ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) What's your leas

>>9905344
cock type

>>9905344
Anon.

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>>9905344
Psychic. Fakken jays.

>>9905267
I woik here ya mook. Tha fak is you doin' here?

>>9905322
>quiet squaw

>>9905344
I don't know, I have Pokémon I like from every type, perhaps Bug?

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>>9905344
I'm not sure, it used to be Psychic type during a period I'm not exactly fond of.

>>9905315
>The nervousness stops as soon as he stops talking about the boss
"Then lets go in, I have to get a bunch of things ready for tomorrow"
>Agent Walker proceeds to the lobby

>>9904465
>Depending on where the couch is, he might see a lost friend

>>9905227
(Feel free to be as out of the ball as needed)

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>>9905407
(I'll just be part of the Penut gallery with Espeon)

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>>9905147
"Why are you like this."
>The glass is refilled yet again.

>>9905333
>Tobias nods.
"Yep."

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>>9905407
>Sleeping, in the lobby, soaking a couch with goo
>Was evidently waiting for someone, but dozed off

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>>9904730
caw~
>smooches the birb in he beak
>>9904900
>looks confused at the birb

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>>9905380
...
>Looking at a very large frame, outlined with various metal parts
Maybe use a bunch of cushions as the mattress?

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>>9905435
Dementia.

>>9905333
>she adds a second hand to the jacking off motion, spilling wine on the floor in the process

>>9905443
>touch crotch

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>>9905380
I live here, and am most certainly not a mook, you mook.
>>9905451
>The Not-Bird is staring at me, Nervousness levels rising.

>>9905451
(the first one was meant for >>9904855)
(sorry)

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>>9905344
I don't have a favorite type really, I guess maybe Dragon or Ghost?
(Yeah Sasha is just gonna be fucking dropped unless the jojo man explains his shit OOC because I'm not dealing with that shitposting)

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>>9905333
>Oh my god, tripsfail.
>Why does this always happen?
>This wine bottle is spiked, I guess Tobias grabbed the wrong one.
>33/40 on the alcohol scale.
>>9905468
"..."
>He scrunches his nose in disgust, quickly downing a third glass and turning to Tobias
>>9905435
"Tobias, la vieille femme fait quelque chose de dégoûtant là-bas."
>His speech is slightly slurred, Alain squinting at Tobias.

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>>9905443
>Finally, Gooey
>Ponder if to leave her to sleep or wake her up

>>9905433
(Okay)

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>>9905468
"Okay."
>Next glass is poured.

>>9905569
>Tobias shrugs.
"I'd rather not get stabbed for telling her to stop."

>>9905276
(Explain your shit dude, why is there a random jojo following Sasha around)

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>>9905461
I've been here for ages ya mook.

>>9905461
Yeah, dat outta woik. We's got any springs or you think we's could just get be good with a plank?

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>>9905498
>waves at the birb

i wanna die

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>>9905554
>Narrowly avoided failquads
>Quincy stumbled on the stairs and almost had a fucking heart attack, and then was safe and finished going down and getting himself some late dinner
>Still no luck adding power outlets and ethernet jacks to the statue
>Rolling for progress

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>>9905569
>she puts one hand to her mouth in a V shape and wags her tongue between it

>>9905607
You're such a sweet girl
>drinkin' with granny
>whoops, she passed out
>thunk
>you maybe shouldn't have given an old lady alcohol
Grape... juice....

>>9905670
me too

>>9905670
Everyone here does, anon

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>>9905470
>Squeaks in discomfort, covering her groin with her tail, but remains asleep, albeit less soundly than before

>>9905604
>Soft, sleeping goo dragon noises
>Slime drips off the couch, onto the floor
>She's been there for at least an hour

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>>9905344
fighting, no question

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>>9905669
>The not-bird has begun aggressively fanning its limbs,
> Bird school didn't cover this shit, roll to maintain calm

>>9905670
>>9905701
>>9905703
(I don't. As from a person who wants to live out life to a person who doesn't. Get therapy. Make life great to live again.)

>>9905554
>Throws keys at

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>>9905696
Hey boss, why do we need internet in the statue anyway, and we just run it underground like everyone else?

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>>9905753
eek
>she gets cover behind max scared

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>>9905407
> Cassidy taps out a rhythm on his hip with his right hand as he follows the agent.

"So, what're they like? The boss, that is?"

>>9905790
(.... The aggressive waving was you not me, my char just doesn't understand non bird body language)

>>9905790
>touch waifu crotch

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>>9905451
YIS...I mean CAW
>boop

>>9905753
HA HA SQUAAA

>>9905771
(I've wasted 4 years and thousands of dollars on CBT only to come to the conclusion it's a scam.)

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>>9905659
Maybe some sort of flexible support?
Like, cloth, or rubber, or something that will have a bit of give.

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>>9905780
"OW, NOT AGAIN!"
>Quincy covers his head as tiny metal pieces of pain are thrown at him
"Fucking psychics..."

>>9905789
"It's less the ethernet, more the power sockets, since wiring electricity when the whole thing is powered by magic is really inefficient"

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>>9905698
>The wine glass is slammed onto the counter as he stands up, the alcohol sloshing and spilling over the brim. Alain glares down at her, stumbling a bit and sizing her up.
"Je peux être obscène, aussi."
>>9905607
>And with that he grabs Tobias by the scarf, dragging him in for a sloppy kiss.

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>>9905811
"Former Unova champion, has a dragon that reads your mind better than any psychic"
"Don't let his appearance fool you, he is very competent"

>>9905706
>Sit on the couch
>Wait for her to wake up on her own

>>9905670
>>9905701
>>9905703
(This is unwise)

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>>9905820
>And now the Toucan is starting shit, great.
CAW CAW!

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>>9905812
(oh...)
(me dumb)
(she's grass so just pretend that she was trying to be friendly but still a bit scared because she doesnt know him and it's a flying type)
>>9905820
>hugs the not so mad max

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>>9905698
"Grape w-"

>>9905852
>Fug Tobias has never done this.
>Tobias kisses Alain back, pulling on the collar of the cloak.

>>9905863
(We need some conflict resolution up in here, and it's sure not going to come from the wild Pokémon who has been getting constant shit from strangers on its turf.)

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>>9905836
You's think cloth'll hold up? Might hafta re-eeen-force it with somethin'.

>>9905909
(yeah, sorry about that, i never thought of levels for this character

>>9905937
(You are telling me, I just saw Cawing and thought, what Pokémon would be wild in a city and would react to a Caw.)

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>Her house is on fire
>But it's okay
>She has wine to put it out
>Also a fire extinguisher
>Also all the fucks she gives
>Oh wait she doesn't have any of those
"Please stop burning my apartment down, I pay for this"

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>>9905853
"I wouldn't dream of it."

> Sits on a single chair opposite of the agent, stretching his hands.

>>9905706
> Takes notice of the slimy pokemon
> He can't help but chuckle.

"God, so much has changed since I went in. Every day's an adventure anymore."

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>>9905853
>After about half an hour, she wakes up briefly, glancing around at her surroundings
>She notices walker, and his team, immediately springing up
Hey! It's been a while.
>She pulls him into a hug, partially soaking his clothes with goo
Doing good, I hope?

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>>9905706
>Valence leans down and sniffs the slime before lightly pawing at it
>>9905853
>"I'm guessing this is Gooey then? If so I see where they got the name."

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>>9905924
>Time for the brain leech to wake back up
>It gives Clancy the best idea ever - bird bumper cars. Ram into the Staraptor. Or the Toucannon. According to it either is fine, as long as a bird gets bumped.

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>>9905554
>>9905632
(Fucking hell sorry had to have a battle with my dinner. It's a Banette in a KQ figure. That's literally it.)

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>>9905924
...
>Looks at the bird
>Then himself, and the pillows
... Honestly, we aren't dealing with much weight here. Maybe add rubber straps to it?

>>9906056
((I LOVE IT))

>>9906056
(holy shit why didn't you just say that, that's awesome)

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>>9905994
>The plush is made of anger and murder, I don't know if reasoning will help.
"HOW MUCH FIRE JUICE DO YOU HAVE IN THERE."
>WILL O WISP SPAM
>Flee I guess.

>>9906056
(Welp I'll have Stitches fug off then I guess idk.)

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>>9905790
>>9905863
>Defend the girlfriend
>Get hugs
Yiss

>>9905855
HAHA SQUA

>>9905909
>>9905937
>>9905965
(No fighting needed, just bird braining)

>>9906056
good job scaring jirachi off bones

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>>9906036
>Cubone, clearly struggling to keep up in the wake of all these new experiences decides to follow Valence's lead and pokes the slime
>Only to discover the joy of squishing goo
>Imagine a small child playing with Ooblick, basically that

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>>9906072
Yeah, but whaddya gonna do if someone else ends up on it? Fak, Dat'd be bad

>>9906038
>For some reason ramming a staraptor of indeterminate level sounds like a good idea.
>Clancy: Flaps in the vague direction of the raptor and attempts to knock it turnways

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>>9906030
>Thank the gods for liquidproof coats
"Definitely"
"Apparently you were on a mission that brought you back here"

>>9906036
"Indeed she is, in both aspects.

>>9906056
(That's actually pretty neato)

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>>9906079
(Thanks, it's pretty simple and mainly so Stitches doesn't have to compete for images or whatever.)

>>9906094
(My McDonalds wanted to have some words with me. Sorry haha.)

>>9906097
(Fuck sorry dude.)

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>>9905852
>drunk grandma noises

>>9905896
Dirty homoshsshhh
>flop

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>>9906165
>O SHIT HE WE GO AGAIN
CAW!
>Counter slam with Take down

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>>9906029
>>9906036
>Notice the psycat and man
>Waves cheerfully
Hello there! Who are you?

>>9906167
Yeah...took a boat, and by the time I got there, it was over. Then I got lost in the woods and...yeah.
>Lighthearted laugh

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>>9906165
>>9906238
>Yes! Bumper birds!
>The voice tells Clancy that a bump must be responded to with a bump in kind - that's how the game is played. You gotta bump until the ride ends!

>>9906238
(O shoot I mean double-edge)
(Should I start a smogon room?)

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>>9906165
...Good point.
I say we look for some rubber straps or strips, and use them along with really thick fabric.

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>>9906259
>He gives the slime dragon a smile
"I am Valence, it is nice to finally meet you."

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>>9906199
((Personally, I think it's a brilliant way to play the same kind of pokemon as someone else without stealing their FC.))

>>9906167
"So uh... Are these your pokemon? Or just free ones? I'm still getting used to that distinction."

>>9906259
"... Or the talking bit too. I'm Cassidy, Cassidy O'Shea. By law and the terms of my parole, I am required to let you know that I was a Team Rocket member. If you have any inquiries about my legal standing or a summary of the crimes I was found guilty of in a court of law, I am legally bound to direct you to my parole profile on the IP network."

> He sighs and rolls his eyes.

"I swear though, that disclaimer is a real fun killer."

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>>9906238
(I have no clue what levels/evs you got but this is a level 46 with no evs)
I have no fakken clue what I'm doin' right now.
>Shadowpulse the other bird. For some reason.

>>9906272
I have no fakken clue what that means int his context.

>>9906298
>birb: hits ground near lobster before popping back up
Sounds good ta me.

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>>9906259
>small cubone continues playing with slime puddle on the ground, oblivious of the pivotal meeting taking place.

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>>9906116
>gives more hugs to birb

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>>9905896
>>9906207
>Tobias soon finds a drunk Alain flopping onto his lap, giggling and smiling against his mouth before pulling away with a triumphant laugh
"Je gagne, vieille femme! J'ai volé le bisou de tes petites-filles devant tes yeux!"

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>>9906162
"Heh"

>>9906259
"The Espeon is Valence, part of my team as of a few days ago, just like the Cubone"
"Kanabo is also in town and in the team, though not here right now, obviously"

>>9906354
"Just the Espeon, Absol and Cubone. Gooey here is already part of the IP in what I think it's an assault team"

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>>9906116
>>9906165
>>9906272
>Keep putting yourself between bumpering caws and plant girlfriend
>Gotta earn the hugs

>>9906429
YES

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>>9906207
"Die in a fire."

>>9906430
>Tobias chuckles.
"You sure did."

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>>9906382
(A: The show lies apparently, Honchkrow does not learn shadow pulse,
B: I'm putting myself as lv50 with about half evs since I'm a wild poke and I should have fought
C:124+ Atk Reckless Staraptor Brave Bird vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Honchkrow: 207-244 (127.7 - 150.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO)

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>>9906430
Wah? Who are you?

>>9906488
I hate homosshhh...
...
...shhhapians.

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>>9906382
>It provides the helpful mental imagery of a bumpers cars ride. A moment or two into the little thought process the cars are replaced with incredibly cartoony birds.

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>>9906528
(I'm an idiot, that was supposed to say Dark Pulse not Shadow Pulse. I keep getting them mixed up.)
>Birb Status: Downed
>Flop

>>9906548
>helpful imagery does not help an unconscious birb

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>>9906548
>>9906600
>Clancy down
>Worry

>>9906528
STOP

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>Boat is empty, I have no idea how to proceed with my life.
>Roll to clean.

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>>9906600
(I'm an idiot for not catching that Shadow pulse is not a move (Baring PokémonXD) and the similar Dark Pulse is. Also Honchkrow learns Dark Pukse at Lv75, so that would throw off the calculations a wee bit.)
>Intruder-bird defeated
>current objective: Roost wile looking please with self.

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>>9906354
>Gooey has a dex with a translator
>In addition, the goo dragon has a bag and assault vest nearby, both showing signs of countless drenchings in slime
Nice to meet you, Cassidy.
>She shrugs at the disclaimer
Well...I'm assuming that you changed, and put it in the past, so it's no big deal.
We all do things we regret.

>>9906329
Nice to meet you as well, Valence.
>Her small antennas/horns wave wildly, picking up the wave of new scents in the room

>>9906403
>Wave to the cubone, greeting it as well
>The slime sticks to him as he plays with it, thick and sticky

>>9906450
Ah, I see!
Yeah, just general assault and stuff. Looking forward to getting moved, though.

>>9905827
(I'm sorry to hear that anon. Want to vent about it in possum so it doesn't mess with this place ooc wise?)

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>>9906693
>Looks up, notices the much larger slime dragon very close to it
Eek! H-hi there.

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>>9906528
>>9906600
>scared
>>9906669
>hids behind birb boyfriend some more

>>9906691
(the Dark Pulse he got came from a tm. it started out as a joke that it was deffective and he took recoil damage when he used it, but that kinda just got forgot about as time went on.)

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>>9906382
Yeah. Let's check t-

>>9906600
>Lover is down
>Concern: max
>Run and grab potion

>>9906691
>Angry glare

>>9906752
>mfw my shitpost drops a char with an actual backstory

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>>9906543
>Alain squints at Agatha, concentrating reeeeeally hard on both seeing properly and what he's trying to say
"I... am... Alain. Viridian Gym leader."
>He seems very proud of himself for managing that sentence in English...
>>9906488
>... And promptly flops his head into the space where the neck meets the shoulder. Or, where the scarf resides, in this case.
"Est-ce que je reçois un prix?"

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>>9906691
SQUA

>>9906748
>Extend wings to fullest
>Be the shield

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>>9906600
>Time to scout out that bird brain and see what he's dreaming about.

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>>9906770
(nah, it's cool dude. half of his deal is that he keeps trying to fight people who are way out of his league)

>>9906758
Tha fak..?
>thud
>[HONCHKROW has fainted!]

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>>9906758
>>9906669
>>9906758
>>9906818

>other intruders are agitated
>concern:high
>plan:gtfo while I'm still the winner
Skwaaaa(into the distance)

>>9906836
(crap, missed one)
>>9906828
>Contents:
>Lobsters
>Fears that everyone secretly hates you
>Need to overcompensate
>Hat Grooming

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>>9906543
"Go away."

>>9906786
>Tobias gives a small chuckle.
"What do you want, my hand in marriage?"

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>>9906885
(What I don't even get a dream, bird-ego DEVASTATED)

>>9906899
> Tell her to go away
> Dub 9s
> Agatha will not only out live you, she will live with you no matter where you go.

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>>9906786
Prune juice?

>>9906899
Bitch.
>dub nines go away
I live here. Get out of my house.

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>>9906836
>Set lover on pillow
>Spray with way too many potions
You okay?

>>9906844
>Angry glare only intensifies as the bird flees

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>>9906885
>Oh, there's an easy solution for this!
>Massive lobster hat of overcompensation: groomable version
>It plants this idea in his head with a happy toot.

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>>9906693
>Probably still being covered in slime
"Well, you're in luck"
"Just need to talk to the boss about getting you moved into my team, are you OK with that?"

>>9906739
"She is Gooey, for some reason I think you two will be friends fast"

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>>9906818
hides under the wing
i-is it over?

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>>9906915
(You're filed under Need to Overcompensate. It's just angry laughing birds. A sea of angry laughing birds. It's horrifying.)

>>9906994
>sudden urge to put Shelldon on head

>>9906986
Fak. You're drownin' me here. Tanks anyway.
>attempt to shove head under lobster
>for some reason

>>9907008
Hya Gooey! I'm

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>>9907058
>Bird head is slid between legs
>Lobster flustering
>He jumps away, surprised
Uh...

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>>9906097
>She has enough to put out several small fires before they do much harm
>Please do not inflict more suffering onto the lonely girl
>The alcohol is going to do enough of that in the morning
"...Wharrafuck is my life"

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>>9907067
>>9907067
(Getting destroyed by reCAPTCHA)
Cubone. Let's be friends!
>Cubone envisioning a future of squishy fun to be had
>one happy little child

hey par i wanna die

>>9907125
welcome to the club

>>9907125
me too

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>>9905845
>Rolling for more progress
>He's just about done with this shit I think

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>>9907102
>Punchbuggo: Exist.
>Put out the fires and yoink the booze.
"No more of this!"

>>9907166
>The fires were already out and now the alcohol is out the window
>Thanks buggo
"Fuck you"

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>>9906844
SQUAAA to you

>>9907023
It is.
>Boop

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>>9907148
Hey boss, how about I spook those pesky Psychics? I haven't had a good fight in ages.

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>>9906739
Hello! I'm Gooey.
Nice to meet you too.
>Is extremely happy and cheery
>Lots of new friends today

>>9907104
>Gently hug the cubone
Sure thing.

>>9907008
>Most likely, yes
Yeah, go ahead.
I'm excited, and a bit nervous as well...

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>>9907102
If I had to guess I'd say, a mess.

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>>9907189
>well that had to happen eventually

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>>9907098
No idea. Thought you'd be a good hat for some reason.

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>>9907189
>>9907213
"Geez you're mean. I'm saving you!!"

>>9907213
(I didn't see anything :D)

>>9907208
>banette
>literally hasnt talked to her
>decided to follow her
>the beetle saved her ass
nice forced bullshit

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>>9907193
"If you can find them, be my guess, you're probably going to want your other half too, though"
>Quincy scribbles something into the standard room blueprint
"Aaaand done! That's it! I think, once this is all built and shit all the rooms should be able to have outlets and stuff powered by magic that converts pokemon energy into electricity"

>>9907196
>Cubone is trying to balance the need to hug Gooey back and the need to escape the slime so it can breathe

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>>9906945
"Peut être."
>An empty Pokeball is chucked at her half heartedly.
"Get... In... The ball."
>>9906899
>It's not visible, but he frowns against the scarf, brows furrowing in concentration.
"Don't... I have to do... "
>A pause, Alain struggling to remember the right words.
"Les choses romantiques?"

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>>9907208
"...where the fuck did you come from"
>>9907231
"Saving me from what, I already took care of the fire that weird banette threw around"
>I'm not going to bother actually slurring her words anymore because that makes things irritating to read, just know they are slurred
>Sasha flops back onto her slightly singed couch and sighs

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>>9907270
(FC2 forgetting boogaloo)

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>>9907196
"First, Nate has to show up"

>>9907270
"Gooey, the Cubone needs to breathe"
"Now that I think about it, he also needs a name"

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>>9906945
"I will kill you."

>>9907273
>Tobias gives a small chuckle.
"A date then?"

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>>9907214
>It is a good hat!
>If you try again it'll work, or you can find a different lobster for a hat.

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>>9907273
>You captured a level 89 Gengar!
>She just had a level 89 Gengar on her person
>Not in a ball
>Not owned
>Just on her
>Physically on her
Why.

>>9907306
I'm senile, i walk with a cane, my family won't talk to me, and I have to shove a rubber hose up my butt every time I eat, that is when I don't poop out half a gallon of blood. Living makes me suffer more than anything you could ever do.

>>9907125
>>9907131
>>9907135
if you retards want to waste your precious life by killing yourselves then do it
now if you were sensible you wouldn't

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>>9907260
Oblivion and I are having a thing boss, he's been giving me the silent treatment even since I walked in on him that time when he had a penis. I think I can handle this on my own, it's just like back in the Honedge days.
>Makes a perception check to find sp00k

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>>9907358
>depression
>sensible
pick one, neurotypical faggot

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>>9907383
"...Is that why there was a giant puddle of tears on the floor that day?"

>>9907352
Jirachi I wish Agatha was young and not senile again

>>9907305
Oh. Whoops.

>>9907270
>>9907289
>Release the bone, now drenched in goo
Sorry. I get really enthusiastic about hugs and stuff.

>>9907305
Is Nate here?

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>>9907283
Outside, you people need to lock your doors more often.
>Long awkward silence
...Hi.

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>>9907424
(Drink some goo)

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>>9907283
"From the poison juice stuff! Duh."
>>9907438
"Do I smack this thing?"

>>9907449
(That's lewd)

>>9907461
make my rp easier and fuck off

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>>9907214
...Uh, okay then.
>Look over at the mattress frame and pillow pile
... Right. Getting rubber and cloth.

>>9907461
fuck off with your forced interactions

>>9907461
Fuck off

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>>9907438
"...I did lock the door though, I always lock the door"
>She looks
>The door is locked, twice locked actually, once with a chain, once with a standard keylock

>>9907461
"Alcohol isn't going to kill me, idiot, it makes me feel better when I'm feeling like shit"

>>9907461
MAKE LIKE A C AND
Leave this RP

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>>9907411
Tears? Oh right "tears." Yea, sure boss, let's go with that.
>snickers

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>>9907252
(Hasn't the ghost cat ghost been stalking her for a while now?)

>>9907289
((You are now Tock too!... I mean Two!))

>>9907423
> Young Agatha
> The Adventures of Young Agatha
((YES))

>>9907196
> Watches the Goodra... Goo.
> Taps his chin and just watches the pokemon seep for a minute.

"So... Is that slime edible?"

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>>9907192
okay...
>she comes out from under the birb's wing
thanks for protecting me
>she smiles

>>9907461
>>9907504
>>9907527
DONT LISTEN TO THEM, PUNCHBUG IS GREAT. Just like, don't take action for both parties, or at least try not to.

>>9907475
>>9907503
>>9907504
>>9907527
You are the cancer that is killing this RP

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>>9907461
Do not smack this thing this thing is not for smacking.
(Anons are really out for blood tonight huh?)

>>9907511
...Okay so maybe I climbed in through the window.
>Another long pause.
So.
I heard you were looking for Banettes.

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>>9907551
"...What the fuck else would it have been, dude, it was water, it had the consistency of water, so it wasn't whatever you're implying"

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>>9907352
>Sounds of confusion come from the Kalosian, looking back and forth from the ball and the elderly woman, drunk mind unable to comprehend what just happened.
>>9907306
>He tears his gaze away from the ball, looking up at Tobias. Alain soon becomes transfixed by his hair, running his hands through it repeatedly.
"Quel genre?"

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>>9905344
>>9905374
>>9905376
>>9905380
>>9905396
>>9905407
>>9905433
>>9905435
>>9905443
>>9905451
>>9905461
>>9905468
>>9905470
>>9905498
>>9905499
>>9905554
>>9905554

NO ONE DISCUSSION CHAINS LIKE GASTON

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>>9907603
How should I know boss, all I know is a walk in, fucker screams and I walk out.

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>>9907511
"Well okay."

>>9907601
"Alright."
>Beetle: Go flop.

>>9907639
( GM Ray here Please Leave Our RP. )

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>>9907626
How come I got banned for "spam" but this kid hasn't yet?

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>>9907601
"...You're a Banette?"
>Very drunk lonely girl noises
"Well shit, that's something unexpected"
>She tries to drink from her glass of wine
>Oh wait that's not there anymore
"...shit"

>>9907639
"Fuuuck, sorry if I'm bein mean to you dude, this has been a bad week"

>>9907663
(Wait, PunchBug is established, he was on last night and has done an acceptable job, I know I don't matter, but I like him and feel he deserves a chance to improve.)

>>9907639
stop shitting our thread up
youre worse than stan

>>9907663
Ray is kill you idiot.

>>9907695
It's a fake you idiot.

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>>9907633
"Whatever man, any luck finding who's teleporting keys onto my head?"
>He scribbles some more notes onto his giant corkboard blueprint
>Something about replacing the stone that's originally called for with some newer materials

>>9907695
(That's not actually a GM, if they don't have a picture it's not a GM, and if they do have a picture but they're not a GM someone will call them out on it)

>>9907639
go away
make like a C and leave
make like a bat and kill yourself

>>9907724
>Throws Colress at

>>9907712
(How can you tell?
It's all Annon to me.)
(I think the real shitter is the dude constantly telling people to fuck off, not him, unless they are the same of course)

>>9907663
(Stop impersonating people, ass.)
>>9907695
(That's not Ray, the punchbug is fine.)
>>9907745
(We know it's not Ray because he doesn't have the time to post anymore due to familial obligations.)

>>9907745
(They're the same, see >>9907724 )

>>9907745
(Ray is out of commission rn dude, family obligations)
(People impersonate GMs all the time)
(And we don't ban people without voting on it for a damn good reason)

>>9907639
make like a smeargs and keep shitting our thread up because of comfy shit

>>9907389
no fuck you I'm tired of dealing with you retarded who are all like
>"I-i messed up one time trying to get therapy waaaahh"
>"I want to kill myself wahhhh"
>"N-no one will listen to me wahhh"
how about stop being beta cucklord retards and actually speak the fuck up don't go around jerking off say you are depressed
actually go do something about it
don't give me the
>"I have no fwends waahhh"
argument
yes you fucking do you are just to much of an insecure faggot to actually see they are people who you can trust
places to vent about your problems
but no you'd rather say im
>Le depressed
then do anything about it
>>9907475
>>9907503
>>9907504
>>9907527
>>9907663
>>9907696
How about you retards fuck off?
>"Waahhh Le forced"
>"wahh it's not like he just wants to Rp with us or something"
I'm fucking done playing fucking nice
I didn't mean to lash out this angrily but this is retarded

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>>9907639
...
>Prod large bug

>>9907667
I didn't say that.
...But yes, I am.
>Watch the strange lady drink something that doesn't exist.
>Internal snort.

>>9907724
I'm trying boss. I'm just a ghost, I'm not used to being on the anti-sp00k end.
>Detective Keyblade in on duty, roll for Clues.

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>>9907424
>>9907449
"No idea, he's most of the time out"

>>9907475
>>9907503
>>9907504
>>9907527
>>9907584
>>9907663
>>9907731
(Shut)
(The)
(Fuck)
(Up)
(Here's you (you))

>>9907767
(FECK RIGHT THE HECK OFF!!! Smeargs left on good terms. There is no reason to target him dummy.)
>>9907765
(Also this.)

>>9907771
(I hope you realize getting angry at depressed people just makes them feel worse and doesn't actually do anything. Most of the really bad ones need you to physically be there to slap their shit and throw them in therapy to get help)

>>9907765
(I got banned for 3 days from all boards, as far as I can tell it was for posting haiku on PaR.)

>>9907639
bite a bullet noodles

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>>9907790
(Fuck I succeeded, wat now?)

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>>9907624
>agatha: slowly start crawling over to your cane
>roll to grab

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>>9907735
(I don't think he's here my dude)

>>9907790
(I assume you ran out of images?)
"Teleporting psychics are the worst, they could be anywhere, which is why I'm glad the Sinjohnians designed their forts to be hard to teleport directly into"
>Continue scribbling
>Always ways to improve the original design with modern technology

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>>9907724
>Drops on his head

>>9907823
I'm fucking angry at this level of retardation
if I could I'd throw those idiots into therapy if I could
but I fucking can't
if I were on pc I'd use a angry trevor image to show how pissed I am
basically I'll show these retards tough love so they finally get their help

>>9907863
(what is this unholy abomination of autism)

>>9907857
>Roll to make Agatha young and not senile

today is a good day

>punchbug with a cool character arc and plot gets shitposting
>not le jojo reference
ok

>>9907843
(Noodles is asleep though. Also it's been established that he did nothing wrong.)

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>>9907839
(None of our GMs are actual mods, dude. We don't have a way to ban you from 4chan, my best guess is that it was a mod who really hates haikus.)
>>9907856
>>9907790
>Your spook detector goes off - investigate?

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>>9907462
(Yes it is)

>>9907559
Yeah, it's edible, and can actually work as an ingredient in recipes, among other things.

>>9907813
...Oh.
Any idea when he will be back?
Or do we just wait for him to show up?

>>9907926
(I hate haikus as well so I can't blame the mod for doing what they did.)

>>9907843
noodles doesn't even come here anymore
yelling at everyone will only make you look silly or make people go away
which is bad for the rp

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>>9907667
>>9907782
>bug: crawl under the sheets and go to bed
>probably die too

>>9907957
good riddance

>>9907926
(Oh course sp00k detector is going off, shit is getting warped right over boss's head, but I have no idea who is behind it, even OOC. How can I say what I found when I don't know what there is to find, I'm hoping the Psychic will throw me a bone here.)

>>9907926
>None of our GM s are mods
Speak for yourself duder

>>9907957
thank fucking god

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>>9907782
"You implied it"
>She gets up and grabs some water instead
>>9907957
"...guess I'm sleeping on the couch tonight"

>>9907978
(That was the psychic throwing you a bone goofball)

>>9907957
bye noodles

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>>9907945
(My character has a reason they speak in haikus, which they explained, in haiku. They also have a backstory, and emotional baggage they are currently working through with the god of death, who is apparently a nice guy once you get to know him.)
(Do you really hate poetry weasel that bad?)

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>>9907957
(It's just one guy being a douche, don't feel like you're hated by everyone.)

>>9907939
> His eyes light up ever so slightly when the goo dragon mentions recipes.
> He leans back into the chair and stretches his legs out.
> Might as well get comfy if the boss is going to be awhile to wait on.

"Is it all the same sort of flavor, or does it change based on your diet?"

>someone drives off a good rper with crossover bullshit AGAIN

>>9908019
(I haven't even been paying attention to your char. I only hate haikus because really bad poetry made me hate it. But you are fine dude. I'm sure they are interesting.)
>>9907994
>>9907977
>>9908018
(All of you are really dumb. My digits say so. Whether or not it's a get.)

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>>9907957
>Pat bug shaped lump of blanket
>Sorry I guess my shitposters were contagious. Don't feel too down about it.

>>9908001
Well yes but...
You know what I mean.

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>>9907863
"...what the fuck is this garbage"
>thrown into the trash where it belongs

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>>9907978
(I'm trying to make something up on the fly so you aren't trying to investigate the works of random anons I wasn't involved with, give me a sec to figure out how to do this in an interesting way man)
>A pillow falls out of a portal, landing on Quincy's head.
>Giggling can be heard from underneath the floorboards.

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>>9908098
Boss, status report:
thorough analysis has revealed that the interloper MAY know teleport.
That is all.

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>>9908098
>>9908126
Also someone should really check on the floor, are magic homes supposed to giggle?

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>>9908126
>fwumph
>well okay then
"...Well at least this time it didn't hurt"

>>9908145
"I can see that Oathkeeper"

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>>9907939
"Well, he will surely show up tomorrow, the 15th"
"Guess I'll propose the move to him directly"

>>9908054
"Some say that Goodra slime has even therapeutical properties but hell, I've seen too many quacks in a too short span of time"

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>>9908054
Yeah. Several things can influence the taste and consistency. Diet, stress, level of hydration, genetics, and other things all play a role.
>She scoops up a handful, messing with it
It can serve as an indication of overall health as well!

(I don't get why bugpunch and jojo inspired ghost get so much hate, but the litteral KH with keyblade don't.)

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>>9908161
>reply chain memes intensify
"This isn't a magic home, we haven't built that yet, so... that means someone is under there, fucking hell"

>>9908206
(I had Stan, it balances out, but yeah no clue, probably because I established the character without images first and when he did show up it was obviously just a faceclaim)

>>9908206
It's less hate for the character, and more hate for the thread and trying to break it by driving away players)

>>9908055
psure it was the shitposters not the face claim famalam

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Suspect spotted.
Pursuing. (>mfw I blank on the detective jargon hella hard)
>literally using pursuit
>roll for effectiveness

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>>9908161
>>9908224
>>9908289
>The giggle gets distant, moving over to the kitchen ceiling instead
>The fridge swings open, a sandwich flying towards Oathkeeper

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>>9908289
>>9908306
"Get it, I can hear it!"
>Where is Oblivion when you need him
>Fuck it, keep writing notes while this goes on

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>>9908180
"Not particularly interested in medicine. Cuisine however, was something I really got into when I was slammed up."

> He taps his cheekbone at the mention of cuisine with a smile.

>>9908186
"I take it low production mean poor health?"

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>>9908306
>>9908319

Suspect is armed and delicious.
Don't worry boss, he's not getting away
>shadow sneak
>rolling for a >4 because of priority advantage

>>9908390
(The cursed blade rolls return. Why can't THAT meme stay dead?)

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>>9908180
Yeah, that works.
I suppose we just wait for now.

>>9908380
Pretty much, yeah.

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>Agatha: Sneaks out the door while the drunks are busy
>flip open dex
>open up the 4chins
I just stole $60 bucks out of these two fag's nightstand and a shit load of wine by pretending to have dementia. I think I made one of them cry. Ha! Idiots.
>evilcackle.mp4

>>9908407
(Uh dude, we use in-game accuracy now, you got him)

>>9908437
(I figured I'd still roll since, ya know, I can't see em. I thought that situation should have less accuracy than battle with a visible target)

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>>9908427
The queen of cold returns! You're one of my heroes!

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>>9908427
.... which ones?

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>>9908390
>>9908319
>0
>It sounds like you were saying anything under 4 missed so like, correct me if I'm wrong
>Several donuts fly off of the counters and towards Quincy and Oathkeeper.
>The giggling grows louder, under the sink this time.

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>>9905344
Fighting.

>>9908427
Uncool.

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>>9908452
Get lost or I'm neutering you.

>>9908464
Uhh... some prick in a dress and one with a stupid hat. Said they were gym leaders. Looked like a couple'a pansys to me.

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>>9908509
You will never cease being an bottomless well of inspiration for me.

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>>9908490
>quickly getting few up with this game of keep away
JUST
STAY
STILL
>Aerial Ace
>Rolling for anything but dubsfail

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>>9908509
Either I've never heard of them or your descriptions are abysmal. Try again.

>>9908541
Uh, the only pair that runs a gym I can think of is... Alain and Tobias?

(I hate how this thread is a fuxking russian roulette of getting shitposted. I really just dislike this place.)
(It feels really unfair that the Jojo guy got the okay and Cross basically got ashitposted off without anyone trying
to bring him into discord.)

>>9908562
(Cross-bro is fine. I thought we came to the conclusion that people were cool with him and that he should ignore the troll.)

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>>9908490
"Fucking... god damnit stop making a mess of my house!"
>He cleans up all the shit getting thrown

>>9908536
"Did you get him?"

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>>9908562
(I didn't offer him a Discord invite because he's already in there, and also >>9908582) >>9908536
>The giggling stops, replaced instead with crying, the slashed cabinet doors swinging open to reveal a sobbing Cosmog,
>You just slashed a baby, I hope you feel good about yourself.

>>9908562
troll is just mad at another one of jijis characters

>>9908562
(I'm sorry? It's literally just a reskinned Banette and I have no idea why they all lashed out against the beetle. He's been cool as long as I've seen him. I'm not exactly fond of how shitty this place can be either but I can't do anything about it.)

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>>9908495
Kill yourself.

>>9908528
>roll to punt catte

>>9908541
Alan and Tom or something, hell I don't care.

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Oof, long few days recently.
How's everyone doing tonight?

>>9908620
fuck off

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>>9908597
Gotten boss. This little smoky shit is going nowhere
>leads the mysterious Cosmos back to Boss at swordpoint
>>9908605
>I feel amazing thank you
>Pride at being of use outweighs any negative feelings associated with baby slashing

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>>9908605
>Double take
"...What the fuck is that?"
>Pokedex scan
>...does that even do anything?

>>9908620
kys

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>>9908619
(Uh... I was posting on the chans, not talking in person...)

>>9908637
(You're not even trying anymore are you?)

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>>9908620
I am doing good, in a new place and met some new people. How are you doing?

>>9908620
leave this place noodles

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>>9908643
>>9908642
>The dex comes up with nothing but an error page.
>The sobbing space child bats angrily at the sword
PEW!

>>9908682
(It's not him. Dummy.)

>>9908620
smeargs please stop shitposting us

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>>9908642
"Thanks"
>>9908688
"That's... weird, you don't exist according to the pokedex, which means you're a new species entirely! Which means..."
>Quincy grabs an ultra ball out of his pocket
>Roll to catch the ball of space dust

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>>9908680
I'm a little tired. I've been pulling some extra shifts, making sure things are all running smoothly.
Haven't had much time for my team, to be honest, and I've been feeling guilty about that.
I'll be taking a day off tomorrow, though.
Mind if I ask what new people you met?
>>9908706
( Guess again. )

>>9908620
(Is this the Noodles guy...?

>>9908706
(He left on good terms why is he suddenly being targeted? Fecking heck. Idiots.)

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>>9908688
Aw no. Don't give me any of that shit.
You fucked with the boss, now you pay the consequences. Which means..
>>9908710
That you waste Bosses hard earned cash.. thanks space fart.