Haha. I hate myself. Washing it down edition.

>lewd op

It's almost like there isn't an entire board filled with porn already.

the question that has yet to be answered: what the fuck is a scrundle?

>>9906882
that dick looks like a twig

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>>9906882
Eyyyyyyy bud as much as I love and feel very flattered that you used the pic I posted I don't know if everyone else will feel the same

>>9906955
Off brand skub, it's a corporate conspiracy to corner the market.

>>9906882
that pic would be much better if it didn't have a weird animal penis in it

>>9906982
human dicks on animals are weird

>>9906975
why is it so cute when opossums eat

I'm "nice" but I'm not a good person

>>9907285
wanna fuck

>>9906928
>>9906975
>>9906982
Sorry. I just picked a random pic for the OP as the discord didn't post any recent possum pics.

>>9907317
well I'm not criticizing you, just the picture

>>9907285
I may have misunderstood the point of this thread. I thought it was a venting space for self loathing, and I'm not sure where the possums factor in.

>>9907317
so you guys do still use the discord

>>9907374
Yeah. Want a link?

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So Imma ask you fine gentlemen a question. A couple threads ago there was a poll for who was gay straight and bi. And like 90% was gay or bi. So when did you guys first find out you were gay and how? Got any fun stories about your first time?

>>9907477
I met a dude while RPing on Furcadia and started chatting with him daily. He was bi, and he'd tease me, and I'd brush him off, but eventually I realized I had feelings for him. That didn't last, but he'd still a friend and I'm still into dudes.

>>9907405
I'm good. I just haven't logged in since forever.

>>9906882
Nothing completes the trashy feeling quite like a mouthful of raccoon semen.

>>9907353
It was a /co/ thread about a web comic that started to update about half as frequently as a season of Venture Bros and since there wasn't content we got booted to /trash/ and while some people post porn or use the thread for r9k tier angst posting there's not actually a point or common theme of these threads other than possums. Hope that cleared things up.

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>>9907477
I think I've always been gay or bi and I've only just realized it. I have this Chad-incarnate friend who is always really touchy-feely with everybody because he's a conservative half-Asian who's been on basically every single sports team in HS and it comes naturally to him because he barely realizes gay people even exist. I'd always get incredibly flustered when he would touch me like that, even if he's just horsing around. And then some girl in HS grabbed my ass one day as a "joke" (she later told me she had a crush on me even though I'm ugly and chubby as fuck) and I just felt kind of violated. It was only about a year ago that I started noticing and accepting these things, though not even my closest friends know.
Thanks for subscribing to my blog.

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>>9907477
I was bitten by a radioactive homosexual.

>>9907477
>how become bi
furry porn

real-life human men are almost universally unattractive to me though, something about their faces just kills it for me. so maybe that's not "real" bisexuality

>>9907985
This, honestly. Butts are just pretty nice yo.

>>9908114
it kinda sucks because I'd really like to suck some dick and fondle some balls from time to time but 3D dudes do nothing for me

>>9908183
Ugh, this.
If furry dudes were real I'd be a full-time cocksucker, and life would be so much easier.

>>9908183
You just made me realize why I like the idea of costumed/masked sex so much.

That and there's no such thing as autism when you're wearing a mask with your dick out.

>>9908259
fursuit sex seems like it could be acceptable but I really like to make out during sex so I'd be missing out there

>>9908276
I don't know what would appeal to me during sex and fursuits have never appealed to me, but I like the idea of complete androgynousness, like being completely covered up in a costume while still maintaing sexuality.

What is this feel.

>>9908372
I don't know, but I'm sort of that way. Fetishes like masks, costumes, and even transformation appeal to me because it puts a veneer of "not me" over top of me. I think it puts a psychological separation into the situation which maybe helps us allow ourselves to let go.

>>9907477
i made
a poll
http://www.strawpoll.me/13194396/

>>9908484
Intimacy without characters is a magical kind of connection, there's no secrets, vulnerability or need to act, nothing can be betrayed or rejected. Being in such an intimate state without anything to build intimacy on apart from the two of you being alive and able to communicate makes it like you know one another like your selves.

>>9907477
Kissed a dude playing truth or dare at primary school.

Kissed him a lot that afternoon when we went to his house.

Also weed, weed makes you gay.

>>9908571
How and when
>Yes
>No
K.

>>9908571
>>9908789
kek

>>9907477
A faggot friend seduced me into ERP by dressing up as a girl and having me fuck his ass. Six years later and the only stable relationships I've had have been with guys.

>>9907917
Even if you're straight as an arrow, that's a totally reasonable response to having your ass grabbed by the opposite sex unsolicited.
There was this chick in high school who used to bully me by doing that. She thought it was funny, but I never worked up the nerve to explain to her that having my butt touched elicits rape flashbacks that turn me into a sobbing, quivering mess.

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comfy and not miserable with current state of life

>>9911217
I want that soup

it is especially painful because I got soup-cucked earlier today

>>9911222
if i could visit you i'd gladly make some soup for you dear anon

>>9911222 (nice)
Is getting soup-cucked like getting backpack-cucked, or is it different?

>>9911271
it is when you go to a restaurant and expect to get soup

but then it turns out they are out of soup

>>9911217
That picture is so comfy holy siht

>>9912536
Clem bailed on us, not the other way around.

Haha I made the last post before I went to bed like 12 hours ago where my possums at

>>9914132
right here bb

>>9907477
>first time
Raped and molested repeatedly as a kid
>first "real" time
Got a blowjob that was so good it made me question reality. The dude edged me for half an hour, then made me cum twice.

I just started playing life is strange

Also the cut from the trashbag yesterday still hurts


How are all you doin

>>9907477
Am more straight than gay, got the sex shortly before christmas

Tbh i regret it because it was pity sex and i have a much cuter gf now

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Are skunks welcome to chill with you guys? I eat trash and get hit by cars a lot, too.

>>9914816
Everyone's welcome so long as they are trash.

Not that we can stop perfectly normal and well adjusted people from stopping by anyways.

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>>9914808
Rather shit, ptsd has been flaring up a lot recently. I'm avoiding alcohol as a result, which sucks, as I love alcohol.

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>>9914816
Skunks are bullies go away!

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I'm having a rough time, trash friends.
My friend's dog is going to be put down today, and I've got to be there for her. The problem is, I have no idea how to comfort her afterwards. I don't know how to help people with bad times because I'm a schizoid emotionless bastard and this is the first time I've had to do something like this. I think this is supposed to be a bad feel but I'm not sure. Can anyone offer advice to a friendo?

>>9915357
Give her hugs and if you've ever had a pet die mention it and and say you know how she feels.

>>9915357
Just physically being there is the most important thing. Listen if she wants to talk. Offer (and reciprocate) hugs.

>>9915387
>>9915422
Thanks my dudes. I knew I could always count on /trash/ for advice!

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>>9915307
Don't judge all of us by a few miscreants!

>>9906982
The artist didn't even go all the way, opossums have hemipenes, there should be two wierd animal dicks.
2/10 would probably not fap.

>>9916945
It's supposed to be a raccoon penis.

>>9915357
just be there for her. since every person is different its kinda difficult to give good advice. i mean ive had several pets die and my reaction has always been "oh well". i cant tell someone who would kill for their pet "i know how you feel" after said pet dies, because id be an ass, and a lying cunt.
on the other hand most people love to talk and express their feelings, so just being there for them should be enough.
you will never know how that other person feels, but you should be able to relate to their suffering somewhat

The girl broke up with me. Apparently being an atheist is a huge deal breaker. It sucks cause we were so connected on everything else. From family to future plans to hobbies. Everything.

It took me till I was 27 to get a hotel to date me, and then it ends like this.

>>9916202
>>9918056
from one schizo to another, you gotta to learn how to fake expected emotions else it's gonna suck when this happens with something more important than a dog.

>>9918347
I don't know why i quoted 9918056, sorry

>>9915357
"I am not good with this whole comforting thing but I'm sorry and stuff" then put hand on her shoulder

It works. People will see through you if you try to fake emotions. They wouldn't have asked you to be there if they wanted you to be faking yourself. Just be honest and caring and stop overthinking things you fucking insecure dork.

>>9918331
well if its a deal breaker for her its because she is deeply religious, otherwise she wouldnt care about that. just imagine having kids with her. do we baptize or not? cut their genitals? send them to church? religious school? idk mate id say you dodged a bullet there

>>9918356
no, you are not. but thats fine

>>9916870
Agreed, doesn't help that a lot of people usually make skunks into sadists whenever spraying is involved. There needs to be a change to this false stereotype.

>>9918948

That is the thing, we both never wanted kids. Like I have no idea where we would have clashed on the religious thing. We are both committed to our families, we both volunteer, we both have the same hobbies.

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>>9919355
No matter what you did or how you felt, she loves a fictitious being more than she would have ever loved you. It almost certainly causes problems down the line.

>>9919355
oh wow. huh. well, i cant help but think maybe the whole religious thing its just an excuse.
it sucks. how are you handling it eh? try to think rationally and take her off the pedestal asap or you will suffer

>>9919651

Depressed. First girlfriend and all that. First kiss. Whatever. Just worried I won't find anyone else. I mean it took forever to find this one you know?

>>9919771
now i know. but you need to realize that you can do it again. im sure you managed to learn something from this experience, am i right? so you just need to apply again. it may have taken you a while to find a suitable partner. so what? you get up and try again.
we humans are tough fuckers, we are made to endure even if some days we think we would be better off dead. idk if we deserve happiness, but oh boy we will do everything in our power to find it
right now you may not feel so sure about yourself, and its fine to be depressed. nobody likes rejection after all.
and its fine. just give yourself some time eh?

>>9920695

Yeah I know. I'll wake up tomorrow all the same.

>>9917422
>miscegenation
Now I definitely can't fap to this.

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I feel like it's somehow odd that the chillest job I've ever had is to have joined the navy

>>9907477
I didn't have any big "wow I'm bi" moment it kinda just turned into yeah you know what dick is pretty hot

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>>9924485
Being a professional bottom cabin boy usually isn't that stressful.

>8
No

Hey /haha/ what do you do when you want to drop out of a group but you're basically the backbone of it and that'd put more weight on everyone else or collapse the group all together.

>>9927681
I cry like a bitch.

>>9927681
Depends. What's the group about and why do you want to drop out?

>>9927723
Same.
>>9927727
Gotta be vague since they lurk here, roleplay thread, I don't enjoy how the thread is but if I fuck off it'll be Bad News Bears for basically everyone.

>>9927765
I think they already found you.

>>9927681
I stick it out at the expense of myself.
I'm not saying do what I do but I don't have anything better to say, obviously.

>>9927765
Anon, you're on an anonymous forum. This place is about having fun. If you ain't having fun, you gotta do something about that.

>>9927765
You already got pointed out.

Anyway, if you're not having fun, and it's not doing anything positive for you, you're better off dropping out.

>>9927765
I'd say just leave desu, if the group is that unsalvagable.

>>9927681
Just let it die my dude

>>9927839
Yeah I saw.
>>9927846
Thanks, Anon. I'm trying my best to do something to help.
>>9927848
>>9927859
Yeah, haha, maybe I'll just fuck off.
>>9927862
Thanks.

>>9927681
Cry, consider suicide, and then think on why I'm still there and force myself to keep going, even if it fucking hurts to do so.

>>9927873
As one of the players, as much as I hate seeing all these people leave, you shouldn't stay if it's not fun for you. I wish you the best!

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>>9927873
What >>9927921
Said.

>>9928005
>>9927921
Gonna parrot these two. I hate what it's become but I'd hate to leave it.

>>9927873
Couldn't agree more with >>9927921.
Don't try to force yourself to have fun, you only end up doing the opposite.

post possums

>>9928697
what kind

>>9927765
Never let roleplay shenanigans feel like a burden to you. I've seen too many close friends of mine lose their heads over it and it gets under my skin to the point where I just dont partake anymore because I don't want to see people I like continue to take this shit so seriously that they get depressed in real life.

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>>9928697

ha ha

>>9930203
haha

>>9930346
>>9930203
PFFFTT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>9930741

Where my trashy possums at? Probably playing in traffic if it's this quiet.

>>9930346
>>9930741
HAHAHA.

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>>9928697
Haha I love my babies.

>>9934428
>ywn have a happy mommy possum to cuddle and give kisses

hearty chuckle

>>9919355
>She left you because you don't believe in god
Sounds to me like she really liked you but didn't want to get attached to someone she'd have to leave behind in the afterlife. Should have lied and said you believe.

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>>9935333
You'll find love someday anon.
I believe in you.

>>9906882
This was my original OTP, pity there isn't a lotta porn with em.

Life is an experience, its the meaning we give to it that makes it matter.

>>9935333
>ywn be a happy mummy possum raising your many babies

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>>9939215
Yes but one day you'll be a happy daddy raising your many babies.

>>9941671
I'm gay ;_;

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>>9939059
I really like this quote

“We live only to discover beauty. All else is a form of waiting”
― Kahlil Gibran

It's kind of the defining point of my life, and it's why I keep going. I put effort into relationships because there is beauty in friendship and love. I work hard because when I work hard I make beautiful pieces of work.

>>9941701
Turkey Baster anon, use a Turkey Baster.
Or adopt, there's a lot of children out there who need father's. I needed one. You can fill the roll for someone who was like me.

>>9941775
Pretty sure people like me can't adopt, I don't know about other countries but mine has really strict laws on it.

The fact I've got mental issues and no highschool education are probably not in my favor.

>>9941831
You'll find happiness anon. I believe in you.

https://youtu.be/YEVL0xuJuPQ

>Guy I haven't talked to in a long time has approached me.
>Don't know what to do or say.
Help. I'd go into detail but they lurk here.

>>9945951
nigga if they lurk here they're gonna know by your post

>>9942077
I kinda doubt it honestly, I know for a fact my boyfriend doesn't like kids ever. Can't imagine him changing his mind on that any time soon.

>>9947451
That's why I'm being as vague as possible senpai.

>Page 10 again

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>>9948854
Not muh possum

>>9954069
it's a better one

>>9955177
we neither need nor deserve a better one

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>>9955177
>fat
>better

>>9951666
>oh hey i contacted this dude out of nowhere now somebody is saying the same on the possum thread
haha must not be the same guy

>>9955997
When/where was this?

>>9955987
Big girls are superior because that means you get more girl to cuddle prove me wrong

>>9956729
>Bug girls are superior because that means you get more arms to cuddle prove me wrong

>>9955997
>Guy I haven't talked to in a long time has approached me.
>Help. I'd go into detail but they lurk here.
You did senpai
Unless he's retarded or skipped over your post it wont be hard for him to at least suspect you're talking about him.

>>9956543
>>9956794
Goddamnit

>>9956729
Wrong.

>>9956773
Correct.

>>9956773
>>9956818
Even big beetle bug girls are superior to stick bug whores

>>9956864
But anon, I'm a stick, if I had a big beetle girl she'd crush me.

>>9956951
I'm sure she'd layer you with dung so her hugs won't hurt as much

>>9957029
Yeah, I think I'll stick with the thin bugs.
Maybe the not so thin ones for nicer cuddles.
Just not too big, y'know?

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I'm the suicidal, heroin junkie,security guard from the previous thread if anyone remembers. Made it two weeks without using but finally caved and bought some. I was doing well tapering off with tramadol until I ran out and the severe anxiety and resulting sleep deprivation struck me like a damn freight train.

>>9957142
Adding to my thoughts, why is trash, full of generally cool and nice people? Of all places I never, expected that. I've yet to get a "do it faggot" reply if I mention I'm suicidal in a thread like this. I'm giving all of you guys a cyber hug right now as a thanks for being chill, friendly, and giving me some place to help keep me alive and sane.

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>>9957273
Also. you guys can have an internet if you don't want a hug from some random dude or if you're a jew. Sorry, just realised I'm high and shitposting now. Please forgive me.

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>tfw sale at the liquor store

>>9957273
you're among like minded people senpai

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my entire world is crumbling down around me
again
my depressions coming back in spades
i feel sicker than ever
what the hell do i do

>>9960821
What's the problem?

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>>9961137
thats the million dollar question isnt it
so my life isnt terrible by your guys standards or anything but
ive been at it with depression for like
5-6 years now? i have no idea i cant keep track of time
every time i feel better or find something to make myself happy again with it just
comes crashing the fuck back down and gets worse and worse
i found a new thing to do about half a year ago now
there were some cool people there
i was happy for a few months
then it kind of dipped down into 'i dont really feel much of anything either way'
now its just fuckin
right back to square one
and then some
just everything i liked either doesnt happen anymore or got flat out torn to bits
im back to not knowing what to do with myself and thinking about shit being even worse than it is
i cant even talk to anyone about it so im stuck here with you guys
not that you guys arent rad as hell but fucking you know what i mean probably
im just a goddamn mess physically mentally and emotionally and i dont know what to do or where to even start
this is one of the few times ive felt physically ill because of how shit i feel and its terrible
im sorry for dumping this shit in here but fuck its not doing me any good bottling shit up anymore

>>9961816
Hmm. Half a year ago huh Anon? Sounds familiar. By chance may I know you from somewhere?

>>9961869
probably who knows take a shot im down the ability to care if people know who i am right now
this is probably gonna cause more shit haha fuck me

>>9957142
thats fine, you can try again later. just a minor setback, you are already on track

>>9961816
eh you could have all the money in the world yet your brain could fuck it up for you. chemicals imbalance and all, you know
and hey its alright, no good comes from bottling up for too long

>>9961816
Sounds like some kind of BPD. You should meditate or someshit; just stop existing for a bit. It's no solution, but I find it helps when the swings get too much at once.

>im stuck here with you guys
>not that you guys aren't rad
trash cans are pretty comfy desu. This place makes me want a virginia oppossum as a pet.

>>9963496
if i had money i could at least distract myself from my own shit enough to at least be semi functional

>>9963749
honestly wouldnt be surprised if it was
meditating doesnt really work for me because i just end up thinking stupid existential nonsense like
oh hey were gonna get eaten by a black hole some day
or equally ridiculous things
its not even moodswings really because its not like a sudden thing
its gradual enough that im not totally aware of it and it ends up getting me in shit more often than not

possums and crows are up there on my list of things that are alive and cool at the same time
granted its a short list but theyre up there

>>9963189
My doctor prescribed me 4 months worth of klonopin for my anxiety and insomnia but everyone knows that benzodiazapines can be more addictive and far more destructive on the body and mind than opiates so I'm making sure to only use them when I need them.
(One week on, two weeks off or longer if possible).

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>>9961816
Goebbels is that you?

but seriously, does anyone else share these Goebbels feels?

>>9965213
nah but thats pretty damn accurate

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>>9965213
>>9965274

>One must imagine Sisyphus happy

btw please send smokes, I ran out and am too cautious and drunk to get more even though the nearest convenience store is >5 blocks away.

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>>9965759
That's actually the only feel, I don't feel. The need to have a meaning in my life. I just want a place to live, a few friends and enough money live out my life in moderate comfort. Unlike many around here I don't even feel the need to have a gf.

I'm going to schooling for the first time in years tomorrow, think I might go throw up and cry in the shower tonight to try and get the nervousness out of my system.

>>9966055

>wants just a place to live
>a few friends
>enough money to live out of moderate comfort

I'm no expert, coming from a guy who begs his brother for smokes; but a gf seems like less of a concern to you than the previous 3 criteria.

>>9967243
nice. why so nervous?

>>9967889
Because I have a high chance of ruining this and going back to being a neet until I kill myself, feels like my last chance to do something right.

>>9907477
I dunno, I guess I just don't care. That describes a lot in my life. I'm really apathetic towards my own existence.

>>9967992
i wish you good luck tomorrow, and i hope you get to finish your day all like oh wow that wasnt so bad, i can do this yay

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>>9956729
Big girls are superior because that means you get more girl to stock your freezer with.

>>9968467
this

For the first time in my life, I legitimately feel like not a single person I know understands me. I'm trash at heart, but I've always been a spunky guy who is known for not giving a shit about anyone's opinion. That has never really been true, but after getting of my medication for manic depressive disorder, I can't even fake it. I've started caring immensely about social situations, I've become awkward and hard to talk to. I finally give a shit about what I look like, and I never realized the depth of my attractiveness. Everyone tells me that I'm ugly in the slightest, but I know no one is going to come out and tell me if I really do look as shitty as I think I do.

>>9961816
i offered an ear. sorry though.

Heck

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Well fellas im bored as fuck and want to fap but dont know what to fap too. Think you could help me out? anything link will do gay, straight, human, furry 3d, 2d fuck it. show your degeneracy i can take it

>>9971709
There's an entire board full of porn you wouldn't want the general public to know you've ever seen and you enter one of the few threads not focused on porn and ask for some? You haven't earned the right to barge into this slow thread asking for lewds.

Things are going well after so fucking long. My broken ass family finally managed to piece itself together at least a little bit, I managed to maintain enough focus in classes to pass everything, and I've ended up with a nice girl somehow. I'm just fearing the moment when it'll all come down around me. Because, let's face it, something, somehow, is bound to go terribly wrong. Any advice you guys have for keeping your mind off of this shit or anything to help with my nerves?

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>>9972488
Vidya. Lots of Vidya.

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>>9971709
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6
2
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>>9972666
Satan doesn't lie.

Haha

My life is going... Surprisingly well?

A way back i mentioned my crazy Bosnian neighbor of 20 years, Mr. Slivovitz. Decided to visit again now when i went back to my old city as i haven't seen him in a few years. This one isn't as crazy but he is still kicking despite being in his 70s.

>"Anon you listen now. Church is mafia. Don't trust ever."
>his wife cuts off
>"No. Anon is good boy. He has good job and nice house. Anon is kind and god is kind back"
>"How can you believe in god!? When you dead you dead!"
What followed was shouting bosnian that didn't get. He still makes awful tasting wine but he is so kind that i can't say no to him. His wife makes awesome coffee though.

>>9977335
I think i have one too from when i was kid. I don't remember this one but apparently i told my parents about it.
He had apparently showed me a shoebox with a handgranade inside and told me that "this is how i deal with burglars". Wouldn't be surprised at all if he had one.

>>9961816
You might consider changing your medications because what you're using is obviously not working.

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>>9968669
You'll get used to it. Sorta not really though.

>>9977439
i uh
i dont take meds
whoops

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How did you spend Father's Day, /possum/?

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>>9980010
with someone i dont deserve

>>9980010
>tfw your elder daughter will never be the mother of your younger daughter

>>9978366
Maybe its time to start then

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>>9981578
I feel like I deserve my dad.

>>9980010
I forgot the event existed because I forgot my dad existed.
Go figure, haha.

>>9984067
yeah
no
meds dont do anything but make more problems
which they give you more meds for
which makes more problems
repeat as necessary until od

>>9985270
What gives you that idea?

>>9985311
mom almost died from that exact sequence of shit

>>9985782
Was this recent or 20-30 years ago?

>>9980010
Took a spicy photo of an empty chair with myself, posted it on snapchat with the caption "quality time with dad"

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>>9980010
Spent the whole day slightly drunk/tipsy.

>>9986076
anywhere between 9-6 years ago
2009 comes to mind but im not sure

>>9986251
Hmm well that lowers the possibility of it being MAOI caused. Any clue what she took?

>>9984323
thats awesome

that's what id say if it wasnt for that unnerving pic. sooo im gonna assume both of you are beautiful beings and thats why you deserve each other

Hey /pos/, how do you guys deal with panic attacks?

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>>9986841
Vidya.

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>>9986841
by not having them

>>9986310
about five thousand different painkillers and whatnot
they gave her opiates when she said she couldnt take opiates
10/10 doctors

>>9986841
make myself dinner and stress eat like a champ
and streams/music

>>9987157
Oh I thought you were saying she was on psych meds and suffered that. Well all i can say is she had shit doctors and I hope that you eventually get some sort of help before your depression hits the tipping point.

>>9987297
there may have been some? im not sure i never snooped her bottles or anything but she had tons of things and i wouldnt be surprised if they gave her something to counteract another pills effects
shit doctors is definitely the active agent
best help i can get is uh
pretty far off
thankfully im too terrified of death or even hurting myself in any capacity to do anything even semi drastic so
ill be fine

>>9987462
Alright well if you've got at least a little bit of money you could try buying some st johns wort and take 500mg twice a day.
Nature's anti depressant.

Animal Studies guy here, just did all my stuff I'd been waiting until today to do.

My course went well even though I had a mini panic attack and cried in the office, I get all my textbooks and shit in a few weeks I got lost on my way to the building and when I asked for help I just lost it, there was a girl in my course (Rebecca) who was nice and I think we're now friends. Passed my license test and Rebecca was there as well to do her test, so between her and my job agency guy cheering me on I didn't freak out. Then I went for a small drive in my brothers car and drove about 5 meters before slamming on the breaks and saying I want to stop

>>9987520
broke as a joke
cause i am one hehe
not really into herbal stuff either
stomach tends to reject a lot of green-y stuff
ill figure something out eventually

Anyone know any good furbait games? I just want to play as a furry and chill for a while tonight.

>>9980010
my dad lives across the country from me so I called him and talked with him for a bit and then got some work done

>>9985270
this description does not reflect my own experiences

>>9
Nein.

playing the everything breaks down game

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>>9993018
I know it must suck man. But there are ways for it to get better.

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>tfw brother is a furry too
>We both decide to get a puppy and take care of him together
>Bro finds a furry bf
>No furry bf of my own
>Bro proceeds not to care about the pup and just wants to fuck his bf
>Now he wants to move in with him
>I'm stuck taking care of the pup by myself while getting only 3-5 hours of sleep a day
Don't get me wrong I love the pup and I'm sticking with him no matter what but I'm just sad that my brother abandoned me like this. We were supposed to take care of him together, the bf thing is just icing on the cake. Comfort me /trash/.

>>9993198
do you have cheat codes, anon? send them my way

>>9987559
I'm proud of you doing all your stuff dude.

Haha
3d printing is gay

>>9907477
Bi here.I missed out on that poll, but no real fun stories, it was a LDR, we met up, had fun, had gay sex, he opted for me to dress him up in panties and shit like that. Was good while it lasted, but then he had to leave on a deployment, On the last day I was there, he broke up with me, and I was left in a strange city, had to get to navigate a city i knew nothing about, and had to get to the airport at a stupid early hour cuz my dumbass bought a cheap early flight.

Oh well, part of me had a feeling it wasnt gonna last, but i wasnt expecting that kind of ending. Probably for the better, he hated the smell of alcohol, and I just love booze and getting drunk.

>>9994752
That sucks anon. If I were your neighbor, I'd come over and we could be sleep deprived and pet the puppy together.

>>9980010
At work. Gave my Dad a call though. Technically step-dad. But the bio-dad was never around, ever, so fuck him.

>>9994752
The answer is obvious. You should have fucked your brother. I bet he liked you.

>>9987951
Well if you ever need somebody to talk to.
[email protected]

Wow we made it really far, huh? I just threw a fit at an old group I used to hang out with and I'm out on my own and probably should follow my friend and get the noose.
What do?

>>10001160
Nah, just get drunk and play games and jerk it.

>>9994752
look at it this way, your brother will end up with a ruined, incontinent asshole and you won't

>>10002074
cuz his asshole will be ruined. OHHHH

>>10002177
i don't get it, that's literally what I was saying

his brother's asshole will cease to function properly due to excessive amounts of anal sex

>>10001160
What happened anon?

>>10002209
You see. he's going to be a ruined, incontinent asshole, while having a ruined, incontinent asshole. Also puppies > dudes

i got a spork in the mail today
it's a really nice spork

>>10001998
I wish.
>>10002265
Freaked out at one of the people in an RP group and made myself look like more of an aspie than I should have. Heavily considering drinking myself to death or killing myself.

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>>10002507
>Killing yourself over an RP group
Don't do that.

>I wish
What's stopping you?

>>10002581
>Killing yourself over an RP group
I'm already half a step behind my friend on that, what's the point, man?
>What's stopping you?
No one to buy me booze.

>>10002507
If it's the one I think you mean and you're the person I think you are, at least you went out with one helluva bang.

>>10002798
And you aren't your friend.
I could say something about "bla bla your friend wouldn't want you to kill yourself" but that would be dumb.
How about this, give yourself small goals to look forward to until things improve.
Hell, you could start out with that booze.

>>10002798
>what's the point, man?
Because there's plenty of RP groups on the internet and they're usually open to outsiders. So you fucked up in one? There's thousands out there, more autistic than you could ever hope to achieve.

>Half a step behind
>Using a logical fallacy as justification for suicide
Slow down there chief. Suicide should only be undertaken after deliberation.

>No booze
2 out of 3 ain't bad. Hell, with the number of porn games out there, you can kill 2 birds with one stone.

>>10002507
All you gotta do is apologize and go on from there though there is no guarantee it will rebuild your bridge.

>>10002866
You're gonna carry that weight.
>>10002897
Yeah, I know but I have to talk him out of this.
Again.
I'm a fucking failure, man.
>>10002999
Hahahaha. Yeah maybe I'll go to fucking HG.

>Slow down there chief. Suicide should only be undertaken after deliberation.
>chief.
I'm laff. Thanks anon, you got me.
>2 out of 3 ain't bad. Hell, with the number of porn games out there, you can kill 2 birds with one stone.
Maybe I'll play through something again after I help my friend.
>>10003007
Yeah, I'll give it a try later once I've talked my friend out of noosing himself or slitting his wrists open.

>>10003165
>You're gonna carry that weight.
Oh shit how did you know it was me.
I just want you to know you did nothing wrong and I'm sorry you guys got treated as badly as you were. That wasn't fair to either of you.

>>10003165
You're a failure for talking your friend out of suicide?
Or for having to do so on multiple occasions?
Because either way I don't believe caring for your friend can be considered failure, nor do the actions or thoughts of your friend mark you as a failure.
If it makes you feel any better we kicked a magnet.

>>10003165
Any idea on what you're going to play through? Looking for anything on the Steam summer sale?

>>10003214
Man, now I'm curious; what thread are you guys from?

>>10003214
It's alright, I sort of snapped because he was freaking out to me and I really wasn't feeling great having to write up my resignation and getting chewed out.
>>10003284
All of the above, Anon.
>Kicked a magnet.
Actually it makes me feel shittier, haha.
>He blocked me on everything I can contact him on.
Okay.
Best way to cope with death?
>>10003302
No clue, maybe get Tokyo 42, you know if that's any good?
Also PAR. Someone posted my rant around /trash/ so you probably saw it.

>>10003302
One that's dead and gone now. Our two best players left, followed by everyone else during a civil war.

>>10003610
Oh whoops. Well it happened. And you're still great;

>>10003302
We were from /par/. Past tense.
The guy that anon blew up at is responsible for chasing off four of our favorite roleplayers and essentially killing the thread for good, since the two people running the show lost interest because of it.
>>10003610
Oh.
Shit.
Well... he was an ass and I'm really sorry we didn't do something sooner.
Also... You drown it out. Distract yourself.
Him blocking you doesn't mean there isn't something you can do.
If you have the right information you could potentially contact the paramedics in his area, they might be able to do something.

>>10003610
>>10003643
Hey. I have to confess, I was the first domino in the chain reaction.
I feel horrifically guilty about your friend, killing the RP, and not being there to calm things down.
For what it's worth, I'm sorry. I understand if you fucking hate me after this.

>>10003610
>Tokyo 42
No idea but that looks fucking interesting, thanks senpai.

>>10003610
>>10003643
>>10003739
Damn, that's pretty shitty. I remember thinking that /par/ looked pretty interesting a while ago, but a giant shitposter showed up.

>>10003643
Thanks, man. I love you.
>>10003739
I really am trying to fight off a breakdown so uh sorry I can't contact him. Sorry.
I hate myself man.
>>10003813
It was my fault for telling him to do it as a joke.
Really sorry, man. I don't hate you and neither does he.
>>10003833
It looked fun from what I saw, go for it
>giant shitposter
Who, SB? Stan?

>>10003963
>SB, Stan
Fuck if I know. I never stuck around much, just enough to see what was happening; I never became acquainted with the regulars.

>>10003610
Yeah, people are going to need time to cool off, to say the least.
Frankly all of us need to fucking talk more, lack of communication really let resentment and tensions build up without any of us being able to do anything about it.
Myself included, I did stupid shit but am going to try and be less shit in future.

Also seconding >>10003813.

Although I'm not sure how you think you're the first domino, frankly it's unlikely that you fucked up as badly as you think you did.

>>10003833
Which one? We've had a shit ton, some more persistent and shitty than others.

>>10003963
I mean I can post my discord if you want someone who should be asleep to talk to, I guess.

>>10003833
We've had shitposters since the very beginning.
We might still try to continue something on the Discord or do a Mystery Dungeon thing, if you're interested.
Fair warning though, the Mystery Dungeon thing takes place in a Detroit like place, so if you're one of the people who prefers really comfy adventures and whatnot I wouldn't suggest it.
>>10003963
I can't stop you from hating yourself, but I can tell you that the rest of us care about you dude.
The best you can do right now is take care of yourself.
You can't help your friend if you're panicking, just try to calm down as much you can, nobody's going to hold it against you man.
Blankets? Warm drink? Music? Whatever works for you.

>>10004091
>if you're interested
Thanks for the offer, but I avoid RPs. There's always drama, and I try to avoid that.

>>10003963
You didn't do anything wrong and neither did he. If you ever need anything, you got my contact info dude. I'm sorry you both had to put up with all of this. You deserve so much better.

>>10003963
I hope I can be moral support, at least. I wish I could help more than that, dude, I really do, but I'm just a fat guy in the desert who's trying to escape the hole of NEETdom. Unless your buddy happens to live in the Mojave, I can't exactly hop in my car to do a well-check.
I really enjoyed the RP while it lasted, and I think you were hands-down one of the best players in it.
>>10004086
I departed in a less than graceful way, and that sent one of the other GMs into full ragemode.
That, and I used to be considered one of the more level-headed members of the GM team, even if such a term is very, very relative.
Fuck it, I can post my Discord if anybody wants it.

>>10004023
Hahaha, I think they're going for a reboot, maybe in a few weeks when Jirachi makes a new one?
>>10004086
Hahaha, thanks I don't know anymore.
>>10004091
>>10004159
I'm just coalessing my hot garbage posts to get out of here.
Thanks guys.
>>10004250
It's no biggie, he's in Washington, I'm in New York. Unlelss you want to drive all the way there it's not happening.
he's either dead at this point or going to unblock me soon so
I really enjoyed this RP but it didn't do anything good for me really. I don't even know what to say. Tell Sniffs I'm sorry for snapping at him I guess and tell SB he probably killed my friend.
or don't I really don't care. He and Sniffs have ruined my fucking life enough.

This is goodbye

>>10004303
you're friend is weak if they kill themselves over this and it's not even sbs fault its yours and your friend's fault for starting it sb just ended it

>>10004303
So long Annie. Hurts more then I thought it would.

>>10004349
Yeeeeah fuck off, buddy.
Practically everyone else thinks SB is in the wrong and should eat a fucking bullet with his next meal.
>>10004303
Goodbye man.
Hey, do us a favor and take care of yourself, dude.
You're a cool person and losing you while SB still trots around would be bullshit.

>>10004390
oh no sb fucked up but hes not the only one to blame here
>>10004426
y didnt you tell him to sop then

Nevada here.
I'm sorry that things went down like this, and I'm sorry that the RP was that bad for you and him.
I'll pass the messages along via DMs. Even I think SB went too far, and we were damn near joined at the fucking hip.

I hope your friend pulls through and is ultimately okay.
Goodbye.

>>10004448
I was out of state, family obligations.
I had no way of contacting thread from a canyon in rural Utah, dude. I'm sorry I wasn't there to calm shit down.

>>10004460
ah well get him to apologize at least

>>10004349
I have people who'd kill themselves over me by just existing. Which is pretty weak.
>>10004390
>Implying.
You can't speak for everyone when saying that. Nor is killing yourself over an Rp over some guy is a valid solution.

>>10004250
Lets be completely honest, hardly anyone was what you could call graceful.
We all fucked up in one way or another.
If you post your discord I'll bug you, I guess.
Assuming I'm not getting distracted or melting.

>>10004303
I wish I could help. Sorry.
Seconding the last part of >>10004390 at least.
Take care of yourself.

>>10004521
I said practically everyone. I know there are still people that think he did nothing wrong, I'm saying that a good majority thinks he fucked up.
I don't think killing yourself over an RP is a solution either, but blaming them for SB descending into douchedom is stupid as fuck.
We all messed up, but they aren't really responsible for that.

The more I look at the archive the more I see it was an overreaction on all sides.

>>10004618
In all honesty I think everyone messed up in their own way causing the dumbest possible out come cause of it. Why can't we just all be friends? Friends fight. So what? They make up. Some people here would rather blindly hate them over nothing. If we can learn from our mistakes, are willing to learn from them, and move on. I'm sure then everyone can win. (Also one last thing I'd like to point out. Whenever a plot was shot down it was by shitetters. Not by other Rpers. We gave the shitetters what they wanted. For us to die by listening to them just saying "Me no like hurrr" most of the time it wasn't even constructive criticism. Just that. Hate.)

>>10004600
Neodymium60#0984
Hit me up if you want, dude. If not, that's OK. I understand that shit's more than a little fucked right now.
>>10004622
This is essentially my view - some people were marginally less fucked than others, but nobody - not me, not the other GMs, nobody - came out of this clean.
There were multiple chances to de-escalate, and nobody took them.

>>10004303
Hey.
Sorry for the everything.
Didn't knew how stressful it was for your or for your friend.
Apologies.

-SB

>>10004736
You drive a man to suicide and the best you can come up with is "oh whoops sry".

Fantastic. Great effort.

>>10004736
haha holy shit wow that's fucking it?

>>10004723
>Multiple chances to de-escalate.
That is true. But anger and human error will always get the better of people.

>>10004789
shut up bones
we know you were the gm pouring that gasoline

Can people keep their RP related talk, to well the RP thread they come from? I don't know what's going on but I can tell it's a pretty major deal so I do hope people come out of this alright, but why not talk about it in the place it belongs?

>>10004847
We would if it wasn't dead no thanks to overreaction and human error.

>>10004847
Because the thread is gone. Except for a fake one.

>>10004862
>>10004867
Then go make another one, if so many of you people are sitting in here talking about it make one on /trash/ and go there.

I don't want to be an ass but I'm having trouble figuring out why you are talking about it in here. Like even make a Discord or whatever.

>>10004890
There is a discord. But when things went down people decide to kick/ban/ignore everyone. Cause they are all in there own unique way ignorant fucks.

>>10004822
i had no part in any of that mess. i was trying to get it at least slightly calmed down.

>>10004890
one of the people that got driven out by magneto was posting here, the rest either followed or were already here.
said person wasn't reachable in any other way i think.

>>10004784
>>10004789
Sorry, I was never really good at apologizing.

Sorry for overreacting, it felt necessary at the time. It wasn't.

Sorry for those that feel that I drove away.

Sorry to Bat especially, hope he pulls through.

-SB

>>10004784
his friend was driven to the brink of suicide because one person in discord said their antag was too strong

his friend has severe mental issues and if something that minor sets him off he needs to be involuntarily committed

>>10004736
>18 words.
Do you really just want them to kill themselves that badly so you can say you're right?
>>10004981
Nevermind, just.
Whatever. I don't even know.

What the fuck are you faggots doing in my precious /possum/ thread?

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>>10004936
So why are you still going on about it? Like seriously it's RP, if you don't like it make a new one and move on.

>>10004961
You say that like I know who Magneto is, I don't ad don't want to. Honestly I just don't want to see this place shat up by people going on about their rp threads.

>>10004984
You seem like a giant dick and why would you even bother posting that besides pissing people off?

>>10004996
Is right. Go make a thread and just link it here. Move the talk somewhere it won't clog up a place with people who don't care.

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>>10004996
Being faggots.

>>10004984
I know all about mental instability. Did they get therapy or on meds? This can't be the whole story. There's no way one can fall victim to one's own mind and commit suicide. Even I know that.

>>10000010
Hey /par/fags, we've got this dead ass thread up, go bitch at SB there or something like the rest of the anons.
At least leave the possums their remaining ~15 posts

>>10005056
Get out of my joke reboot thread or I'll run you over.

>>10005056
Thank you sir, I just made a thread for you guys but I'll delete that.

I don't know or care about any of this but I hope you all come out of it happy.

>>10005022
>You seem like a giant dick and why would you even bother posting that besides pissing people off?

tell me y im wrong
>>10005027
okay the suicidal anon in question posted as a antag whose main goal was to molest one character and isolate and kill another
one person in discord said he didnt like the thing then a week afterwards the suicidalanons friend posts in here (posum thread) saying his friend is gonna off himself because of those big meanies shitposting his plot in the discord

fastforward to today and the suicidal anon did a stupid and forced somebody into a situaton and it caused a domino effect of people quitting
now his friend is acting like theyre the victim for getting suicidal over something he started

i dont know if hes on meds or getting therapy but my opinion of him is the same

>>10004996
I made this thread. So. Technically mine. I say let them vent anger and speak up about problems. They'll leave momentarily once it's out of their system.
>>10005154
Well hopefully they are on meds and such. I know to well from personal experience if you don't get that soon it can really hurt ones self and the people around them.

>>10005323
yeah hopefully but i know too many people who think meds are the devils work

Heck. I have no pictures for the new thread. Anyone have any recommendations?

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>>10005412

>>10005426
[memespoiler] Jiji or Bones? [/fricking trash]

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>>10005453
I don't know or care.
>>10005056
If you want to bitch about those people, please.

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>>10005412
this picture

New thread
>>10005616
>>10005616
>>10005616

No Pokemon autism please