HG / Hunger Games thread
merak wins
pick a template
http://imgur.com/a/rD6Vn
>>9927825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jHuTFwXNA7
>>9927866
It's not fair! Paula was even closer this time! Good job winner. Paula thanks you for hosting.
>>9927896
tricky no
>>9927866
Just wanna say; thanks for having us.
is he even here right now
>>9927866
Ooh, it's you? Congrats. Thank youu.
>>9927776
Hmm...you said....
>She imitates Kosaku's voice. Poorly.
"You will see...some interesting effects occur once you come back."
Just like that!
>>9927782
Call names all you want but I'm putting the foot down. I've let you go about this for too long so now I'm just going to say "no" and that'll be the end of it.
In any case, """""thanks"""" for hosting and congratulations to Merak.
>>9927836
>Craig removes his skull from his body and shakes it vigorously, letting all of her vomit spill out onto the ground. Despite being completely disgusted, he goes ahead and screws his skull back on.
>Wordlessly, Craig hobbles over to the unconscious hero. He grabs her leg and drags her to the hole, throwing her over.
>>9927918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1txGdMdTazi
merak where are you
>>9927915
>>9927931
>>9927939
Thanks for playing / watching.
^942
i hope the sun falls on you and your catacombs
>>9927939
My voice is not that low-pitched, Usotsuki. Please, if you're going to imitate me, then make sure to get the pitch right.
>Kosaku nods, now fully understanding why he had set off 「Bites The Dust」. "It was to confuse her. I truly need to pick better times for this."
And have those effects occurred yet? Perhaps, they might have already.
>>9927942
>There's nothing that she can do as the skeleton drags her and throws her over the hole. The air makes her hair brush against her cheeks. She's unconcious. But the heavy streams of air right on her ear makes her wake up just to look at the hole in the sky getting more distant each passing second. In confusion, she turns around and notices how the ground is getting closer. She screams and quickly slaps her cheek. This causes her to spin around like cooking a sausage. After a handful of spins, she floats right before she hits the ground. Her brain is fucked with all the spins and using her quirk on herself at the same time. She releases her gravity and pukes all over the ground.
merak i s2g
>>9927995
If we're going to get oddly specific about wishing death on each other then I hope you turn into a cat in a Chinese household and get made into a nice stew. Or that the moon explodes and you get squashed by a moon chunk.
>>9928062
Hold up, Tricky is holding me hostage.
>Merak
>>9927866
Thanks for hosting.
>>9928062
If he hasn't even so much as uttered a figurative peep by now, wouldn't it be correct to assume he is not in the vicinity?
>>9928049
>Knowing that she isn't dead, the skeleton pursues her down the rope, completely forgetting about the unstable pillar of rocks it was tied to. As he gets halfway down the pillar collapses, sending him plummeting towards the earth.
>As he collides with the ground his skeleton explodes, raining bones down across the area. Having landed head-first his skull gets a massive crack going down the middle, enough to split him open if any minor force is applied. Angry beyond reason, the skeleton tries to quickly reassemble himself only for a rock to fall on top of his head, cracking open his skull completely and killing him.
>>9927866
Congratulations, and thank you very much for hosting for us.
>>9928127
>hey sorry, my internet was acting up again. do you still want to continue?
>>9928003
You can't blame me, I can't get that low anyways! Yeah, you have amnesia...stupid old man!
Unless...you're TRYING to make me angry?
>>9928158
>We can if you'd like to. Either way is good with me.
>>9928181
>Makes you angry
>>9928126
>That was fun Mr.Bones. I'll catch you later, okayio? Smoochus and kissus. i-I got a bit busy, sorry about that.
thanks yuno
>>9928219
I wouldn't lewd anything. I just want a friend.
Why is your shitty male ava getting less pussy than a skeleton, anon?
>>9928210
>Nailbats to face
>>9928246
I could ask you the same thing
>>9928181
I don't have amnesia. I do know how I've forgotten everything, but I am gravely afraid that I'm unable to tell you. All I do know is that we must have met before, once upon a time.
>Kosaku smiles. Usotsuki could interpret it as him being smug, because he knows more than she does.
Oh, heavens, no! Me? Attempt to make you angry? Perish the thought. I'm merely telling you the truth from my point of view. I don't remember singing Another One Bites The Dust with you.
>>9928246
(>He needs pussy when he could have an infinite supply of hands
Suck my Duwang anon, I'll get a ship and it will be godly)
>>9928246
because i'm not a pussy
you've got to be one to get some
true men stick with their bros
>>9928246
Don't need pussy when I have one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQJ84oJu_7Y
>>9928272
bros b4 hoes.
>slaps your ass.
>>9928201
>>9926883
Oh man, sorry for making you bring your past up. I haven't heard about those terrorists, but I would surely lose my mind if I were in your situation.
>Memoca picks up her sailor hat and begins to stare at it.
I somewhat know that feel though, I don't even know who my parents are.
>>9928219
Whoa, calm down calm down! I know how to defend myself.
>>9928246
Because I'm not even using my full power.
>>9928246
>implying I don't like getting far enough to get a ship just to ruin it because none of my avas deserve to be happy and having an easy ship isn't fun
>>9928235
de nada
>>9928290
>
Paula feels real bad for not being able to win. She'll feel better if she does this. Please give her 24.
>>9928246
I had three ships
I've got pussy lad, do you?
>>9928246
Because I already have all the girl I'll ever need...In my precious Aooooooi-Tan!
>>9928302
Uraraka OChako
>>9928302
Fighter
>>9928302
Craig
>>9928230
>Cya around! Don't worry about it, it happens to everyone. It happens to me quite often, actually...
>>9928246
Can you blame them? Check out my chiseled jaw, anon. And my bone structure? Perfect.
>>9928302
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9928302
Reigen Arataka
>>9928302
Good Hunter
>>9928302
Ryuuko Matoi
>>9928295
>>9928246
Or just this, basically.
>>9928272
fuck yeah man
>cracks open a cold one with
>>9928246
I.. Uhhh, Really don't know what you're talking about, Senpai.
>>9928302
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9928302
Memoca
>>9928302
Elias Ainsworth
>>9928302
Hanma Baki
>>9928302
Cream
>>9928302
punished clicky
>>9928302
Lord Beerus
>>9928302
Inkling
>>9928302
Oshino Shinobu
>>9928302
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9928302
Rose Lalonde
>>9928290
You said you're a bird, right? I mean, you are a human bird, but still a bird regardless. I think most birds down grow old enough to see their parents. Not only that, but I think the term "birdbrain" has something to do with it as well.
>>9928302
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9928302
Aloth
>>9928302
Fairy Tail - Luna
>>9928302
Minnie May!
>>9928302
Natsuki Subaru
>>9928302
Usotsuki
>>9928302
Lana's mother
>>9928302
Yotsuba
>>9928322
It's okay, sir. Relationships come and go. You'll find a lot of people that you think would be a nice addition to your family, but not all of them will stay. The ones that do should be loved until the day you die. Hopefully, you won't be here to witness their deaths.
>manlets
>>9928402
they dabbin
This game isn't special but Paula hopes you are ready.
>>9928414
What about them?
>>9928426
I accept this challenge.
>>9928426
Let's roll.
>>9928426
>>9928386
>>9928410
You can replace me with the goblin! I have much to attend for the time being.
>>9928410
>>9928396
>>9928426
I know it's horrible to let kids play in traffic and whatnot, but please give this kid my spot. Take care of her, and make sure she doesn't hurt herself too badly.
>>9928414
5"2 isn't short.
>>9928426
Barely awake but ready.
>>9928412
My heart belonged to only one, and it will never belong to another for it has not returned to me. Therefore I have no heart to give.
>>9928442
WHERE
IS
THE
RALLY
>>9928452
smol
>>9928452
yes it is you short motherfucker
>>9928426
You bet I am Paula! Time to shift things into high gear.
>>9928446
Gotcha!
>>9928448
Don't gotcha! Would you like to give it to the person next in line?
>>9928446
You're making this hard, sir.
>>9928448
>>9928399
I guess this girl instead? I can't just let a mother of three die, so she'll have to go in.
>>9928426
All set here, let's get a move on.
>>9928482
>>9928480
>can't link right
>can't do anything right
>kill me
>>9928482
And Paula was ready to start! Now she's super ready to start!
>>9928482
I'm sorry to hear that. I can assure you this wasn't my intention in the slightest, I merely didn't want to have a spot wasted with my absence.
That, and I want to observe the wildlife situation here, and I thought that goblin would be just the perfect specimen to observe.
>>9928452
My 11 year old brother is taller than you.
>>9928460
That must feel nice. Who is she, if you don't mind me asking? I bet she's very pretty, given how you look. I would say I'm jealous if it weren't for the fact I used to be fairly popular myself.
>>9928426
Paula remembers her first day in . She was so nervous, she threw up!
Hope the same doesn't happen to you!
Is Junko dead now?
>>9928364
Hmm yeah my bad, it's not really the apples-to-apples situation. Humans are really that complex, huh?
>>9928491
>kills
>>9928505
You and me both. I'm still trying to pick which class I should be. I have to have it in by tomorrow or else I'm "terminated". They gave me so many choices that I'm having such a hard time picking between them.
>>9928465
Vert probably gave the folder to the person who makes making it
>>9928491
> you die
>>9928446
>>9928448
Thank you for allowing me to have fun!
>>9928518
You wouldn't know her if I told you her name. Rather than her identity, it would be more accurate if you understood who she was, who she was to me.
Now feel, feel a deep, weighted feeling of longing in the bottom of your chest. A cold block of ice, wanting to break through into your stomach to quench your longing fires. But it never happens.
>>9928530
I wasn't expecting her to be so light, she really flew didn't she.
>>9928530
>First death
This is a sign. The sign is telling me to go to bed.
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>9928530
Before we start, please allow me to take care of you. I'm sure you're aware that I'm onto you, and the mystery man with the hood already dug up some convincing recordings. I'm sure you don't mind me doing this...
>Ryoma takes one of the metal tennis balls and smacks it at Kosaku's head
>>9928269
Oh, you're going that way, huh?
>She laughs, but it doesn't sound happy. In fact...yeah. She's definitely looking annoyed, in fact.
You're saying it's like you made yourself forget like magic?
>>9928482
Awww, thank you~.
>>9928530
You don't wanna be at this house.
It sucks.
>>9928530
OKAY, OKAY, I get your point! You stabbed me and now I'm eliminated or whatever. Sheesh, just let me leave the frickin' school already...
>>9928530
Befriend someone who killed me earlier? I'm not too sure about it.
>>9928530
ANytime Paula's locked in a room with someone else, they try to kill her. She's glad the same thing didn't happen to you guys!
Would life be much better-er if it was an anime? The world may never know!
>>9928581
Hey, wait!
>takes your skull and draws a big bushy mustache on it before plopping it back into it's place
There you go. Now you can leave.
>>9928530
Another freaking Skeleton. It's nice to know I won't be alone when I'm de- oh wait...
>>9928597
What kind of sick joke is that?! I don't have anything like that! What about you, bandaid panties?
>>9928597
One of you wouldn't happen to have an escape plan would you? Pretty sure the guy that locked us in here is gonna comeback and kill us.
>>9928534
They aren't too complex when you get to know a few of them. You're wearing a sailor uniform, so you should know that more than anyone else.Unless it's all for show. Did you ever really serve in the military?
>>9928562
What you're telling me is what I feel every day. Waking up knowing nobody is waiting for me outside of this place pecks at my heart every second of every day. You've got family and friends, and you'll eventually meet someone you can marry and start a family with. I won't. This melodramatic expression of you longing to find this person again makes me wonder what you would do if you were in my position?
>>9928597
People can be scary at night! Paula hopes what happens doesn't happen to her. She can't explain to the police another time.
>>9928597
Being a cameo is good enough for me.
>>9928597
I-I'm not going to last long...Baki, please don't hold back. Kill me with one blow and end it. There's no reason to prolong this fight any further. You win, and I lose.
>>9928567
Yes. When I told you that some interesting effects would occur, I had meant it. I cannot tell you what, but let me just say it has something to do with the time. Even without that, if you had "woken up" from what I assuming is a "dream", how would I be able to remember you?
>Kosaku raises his hands, looking rather pleased with himself. "This is just too good. I understand why I had used 「Bites The Dust」 now."
>>9928632
>>9928632
Not the way I wanted to end the night, agh...
>heading to bed so goodnight and thanks for hosting.
>>9928630
Living in self pity is one way to make your life a living hell. Despite the bumps in the road, I've decided to smile and remember the good things. Even if they may not be happening right now anymore. The sun will always come up in the morning, and there will always be work to be done. If that is all I'm spared, I believe I will carry my will to exist.
>>9928632
The first thing's really gross. You can ignore it if you want! Unless you were the one that died Paula guesses.
Is there a thing as too skinny? Paula never heard it before.
>>9928664
It stinks when you don't win but Paula wants you to be happy for next time. Bye bye!
>>9928632
No, just no.
>>9928674
One way is to never age. Then you won't need make up to cover yourself.
>>9928530
>>9928646
Ehh? Are you-u-ya sure about this?
>Baki braces his fist relenting on the idea on attacking someone without reason, he has no choice.
You leave me no choice kid, I hate to see you in pain like this -- it's either now or never.
>Baki hooks the poor kid on the jaw, watching him plummet to the floor like a rag doll.
...
>>9928536
W-Wait, don't do that! If I d-die here, I--
>Subaru is brutally murdered by the anon as the other one watches and commentates "you die" as he slowly fades out of consciousness
...
...
>He wakes up on the floor. Staring at the ceiling for a second or two before forcing himself upward. He's dazed and has no idea what's going on. He rubs his eyes and yawns when it hits him.
Wh-what the...
>Subaru stands up and looks around and notices everything is how it was. People fighting, conversations picking up and dropping, and the hosting continuing to comment on what's happening while the other tributes fight to the death
I-Is...this some kind of trick, or is this place hell? I...
>Subaru touches his head where the anon thumped him on his noggin. He takes his hand away to see if there's blood, but there isn't
Wh-what's going on here? Someone explain this to me! I could've sworn I was just murdered outside of the game! I should be dead, right!?
>>9928674
It's hard to ignore dying, but I'll try.
>>9928695
>Chokes on this post and dies
>>9928632
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm out, G'night.
>>9928674
Don't say mean stuff or bad things will happen to you. Paula's still working on the second part for anyone that has said something mean but she'll do it!
>>9928709
I may have underestimated the consequences of provoking the enemy in an online environment.
>>9928665
The thing is, your road won't end.
>Ryoma kneels down and grabs the chain that hugs his leg tightly
I'm a convict. I won't be seeing the light of day ever again. In my eyes, the sun coming up means another day of living in the bed I've made.
>>9928690
>Ryoma's face is pummeled into the ground. The blood, bruises, and bumps make his face unrecognizable. He simply lays there dead. No life left in his little body to carry him to the finish line.
>>9928696
It's a little hard but you can ignore everything! Paula does it all the time!
>>9928695
Hello hello!
>She begins to rapidly poke at him with a smile on her face. All eyes focusing loosely on him.
You look really freaked out right now. Relax!
>>9928707
Bye bye!
>>9928630
How about yourself?
I've only interacted with a witch. She gave me this uniform because we like to cruise the seas. Other than that... no, just sea creatures.
hoshi is everyone in this thread
>>9928709
Hooray! It's lunch time! Paula think the middle event is really cute! Too bad the other two aren't cute. Not at all!
>>9928731
They say prisoners are unhappy, yet there are more people outside prison who take thier lives than the people inside them.
>>9928597
Come on, is that all you have?
>>9928632
>The girl looks...shocked. Betrayed, even.
Little rabbit...? Why?
>>9928647
Because you're in my dream! I let you play to your own little 'rules' but it's getting annoying!
Maybe...maybe I should show you I'm the one with the real effects here.
>>9928674
>>9928696
I won't talk about it if you don't~.
>>9928752
You REALLY didn't want to do that!
>>9928674
Did that bird-woman happen to be a friend of hers? I can't think of any other reason why the girl decided to do such a thing.
>>9928743
+1UID
No, try again.
dammit merak it's been an hour
>>9928703
Subaru notices the dead starman and pays him no mind. The fact that he dies and doesn't come back only makes him feel ever weirder. In fact, the sight of the dead Starman makes him feel a bit queasy. He kneels down where he is and throws up what little food he had in his stomach.
This has to be a dream. There's no way I'd be chosen to come to a place is evil. I can't make any sense of this at all...
>>9928732
>He lets himself get poked. He can't be bothered to shoo her away. All of his energy was spent freakout out about what had just happened
How am I supposed to relax when I should be dead? How can ANYONE relax when that star guy just died after seeing me die? I just want to go home already. This place, it's hell. I don't deserve to be here.
>>9928743
Nope, not me! Paula's far from being a star!
>>9928752
It's been... sorry, let me check on something.
One... two.. three days and only now is it a regular day!
The creepy guy got his wish for a girlfriend!
The little girl wants her life to be different!
And what could be more importnat than the mall? Will Paula find out?
>>9928784
Just give it to him tomorrow
>>9928763
Is that so? Why, I may not exactly what I had said to you before, but what I can tell you is that you shouldn't resort to violence. Can't we settle this like civilized people? Or are you one of those people that think with their fists first? Simplicity is barbaric.
>Discretely, Kosaku deactivates 「Bites The Dust」 so he can even the odds. "Fate was on my side until this little mistake. If she fights me and wins, I will use 「Bites The Dust」 again."
I have forgotten everything about what had happened before. If that doesn't tell you anything, I don't know what will.
I love....... DICKS!
>King Knight
>>9928742
Myself? I guess I have met a lot of people. I've been all over the world thanks to how good I am at tennis. Now I don't meet anybody. I'm stuck in a cell all day long until the day I die, but the people I've met were nice. Complicated sure, but once you looked past their faults they were endearing.
You see the clothes I have on? I got them from someone too. Not that I wanted them, but it's better than being naked.
>>9928761
That's because they don't give you much to work with inside of a prison. You're also monitored all the time. If they see you try to commit suicide they move you to a padded room. It's not the best situation in my book.
>>9928608
>The skeleton scowls at her, swiping the pencil out of her hands. He rubs out the mustache using the eraser at the end and draws an angry face on himself.
You're lucky I've been eliminated. Because you would be soooooo dead right now.
>>9928788
>The woman continues to poke him in a much slower pace that is no less annoying.
Hehehe! This isn't that place, silly! Wherever this is, it doesn't show up in Paula's GPS. Everyone deserves to be here. It's soooooo fun!
>>9928816
>>9928788
>Hoshi looks into Subaru's eyes as he narrates the entire scene
"Nice RP,"
>he comments, tossing another five cents into the OOC jar.
But are you sure you're supposed to be saying that out loud?
>Hoshi writes this part of his post to make it longer so it looks like he has God Tier, dank ass RP. Here he describes the 50 different types of odors coming off of his mask and body as well as 31 different kinds of subtle movements his eyebrows make as he talks.
>Insert three part backstory about childhood here and just to explain when he sort of dislikes a certain flavor of ice cream (he leaves it blank so you can fill it in, boosting the interractiveness of his post)
>(Something something something, I just wasted two more seconds of your life)
>>9928800
Paula had her hair fall out when she had that happen, but this may be worser than that!
>>9928845
>>9928835
Fuck I shouldn;t have laughed at this stupid shit
>>9928835
>Hoshi squeezes his phone tighter as he realizes he had forgotten to proofread and his errors are in display for the entire thread to see
>But hear hear, his opponent has also made a mistake
>Hoshi's dignity is safe for the time being
>>9928845
The creepy guy continues to be creepy! Can anyone stop him?
Paula remembers doing that! She was eent to the punishment room when they found out.
>>9928826
>Subaru finally sits upward and slaps her hand away from his face
No, it's not fun. The Goblin, Yamato, that thief girl, the girl with the thing behind her back, I hate them all. They aren't like the people I know back at home. They give me attention, but it's the worst kind of attention. They all collectively almost got me killed.
>>9928835
>I told you not to look what did you do this
>>9928811
Oh, don't you remember what I just said? You're just something I made up, so it doesn't matter if I kill you or not. I can just bring you back again and again and again...
>A wicked smile crosses her face. Devilish, even, to match the sudden pair of horns she's gained.
But I want to know why you did that. And how.
>>9928845
You know what that was for.
>>9928876
EW! Eeeeeew!
>>9928876
Reigen will never stop being a creep, ever.
>>9928876
Paula remembers teachers liking Paula. They were the only ones that did.
>>9928886
>Sylvie giggles as she was slapped, sitting herself near the boy.
Paula never met with any of those people. They sound really cool! Look on the bright side. They didn't get you killed? Some ghost did!
>>9928906
I haven't done anything, I'm a model student!
...Today.
>>9928906
Ewww gross! Winner's on the next thingy!
>>9928888
As you say. But if I told you that some interesting effects would occur, and they did, does that make me just a part of your dream? Bring me back again and again and again, but something tells me that you'll find a shocking surprise.
>Kosaku shrugs, his confident smile still there. "Does she expect me to just tell her? Not at all. No one must know about what I can do."
Why? How? What are you referring to, Usotsuki? My old age is affecting my mental capacity, you see, so I am forgetful about a lot of things.
>>9928942
>>9928942
Great job winner! You made it through school.
>She throws a bag of unopened confetti on her.
You can smile again!
>>9928953
Wow! She did a lot! Give yourselves a round of applause!
>>9928927
That's not sweetening the deal! I don't want to die period! I don't care who would be the person doing it! I deserve to live just as much as the next person.
>Subaru realizes he doesn't have the groceries he had with him when he first arrived
...These people are barbaric. They'll take anything they can get their hands on, even if it's junkfood that costs no more than 1,000 yen.
>>9928963
Did anyone else think this was kinda short?
>>9928953
Congratulations, uhh weird acrobat
>>9928963
Thanks for hosting
>>9928963
>>9928953
>>9928972
Shorter than me? No way! Thanks for hosting.
>>9928953
I should have kept my spot, it seems. Thanks anyways.
>>9928944
Yes. Yes you are. Just a sliiightly more complex one~.
And you see, I've figured something out. When people are hurt, they don't like that. When they get hurt, they want it to stop.
Sometimes, they'll even do or say things they wouldn't do normally.
>>9928942
Hahahaha! Good!
>>9928963
>>9928953
I always do~. Thank youu.
>>9928976
Just flexibleee~. Thank you!
>>9928963
HA! I'm not last! I'm not a loser!
Thanks for hosting and congratulations to whoever or whatever, eh, it's not me so I don't really care.
>>9928972
Just a bit under a full hour, shorter than the usual run these go on for. The game is appreciated.
>>9928978
>takes the 10,000 yin
>>9928966
If you don't want to die, then you need to become stronger. That's allll you neeeeed to dooooooo!
>Hearing junk food, Sylvie drops her sing-songy tone as she slams her hands on the ground to look at the boy intensely.
You have junk food? Where? Can Paula have some?
>>9928978
Way shorter than you! You're at least as tall as six days!
>>9928976
>>9928978
>>9928992
>>9928993
>>9928995
>>9929004
Paula thanks all of you too! She feels much better than she did before!
>>9928993
On the contrary, I believe that I'm more of a figment of your imagination. I must be if I've managed to fool you. You don't like dreams where you're powerless, do you?
So you're taking the physical approach to finding out information? Good luck. When I'm cornered, I always find a way out, even if it means I need to fight.
>>9929024
>Hachikuji lunges like a cobra and bites your arm like a human bear trap
I want to talk to _____
>>9929025
Didn't you hear me? They were stolen. I doubt you would have cared for what I had anyway. I had spicy ramen, some juicy, and pocky.
>Subaru stands up and dusts himself off. He tries rubbing off some of the puke stains on his tracksuit, but gives up, takes it off, and ties it around his waist
And I am strong. I do morning exercises every day. I would do them here too, but I'm a little self-conscious. I guess everything will fall into place when I choose my class, huh?
Here you go winner!
>>9929051
Everyone! Paula is never short on having friends!
>>9928995
Thank you~.
>>9929041
Nobody does. But like that Iron Maiden, it's just a matter of me figuring out how to control it. It makes it more fun~.
And...have you ever been frozen in place? Unable to move even a single little muscle, like something is weighing down on you?
>>9929076
How primal-looking! Thank you again!
>>9928820
I guess for now I can safely say that you're a good person, Ryoma. Even if that's coming from a bird.
Well I'm heading off to sleep now, bye!
>>9928953
Thanks for hosting and congrats to the girl.
>>9929051
the skeleton
what's his name? i think its craig but yeah definitely him. seems like a decent bloke
>>9929085
That's far from the truth. You've got no idea what kind of person I really am.
>he waves to the girl as she leaves
Take care.
>>9929051
Fox
>>9929051
I want to talk to someone that'll get me out of this place.
>>9929051
Koichi
>>9929083
Then tell me, liar. How exactly are you going to control a salaryman who doesn't break a sweat whenever he's cornered? The truth is clear. I have luck on my side, and that same luck will guarantee that you have no chance of doing so.
I think I may have, once upon a time. But have you ever felt like you were trapped, doomed to repeat the same actions over and over again?
>>9929067
Awwww! Do you want some of Paula's treats? She has a lot! Hehehe! Paula may just done school, there is no class, silly!
>>9929085
Thank you for Playing. Paula hoped you had fun!
>>9929083
Paula's glad you like! All she seems to do is upset kids lately so she took extra care when making this!
>>9929147
fuck off yukako
>>9929051
I wish I could talk to my mother.
>>9929171
Go fuck yourself!
>>9929165
I'm not talking about those kinds of classes. I mean classes like warrior, archer, mage, pirate, thief, berserker, and so on and so forth. There are at least two pages filled with classes I can choose from, and it's all stressing me out. What if I pick the wrong one and get messed up? Or maybe I pick a different one and get made fun of? This is essentially life or death here!
>>9929193
no
koichi isn't even best boy
>>9929149
>She smiles yet again, tiling her head. A red orb appears between her new horns with a gong-like sound resonating through the air.
Shut up.
>Suddenly, a passing bird freezes in midair. A squirrel stops mid-leap from branch to branch, suspended there. Ants halt on a dime. Even the wind ceases and the plants stiffen up as well.
You don't know anything about me, clearly! There's no way you could get any of it!
>>9929165
Aww, there's no need to worry, you're not upsetting me~.
>>9929207
Yes he is!
>>9929201
>She's already munching into some chocolate as he's freaking out.
Wowie! That soundsh cool andsh nerdy! Paula wonders what her class will be...
>As she thinking, she hands him some candy.
Paula wants you to calm down. It makes you way less cute!
>>9929223
Paula can see with all of her eyes! You have a very pretty smile. But your eyes...
>She leans in very close to the little girl. Making sure to lock her eyes with her.
They say a lot about you!
>>9929051
Anybody. I feel really lonely right now.
>>9929223
Gkh!
>Kosaku freezes figuratively, staring at everything in wonder. "「Star Platinum: The World」, perhaps? Is Usotsuki a Stand user as well? If she chooses to fight me, then I'll have to shed any trace of dignity I had and attack her head on. How should I do so?" Despite it, he smiles.
How could I if I had forgotten everything about you? Goodness me, you certainly need to pay attention more, don't you? Now, let's not get hasty and do anything we might regret. I'm sure you're more mature than that.
>>9929252
no he isn't
shigechi is better than koichi
okuyasu is better than koichi
jotaro is better than koichi
ptove me wrong
>>9929253
>Subaru blushes when she mentions him being "less cute"
Sh-shucks! I didn't know I was cute to begin with! I guess I could take a few things of candy. It's not like I'll put on any weight.
>He takes the candy and devours it
Hey, this isn't half bad! It's like the French candy I had once. Those people sure know how to make sweet stuff.
>>9929253
>Uso doesn't even blink.
And what is it you see in them?
>>9929269
Now don't you see what I mean~?
>She twirls around in a circle with a harsh, mocking laugh.
You shouldn't be jumping to assumptions, old man! You never know when something like that might just tick someone off.
>Uso tilts her head, suddenly holding her hands behind her back as if she's hiding something.
Am I reaally now? What is it you might think's behind me right now?
>>9929340
A weapon, clearly. There is no feasible way it could possibly be anything else. I cannot expect anything less from a child, but I would be lying if I said that I was hoping for a compromise. Oh, but you must think that you're going to be the victor.
>Kosaku crosses his arms and poses in an intimidating fashion in order to throw her off. "It's almost like I'm fighting Koichi again. This time, I won't fail." ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ...
I'm not as weak as you think I am.
>>9929401
But how? There's not enough space back there to hide something. I don't even have pockets!
Heeheehee...not only that, but...have you considered maybe...I'm just letting you be able to move still?
>>9929333
Totally! With your messy hair and clothes, Paula thinks you could totally be a cute nerd!
>Finishing off her chocolate, she wipes off any crumbs she left on her face. Some chocolate still showing on her teeth as she smiles.
France makes a lot of good things. Only thing I can think of that wasn't is me!
>>9929340
>She shifts her head a bit so that Uso can stare at one of the giant eyeballs.
Bad things! Things Paula would do when she was younger.
>She jumps away from her, getting some distance away as she begins to walk backwards.
Paula wasn't happy when she was like that. She hopes you aren't unhappy either.
Paula is very tired right now. She hopes to see everyone soon, but for now she must close the curtains. Au revoir!
>>9929440
Rest well.
>>9929440
>The smile drops from her face, and she looks confused and astonished.
...It's not a bad thing if nothing matters. I'm just...fine! Buh-bye~~.
>>9929440
I wouldn't be a cute nerd. I would be a cute jock.
And we'll talk about your low self-esteem later. Have a good night, and the next time you see me I'll be Natsuki Subaru of some kind of class. Either that, or I die.
>He treks back to the church guild place
>>9929458
Post uncropped, I like those images.
>>9929428
Dreams allow you to produce anything out of anywhere. If this is supposedly a dream, why wouldn't you produce a weapon behind you? You're wasting opportunities. Or, perhaps, you're merely bluffing.
>Kosaku spreads his arms out, totally confident that he will be alright. "She won't be able to kill me from one strike. Stand Users are stronger than that."
Then freeze me. Hadn't I told you that this wasn't the first time that things have been frozen for me?
>>9929051
All the people who aren't with us anymore
>>9929468
Ok sure
>>9929489
But they're always here, telling us how dead it is.
>>9929494
Yee
>>9929473
Oooh, good guesses! And if you're sure about that...
>She lets out an ominous giggle. The orb flashes red and the gonging noise rings out again. This time, the urge to simply...stop washes through Kosaku. Urging. Commanding.
>At the same time, she brings her hands back out in front, gripping a brutal, well-used-looking nailbat in her hands.
It's gonna be fun wiping that smirk off your face!
>>9929494
I wanted to pick up the doll but I didn't know if she was available or not
>>9929525
Have never seen her before.
Go for it.
Potion time.
Reply to drink one, last digit is what happens to you.
0 - It was just a lot of alcohol
1 - It was truth serum
2 - You become very violent and angry.
3 - Your gender swaps
4 - You see your worst fear
5 - You become mute. If you were mute you can speak.
6 - You must obey one command from the next poster who gets a 6
7 - You feel very tired
8 - You cannot stop thinking about your crush, whoever they are.
9 - You must host.
>>9929551
>>9929551
Better than standing around doing nothing. Bottoms up!
>>9929557
>>9929551
>>9929499
Man, I hope Cosby wins the trial.
>>9929551
Glug
>>9929551
>>9929514
>Kosaku twitches, not exactly unfamiliar with time stopping. "So she was right. If I managed to survive a beatdown from 「Star Platinum: The World」, I can survive a few strikes from a nailbat." In true JoJo fashion, he manages to get a few words out.
So you weren't bluffing after all. Do you think you can kill a man who gets out of any situation he's in? Regardless of the answer, I'm afraid I must tell you this; I will survive, brat.
>>9929551
(If I get a nine, am I allowed to reroll? I'd like to wait a few weeks before attempting to host, and I'm tired)
>>9929551
>
>>9929563
Why aren't you playing FFXIV?
>>9929525
She was ava'd by a shitposter who doesn't even come here often anymore, (least that's what hg told me) I'd say go for it.
>>9929572
Oh fuck it's time for Awakened!Kosaku
It's only 6:30 yet I'm dead tired! I'm gonna go take a dirt nap.
>The skeleton yawns and stretches out his arms, slowly lowering himself to the floor.
>>9929543
>>9929578
Okay but how could I make her work in HG?
>>9929576
I'm at work, waiting for expansion to come out, passing time with RP and Dungeon Fighter, making folders, etc.
Stormblood comes out tomorrow so I'm going to start playing again then.
>>9929551
Let's see what I get
>>9929588
Explain her character to me or link me a wiki and I'll figure out her character algorithm.
>>9929561
Hmm, but I'm already an honest person!
>>9929598
Who do you want to fuck?
>>9929551
Uhmmm
>Takes the potion and takes a deep sip
>>9929551
Well...there's no time like the present amirite? Tiiime to a swing!
>>9929609
Time for you to host
>>9929603
H-He doesn't come here anymore.
>>9929596
http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Plain+Doll
Long story short she's a NPC you visit when you need to level up or buy goods from
>>9929574
>they just slump down, staring at some imaginary figure on the ground, tears welling up as they try to check it's nonexistant pulse.
Haruse get up! Please! Make the pain stop!
>>9929551
>>9929591
Not sure what I'm supposed to say.
>>9929588
>the doll is a very motherly figure, so be all kind and helpful to others
>but what do I know my rp is trash
>>9929596
http://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Plain+Doll
>>9929622
Shit nigga I apologize for bringing up terrible memories, I just wanted to meme around
All's good?
>>9929590
Doesn't it come out in like 20 minutes?
>>9929615
Do I have tooo? Fine...but don't expect anything special, I don't even have a code yet.
Co-Could I get a list of codes? Please?
>>9929653
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
>>9929572
Ooooh...do you really think so? See...things in my dreams? They tend not to survive more than one hit. But it's going to be fine.
>Uso starts taking a few slow practice swings at the air, every motion just a little higher up thna the last.
Everything comes back after I wake up! So I'll just get to play with you...again, and again, and again.
>>9929634
>I could make that work
>thanks
Oh uh...quick question. Should I go for 24 or 34?
>>9929636
They weren't terrible, I enjoyed spending time with him...I just miss him is all. It's ok, you shouldn't worry.
>>9929663
>Something changes in Kosaku's eyes. The calm disposition changes into some sort of fiery spirit, and the tone of his words are nothing less than cold. "This brat is beginning to get on my nerves."
You say that like I'll die so easily. You may think that I'm an old man, but I could easily take you on. Oh, but you don't like fair fights, do you? You have no dignity.
>Kosaku can't help but attempt to summon 「Killer Queen」 to even the odds once more. He twitches. "I cannot be so rude to a child, but she's crossed the line. I should not have drank the drink."
>>9929689
The moon is high in the dark sky for most, and have settled in for the night.
Twenty-four sounds fine.
>>9929695
>>9929705
I-I meant 36! I-I'll just start at 24 and see how many UIDs there are...
>>9929689
>Deku gets custom tribute count before Aikawa
Trap btfo
>>9929689
As many as you can.
>They say while clutching and stroking the air, tears soon drying out as kuroyuri's sadness only begins to fuel a hatred.
When I find out who did this to you Haruse, I'l...I will kill them tenfold!
>>9929702
I'm saying you will.
>The extent of how well the Stand works is up to you. Uso meanwhile begins to wind the bat backwards, ready to swing properly.
You really do remind me of my dad too much.
>>9929624
>>9929634
Looks pretty simple tb.h.
All you have to do is get a basic guage of her personality from the quotes, implement a few game references related to her functions and roles and post cute doll images.
The rest is up to you and building the character by interracting with other characters.