Ohhh boooy. Time for something I'm totally not used too!
First 24/36 For Izuku Midoriya's Summer games! I hope you all brought your summer wear...or not, It doesn't really matter.
>>9929733
Leo
>>9929733
Usotsuki
GoodHunter
''Chad Thundercock'' Reinhardt
>>9929733
Es
Lord Beerus
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9929733
Kuroyuri.
>>9929733
Happy loli
>>9929733
Boudica
>>9929733
Doot Doot
>>9929733
Narukami
Sad Tricky
Junkrat
Reigen Arataka
This bird with a cup hat
>>9929733
Miku's ass
>>9929733
Zeri
Seiga Kaku
>>9929733
Youmu Konpaku
Flake
>>9929733
TT and Secutor
>>9929780
>scratches behind ear
Windows XP-tan
>>9929733
Ochako Uraraka
>>9929787
>>9929736
>Kosaku's unable to summon it fully, but he is able to get one of its hands out to strike when ready. "She may be able to 「Stop」 me from moving, but she hasn't stopped time. If that was the case, I wouldn't be able to talk!"
I suppose your father was one of t h o s e kind of people. Why do I have the feeling that you're going to put your heart and soul into this?
>>9929733
Mikun
>>9929796
>>9929806
>>9929809
Oh my fucking god
>>9929783
>Flake turns and grabs the arm of the petter, giving a display of her werewolf speed and strength. She glares at him before forcing his arm away.
>"This sort of attention is starting to annoy me... I know I'm a loner but I'm not this desperate for attention."
...
>The lone wolf turns away from the petter again.
Pet me again and it will be your last.
>>9929733
Kaiji
>oh fuck don't be late
>>9929833
>>9929841
Something something speed
>>9929802
He's a horrible man and a worse father. I'm just going to say...I'll enjoy this.
>The smile drops from her face, as she plain and simply swings the bat, clearly aimed for his head.
>>9929841
You're late, pointy nose-san.
>>9929768
Cute
Okaaay...maaake swaps and stuff
>>9929879
>>9929841
>>9929789
>Windows shutting down...
>>9929879
Can I use this photo of me instead? I think this is way cuter and less... This one is better.
>>9929853
...
>"Is he stupid? Really. I'm a werewolf, not a puppy. I can't believe he really thinks I'll cave in for something like this."
>>9929803
>>9929780
>>9929879
>Flake points at the robot.
Fhn.
>The wolf then walks away, hoping the message was made clear.
>>9929879
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9929763
You too?
>>9929862
>Kosaku closes his eyes as 「Killer Queen」 catches the bat. "Maybe I can set my anger aside for a moment and attempt to calm her down. I hadn't thought that she would have come from such a bad background." With a dark expression and cold eyes, he gazes warily through Usotsuki with a thousand-yard stare.
Before we proceed further, may I ask you what you think of me? I doubt that I'm a figment of your imagination still, but if I am, then why was I "created"?
Okaaaay! Let's get a move on! Game. Starts. Nooooow!
>>9929879
Don't mind heading out one more time before hitting the hay, let's begin.
>>9929879
I'm ready when you are, sir!
>>9929893
Thanks, wolf girl?
>Mikun waves back at her, a bit confused though.
>>9929922
Already had a few of these stuffed away in the insides of my coat, but a few more can't hurt.
>>9929912
Bored + Lonely + Extremely Tired do not equal to fun times.
>>9929884
Damn right, I won't let you down. ...I hope.
>>9929922
Looks like a damn good start! Allies, supplies. Bit of eyecandy too. Anything but a death at this point is appreciated.
>>9929879
I'm not striking with kid gloves on anymore.
>>9929922
>>9929888
>>9929841
If you don't share some of those supplies with me, I will take them myself!
>>9929936
Wearing a bit too many layers for summer, aren't you?
>>9929922
You...YOU CHEATED!
>>9929921
...What...?
>A flash of confusion crosses Uso's face, before she angrily yanks at the bat, trying to wrench it away.
Don't you stop me! You're here for me to amuse myself and relax, like everything else!
>>9929947
Tell me about it. I only got 4 hours of sleep and the first thing I do after waking up is come back here.
I...really don't have much commentary. So uhh...yeeaaah
>>9929959
Oh yeah and my supposed best friend just stabbed me in the back
>>9929950
Maybe I spoke too soon when I mentioned "allies" I think I can make it through this by myself!
>>9929965
O-oh no... Day 1 death. I think I spoke too soon again.
>>9929624
>>9929634
Looks pretty simple tb.h.
All you have to do is get a basic guage of her personality from the quotes, implement a few game references related to her functions and roles and post cute doll images.
The rest is up to you and building the character by interracting with other characters
>>9929959
Jeez man, rough. I'm pushing myself to stay up for one to two more hours so I can say good morning to somebody at the moment. You should try and get more sleep if you can, or if not, maybe eat some cereal.
>>9929922
>Es flees from the scene after having her nose broken. She sets down somewhere she deems safe to check it.
Performing self evaluation...
Lost olfactory functions.
>>9929965
>Despite Es actually bending so far back a normal persons spine would snap she forgot to factor in her sword, which hits the limbo pole.
>>9929950
Hey... It seems like... Someone has taken my supplies... It wasn't you... Right?
>>9929957
>「Killer Queen」 lets go of the bat, Kosaku showing no signs of fear. "You are a pacifist. What kind of person would you be if you struck down a child that knows nothing of you?"
You haven't answered my question. Why was I "created"? Why did you take me from Morioh where I was already happy enough? Why did you take me from my family?
>>9929987
Nah there's no point. Hope they come online soon
Soo...ni-nice weather, right? It's bright, sunny, it's just right for something like this...but I guess the arena was just kinda made that way, huh?
...
I'll just shut up now.
>>9929954
Nonsense. A hunter without the proper attire for hunting may as well throw away their title.
>>9929965
Oh, it seems I will be settling in early.
No matter, more rest equals more energy for the coming day.
I bid you all a good night.
>>9929979
Fine! Then you will just be an enemy.
>>9929993
No! Here.
>They split the remaining supllies half and half before they take thier supplies and leave the girl.
>>9930024
>>9929987
>Kuroyuri dicks around with the flashlight making creepy faces just to tease the group.
I can do more then just tell them~
>>9929995
>She doesn't waste any time in swinging it down again, this time right overhead.
It's all MADE UP! It's all just to make you seem more real! I already said why you were made up!
>>9930024
You seriously need help little girl.
>>9930024
An absolutely comfy sunny day! Perfect for icecreaam.
>>9930049
Thank you!
>She waves at him goodbye, gripping her supplies.
>barely noticeable nervous whistling.
>>9930052
>「Killer Queen」 catches the bat once again. "'Made up'? The trials and tribulations that I have gone through was all made up by a psychopath? Shut up. You are losing my respect more and more by the minute."
But w h y? You had taken everything I had, and now I have no chance of getting back home unless I ask someone that might not even come back. Why had you made me sing with you if you were going to do this anyway?
Yo-You know what? I think I'm just gonna zoom through the rest of this.
>>9930070
I'm not going to kill you. What do you you take me for? A psychopath?
>>9930070
Aww... I will have to use my summer wear another time.
Meesa Worldwide
AAAANNNND DONE!
Man I'll never get used to this...so awkward.
Placements, blah blah. Win card soonish...
>>9930080
Because I don't have anything in the first place! I'll do whatever I want if it makes me feel even a tiny bit better! Even if my moods change at the drop of a hat!
>She yanks the bat back once more, and appears to go for the front of his face once more, before suddenly changing direction, going straight for his knee instead.
>>9930142
Congrats, ghostie! And thank youu!
>>9930142
Thx4game
>>9930142
>two who wins
T-thank you.
>>9930142
You're way faster than Uraraka
>>9930148
Thanks for hosting
Cirno I swear if you host strongest games 100 when I'm sleeping I will fly over and bomb your house
>>9930142
You could have slowed down a little. Thanks for the game, little hero.
>>9930176
Shh, just go to bed.
>>9930149
>Kosaku cannot react in time and has his leg struck, wincing from the pain. "She must be bipolar.That would explain the behavior she's exhibiting. How sad."
Why did you do it? My life was quiet, and then you had brought me hear to torment me? Shinobu must be heartbroken from my disappearance! If you can, send me back! I know you can!
>>9930149
>>9930151
>>9930152
>>9930175
>>9930181
It's no problem. Let's just hope I never have to do it again.
>>9930181
Annnndddd here's your win card.
It's nothing special...but I tried.
Watcha vibing to HG?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aae-WdRJluc
>>9930187
>She follows it up with a sharp kick towards his other shin. Thankfully, neither blow had much force behind them this time. She's looking...strained, upset.
BECAUSE I NEED IT MORE! You've had your slice of happiness!
>>9930228
W-where did you find this photo? I don't remember doing any lewd photo shoots like some whore...!
>>kek, thanks for the wincard. Loving it.
>>9930190
Don't worry, Deku, I had a lot of fu-...
>>9930228
...n
Fucking cringe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX_r8xqifSQ
>>9930255
>>9930259
I just looked up her name on the internet and that's what I got...
I think it'd be for the best if I just went to bed...
>>9930259
What's with the death gaze? There's a logical explenation for this...
>>9930276
...Good night, Deku.
>>9930228
Perfection.
>>9930276
You could have used a non lewd one. Luckily you used a less loli-ish image. Some faggot would have reported it then.
>>9930176
>hosts while you sleep
>Don't worry, game 100 ain't ready yet.
>tell when your sleep scedule and I'll try keeping it in mind
>>9930300
Well thankfully I censored it. Gonna be real here, walking on the line makes me feel so alive.
If this somehow gets me banned when I wake up. I just want you all to know that I love you.
>>9930237
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSQwI3rDETk
(SHE KEEPS A MOET ET CHANDON)
>>9930246
I have not! Ever since a few people have interfered with my life, it's been getting worse and worse! What is it with you kids and interfering with my quiet life?
>Kosaku winces still, rather receptive to pain at the moment. "Why do I care? Is it because she had called me her father? Chie had already done so, and I hadn't cared as much as I do with this."
>>9930315
That one's not really loli. Some of her artwork is though. You should be fine.
>>9930316
But you had it! YOu had that time before that! I don't have ANYTHING!
>She punctuates the shout with another swing right for his ribs, this time wildly and recklessly throwing every ounce of strength she has in to the motion.
>>9930330
I sure hope so, anon. Or else I'm fucked seven ways from Saturday.
Anywho, goodnight.
>>9930340
Sleep well.
>And again, thanks for the game.
>>9930332
>「Killer Queen」 barely manages to catch the bat, and even then, it's clearly taking all of Kosaku's willpower to hold onto it. "This is bad!"
Then why not begin and try to change your life? Is this what you want? To beat up a metaphorical representation of your father? I'm nothing like him! If you were to look into my eyes, would you see your father?
>>9930370
What is your ideal quiet life Kosaku?
>>9930336
yes
>>9930370
I...STOP CATCHING IT! I don't have a choice in the matter either! This is all I CAN do! Shut up! Just shut up!
>The girl lets out a frustrated shout, suddenly abandoning the weapon as she turns around, stomping a fair distance away. She promptly sits down, resting her head on her knees.
Just shut up.
>The horns vanish. In an instant, everything resumes moving just as it was beforehand, like nothing had happened at all.
>my brother is tryi g to convince me to move to Texas.
Not sure what to do. On one hand, cheaper cost of living than where I am now. And more jobs as well. But on the other hand... Aussa, Vino and Ta live in Texas. What do?
>>9930228
>>9930420
Build a sex dungeon and throw them in it
>>9930420
Go to texas and bully aussa.
>>9930423
>girls on the beach is adult content
Wow, didn't know you guys here were so pure hearted.
>>9930420
>And Shinobu/Jojo and Dedede.
>If you can tolerate the heat, this place is time, and I live in bumfuck nowhere.
>>9930429
Girl on the beach wearing a wet cotton swimsuit. That counts as above pg13
>>9930420
>>9930432
>This place is fine I mean.
>Oh, and I guess there's a problem with a lot of the people here beign assholes.
>>9930432
You're implying that Texas is actually hot.
>>9930382
Time to spend with my family, a job that is both quiet and peaceful, and no conflict whatsoever. I would be lying if I were to say that it isn't the most peaceful life you could get. Don't you agree?
>>9930414
And time flows again.
>Kosaku taps his cheek to check if he can move again, and lo and behold, he's able to. In a situation like this, he would laugh in triumph, but once he notices her sitting down, he walks over to her and sits down. "She looks rather downtrodden."
You know, you aren't the first person to compare me to their father.
>>9930432
I grew up in Joshua Tree, Ca. I was about 3 hours from the border of Mexico. And I could look into Nevada with binoculars from my front porch. The desert and I get along fine... So long as scorpions and camel spiders stay out of my house...
>>9930439
Assholes don't bother me. Most people leave me alone cause of my height.
>>9930474
>manlet
>>9930477
>6'7"
>manlet
>>9930445
>I am a mix of people that have little to no tolerance of the heat.
>>9930459
>The only thing I can remember of California is hot, dust falling in to my eyes, and falling face-first in to a cactus while visiting my great-great-grandma.
>I'm just glad that Texas doesn't have those two arachnids.
>>9930474
>You see, people in Texas are also crazy. And have no value of personal safety as long as they get to prove they're worth shit. At least the ones that'll mess with anyone at all.
>>9930455
It doesn't stop time, it just stops things.
>Uso averts her eyes.
You just have that look.
>>9930459
Camel spiders are not in america. They are in sandnidistan.
>>9930496
I had noticed. And here I thought I wasn't in a dream... Though, it could be possible that you have superpowers. That wouldn't surprise me.
>Kosaku winces, before reluctantly placing a hand on her shoulder.
I know. I'd say I'm proud of it as it is what I wanted, but something tells me you're not very happy about it.
>>9930482
>6'7"
Lanklet.
>>9930496
Texas is scorpion free? I'll add that to the posative list(while ignoring that you lumped them in as an arachnid).
As for the assholes with no regard for their safety, I have a carry permit. And would get one for Texas as well if I moved there. I don't fuck around with childish fights. You start something, I'll walk away. Attack me while my back is turned? I consider my life to be in danger, and out comes the firearm.
Are you hot or not /hg/?
https://www.prettyscale.com
>>9930536
>Apparently there's a striped bark scorpion or something, but I've never seen one in person in all my life besides behind cases. Either way, it doesn't seem to be common where I live.
>And eh, fair enough.
>>9930521
Nope. It's just while I sleep. I wish I did.
>She ignores the contact.
...My imagination sucks sometimes.
New game when?
>>9930599
I still don't believe I'm part of a dream. I mean, I understand it, but my life is nothing more than fiction? I refuse to believe it.
Don't say that. You had thought of a boring salaryman in your sleep. If that doesn't mean much, I don't know what will. I assume you wish to be left alone for the time being?
>>9930540
>49%
Ouch.
>>9930609
If I can get 40 more fatal events in and SOMEHOW find a background for my city code in the next 3 hours...well, then, in the next 3 hours.
don't count on it though
>>9930540
>>9930672
>good nose for face
>nose too long for face
Well, which one is it?
>>9930620
Of course you do! That's just totally normal!
Hmpf...normal.... I don't care what you do. It's not like any of it matters. You're not one of the only real people here.
Hey HG.
Tell me which mental disorders you believe I have.
Seriously.
>>9930693
severe boredom and general feeling of unfufilment
>>9930693
Depression. You only need someboddy to love.
>>9930599
I'll have to ask my brother about the scorpions.
>>9930628
>Hoshi
>>9930693
You're in severe lack of a good kick in the ass.
>>9930693
Lack of love. Find a qt ava to ship with. One that doesn't make you want to throw them into the tv by the third date.
>>9930691
Can you blame me? Everything I had done was already set out... no, wait! That means that luck was truly on my side the whole time because of you! やったぞ!
"You're not one of the only real people here"? Then who is and who isn't? Regardless of if I am real or not, I firmly believe that I still have a semblance of a conscience, and I will use that however I wish.
>>9930717
Ochako
>>9930712
>I didn't know it was my birthday! Seriously though thanks for that, now I can focus on getting out the last of these events.
>>9930725
Bht he doesn't have 3,000 yen to spare. You should know that, because of his cabbage diet.
>>9930722
Don't cheer yourself, that just makes you seem even worse.
It's me. It's me and one other person. A girl, taller than me, with blonde hair and purple eyes and a purple sweater and a chainsaw.
>The look on her eyes fades further.
...Nevermind. I don't feel like being here.
>>9930712
Man, that looks comfy.
>>9930693
You are a homosexual.
>>9930737
Dead hours city codes hosted by a skeleton should be comfy
>>9930727
No problem, tell me if you need any more.
How about we guess the mental disorders Hoshi has?
>>9930733
I must stay in high spirits regardless of my current predicament. Even if this is a dream, I will use my luck in order to shape it how I wish. It's what I've done for the past ten years. Perhaps I've met that girl before.
>Kosaku sighs, giving the girl a few pats on the shoulder before standing up. "Maybe it isn't a dream and the work of a Stand? I fail to see how she's planned everything out so intricately without fail. The results of the rounds, who we talk to and what we do... Much too intricate. You're not one of the only real people here. I will name this hypothetical Stand 「Dream A Lie」."
Take care of yourself while you're gone. Although we are most likely on bad terms, it's only right of me to wish you the best, Usotsuki.
"it's a me sonic your favorite pokemon from the legend of zelda"
kirby from splatoon said this quote
>>9930756
You should ask my fanclub, but I'll save you time and say I have all of them in their stead.
>accepting help from the faggot who can't live without being apart of everything. Literally Assgore×9,000,000,000,000,000
>>9930784
Who?
>>9930756
He's a narcissist, that's all.
>>9930784
How does it feel to lose the relevance race to a nufag?
>>9930789
Hoshi. The only one who craves attention more than Asgore/Smowman/Mayor of cantown.
>>9930705
>>9930710
>>9930714
>>9930717
>>9930738
All these responses and none of you mentioned autism, aspergers, cancer, schizophrenia, or multiple personality disorder.
I'm proud of you.
>>9930807
I think you are confused.
>>9930813
Well now you just went and jinxed it.
>>9930810
Pssst, how about you stop giving it to me? I can rip a silent fart and twenty of you faggots will be shitposting about it.
>>9930813
You'd be shouting "kys cancer" if you knew who I was when posting my reply.
>>9930818
>Hoshi lets out a silent fart.
>gay couple behind Hoshi: look honey, a man whore!
Potion time.
Reply to drink one, last digit is what happens to you.
0 - It was just a lot of alcohol
1 - It was truth serum
2 - You become very violent and angry.
3 - Your gender swaps
4 - You see your worst fear
5 - You become mute. If you were mute you can speak.
6 - You must obey one command from the next poster who gets a 6
7 - You feel very tired
8 - You cannot stop thinking about your crush, whoever they are.
9 - You must host.
>>9930828
No, you retard. You just don't get it. No matter what I do, don't give me attention. I shouldn't be pandering to your autistic tendencies to drop my name whenever I do something.
>>9930834
>Not knowing that I work for free
>>9930839
okie dokie artichokie
>9930839
No. :^)
>>9930839
ever since i left the city
>>9930841
You got it backwards. You're the one dropping your own name so much it became a meme.
>>9930813
>Doesn't mind being called a homo
:thinking:
>>9930841
You brought it upon yourself.
>>9930853
No, I'm just really popular.
And Asgore and I are good buddies. It's kinda dumb to try to insult me by comparing me to him. He's got good games and RP, and he works hard.
>>9930859
You brought me on yourself, faggot lmao.
>>9930767
Urotsuki. Her name is Urotsuki. Haha...one letter makes all the difference...!
>The smile forces itself to the surface, but it only lasts a moment.
I think I'm just...gonna sit here for a while...
>>9930872
I have nothing against Asgore.
And you WERE really popular. You kinda botched that.
>>9930872
I see the cutting down on shitposting was a lie.
>>9930857
It was a lose-lose situation for me if I acknowledged it.
If I say I'm not a homo, you can ask me why I'm being so defensive.
If I lie and say I am a homo, the situation becomes pretty obvious then.
>>9930879
>Implying the gook will ever stop shitposting as long retards like us take the bait
>>9930878
I did? This is news to me, elaborate.
>>9930879
Touche, I only shitpost anons. I'm dancing your dance.
>>9930839
No harm in a little bit of early morning drinking, It's not like something ridiculous going to happen me after I drink this.
>>9930894
Anon, first of all, your friendship meant nothing to me. And second of all, I dismiss everything I don't really have an interest in going over the hundreth time. That's your mistake.
>>9930895
>Wanting me differentiate between anons
Try posting with your ava and then I'll give you special treatment.
.
>>9930839
>>9930899
Uh oh.
>>9930842
I already have anger issues.
>>9930876
Then I might have. Indeed, that name sounds familiar, but the way you said it is rather familiar as well. So you must have taken away my memory, I assume? Good grief.
>Kosaku walks off, waving to the girl while doing so. "Never before have I met someone so narcissistic. I have my doubts that I am part of her so-called 'dream'."
Farewell, Usotsuki. Maybe I might forget this encounter as well as I had before. Do be careful in the meantime.
><=To=Be=Continued====
>>9930903
do it
>>9930901
Then why ask for it for the hundredth time?
And we all know attention means everything to you, that includes internet friends. Don't lie to yourself.
>>9930910
But i just got in bed dude
>>9930922
Can I join. ;)
>>9930916
I wanted to find out what stupid shit you were mad at me about. Even if I did remember every little thing, there would be too much to pick from. You get me?
>>9930907
That isn't one of my effects.
>A bird cage with a dove in it appears in her lap. Uso opens the cage's door, and watches the bird fly out wistfully, only half paying attention to Kosaku.
...Buh-bye.
>>9930927
>there would be too much to pick from
Well, I can't argue with that.
>>9930813
Cancer is not a mental disorder, my friend.
>>9930925
Nobody's stopping you ;))
>>9930922
But it was double nines.
>>9930901
Okay. Still doesn't change anything. All I did was point one thing out. And that was that I thought you cut down on shitposting. And the whole "post with your ava" thibg is bullshit. You know anyone shitposting you as an anon will never reveal who they are. So why bother asking? It's as pointless as posting proof you're not samefagging.
>>9930937
Alright, nice little passive agressive jab there while not acknowledging the other points in my post. I can tell that as soon as I reminded you that you were pissed off at old dumb shit even I don't actually remember, you're maybe thinking about quietly going back to lurking, yeah?
I'll give you a chance at explaining yourself, I'll apologize to you personally for anything I did to offend you. Deal?
I'm saying this with a majority of my gut telling me you're never going to drop your hate boner for me, but I guess all people deserve a chance to prove themselves whenever they're ready.
Are you ready?
>>9930960
I like him, he seems helpful enough.
>>9930839
>She drinks one because bored as fuck
>>9930948
Nigga it's 6:22 AM and I'm already lying naked in bed and reading about shaggy facts
>>9930967
Not argueing his helpfulness. Was pointing out something. That is all.
HERE I COME, ROUGHER THAN KNUCKLES
>>9930960
You're still not thinking in metamemes. But I've accepted that you don't have the capacity to get the picture or how all of these exchanges work already.
I'm smarter than you Guts, stop giving me attention now. I don't need yours.
>>9930987
Currently groping my juice crew downstairs trying to figure out if these lumps are dangerous or not.
>>9930984
What ever helps you meme at night, trap fucker. :^)
>>9930987
I guess you weren't ready.
I still can't believe there are people who get this pissy about me shitposting anons spreading their asscheeks for the Star Man. I broke lurk to pass on a BG for a game for a host I want to show some appreciation for hosting during my hours and RPing with me.
>>9931005
I don't RP btw.
>>9931000
>he doesn't give traps the dick.
>>9931029
>>9931029
"B-but poop comes from there!"
>Guts
>>9931029
Why would he, they already have one.
>>9931039
Okay, I laughed hard.
Ngw
>>9931054
What can you say about Carlton?
>>9931101
>nobody will ava uncle phil except this shitty ytp version
>>9931112
I don't trust myself with the holy responsibility of avafaging as uncle "funkle" phill.
How come my dad don't want me, man?
I'm suffering from writers block. Last time this happened I hosted a game and the inspiration came flooding back in as I saw my events in live action, thinking to myself "there are ways this can be done better."
So although the city is still under construction, I'd still like 24 of you to come with me anyways. Also I'm hosting on Chrome for the first time ever so there may unforeseen consequences. I did a test run with a default game and it seemed fine though
>>9931138
He's black
>>9931141
Liar
Fathers day is coming around the corner, which dad are you going to ava?
>>9931141
Albedo
>>9931141
Mikun
>>9931141
Cream
>>9931141
Oshino Shinobu
>>9931141
Ririchiyo
>>9931141
Guts
>>9931141
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9931141
Narukami
>>9931138
He's not supposed to be here for you, he's supposed to be here for Geoffrey?
>>9931141
Literally me
>>9931141
Kirby
>>9931141
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9931128
Just play an awesome dad.
>>9931141
Kamui
>male
>>9931141
Duck Guy
>>9931141
Sliver Queen
>>9931146
I already am fagging a dad
>>9931141
ISIS Pepe
>>9931141
Soundwave
>>9931141
Tsuyu
>>9931141
Lord Beerus
>>9931141
Reigen Arataka
>>9931141
Mr. Bread
>>9931141
Uncle Funkle
>>9931141
Skeleton remover Havel
>>9931146
Dr. Heathcliff Huxtable
>>9931201
A brerb in the other.
>>9931141
Ayylien
>>9931146
A nigger
>>9931141
Mfw tuhu wins
It's hard to hold a job in the city, so don't be surprised if you're forced to hop between jobs a lot. One day you could be working in fast food when suddenly you've become an open heart surgeon. Also I've provided accomadation for everyone, but due to the nature of the arena your roommates are subject to change each night.
Now that I've hand waved that away, 5 minutes for the skeleton remover filler to go jump off a cliff. And also for whatever else.
>>9931212
Nah nah nah nah nah, to me, heaven has to be like a cross between a DikeKike video and waow, waow waow waiw chicken and winnigish.
>>9931234
I accept this challenge.
5 minutes? More like 2 minutes, there's no need to wait that frickin ling
>>9931141
Magma Grunt
>>9931234
City life sure sounds rough.
>>9931234
>hates skeleton remover
>one of the tributes is slaying skeletons in their entry pic
This is why skeletons are shit.
>>9931245
Wait, gonna swap for Magma.
>Havel.
>>9931245
>ling
>>9931141
Skeleton lover Ocelot
>>9931234
>>9931205
>>9931246
>>9931223
>when you get banned for botting
>>9931234
>2 minutes
>5 minutes later
>>9931252
Thanks for pointing that out but then -2 thanks for being a skeleton remove, putting you at no thanks.
Guts, you're on the murder list now.
>>9931258
The first girl to break my heart.
>>9931261
Aww, I love you too! Too bad you didn't get swapped in, I can really appreciate a guy that loves skeletons.
I hate myself.
>>9931281
Me too
What was the deal with Stuart Little?
>>9931279
Erf, I don't like skeletons at all, I was just hoping for a swap
>>9931291
Well for starters, his name was Stuart. And he was little. That was pretty much it.
>>9931279
Collapsing after doing absolutely no work? I'd like to say that's literally me as a self-depreciating joke but it's not. I'm a hard worker.
What would ISIS Pepe want to make videos about? Exploding swamps?
>>9931279
And your threat is supposed to scare me? You're nothing more than a pile of bones.
>>9931279
How many ships do you have, skellington?
>>9931249
It's the economy and all that. Also because it's an arena.
>>9931303
well buddy, you just made yourself an enemy for life
>>9931308
did you guys see that idiot misspell "assassinate?"
>>9931308
Rob another bank next time. One with more cowardly attendants.
>>9931308
A magic spell? In my boring, every-day city life? Completely out of place.
uhh no further commentary as I realise once again I forgot to save the changes I made to many of these events
>>9931314
With SKELETON MAGIC.
>>9931317
Outside of HG? Pffft, like, a billion million.
>>9931348
>yotsugi and riri event
>bushes instead of pushes
>>9931308
I think there might be something wrong with my room mate in this case...
>>9931348
I'm blaming Pepe for this.
>>9931354
Aim for the bushes.
>brofists before jumping off a 3 story building in the middle of NYC
>>9931348
What can you say about Philip Banks? What the heck can you say about Philip Banks?
>Canned laughter
Okay somebody bury this.
>>9931320
Wait, Ririchiyo had horns?
>>9931348
>soundwaves broken event.
>>9931348
The funny lil Ayylien struggles to accustom to normal city life. No you silly fella, they don't serve anal probes at McDonalds.
C'mon, that's really creepy Albedo. She's a damn kid...I think. Either that or a thousand year old succubus.
I know I'm not in the game but I'd really appreciate a rocky road right now.
>>9931314
I mean to say "a pile of bones with SKELETON MAGIC" earlier. I might be more sleep deprived than I realised.
>>9931354
I know, I'm kinda despairing over the fact that many of these I had already reworded and fixed the typo for. Eh.................it's dead hours I'll get over it
>>9931369
You never noticed my horns all this time?
>>9931369
I was just wondering the same thing lol
>>9931371
It's that damn period. Always showing up at the worst of times.
>>9931377
Fine then, if you're going to be such a problem I won't go to the beach.
>>9931377
Ayylien has already fallen for one of Earth's many vices. If an advanced, intergalactic species can succumb to the evils of gambling what hope had we?
Does pepper spray on bread count as a spreading? Or is pepper spray not at all what I think it is? What I think it is is some kind of lovely spray that you can use on foods as an alternative to pepper shakers
>>9931377
Skeleton magic? That won't make a difference.
>>9931413
I had to wait in line once. It was for five minutes. Thanks for listening
ISIS Pepe gets a tank. It's halal too, so you better run for your lives.
>>9931420
SKELETON MAGIC makes a world of difference. Maybe where you come from skeletons are just walking target practice, but where I'm from SKELETON MAGIC trumps all.
>>9931432
skeleton magic is pussy-tier desu
>>9931432
Just look at Kirby. He's pissed. He didn't go through all that only for it to end like this. And ISIS Pepe? So many explosives used to break into that jail. What a waste.
Literally me begins his/her decline into depravity. It's a fate all those who lurk on this board are doomed to.
Hachikuji and Reigen give Ayylien the full city experience. Getting beaten up and mugged.
>>9931432
Doesn't matter how flashy you are. You'll still be nothing more than a pile of old bones.
>>9931443
Don't you have any self control? A big difference between the wealthy and the middle class is the ability to manage money properly. You'll never save up if you keep on spending everything you have.
>>9931443
The T.Rex is a mighty beast even in undeath. Imagine if I had a skeleton T.Rex under my control? I'd kill so many people it's not even funny.
Typical cityfolk, just stand and gawk as some guy gets thrown into a tiger pen. I...don't really blame them though, given his ISIS origin and all that.
I'm not that lucky. I survive through hard work and dedication.
>>9931442
Are you the same guy that's been shittalking me for the previous 3 nights? Because if so, frick off. If not, well, you can do the same thing.
>>9931445
And you're just a sack of meat, and in FPS games all you do is point and click. You see? You can dumb anything down like that.
>>9931460
Even robots have hearts. It's the CPU. It's basically the same thing. Actually I guess the power supply would be more apt of an analogy but eh tomato tomato
>>9931460
I don't even know what you're going on about now. Did that skeleton magick make you dumb?
>>9931432
I suppose terrorism is just normal in city life. :(
>>9931483
You should have seen the lewd events Sliver got in the Youmu game the other day. Getting raped by tentacles n sodomizing Luna. It... Was not a pg game...
>>9931472
It's winter! Find a warm place to stay or you'll catch a cold. And then die.
Ahhh, nice and toasty.
>>9931479
I dunno, did the lack of skeleton magic make YOU dumb? You see, I can go around pointing fingers too.
>>9931483
What do you mean "today?" Are you saying it was okay to sexualize her at some point in the past, but not anymore?
>>9931493
>surviving a blizzard by wrapping yourself up in bread
>>9931493
Hey guys, this isn't funny now, let me in. Anyone listening? Guys?
>>9931493
And I can cut you in two. What good is your finger pointing then?
>>9931493
Woah, guys, wait a second:
boskeletonrp
Remember that? What does it say? It quite clearly says "skeleton rp." Was me finding this place destiny?
On a related note, more broken events. I'm fairly sure they're fixed in the notepad, but it's unfortunate that this had to happen during the second outing of the game. Especially after I got this sweet new background.
>>9931490
It really has, hasn't it? The state of the world today is so very sad.
>>9931498
well it is toasty
>>9931512
Not at all, I guess. But until that happens I'll continue you destroy you with my superior rhetoric. Swords and stones may break my bones, but words will last forever.
>>9931532
Russian Roulette with only one person playing. Seems fair.
>>9931532
>death due to candy bar
Motherfucker...
>>9931174
Ship when
>>9931532
Nice broken event, NERD
>>9931549
>put the motherfucking donuts in the bag swordsman
>>9931549
Damn brats.
hey look a winner
>>9931523
I've got no idea, I'm just a newfag.
>>9931559
my bones ache greater than they did after drinking bone-hurting juice after your senseless insult
>sniff
why couldn't you just be CONSTRUCTIVE INSTEAD OF DESTRUCTIVE?! WHY?
>>9931573
You're a hosting newfag, that's not just a newfag.
>>9931573
ta-da
Congratulations. All the losers, give yourself a pat on the back for enduring through this.
>>9931573
>Congratulations, Nobu.
>>9931580
>Thank you for hosting Mr. Skeleton.
>>9931580
Well done.
>thanks for the game, skelebro.
>>9931580
Can you give the win to my girlfriend (male) instead
>>9931580
I blame my death on terrorism. Thanks for hosting. Just fix up the broken events and you've got a much better game then.
Heckin' sweet. Well, here you all are.
>>9931576
How awfully nice of you anon. Thanks.
>>9931591
>>9931585
It was my pleasure.
>>9931592
I'm not experienced enough to rig a game before it begins, let alone experienced enough to rig a game after it ends
>>9931600
I'll get right on that, but not right now. Hopefully after a good night's sleep so I don't end up breaking them further in my sleep deprived state. I'm so sleep deprived that I just realised I said "I'll get right on that but I won't get right onj that"
>>9931610
Then go to sleep. I'm going to do the same thing.
>>9931580
Congratulations, Shinobu
>>9931610
Thanks for hosting
>>9931610
You're welcome. I also have a joke for you:
How much does a pile of bones weigh?
A skele-ton!
>>9931622
I may be tired, but I haven't got work tomorrow (the ol' graveyard shift, can't really handle all the coffin though,) so I'm just going to stay up and sleep in.
>>9931625
No problem. Thanks for playing.
>>9931630
That's an oldie but a goodie! I've got one too: why didn't I (a skeleton btw) go to the prom? Because I had no body to go with!
Both literally and figuratively! HAHHASHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA oh god
>>9931610
Thank you for hosting!
>>9931558
kamina no
>>9931648
Wasn't that the ghost who didn't go to prom?
>>9931610
Thaaaanks.
>>9931652
Leave him. Maybe they will cancel each other out.
>>9931654
Quit talking about ghosts!
>hides under bed.
>>9931648
How long have you been awake?
>>9931652
I'll treat her (him) right
>>9931649
Thanks for both playing and helping me ever so slightly reduce my fear of ghosts. I can even say the g word now without getting the shakes.
>>9931654
It works for both supernatural entities.
>>9931660
You can at least try and do what I do and make it SOUND like you're being sincere. Jeez.
>>9931663
Ha, you get scared by the g word? What a frickin' pussy!
>>9931667
13 hours, but I had 6 hours of sleep. I know people can operate on that quite easily but I've always done the full 8 hours.
>>9931681
Swear it or else I'll kick your ass irl
>>9931681
Jesus loved me this much.
>stretches trap arms out.
>dies.
>>9931681
your dick must be fucking small if that skirt can cover it
>>9931683
I have a feeling that once you get over your fear of ghosts, we'll learn that you'll be scared of something else like vampires or zombies.
>>9931685
I fucking swear on it nigga
I won't even ask for a kiss until the second date
>>9931687
oh fuck nigga wyd
>dies
>>9931696
I-I'm a grower not a shower
>>9931697
No, I think vampires and zombies are absolute jokes. Vampires with all the romance fluff that surrounds them and zombies with how ugly they are. And their smell. Eugh.
>>9931705
the only thing you grow into is a dissapointment.
Come back once you have a bigger dick, you faggot.
>>9931706
So you're just a few therapy sessions away from being virtually fearless.
>>9931709
I-I'll prove you wrong when the time is right
>>9931723
>shows the door
Here's the door, get out
>>9931698
Good man. Now go forth and conquer her (him)
>>9931726
I'm not leaving until I get some fucking ass nigga so you get out
>>9931722
It sounds like it! Although I have no money, and therapists are expensive. I don't think anyone around here is qualified either, which to be honest I find to be baffling. Such a large assortment of people and none of them are therapists, or psychologists or whatever.
>>9931734
When did you start talking like Asuka?
>>9931735
They do say the best therapy is facing the fear itself! Nature is scary. Things that couldn't do that just died off!
>>9931734
When are you gonna fuck Harusame?
>>9931734
>peeks under your skirt
You can't get ass when your dick is about as big as a clit.
Wait a second....
>>9931733
>gives a thumbs up
>>9931742
I only do it when people are talking to me in a non-serious manner. I tend to get my act together when it's an actual ava trying to RP with me. Tend to.
>>9931749
When they initiate
>>9931753
>my crotch hasn't been rendered yet so you see nothing
>pushes down skirt
Don't come back until you're a qt
>>9931747
I did try that approach, actually. With a little midget man named Plague Knight. The original plan was to get a bedsheet and throw it over him so he could pretend to be a ghost. It ended with him throwing exploding potions at me, and me biting his mask as a severed skull.
I suppose a second try couldn't hurt, but that first time...yeah, that did not go well.
>>9931735
Have you ever told anyone that you are looking for the rapists?
I'm sure a lot of people could help you out.
>>9931780
What? I'm not looking for rapists. Skeleton's can't be raped so I don't have any reason to care. Although I do know there's a rapist lurking around here this very moment.
>>9931791
heres another nice pic 4 you
>>9931791
No no, I said the rapists.
>>9931793
This give me an idea. People are usually so against getting murdered, but what if the Grim Reaper was the one doing it? I could dress up as him and be all "Your time has come. Take my hand and I lead you to paradise." Then I could murder all I want...
Thanks!
>>9931799
Oh. I don't really know what you mean by raspsits. I thought we were talking about rape.
>>9931823
I'm not a fan of wine.
>>9931835
W-when did wine get thrown into the conversation? Are we talking about grapes or something now?
>>9931851
Don't you sleep in one of those?
>>9931860
>The skeleton grabs hold of your shirt and slaps you.
Good God man, get it together! You're more rattled than a pirate skeleton getting his treasure stolen by stupid brats!
>>9931869
Dude, ow! Bones are hard!
>rubs cheek
I thought skeletons sleep in graves...
>>9931881
Not always. The pirate skeleton I mentioned earlier slept on a pirate ship to protect his precious booty from any brats they may stumble upon it
tutulu
>>9931917
Isn't that what's called a watery grave?
>>9931929
No, that's when they're sleeping in the sea. I feel like I should be commended for going as long as I have in this conversation without resorting to violence. Except for that one time of course
>>9931940
Oh, you're a pirate captain as well? Is that why you have gone off course?