HG Thread
Give me tributes for a late night game.
Inkling
Starman
Len
>>9869653
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Reigen Arataka
Francesca Prelati
Megaman
Deku
Ridley
Uraraka Ochako
>>9869653
Nazymar
>>9869653
Minnie May
>>9869653
Memoca
Mikun
Kosaku Kawajiri
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>9869653
Catling gun
>>9869653
Fighter
>>9869653
Tsuyu
Ash Crimson
>>9869653
Rika
>>9869653
Rose Lalonde
>>9869653
Evelynn
>>9869653
Wolverine
>>9869653
Merak
Windows XP-tan
Killer Queen
>>9869653
Black Spiderman
Uriko Nonomura
SHAME
>>9869653
Gigavolt
Eric Andre
>>9869653
Kaito
>>9869629
We can't exactly control how we're made to look like or for what purpose we're made for, but I'd like to think that we have a choice on enjoying it or not..
But thirty years? And I'm feeling old now...
>>9869655
I always get a good look when I see you, I hope that came out right.
>Kaito lets out a contented sigh.
Well, you're free to come over and sleep at my house whenever, I don't use the bed much.
a few more.
Numale
Rubick
>>9869653
Yohane
>>9869653
Peacock
Answer this and get a cookie!
If you lie you wont get a cookie though
http://poal.me/g95jz
http://poal.me/g95jz
http://poal.me/g95jz
Lord Beerus
>>9869764
>None of these
Hell yeah
>>9869777
If it's raisins I will kill you.
>>9869653
Ryoma Hoshi
Grab your favorite katana, and your stash of anime DVD's, because were going to Japan.
>>9869807
>not 20-30
>no beard either
>>9869824
I'm 19 and clean-shaven.
>>9869823
I accept this challenge.
>>9869764
Am I instantly a numale if I wear glasses but don't share the other traits?
>>9869807
>hi fives
>>9869823
I challenge this accept
>>9869823
Woah
>>9869748
>>9869822
>>9869823
Swap please.
>>9869749
>>9869822
>>9869823
Explosives count at katana, right?
>>9869777
>no 2015 february
Shitty poll.
>>9869823
You should just swap me for the next person in line.
This is me by the way >>9869741
>>9869847
>>9869823
Let's begin.
>>9869834
>>9869847
Woah.
>>9869777
Does Paula get milk with the cookie?
>>9869749
>Sylvie was already fast asleep, a trial of droll falling from her happy face.
>>9869823
Paula hopes they are ready because she's ready!
>>9869749
30 years mean nothing if you get maintained almost everyday. Sometimes I even get nice upgrades.
>>9869823
I share the district with another hero and that dragon thing I once saw at that crazy fight club party. Looks good.
>>9869847
>>9869823
I this accept challenge
Yo, this mother fucker ain't one of us! He said he'd fuck a sheep!
>>9869850
>>9869856
Rushing to give me a spot...? I feel as though I'm a celebrity around here. I hope you two aren't doing this just to see me kill.
>>9869859
Do you by chance have any stick frogs?
>>9869920
>frags
Reeeee
>>9869920
Do I look like a pet store to you?
>>9869899
But that isn't milk at all! Why did you lie to Paula?
Right, hope that's everything, i'm not good with swaps.
Bloodbath!
>>9869956
I remember the time I felt bad for going to sleep while I still had a tribute alive
Goodnight, HG!
Good evening everyone.
>>9869956
I've got some berries. Although it's not the most exciting thing, it should prove for a nice, quick, healthy snack. In exchange I would like a katana, please.
>>9869956
Welp. That didn't last long, it seems.
>>9869956
She's biting off more than she can chew. I've been where she's headed, and she won't last. If I don't set her straight, nobody will.
ALL I WANT FOR HG, IS _____
>>9869936
I MEANT FRAGS
>>9869764
I distrust people with glasses and always find them pretentious. Anyone else feel this way?
>>9870010
For me to have friends
>>9869981
And a good evening to you as well. You're certainly dressed for the occasion, aren't you?
>>9869956
>Right out the gate, Paula stabs the person nearest to her. She walks in front of his body with a giggle.
Hehehe! Paula doesn't have any pockets so she thought you could hold them! Paula doesn't see any no! Thank you!
>>9869977
Bye bye!
>>9869981
Hi hi! You must be a figment of Paula's mind. No one could look this cool!
You're bound to be prone to thorns in that suit.
Hero kids doing their usual thing, except for Ochako, who is busy avoiding a very painful experience.
>>9869977
Night don't let the beasts bite.
>>9870022
i agree, bad eyesight is a very pretentious thing. fucking idiots
>>9870017
Adhesive explosives haven't been relevant since world war II, gramps. There's much more practical things you can use nowadays.
>>9869876
>Kaito sighs as he looks down at her and wipes the drool from her face with his scarf.
I guess I won't get up from this position..
>>9869886
Updates and upgrades..? When's the last time I..
Oh, but you're really lucky!..
>>9869903
I don't want to see you killed, I want to see you succeed!
>>9869956
>He sighs as he dusts himself off.
I'm sorry, I can't exactly hold back when someone special is watching me.
>>9870010
A sandwich.
>>9870038
LOGAN NO
>>9869900
WHAT
>>9870038
That looks pretty big.. Well, either it's a forest fire or a big group, I'd like to avoid both.
>>9870038
I will detect them from above.
>>9870038
What next, you're going to blame your large fingers? Cut me some slack, guy. There's no shame you were bested by someone like me. There are worse people out there to lose to.
>>9870051
You're a tad bit too late for that. Go back in time and tell old Ryoma that. He might like it.
>>9870030
I'm always expecting some sort of altercation around here.
>>9870032
Trust me, I am not a figment of anyone imagination.
>>9870038
>Uraraka runs as fast as she can without looking back. She doesn't want to deal with the adamatium claw thingies.
>>9870038
Just looking for other robots. Maybe you have seen some of them around?
>>9870051
Yes, my creator puts considerable time and money into me. But soon, even I become obsolete. That's how it works.
>>9870099
But he was gonna pay you the 3000 yen.
>>9870046
But they are cool
I just want a new ninja gaiden
>>9870038
I just don't understand. Failure stains my very existence. Again and again and again I perish in these damned arenas! Why is it that I so rarely taste victory when all those who came after me have done so many more times than I have? What is WRONG with me?
>The volatile Magus twitches erratically, his hands balled up into shaky fists.
>>9870038
This is only for Paula? Thank you! She could kiss you right now!
>>9870051
>The tired girl laughs in her sleep, speaking in a drawn out way as she still sleeps.
H- Kaitooooo... you like my suprizzzzzz.
>>9870093
Are you sure? Paula has a theory about something like that! But forget it! You look really cool! Paula really likes the bucket you're wearing!
>>9870137
>ninja
then go play naruto
>>9870093
Such as? I imagine the fighting inside the arena doesn't count. For the most part, from what I've seen, the people here are actually pretty friendly with each other. It's a rarity, considering what's happening around us. You'd think feuds would be formed from all the lost bets and dead families, friends, and loved ones.
Peace so early in the game? Cmon now I need to get to bed soon. Skipping that.
Your quirk isn't the best for dealing with robots, it seems.
Spiderman's inner weeb is awakening.
>>9870137
>punches you in the balls
That's for reminding me that Ninja Gaiden 3 is a thing that exists.
>>9870129
DELETE THIS
>>9870138
It's not a bucket....it's a helmet, and who's Paula?
>>9870176
That's why I want the old days back
>>9870173
You don't have to do this for me. Healing me will only cause more problems. I might have to kill you later on if the situation arises. You're only making this harder for me.
Anyone remember Shinobi? Now that was a good ninja game
>>9870190
Me too bro. Me too.
>>9870203
MY NIGGA
>>9870130
Well of course they're cool! All kinds of explosives are cool.
But there's only so much you can do with them since they stop once they land, and the adhesive is hard to work with since it's probably gonna get all over your hands when you're making them.
>>9870173
This is booooooring! Paula didn't catch anything so far!
>She flings a bolt of lighting into the pond, resulting in a lot of fish surfacing up.
Paula take back at what she said. That was very fun!
>>9870178
It looks like something Paula can carry sand in! Sylvie Paula Paula is Paula which is me! She thinks it is nice to meet you!
>>9870203
>Played the third one in the collection. Other than Streets of Rage, it was my favorite from it.
>>9870203
Fuck yeah.
>>9870166
Such as the other day, when some girl not quite right in the head wanted to kill me.
>>9870246
The sand will leak out of the eyes holes. Oh, you're talking in third person, it's nice to meet you too.
>>9870224
>>9870247
Shame this gal from the second one doesn't have much art. Such an underrated series.
>>9870246
The one on handheld?
The greatest warrior in the land, black Spiderman, offers protection to a huge robot, and a child, what a guy.
Hitbox too big, Sakurai please nerf.
>>9870231
>panties
Hot
>>9870203
>>9870259
>Damn. Rented both from Blockbuster long ago, it was a cool series.
>>9870258
Most of the girls here aren't right in the head.
That being said, neither or the guys.
But...I think the guys are more careful. It's unusual having sensitive guys and brutal girls in one place. If I were that dirty, this would be a dream come true.
>>9870272
I'll wait until we run out. I've got prison stories that'll turn your stomach inside out.
>>9870300
>Blockbuster
Now that's something I miss.
>ywn get your parents permission after a week of school to go and rent a game and get a candy and a drink
>>9870258
Paula's very glad to hear that! What's with the costume anyway? Is Halloween coming earlier this year? Paula isn't prepared!
>>9870259
>Nah, the one on Genesis. Never made it far but I did have fun sucking at it.
>>9870272
>>9870309
Does that mean Paula has to tell hers? This is happening too fast. She cant think of one!
>>9870321
You're bound to have at least one. Don't you remember anything scary from your childhood? Children see and do some weird things. I wouldn't put it past you to be a little weird when you were younger.
Looks like that quirk did come in handy after all.
Wolverine looking for more souls to participate in his sick ways.
I'd probably withdraw as well if I had to go up against that metal monster.
>>9870309
This one was something else, rambling on about dreams and what not, luckily, another girl, with a chainsaw came and talked her down.
>>9870321
Uh, it's no costume, it's armor given to me by the Holy Roman-Catholic Church. And you seem to be doing well in the Halloween department.
>>9870360
Thanks a bunch. Next time you need something done, I'm your guy to call. I don't mind getting my hands dirty for some food.
>>9870363
Hm. I can't say I've ever seen either of them. I have seen a girl use magic here before. I guess you'd call someone like her a witch. She was very nice, unlike most witches. She made me happy for a short while. If she can do that, then who knows what else she could do?
>>9870360
I am supposed to hunt down robots, not working together with them to kill people. Atleast it wasn't me who shot her.
>>9870353
That's rude of you! Paula wasn't always this way! At least she thinks so. Oooh! She remembers something. Do you want to hear, little guy?
>>9870360
>Paula doesn't seem to get this split up thing as she continues to stay by Kaiji's side.
Paula wonders what we'll find. She hopes it will be rad!
>>9870363
They give you that if you go to church? Paula should go more often!
>She blinks at his last comment. Her smile seeming even more vacant than before.
How could Paula be doing well? She doesn't have any candy or a costume.
Not much today, besides Deku doing non-heroic things.
>>9870421
Paula will just keep going and going and goin-
>She falls face-first onto a tree, drool appearing as she slid down it.
>>9870399
I'm over all of that, ever since coming here, i've been enlightened about alot.
>>9870412
I fight for the church, reclaimign the holy land and what not, so it's not that simple. And they don't allow women to fight. And you're attire seems to fit the theme of Halloween.
>>9870412
You don't get that eccentric by choice. I believe artists are weird from the beginning. If they weren't they wouldn't be able to make artwork that touches the heart.
>Ryoma scratches his cheek, thinking about how uncanny a story told by someone with eyeballs on her head can get, and if it's a good idea to indulge such a thing
Sure. Promise me you'll contain yourself. No props and no demonstrating, understand?
>>9870421
I should have paid close attention to the medics when they patched me up in the past.
>>9870421
PHOTOSHOPED, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD IMPLY THAT I- I MEAN- DEKU WOULD DO SUCH A THING
>NOT DEKU
Small people get into a big fight.
Nice dodging skills, Paula.
Don't get careless, Spidey.
>>9870481
Anon...are you alright?
>>9870474
Adjustment is the first step to survival, after all. I'm surprised you're not still in shock from how advanced everything is. Computers, cars, GMOs...you haven't heard of those before, have you?
>>9870498
Rika caused this to happen. If she would have lightened up...if she would have appreciated what she had...if she wouldn't have been such a spoiled, stuck-up brat...
>>9870498
My robot senses are tingling. Something is wrong, I should be cautious.
>>9870522
I've been here a while actually, when I first came here, I just about had a heart attack. But since then, things have been alright, I even met a space marine, gave me a fancy suit of armor.
Hoshi is looking to be quite the warrior.
May opts for the nearest option.
>>9870474
What meanies! What if girls wanted to fight and have that cool outfit? Do you like Paula's outfit? She made it all by herself!
>>9870476
Paula doesn't really know to not say no.
>She gives him a beaming smile once he gives her the go, holding her hands behind her while balancing on her tops and heels.
Okay! This is one thing that Paula remembers. This mean girl made fun of Paula everyday when we were together. One day she made an extra mean comment that destroyed Paula! It then felt like that Paula was possessed by a ghost. She went over to the mean girl and grabbed her around her neck real hard. I didn't want to let her go! But then the scientists came in and ruined everything. They poked me with something and I fell asleep for three days. I don't remember a lot after that. Was that scary, huh, was it?
>>9870498
Are we playing laser tag? Why are you using a real gun? Is this extreme laser tag?
>>9870566
Goodnight Mr. Eyeball. Goodnight Mrs. Eyeball. Good night friends that live in Paula's mind. That is everyone!
>>9870562
I guess you didn't fancy it too much if you stuck with your old armor. I don't blame you either. if it isn't broken, don't fix it.
If you don't mind me asking, what's the most surprising thing you've seen here? It's not every day you get to talk to someone so old. It'll be nice what things you consider extremely bizarre for your time.
>>9870566
You're picking the wrong person to mess with, kid. You're looking at a profession assassin right now.
Trees are dangerous.
Deku confronting wolverine about that weird stuff he did to his lady friend.
>>9870640
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SCARE OCHAKO
>DEKU
>>9870640
Paula never had this many friends in a group! Where are we going? Paula thought we could watch a movie!
>>9870602
Hey, I'm not trying to insult you, just stating my opinion. It's quite...colorful. Thing that really caches my attention are the eyeballs.
>>9870605
Well, the thing I saw that surprised me the most, wasn't odd at all. I saw my lord and savior himself, Jesus. And yeah, the armor, was alright, but very restrictive. I heavily prefer my simple attire.
(gonna speed up if you dont mind)
You hear that war cry, its the sound of an Arena event!
Blood is shed, and a lot of it!
Nighto HG
My discord's Luci/Inkling#2471
>>9870602
That sounds like quite the experience...
What were you doing around scientist at that age? Assuming you were younger than is. You weren't selling yourself, were you? No matter what your situation is you should never sell yourself to people to make ends meet.
>>9870640
Is it worth it to be in a group at this point? We're dwindling down in numbers. it feels silly to travel with all these people.
>>9870674
Jesus Christ, eh? You know, that's not all that crazy. I wouldn't be surprised if all the religious icons came here at one point. I wouldn't even be surprised if the sun came down to visit us.
I would be surprised if the dead joined us, mostly because that means a few people I know might be roaming around. Do you think that's possible in a place like this?
>>9870683
As easy as that was, it was a pain in my side.
>>9870683
This stinks. Paula was hoping that she would die with a cute guy. But Paula does think you have cute eyes!
>>9870692
Take care.
The event brings us down to six, but Hoshi brings it down to a five.
>>9870710
Very much so, an undead girl, quite the nice one in fact, visits from time to time.
>>9870735
There is no need for me to be here. I better make myself scarce.
The assassin has been located, but this kid is fast.
>>9870735
I'm the only one capable of bringing it down. Those kids are still too pure to drain the life of another human being. Let them keep their purity.
>he states all of this while bouncing a tennis ball off Minnie's head
Yooooooo
>>9870773
DOOHOO GOD! I uh..I guess that means you're not just gonna let that go, huh? Guess I kinda deserve this...
>>9870773
I guess that's revenge for the last time.
https://youtu.be/5Mtuts6jA5E
>>9870762
Did she happen to bring any other undead people with her? it's...important that I know this. I know I'm asking too much from you despite only meeting you today, but I have something I want to say to people that have passed before I could say anything to them.
>>9870773
I should've known it wouldn't be easy defeating you. They don't call you hero kid for nothing.
>>9870674
Paula's eyes are really eye catching! As far as she knows, she always liked them. You know what Paula likes about your outfit? She can't see your face! It is very mysterious!
>>9870692
Bye bye!
>>9870710
Paula hated it! She thinks it may have happened a few more times after that. Paula remembers some big company asking for people for a job. They weren't really clear about it and Paula can see why now. Once it finally died, Paula left as fast as she could. Now it's your time to tell a story!
>>9870790
Kukri! You look even more mysterious than last time! It makes you look extra cute!
Skipping peace like I said.
Deku and Hoshi seem to have a rocky relationship, considering in all those peace slides I skipped they were either having nice conversations, or chasing each other.
Winner coming up next, so place a bet if you feel like.
>>9870835
No, just her.
>>9870843
Yeah, leaving your face uncovered can be an unwise decision in the battle field.
>>9870853
You need to let this happen. You're making a fool out of yourself, and I'm slowly becoming more and angrier.
>>9870843
Kukri, who the hell is that?
Game, set, match.
>>9870905
Congratulations, Hero. Thank you for hosting, Gascoigne.
>>9870905
Oh hey I wo-OHHH MY GODD I WON!
Good job best hero kid, though I question your acts throughout the game to be heroic.
>>9870853
At least I did my best.
>>9870905
OH!
>>9870945
Congrats, Deku! I know you could do it! I always believed in you! Wooo hooooooo!
>>9870945
Well the way I look at it...Is that these are the things I SHOULDN'T do...yeah. Anyway, thanks for hosting.
These
And that.
*upbeat movie trailer music playing* macbeth was just your average every day war general, until one day, three wacky witches told him he was destined to be king. now he’s about to find out, that being king, isn’t everything it’s cracked up to be
>>9870891
It's you! You may have a different hood but I can tell by your foul mouth and lack of face! Did Kukri forget about Paula?
>>9870882
But wearing all metal can also be a bad one! Armor guy is just a lighting rod waiting to happen!
>>9870945
You did it! Good job winner! Paula thanks the host!
>>9870843
I see. Corporations are evil things, Paula. You have to be careful with what you get yourself involved in.
You want my story now? I don't even know where to begin. I don't have a ghost story. I've seen a lot of things in jail. The typical beatings and stompings. I once saw a man cut another man's face off and wear it as a mask. You could say he was possessed by the devil, most likely. I also saw someone get bludgeoned to death all because they could lift more than someone else. If hell exists, it's definitely the place I was at before coming here.
>>9870882
Hm...
>Ryoma looks downward, pulling his hat over his face to hide the sadness in his eyes
It's not worth worrying about. Maybe it's better if the dead don't rise. It gives them a chance to rest in peace, away from this evil.
>>9870945
>>9870943
Looks like you did it again.Congratulations. You were man enough to outlive someone like me. That's a huge compliment on your behalf.
>>9870978
Thanks, host. You cheered me up with this game. If only I could do more than just say thanks.
>>9870945
>>9870978
>4 kills
Didn't think you had it in you. You seemed to be a lot more into it then your classmates, huh?
>>9870978
Thanks for hosting
>>9870996
I ain't Kukri, that sounds Japanese. The name's Grey. And who's Paula?
>>9870945
Congrats congrats!
>>9870978
Thanks for hostin'!
>>9870994
Good game, well played...
>vapes
>>9871010
It would seem so.
>>9870996
Actually, metal is an easier way for electricity to go through, so the electricity will go through the metal, and dissipate in the ground, rather than go through flesh.
>>9871056
>a tendril of smoke comes over your shoulder and covers your face
>it spreads over your entire body
>it spreads over the entire roomroom
>lights fade from your sight
>blind for several minutes
>the smell of bananas makes you gag
>smoke clears
>you see me holding a VHS tape with a spout
Hey man it's just water vapor.
>rides away on her heelies
>>9870964
>>9870966
>>9870996
>>9871010
>>9871029
>>9871037
>>9871044
My pleasure. Thanks for coming along.
>>9871057
>Actually, metal is an easier way for electricity to go through, so the electricity will go through the metal, and dissipate in the ground, rather than go through flesh.
You're pretending, right?
It's impossible that your armor isn't touching your skin in at least one place.
>>9871010
>Sylvie listens to it with extra gusto, nodding every time he finishes a sentence. By the end, her eyes were wet with tears.
That's so scary! Much scarier than any ghost story. Are you okay, little guy? It doesn't sound like a way someone should live at all.
>>9871032
You must be his brother. You both look so much alike! Hi Grey! Paula is me and I am Sylvie Paula Paula! Why do you cover your beautiful face?
>>9871057
Hehehe! Paula would like to try it herself! But she doesn't want to hurt you!
>>9871127
It doesn't matter if you're skin is touching the metal, you flesh isnt as good at conducting as metal, you may get burned, but you won't suffer from electric shock.
>>9871127
It has to
And if it doesn't, he would basically be wearing a faraday cage
>>9871156
Wouldn't it be enough to fuck up the beat of your heart?
>>9871156
It diverts much of the electricity yeah, but fucking internal burns are horrible and wreck your shit.
Good morning.
>>9871131
Fair enough.
>>9871183
> I don't know, probably, i'm tired as fuck. But considering people have survived lightning strikes, it shouldn't be too bad. And it's not like the armor is there for the sole purpose of negating fucking bolts of lightning.
>>9871200
Now you got me thinking of flesh melted to metal. Gross.
>>9871232
>The shitty of Cleveland
>>9871264
super cool to the homeless
>>9871131
Huh? Yeah, sure. Why wouldn't I be?
>Ryoma checks his body for any wounds or scratches he may have gotten from his time here
Nothing really bad has happened yet. I guess people leave me alone for the most part. I think they may be afraid of me. I don't blame them for it, of course. You'd want to stay far away from someone on death row, wouldn't you? or maybe you wouldn't. You did pick up an odd job from random corporate scientists. Who knows what they did to you while you weren't looking.
>>9871131
I don't know any of my family, so maybe. And why are you talking in third person? And because committing crimes with your face visible is an idiot move.
>>9871264
>smug pepe wearing a white sox hat
Excuse me while I go laugh.
>>9871274
Is that how Adachi is posting here?
At least it isn't Toledo. Now that's a shithole.
>>9871286
Forget about the Sox for a sec. I'm just glad GS showed you up.
>>9871264
>the shitty of Cleveland
Fuck off faggot. GS is full of douche bags that don't deserve shit.
>>9871301
The only thing Golden State showed is they need 5 top 34 players to beat the Cavaliers.
>>9871325
>1-4
>>9871280
Nobody on deathrow is a threat, all of them were dumb enough to get caught.
>>9871232
Good morning and good bye!
>>9871238
All these people are saying you're wrong. Paula will only try it when we are in a match. She needs to go now. Bye bye!
>>9871280
Paula doesn't see what's so scary about you. You are cute! In a baby brother kind of way! She doesn't see why you would ever go to jail but she hopes that you don't find yourself back there. It was nice meeting you! Maybe I can see you again some time.
>>9871284
1) I find it fun to talk like that. You should try it to!
And B) Your a bad guy just like Kukri! Paula
s going to call you Kukri Jr. Byeeeee! Paula will like to team up with you later!
>>9871399
Good bye Paula.
>>9871399
Good bye.
>>9871366
Yeah I'm sure the entire prision of serial killers and terrorists are not a threat.
>>9871366
While that's true, you also have to account for the ones that wanted to get caught. Sometimes the realization hits, and all you can do it look at what you caused as the police roll up.
>>9871399
Maybe. Who knows what the future has in store for us. Take care, Paula. Good night.
>>9871399
Yeah, no.
>>9871442
If they were able to get captured and brought to a prison, and not deemed dangerous enough to get killed on the spot, no, they're not.
>>9871455
Huh, you got me on that one.
>>9871467
It also depends on what's available. If I can get my hands on the special tennis balls I used then I'm sure I could do some damage to most of the people here. I just have no reason to right now.
the new meme is making goodnight posts
the best one gets a prize
>>9871457
That's only because people think executing immidiately is wrong.
>>9871488
Special? Sounds fun.
>>9871517
Yeah, only self-righteous assholes.
>>9871530
It is if you like metal balls.
They're not as nice as regular tennis balls. People aren't afraid of hitting a regular tennis ball back to you.
>>9871530
Soooo. Want to demolish it?
>>9871551
For some reason i thought they'd be explosive, now it sounds pretty gay to be honest.
>>9871558
What?
>>9871516
Goodnight!
You can pay me in unmarked bills.
>>9871571
The death row camp. Blow it up.
>>9871571
Why would they be explosive? If they were going to be explosive, I would have said explosive metal tennis balls. Your feelings on the matter don't change anything. If one's flying at your head and it hits you, you'll most likely die.
>>9871574
If you're offerin'.
>>9871598
Fuck. Yes. It'd also be cool to take out the whole prison while we're at it.
>>9871612
Yeah, but you can hit a metal one back. You try that with an explosive one and you're paste.
Alright, it's been way too long since i last hosted a game, so it's time i get off my ass and get a game going. Give me some tributes.
>>9871626
Grey Fifty-Nine
>>9871626
Crashman.
>>9871621
Now you are speaking my language. Wi- er, Dr Light wanted us to do this so remember it's him if we get caught.
>>9871626
Gascoigne
>>9871621
If I were to be honest with you, there's a more satisfying crunch when the ball hits and breaks a person's skull versus a loud explosion. You can get said person in question to stuff a bit as you make sure the last thing they see before the cross the river of Styx is your face.
>>9871626
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9871626
Tsuyu
>>9871626
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9871626
Reigen Arataka
>>9871626
Thumbz
>>9871626
Lord Beerus
>>9871626
Funny Valentine
>>9871626
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9871626
Memoca
>>9871626
A Bear
>>9871626
Filia
>>9871649
Shit, if I want the satisfaction of watching them die before my eyes, I stab them.
>>9871645
Sure, whatever you say.
>>9871626
You picked a prime time to host Eric.
>>9871626
Ochako Uraraka
>>9871626
Mudcrab
>>9871689
To each their own, but it's important to know that it's only worth killing people if they deserve it. Killing off random people is wrong. You never know who you'll piss off by killing someone that's close to them.
>>9871626
Leo
>>9871695
They had to have based it on the meme, there's no way coincidences like that could happen... er, coincidentally.
>>9871626
Tropius
>>9871626
Fighter
>>9871626
Es
>>9871626
The Expert
>>9871701
If the money's good, no one is off limits, and that's why you never leave tracks, they can't get revenge if they don't know it's you.
>>9871711
>Straight up what I was thinking
I've been getting a lot of headaches lately. Maybe i need more than 5 hours of sleep.
>>9871626
Fluorette
>>9871626
Aikawa!
>>9871701
>>9871752
>>9871753
Give that spot to her.
>>9871752
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9871731
>>9871752
>>9871765
Keep him in, give him my spot.
>>9871756
Why do I get this nagging feeling you have a dick?
>>9871752
Ayyy, it's time to stab a hoe.
>>9871752
>>9871713
>>9871756
>>9871752
Alright; let's go Samson!
>>9871752
Operation canceled.
Have him take my place.
>>9871722
>>9871756
>tfw haven't entered all day due to feeling shitty
>>9871710
>>9871752
>>9871756
Astolfo
>male
>>9871736
You're not wrong, but the goal should be doing what's right. If you're just killing to kill, then you're no better than a monster. Even if it's for money it's a shame. There are other things that pay better than murdering a random person.
>>9871752
Get on with it.
>>9871779
Yo-you don't understand. That spot he put in District 9 is a double. It shouldn't be there.
>>9871781
I don't know... But I do!
>>9871784
F-for me? Thanks!
>>9871791
>>9871793
Woah what
>>9871752
I'm going to sleep, I'd give my spot away but... There's no one here to give it to.
Wake me up if I win, all right?
>>9871787
The bear roars in the general direction of the kiss aggravated to the point of wanting to maul the first thing it sets its eyes on
>>9871807
I was just offering a spot! Guess you got a lot of fans.
>>9871752
Time to gatecrash this arena.
>>9871787
>>9871808
Literally who
>>9871797
What's wrong with being a monster? It's a dog eat dog world after all is it not?
>>9871807
Gross. You're a drag queen? Naw, you're not ugly or blatantly obvious enough.
>>9871802
>>9871752
This guy's got the right idea.
>>9871808
IS there a restriction to how I wake you up?
Time for some motherfucking HAUNTED HOUSE CODE. WUAGH.
>>9871765
>>9871779
Alright cool.
>>9871791
>>9871793
You're both still in since >>9871784 Beat you to it.
>>9871807
Look at little miss popular over here.
>>9871787
I would appreciate it if you kept that gift of your away from me, as flattered as I am. I am already in a relationship, thank you, and I would much rather attribute the gift to the face.
>>9871787
I still haven't figured out your tastes at all!
>>9871815
Yeah I'm wondering why... Did something happen?
>>9871840
I'm a boy, boy!
>>9871792
I've been entering fillers for a week, real life problems hit me hard
I feel guilty
>>9871838
On second thought, I think I can get myself up.
>>9871840
>The bear rolls in on a tricycle, making garbled roaring noises as it rams into the house in search of berries or fresh meat.
>>9871840
E-tanks too low to continue.
>>9871840
A-Andre-san. there's two of me. Which one do I follow?
>>9871838
Except dogs don't eat dogs. Animals only kill other animals, not the ones from their own species. It's not right for humans to kill humans, at least innocent ones.
>>9871861
It's all good, mate
It's acceptable to not want to spend every day here.
>>9871840
Understood.
Operation reinstated.
Beginning operation.
>>9871840
>Es begins making her way the light source, intent on investigating.
Beginning investigation of odd light.
>>9871806
Oh shit. One careless mistake and I've managed to put a copy of you into the game. My powers really are too great. Sorry for my carelessness.
>>9871866
Smart move.
>>9871874
It's merely an expression, try not to look too into it. But I'm gonna have to disagree with you here, animals from the same species kill each other ALL THE FUCKING TIME, for no apparent reason sometimes. And everyone deserves to die.
>>9871886
Are you me?
>>9871858
Wait really? Man, you really had me fooled with the whole dress thing you got going on.
>>9871869
I don't know who you are, but I'm so happy you're making a reference to that segment.
>>9871910
You should have told me this was haunted house code, this is getting a bit too spooky for me!
Why did it have to be the bear? He was the best tribute.
>>9871910
>>9871845
>The bear spots his prey within the confines of the house, a business man and his cat of questionable normalcy, and saunters forward to deliver a deadly blow with his claws so that he may feast.
HEY MOTHERFUCKER, I'M HEAR TO-
Wait no, I mean, uh.
Roar.
>>9871910
Whoa- Anyone who wrote this is probably outta their mind!
>>9871910
Yeah!
...
EWW! I shouldn't have for exploring... Now I'll end up like this...
>>9871900
Don't think so
>>9871898
You're too powerful. Ease up on the god-like powers.
>>9871899
Name some animals that do that. I know you're going to say apes, but they're far too close to humans.
We all deserve to die, sure. That was a right given to us from birth, but being the one to decide when isn't right. You know I'm right.
>>9871910
>Es stops her pursuit of the light as she hears the laughter, her head pivoting around and her eyes scanning around for the source.
Pursuit of light source paused.
>>9871960
That sounds like something a synth would say.
I think i forgot to take it off very high death rate. Oops.
>>9871910
>>9871945
>Kosaku figuratively jumps out of his skin, looking back and instinctively punching the bear in the face. "何? A speaking bear? This isn't nearly the weirdest I've seen, but this is just ridiculous! No Stand, not anything!"
Oh, goodness! I'm not sure what to say in response! I won't be hounded for assaulting a bear, will I? It would be unbearable!
>>9871765
Oh! Uhm, thank you, sir!
>>9871787
I-you really shouldn't do that.
>>9871910
Looping areas...always a looping area. I can't help but notice this always happens.
>>9871981
You are mistaken beep
>>9871972
Dogs, Lions, birds, bears, shit, even rhinoceros beetles do that shit, stop with the self-righteous crap and stop pretending that humans are the only cruel species, it's embarrassing. Nature is destructive at it's core, but out of destruction comes creation. It's a cycle, family.
>>9871989
Ayy lmao, sudden death syndrome.
>>9871989
I'm too tired to care about that creepy diary.
>>9871989
>Es spots the man looking at the ground with a horrified expression on his face.
What are you looking at? Explanation required.
>>9871998
>The bear roars at the business man, repeatedly, making strange motions with it's paws as it tries to communicate something to-
Oh fuck this. Hey man, this is a hold up. I need you to drop your uh, berries or something to me or else I'm gonna claw your face up.
Wait, do brown bears eat berries or am I thinking about a different kinda bear? Shit, maybe it was black bears...bear with me here.
>>9871989
See what I mean? Doesn't it feel better to rely on natural causes rather than being gutted by your fellow man?
>>9872005
Save it. I don't deserve to be thanked for something like that.
>>9872015
We are. It's embarrassing that I have to be the one to point it out that we're the only ones cruel enough to hurt everything around us. Even the planet we live on.
Though I can see you don't care. I wouldn't expect a hooded stranger to care about anything. I certainly don't expect you admit we're pretty bad as far as animals go.
>>9872030
I thought you were dead