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HG
IS
...
FOR THE 81TH RIGGINSMANIA !
ENOUGH OF EXPLAINING THAT SHIT Y'ALL KNOW HOW THE RIDE WORKS NOW
> YOUR STUPID NAME
> YOUR STUPID PICTURE
> YOUR STUPID GENDER IF NECESSARY
> YOUR (NOT) STUPID SQUAD SPECIFICATION IF YOU'RE A REAL LAD AND WISH TO FIGHT FOR A DISTRICT IN PARTICULAR
TRUST NO ONE
SHOW NO MERCY
HERE WE GO
>>9903983
White Peak
Dave Strider
>>9903983
lana's mother
Elias Ainsworth
Ryougi Shiki
Hachikuji Mayoi
>>9903983
Es
>>9903983
Ahri
Hounds of Justice
>>9903983
Ryoma Hoshi
Good Hunter
Bullet Club
>>9903983
Latino Heat
Haru
Ash Crimson
Yotsugi Ononoki
Inkling
Bullet Club
>>9903983
Sneaky Pupper
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>9903983
Ridley
Brownie
Female
Doot Doot
Top Lor
>>9903983
Nan
Ai Ebihara
Bullet Club Suz
Grora
Emi
>>9903983
Big Pajeet
Ulquoirra Cifer
Reigen Arataka
White Rabbit
>>9903983
Astolfo!
>male
>>9903991
in District 3 as well.
>>9903983
Shota
Cure chocolate
SPIRAL SHELL MAKI
>>9903983
Minnie May
>>9903983
Otto Suwen
>>9903983
a fucking slinky
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9903983
Fighter
>>9903983
Brian Pillman
Ro
>>9903983
Dog mom
>>9903983
Primetime Intellectual
Adachi
Remove a furry and give me their spot.
>>9904012
How's it feel to have two Metroid games ridley?
Based Star God
>>9903983
Aron.
Joker
>>9903983
Ice Queen
>>9904065
Sorry that's not how it works.
THE MIGHTY KAMINA-SAMA
Have some cats.
>>9904065
You're kitten me, right?
>>9904039
Why do you not like
Specify that when you post your entry
>>9903990
I love you
>>9904088
Kys soviet.
>>9903983
Ochako Uraraka
>>9904096
>Entering swapbait after entering your avas already
>>9904065
Mister Adachi, I kind of have to feel that's karma for the rant you went on.
>>9904096
Evening, Mister Kamina.
>>9904068
It's pretty nice to finally be in the spotlight after a few years of trial and error.
^107
i forgot to do that ok
>35 uids
>the state of boringmania
>>9904111
>>9904130
Too bad you won't be in the Metroid 2 remake.
>>9904143
35 Unidentified Inserted Dicks
The state of your mother last night.
>>9904097
They got back together.
>>9904143
Seth really hurt you bad, didn't he ?
>>9903983
Emma.
>>9904169
They did? When?
>>9904169
Haru turned him down idiot.
>>9904174
It's (You) bait.
>>9904122
I entered somebody who didn't want to miss a Rigginsmania but didn't want to shit all over themselves.
Sue me.
>>9904127
Ayyyyy, sexbot! A lovely evening! Except it isn't.
How ya doing?
>>9904194
fuck off gay
Who is white peak
>>9904154
Metroid always love to steal the spotlight from me. Hopefully, someone plans on reviving me once more for Prime 4.
>>9904157
>>9904215
Isn't that the question of the day
>>9904187
>"I need some time to think about this" is the same as turning down
???
>>9904215
Reigen
>>9904215
>>9904215
Some kid from /b/.
>>9904224
My face when I Mia your Mama.
Oh wow! Look at how sturdy and long his trunk is~ I wonder what I should give him as a reward for growing so big and strong. Any suggestions?
>>9904260
Shove that bitch into your pc because exeggutor is shit
>>9904230
>I need some time to :Thinking: about this
It's obviously a meme answer.
>>9904260
Couple of melons wouldn't hurt.
>>9904265
Pokemon in general is shit tho
>>9904260
The woodchipper.
>>9904194
It goes well apart from a string of bad luck the past few games. Also, what happened while I was gone? People here seem a lot more soured on you than usual.
>>9904260
Show us your ass.
>>9904287
Brownie is a sweater is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
>>9904291
Why does she wear the mask?
>>9904169
>>9904187
I dunno about the state of their homolust, but one thing's clear even the games turned them down.
PLEASE DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS ROSTER ?
SEE IT ?
IT'S ALRIGHT, NOT TOO UGLY BUT NOT THAT NICE EITHER.
THIS WILL BE OUR JOBBERS FOR THE NIGHT, AS 47 JABRONIES WILL PLAY SECOND ROLE FOR THE REAL MAIN CHARACTER TO EMERGE.
WILL IT BE YOU ?
PROBABLY NOT, BUT NEVER STOP HOPING.
>>9904121
>>9904053
>>9904303
G-Go ahead and give this lovely lady my spot. I mustn't leave my merchandise alone any more than I do.
>>9904303
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>9904201
>>9904303
Nan is ready to rumble.
>>9904303
Let's do this shit.
>>9904303
>Hanekawa steps onto the poduim
Hello again! It's been a while. Lets all have some fun today.
>>9904303
May the best win!
>>9904324
Thanks.
>>9904303
I've got the best tribute in this roster on my team, there's no way I can lose.
Let's roll slinky.
>>9904303
I might've been gone a bit but that don't mean that I've gone soft. Ya maggots are 'bout to taught who's really strongest here, alright?
Anyone who is into the following fetishes should kill themselves at their earliest convenience.
>futanari
>shotacon
>lolicon
>erotic roleplaying
>scat
>vore
>>9904303
Everything is looking pretty good, let's get started.
>>9904347
u da bes
>>9904303
Let's have some -real- fun!
>>9904302
But I wear no mask.
>>9904291
Thanks anon! Knowing I have someone out there really keeps me going.
>>9904303
Well, wasn't expecting that crew name. Best of luck, everyone!
>>9904303
>>9904019
>>9904096
Here. I'm going to bed.
>>9904359
But then /trash/ would be a barren wasteland.
>>9904359
>tfw guro
phew, I'm safe.
>>9904303
Astolfo is ready to compete!
>>9904303
>>9904096
>>9904030
>Ulquoirra reaches out for his cup of tea, closing his eyes as he takes a sip. After having his cup emptied and his thirst satiated, he opens his eyes, looking at the host.
Would you be kind and give this person my spot. I don't see anyone necessary to fight in this arena, so I'll abstain.
>After having said what needs to be said, Ulquoirra points his index finger towards the blue-haired male, indicating he's the one who needs to be swapped in.
>>9904368
Ur a big girl
>>9904326
Show me your tumtum
>>9904359
>tfw i'm all of them
>>9904260
Money! Everyone likes money, plants would too!
>>9904303
Bee beep beeeep! Paula's ready for anything!
>>9904315
Thank you, little one. I'll do my best just for you!
>>9904359
Nah, no thanks. How about vanillafags kill themselves first?
Since you people gave me so many replies last thread, I decided to reply back to most of you.
>>9903445
>not hosting just to host
Host more.
Don't think if hosts are better.
>>9903452
If I respond to this in a serious manner other than this, I'll be shitposting.
>>9903487
I'm sorry if your ass hurts over something I might have done to you. Did I shitpost you at one time? If so, I'm sorry. Now can you stop being a faggot?
>>9903507
>implying i take anything about hg serious
I posted my face multiple times and I laugh at most of the shit here, I even make a fool out of myself at times just so I can watch you fuckers react and think you have me trapped in a corner.
It is seriously one big fucking joke to me, yet some of you people continue to believe I take any part of this in a serious manner. I only have one word of advice for those that think I do.
"Stop"
>>9903534
>pretends to be retarded so you people can think you're memeing me
>>9904375
Guro is gud mayn
>>9904359
Lmao, stfu Suz.
>>9904359
>tfw NTR
Feels good man
>>9904394
Do it for yourself. I'm no one to work hard for, but if you win I'll give you this thing called "Mercury". I was given it on my travels, but I'm not sure I can sell it.
>>9904375
>don't really like guro
>but like the idea of staying a girl in the stomach after you cum inside her, them using her blood to summon a demon to possess her and become your slave
>>9904414
You can fuck off. I dont give enough of a shit to care about you or your retarded ass fetishes and mental deficiencies but I will say this: I will give you shit if I find out.
>giving me back my (You) when I had no intention of giving you any more
psh...
>>9904403
Post doggo Adachi
>>9904405
14 secs (Seth Time)
>>9904459
Here's dogdachi
>>9904454
Stabbing*
God damn it.
Belly dancing is pretty good.
>>9904472
Thanks. Just wanted to say that is one ugly doggo.
>>9904459
>>9904461
14 Seths
>>9904483
>Belly dancing
Top tier taste.
>>9904456
I said shut the fuck up Suz.
>>9904454
I like you.
>>9904483
>>9904303
14 SECS IN SETH TIME OF COURSE
NAN & ELIAS MAKE A BADASS ENTRANCE TOGETHER
THE TWO BLONDES GO AT IT
WHITE PEAK MAKES HIS BEST PERFORMANCE IN RIGGINSMANIA YET
IF BIG PAJEET WASN'T DANGEROUS ENOUGH ALREADY, NOW HE'S PRETTY MUCH UNSTOPPABLE
THE TWO TEAMMATES OF THE BULLET CLUB MEET UP, BUT ARE THEY REALLY TEAMMATES ?
>>9904487
It's not my kind of dog either
>>9904489
That's more like a fox, not a dog.
Learn your animals.
>>9904506
I said fuck off
>>9904515
>>9904375
>tfw into traps
high five bro
>>9904511
Why do nips draw the best furry?
>>9904515
Little boys should do their best to stay out of trouble, let alone look for it.
>>9904515
Touch me again and the only kickin' you'll be doing will be accompanied by screaming, at the bottom of the freakin' ocean, sea louse. You'd better heed my warning.
>>9904515
Can you not.
Alright, I need to track down my room again and drop all my shit off.
>>9904518
What do you think of pitbulls?
>>9904515
She's not sure where the leaves came from but they look nice.
>>9904515
Hey hey hey! What are you doing? Paula didn't get to show the little girl her surprise attack yet!
>>9904515
This is considered a greeting? Understood.
>>9904515
You're looking a little small from up here kiddo
>>9904549
Because they tone down the "animal" parts for a more cutesy style, unlike western
>>9904499
Muh
Nigguh
>>9904542
You should calm down and not get triggered every time you get exposed.
>>9904515
No hard feelings. We all have to die eventually, and leaving you for last is the best thing I can do for you.
>>9904561
Pits are cute.
They get a bad reputation because they require training and nobody wants to get them trained after they get them.
>>9904515
Oh come on, he's harmless! Well, to me at least...
>>9904515
I-I don't really mean it, it's more like a joke...
MY UPLOAD SPEED REALLY HAS GONE TO SHIT
>>9904515
I think it makes no doubt who's winning this election. He's an INTELLECTUAL for hell's sakes, how can you top that ?
WHEN YOU TAKE "BULLET CLUB" A LITTLE BIT TOO LITERALLY
FOR THE 17476TH TIME YOU CAN'T GET AWAY WITH NOT PAYING TATTOO ARTISTS
WHAT A START FOR STRIDER
>>9904585
TRIGGERED DOES NOT
EVEN
FUCKING
DESCRIBE
HOW MAD I AM WHEN I SEE SOME NAMELESS GLORYHOLER POST ONLINE
>>9904626
You wouldn't hurt two people trying to have a bit of fun...would you?
>>9904578
Who're ya callin' small? It better not be me, cuz I'll beat you up, Promise!
>>9904626
I can't believe I'm saying this, but White Peak is the Loser of Losers today.
And all that because of a math test.
>>9904626
...is not really surprising now that I think about it
>>9904626
You should take an example of a rock and drop dead, bastard.
>>9904626
The tiger tattoo wasn't a good idea afterall~nya!
>>9904661
>>9904626
Nan's pretty sure it doesn't count as a haircut when it covers her entire body, but appreciates the compliment.
>>9904515
>Ahri smiles, kneeling down next to the hunter after his demise.
>With a wave of her hand, she gathers up the faint blue flame above him.
My my... Surely this can't all be yours?
A girl may never go hungry again with such a collection at her disposal.
>The body receives a comforting pat on the head.
>>9904626
Interfering with my assigned mission will label you as an obstacle to be eliminated.
>>9904626
>As Dave lays on the ground, bleeding out and missing a limb, he utters a few last words
...Don't... Do... Drugs... Kids...
>>9904626
Hachikuji Mayoi for president! Why stop at female president!? We can go further! The first female kid president!
>>9904626
Vote for Paula! Vote for Sylvie Paula Paula! If you do, you'll get a free piece of candy everyday!
>She throws a bunch of papers around. All of them saying "Vote Pal- Paula!" Today!".
>>9904515
Tough crowd.
>>9904633
Don't get too angry comrade. Going to get heart and blood pressure issues, and they want that attention.
This is the fourth day I can't sleep
>>9904546
*hi fives*
unf
>>9904660
>>9904626
>The lead tumbles through her chest in a violent path, leaving Suz choking on the ground with her own blood.
Did you... Get... Taller?
>>9904733
Get some sleeping pills from a CVS or something.
>>9904733
V-Vert?
>>9904717
>Catches as many as she can and throws them into the incinerator
>>9904733
Take some sleeping pills then.
Or maybe do some rigorous activity that will drain your stamina long enough for you to fall asleep easily.
Trap on Female is best fetish.
Bonus is they trick them into thinking they're getting some yuri.
>>9904209
But I'm not gay.
>>9904287
Eh, it's a new crowd. I can't say I know much of them anymore. I may as well be a foreign nobody to everyone, and people are just reacting how they would to anything new and strange. I wouldn't worry about it, never really needed anything beyond the clothes on my back.
>>9904369
>Slaps really hard on the back
Have a good one, R2-D2.
>>9904382
And even if you were late too Sasuke.
>slaps on the back
>>9904626
>Turning up the volume to max
>On a fox girl
>After Ahri collapses, throwing her headphones away, she claws at her ears, howling in a mixture of distress and agony.
>Despite wishing for death with this pain, she lives. Though, she may not hear anything for the rest of the game...
>>9904762
Kys Aikawa
>>9904661
A poor girl named Lana has been raised by this kind of mother.
I don't know if I should be terrified by imagining what must have been her education or if she's actually worse than her mother.
THE HUNTER BECOMES THE TARGET
>>9904739
I'm unsure whether you despise the kid so bad you saved that guy just so that Inkling wouldn't get the kill or if that's how Bullet Club members bond.
>>9904762
So literally me?
>>9904780
Well you know, its like Soviet was telling me.
"Kohmrade. If you are of shooting yourself with smaller bullet, you will build immunity to big ones"
>>9904780
Those were the only thing she brought for lunch! What a jerk!
>>9904780
Brownie...don't waste this chance. Live on and finish this game for the both of us. I'm sorry I won't be able to celebrate with you when you do, but...as long as you're alive at the end I'll be happy...goodbye.
>>9904780
Nice one, dips. I totally had him until you all decided to turn this into a fucking trainwreck.
>>9904626
...I can't believe that actually worked. And my fans aren't happy at all now.
>>9904767
Ah good. From the way people were talking, it sounded like you were the new Hoshi.
>>9904780
I won't waste the life you let me keep. Watch over me, Mister Ryoma.
>>9904780
That's right! Nobody likes your stinky autographs! It's all about me! Hachikuji and my snail shaped signature! Look how cool it is! I worked on it all day during class!
>>9904780
>Somehow, Ahri's regained the ability to hear.
>It'd be a miracle if the first thing she hears wasn't some guy snoring in the other room.
>Struggling against the man's hold, the kitsune growls, her tails trashing about behind her.
I'll kill him, I swear I'll do it!
>>9904739
Pfft, I dunno, did I?
I guess it really is a Bullet Club if ya like takin' bullets.
>The Inkling has a smug smirk, and she squats down to look the woman straight in the eyes
>>9904780
If you don't stop any time soon I'll have your hearts for sure, ya bunch of sea lice.
Literally.
>>9904756
Are there people living in the fire? Is that why the little girl threw it in there?
>She opens it up only for the fire to come out and almost burn her face.
Ahhh! No one lives there at all! Why did the little girl throw all of Paula's papers there?
>>9904780
>Sylvie begins to fan herself ass the dog runs away.
Shihihihi! Paula was just too hot to handle, wasn't she friends? Of course she was!
>>9904780
>As the man flees Es is left standing in the middle of the ring, face stoic as the flames light up the surrounding area.
... Target has fled.
Definitely feel as though there's a lack of butt in this thread.
>>9904780
BE CAUTIOUS MAY, WHAT APPEARS TO BE A SEEMINGLY-HARMLESS PUPPER IS A FORMER RIGGINSMANIA CHAMPION.
ACTUALLY HE'S JUST PLAYING WITH YOU RIGHT NOW.
TALKING ABOUT BEING CAUTIOUS
> TAKES A BLOW HORN
NEW SAFETY CAUTION FOR E-V-E-R-Y-O-N-E
DO NOT, IN ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, BREAK AHRI'S EARS WITH VERY HIGH VOLUME SOUND.
BECAUSE IF YOU DO, THIS IS WHAT WILL FOLLOW.
>>9904862
You are my rival in a presidential race, onee-san. I threw them into the fire because I'll make sure to eliminate you soon! You'll find your papers where I'm going to be sending you!
>>9904875
Why tho? Adachi is the ass of every joke.
>>9904887
Nan is a believer in teamwork.
>>9904875
>>>/h/
>>9904887
That reminds me, do you have the Sneaky Pupper winscreen? I forgot to save it last time because sleep.
>>9904887
>After seeing the two girls being drenched and sopping wet with milk, Dave stops in his tracks immediately, smiles and nods his head while giving them a thumbs-up.
>Meanwhile, the driver of the firetruck gets his sights set on the distracted Strider.
>He never saw it coming.
>>9904887
It's a MIRACLE, A MIRACLE I TELL YA that Paula Paula isn't on this.
And Rakan, I'd start praying if I were you man.
Boy I hope she didn't see who turned up the volume in her headphones as well..
>>9904929
D-didn't start it yet
>>9904887
>Breathing heavily, Ahri tightens the muscles in her hand, pulling the souls from the slain before Sylvie's eyes.
Tell the man who sent you what you've seen here... All. Of. It.
He should know what's coming, and what he cannot stop.
>>9904833
Y-you're a fuckin' psycho *kurk*
>Dry, painful coughing followed by a gushing of cherry-red lifeblood.
...path
>>9904887
Watch it, bimbo. Talk like that and I'll have to surround myself in your blood.
>>9904887
If a dog can win one of these I should be able to, too right?
>>9904881
What does that even mean you faggot? You want some stuttering bullshit?
I see, you literally want yuri but with a dick, kys you dumb faggot.
>>9904815
It is true, why you think I can take many hits comrade? It isn't the armor and thick skull that only keeps me alive.
>>9904887
>Es taps on the mic curiously before actually speaking into it.
Target, state your location.
>>9904951
Oh, that's alright.
Just finish it whenever, man.
I can wait.
>>9904967
No I mean don't fucking want
>plays with my hot dick that's literally bursting out of my sweaty thong
Shits gay
>>9904887
Fox lady is not as cuddly as she looks. She broke all of Paula's eyes and she'll break you next! Good luck!
>>9904890
So we hate each other because of it? Okay! Bring it on! Paula will make you scared of lightning storms when she is finished with you!
>>9904953
>Sylvie stood breathing heavily as all of her fake eyes lie busted and blood running down her face. She still had that stupid grin on her face.
Okay fox lady! Paula will make sure to tell him how super tough you were and other things. But Paula still thinks you are nice to let her stay alive!
>>9904951
I can already tell you Rakan is gonna have the worse death in this game.
AHRI IS LITERALLY DISTRIBUTING PAPER BAGS SO THAT HER FUTURE VICTIMS WON'T SEE HOW BAD THEIR DEATHS IS
SHE HAS ABSOLUTELY LOST HER MIND
DESPITE HER WOUNDS, PAULA IS ALIVE, AND SHE WON'T GIVE UP. SHE HAS A VENGEANCE IN MIND, AND EVEN IF THE ODDS ARE AGAINST HER, SHE'S COMING FOR THAT FOX ASS !
To beat it, of course. What, you thought I was thinking some pervy shit ? Fuck outta here, we want blood here, not some weird fetish stuff.
What's wrong with Yuri with a dick?
https://nhentai.net/g/187343/10/
>>9905040
The Survivor? No, The Ram. No-
>>9905040
Haru's so heartbroken he's become straight
>>9905040
I didn't even know they kept track of the lowest scores in arcade machines!
>>9905031
Scared of lightning storms? I already got over that fear a long time ago! You're not going to get me again!
>>9904887
Shh, it's ok. I'll make things better. Just keep still~
>>9905040
Oh come on! You don't even know her actual name!
>>9905040
And if he's lucky, he never will.
>>9905040
One for you, you and...
>She pauses, grabs a marker and draws a simple smiley face on it for inkling.
One for you as well.
More butt for the butt god?
More butt for the butt god.
>>9905040
Going into standby mode.
>Es just lays on the floor, the back of her frilly skirt squished against the floor as the front of it sticks in the air.
>>9905040
beep beep
Alright, I'm gonna have to fine both of you chumps because looking this lame is a fucking crime.
>Dave writes on two pieces of notepad paper, then rips them out and hands it to the filthy criminals. They each have a number on them, "1-800-VAMPIRE"
This is the number of the best fashionista the world's ever seen. I suggest calling her as soon as possible if you don't want another ticket from me. Strider out.
>>9905040
>Humming happily, Paula streaks her face with various paint colors. It makes her look more like a clown.
Doesn't Paula look scary to you, friends? That's right! She needs more yellow on her face!
>>9905070
Paula likes how cute and fearless you are. It reminds me of Paula except she isn't cute at all.
>With a childish giggle, she accident shoots out a lighting bolt while stretching. Setting off the sprinklers and making her makeup run down her face.
It's so rare for someone to not think Paula's scary!
>>9905131
Breasts > Butss
>>9905089
Why do I need a bag, We going shoppin' or sumthin'?
>The Inkling glances at the smiley face on the bag
Wait, D-Do'ya think I'm ugly?
>The Inkling's face turns from happiness to sadness almost instantly.
>>9905040
That Rakan dude is tempting fate. Play with his luck one too many times and he'll end up with everyone ganging up on him.
Paula tests her painting war on Reigen. It's not effective.
Star got some real guts to be taking pictures with someone as unstable as Ahri. For all we know they might not walk out of this photo booth.
Adachi, till the end of his life, protected the weak from the fur invasion. How brave.
In exchange for his noble sacrifice, I must restore the balance by taking action myself !
>>9905089
WHY DID THE SQUID GET A SMILEY
IS IT A PRESAGE THAT THEY'LL GET A PUNISHMENT WORSE THAN THE OTHERS ?
what does it mean
>>9905160
What's that supposed to mean? Does that mean Paula's scary? Say something!
>>9904826
Eh, if you know me then you should know by now that taking other people's word for how I am is an injustice to both you and I.
>>9905012
That's not how it works faggot, I don't tend to like the man in my porn, but in order for it to be straight you need him in the porno. This is the same case here or it would just be description entirely from the female.
>>9905040
>crumples up the bag and throws it back
No fuck you, if you don't like my face then you wear the bag.
>>9905041
/ss/ isn't yuri with a dick you shit
>>9905160
S-Stop you cunt, I don't hit girls.
>puts his hand on the girl's face to keep her away from him
>>9905160
Oh how apropos, Tohru.
>>9905150
Holy smokes! I'm blind, I'm blind! What is this, rain!?
>Hachikuji shakes her head, trying to get the water out of her hair but only gets drenched as the sprinklers continue to spray
>>9905159
No no No.. of course not!
>Ahri scoffs and looks away, only to grit her teeth.
>She'd been hoping to not have to answer that..
>>9905160
Well you see I--
>She's grabbed by an arm around her neck.
O-oh... Is this what you meant when you said I'd owe you? Alright, Well I have to get back out there.
I swear if this takes forever...
>>9905160
Adachi died to protect a fucking slinky.
Was it really worth it though? I mean those things get tangled pretty fuckin' easily...
>>9905177
Adachi will yiff in hell for eternity
>>9905160
Oh, Miss Sun! I love you so much! You know that if I had to jump in front of a car to save you I'd do it without a second thought! I'd take as many bullets as I need to and swallow explosives just to make sure you're okay Miss Sun! You'll always be the most important person to me Miss Su-
>>9905190
The shouta looks like a girl. Might as well be a trap.
Shut the fuck and fap already
>>9905160
Nan's getting sick of all these people stealing her food.
>>9905160
No need to kill him, bro. Just give him one of these.
>Dave hands a nasal strip to Haru then goes back to pass out on his bed.
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE MIGHTY STAR GOD, ONLY HE CAN UPLIFT /HG/ FROM IT'S CURRENT PATHETIC STATE.
>>9905160
>>9905218
>Haru sets aside his rage in favor of confusion. He walks up to Dave and lightly hits him on the head a couple of times to wake him up.
Uh, hey. What am I supposed to do with these? I have no idea what they are, or what they do, so...
>>9905190
Fair enough then. Also, did you manage to curb your drinking issues or is the horse still in the stable, so to speak?
>>9905160
Mister Kurusu, do you have any wrappings? This is worse than I thought.
>>9905177
>>9905205
The slinky might tangle, it might even lose pretty soon, but it will not let Adachi's sacrifice be vain !
MINNIE MAKES A CLEAN SWEEP !
>>9905200
Oh, Alrighty!
>The Inkling's sadness somehow goes away quickly, and she puts the bag away in one of her pockets.
>>9905257
Oh. Just put that on his nose and he'll stop snoring ASAP. Works every time.
>>9905266
I told you dog.
You should've gotten a better fashion sense and now you're paying the price.
>>9905266
This could have gone a lot better.
>>9905266
Well, too bad! I don't plan on going anywhere, and if you think you can boo me out of the game, boy do I have news for you.
>>9905266
Yeah, welcome to the Kick My Ass Club. All you need to do to participate is say "Kick My Ass" and I'll have someone right on it, sea louse.
>>9905266
YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO THE STAR PROPHET FILTHY WENCH.
>>9905286
Fuck you, puto
>>9905266
I know it's an overused joke, but I can't help myself: HE - TRULY - NEVER SAW IT COMING
HOLY SHIT DAVE IS LASHING IT OUT ON THE LATINO HEAT
AND A SECOND ONE FOR GOOD MEASURE
THE PAPER BAG, SO THIS WAS AHRI'S STRATEGY ALL ALONG. BLINDING HER FOES SO THAT HER KIND COULD OVERCOME THEM AS WELL.
DEVILISH.
THANKFULLY, AFTER ADACHI, ANOTHER HERO RISES AGAINST THE FURFAG MENACE.
>>9905286
Are you sure? I guess I could try it, that snoring is getting on my nerves pretty bad...
>Haru tiptoes his way towards the fedoramaster and plants the nasal strip on his nose. He then hurries back to Dave with the good news.
I think it worked! He's sleeping like a little baby now, not a sound at all! Thanks a bunch!
>>9905192
Little girl may not be scared of rain but it can still get you! You knoooooow! Water and lightning makes a very dangerous tag team! It would really stink if some lightning were to strike you right now.
>>9905266
What are you doing?
>She rips the page out and stuffs it in her mouth.
Paula thinksh you're cute buts ish not for you!
>>9905362
Now that I've heard all yours, lemme tell you mine.
I don't got one.
>>9905334
>>9905362
RIP your nuts, br- Holy shit, how long have I been doing this?
>>9905366
>Dave just gives him a thumbs up, then goes back to sleep.
>>9905362
I'll say this again, FUCK. YOU. PUTO!
Ninjas are good.
Not as good as belly dancers, but still prettyt good nonetheless.
>>9905362
The legends say the rocket is still flying into space, failing to hit any stars for some reasons.
But don't make any mistakes, the three unfortunate souls chained to it are long-dead.
>>9905210
>looks yuri so it's yuri
NO YOU SHIT THAT'S LIKE CALLING TRAP ON FEMALE YURI
MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT AND COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE NOT TONE-DEATH TO THE WORLD OF FETISHES
>>9905266
>adds the initial Y to the hitlist
>>9905265
Yeah, but not by choice. It turns out that doing absolutely nothing isn't good for earning money. I'm sure I'll be back to finding love at the bottom of a glass soon. I'm going to bow out before I pass out Fuckdroid, feel free to come at me any time you see me drag my sorry ass here.
Ciao.
>>9905266
W-What? Is it because of the paper bag? I drew a smiley face on it!
>Ahri frowns.
...D-do you guys want me to beat up the Dog mom?
>>9905362
This was totally my plan, yes!
Thank you, Haru.
>She looks back at the decoy Ahri.
I'm not that fat... Am I?
>>9905303
I sent him back to be with his people. It's what he always wanted.
>>9905402
Cats, in general, are nice. I don't see why you have to dress them as ninjas and belly dancers in order to see how cute they are.
>>9905362
It was pink; Paula thought it would taste good!
>Her cheeks fill with something for a moment, but she swallows it back down.
Paula feels all woozy now...
>>9905266
>Is that Minnie event a Tekken reference? Nice.
>>9905266
Oh sprockets, one of these days I'll be headlining.
>>9905362
Ok, that is it! Do you even KNOW how much it cost to fix my hands after what you pulled?!
>>9905414
Sleep well, Mister Kamina! And do try to stay a little drier.
>>9905400
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna stop here. This went on for way too long. Plus, fried nuts aren't exactly my thing first thing the morning. Later.
>Dave strides out, but doesn't bother untying Latino Heat. Or removing the jumper cables.
>>9905362
>Es stumbles into the girl's dreams where she is assaulted by a nightmare.
... Threat detected in dreamspace.
Eliminating threat.
>>9905413
Bruh Paula can't catch a break. If she actually does die from her wounds then it'll be the only time that 1P fatal will make sense.
OH MY GOD, I WAS SO WRONG.
MAY WAS ACTUALLY THE ONE PLAYING PUPPER ALL ALONG.
SHE KNEW SHE COULDN'T WIN HAND-TO-HAND, THAT'S WHY SHE PURPOSELY EXHAUSTED HIM TO PULL OFF THIS DIRTY TRICK LATER.
TRULY DEVILISH.
SLINKY IS DOING IT.
HE'S FREAKIN' DOING IT.
Eddie is probably just talking about the state of his balls, or what's left of it.
>>9905480
...Fuck, I think we've been pranked hardcore.
>>9905480
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!
>She tries to shoot some lighting at him, only making the resulting explosion even worse.
>>9905480
As much as I'd like to talk shit about these two putas, my balls are more fried than a jalapeno.
>>9905480
Oh.
It seems like I was wastin' my time targeting tributes when it's the host clearly messin' with me. You hear me, sea louse? Maybe I oughta show you what happens to people who fuck with the Spiral Shell.
>>9905480
>Es just sits there quietly and takes the harsh words.
>>9905480
>Astolfo stops fighting and turns to look at the commentator
S-sir, are you sure you're doing your job?
>get an event with someone
>they don't interact with me
:(
>>9905480
I'm just saying, my matches don't get airtime and the crowds are already against me. Something's up here...
>>9905550
Uh yeah, I am, now go back in that ring and fight, pendejo.
Why are girls in jackets so hot?
>>9905572
:(
Don't worry, maybe someday you'll get that interaction.
>>9905572
>get an event with someone
>they don't interact with me
>they get an event with some waifu ava
>they interact with them
>>9905583
That's not a girl, it's a fucking animal, you autist.
>>9905439
> BEST TEKKEN ENDING
>>9905480
..I jinxed it.
I'm sorry.
Well there's a reason Fighter had a godlike entrance earlier. She's either been blessed by gods' blood or she's been only displaying her true power now.
I unrespectfully disagree with that dream team idea.
boy that slide didn't want to crop for some bs reasons
>>9905552
>>9905581
Shit, that was meant for both of you. Ah, no problemo.
>>9905480
>Ahri stops what she's doing to slowly look around.
Why do I suddenly have a bad feeling...?
>>9905572
>>9905585
Story of my life. That's why I either give a game full attention or not because as much of an asshole that I am, I don't want to be a biased twat.
>>9905599
Fuck you, ladydude... I just... Really... Wanted that slinky...
>Dave blacks out
>>9905609
>Astolfo turns back around and socks Es in the jaw with a frown
>>9905599
Sure, I'm down for a few pictures, my sweet pequeno carino
>>9905572
Sorry, I'm not feeling too well lately. Should've swapped out earlier.
>>9905599
Yeah, that's what I thought.
>>9905572
>>9905585
>If either of these are me, I'm very sorry.
>>9905599
>Only ending that can match it is Law's Tag 1 ending.
>>9905599
Some green here and some red...
Ooohooho! Paula can paint some eyeballs as well!
>>9905572
>get an event with someone
>they make a whiny anonpost instead of interacting with me
):<
>>9905581
Background chatter does not affect my mission effectiveness.
Continue if you must.
>>9905599
Scanning targets...
.. Reinforcements required for one target.
>Es folds up the sunglasses and stores them in a hidden pocket in her short dress.
>>9905707
>Get an event with someone
>I make a post
>They also make a post
>But without responding to mine
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