/sug/ - Steven Universe General wizard edition Last Thread

You want to bring STEVEN along? But what if his penis gets in the way?

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>>9870389
Need some good Padparadscha Sapphire images.

>can draw multiple variations of the gems figures
>still can't get the face Down

Jesus man

Hey, anyone got any sfw drawing requests? Trying not to be a lazy fuck today

>>9875838
Rutile twins fighting each other for a blanket in their sleep?

>>9875838
Would you mind drawing Padparadscha Sapphire in a kitchen making coffee for a few panels before bursting out in laughter? Extra points if she has regular clothes on and scruffy hair (to emphasize the ridiculous response time).

>>9875838
lapis working at sears

>>9875838
Peridot is just recognised her hair is very tasty doritos

>>9875838
Lapis nuzzling Pumpkin.

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That's gross.


Got more?

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>>9873689
That episode was kinda meh but it had prime Lapis. Need me more of that.

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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Can i make my own thread 2?

This is the main thread now.

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>>9876253

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Quick,post Lapiven!

>>9876265
I wish steven was holding a gun to her.

Laugh at him >>9876235 what a faget

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>>9876276
Hold a gun to your forehead.

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>>9876265
>>9876267

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I've been up for far too long, please tell me to go to bed

>>9876211
It's not Herpes

>>9876267
Quick, Kill Your Entire family and then yourself!

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For the 2017 sdcc poster will they add/remove any gems?

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slow ass dead general

>>9875838
Blue Diamond squeezing Sapphire like a stress ball.

>>9876293
SLEEP TIGHT LITTLE DUMPLING, I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER.

>>9876292
When will she fuse with Steven

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>Mr. Greg got chosen for the Emmys
>Not Mindful "award bait" Education

Best news of all day

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I wish there was human/gem romantic couples besides Greg and Rose

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>>9876303
They need to add the whale dick. Otherwise it'll be really lacking.

>>9876303
Bismuth and the diamonds will probably be in it.

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>>9876291

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>>9876298

>>9876315
>>Not Mindful "award bait" Education

>>9876315
Excluding the news from this week, of course.

>>9876293
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WcuRkaqxEAU

>>9876314
when you kill yourself

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wish me luck /sug/, im going to take another final in a couple hours

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I want Lapis to penetrate Steven with her whale cock.

We'll get a bomb announcement before SDCC so they can show off new footage there, right?

>>9876354
Why are lapisfags so disgusting

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>>9876354
no, whale penis is a precious boy. he is only to be used for soft rubbing.

>>9876365
They're retarded

>>9876331
Did that Anon ever finish their Lapiven fic?

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Threadly reminder that the following should hang themselves for our amusement:
Indexer
Conniepedos
Whalecockfags

>>9876393
and (You)

>>9876393
Indexer needs to die first.

please someone hotglue this

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>>9876396
Them first, then I can finally die.

>>9876393
kys

>>9876408
Aquafags are so retarded.

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>>9876406

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Time for some Jello

>>9876352
Good luck

>>9876380
which?

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>>9876413
So which category do you fit in? I bet you're a filthy Whalecock faggot.

>>9876416
You asked me to record it but then you never replied

@OP who made Whores Edition: ya did the right thing good job.

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rare

>>9876435
Forgotten FOTMfags are so retarded.

>>9876437
I didn't saw this thread, but deleted the other when I saw this one.

>>9876445
*shit

>>9876453
Better than being a futafag

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>>9876445
Good rare

>>9876436
Well I am replying now

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>>9876456
*cute rare pair

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Gonna nap, night!

>>9876430
They didn't specify what kind they were doing just that they were doing one? I know an Anon post their Steven finding Lapis' Steven Shrine last night. I don't know if they were the same Anon or not.

>>9876462
Agreed.

>>9876464
I already came now so too late

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>>9876445
I like the color palette, but Pearlapis has me

>>9876469
gnight

>>9876315
Yeah. Mindful Education has that whole Bismuth/Jasper/Eyeball/Rose scene that needs actual context to be effective. Mr Greg is straightforward.

Pearl/Steven fusion when?

>>9876517
Awards shows like musicals.

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>>9876488
It has nice a e s t h e t i c

>>9876462
Nothing is worse than old and bustedfags.

>>9876588
And it has Pearl for the first time, they'll lap that shit up

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>>9876615
The best a e a e s t h e t i c

>>9876632
>Futa
>Not old and busted
Kek
Why do you think the last comiket had the lowest number of futa doujins since early 2000?

>>9876315
>The gayest episode didn't win it last year
>A "lesbian erasure" episode is pre-nominated

Our year lads

>>9876658
I'm glad we at least agree Aqua is old and busted.

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I want to take a trip to Cali to Scuba dive, but it's so expensive

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>>9876500

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>>9876704
how far from Cali are you?

>>9876704
You could suicide at home with comfort. Why borther and lose time 2 travel anywhere.

>>9876736
I dont know. In my country we have no maps. There are big clay boxes with window holes. Whats it looks like?

>>9876725
shatter the meme

>>9876737
Why not just say "kys"

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>>9876762

Its E3 week, so tommorow we are showing more previews from STL. Stay tuned.
-Grumpyface

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>>9876725

>>9876768
Some fags have it filtered.

>>9876780
No signatures, it's in the global rules. Apologies.

>>9876782
rip garfield

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>>9876780
No point, Nintendo won. Microdicks and Sonyggers are rolling in their graves. No Switch release means STL is dead in the water.

>>9876782
SUCK A DICK FAGGOT MONDAYS ARE THE 4TH BEST DAY OF THE WEEK

>>9876796
Telling us Pokemon RPG and metroid 4 are coming is great an all, but it isn't enough to to win with their pathetic 25 minute conference.
I personally enjoyed ubisofts conference the most.

THATS YOUR BUTT

>>9876826

Treehouse has more announcements and gameplay footage, like the Metroid 2 remake for 3DS

>>9876796
>>9876826
Nobody wins in special olympics

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>>9876826
Nintendo showed actual games instead of lame crappy movies, and Ubi's best game was Nintendo. Nintendo wins again.

>>9876780
Nice, I was hoping for some STL news during the E3 week. Hopefully we'll get to hear who the other 2 additional characters are (personally I'm guessing Lapis and Peridot).

>>9876843
Not going to touch anything 3DS anymore, I bought a switch to essentially replace it.

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>>9876736
about 1 Arizona
I'd probably go to La Jolla, take a $70 tour, look for a hotel, stay a day, then come back to Phoenix. I wager my cost is looking at $350+

>>9876851
Secret character is obvious Ronaldo with weaponized autism.

>>9876850
>Being exited for raving rabbids

>>9876857
That doesn't sound that bad...
Also this art must be ancient because Lapis doesn't look like that anymore.

>>9876866
Who's Ronaldo? I think the secret character will be Bloodstone.

>>9876891
Who's Bloodstone? I think the secret character will be .rocknaldo

>>9876851
I would like them to confirm when the game is taking place, I heard conflicting things of either right before the HW arc or after Lars is saved from HW.

>>9876891
Don't post that art

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>>9876876
Yeah I guess I'm just being Jewish. Was also thinking Santa Catalina, but that's a little too gucci for my wallet.
yep, pic related

>>9876908
Supposedly Aqua and Topaz have a small cameo, but I don't know how true that info is.

>>9876299
Okay I laughed.

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Why pearls is so bitch?

>>9876946
Only info about that is from the dude who spoiled Topaz and Aqua way back when room for ruby aired.

>>9876867
As if, I'm only going to use the Mario characters and take all the rabbits off my team.

>>9876941
Save up a little more, then go for it. It sounds nice and Cali has good weather.

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Remember when pearl used to be funny? Me too.

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>>9876470
idk, i think the one you're talking about is the one i posted last night, i'm not sure if someone else is doing some other one

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>>9877001
Good times

>>9877001
Remember when the CG were actually relevant and did stuff without being fucking idiots? That was what, maybe late S3 the last time they did shit?

>>9876931
The smartest blue gem's intelligence given manifest

>>9877028
The last thing I can think of offhand is the Zoo, before that their only use was punching malachite (who is apparently weaker than lapis(who has taken on all of the gems with a broken gem herself and won))

Show's got bad writers

>>9877028
People complain about the barnies but S4 also shafted the CG a lot. Besides a few gems the last two episodes of S4 were just them being stupid and saying soulless stock quotes, and it made Garnet look nothing more than a dumb joke.

>>9877056
>weaker than lapis
You're cutting out a whole lot of factors that lead to her losing.

>>9877056
Lapis had a distance advantage. Still kinda of dumb Alex was getting so thoroughly trounced before the watermelons stepped in.

>>9877081
Garnet is just a 2 little perverted kids which thinking about sex all the time

>>9877177
and that is a bad thing?

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>>9877177
im the gay

>>9877138
>muh watermelon
I guess it's canon that Lapis and Jasper aren't black

>>9877209
Your penis is 2 tiny 2 be a gay you could only pretend on lesbian

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SHE KNOWS

>>9877188
Yeah. Kids are fagets. Hate them Wanna all of little bastards dead.

>>9877238
Gays have statistically smaller penis compared to straight men.

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>>9877212
Lap is trans-black. Jasp is obviously a big giga nigga.

>>9877259
You were a kid once.

>>9877250
She's a stupid faggot whore
>lol what is the point of letting this guy vote his skin isn't even white EVERYONE KNOWS HUMANS ARE WHITE

>>9877280
what?

>>9877269
lel, keep telling yourself that beta straight cuck
http://www.lehmiller.com/blog/2016/7/8/is-it-true-that-gay-men-have-bigger-penises
STRAIGHTS CAN NEVER FUCKING RECOVER

>>9877250
But how? We we only 14. We just PLAYED

>>9877250
How did you get past the wall?

>>9877177
I still would though, just saying. I'd have to put in three times the regular effort anyone would with one chick, though.

>>9877298
straights don't need to recover, they were never molested by their uncle.

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Imagine you rape Padparadscha and she would only start to cry and fight back after you're already done.

>>9877298
>blog

>>9877250
NANI!?
>>9877320
Stop that.

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>>9877320
WAnna see her childbirth

>>9877308
I AM THE WALL

>>9877363
I don't know why, but I found this unreasonably funny

>>9877298
>Using a nonscientific blog website as evidence
Wew, what a retarded gaycuck. Stay mad about your smaller than average penis.

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https://twitter.com/cartoonnetwork/status/874702136692670464

>>9877397
>>9877313

>>9877298 BTFO FOREVER, HOW WILL BABY PENIS MCGEE EVER RECOVER?!

>>9877313
>>9877339
>>9877397

It was a girl you mororns. It was your last chance.

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>>9877345
>Imagine caputring the very moment her face and mood turns over, her cries, her sobs and her begging all futile since it is over.

>>9877420
i think you replied to the wrong people dude.

>>9877431
Shut up, Lapis.

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>>9877431
I have this pic in my SU folder, yet not in my reaction folder. Huh

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>>9877473
Imagine her having enough self awareness to know that it indeed already lays the past, but she has to live through whats to come.

>>9877431
This anon is just an average Joe, maybe a shy guy even, anyone you meet could be thinking about stuff like this when they see you.
Keep that in mind.

>>9877401
Is something wrong with her eyes?

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fug the connie

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>>9877522

>>9876984
We have great weather and still we'll complain about it!

>>9877401
>Not Save the Light
What?

>>9877550
Your mom took drugs and your father masturbated to lesbian pussy licking.

>>9876931
What's the use of thinking, Blue?

>>9877550
you're going to provoke the other anon's autism, bud

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>>9877487
You deserve a Sage, double nigger.

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>>9877489
This is /trash/ here, but that does not mean that I want to post particulary edgy shit.
I just wanted to post Wario pics to be honest

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>>9877559

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>>9877489
Well, I sometimes think about Harry Potter mpreg fanfiction cliches while sitting in a bus, and most people think that I'm a pretty cool guy.
If you don't want to be scared by others, scare yourself, I guess.

>>9877604
We need more gem abuse, they had it good for too long here.

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>>9877401
>Literally Who game gets spotlight but STL doesn't
SU is dying

>>9877401
Probably because this show will apparently be even more intertwined with videogames than SU.

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>>9877612
mm,mouth puss

>>9876464
>>9876483
best I could do is audio

>>9877636
Either that, or they really want to push their new cartoon like they push Teen Titans Go as "Everyone's new favorite show" bullshit.

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>>9877630
Right now, the only horrific thing I can think of would be to bring back Jasper only to put her into The Barn.
Give me some time and I might come up with something even worse, Norm.

>>9877269
Not from what I saw in the showers in highschool.

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>>9877691
Memebarning Blue Diamond. Ahh, sounds good

>>9877714
>Showering in highschool
Freak.

>>9877691
How about Lapis being trapped in an elevator with mirrors?

>>9877691
You are like a little baby.
Watch this.

Rose replaces Isha and becomes Nurgle's bride.

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>>9877724

>>9877714


I hope you did this from a scientific point of view, writing data to a notebook?

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>>9877749
i like her but i find lapis mental torture so hot

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>>9877806
...measuring everyone with a ruler, both in erect and passive forms

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>>9875853
rutile is cutile

>>9877821
And she deserves it, so everybody wins

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>>9877597
I'm sure they're shitposting with something else right now anyway

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Anyone know how to get past this screen on attack the light when emulating it?

>>9877894
In a way, yes.

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>>9877897
you're probably right

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I want to hug and comfort angsty gems

How long is it until they find some bullshit way to give Connie a gem

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>>9877921
I want Zircon to hug Jasper

>>9877943
E8there

>>9877938
Do not say it!

>>9877938
Probably never. She's going to be strong the human way, y'know, "I'm not an alien, but muh determination and adaptivity"

>>9877984
>>9877987
>Implying they wouldn't make her even more of a Mary Sue

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best girl

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I love her so much and I want to make children with her, then quickly abort them afterwards.

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>>9877968
?

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>>9878015
Sorry anon but she gay.

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Who else /suffering/ here

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>>9877749
Note that I am not a write fag and I am not even english. As said I originally just wanted to post Wario.

>"C'mon" said Steven while dragging Lapis full antipipation. "It will be fun"
>"What will be fun, Steven? You don't even know in what we are going" Lapis said with a mix of annoyence of the crowded place and the bliss of spending time with Steven
>"But Lapiiis, everytime there is a new attraction in Funland I always come to late and others already spoil it while I'm still in line. This time I want us to be first.
>By sheer luck, or all those extra coupons Steven was buying lately they were actually lead in by Mr Smily to be the first to test out his newest attraction. "Don't worry you can go in a bit already the lights will go on shortly" Mr Smily added while Steven already rushed in with Lapis in tow.
>"It's really dark in here, Steven" Lapis said a lite crack in her voice
>"You aren't afriad of the dark, are you? Uh-Uhh maybe it's a ghost labyrinth! Watch out for any skeletons." He remarked
>"For your information Steven I am not afraid of the dark or human body frameworks. I was stuck in a mir-
>In that moment the lights began to illuminate the attraction. It was a house of mirrors.
>Lapis stood still as her eyes met a fractal of a hundred times herself no matter where she looked.
>Nowhere was she save from the taunting views >Her mind became blank for this was not only a grimm reminder of her inprisonment, but this time someone actually looked back at her. Herself.

>>9878005
>nerd redskin girl with sword training
Does not look like a Mary Sue.
Steven, on the other hand, has:
>super strength
>levitation
>possession
>instaheal fluids
>bubble & shield
>shapeshift
However, he's a little stupid. Guess balances it out?

>>9878021
R10per

>>9877007
Maybe? Were you the anon who like a couple of days ago was saying they were working on a Lapiven fic and would post it in the next couple of days? I know you took a request from another anon for the shrine. There was another anon saying they were writing one on their own though so

>>9878076
>Guess balances it out?
Steven is literally perfect morally and everyone loves him all the time forever

the only reason jasper is still in the dogshed is because steven hasn't had 1 on 1 time to work his mary sue powers.

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>>9878044
I was up until recently

>>9878015
[good for a (you)]

>>9878044
Was, until it started raining, now im in a 'ok' mood

>>9878134
what happened recently that changed that?

>>9878108
Well yeah, what I mean is that he is more of a heart guy than a brains guy, so he experiences a lot of moral-emotional shitstorms

>>9878051
That was fine. Just needed more abuse and psychological torture

>>9878181
>at I mean is that he is more of a heart guy than a brains guy
not according to Serious Steven, where Steven figures out how the mystical magic temple works before pearl does.

>>9878171
I'd been feeling down since I got injured and basically lost my D1 commitment last year, but more recently, I'd been feeling like I was using this artificial block as a reason to hold myself back, so I just said, "Hey, I don't know what I want to do next, but I'll find something" so I've gotten back to work and I'm doing urban exploration - all in all, it's a really fascinating experience thusfar, plus lots more reading and writing

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>>9878076
>redskin
she's the street shitting kind of Indian, not the alcoholic kind dummy

there's human gem fanart that isn't shit?

>>9878227
Well that doesn't mean he can't be smart from time to time, he is like his dad-
Oh who am I shitting, Steven is a Marty Sue

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I was bored

>>9878289
Good.

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>>9878281
Yes. But most is shit.

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>>9878223
I could have probably made her cower down and having a total faultout, but I was just getting tired of half way through. As I said I don't have any write fag blood in me.

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>>9878281
Gems are already shit. humanisated gems = double shit

lapis napis

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>>9878270
Oh. Shit. I remember that, but still wrote "redskin". Now I feel embarassed.

>>9878289
kek nice

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>>9878086
??

Remember to eat your lappy eggs everyday!

>>9878375
Normalfags don't understand anything.

>>9878390
Shit + piss = zircon

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Someone please cum on Paddy

what if a ruby followed you home

>>9878313
Is Amethyst a fucking injun

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>>9878425
No.

>>9878460
She is shit

>>9878476
Amy is cute.

>>9878460
maybe?

>>9878461
YES

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>>9878425
okay

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>>9878500
If you would like to continue this call, please deposit another sapphire domming paddy pic into the box below.

>>9877906
isn't that the initial loading screen?

>>9878525
>tfw internet was dropped because no lewds of a red rock

That caterpillar gem is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life

>>9878576
Have you tried looking in a mirror?

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>>9878576
ARE YOU KIDDING ME LOVEWORM IS THE BEST EVER YOU CIS SHITLORD

>>9878525
All I have is this, which isn't domming. Would be nice if someone blew a load on it, though.

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>>9878647

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>>9878375
I need moreeee

>>9878576
>literal harem waifu
Why are there not more people on board with the idea?

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>>9878659
She is apart of a bigger harem too.

>>9878659
WE'RE JUST LOOKING FOR THE NEXT PIECE OF ASS FOR OUR ORGY YOU BEST GET IN THIS BITCH RIGHT NOW FAGGOT

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>>9878425

>>9878744
>>9878512
best

>>9878647
>>9878650
DISGUSTING

>>9878650
Delicious and canon!

>>9878709
Behond good and evil trailer made me wonder if Lars will end up becoming some sort of outlaw in homeworld, stealing from thugs and running from the law.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L449s9bVdeM

>>9878844
Yeah sapphire with one boob is disaster

>>9878856
Please cum to it!

>>9878866
no it's not dom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20Z8cHac6cg
Listen to this wonderful fanfiction

>>9878866
One bap

>>9878263
Good to hear you are doing well now anon

>>9878905
who

>>9878905
She makes some nice art, but she's not the prettiest around.

>>9878905
did you mean to post this

>>9878939
Thank you kindly!

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>>9878881
k

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Post more best gem

curry cunny

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>>9878985

>>9878985
You first

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>>9878905
fat people disgust me

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>>9878985

>>9879016
get help Rebecca

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>>9878985

ok ko is a nice show

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i love her so much

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>>9878985
I tried, but there's almost no image with all of them. Here's a non-exhaustive one

>>9879065
I love that bag more.

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>>9878985
The two best gems fampai

>>9879016
Where's fatpis when we need her

Draw me some one bap sap

Sap has one bap

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>>9879040
>>9878985
E N D G A M E
N
D
G
A
M
E

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It's nice to be able to make fancy coffees yourself. I did not expect that keeping the layers of a latte macchiato intact was rather simple.

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>>9879143
fuck off becca
bring back best gem or else

>>9879079
good for you

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>>9879016
being disgusting comes with it's own perks
try it

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>>9879102
>>9879143
how about lapis spanking sapphire instead

>>9879144
this looks hilarious

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>>9878985

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>>9879183

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Anyone with bulimia here?

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I once met a woman who said she didn't like music as a whole and years later my brain still can't process it

>>9879300
me

>>9879300
Thicc is good

>>9879308
I find it distracting, especially vocal

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http://pearl-likes-pi.tumblr.com/post/161766658690/in-a-recent-interview-patti-lupone-yellow

>>9879308
She probably meant it as in she doesn't just "listen" to music

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>>9879308
I don't understand how you could dislike an entire medium of expression. There's just no way you could rationally develop an aversion to every single example of different kinds of music

>>9879345
Why

>>9879403
Where is the original audio
I'll make one without the stupid bleeps

>>9879403
YOU'RE HIRED!!

>>9879403
Well, Yellow Diamond talking crap about Earth politics is a pretty funny image to me, least there's that.

>>9879253
What are your thoughts on bulimia and emetophilia?

>>9877280
She's making fun of su criticals you dumb faggot

>>9879424
i have issues

>>9879435
original audio is bleeped as well it seems

>>9877550
Kys

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>>9879308
lesson: women are retarded and say/do stupid shit for attention
see: immediate beginning of the gradual degradation of international and federal politics after women's suffrage

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>>9879403
is she /ourgal/?

>>9879536
Back to /r9k/

>>9879536
I'm a woman tho

>>9879563
kys

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Imagine you would have been there at the trial
>you let them send Steven out
>you explain the basic of human genetics, the difference between nature and nurture, while having to constantly fend of an increasingly annoyed YD
>you have to explain how the functions of a gem are separated into chemical encoding (DNA) and physical memory (Brain) and how only genetic information is passed on
>you have to explain how the process of generating a child is a severely destructive recombination of genetic information, discarding approximately half the genetic information of each parent
>you have to face two diamonds as it begins to slowly dawn on them what you mean to say as you begin telling them about rose falling in love with a human
>as steven is sent back in, unknowing of what exactly you told them for the sake of confirmation
>you have to face the fallout from YD and BD realizing that if any of that is true, the Rose supposedly guilty of shattering PD is no more
>you just set up an unthinkably harsh argument between two extremely powerful, nigh-immortal intergalactic empresses
just how fucked

>>9879536
>correlation IS causation

>>9875838
The cluster fusing into a giant warship

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>>9876393
Anyone else think the pedophiles need to leave and go make their own general so they stop spreading their gross illegal shit here?