/sug/ - Steven Universe General Bendy Straw edition Last T

>>9880676
Jasper is best gem

>>9880753
don't spread lies anon

see anything you like at E3, /sug/?

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>>9880753
congrats on first post, have a thing

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fridge

>>9880797
Monster Hunter even being mentioned
Ive been so out of that series, killing huge as fuck monsters on a tiny 3ds killed my boner

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>tfw first poster

>>9880823
I am also a little bit hype for that prison break game, only because I just watched Shawshank Redemption

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Crackis Crackuli

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Fusion!!

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>>9880863

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Martha + Lars request done. Enjoy.

>>9880863
She should have stayed that way. Palette included.

>>9880857
>prison break
you mean that game that was made by the same creators of two brothers? If yes then so am I, that game genuinely looks nice
Two brothers kicked my heart in the dick, this game might do two fold
>>9880888
damn, I knew these two were hitting it off in art but already fusions? neat-O

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>>9880676
Great pic.

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>>9880818

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>>9880900
>incest

>>9880900
holy shit

>>9880900
nice, what you got next

>>9880906
That's exactly the one, there's just always something about a prisoner' narrative that I can work with. I'd imagine it's going to be quite a trip

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>>9880920
that's not a pee stick

>>9880900
I wish I was her

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final poil
enjoil

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Jasper and Pearl are best gems

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>>9880906
It is canon.

>>9880930
Next is another sketch and then a SFW mirror lapis request.
The sketch might be an OC gem or a Jasper thing, haven't decided.

>>9880920
You took off my watermark, why?

>>9880830
I get it
haha

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

>>9880961
looks good

>>9880676
if rebecca was able to do an su spinoff show on adult swim, would you rather a more serious show recounting the events of the rebellion, or a more comedy based show that expands on greg and rose's relationship?

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>>9880924
maybe it's her
hormone level?
>>9880976
I just saved it from here. Post the original and I take care of the rest.

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Will I ever get more than four hours of sleep at a time?

>>9881009
>Seinfeld with Greg and the Gems
Or
>Band of Brothers with Gems

>>9881009
Serious. We don't need any more comedy shows on Adult Swim.

>>9880933
>That cliff jump
oh yeah, im ready
>>9880971
I can live with this, honestly find it really cute

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>>9880983
I just don't tire of this little slowpphire.

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>>9881015

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>>9881015
>wrong link again
>>9880939

>>9881020
Probably not, the sleep fairy shows no pity to us sorry

>>9881020
>tfw sleep too much, forget what day it is and if its sunrise or sundown
so many threads missed...

>>9880900
Nice.
Mother x son is one of my favorite fetishes.
I would love to see you do a Martha creampie picture at some point.
>>9880924
You can't even tell from the picture itself.
Just pretend it isn't.

>>9881109
ARCHIVE

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>Your as beautiful as the day I first met you.
>Give up and join me Connie humanity, was never kind to you.
>You may be human but inside your a gem just like me....

Who here wants to listen to some terrible Steven Universe fanfiction?

what fusions do you like most

>>9881175
depends on what it is

>>9881169
Who's the artist?

>>9881175
Why are they're terrible? How terrible are they?

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>>9881169
>there is no such thing as ontological evil

Becca would never nut up enough to have an ending like this, and that makes me sad

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>>9881188

>>9881191
>>9881201
Pearl's nasty clam is the title that's all I'm saying

>>9881169
>Skinned Lion cloak
>All the other gems poofed and put onto a gauntlet
>Steven converting Earth to crystals while attempting to kill his Father and Connie

>>9881146
no fun digging up a graveyard, its not the content I care about.

>>9880676
I haven't been here in a few months, how much decent porn of her is there?

>>9881129
Excellent. Something about Martha makes her really fun to draw. I'll add it to my requests.

>>9881210
Creepy...

>>9881216
100% down to see this

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>>9881176
I'm a fan of Opal

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>>9881212
I'm in

>>9881201
>>9881191
>>9881248
Here it is bois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Z8cHac6cg

>>9881169
the funny thing is connie actually has a shot because of rose's "poof everything" sword.

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>>9881210
FUCKING STOP

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>>9881208
>no such thing as ontological evil
I'd argue that it's kind of a non-statement, because there is a distinct difference between nonexistence and axiomatic dependence.

Do you think Greg tried to talk Rose out of killing herself?

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>>9881301
Yes
or Rose didn't tell him it would do that
(see how she kind of talks quietly to the camera in Stevens tape when saying that)

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>>9881299
Wait, but the statement on ontology is precisely stating a material existence of conditions distinct from 'non-existence' while also distant from any sort of platitude or ideological compulsions. I think we're of the same mind here

>>9881349
>Rose didn't tell him
That is such a bastard thing to do. Did she tell the gems?

>>9881349
If there had not (or at least no examples expounded upon) been a gem/human mix prior to Greg and Rose, how did she figure that she was going to be unable to continue to exist in tandem with Steven?

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>>9881208
>Evil Steven has gone to the past to take over the world.
>The gems try to beat evil Steven even Steven himself has to fight his evil future self.
>The gems are all badly beaten but they have evil Steven on the ropes.
>"We can do this guys just hold out a little longer!
>Evil Steven says "I forgot even in the past how strong you all were...I guess I'll need some help...."
>The gems look on as Evil Steven takes out one of the gems covering his clothing.
>He holds out the gem and it forms.
>Its Lapis...but her hair is longer and she has a diamond symbol on her cloths.
>Lapis seems dazed and confused as she collapses in evil Stevens arms.
>Good Steven looks over at the Lapis she knew and both were shocked as they looked at there future selves.
>Evil Steven smiles at Lapis.
>"Steven...what's happening? Lapis said still dazed.
>Steven stroked Lapis's hair and said "I need your help Lapis these gems are trying to harm us we need to fuse in order to win..."
>Lapis looks around at all the shocked gems even normal Steven and even herself.
>Lapis said "Yes...anything for you..."
>Evil Steven and Lapis began to dance.
>Just before they fused Steven looked up at his past self and smirked.
>They fused to create a huge slender fusion with long hair and pink water wings.
>"Playtimes over...."

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>>9881216
Would Steven be able to disappear into his skinned Lion cloak? Would he be able to bring the cloak inside the cloak? Would it create a black hole like Vanilla Ice?

>>9881445
>vanilla ice
You mean cream?

>>9881169
Ah, yes, my favorite character, Connie Humanity

>>9881400
>>"Playtimes over...."
I'm sorry but this "Nothing personel kid." tier.

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>>9881375
I have not delved too deeply into ontology per se, except of course the fundamental canon taught in schools (from Platon to Kant, essentially). Yes, sounds like we're on the same page.

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>>9881398
To form a womb, etc she would have had to study the intricacies of how they work and figure out a way to have part of her to be mixed into it. I'm sure she would be able to tell if the extraction/use of her gem would prevent her from going on.

>>9881469
Yes.

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>>9880863
more like weedpis bongzuli lol

Any tips on starving myself?

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>>9881445
I'm not sure whether Lion needs to be alive for the portal to be active. He doesn't need to be awake, but it's obvious he can feel it so it may be related to his biology.

>>9881497
What if Rose's gem basically got in the way of Steven and he had to go around it- so anyone else would likely survive?

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>>9881486
All of the playtimes. They're all over

>>9881400
all the same, it doesn't work without context, I just can't see the character of Steven as he stands now becoming this one, unless we're pulling a "injustice" level clusterfuck of narrative

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>>9881543
I got one.
Don't.

>>9881486
Couldn't think of a way to end it.
I am not a writer.

>>9881595
End it by blowing your head off.

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>>9881560
I think it was because Rose wanted to incorporate her actual self into her child which includes her gem

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>>9881496
I just appreciate there's another philosophy anon here.

gib
draw
request
pls

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connie is hot

>>9881608
lapis cuddling pupkin

Greg and Rose walk into a bar...
Greg and Steven walk out

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Which gems would still join evil Steven?

>>9881601
YOUR FINGERS ARE SOOOO FAST AND YOUR DICK IS SOOOO SMALL

>>9881543
I mean, the fundamental one would be: don't eat - or so I'd imagine

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>>9881608
steven wearing this

what happened to the sug flockdraw

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I bought another firearm today
bringing my total to 19

>>9881608
sapphire and zircon

>>9881622
walk into a brothel would be better

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>>9881614
Connie, I shot.

>>9881626
lapis definetely

>>9881601
Now that's edge.

>>9881608
blue pearl inside blue diamonds cleavage

>>9881595
Surely, there's a better way to end it? It's not even relevant

>>9881643
What is the favorite of your collection, anon?

>>9881626
Topaz, Jasper, and Yellow Pearl.
Later, Garnet gets a redemption arc and unfuses forever, Pearl falls in love with Steven and becomes his Pearl after he frees her from a mirror and she learns her place, and Rose Quartz gets gorilla AIDS after fusing with a corrupted Bismuth.

>>9881486
Even in the grim dark future Steven's a dork

>>9881608
A sap with one bap™

>>9881486
That's why I like it.
Even as an evil time traveling conqueror, Steven would still try too hard to look cool.

Remember to shower semi regularly.

Imagine masturbating to your comatose friend.

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>>9881607
I find basic knowledge of philosophy to be a greatly helpful and enjoyable thing to have. Sadly I don't have the time to expand it.

>>9881707
Wouldn't Lapis have a say in this? I think she'll say "Come on Steven, we can do better."

>>9881736
Tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

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>>9881643
please don't go ghost

>>9881608
Evil Adult Steven smacking someone

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>>9881680
My SMLE and FAL closely compete, but I think my Uberti Cattleman in .45lc is my favorite handgun

Hey /sug/, it's Sketch
How is your summer going so far?
Have you done anything fun yet?
Doing requests

>>9881734
I shower daily, it feels good.

>>9881608
Steven and Lars kissing while Conie and Sadie drink a ton of alcohol

>>9881608
Lapis and Peridot in bunny girl outfits serving Steven.

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>>9881769
this but with steven

>>9881769
It's going alright I suppose. I haven't done anything terribly exciting yet. Would be possible to get a picture of Paddy?

>>9881769
Pearl reading zizek on the beach

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Pady a qt

>>9881769
Pearl eating depression jello cups
I am depressed but hey ya know

>>9881744
No, Lapis clearly been brainwashed or has developed Stockholm Syndrome or something. It would be more like

>*snort-laugh* you're so cool Steven *weak raspberry before fusing*

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Here's a fun question.
Even if Steven turned evil what good quality's would he still retain?
My money's on him still watching crying breakfast friends.

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>>9881734
I shower everyday but I don't wash my hair as much as a I should

>>9881743
I mixed it in with my political economy, and just found it edifying, so I stuck with it

>>9880900
>heart pupils
This is some good shit

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>>9881608
Blue Zircon being a cuddle slut

>tfw crushed bf's good mood

oops

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>>9881799
>Stockholm Syndrome Lapis
That's hot even better if she will do anything Steven asks of her.

>>9881769
lapis spanking sapphire

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>>9881804
his unwavering dedication to what he believes is right

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>>9881653
delet

>>9881831
>tfw you will never live to see steven try and rape lapis

>>9881804
Steven still likes junk food like the fatty clapistani he is but now he creates food monsters on purpose (remember Together Breakfast?) like Zarkon to terrorize the galaxy

>>9881608
>>9881769
jasper cuddling a tiger

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>My cat nailed my index finger with one of her claws
>I can't right click with it now

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>>9881766
Good shit anon

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>>9881863
>right click
>index finger
What are you, left handed?

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>>9881643
Which school are you going to shoot up?

>>9881769
Lars finishing a wedding cake

>>9881608
Homeworld vs Crystal gems in a game of basketball please

>>9881769
lapis cuddling pupkin

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Would this version or Steven cry more or less (Steven's mother is Blue Diamond)

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You know what this thread needs?

>>9881851
Connie shits in the street

>>9881855
that's implying she ever wouldn't be begging him for it

>>9881855
>Stevens about to rape Lapis.
>He has her pinned and she's too weak to do anything.
>Lapis smiles "This is everything I could ever want...."

>>9881909
I second this request
https://youtu.be/MVVNqR12xQU

If Steven doesn't want to hurt anyone? Why did he hurt the Gems and Greg by taking Rose away? Why does he continue to hurt then badly by existing? What the fuck is wrong with him? Why is he hurting his family?

>>9881964
Why did he hurt his family again by effectively killing himself by giving himself up to HW? Why is he such a dick?

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>>9881777
alright

>>9881923
The only power we've seen blue diamond use is make everyone cry just as much as her

>>9881981
Why the fuck did he hurt his family by jumping off the arena as Stevonnie? Is he a fucking psychopath? Jesus Christ. He could have killed Connie too!

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>>9881614
>>9881653
>>9881851
Looks like a good poem so far

Connie is hot
Connie I shot
Connie was dead,
but now she is not

Connie has died
Steven has cried
Her skin is now pink,
but she is alright

>>9881951
So does she pretend to be in pain for the rape, or does she start getting giddy about it?

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Why can't she be a gem?

>>9881964
Not like he knows much of who she is or what she really means to them, so. Meh.

>>9881964
Pearl plz

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>>9881923
Which gems would be Blue Stevens friends/family in this timeline?

>>9881804
his belief that anyone can change for the better
only evil

>>9882012
kys

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>>9880895

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so what does it take to manage a booru? Is it a good idea to actually make another one? I've been thinking about it for a while and I haven't been doing shit for the past few months either.

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>>9881810
I see. I sincerely consider picking it up again once I am through with some math I need for my studies.

>>9881191
>>9881201
>>9881248
How is it?

>>9882023
Bloople is the only obvious one. A lot of the rest depends on whether Sapphire betrayed her diamond in this AU.

Yellow would probably try to find a way to yank his inheritance out from under him

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>>9882023
Blue Pearl.

The Crystal Gems would probably hate him

>>9882030
>Any gem can become like me
>All it takes is one bad day

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>>9882052
Are you the fag who made the booru, uploaded a SHIT ton of pictures that you never bothered to source and ultimately killed it?
You've done that for the past two boorus.
Stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZoYb5E5zwA
Becky is such a whore.

>>9881964
Steven should just de-gem himself, the selfish prick

>>9882106
Pearl was right for trying to tear it out.

>>9882070
Yeah, like in a level of badness, is it "Oh it's just badly written" to "This shouldn't exist" tier.

>>9882094
No im not but I was referring to that with asking if its a good idea or not

Why do the fandom think it's okay that Pearl tried to kill Steven and willingly watch as he almost fell to his death?

>>9882069
I am biased no doubt, but I'd say try to get a class on post-hegel, as it tends to be a wholly new understanding of material history once dialectics were put into theory

>>9882124
It disturbs me that someone took time out of their day to make this

>>9882129
Well, if you make one and are active in it, don't upload pictures you don't have a source to.
It's practically image dumping at that point.

>>9882150
Do you mean my comment or...?

>>9882161
The fanfiction. Nothing is wrong with your comment

>>9882135
pearlpologists are insane

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dialectics are a classic tool. And I can't say I'm not biased, since I tend to come from a Kantian perspective of things

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https://crossstitchquest.wordpress.com/tag/steven-universe/

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>>9881881
thanks commie anon
>>9881907
Connie's

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commies get out

>>9882201
>>9882137

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>>9882209
no sweat, but here I'm just philosophy/music playlists anon - i stay clear of the politics for the most part

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connies get out

connie's cunny

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>>9880753
fpbp

>>9880797
We got a single image announcement of Metroid Prime 4 and a bunch of other great Nintendo stuff.

>>9882023
bloople, saphire an amethyst (not under cooked) and agate

>>9882255
connie best girl

>>9882296
shes a commie
she gets thrown off the helicopter

>>9882269
I am so cautious about anticipating games, but I'll say that I was kind of hype when I saw it too

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>>9882296
anon worst taste

>>9882308
she's not

>>9882023
definetely blue pearl and maybe holly blue

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>>9882308

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i'm hungry

what should I eat /sug/?

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>>9882322
>t. commie

>>9882334
eat you're hands dude

>>9882334
What's in the fridge?

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>>9882330
you lost the coldwar and communism dosnt work
lol

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>>9882334
risotto

>>9882334
starve to death

>>9882348
piss bottles

>>9882052
You need to tag that shit, and that's what takes the most time

>>9882052
make one

why does every comfy thread have to slowly derail into a pissing match about communism

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This is aivi, say something nice to her

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>>9882349
yet we're slowly eroding western values to give control to our zionist jew masters - even when we lose, (((we))) win :DDDD

>>9882390
they're all russian sleeper agents

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>>9882398
>complains about jews
>believes in communism
(((good goy)))

>>9882397
Still fucken qt

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>>9882390
well, me and the other anon were talking about philosophy - even the gun anon was good. Then the inevitable pairing of the autistic communist and autistic /pol/yp began their usual sparring match

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POST DIAMONDS

>>9882384
Aight I got you go to the store get a t bone steak season it with some garlic salt, seasoned salt, and pepper cook on medium heat on each side for five minutes let sit for five minutes and drink the piss

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>>9882439
fuck yourself

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Post cosplay.

What a surprise, none of you can answer lol.

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>>9882439

>>9882334
>>9882444
Just don't drink the piss

>>9882424
I making a joke that you're so certain that, even in the face of the collapse of the socialist experiments of the 20th century, we're both simultaneously a massive failure and an imminent threat such that we're destroying western culture through """""cultural Mark-sism""""". At least be consistent, you mental halfbreed

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>>9882439

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>>9882439

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>>9882450
What's the fattest SU cosplayer?
Without counting the Rose ones.

>>9881263
Why does Amethyst sound like a southern cop? I don't believe his is in character with Pearl AT ALL.

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>>9882471
>communism
>Imminent threat
sorry, i dont believe in /pol/ autists

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>>9882439
What if she ends up being a reclude who deposits piss bottles ever week and pretends that she's still fucking PD

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>>9882439
Only the best.

What the fuck is even going on?

>>9882496
>>>/r9k/

Rose knew about the cluster and decided to have a child knowing it was going to die horribly.
The gems genocided other sentient species, we are not the first sentient non-gem species they came across.
The Crystal Gems still wish Steven was ever born and Rose was here. They'd kill Steven if it was guaranteed Rose would come back.
Rose never really cared about humans, she just wanted to be free we were just a byproduct.

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>>9882473
Becky always drew the best diamond.

>>9882495
ah, then you're what? a generic an-cap? I don't have so much of an issue with you if you didn't just redbait everytime you're here

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>>9882324
Holly Blue as a Gem mom would be precious.
I wish the comics were actually good so we could get some fun AU stuff.
>>9882269
>Prime.
I don't like Prime.
I would have rather had another classic style game or something.

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>>9882495
but he was defending communism despite its flaws
you're clearly falseflagging to get a rise out of everyone, apparent by your flip flopping of extremist views
consider suicide

>>9882488
Because she is a southern cop and what do you mean not in character he's the best at doing pearl's voice

>>9882513
/pol/ish stuff? I dunno, just ignore it until it goes away.

>>9882531
everything you have said is retarded
hang yourself

>>9882531
delet

>>9882531
>we are not the first sentient non-gem species they came across.
Headcanon, we still don't know that.

>Rose never really cared about humans, she just wanted to be free we were just a byproduct.
That's correct desu senpai

>>9882552
this

>>9882541
>>9882543
>reeee your just b8 SHILL SHILL SHILL
>>>/pol/

>>9882549
No I meant the situation. It's unlikely she would had a vagina, and it is certainly less probable she wouldn't just clean it.

>>9882573
We are not, gems need organic materials too form and look how many plants are kind the Muriels.

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Fresh from the drawthread

>>9882580
wouldn't that count two-fold for you, who always instigates?

>>9882608
once again, headcannon
"life energy" dosnt mean sentient life

>>9882591
Oh I guess people are just into weird shit

>>9882613
that's actually kinda funny

>>9882496
What if WD ends up being an autistic shut in, but she's just as powerful as she's been hyped up to be?
The other Diamonds are afraid of her and try to keep her happy to avoid her throwing a tantrum.
The corruption song was actually just WD REEEEEing so hard that any gems who heard it lost their minds.

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>>9882613
Good shit senpai
Are you the one that keep requesting Aqua stuff on /aco/? You're doing god's work

>>9882624
I'm pretty sure that most planets with life energy will have sentient life. They are genocidal aliens

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>>9882644
>>9882644
>le edgy british meme gem
hang yourself

>>9881614
Stop spamming you Curry Sue loving nigger

>>9882642
>WD killed PD because she was a normalfag
Deserved desu

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>>9882613

>>9882646
This. The gems use organic matter as a means of crafting new gems and colonies

>>9882644
source?

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>>9882659
:--D

>>9882644
Nah it was my first aqua request

>>9882646
Do we actually have any confirmation what "life energy" even is? for all we know it's nitrates in the soil

>>9882659
>>>/pol/

>>9882678
dop-dip.tumblr

>>9882646
nigger do you not know how fucking rare sentient life is? youd be lucky to find one sentient species within a galaxy cluster, not to mention multiple in the same fucking galaxy

>>9882552
>>9882578
Got it. I'll just ignore it.

>>9882487
Probably the Jasper cosplayers who try to pass their fat off as muscle.

>>9882668
once again
organic life=/=sentient
organic can mean anything from a plant to microscopic amoebas
>>9882687
>Do we actually have any confirmation what "life energy" even is?
lazy writing

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Gems should be black

>>9882687
why >>>/pol/ ?

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decent toys never

>>9882734
At some point in show, didn't they expound on that the development of the colony would render it uninhabitable, at least in the case of Earth

>>9882681
What is it that you like about Connie? Her ugly design? Her dirt--brown skin? Her godawful personality? The fact that she shits in the streets?

>>9882741
WE WUZ

>>9882705
I doubt this, I REALLY doubt this considering the amount of planets in the Milky Way alone, yes not all of them are inhabitable but who's to say the life is carbon based?

>>9882687
I'm not from /pol/ you dumb retard.

>>9882741
>you'll never watch a small frame qt goth girl eat an entire whopper by herself

>>9882760
yes, but how does that have anything to do with that planet having sentient life

>>9882757
No nose = bad

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>>9882761
>The fact that she shits in the streets?
That's the only thing I like about her

>>9882761
Why are you even asking? It's because he's a pedophile. Report him

>>9882668
Not necessarily, at least not for making gems. Peridot, the certified kindergartener was confident that she could design a kindergarten that did not disrupt the planet's natural ecosystem, which makes it sound like the resources used in making gems don't need to come from living creatures

The fact that pearls are even made at all supports this, since being organic their very existence would be a massive waste of resources beyond the extent of a luxury product

>>9882705
We still don't really know the probabilities in the drake equation and the fact that Gems do not remotely meet our definition of life makes things a lot more complicated

>>9882741
Actually wouldn't mind seeing some of the gems 'phases' as they become more acquainted with human culture

>>9882751
The first anon said nigger, which isn't a huge deal, but the second anon probably just wants to avoid starting another /pol/ Vs. whoever autism fight

>>9882761
posted solely and with express purpose to annoy you, anon, love you. Connie is a mediocre character

>>9882765
the fact that life even forms to begin with is pure luck
just having a planet dosnt mean its habitable, you have to have an atmosphere, the right amount of gravity, water, heat, rotating axis
it depressing but more likely than not the only life we'll find in the milky way are plants and mabey some animals

>>9882786
Don't Indians wipe with their left hands?

How long does it take for a gem to pop out of the ground after being injected?

>>9882695
youre a good man, anon

>>9882665
sauce

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>>9882815
>The first anon said nigger
so?

>>9882861
Yes.
They always wipe with their left hands and they always eat with their right hands.
Anything else would just be unsanitary.

The fact that the gems more than likely killed other sentient species makes my blood boil.

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>>9882881
Just send him some messages to do more Aqua stuff

what if peridot became scaridot

>>9882804
something like the gems forming natural is impossible, both in our world and theirs
for example, the gems have to form with a kindergarden, so how the fuck did the diamonds or the first gems form? sounds to me like the gems are some kind of self-sufficient robots

>>9882905
Go home, Oney.

>>9882897
>more than likely
But it's less than likely.
Why do you think Earth is a big deal for the Diamonds? It was probably the first time they've found some kind of sentient life.

>>9882905
What if jasper became grasper

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Good shit.

>>9882804
She said something about a kindergarten? I only remember her saying that it was prudent to maintain the Earth given its unique resources, rather than fully convert it or destroy it which would not give them the ability to exploit the material. On the pearl question, I'd assume they are limited in production but high in material or commodity demand

>>9882916
Because Pink diamond died there, we don't matter.

>>9882890
exactly, it doesnt fucking matter - just nobody wants another fucking argument.

I wish the crystal gems would leave and never come back. Their species wants us dead.

>>9882932
but the whole reason why it was such a big deal for rose quartz was because she didnt want the humans to die (plus why would PD keep a zoo of humans and not anything else?)

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>>9882918
What if jasper became clasper

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Gems should think about some things

>>9882945
Stop using Peridot tablet, Lapis

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>>9882761
you have shit taste

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>>9882945
well i want all non-human life dead so it evens out
fuck space niggers

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>>9882785
maybe less is better sometimes

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>>9882959

>>9882954
What if jasper became casper

>>9882922
That's fucked up, in a good way

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>>9881788

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>>9882741
Agreed.