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HG - Hunger Games
Take good care of your meat
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>>9892249
>meatballs
>not frankfurters
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>>9892257
Fuck you, meatballs a best.
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w-wrong thread
>>9892242
>>9892236
>>9892246
No problem! Thanks for playing.
>>9892238
Of course I let you get crushed by a vending machine, silly ghost girl. It's unethical for a host to inter- A FRICKING GHOST! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Aww I missed the last arena. I guess I'll wait for the next one.
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>>9892259
lol fuck no meatballs are little balls of disappointment
just like yours
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Lay into me. Brutalise me. How was the quality of those events? Was anything confusing or whatever?
Basically my goal here was to make a less gay version of the city /co/de. I was thinking of turning this into a community code or something to replace that one
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>>9892262
I'm getting real tired of your shrieking, skeleton-san. It makes you look like you're scared of little girls. Does a cute ghost really scare you that bad?
>>9892266
We might have another one coming up soon!
Right?
RIGHT?
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>>9892259
>meatballs a best
In retrospect I could've worded that a little better, I sound like an Italian pasta chef
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>>9892272
What's your Discord?
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>>9892275
IT'S-A ME
MARIO
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>>9892274
>>9892245
Are you sure it's not leaving a minty-fresh taste in your mouth?
>>9892266
You'll live. For now!
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>>9892272
I like them. They're short and to the point, and it's easy to RP to them.
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>>9892274
A man/skeleton can only be brave when facing his fears
A man/skeleton can only be brave when facing his fears
A man/skeleton can only be brave when facing his fears
>Reciting this, the skeleton takes a deep breathe to compose himself. He then speaks, although very shakily...
I think the anons are getting tired of the ghost thing too, little scary abomination girl. I mean nobodies voiced and complaints about it but I just feel like when people see a skeleton screaming at an evil scary ghost demon they roll their eyes and think "for fricks sake, not again." But I just don't know how to conquer my fears.
>>9892279
I'll make one real quick
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>>9892282
Who cares? It tastes disgusting. It's horrible with orange juice.
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>>9892272
>I enjoyed them.
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>>9892280
MEATBALLS-A BEST
WAHOO
HERE WE GO
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>>9892292
Would you say the taste...reminds you of something...~?
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>>9892296
I'M-A TIRED
WAHAHAHAHAAAA
LUIGI TIME
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>>9892286
>>9892295
Okay, that's good to hear. I'm just worried that it doesn't really feel like the bustling city that I want it to be. Although that might change if I just use the background of a city or something, I feel like backgrounds contribute a lot to the feel of a game.
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>>9892289
Technically there are many different types of ghosts. Maybe you'll be better received if you decided to narrow your fears to a certain kind. I mean, ghosts have feeling too!
>>9892301
Yes, toothpaste. Chocolate flavored toothpaste, absolutely disgusting.
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>>9892266
Eh, I'm sure one is coming soon.
Am I right?
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>>9892289
Alright post it in the thread when you make one.
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>>9892303
BING BING
1-UP WAHOO
LOTSA COINS
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>>9892274
I really hope so. My pulsating heart is burning with desire to fight!
>>9892282
Uhh? And who are you? A new opponent?
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Good mornink ~de geso...
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>>9892305
You know what you can look at for inspiration?Large wallpapers of cities. It helped me when I was writing events, even if I lost my code like a twat.
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>>9892315
>fucks the squid
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>>9892306
It's toothpaste-flavored toothpaste, actually!
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>>9892314
New? I've been here longer than you have.
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>>9892319
>you miss
>you fuck this thing instead
>it slices your stomach open and starts slurping your intestines like spaghetti
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>>9892314
Aren't you getting a little too excited, onee-san? I can see the steam coming off your body.
>>9892320
>Hachikuji wipes her tongue
I thought so. The old playground prank, done to me. I don't know if I'm the one who can say this, but grow up!
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>>9892326
MAMMA MIA!
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>>9892326
THAT'S-A SPICY MEAT-A BALL
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>>9892315
Top of the morning to ya. What's so good about it?
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>>9892326
ARRIVEDERCI
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>>9892338
>A tired squiddo stares at the girl confused.
It's just a sayink you know. The mornink doesn't have to be good to say good mornink ~de geso...
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>>9892315
Good morning, ma'am!
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>>9892322
Psssttt... Guess what? I've never seen you fight before, and we haven't got into a spar match. So, yeah, you're a new opponent to ME!
>>9892329
NO! I AM NOT! I was born to fight... But I can wait...
>Karen walks over to a nearby bench and sits down on it. The steam doesn't stop coming off her body and the metal bench slowly melts around her until she falls into the floor and the bench breaks in half.
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>>9892326
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>>9892347
...You're a strange lookink robot ~de geso.
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>>9892345
So get the formalities out of the way and tell us how bad your morning really was! Did you get on the wrong bus? Did you step in dog poop? How'd it start?
>>9892349
>Hachikuji climbs a tree and grabs an egg out of a nest.
>She throws it onto the ground next to the older girl and it cooks immediately
Hot!
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>>9892357
I woke up, had breakfast and came here... Just because I don't have to say good mornink doesn't mean that my mornink was bad either ~de geso.
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>>9892329
Oh, would you maybe like...the alternative? No, no I don't think you would one bit!
>>9892349
Well, I've been in this little part of the world for, oooh...a few months now~. I don't fight.
I crush.
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>>9892349
>that gif text.
Don't let Red see this.
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>>9892364
>the ghost scared off the skeleton
Based ghost.
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>>9892360
So... You ate food and it wasn't good or bad, neither wasn't anything that happened afterwards...
There are starving people somewhere in the world who would just love to have a morning like you did just now! Be a little more appreciative.
>>9892361
What? The alternative? Are you going to soil yourself and start crying? You know, that would be horrible. Please don't.
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>>9892306
Many different types of pure spookiness, you mean. But most fears are irrational, aren't they? It just can't be helped. With all the superpowered guys you got walking around here you'd figure at least ONE of them would have the power to remove somebodies fear, but nooooooooo.
>>9892317
Yeah, that's something I do to. Just look around at various pictures and draw inspiration from them. From the Bonehead Games I asked anons to post random sentences/pictures at me so I could turn them into events.
>>9892310
craig#4543
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Oops. Accidentally quoted you. Sorry for that.
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>>9892355
Eh, that's how I usually look, how about you?
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>>9892372
Then I forget a quote link... I need coffee. Brb.
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>>9892369
>A smile comes to her face as she holds her hand out towards the other girl. That nailbat definitely wasn't there a second ago.
I'm not in a mood to go around hitting things right now. How about we keep it that way?
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>>9892371
Have you tried thinking about what it is that makes you afraid of ghosts? You might be able to overcome your fear if you know the root cause of your fear.
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>>9892369
>Squid stares lazily at the girl, rubbing the sleep from her eyes with a tentacle.
Whatever ~de geso...
>>9892376
What? I'm not a robot ~de geso.
I'm a squid, and I'm not strange lookink ~de geso!
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>ghosts
>in the year of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ 2017
Literally how can they keep getting away with this?
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>>9892371
Something to get you over your fear?
Then how about-
>Hachikuji bites your finger again.
>This time with no force or murderous intent
>It's kind of sweet actually
>(with your finger in her mouth)
A wuve bite.
>>9892385
What are you going to do? Beat a little girl to death with a bat?! When hell freezes over! I'll be packing my ice skates!
>>9892391
...Wake up! You're still half asleep!
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>>9892398
Magic.
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>>9892272
>missed the game
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>>9892398
LICKA LICKA HIIIIII LICKA HINEY HOOOOOOOLE
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>>9892357
>Karen looks at how quickly the egg cooks itself with her own heat and she stands up from the ground.
Uhh... I might need to calm down a bit. Some training should do the trick!
>>9892361
Hoho! A strong opponent? That's naisu baisu! We'll see how much you can crush in the next arena... What's your name?
>>9892364
UH?!
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>>9892400
Well I just woke up ~de geso...
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>>9892400
Oh, don't be silly!
...You're not that special. I beat everyone to death with a bat. It's just a matter of when!
>>9892410
Hmm. You can call me...Usotsuki. Do you know what that means?
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>>9892410
>Hachikuji throws a ball really far away
Quick, fetch onee-san! Train this way!
>>9892412
Was coffee a part of your breakfast? I can't stay sleepy when I sneak a drink!
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>>9892391
Well you ARE a squid. No offense, really.
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>>9892390
>Craig's bones begins to shudder as he hears a familiar voice - a familiar voice belonging to a familiar ghost.
>Slowly he turns to face Youmu, a look of sheer terror contorted on his skull.
W-well, my sister...died and became a ghost, so...I-I'm thinking, that's what...what started this mess...
>The skeleton tries to smile, but it looks clunky and awkward.
>>9892400
>The skeleton suppresses a shriek, repeating the quote he had been chanting earlier in his head. He flashes the ghost girl a shaky smile.
R-rationally speaking you're a little c-cutie, but this is based entirely out of irrationality, you know? I...I-it just doesn't make sense...
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>>9892415
Nobody should ever have to drink somethink as gross as coffee in the mornink. It's just not right ~de geso.
>>9892418
>The squid's tentacles twitch.
What's that supposed to mean ~de geso?
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>>9892421
Your sister became a ghost, and you became a skeleton? That doesn't make any sense at all. And why would that scare you? Did she haunt you afterwards?
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My ava is the cutest motherfucker that God has ever gifted this Earth and if anyone says otherwise I will kill you
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>>9892433
I know right? It's just a really silly thing to do. It's like an act of betrayal. And maybe it has more to do with how it all happened or something, she was kinda set on fire. Bit gruesome, don't you think?
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>>9892437
I disagree.
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>>9892445
It is. Who would do such a thing?
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>>9892448
Get ready for the fight of a lifetime motherfucker
>left hooks
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>>9892414
It means... Iwanttofightyou? Yes, that must be it!
>>9892415
>Karen looks at the ball flying off in the air and she decides to go for it. She adopts her running position and steam comes off her feet as she dashes towards it. When she's near the ball, flying in the air, Karen does a big jump and catches the ball between her teeth.
Mfhsee! Ifgotmh it!
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>>9892462
Aww, and here I thought you looked Japanese. It should be something everyone knows.
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>>9892456
My Dad. He also dropped a bowling ball on my skull and gave me brain damage back in '05. Bit of a twisted family dynamic, eh?
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>>9892460
>he raises his hand and catches your fist in his palm. Even without exerting any force it still feels like your hand is being crushed.
Please, do not do that again.
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>>9892474
I still do not see how this gave you a fear of ghosts. Maybe it's something from before then, only you can't remember it. Try meditating untill you remember the cause of your fear. Then you can conquer it.
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>>9892421
Really the only reason you feel this way about me is because I told you I was a ghost one time. That's gotta be nothing at all. I haven't even done any ghosty things yet.
>>9892427
Coffee is gross, yeah! But the ice cream is delicious. You can't deny that!
>>9892462
>Hachikuji talks the ball
>It's dripping with the older girl's excited juices
W-wow, you're willing to do almost anything, aren't you?
>>9892414
You mean in the arena? Don't take me lightly, I've been a leader of a gang once!
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>>9892497
>It's dripping with the older girl's excited juices
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>>9892492
Oof, meditation? I'll give it a shot but I can't promise results. The thought of murder is always on my mind.
>>9892497
This is true. I think I can feel myself getting more comfortable around you...
>The skeleton chortles.
Ha. "I can feel myself getting more comfortable around you," he said to a little girl. That's insane. Nobody should ever be compelled to say something so silly.
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>>9892497
>>9892467
>I'm very tired and it doesn't seem like we'll have a game anytime soon. I need to sleep. See you later guys.
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>>9892497
In there.
Out here.
>She swings at the air, that large and childish, even innocent smile still stuck on her face.
Everywhere.
>>9892523
Proper rest is important. Good night.
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Taichi Banana
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>>9892523
Thanks for spending time with me today, it made me really happy!
>>9892524
>>9892522
>>9892427
I have to go now too. See you next time!
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>>9892522
If you don't figure it out soon, I'm going to take your head and hide it on the other side of the planet so I don't have to hear you scream anymore. How's that for motivation?
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>>9892531
Laaaame. Oh well. Bye!
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>>9892531
>The skeleton feels a wave of relief wash over him as the little ghost girl takes her leave. One ghost down, another one to go.
Cya.
>>9892532
Sheesh, saying that reaaaally doesn't help. Are you trying to help me get over my fear of ghosts or empower it?
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>>9892532
Guess who.
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>>9892545
To help you, as well as my heari-
>>9892548
W-ho is it? Is t-this who I think it is?
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>>9892558
Ooh! I hope it's a ghostbuster!
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>>9892558
Depends on who you think this is.
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>>9892561
Ha ha. Very funny.
>>9892562
My s-stalker?
>>9892565
>this does nothing since Youmu's ghost half isn't within the spells range.
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>>9892575
You might have more than one though.
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>>9892581
Why not show yourself then?
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>>9892565
>The skeleton's body goes stiff and falls over onto its back, landing on the ground with a heavy thud. The skeleton...is dead.
>It then respawns.
Suddenly I see. Anons are the most powerful of all.
>>9892575
I wasn't joking. What would happen if a ghostbuster slid his vacuum thingy underneath you, would it suck half your face off?
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>>9892585
Do you not understand the concept of "guess who"?
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>>9892587
I don't think so. I have no idea what a ghost buster is exactly, or what they do.
>>9892590
Yes. Do you understand the concept of not playing your game? Just show yourself already!
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>>9892603
No.
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>it's a silver queen anonposting episode
Sigh.
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>>9892613
Sighs
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>>9892621
>silver
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>>9892613
Fine. I'm going to go take a nap then. Goodbye, stalker-san.
Goodluck with conquering your fear, Mr. Skeleton.
>>9892621
>>9892622
>keks
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>>9892603
Ghostbusters are a bunch of cool dudes that go around busting ghosts, exactly as the name implies. They use Proton Packs to wrangle ghosts into a ghost trap, which is like a pocket dimension or something. Real-
>>9892626
Have a ghoulnight! you know like good night except ghoul because of ghosts or whatever i dunno
>the skeleton shrugs
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you, yeah you, fuck you
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>spooks into thread
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Am I cute enough for HG ?
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>>9892663
>she runs off screaming in fear.
Ghostsdon'texist!Ghostsdon'texist!Ghostsdon'texist!Ghostsdon'texist!Ghostsdon'texist!
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>>9892648
What the heck did I do? You aren't somebody I've murdered, are you? Because if so you really need to get over it.
>>9892663
>The skeleton assumes the fetal position and shovels dirt into his eyesockets so he doesn't have to look at the horrifying ghosts flying through the night's sky.
STOP IT I DON'T LIKE IT
STOP IT I DON'T LIKE IT
STOP IT I DON'T LIKE IT
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ghosts are shit
skeletuns are shit
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>>9892705
what about skeletons
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>>9892716
they shit
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>>9892685
>tfw no one responds
Why are you guys being so mean?
All I want to know is if I'm cute or not.
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>>9892723
they good
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>>9892736
no they stink and boneheads
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>>9892740
i think you stink and you numbskull
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>>9892738
You are a bad liar, anon.
I know you like what you see.
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>>9892746
fuck u, i fight u and i kill ur skull
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>>9892756
FUCK
>his skull explodes, revealing his disguise in the process. The one defending the skeleton was the skeleton all along!
>>
>>9892781
got u calciumbitch
>>
>All these Skeletons...
Undead Games when?
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>>9892800
Maybe someday
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>>9892800
That'll be my magnum opus, the code I work on for a month, slaving away at every event, making sure each and every one of them is unique and genuinely fun to respond to. Until then though I'll just keep churning out some smaller codes, like the city one I'm working on
>>
>>9892821
R-release date when, skeleton kun?
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>>9892824
For the city? Sometime during the week I would presume, depends on what I get up to. Exams are finishing for everyone so it's gonna be a pretty active week
For the Undead Games (which is entirely theoretical as of right now)? When I have enough time to knuckle down and really put some effort into making a code.
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>>9892747
I'm the liar here.
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>>9892842
Wow, you are so hard working, skeleton kun.
If only I could be more like you...
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>>9892853
But why are you upside down?
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>>9892871
Feel like it.
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is 3DS good to buy?
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>>9892859
Woah, is the this the start of my harem? It's about frickin' time.
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>>9892885
lemme munch on bone bone.
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>>9892881
But if you are a liar, does that mean you don't
actually feel like it?
I'm confused.
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>>9892859
Maybe you could, if you had some.......private lessons with him.
>>
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>>9892896
Good~.
>The girl smirks up at him from where she lies on the ground
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>>9892885
>>9892897
I-I'll do anything for skeleton kun!
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>>9892910
Anything?!
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>>9892921
D-don't test my resolve, baka!
Of course I would, skeleton-kun is my hero!
>>
>7 minutes without posts
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
IS THE THREAD DEAD
NO IT'S BEEN TOO LONG
AM I THE ONLY MAN LEFT ON EARTH
WORLD WAR 3
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING??!?!?!?!
>>
>>9892985
Why bother reviving a dead thread if shitposting is gonna kill it again?
>>
>>
>>9892992
It's the circle of HG life, anon.
I can't believe how perfectly you described it.
>>
>>9893004
Who cares about shitposting?
Just ignore it. Don't be a little triggered sperg.
>>
>>9892893
I'll not soil your CUTE! with such filthy acts.
>The skeleton pats her head.
Tibia honest, I let the kids at my sweatshops do all the work. Man, the things they come up with for 50c!
>>9893004
>looks around
>sees that he occupies a large sum of this thread's posts
rut roh
>>
>>9893035
It still poisons the atmosphere of the threads though. It turns away hosts as well as players, new and old.
>>
>>9893049
>I'm going to let posts that are made deliberately to ruin my fun ruin my fun
>I'm also going to associate it as an actual threat instead of encouraging people to ignore it and just pass it off as sad people venting after the bad day they had.
It does literally nothigng.
The only thing it's poisoned is you. Name one host who's turned away by shitposting. I can assure you there are more hosts who are mature enough to not give a shit.
>>
>>9893067
One host? K.
Shorty.
>>
>>9893067
>Name one host who's turned away by shitposting.
Mii Swordfighter
>>
>>9893067
Aaliyah's faction games are another that were run off by shitposting.
>>
>>9893067
Me.
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>>9893079
Mii Swordfighter stopped because he didn't get enough replies
>>
>>9893067
Asgore
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>>9893075
>>9893079
>>9893087
>>9893092
Well, too bad for them. If they want to let the mean people like Yukine, Izaya, etc get under their skin and they couldn't handle it, so be it.
I'm just going to enjoy the hosts who aren't sulking in a corner because they literally couldn't ignore the anonymous posts of a few shitters.
>>
>>9893095
>Sulking in a corner
Nah, I bet they just found better things to do with their time.
>>
>>9893104
That's what every jaded oldfags say. Bring up their names all you want, they're not valid anymore.
>>
>>9893104
>I bet
>They
You're one of them, so why are you talking like you're speaking for them like any regular nufag here posting gives a shit?
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>tfw want to host but cant host becuase
fug
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>>9893095
I mean, can you deny that we have less hosts now?
Less players?
>>
>>9893138
We'll wait until you can
<3
>>
>>9893139
So what? We don't need you if you don't want to anymore. Take a walk, come back if you ever rediscover your passion. Comparing to the past with your rose tinted glasses isn't going to help.
>>
>>9893154
It's not rose tinted glasses if it actually WAS better.
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>>9893158
That's subjective, thanks. Go back to your discord now, because you aren't going to contribute, yet you show up to suck a bit of attention because of your oldfag relevance. I don't know what you want us to do with this information. If the old days were better, fine they were better, and we're making our own good now, and we don't need you to do it.
>>
>>9893164
>Poe's_Law.txt
>>
>>9893164
translation: I don't want to stop shitposting and I won't admit it's detrimental to HG.
>>
I LOVE ROCK N ROLL
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>>9893196
I like my friends
>>
>>9893203
I have no friends.
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>>9893203
stfu pussy vaguna
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>>9893175
>Using laws you don't really understand as a copout argument on the internet.
>>9893181
>Not acknowledging the fact that people who don't sperg at the first sight of shitposting are the cool people who can enjoy this without it beating them down emotionally
>Not just accepting that there are going to be people who can't handle it no matter what as an opposite to people who can and they're not going to be the focus or model example of how to enjoy HG without it turning you into a bitter prick seeking the attention they received when they actually did something other than bitch and moan about how great it used to be
>>
>>9893208
You have no clear indicator of being satirical or not, Poe's Law is in effect.
>>
Can I host now?
>>
>default games 24/7 where people react by saying "oh man I died!"
>developed codes where people react with detailed writing
pick one
>>
>>9893223
Oh look...
Nobody cares.
>>
>>9893224
yes, please.
>>
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I don't mean to step in during your infighting, but check 'em.
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>>9893223
I don't think that's the right law, unless you're saying he can't see the poe's law, or something like that.
>>9893224
yee.
>>9893229
Either is fine.
>>
Ah yeah, if some newgag is going to come in and bitch about this light banter, go sit on the bench with the thinskinfags chased away by shitposting.
Or go to ERP, where all of them spergs ended up anyway.
>>
>>9893229
Both are fine, it's about yourself, whether you can make gold out of shit.
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>>9893250
I try my best, senpai!
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>>9893250
Oh look...
Nobody cares.
>>
>>9893238
>>9893241
Okay
Gimme 24 tributes
>>
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>>9893269
A Liar
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>>9893269
Switch-chan
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>>9893269
Merryn
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>>9893269
Aku
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>>9893269
Kharjo
It has been a while, travelers. Khajiit has returned to these strange lands.
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>>9893269
Cthulhu
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>>9893269
Mr. Compress
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>>9893269
Hachikuji Mayoi
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>>9893269
Mikun
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>>9893269
Sauron
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>>9893269
Kurt Cobain
>>
Jaded oldfags btfo
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>>9893269
Big Pajeet
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>>9893269
Astolfo!
>male
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>>9893269
L A N K Y
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>>9893290
I'll get dubs some day. Until then, I'll keep trying!
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>>9893269
Junkrat
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>>9893292
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>>9893269
piece of shit cracked eggshell
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>>9893269
Erica
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>>9893269
Iria
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>>9893269
Nigga with a rocked launcher
>>
5 more
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>>9893269
Youpi
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>>9893284
A big, fuzzy kitty?
Aww...but you're wearing so much metal.
>>
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>>9893269
Minamoto no Raikou
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>>9893330
Yotsugi Ononoki
Yaaaaaaay, peace peace.
>>
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>>9893330
Misunderstood Hero
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>>9893344
>Implying I'll enact the labor
Just enjoy your L
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>>9893350
He just wanted to see our identification, what's wrong with that?
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>>9893330
Pingu
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>>9893269
Gigavolt
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>>9893339
This Khajiit protects the others, little Nord. He has to wear armor, for this land is filled with all manner of dangerous beasts.
>>
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Check, swap, etc
4 minutes
>>
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>>9893398
What have you in store for us today, host onii-chan?
>>
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>>9893398
Lord Sauron is here, I need to make a good impression
>>
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>>9893378
Nooord? That's a new one, I thought I was Japanese!
Hmmm...I don't think any amount of armor will save you from what's here~.
>>
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>>9893362
>Asks for I'D nicely
>BJ kills him in a brutal fashion and bathes in his Aryan blood
>proceeds to side with commies
>>
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>>9893398
Alright alright!
Let's see what you all can do.
>>
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>>9893398
I'm more than ready to put on a wonderful performance that will amaze the audience, but it seems like the stage is not yet ready.
>>
We begin
>>9893400
Deaths
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>>9893438
That was pretty fast, onii-chan. I stood no chance against the rope. I'll just lie here until it's over. I will thank you then.
Yaaa..... ayyy....
>>
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Please help me with my homework
>>
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>>9893438
I'm not the type who would use such brute weapon anyway, but don't expect me to forget about your rude behaviour, little one.
>>
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>>9893438
People dying left and right! I feel the blood pumping!
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>>9893449
This isn't real right?
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>>9893438
I don't know what this is, but I like it.
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>>9893457
Things are going to be fine. All I need to make a raft, one for me, and my bag too. I hope I can find the materials, or I'll be walking a long way down the road...
>>
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>>9893457
What's this? She didn't even put up a fight.
Thanks for becoming free food, human
>>
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>>9893457
Trying to simply touch someone doesn't mean that I was trying to do something so vile, but I suppose as a criminal everything I do will end up being an act of evil, right?
That thing isn't my type anyway.
>>
Everybody hates Indian
>>
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>>9893483
>>
Peaceful day.
>>
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>>9893483
I just... I just need a break... I shouldn't have ran that fast... I can't bre...
>>
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>>9893483
See? I'm not completely heartless! I'll gladly help you out with these minor wound, just so that I can trick you into getting some lethal ones later on!
Ho ho ho~
>>
>>9893500
Yes, the weather is quite lovely today. More tea?
>>
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>>9893417
It might. Or it might not. We'll see.
>>9893438
Give up while you still can! Kharjo knows his way around this weapon.
>>9893457
Khajiit is smart enough to withdraw when he can't win.
>>9893483
A strange one, even for a Redguard.
>>
>>
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>>9893514
Not my problem, and I don't intend to change that, so there's no reason for me to do anything about it, right?
>>
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>>9893514
I didn't expect much from her
>>
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>>9893512
For one, your head is nice and exposed, kitty.
>>
Perverted loli
>>
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>>9893514
Head on, then. I'll keep an eye out.
>>9893529
>>9893532
Kharjo still needs to see.
>>
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>>9893528
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
>>
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>>9893532
>After he is done with destroying whatever he could find around the man's camp, Mr. Compress simply just shrugs
I thought that this would be entertaining, but this guy refused to wake up, no matter what I did, and without a good reaction my performance's just gone to waste.
>>
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>>9893541
You have to do better than that! Now leave and don't return.
>>
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>>9893541
>>9893550
I changed my mind. I'd prefer if you released me from this hug and left my cave.
>>
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>>9893534
You can wear hats that don't cover your eyes, silly.
>>
What the fuck Kharjo
>>
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>>9893550
>Hachikuji cries herself to sleep
>>
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>>9893574
I couldn't find anything that would make your demise more elegant or at least somehow shocking for the audience, so I suppose this stick will do it.
>>
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>>9893592
>>9893574
NOOT NOOT
>>
Arena Event next.
>>
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>>9893608
Uwaaaaah! I had a horrible dream! About skeletons!
>>
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>>9893605
Oh my, this is kinda messy. But it's still part of the job, so there's nothing I can do about it.
>The masked man keeps stabbing the penguin until it stops the annoying nooting
I've no idea why I tried to explain those things to an animal.
>>
HERE IT COMES
>>
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>>9893637
Ah! Finally! I was able to upgrade my stick into a superior weapon! Now with this mighty spear I'll be able to put on a fitting show for this crowd!
>The masked man tosses the spear aside and just walks away
This is stupid.
>>
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>>9893637
Here, try something a stranger gave me on the street! He told me it was really good!
>>
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>>9893662
Not the water! Don't throw me into the water!!
>>
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>>9893662
I'm no Houdini, but escaping such a silly situation is no problem for this old man!
>As the tsunami is about to reach him, the masked man snaps his finger and a small marble takes his place
>After the arena returns to its normal state, the masked man appears once again at the marble's location
Piece of cake!
>>
One death tonight
The Feast next.
>>
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Kharjo apologises, but the caravan is moving on. He has to follow.
>>9893682
My apologies, both for the water and my earlier actions.
>>
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>>9893710
That was really dirty, if I was dead on land, I wouldn't have to wake up with all of my stuff SOAKED!
>>
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>>9893710
Goodbye anyways. I was nice meeting you.
>>
Aaaaaand Final 2
Winner next.
>>
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>>9893743
>>9893733
I'm at the edge of my seat, host-san
>>
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>>9893733
What a wonderful trick! Out of nowhere the entire Arena turned invisible! I'd be happy to learn this marvelous magic trick of yours if it's not a problem, my friend!
>>
>>9893743
>It's a Junkrat gets play of the game episode
>>
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>>9893743
It seems like I'm already pretty good at mimicking your trick, host! See? I've made those two completely disappear!
Ho ho ho~
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IT'S OVER
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>>9893775
That guy is totally insane with that sword. Someone needs to take it away from him...
Or give him his own TV show overseas.
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Your winrar
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>>9893792
Thanks for hosting for us, host-san.
You let someone kill me and throw me into the waves. That counts as something, right?
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>>9893775
What an awful ending for a wonderful show.
You've got some guts to kill the main character of a performance, just so you can ruin the whole thing for everyone.
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Stats
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>>9893805
Nothing to write home about...
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>>9893805
>The masked man dusts off his jacket and takes a deep breath
That's enough whining about the horrible closure of this game. It wasn't your fault, so I won't hold it against you, Mr. Host.
Thank you for letting me put on a show, even if it turned out the way it did.
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Thanks for playing!
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My cock is literally bursting through my skirt!
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>>9893834
Come back soon~!
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NGW?
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>>9893792
Oooh, the junkman! Congrats! And thanks!
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>>9893850
Nobody knows!
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ALL LOLIS ARE TO BE HUGGED
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>>9893805
Thanks for hosting fag
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>>9893869
K-Kamina?
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>>9893805
Nice.
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Hey Beter
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>>9893743
>Junkrat sees the giant eldritch beast lumbering through the forest, crushing trees underneath its every step. Not one to turn down a challenge, Junkrat throws a concussion mine at his feet and detonates it, the explosion sending him rocketing towards Cthulhu.
>As he turns to check the commotion, Junkrat yells out some Japanese phrase he learned from Hanzo and takes off the monster's head with one well-timed swing of his katana. As the beast falls over Junkrat slides down its slimy back down to safety, erupting into a series of manic giggles as he touches down on the ground.
Now THAT was insane! And I ain't talkin' about the whole Cthulhu thing either.
>>9893802
>Junkrat flashes him a cocky smile.
I dunno 'bout that, I reckon it was an alright finish.
>>9893790
My own TV show? Only if it has lots of explosions AND I get to perform my own stunts. That's the only time I'd consider it.
>>9893859
Thanks, ya creep.
>>9893805
Cheers for this, cobber. Always like it when I get to win!
>Seriously this is the only ava I win with anymore
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>>9893875
I said hugged, not raped.
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whoop
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>>9893886
Just keep your sword away from me. You don't hurt little girls right? You better not because little girls can hurt you.
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WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT MY BAD REPUTATION
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>hurts little girls
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369
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>>9893924
Bad how?
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We really need to close this deal, you're almost done that game code right?
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>>9893886
Alright? That's all that you seek? You took out the main character of the show, the one that could've made it a perfect finish, just so you could turn it into an alright one?
How crude of you!
I like that!
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>>9893925
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>>9893946
>flicks forehead
whatcha gonna do, brother?
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>>9893913
Hurting little girls? Nah...well, 'cept this one time but there was somethin' wrong with her. And I do a lotta...
>Junkrat coughs
"demolition work"
>Junkrat coughs again
where little girls may or may not get hurt in the process. It kinda depends on where they are at the time.
>>9893944
Well, y'know, it could be better. I could be gettin' paid for it, but nobody gets paid for it. Is it so much to ask for to be able to get paid while havin' fun?
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>>9893962
N-Nothing! I don't pick fights I can't win!
Okay, maybe I do, but what good would that be now? I won't get any credit for any kills I make outside the arena!
>>9893964
You look too poor to own an expensive Japanese sword, mister.
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>>9893946
u don't realize it but i'm fucking ur gf right now as we speak. what do u think about that ho? cry bitch cry
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>>9893964
do u know what this is? it's u being a bitch lmao
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>>9893985
What are you even talking about?
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>>9893999
u don't even know it but i'm literally penetrating ur gf rn. she's crying for me and u are H I S T O RY bitch LMAO
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>>9893964
Wait a minute...
>The masked man taps side of his mask, as he wonders about this sudden revelation
If there is no payment at the end of the piece, why are we even here? If that's the case, there is no need for even an encore!
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>>9893983
You know you can't win, BROTHER, because HOLLYWOOD HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON HG, BROTHER!
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>>9894020
im sorry but thot patrol is here and we need to shut down ur operation. ur too much of a ho for this thread to control, we have to put u in a home to be put down !!
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>>9894025
You need that to say that in Japanese, onii-chan. Horry wooto huhrukumania running waido on HG, nii-chan!
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>>9893983
Looks can be deceiving, kid. Ain't that something they tell ya in preschool or something? And this sword isn't mine, I just found it layin' around. Didn't even have to go outta my way to pinch it!
>>9893998
Choose your battles mate. I'm not one to grant second chances, but you seem a little bit slower than most so I'll give ya this one opportunity to take it back.
>>9894020
I come 'ere to get the pigs off of my back, it's like this place don't exist to 'em. I can also blow things up all I want with no consequence! The only thing it's missing is the pay cheque, otherwise this place would be like Heaven on Earth or somethin'.
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>>9894046
You should sell it and get yourself a sandwich. You look like someone pulled a piece of old leather over a wooden coat hanger.
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>>9894027
What a twist! First the heroes, and now an entire patrol, with a ridiculous name is after this dashing rogue, called Mr. Compress!
But as you can see I'm a busy man, so I have no time to play around with kids right now. Now, how about you go and play with some video games, or whatever you kids do nowadays.
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>>9894041
I don't speak that language, Brother, I speak the language of winning, I'm speaking the language of going on TOP of the pecking order of the game, I'm gonna be the MAN, brother, and then all those HGITES and those CRY-BABIES in the rigginsmania crowd, if you got a problem with me, or my other New World Order brothers, then I double-triple-dog dare you to step up to the plate and do something about it! Brother!
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>>9894060
Why is it that every kid in this arena is a damn brat?! In fact, why the hell are there a bunch of children runnin' around this place all willy-nilly?
When I thought of the kinds of freaks that'd gather at a place like this I was thinkin' stuff like terminators and lizard people, not a bunch of haughty kids that've never been smacked in their life!
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http://itsalmo.st/#birthdaygametime
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>>9893092
Don't spread misinformation, thanks.
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>>9894089
Who's birthday is it?
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>>9894077
You talk like one of them superheros on the Saturday morning TV shows. I feel like an evil villain already. I don't know about y our strength, your team, or how strong you are. But my teeth do want a feel of what it would be like if I chomped down on your thick arms. I'm sure everyone watching would just love to see your running frantically, trying to get me off.
>>9894083
I don't think you're going to be nice to children whether they were brats or not, so I thought it wouldn't really make a difference how I acted. If that it's the case, lets start over!
>Holds out hand
Hi, my name is Hachikuji Mayoi. Nice to meet you.
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>>9894046
The pigs? I suppose that you meant the authorities by that. Now that's hard to believe, but if that's the truth, that means you're one hundred percent right! Of course that's only good for villains and criminals...
So it would be perfect for someone like me!
Thank you for sharing this piece of information with me! It seems like my first impression about you being another mindless brute was wrong!
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>>9894089
>No.
>>9893886
Creep is relative, you just caught me in a funny mood, is all.
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How are all you cheeky cunts doing today?
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>>9894124
>Oh, not what I thought. Nevermind then.
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>>9894094
>replying to a 2 hour old post
For what purpose
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>>9894103
>Junkrat goes to counter her argument, but then a scenario flashes into his mind: he's at the park. A child with a candy bar has just walked past him. Junkrat likes candy, so he snatches it out of the child's hands.
Yeah, guess ya got me on that point. But whatever, I'll take ya hand. Not like it'll kill me.
>Junkrat accepts her hand, shaking it rougher then he probably should.
Names Junkrat, international criminal with a bounty up in the millions!
>Junkrat sounds very proud of that fact.
>>9894111
Dead wrong mate. I didn't get a bounty as large as mine by being dumb!
>That's right mate, you got a bounty as large as yours through dumb luck!
Shut up, voice in my head! I ain't that kinda crazy!
>Yeah sorry mate, cya later.
That's right.
>>9894118
The mood where ya just wanna charge some bloke down with a nailed baseball bat and bash his out his brains?
>Junkrat pauses.
Yeah, I can relate to ya. Pull somethin' dumb like that again though and I'll be givin' you a rude awakening.
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>>9894103
Brother I've got those pythons on me, those 24 inch pythons on each side of me, you really expect to sink in me, brother? you want to risk getting hanged then banged up on the walls? cause brother, HOLLYWOOD HULKAMANIA GONNA GO WILD ON YOU IF YOU TRY TO!
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>>9894175
Mmmhmm. I don't feel like it now though. I've been in a weird mood lately. I just wanna watch things now.
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>>9894175
>Hachikuji holds onto Junkrat's hand tightly for a moment, not letting him take his hand back for a moment
Millions...?
...Oh!
>She quickly releases his hand.
I can buy a lot of things with that money. You're good at escaping, right? How about you get captured, I get the reward money, and we split the profits if you manage to get out?
>>9894184
You're going to go wild on me? What are you, a carnival ride? Those aren't pythons, they're just your arms, silly. They look nothing like snakes! Yeah, you'll look really cool, bodyslamming a little girl into the ground.
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>>9894147
Nothing much.
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>>9894174
Boredom.
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>>9894244
Kill yourself.
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>>9894244
Kill yourself.
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>>9894244
Kill yourself
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>>9894175
What was that?
So you're one of those wacky people? I know someone who's kinda like you, but that's not important right now.
Ah, how rude of me!
I'll let you finish your little conversation with yourself in a minute, just let me find you something!
>The masked man quickly searches through one of his pockets and pulls out a small marble from it
Here!
>He hands the tiny ball to the madman as he childishly chuckles
That's your payment for the information.
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>>9894209
I take it back, you are a bit of a creep aren't ya? That ain't a weird mood, that's a normal one. Watchin' sports, watchin' TV, watchin' explosions go off...yeah, 'bout as normal as ya get really.
>>9894227
>Junkrat considers the idea for a small moment. He's not the brightest of people, so any flaws in the plan gets overshadowed by the mention of "reward money."
Ya got a big brain for such a small girl, you know that? I reckon you've just stumbled onto a million dollar idea.
>Junkrat giggles at his own joke, before assuming a contemplative stance.
But how're gonna convince the pigs that someone like you was able to apprehend me? It'll be a bit of a tough sell.
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>>9894227
You think Hollywood Hulk Hogan cares about what those trashy who-littles think about Hulk Hogan, Brother? HULKAMANIA IS GONNA RUN WILD ON EVERYONE, FOR LIFE!
>the man gives a pose, flexing his muscles, showing off how big they are, then turning around and walking away
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>>9894118
It's your birthday?
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>>9894265
Nah, I just got a different way of thinkin' than most. I think it's my explosive personality that turns people away.
>Junkrat accepts the marble, staring at it with a puzzled look in his face. He holds it up in the sun to study all of its features but it seems like it's just a normal marble.
If we were anywhere else I'd throw this on the ground and tell ya to give me 5 bucks or somethin', but this ain't anywhere else. What's the gimmick here?
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>>9894255
>>9894259
>>9894263
Screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it.
I guess every superhero need his theme music.
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Kill yourself
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>>9894269
Well, lets be real for a moment. Who in this world can resist my cute girlish charms? I'll just hold your hand and walk you into the nearest police station. You can sign up for jail there and get your orange clothes and everything. I can carry the bags of money home by myself. Don't worry about that. When the police are asleep, you can just sneak out!
Easy!
>>9894288
I'll catch you pooping in the woods one day in the arena and I'll knock you out with a rock before you can wipe!
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>>9894309
>Haters
I don't hate you. I just think you are an annoying malignant tumor.
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>>9894323
So you hate him
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>>9894323
It's a lyrics post you doof doof!
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>>9894244
Lmao kys
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>>9894323
Don't take everything so literally.
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>>9894330
Not at all. Hating implies I care enough about him to be affected by his presence.
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>>9894309
Psh... Kill urseff kid.
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>>9894340
but you are affected by him enough to hate on him.
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>>9894269
You wouldn't get it. Looking at all you people makes me think of things. But whatever.
At least I can still have some fun here and there too.
>>9894290
>June 14, like it was last year
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>>9894351
happy birthday.
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>>9894351
Post Aussa. I'll give her a birthday fug
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>>9894323
>>9894340
That still means you technically hate him, you braindead retard.
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Am I only here to suffer?
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>>9894364
Kill yourself.
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>>9894363
Hon Hon Hon Baugette.
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>>9894298
Ho ho~
What a wise choice, my friend! You're quite lucky that you've got a decent brain in your skull, because throwing that precious, little thing on the ground wouldn't be a clever idea!
Or at least not in a situation like this.
Let's say that the marble that I just gave to you is a really special one! I actually decided on giving you one that fits your previously mentioned explosive personality!
So if you ever get in trouble and you're in need of some extra firepower, feel free to crack it!
Wait a second... What did I even put in that one? Sorry, but I'm not really good at these things.
Oh, yeah! C4! That was it! It wouldn't be elegant, so I would never use it, but I'm sure that you'll find a way to utilize it!
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It's real Kill Yourself hours.
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>>9894364
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBx8eTTXdqs
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>>9894358
>nibbles feet
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>>9894361
Can't a gal just study in peace?
>Here.
>>9894358
>Thanks man.
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>>9894385
no
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>>9894351
>Thinking I would host a birthday game for you
lol
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>>9894387
Kill yourself~
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>>9894351
Happy birthday!
>>
somthing somthing soviet's birthday
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>>9894387
>Gives the birthday fug
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>>9894363
>Seth coming to Assgore's aid
N-NANI
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Remember me? I was claiming that PC + PS4 is the true master race combo, but this E3 proved me wrong. I feel really bad, I feel like I wasted a lot of money on my PS4 Pro. What a disaster. They said nothing about Death Stranding and Deep Down. Bloodborne 2 didn't get announced, Studio Japan was working on a fucking Shadow of the Colossus remaster/remake that people already played on PS2 and PS3, so they couldn't have been working on Bloodborne 2 which means that Bloodborne 2 is not happening. Days Gone turned out to be an interactive movie dogshit with horrible enemy AI. Spider-Man turned out to be an interactive movie dogshit infested with quick time events and no real physics/momentum based webslinging. God of War looked decent, but isn't coming until 2018. This E3 was an absolute disaster for Sony and PS4! Metro Exodus, Code Vein and Monster Hunter World will all be available on the PC. What is the point of owning a PS4 then? Here is the updated list of good games:
>PC exclusives:
>- Quake Champions
>- Mount & Blade 2: Bannerlord
>- Mordhau
>- Star Citizen
>- Camelot Unchained
>- Ashes of Creation
>- Wild West Online
>- Project Wight
>- La-Mulana 2
>- Ghost Song
>Multi-platform games definitive version on the PC:
>- Cyberpunk 2077
>- Armored Core 6
>- Ace Combat 7
>- Code Vein
>- Monster Hunter World
>- Metro Exodus
>- LawBreakers
>- GreedFall
>- Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night
>- Blasphemous
>PS4 exclusives:
>- Death Stranding (when?)
>- Deep Down (when?)
>- God of War
>Multi-platform games not on PC, but on the PS4:
>- Red Dead Redemption 2 (better on Xbox One X, might come to PC)
>- Final Fantasy 7 Remake (better on Xbox One X, might come to PC)
What should I do? Is there any hope for Sony? Will From Software save PlayStation with a Sony exclusive again?
>>
Does anyone here fag Heavy from Meme Fortress 2?
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>>9894438
no.
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>>9894395
Why does this exist?
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>>9894400
>I had people talking before so I couldn't tell. Sorry for being a presumptuous prick like always.
>>9894402
>Love you too anon.
>>9894413
Much obliged!
>>9894419
Alright now, too much is too much.
>>9894438
>We no longer have any active Team Fortress characters at all. Besides a very rare Soldier.
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>>9894433
Is PC/Switch the future?
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>shrekchan is back up and running
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>>9894451
HBD
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>does it in the club now
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>>9894433
Bruh
the only true master race combo is PC + Nintendo console
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>>9894472
What now?
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>>9894314
Now kid, I'm tryin' to run this through my brain and I can't seem to find any flaws with it. This seems like a foolproof plan ya got here!
>Poor Junkrat. If only he had his partner here with him to talk him out of this stupidity.
Though I don't think the nearest police station will do. 'Cause honestly, I don't even know if I'm in me own world anymore, strange as that sounds...
>>9894351
Wait, before we go on any further can you tell me what that exit was about last time? Ya left holdin' this weird thingy after I blew us both up, and I heard some kinda jingle. The hell was that about?
>>9894375
>As Junkrat listens to his explanation, his smile grows wider and wider and stretches out across his face into a manic grin.
Ya tellin' me you got exploding marbles? HA! This is like Christmas all over again!
>Junkrat pockets the marble. Despite being informed of its explosive nature, he doesn't bother treating it with any care.
I've already got a couple uses for it stirrin' up around in me head. Can't believe I've never thought of somethin' so simple before...
>Junkrat
>sorry for the wait
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>>9894450
R34.
No exceptions.
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>>9894432
Don't kid yourself. I'm not here for anyone's help.
I simply like to correct some dumbfuck's delusion.
- Devil
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