Greetings, inhabitants!
Today, you shall all celebrate a birthday...t-that was yesterday...and you shall do so by testing out this tournament that I have more or less constructed!
The name of whom's birthday we are celebrating is being redacted for their sake, but feel free to wish them a happy belated nameday anyway!
U-Umm, I am obligated to tell you that what you see is in no way the final product of this tourney, and that this is all only being held together by sticks and tape! So much...rolls of tape...
A-Anyways, without further ado, let us commence!
First 24 people, or maybe some more if the turnout is better than expected...
>>9895223
Happy birthday Aussa
>entry
>>9895223
Ice Queen
Altera
Seiga Kaku
Miku's ass
>>9895223
Mr. Compress
>>9895223
Fighter
>>9895223
Rose Lalonde
>>9895223
Garfield
Catling gun
Len
Devil
>>9895237
Um...this celebration is not for "Aussa"'...
Lord Beerus
>>9895223
King Dedede
Cure chocolate
>>9895213
Explains the strange blocking... But good for you, means yuo can focus on more important things. Like a new Rigginsmania.
Reigen Arataka
Senshougahara
Exodia
>>9895240
Fucking hell, sorry.
What I was saying was that if you summon Exodia in attack mode it
Sneaky Pupper
Doot doot
Hachikuji Mayoi
Illya
>>9895275
I thought you got banned for posting the IP list, Shitposter-chan.
>>9895262
Damn....
Oh well huh, maybe change my name for "happy birthday [REDACTED]" I don't know...
Avenger
Fucking Lenny
Raven's fine ass
>>9895223
Big Pajeet
>>9895276
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
JUST WHAT WILL HAPPEN?
>>9895298
>not 'assy raven'
>>9895223
Late Liar
36, we are moving to 36 for absolutely no reason!
>Dream Oracle
>>9895303
He is a big poo.
Literally me
Kid
Zero
>>9895298
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAPPPPPP
Flake
Cotton
Nah
>>9895315
For you.
Astolfo!
>male
>>9895223
Mikun
>>9895304
shit
let me just post a picture
Jon Carnage
>>9895394
wrong one
Hopefully nothing falls apart during...but for now it looks satisfactory?
Any corrections that need be made?
>>9895447
Let's go dearie, I haven't got all day.
Who's birthday is it besides Aussa
>>9895447
Yeah it's all cool, the pictures even fit. Let's go
>>9895447
Ready to roll!
>A lot of birthdays happening... huh.
>>9895447
There is probably nothing better than having a bunch of strangers slaughter each other to celebrate your Birthday!
>>9895447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
Fucking do it.
>>9895447
Alright, let's go.
>>9895447
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this belated birthday challenge.
>>9895447
Nothing will stop the fall of my blade.
Let us begin.
>>9895447
>"Wait, it was someone's birthday? S-Should I mention it? Bring it up? I feel like it would lead to an awkward situation but wouldn't it be rude if I didn't? Ohhhhhh...."
>Flake might be ready to battle.
>>9895447
I have been told by our sponsors that I am obligated to repeat myself and say that this is not a final representation of our product...and may not be completely accurate...
With the disclaimer out of the way, we begin!
Everybody has their reasons for coming to this fair nation known as Dreamside!
>>9895470
I-It was yesterday...but look and see!
>>9895270
Yeah.
But before that happens, I still have one last thing to do with the current one.
>>9895447
This better be the birthday of someone I like.
Otherwise get me out of there.
>>9895447
Looks like I made it to the birthday party. I don't have any friends here though.
http://itsyourbirthday.today/#aussuh
>>9895544
War...what is it fucking good for?
>>9895544
Oh yes. I am sure that even though I did nothing, I have a life debt to pay to you, Oh...what was your name again? Derick? Denny?
>>9895544
I can't load images, please just say
>>9895447
Looks fun!
>>9895556
>oh christ
>>9895544
Hmm...first thing's first! I need pockets.
>>9895544
But it looks like it won't matter because I'll be off on a journey first thing in the morning!
>>9895544
Day 1 and changing my name is already bringing me good luck. Neat.
Let's keep going
>>9895544
I asked for competent warriors, not three clowns.
>>9895544
>>9895537
>>9895519
What an interesting team up, and an equally interesting leader comes with it! I'm quite bored, so I'll follow you as long as you don't point that very scary looking sword of yours at us!
>come back to look at my bait post
>got Seth to sperg out again and got his IDF to call me Ryo
Two birds, one stone.
You fags are getting more and more predictable.
>tips fedora
>>9895544
Nah kicks off the morning with a bang! Literally! Meanwhile, one fellow can afford the luxury of being escorted like a fine treasure and others bolster themselves through acquisition of items!
>>9895577
Who are you and I shall read it off to you?
>>9895591
Hi Jude
>>9895599
What's your fucking problem, dude?
>>9895591
I know you're really asshurt about your secret discord leak, but don't recycle old IDF memes to make you feel better about your cringe hugboxxing.
>>9895544
>Flake tags along with the group, following from a short distance behind.
>"This could be my chance, right? I know a thing or two about fighting... If they end up in a scrape I could use it to my advantage! They'd see how strong I am and cover me with praises, then I'd be able to become friends with them!"
>Flake clenches a fist triumphantly as she follows...
>>9895588
>...but then someone raises their voice!
>"Oh no, I wasn't prepared for this! What am I supposed to say!? Wait, no, they said sword. I'm fine. They're talking to the other girl so I can just try to ignore it..."
...
>Flake turns her head away.
>>9895599
>Flake gets up rubbing her head.
>"Ohhh... what happened?"
>>9895599
I am known by many names. But for you, I'm a friend
>>9895599
If I think it's useful, it's going inside the bag.
>>9895588
Prove your worth and I might stay my blade long enough to give you a chance.
Tell me, what are your abilities?
>>9895599
Fresh water, good for survival, Necessary for maintaining an army. I will remember this location.
>>9895599
>The debt she had against the fat penguin and these annoying people..annoying her. It proved too much for the juvenile Manakete as she snaps. What follows next is a carnage of fire, flame and blood as she carves a path of destruction to a pack of unfortunate tributes
>>9895591
This post is a bigger spergout than every verbal beatdowns I had to lay down here combined.
But hey, whatever helps you sleep at night pal.
> tips back
See you at primetime.
>>9895544
>>9895576
Dedede. King Dedede. You know, it's nice to have someone owe debt to you for the first time instead of it bein the other way around.
>>9895599
Of course it ain't much of a problem for someone like me.
I have my Waddle Dee squad on me at all times in case we need to secure an area.
>>9895645
bye
>>9895645
Yes?
>>9895599
Don't I already do enough sleeping here?
>>9895636
As much as I want to laugh at you, I can't help but think we have met before. And I need to act more refined. Or something. SOMEONE in the family has to.
What did I do to be in debt to you anyway?
>>9895599
Hmm...let's see here...
Stealing from the birthday lady? I wouldn't expect to exactly get away with such an egregious offense now...
>>9895622
...that does not help me identify who you are to help you in the slightest...
Oh! A king lives up to his titles and leads a skirmish!
Then, one girl is made slime food!
>>9895648
ayy
>>9895651
what's up?
What, a game?
Oh, then I'll be on my way.
>>9895645
I love you!
>>9895599
>Does dreamside have vending machine? Apparently not, and it's a pity...
I'm not going to drink from the river, am I?...
>>9895645
Hello Aikawa
>>9895660
Kamina is that you, is it your birthday
>>9895636
Only because I froze the entire area where they would just keep sliding around for your minions to play games with
>>9895660
>brp brp
>>9895660
Your escorting is much appreciated! Many girls of my size are usually princesses from what I've seen around here, but today is the first day I actually felt like one myself!
>>9895660
>Flake is very, very warm and very, very soft. Her face is also beet red.
>"W-Why is this person hugging me?! They don't... l... NO! They couldn't. They're probably just... Lonely! They're lonely, that's it! They're lonely... so they want to be my friend! Right?"
>Flake continues pondering the thought. Her tail starts wagging as she keeps thinking nice things.
>>9895660
>It's canon
>>9895666
>666
>DDD
>>9895673
hi
>>9895645
> prepares a highly sophisticated greetings post
> realizes at the last second that I'm not an anime girl and thus nullifies any importance to said post
> ends up never hitting post
>>9895709
Not DDD
>>9895660
Happy birthday to youuu. Happy birthday to...y....
>>9895674
His is the day after Christmas
>>9895586
>>9895626
I may be one weird fellow, but I'm no clown, Miss! If you keep calling me something so insincere, I may actually lose my composure!
But now I'm the one who's doubting your words. I mean, what's in it for me? You're just a girl with an attitude, so I don't see a reason to discuss my many talents with you!
>>9895599
>The masked man is clearly shocked by the girl's behaviour, but thanks to his mask this can't be seen by anyone
What a shock! Not even this one is interested about teaming up with this old man! What a shame. This team is already falling apart and we didn't even get to the dungeon yet!
Hm, but maybe it falling apart will provide to be more entertaining...
>>9895660
Even I have to play the role of the henchman from time to time, so let us do the dirty job for now.
>>9895719
Not? Then who?
>>9895715
I don't like anime girls anymore. I am now 100% pure.
>>9895660
Maybe it is for the best that you walk away from such a horrid sight...
>>9895741
>"!!!"
>Flake runs off to find a bush to puke in. The sight of so many dead bodies has made her sick to her stomach.
>>9895741
>>9895690
Yes yes, ofcourse you would be a beautiful princess from the bestest kingdom ever and all the people would love you
>She didn't mean a word of it as she'd rather pay off her debt to King Dedede. And maybe keep some spare coins left to buy her ice cream.
>>9895741
>Insert very sleepy and statisfied loli dragon sleepsounds here
>>9895656
It was for not helping me with my car yesterday. It broke down on my way to one of the arenas and it's still broken down.
I ended up killing you in rage and trying to save a kid, but I still didn't get any car parts.
>>9895660
Alright over there! One's getting away!
Pink one and top hat go get 'em!
Me and the fat one will continue our conquest here and await your returns!
>>9895677
>He puts one of his hands on his mouth, turning his entire body to softly chuckle to himself.
A-Alright alright, the waddle dees are absolutely adorable when they have their ice skates...
>He turns back around and points directly at the ice cold person
BUT STILL...! THEY CAN HANDLE ANY JOB I GIVE 'EM!
They're the best servants a king could ever ask for.
>>9895734
You've no idea who I am then? Surprising, I was sure everyone has heard of my conquest. Attila the Hun they called me.
And you certainly look the part of a clown.
>>9895741
Annoying boy, get back here so that I may slay you!
>>9895741
Don't try to run, cat! I'll have to pet you so I can check it off the list of things I wanted to do today!
>>9895731
Who is it, the suspense is killing me
>>9895741
>The masked man jumps from tree to tree to avoid any kind of confrontation with the Birthday Girl
Sorry, little girl, but I'm not the kind of guy who would engage in brawls! I'm better at things like running away, so let me show that to you!
>And just like that the masked man disappeared
>>9895769
>Awakened from her sleep half annoyed and slightly off her rocker by excessive drinking, the Manakete tosses a heavy bag full of gold coins towards the King
Debts paid. Now let me sleep please. And don't hit me so hard next time. Your hammer still left a buzzing sound in my head.
>look back again
>get called Jude, someone to mention Ryo's cj, and Seth spergs out again.
What a bonus.
>does a 360
>>9895769
That's nice I have my own too! Even though they can be incompetent at times, however they do look a lot like you, but shorter and not as articulate, and never wear clothes.
>>9895741
Bounties are piling up...I cannot see why that King would seek the she-wolf's head, but it his money to do with what he wishes!
Do be careful with weaponry...sometimes those tools can be high above your league...
>>9895635
seth just stop, you're making yourself look bad
>>9895820
>Somewhere far away, Flake sneezes.
>"Was... Did someone just talk about me?"
>Flake happily wags her tail while rubbing her nose.
>>9895820
Ah! My arms fell off trying to pick up this sword!
>>9895825
>implying Seth could ever make himself look worse
>Implying we don't like how bad he is
>>9895737
> pets
You have seen the light, son.
You might want to visit a doctor to check on those possible "moe" AIDS though. Heard they're even worse than the ones over here.
>>9895741
This observation that you are misinterpreting as stalk is purely for scientific purposes. I am trying to establish if that girl can rub her broom as vividly as that big pajeet did earlier.
>>9895737
You know who
>>989571
Yeah ok lemme see... I've got...
Hmm... An half-empty vodka, some fishnets that don't fit anymore... and... some poker card I've got, I dunno.
How much for that?
>>9895820
Why...Are you just jealous I'm wishing her a happy birth-
>>9895855
Yuno??
No wait, I do know
>>9895851
O-okay, I will go there right away... see you!
>>9895771
Is that so?
>The masked man goes silent for a few seconds to think through the situation, but then he just shrugs and chuckles at the same time
Am I supposed to be intimidated by a name? You know, if you want to make up a cool sounding villain or hero name for yourself, you shouldn't just copy the name of a historical figure. Like how in your situation it doesn't work at all, because the name doesn't fit you!
>>9895820
Sorry about that, but you should pay attention to your surrounding. Just like how actors should always know where their colleagues are on the stage!
Well, not like I care. One less annoying brat to deal with in here.
>>9895857
>>9895741
>>9895752
>Girl that looks like a guy
What a refreshing change!
>>9895820
That isn't any way to treat somebody celebrating your belated birthday! I'm sure if you asked nicely and reminded them of the occasion she might have just given you a portion of funds...
It is a shame, but even ruffians do not discriminate in their victims, be it human or canine.
>>9895888
My apologies, Mr. Bird! Obviously I wasn't trying to hit you with that! I was just merely testing your reflexes, but it seems like you've passed my childish test, so it's time for me to leave!
>>9895871
That is my name, if you believe me or not does not matter to me one bit. You know of my conquest however, and that is what I plan to do with this place. All will either submit, or perish. Including you.
>>9895820
>>9895888
It seems that I am still inside that cave with those cards. A shame I have to retire here.
>>9895888
That wasn't nice at all... But heh, since it's her birthday I guess I can let it pass... I was planning to give it to her anyway...
Happy birthday Ilya.
>>9895741
>>9895790
>>9895820
No promises now. Sometimes I just forget my own power myself. But still.
>He snatches the bag from the ground and heads off into the market
Thanks weird dragon girl. It's nice to be on the receiving end just as how it should be.
Buuuuuuuut...
>He turns around and tosses the sack back at her
How about ya go off an kill this weird cat dude? The less rivals, the better. I don't want anyone going after my crown.
>>9895816
Artic-u-late? The hay does that mean now? But whatever, I think I know what birds you're talkin about. But they're blue n white, and unlike me, their beaks are hideous compared to mine.
>>9895864
You better know. Skank.
>>9895886
>"Just now... was that a compliment? They probably weren't talking about me. They just randomly shouted that something was a refreshing change. I bet they were thinking a lot, just like me..."
>Her tail wags.
"But I hope they were talking about me... though I'm not sure what change I bring."
>Flake looks the other way.
...Fhn.
>>9895888
...
>"What is he going to teach me...?"
>>9895888
I need to fucking chill!
>>9895932
>pets the pupper
>>9895888
Getting a bit of extra money is nice.
>>9895922
And she gave permission anyway, thank you!
>>9895888
The sir in the top hat accrues funds to keep up his luxurious lifestyle.
DIY magic typically ends up in disaster. Remember children, if it is forbidden, it probably is with good reason!
>>9895925
>Annoyed by the king's voice and in dire need to sleep her hangover away, she transforms into her draconic state at an alarming speed, lunging towards the large bird and snapping her massive maws right infront of him as a clear warning.
DISTURB ME AGAIN AND I'LL BITE YOUR HEAD OFF! GO DO YOUR OWN DIRTY WORK
>She's tired. and exhausted. She curls up into a ball. What would be cute, lolidragon noises are replaced by rumbling and slow breathing, the only signs of life depicted by her nostrils emitting white smoke.
>>9895800
Keep mentioning me more mang. Having an OSC is much more fun than an IDF.
>>9895820
Flaw with (he/she1) in that event. Be sure to correct it after.
>>9895825
How come I see the same sexy beast that I've always been whenever I look at myself in the mirror then ? Your logic's flawed.
>>9895864
Hope the result is positive !
>>9895935
You need to stop posting
>>9895947
Yeah yeah don't sweat it, but ask next time though, a surprise present is always better.. Have fun! Don't spend it all at once
>>9895911
Oh my, how scary!
It's such a shame that my kind isn't really good at following orders or at bowing before others. We flock together, but we just fly into the same direction.
But I did entertain the thought of following you for the sake of my own interests, but your delusions make you unsuitable. What a shame...
>>9895925
That means you can talk very well and speak well, and why my minion penguins, like Gunter right here.
>pulls Gunter out hiding behind her
He is my favorite and my right hand minion, say hi Gunter.
>she puts her hand on his flipper and makes him wave at the Hammer King
>>9895970
It seems like my face's gone missing! And by my face I mean my face and my mask!
>>9895961
because your mirror is one of those see-through mirrors and on the other side is dean ambrose
>>9895955
Just give me some of my fucking happy pills.
>>9895966
You need to fucking zip it.
>>9895944
>"!?"
>Flake suddenly barks at him and steps away from the petting!
>"What was that?! Thinking he can just touch me like that! Though maybe I should have let him...."
...
>"No! He can't just touch me any way he wants! Even if it could lead to some sort of freindship, I don't want it!"
...
Keep your hands to yourself if you want to keep them.
>>9895955
>>9896000
...
>Flake just tosses him some medicine and walks away.
>>9895961
>OSC
Literally what?
>>9895970
Delusion? Do you think I do not have the power to subjugate this place? The inhabitants are weak and inattentive, it would be child's play for a trained warrior to slaughter many people here. If I had access to my horde, then this arena too, would fly my banner.
>>9895955
>After engaging the bandits the masked man returns with a handful of small marbles in his hand, and he carelessly throws them away into one of his pockets
Those guys were pretty weak, but I'm sure that they can be useful one way or another as extras!
>>9895955
Yo hmm... I know you hired someone to take me down and all... But so far I've seen nothing so it was just a mistake right? Ah ah I knew it, you'd never do that.
Right...?
Your grip is a bit too strong...
>>9895955
>intermission clip while the dream oracle refreshes herself
>>9896033
Fucking hell!
>as Lenny's head tumbles to the ground, his Tourettes curse finally wears off.
>Fucking finally.
>>9895955
>>9896033
Taking off now, thanks for the game for whoever it is, happy birthday to them. And I'm a girl. Get that right next time.
>>9896033
..............
DAMN!! I knew I shouldn't have trusted her!!
...At least she didn't steal the censors...
>>9896007
>pets again
Cuter pupper
>>9896033
...
>Flake delivers a swift punch to the bird's gut, sending him flying into the air!
...Fhn.
>Flake turns and walks away with her cape flowing cooly behind her.
>>9896013
Ah, no! It seems like I've been misunderstood by this girl! But don't worry, I'll unveil the reality behind my words in a moment!
Because I've said nothing about your powers, and I'm not really interested about them. The main problem is your identity issue!
>>9896033
Well, I have nobody to share this with, so I suppose it's fine for me to enjoy it all alone! Bottoms up!
>>9895888
TOPHAT, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM!?
WHY YA GOT THAT BOW!?
I-I don't think I'm safe here... I'M OUTTA HERE! DEDEDE, AWAY!
>He yells as he starts running, but abruptly stops as he trips and falls flat on his face.
>Picking himself back up as fast as possible, he waves his hands in the air as he scurries again.
>>9895955
Great, now I have *this* to worry about. I have another blindspot on me.
>>9895957
Sheesh, sheesh, fine.
>There's some sass in his voice. He knows she's trying to be threatening but he doesn't believe she'll actually do anything yet.
>He picks up the gold sack and waddles away from her, being sure to not turn back and eye the slumbering dragon.
>>9895979
Now that's a tiny one. I haven't seen one like him before. Not a black one, all of 'em I know are blue.
>He waves one of his wings slightly in the air back towards Gunter and opens his mouth to speak softly to the bird.
Hey there little guy... How are yooouuu?
Ya know, I have my own favorite minion too. Ain't... Penguins, like your's. It's another Waddle Dee, but he has a Bandana. Ain't too sure where he is though. He's usually doin his own thing.
>>9896033
>Intermission continues as the Dream Oracle takes her sweet time
>>9895993
KTB Dean.
>>9896008
Obcessed Shitposting Crew. Clever isn't it ? Of course it is, I came up with it.
Trademarking it right now on urban dictionary.
>>9896033
Wait..
That bag..
Could it be..
Someone of similar tastes as mine ?!
I must hurry over this stranger and congratulate him on his QUALITY tastes !
> The Man dashes fabulously towards Rose, but for some reasons she starts running away the moment she spots him
>>9895741
>>9895771
>Continues running away with Altera's top in hand
No, ask for it nicely and maybe I shall sell it back to you for a fair price!
>>9896054
>Flake stays true to her word, sort of, and punches him right in the face as he attempts to pet her again.
...
>Then the wolf runs away.
>>9896080
...
>"Come on... Say something. It'll just end up awkward if I say something first. But it will also be awkward if nobody does..."
>Flake keeps waiting for her to talk.
>>9896080
How about we don't do that? I'm sure that you're eager to get better at handling that sword of yours, but there is no way I could help you with that. After all, I'm not a fighter, so how about we do something else?
I'm open to your suggestions, young lady!
>>9896062
I've told you who I am. Attila the Hun.
You may call me Altera if you wish.
Who are you to be questioning my identity, clown? I have never heard of you, are you worthy to follow me?
>>9896111
Sell!? I'll buy it off of your corpse! Return to me this instant!
>>9896080
>The Dream Oracle adjusts her microphone after sitting down
Ah, that was refreshing!
Now now, what did I come back to...?
Robberies, and some more robberies...
Oh, and the well-dressed gentlemen taking in the birthday girl! How dashing!
>>9896073
He says he is fine, just keep glass away from him, unless you want it all broken.
>she lets go of the penguin to have him wander back home while she listens to the avian monarch
That's nice, uh. What's a bandana and what does he look like?
>>9896080
I had to sell the censors to buy some food but... heh, that lady was kind enough to give me some clothes... for some reason they look almost like my old ones, I wonder what kind of job she was doing...
>>9896143
H-Hey thank you!!
Ah ah
>she hapilly shakes their hands.
To think I was going to get robbed a 3rd time in a row, really, what's wrong with that place? I thought it was going to be a birthday party.
>>9896143
>"This is it. They're going to thank me for my hard work and I can use it to become their friend! They're really cute though... this might be hard..."
>Flake clenches her teeth due to the stress as she looks at the birthday girl. To said girl, however, it might look like the wolf is baring her teeth.
>>9896143
Another live is claimed to the gelatine menace! Oh no, how awful!
Unfortunately for most, I do not believe the Blacksmith humors refunds...
Get dubs and I give you the folder of a character you might know (or not)
>just got 2 24 packs of funpops
THE NOSTALGIA
>>9896174
>gives puppy treat
>>9896140
I guess that shouldn't surprise me. I doubt that young girls have time to look through wanted lists featuring villains, but if you wish to hear my name, I'll gladly comply!
>The masked man slightly bows, but it's clearly just an attempt to mock the girl
My name is Mr. Compress, professional villain and entertainer. I doubt that I would be worthy of such thing, but I also doubt that I would want to be worthy of it.
>>9896143
It would be a shame to let the girl die when it's her Birthday, but do not worry! I'll make sure not to try to save her if anything like this happens after her Birthday!
>>9896191
Give me one from ERP
>>9896185
>Flake successfully creates a fire and uses it to cook some meat for herself. The warmth won't be much use to her, because she's covered in fur.
>>9896195
...
>"..."
>Flake turns her head away from it.
>"Seriously...?"
>mentions you again
>waits for the (You)
>>9896185
Finally some real bed. It was about time... Oh well, goodnight... whoever is probably watching me right now, you're never alone here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGeIAZPtgLs
>>9896185
The King of this realm has invited you remaining lot for a night of fun and festivities!
Well...most of you, some of you do not have the proper documents to enter. For those who have gotten into the banquet, do enjoy yourselves!
Othe-
This is just in, an assassination attempt has been made on the royal family! Luckily, the three assailants did not get very far in their endeavor.
Seth
>>9896185
Wearing an armor would just slow me down, and that would be rather troublesome in case I have to flee.
>The masked man takes off the armor and gently taps it
>The next moment the armor is nowhere to be seen, and just a small marble can be found right where it was standing
I can still use this later. Maybe I could drop it on someone!
>>9896033
>Gets knocked the fuck out, falling onto the ground and being forced to pass out for the next few hours.
>Upon waking up, he shakes his head before rubbing it.
Geez, taking out this guy may actually be tougher than I thought.
>>9896080
How does Kirby make it seem so easy..?
>Fucking burns and dies
>>9896146
Here, I'll show you what he kinda looks like.
>He reaches into his coat and pulls a round spherical object from what seemed to be nowhere.
>It has... Little stubs for arms? And maybe little yellow-ish shoes?
>Dedede puts both of his hands onto the object he's holding and turns it around to show her. This object was alive! With little pink cheeks and black beady eyes with a light brown face.
>But upon closer inspection, it has no mouth either. How does it even eat or talk? How can it communicate?
This here's one o' my very own Waddle Dees! Just take a look at it!
>He extends both of his arms to bring the little thing closer to her as he has a smile stretched across his face. He seems really happy about these little things, even if they don't look like much.
They all look similar, but Bandana Dee usually has a spear and is more red than brown.
But a bandana is like... A little hat? That's made mostly of what clothes are made of? But it's also more loose. Yeah. That sounds about right.
>>9896238
>Flake only joined them because she felt pressured... and paid the price.
>>9896238
>A tiny, transparent ball rolls through the main gate, right next to the guards at the door without them noticing it
>When the ball finally reached the other side, the masked man shows up out of nowhere at the same location
I'm not the kind of person who would let a simple mistake like this stop me from getting in somewhere.
Now! Let's see what's this all about! I'm sure this banquet will be entertaining, but it's fine if it's not. I can just turn it into an entertaining show myself!
>>9896238
We've wittled down quite a bit, and as a result the remaining adventurers have gotten eerily vicious! We are brought down to our remaining 4!
>>9896238
The court of the Crimson King looks really nice... That yellow jester really knows how to make a show it's almost as if the puppets were alive... weird.
...
I better keep some food for after... I'm pretty sure I'll be able to sell it
God damn it, someone give me a cute ava to make a small sketch a bout so I can get in the mood.
>>9896185
Oh, I died from getting consumed by a cube of gelatine. Let's look what image in my folder could best picture such an uneventful situation.
Hmm.. not this one.. neither this one.. definitely not this one.
> types "Seth Rollins gelatine" on Google
> pic related is first result
Well, if it's Google then it must mean it's right.
>>9896140
>Astolfo falls over and rolls on his back, offering the top to Altera
Y-You have paid for this with the view of your chest! Here
>>9896298
Oh yeah ok, I see how it is. I wish you happy birthday and...
Aaah......
>>9896306
>>9896306
The cutest there is
>>9896207
A villain that announces they are a villain? You must not be very good at that, clown. Though at least you are a joker with that line.
Hmm, I have other matters to attend to at this moment. Farewell, clown.
>>9896313
>Altera snatches up her top before kicking Astolfo in the side and stomping off
>>9896312
>My first result when looking for ''seth rollins gelatine''
>a birthday that was yesterday
Oh happy birthday scoot
>>9896325
body shots are much more helpful.
oh whatever it's a normal generic girl anyway.
>>9896326
nay.
>>9896306
>>9896298
Wait! Wait! This wasn't part of my pla-
>The masked man burns to crisp as he tries to flee from his opponent
I-I'm the one who's supposed to show off cool tricks like that...
>>9896225
>waves it in the air
>it's a bacon (beggin) strip
>>9896340
>>9896337
cute
>>9896343
double nay.
>>9896306
>>9896340
>Her design is indeed simple, though her shoes are supposed to be purple
>>9896358
I like you.
>>9896358
Th-thank you
>>9896340
C-Cute is for little girls anyway. Women don't need that.
>>9896247
That's cute, sorry, but I need to go and deal with a quick problem. Forgive me, I hope I can come back. I am sorry.
>>9896358
...Ok, sweetie. I think i'm not cute enough for you
>>9896298
A-And now we are brought down to 2...surprisingly enough, I did not expect these two tiny tots to get very far...but here they are...
T-The Dreamside Tourney betting booths are open to accept any wagers now, so if gambling is your thing, head on over there...
>>9896331
That's just how I am! Villain is just a word that others use to describe my kind!
Farewell, young girl! Try to make up a better name for yourself by the next time we meet!
>>9896306
>"Should I ask...? No. Nonono, I'm probably not enough. It'd just be awkward. Plus, I don't think I'm that cute... Responding to that means I think I'm cute enough. I'm probably not cute enough."
>Flake looks the other way, but her tail is still wagging at the thought of someone drawing a picture of her.
>>9896353
...
>Flake turns to face him.
Quit insulting me.
>>9896384
>>9896388
furries need to go and stay go
>>9896372
>her shoes are supposed to be purple
Who in the fuck wears purple shoes
Nigga what the fuck
>>9896397
>two lolis in the finals
Kamina's wet dream.
>>9896408
>says this while posting a moeblob Snow White
>>9896335
P-PABLO ?
>>9896408
Don't be racist, sweetie. go to your room now
>>9896397
She took all my money already but if I still had some I'd put it on Ilya of course.
GO! You can do it!
>>9896358
And if you want a body shot
>>9896387
Alright, cya around blue woman.
>>9896408
>Says the moeshit on trash.
>>9896408
Based
>>9896408
Yeah that's just not happening now.
>>9896397
>The Dream Oracle flips through the script to check for any possible errors before fainting
>>9896424
>>9896443
I'M GONNA KILL YOU GUYS WHEN I FINISH THIS SMALL SKETCH!
>>9896464
RIGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>9896464
>Birthday girl wins Birthday games
RIGGED
RIGGED
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9896397
> Winning your own birthday game
What the fuck you think you're doing boy ? Nobody has the right to outdo me both in narcissism and rigging.
>>9896464
Haters are gonna say it's rigged.
But I know it was fate
>>9896464
BRUH
>>9896464
Can I leave now? This party was boring anyway. Full of noisy people and ugly ones to boot.
>>9896413
>Usotsuki does. See?
>Don't blame her, she isn't even allowed to leave her room.
>this https://youtu.be/Juqm94sUV_E starts playing
>>9896464
Thanks for the game!
>>9896479
That's me, old Illya! Sorry Riggins!
>>9896464
C-Congratulations, Birthday Girl...
>>9896464
>>9896524
>old Illya
the black one?
>>9896524
>old Illya
Sup, Weebya? Did you replace your bodypillow yet?
>>9896537
>>9896524
Happy (-1 day) birthday again.
Thank you for the game.
Moe Anime girls are shit
>>9896508
THAT'S NOT A PROPER FUCKING EXCUSE, MAN. WHO, IN THEIR RIGHT FUCKING MIND WEARS PUPRLE SHOES? AUSSA GOD DAMMIT FUCKING TELL ME
>>9896464
THIS IS NOT HALAL
BLASPHEMY
>>9896516
> The Man MARKS out as his refined ears recognize immediately the theme song
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDIN' ME
COULD IT BE.. ?
IT IS, NO DOUBTS ABOUT IT !
THE BLUE WORLD ORDER IS HERE !
>>9896574
>A little shithead that has a reputation for being a prankster and a little shithead even when she's not being drawn as extremely violent.
>Could be specifically because purple shoes bother people.
>>9896583
Ma'am? Could you do me a huge favor and stop shouting? It is not your problem this was a setup from the beginning.
>>9896537
Oh well, happy day of birth, an thanks for hosting for me.
Host on my birthday next time, alright?
>>9896639
The Nepgear one. I wonder how often you dryhumped it by now.
>>9896537
>>9896470
>>9896491
>>9896524
>>9896563
A-And thank you all for coming! Without any one of you, it just would not have been the same!
A proper reward will be bestowed upon the winner at a later date!
I hope to be able to allow you all to take part in these tournaments regularly in the future, but for now I must head back to my realm and further elaborate on this project of mine!
Happy belated birthday little one, and may you have many more to come!
>>9896645
>The Dream Oracle gets up and begins walking, only to turn around and wink at the king, only to fall and trip over a misplaced stone from the tourney. She vanishes from sight, and with her the fantasy arena.
>>9896610
Oh. That actually makes sense. Thanks.
>>9896524
Oh.
Everything is right again, then.
Well maybe not the rigging part.
Joyeux Anniversaire (en retard).
>>9896622
Yes it is.
As the Overlord of Rigs it is my duty to preserve the balance between rigged games.
And this is most definitely not okay. A birthday is supposed to be a sacred, pure of any trickery occasion.
I will have to take the host of this game to court, where his hosting permit will be put under severe tribulations.
>>9896677
Thanks for hosting
Aussa you there?
>>9896673
I'll be honest, I think I lost that one.
I switch them out every month to wash
>>9896677
>the one game you don't post summary
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>9896677
Sheesh, how can one person be so clumsy, huh?
>>9896688
>Or she likes purple or something fuck if I know
>The real question is why she wears them in bed.
>The same could be said of Madotsuki and her red ones.
>>9896708
>Yep.
>>9896677
Congrats~. And good work!
I want to grab DDD's bangle dipser
>>9896677
...
Tch.
>Yes, that was Flake trying to thank the host.
>>9896787
How perky are her boobs?
>>9896772
What does that even mean?
>>9896764
Only thing so far I've seen about her that is purple is her shoes, and the only things left are her bra and panties but I don't care enough to find out.
>>9896695
>She didn't understand a word of what the man said. Maybe he had too much to drink. Or perhaps he was already a lost cause.
Yeah. Sure. Whatever you say, ma'am. Go dispense justice for the greater good. Or something.
>The lolidragon wanders off, looking for a quiet and peaceful place to rest
My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
>>9896764
>Gives Aussa a birthday french kiss.
>>9896810
>"What the hell is wrong with these people!? Just... asking to see something like that!"
>Flake crosses her arms over her chest and glares at him, giving a clear message that she's upset. She thinks the message is clear, anyways.
>>9896859
>Gives Hiita the birthday fug
>>9896816
>There's an effect or two that gives her purple accessories.
>Besides, it'd work better as an accent rather than the primary color of her outfit after all
>>9896859
>O-oh. Thank you? The prior birthday person deserves it more.
>>9896862
This doggo is cute.
I bet she'd be really cuddly and soft.
>>9896888
>Flake enjoys the compliments... She is cuddly and soft, but she's also bad with people.
...
Tch.
>Flake turns her body away from him coldly. Her tail is wagging.
>>9896916
no it is i, awawa
> hmm, who to rp as next of my avas
>>9896878
>slips an IOU note for favours down aussa's cleavage before running away from the embarrassing situation.
>>9896923
B I N N Y
I
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N
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>>9896677
Your game has been recorded and has been sent to the attorneys for further examination. As per the Rigging Constitution, you have the right to call upon a personal advocate, otherwise a default one will be assigned to you. Fail to show up and your hosting permit will be outright taken from you, with no possibilities to reclaim it.
Your trial is set to take place on.. uhm.. February 2018. The courthouse currently being very busy with a certain.. "Mania" game getting a lot of complaints these past days.
Actually forget about everything I just said now. You're free.
>>9896836
That's right, buzz off from my view brat.
> "Heh. Another argument won." The Man said to himself, being on a roll these past days.
> Of course, being so full of himself he didn't realize he got called "ma'am" twice.
Donald
>>9896916
No.
I'm just a random anon that finds tomboyish
doggos with perky breasts cute.
>>9896967
Seth Rollins! A word for the press! How would you like to respond to the rumors of you approaching the world'sl ead scientists for them yo clone you a 2nd body so you can literally fuck yourself?
>>9896972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dFc4QgTF9o
>>9896992
Stick to posting regular, non-animal tomboys and then we'll talk.
>>9896992
Post more kemono girls
>>9897067
yes
There are too many dog people in this place. You guys need to buzz off and let me soak some more in the limelight.
>>9896998
Fake news. Everyone already knows that my Seth Jr. is long enough on his own to make a full parabolic arc so that I can do the deed with the most immaculate, first-class, super-duper, hellacious body that was ever conceived in this universe.
>>9897101
Neato
>>9897142
Here you go family
>>9897142
>>9897142
Dogs you said ?
>>9897142
Can other animals post?
>>9897142
That's some shit tier rp
Has Ryo been here today? I need to deliver a message to him.
>>9897164
>tfw I've been replaying Perfect Dark Zero on hard mode recently
Jesus, that night club level can be a pin in the tits.
Especially with no checkpoints and insta-kill Uzis.
Funny thing is, the level actually uses a song called Limelight in it for that one level.
>>9897164
I can't drink, anon. I'm not 20 yet.
>>9897182
Yo-you have to believe me when I say that isn't me.
>>9897199
That's different! That's a nice man with a nice dog. There's nothing weird about that. However...
>Subaru leers over at >>9897191 and >>9897208
Some things in here aren't as normal as that. Some things are abominations...
>>9897202
If they're normal animals they can. I'll let puppets slides. Puppet animals are nice and entertaining.
>>9897227
You've already done enough, Seth.
>>9897229
>>9897142
[DOG PICTURE]
>>9897227
Hey. What's up?
>>9897226
I haven't RP'd since I was back at home. It's hard to do it when you're in real life, but I guess they just call that acting. I'm not THAT bad at acting, it's just the drama club at school was looking for something a little different.
>>9897256
>Not a new UID
HMMMMMMM
>>9897237
Is there a problem with these dogs ?
Are they being unfriendly ?
I could give them a little "Attitude Adjustment" if needed. That's my job, after all !
>>9897256
Lol how's it feel to get your secret club revealed you little faggot? Bet you were crying in your room for days.
>>9897151
Can you get online on Steam?