ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.) Favorite grass type?

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>>9868036
N.

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>>9868036
Grass types are some of the worst types in the world, but if I had to pick one... Decidueye.

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>>9868036
I haven't gotten to know that many grass-types, to be honest. Although I have to say, Exeggutor are funny, with their loooooooooong necks!

>>9867929
Pretty good. Living on land instead of in the ocean's kinda interesting- like, there's more things to eat instead of just fish, but most of the time you can't just grab whatever it is you want to eat, or at least not without someone getting mad, and there's all sorts of new people to meet, and all sorts of stuff to see... Although I have to say, my belly doesn't exactly agree with being dragged around on stuff all the time, but... hey, what can you do? You can't swim in air...

Anyways, how're you doing?

>>9867902
>Seal's knowledge of Arceusian mythology is lacking
Nice to meet you too. ...Well, kinda meet, kinda not, since we're talking through these tiny flip-open technology thingies and whatnot. ...So, who're you?

im so tired

>>9868114
Go to bed Jiji

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>>9868036
I don't really have a favorite, but Snivies are cute.

>>9868110
I'm known as mesprit.
And yeah. Technology is great!
The world has come far with it.
Especially in the sweets department.

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>>9867909
"Ehh..."
>Tobias plucks a badge out of the pile and pins it into the inside of the cloak Alain is wearing.
"Done."

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>>9868036
I don't really have one, but >>9868078 kinda has it right, Decidueye are cool.
Grass types kinda got the short end of the stick.
>Roll to wake up Cam and get these fucking runes translated because this shit is too advanced for a novice magic user

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>>9868110
I am doing well. What made you decide to live on land instead of the water?

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man today was boring
i did do only two or three works today

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>Meanwhile, in the Heahea City pokecenter
>A man in a suit is discussing with the nurse about a Cubone being dropped there recently
>He lives, but any long term effects are yet to be seen

>>9867929
"Hey, just a second here"

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>>9868261
>Cam: Is very much asleep
>She shoves the anime child off her and resumes hugging a pillow

Hello PAR. I don't have a tendency to post here very often.
I have a fairly small group to myself, and I'm hoping to recruit some more members when we've accomplished our first goal of staving off the end of the world.
What would you suggest?
>Rolling for a thing.

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>>9868078
Do... Do those spoilers on your back even have a purpose?

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>>9868309
>smoochbug is sleeping too
>how does it sleep in her hair it's a mystery

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>>9868309
>Quincy sighs and goes back to shitposting
>Maybe he'll grab the books later and wrap up, but it's late now and he's gone too many nights basically sleepless

>>9868329
Uh... staving off the end of the world? That seems more concerning.
What causes it?

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What do we think of phox's?

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>>9868252
>A moment is spent merely frowning at the badge before Alain bursts out chuckling
"... well. That was easy. What do you want to do now?"

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>>9868358
My money is on Tobias boss. That guy is no good.

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>>9868300
>The Espeon looks over at his trainer
>"What's up?"
>>9868329
What do you mean end of the world?

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>>9868193
Mesprit, huh? That's a cool name. I'm Serendwait, I already told everyone my name. Whoops, sorry...

And yeah, sweets, you don't get those in the ocean, the closest thing you have is this weird... I'm still not sure if it's a seaweed or coral or what, but it tasted good and then I was sick for a week. Not a fun experience in the long term...

>>9868269
Well... to be honest, my old home kinda... got destroyed? This Wishiwashi and this Gyrados got into a fight and things got out of hand, and... well, while I was looking for a new place to live, I found this place where the sea floor rose up higher and higher and then came out of the water and I was on land! And there's all sorts of places and people and things that you'd never find in the ocean, at least partially because some of it just doesn't work in the water, like this Pokedex thingy I'm talking to you guys with! I'm... still kinda looking for a permanent home that won't end up destroyed by another fight, though...

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>>9868336
Heat dispersal, the electronic equipment in my suit would overheat and burn me otherwise.
>>9868375
A solid "meh"
I happen to prefer Ice types as a whole.

>>9868125
It's 9:10Pm

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>>9868389
>Oh shit the genderbent keyblade is alive
"He's stoned all the time, how could he do anything?"

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>>9868329
... what...?
>>9868059
I have some bad news for you.
I'm actually a dragon type.

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>>9868395
"That Cubone you gave the mind scrambling of his life? Guess he lives to tell the tale"
>The Cubone in question is plopped on the desk
>He sees Vale and tries to run away

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>>9868358
>>9868395
>>9868436
Custom of the board is to post an image, my apologies.
With the legendaries running around, our leader had an epiphany, the end is going to come soon and we must save as many as we can.
>Rolling for Anon's success at saving.

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>>9868427
That's just when he's most dangerous boss, there's no telling what he could do.

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>>9868397
...You've never had sweets?
And you are new to land.
...
I have to show you around sometime.

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>>9868449
That... that doesn't sound good. ...How are you going to save everyone? ...Is there a way to stop the end from coming?

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>>9868436
...Fuckin'. Like. Dude. Shiiiiit. That's fuckin' metal.

Also I fucked your dog.

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>>9868399
Go home Lorem, you're drunk

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>>9868444
>"Well that's good news, he doesn't seem to like me though. Guess I gave scared him quite a bit."
>>9868397
Sorry to hear that I hope you're able to find a new home soon.

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>>9868449
... I don't even know how to respond to that.
Are you kid napping people...?
>>9868507
Anomalesia? Silvally? ... Zoroark? I know Zoroark is a fox, but some get confused on that one.

>>9868507
Now now punchdog that's hardly fair.... you fucked both of his dogs.

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>>9868529
Anomalesia, yeah. Cute doggo. Hella kisser dude. Dick is bigger than me. Like. Fuckin' massive.

>>9868537
Nah, Az passed out the first time and snugged it up the second time.

>the technobitch and dog are back
ugh

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>>9868397
Brionne is cute! CUTE!

>>9868616
That "dog" is a national treasure. You are just mad you can't keep up with all these advancements in the sl00t meta

>>9868616
>this guy is back
ugh

>>9868616
>it's a Anon Scares off Another RPer with Bitching Episode
Oh boy

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>>9868488
You'd do that for me? That'd be awesome!
>>9868513
It's fine, I've been making do in the meantime. Thank you, though!
>>9868641
You really think so! Eeee, thank you!

>>9868642
>>9868647
this thread is turning into erp and hg

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>>9868513
"Indeed... like this, I doubt he could join the team and be effective"

(Unless someone wants to roleplay as the Cubone)

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>>9868492
We plan to bring them into our group. As I said before it is small, we have a few goals to accomplish before we move further.

>>9868529
Of course not, we are a group of peace.
>All of this shit has been odds.
>Rolling for another thing.

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>>9868616
Science Saltine is another good alliterative name for her.

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>>9868616
(why do you care?)
(if you don't like the characters just ignore them)
>>9868036
well i never tought about it, i guess cacturne looks cool
i met one before, they are pretty chill

>>9868681
Saving the world is for scrubs. Drink, be merry, and embrace the end with open arms.

>>9868616
>>9868671
(Seriously, just ignore the fucking science Cipherbitch. She doesn't fit at all. I'm half expecting her to be able to quantum tunnel with porygons or project shields or some bullshit when 33 and 77 find her.)

>>9868697
CURSED

i hate this thread

>>9868715
(Well.. Digital world travel is cannon in the show...)

>>9868729
Same

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>>9868670
Brionne is pure! PURE!

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>>9868681
...But how is that supposed to protect people if the end's coming? Just having people be in a specific group? If the end's coming, then what group you're in won't matter, because... it'll be the end.

Unless we're talking about different ends? What's it gonna be the end of?

>>9868700
But if you save the world, then the end doesn't come, and you can do even more drinking and being merry.

>>9868729
(i really just want to leave)
>>9868733
(yeah but theres such a fucking thing as balance so shit isnt literally goddamn impossible to defeat. when i have a pokemon use a move on a human i have it be an evens/odd hit instead of a fucking calc like it would be)
(dont be a cunt dude)

>>9868675
(Details on the cubone?)
>>9868700
This guy gets it.
>>9868729
>>9868738
Love you guys too <3

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>>9868670
I wouldn't mind at all~
Say...how do you feel about doing it right now?
I can get around really quick...

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>>9868671
(PAR has always been lewd. It started off as a fucking Pokephilia advice thread. Be glad it's not "hey my Pokémon wants to fuck be what do I do" and that the lewd is contained to night time only.)
>>9868681
And you being people into your group through what methods?
>>9868575
... of all the things I wanted to know, the size of Anomalesia's dick was not one.
How have you been doing, Talbot?
>>9868755
(Yeah, I think teleporting should be kinda limited to Psychics and whatnot? A human being able to digitally travel via Pory doesn't make much sense and is p imbalanced)

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>>9868716
what?
i didn't date that cacturne

>>9868700
The wasteland will be so fucking cash desu.

>>9868715
(What really gets my autism going is the idea that the PC system works on psychics teleporting balls between pokecenters)

>>9868751
(That's clearly a picture of two Mews.)

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>>9868681
That sounds like cultist talk to me.

>>9868756
(Level 19 Cubone, bound to become an Alolan Marowak. Kind of messed up in the head from a crit Psybeam from Valerie (Lv53 Espeon))

>>9868808
Pretty sure Orre won't be affected. It's already hell on earth.

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>>9868751
...Pure? I uh, I don't get it.

>>9868771
Oh, uh, sure! ...Uh, I'm not exactly sure where you are though. Or where I am... uh, I've heard the word Alola a few times, though. I think that's where I am?
>Not exactly sure which island I should put Serendipity on atm, much less which town, so her location is just "somewhere in Alola"

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>>9868449
What do the legendaries have to do with the end of the world?

>>9868462
He just spouts random bullshit though.

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>>9868512
I wish I was drunk
(Would it help if I just got a different faceclaim for her?)

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>>9868798
Fuckin', like. I think I caught something. Mouth is dry all the time, got fuckin' headaches like what the fuck, and I'm having a shitty ass time keeping food down man. Also I got my head tore the fuck up, wanna see? I got this sickass cart and it looks hot as fuck dude.

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>>9868857
Random bullshit backed by a loyal team of champion level Pokémon, and he's has done stupid shit before. I'm not saying it'll happen tomorrow
But I wouldn't be surprised if we head he went and pissed of god on a whim or some shit.

>>9868824
messed up as in amnesia or as in retarded now? In case Its not obvious I'm thinking of picking em up

>>9868809
(mew's pretty hot desu)

>>9868873
(The cybertechno aesthetic really doesn't fit. If she's part of Cipher she shouldn't have a magical info visor, armor that's apparently filled with so many electronics that it needs to have a heatsink method.)

(I just know if someone tries to short her shit out you'll play around that somehow, when that'd be fucking impossible to do.)

(You're playing a cyberpunk protag not a PAR protag.)

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>>9868851
Alola, huh?
Well... it's a lot easier for me to come to you than it is for me to bring you here!
So...I'll be there soon!
>Teleport self over to Alola, searching each island
>Attempt to mentally locate the Seal

>>9868916
(It's a computer with the visor as a monitor, that's it, nothing really that special with modern tech, and at this point if anyone from Cipher actually meets her in person she's just going to die, because fuck me for trying to do something interesting)

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(Bah meant to rewrite my last post and ended up leaving part of it in)
>>9868675
>Valence frowns and lets out a small sigh
>"That is a shame. I apologize for making this so difficult"
>>9868914
(So far I think they're just extremely afraid of Valence)

>>9868873
(dude you're playing a star wars level tech character in a pokemon thread and wondering why people are rolling their eyes. that's not even powergaming that's just like. "lol i'm god now" level stuff)

>>9868945
(Nevermind, I'm just going to ignore you.)

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>>9868914
(Messed up as in any kind of psychological fuckery you can think of and it is not too crippling in combat)

>>9868961
(That is also a starter)

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>>9868873
>A cipher grunt teleports to her location
>He shoots her in the god damn face, shattering her stupid visor
>He then retrieves the snag machine and all the pokemon she had and goes back to Cipher
>there, now she's dead and you fucks have nothing to complain about
>fuck this thread

>>9869034
thank god

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>>9868961
>Cubone huddles in a corner of the room, seeming terrified of his Espeon oppressor, yet unable to look away

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>>9868851
Being pure m-means that you're clean!

>>9869034
how is dropping a character proper response to criticism on their perceived powerlevel

>>9869034
killing them seems more like you knew you were going to do that stuff rather than just working on their power level

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>>9869046
Clean? ...Uh. But most people are clean... I think? You're confusing.

>>9868920
>The seal proves to be rather easy to find. She waves to the Legendary Pokemon, still blissfully unaware that she's a Legendary.
"Hello! You must be Mesprit, right? Wow, you look so cool in-person! How'd you get here so fast?"

>>9868916
>Something something Essentia. And it's not like it would be THAT far off from what Cipher does with their Peons. Then again, I honestly haven't been paying that much attention to her, so I might be drastically underestimating how much tech she really has in there. ...But yeah, Essentia should be the limit for this kind of thing.

>>9869034
>Wow, that's a bit of an overreaction. I would've just said to reel it back in, not kill off the character.

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>>9868878
I... that doesn't sound good. It sounds like a bug of some sort, but I don't know much about medicine or diseases.
Try to rest, I'll contact someone who does know.
.... I would like to see the scar, how did you get it?

>>9869052
>>9869060
>>9869064
Tell me that if I had just changed the FC and proved she has nothing better than a phone in her face that runs off batteries in her suit that the shitposting would have stopped.
Can you honestly say that?

>>9869067
>Fuck me I forgot part of this post
>Forward the symptoms to Colress
>"Does this sound familiar to you?"

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>>9869067
Making out with your dog. No. Fuckin. Hold up. The dog was licking me. Yeah. I think. I dunno. Sounds right, yeah. Pretty fuckin' sweet, right?

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>>9869064
Yup~!
Nice to meet you.
As for how I got here so fast...
>Poof in some sweets
It's magic.

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>>9869043
"Hey... hello?"

>>9869034
(That was unnecessary)

>>9869060
(I had personally vetoed how much technobullshit she could do (read: none at all not already seen in PAR, keep her at Cypher Grunts levels despite the FC appearance)

>>9869081
you'd likely get the one or two people who shitpost everything to try and get people mad enough to quit

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>>9869067
>>9869085
>Sigh.
>"Sounds like some sort of addiction related to the Fulls."

>>9869100
If the Jirachi movie taught me anything it's that now, somewhere in the world, there is now a poor candy salesman that has just been robbed.

>>9869081
I can honestly say that no, the shitposting will continue. And it will continue whether or not you leave, merely shifting to other posters in the thread. It's what we call "Hateboner".

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>>9868884
I think I can calm down Arceus if it comes to it, I'm trying to build the biggest praise to him and his children possible here.

>RIP Ciphergirl, she was interesting

>>9869132
>People not comfortable with the level of technobullshit.
>Hateboner meme
I am really fucking getting tired of this rp

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>>9869105
>Eeek!

H-hi there... p-please don't hurt me.. I'll be good. I swear!

>>9869164
I wasn't comparing you to HB. I was merely pointing out that there will still be shitposting, whether or not problems are actually solved, because even if the problems are solved, HB fills the void.

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>>9869162
Yea.. I guess he is kinda chill. Remember that time he gave that SJW Lucario a massive dong to get him to shit up.

>>9869162
>Making it that obvious you played her.
Jirachi is better at hiding characters than you.
>>9869192
Alright, I think I'm just going to fuck off for a while.

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>>9869091
... you were licking Anomalesia.... and ended up with a bite on the back of your head?
>>9869114
>"Oh my. Well, I'll let him know. Any advice for dealing with it?"

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>>9869201
Oh right, I remember that, that was funny.
Maybe next time we see him we can ask why you became a girl for that little while.

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>>9869043
>>9869181
"There is no need to be afraid we are not going to hurt you."

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>>9869213
>"He's probably going to want more... Saliva or whatever it is, keep an eye on him for now."

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>>9869100
>Serene gasps in amazement.
"Wow, that's amazing! ...Uhm, are those for you, or for me, or for both of us, or..."
>The brionne's gaze flickers across the confectioneries... the sweet scents filling her nose and making her mouth water.

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>>9869209
Hey now, there are other possible explanations here, for all you know I could have been juggling her too, and her critics, and everyone but you. Seriously through there are only two people in this thread.

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>>9869213
Shit was pretty hot. You ever hug the dogs dude? Dogs are made for hugs. Waaay better than the lame ass foodgiver.
>Punchdog: is visibly panting
>not in the lewd way
>in the body temp regulation is moderately fucked way

>>9868831
(Ooc fallout new vegas)
Nah. It'll be dank as well.

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>Cross: Go punch some weird Hoenn doggos.
>Rolling for a level.

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>>9869181
>Stop, don't get closer
"There's nothing to fear, kid"
"Just... sorry about what happened"

>>9869234
>>9869288

R-really? This b-b-better not be some twick! You hear me mista?

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>>9869297
>tfw no photo

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>>9869119
Or a candy factory.

>>9869247
Hehe~
>Floats them over
Eat as many as you like.
I can always get more... through magic.

>>9869253
>Bones trying to seem like the good guy after he scares another person off

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>>9869325
You really do need to learn to control yourself.

>>9869240
>tfw punchdog got hooked on Sivally fluids.
>realize he's probably addicted to doggo cum
>truly next level sl00t

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>>9868971
(The problem isn't that she has scifi stuff. I mean, genesect is literally a cybernetic bug pokemon. The problem is that it's just so in-your-face without build up or attempt to flesh it out from the existing cloth pokemon is already cut from. I really don't have a problem myself with having a scifi character, or even a cybernetic character. But you absolutely can't let those snowflake aspects completely overshadow the character itself. Which is why I think people are so sour to your character, all they see is the superficial aspects of your FC, and the descriptions of what she HAS.)

>>9869081
(I think having a phone that connects to her glasses with a very basic AR overlay wouldn't be nearly as jarring. Hell, the Shinra soldier helmets would probably fit very well if you were looking for some cyberpunk flare.)

>>9869304
(You seem to caught a case of the Tocks.)

>>9869365
Nice job trying to speak to the dead faggot.

>>9869283
>throw one of borbs characters at
>roth fuck it
>throw roth at

>>9869332
(Hey I asked for details, all I got made me look like the victim here, NOW you tell me in at fault?)
>>9869365
Thanks mr AVALANCHE for that lesion in fitting in.

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>>9869297
>>9869304
>The man in the coat keeps speaking
"If this were a trick, I wouldn't have brought you down from Wela Volcano at near breakneck speeds"
"But seriously, that was a worrying injury"
"We alright now?"
>Extend hand for handshake

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>Sasha went home after talking with the police.
So I thought I had a shot at getting a date, and then it turned out it was a trap with someone trying to rob me.
This day has sucked.

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>>9869325
"Oh, thank you so much!"
>The brionne starts trying out one of each kind of sweet that the Legendary brought, a huge smile on her face. ...It seems she's growing quite fond of chocolate in particular.

>>9869335
>I'm going to assume Azelf is there physically
>The brionne blinks as she sees Azelf appear.
Oh... hello. Who're you? You know Mesprit, and you kinda look like her too... are you two related?

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>>9869389
>Sord: Be thrown

>>9869283
HAIL THANE OF YON LAND OF HOE-NENEN! DOTH THOU WISH TO DISPLAY THY STRENGTH?

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>>9869283
>Ian: getting to Mauville, surgical mask in the face and sleepy toxic buggo in the arms
>Cough

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So...
I have a question
What should i do to make myself look cuter?
ot at least less intimidating

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>>9869332
(I haven't even posted this thread.)

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>>9869240
>"....."
>"All three of the Fulls are unconscious right now and he's overheating."
>>9869259
They sleep in my bed, I don't get much choice in hugging them or not.
I can go over there, if you would like a hug from me?
>>9869415
And do you have plans to make it better?
>>9869365
(This is nice advice. You put it better than I'd be able to)

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(Is this infighting and finger pointing a normal thing?)
>>9869297
"It isn't and I truly am sorry for injuring you like I did."

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>>9869415
There's always another day.

>>9869365
(This is actually pretty fucking good advice)

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>>9869415
Hey are you gonna-

>>9869424
>Flash the cool horn.
Go for it.

>>9869428
Hey! Are you okay?

>>9869429
Uhhh... More pink?

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>>9869335
Nope!
I refuse!
Life is an adventure, especially when there's no consequences for indulgence!

>>9869423
Enjoying it?
>Mesprit smiles and giggles
Sweets are great.
>Chugs a glass of melted chocolate
>Float one over to the seal
So... anything in mind you wanna sea?

>>9869429
Cute clothes might work!

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>>9869407
>thinks for a moment
>gets distracted
>notices the outstretched hand again and try's to play it off like he's been considering the whole time
>roll a bluff check
Hmm... ok mista. All good now!

>>9869460
(yeah it is)

>>9869460
(Constantly)

>>9869489
Its irregular but happens to the same PCs.
>>9869434
I'm just happy someone mistook me for an established poster lol

>>9869460
(It's normally only once a week or so. Depends on what's going on.)

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>>9869484
>Handshake the little lizard
"Prudent, but confident, I like your style"
"Me and my associates including Vera here are part of the International Police. Heard of them before?"

>>9869460
(Far too often)

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>>9869469
Rally HO, good sir!

>the sord launches it's self from it's sheath, glistening in the moonlight, busting with honor and the irridecent light of JUSTICE
>... and then proceeds to scrap the carapace of the much stronger and more dangerous bug, doing what ultimately amounts to a small cut

>76+ Atk Honedge Slash vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Heracross: 11-13 (5.1 - 6.1%) -- possibly the worst move ever

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>>9869469
>Toxbuggo still in the arms
>Cough
"Yeah, even better, I got a job and a home now"
"Though I'm not going to Unova"

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>>9869530
(I'm still deciding what kind of a poke I want this little lizard to be, i breifly considered going with a simple "man FYI the po-lice" as an answer, perhaps that would have been better)
>the little cubone shakes his head
Nuh-uh.

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>>9869483
"Mhm!"
>The brionne smiles, before accepting the glass of... melted milk chocolate?
>She happily drinks it. ...Yep, she's hooked. And she's probably going to be sick again in the morning.
Hehehe. Hm... I dunno what all there is. Whatever you think is cool?

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>>9869455
Sure. I'll fuckin' take it dude. You're like. Not fuckin' shit. I don't wanna punch you in the throat. That's just how fuckin' metal you are bro. I'm gonna like. Bite you up sometime man.

>>9869588
(That was a fuk the police, that's auto-correct)

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>>9869553
Rally ho? What are you, a ghost?
>Bap the sord.
252+ Atk Choice Band Heracross Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 0 HP / 36 Def Eviolite Honedge: 318-376 (387.8 - 458.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>>9869559
Hey! Good job!
...That's good, right?

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>>9869592
Hmm...
There's a volcano, and a mountain, and towns, and caves...
Lots of places to go!

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>>9869588
(Hell, that could have worked. Somehow)
(Agent Walker has little reason to be picky, with the looming deadline)
"International Police, we travel across the world and catch all kinds of dangerous criminals and sometimes pokemon, like in my case"

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>>9869608
>Sord: Is stuck inside a nearby rock
>You have sucessfully defeated the level 31 sword with horrible EVs
>Thank god, otherwise that would have been embarrassing for both of us

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>>9869608
"Beats having to mooch off the pokecenter"
"Though you will have to find a way to Unova yourself, I guess"

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>>9869402
(Well, I tried to be helpful. Also Jesse was my favorite FFVII character.)

>>9869455
(Thanks)

>>9869429
Um... I found out I had a fan. So you probably don't need to change anything. I mean, I'm your fan! By the way... Since I have a fan I need a T-shirt or something for them to wear, do you do custom Shirts?

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>>9869668
>Grab sord from rock.
"Guess I'm taking you since you must be able to mega evolve stuff."
>Equip sord.

>>9869680
"Guess so."
>Follow the weird guy.
"Where is your place?"

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>>9869645
(Alright I've got it, he's going to be.... clueless, i know, the psychic hit Baby being clueless, truely my creativity knows no bounds.)
>Cubones eyes light up in understanding
I'm a Pokémon!

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>>9869641
Hmm... well, I dunno about a volcano... the mountain sounds kinda interesting, as does the caves... but I think I'd like to go to one of the towns first.

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>>9869455
Well I figured I could go out and look for a wild banette or shuppet again, I mean if I manged to survive one attempted robbery-at-swordpoint I can survive another right?

>>9869461
Or another night.

>>9869469
Gonna what?

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>>9869772
Yes, yes you are.
>>9869645
>"I don't think they understand or that psybeam messed them up more than we thought."

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>>9869423
"Yes, I'm her sister, and she is mine"

>>9869483
"But there are consequences, or have you forgotten the three dozen chocolate factories that were emptied in this past week?"

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>>9869742
"Mauville #269, I think I'm supposed to meet with someone"
"Oh hey, looks like you made another friend"

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>>9869794
Well.... not necessarily.
You seem to be fairly fixated on the Shuppet line, why them?
>>9869593
Well, you'll have to fight Gladion for my affections.
Which room are you in?

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>>9869772
(It's fine, man)
"Sure you are"
"I've got a proposal for you, want to join me and see the world?"

>>9869802
"Really hoping is the first, I've got the ticket to Unova booked for tomorrow"

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>>9869839
Well, that's the first time it's happened in about two weeks of searching, so I figure my odds of running into another robber are low.
Because they're cute and cuddly looking, and I like the idea of dating someone who's lived for centuries or something.

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>>9869781
Town it is, then!
>Giggles, and starts floating off, in a direction
I do have an idea...
>Floats the seal a bit into the air as well
>Just enough for her to push forward with her flippers, sailing along on a bubble of psychic energy
Try it!

>>9869827
They'll make more!
No permanent damage, so no issue!

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>>9869794
Whoops, got a sword thing.
>Poke human with KOed sord.
You want to try somewhere else for a Banette?

>>9869830
Yep, looks like it. I'll meet you there later?

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>>9869892
"You are going to run out of chocolates eventually. Humans cannot produce enough to keep up with your constant demands. Could you not at least eat sweets that are more natural and abundant, such as pokebeans?"

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>>9869839
Uh... I forgot. The big guy just kinda dragged me in one. What's a Gladion? Can I punch it?

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>>9869794
>>9869874
Uh... I really don't think this search is worth getting robbed over, or worse.

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>>9869866
Okie-dokie.
>Cubone smiles
>then pauses clearly confused
>he looked down and touches the ground with his bone and says
But I can see the world right now? See?

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>>9869893
>Didn't realize the bug followed her home
"I don't really know where else to look."

>>9869927
It's the search for love, and call me a hopeless romantic, but I'm willing to give up just about anything for that.

Hey PAR.
My brother is in jail and my dad hates me and just wrote in a very strongly worded letter to my boss that makes me sound like a pokemon abuser.
Basically have to quit or I'll be fucked by getting chewed out and fired in front of everyone by Stern.

What do?

>>9869953

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>>9869892
"Oooh, cool! I'm Serendipity, but you can call me Serene! What's your name? ...Wait, emptied chocolate factories...?"

>>9869892
>The brionne's attention is captured by the psychic lifting her belly off the ground- and she gasps with glee as she finds that she can now push herself along the ground, *without* her belly dragging along and getting scraped on things!
"Ohmygosh thank you so much! That's really my only problem with being on land, how my belly drags along the ground! Is this a permanent thing or will this stop once you're gone or...?"

>>9869917
...What's a pokebean?

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>>9869874
"Not necessarily centuries, some ghosts are merely years old"
"Have you tried mt. Pyre yet?"
>You notice the odd, Dustox wielding man has a Shuppet perched on his head

>>9869893
"Yeah, have fun and help the lady"

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>>9869953
(Thanks 4chan, just fucking post right after I link, that's great)
Take your pokemon and be a trainer, pull a Red or whatever your local pokedestined's name is and live in the mountains for a few years with your pokemon, get strong, then figure out your goals from there.

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>>9869953
Abuse a pokemon! If you're going to get in trouble for it anyways, might as well enjoy it!

Also, then I can rag all I want on you and people will just join in on the fun.

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>>9869941
Me neither... Hmmm... Google?
>Search around for revives for the sord.
>>9869986
Will do!!

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>>9869953
Dude. A letter filled with like. Shit your bro made up isn't legally binding. Sue his ass for wrongful termination. After you milk unemployment. Fuckin' karma it up famalasada.

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>>9869975
"Well, this is"
>Poof, standard pokebean
"Plucked from the trees of Mohn's palego, enjoy"
>She floats it over to the brionne

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>>9869953
You must accept life
If your future is to leave
Then leave and live on

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>>9869928
"There's more to the world than this room, this island, or Alola itself"
>The man takes an Ultra Ball from his coat, and places it in the floor, between himself and the unnamed Cubone
"If you want to come, that is"

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>>9869918
Gladion is my husband. You're from Alola, I'm surprised you haven't seen or heard of him before.
He's been compared to a French fry, if that rings any bells.
Hm...
>N finally leaves his desk, setting out to find the doggo.
>Rolling for the amount of time it takes.
>>9869874
Hmm. I personally wouldn't risk it, it if you want one as a companion so badly...
Would other ghost types not serve the job as well?

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>>9869986
>I'm not sure how this person got in my house
>What is life
"Uh... how did you get here and how old is that shuppet?"

>>9870011
"Google told me to look in alleyways in big cities, so that's what I've been doing."

(i find the ease and speed with which characters can move above the pokemon world very disturbing)

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>>9869917
But those aren't as satisfying or sweet as chocolate!

>>9869975
Unfortunately, it's not permanent, as I'm actively holding you up with...magic.
But so long as you are with me, you can enjoy it! Nice, right?
I'm also sure there's other ways to achieve it. Maybe some sort of board with wheels?

>>9870049
(Sometimes it makes less than perfect sense, agreed, that's why all my characters roll for travel time)

>>9869992
Maybe... I'll see what I can do.
Maybe I'll just unzip my Banette and fuckin' die.
>>9870008
ok
>>9870016
I'd try that but I know Stern would take my dad's side. Fucker and my dad probably bone on the side.
>>9870023
Fucking... I need a drink and to think some shit over.
>Time to essentially roll for what anon does.
>Rollin.

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>>9869941
You will never know when you find that special someone that makes you rethink everything about your love life, including that you can have one at all. Speaking from experience.

>>9869953
Quit and tell your dad to go fuck himself. Any relevant skills that will help you stay afloat?

>>9870016
That works too.

>>9870063
(Imagine how quickly the seasons of the anime would be over if Ash moved as fast)

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>>9870043
...So I can eat him?

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>>9870062
Have you not been eating the rainbow variety? They are intensely filling and very, very tasty, one a day keeps your belly full.

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>>9869941
You really shouldn't get too invested in finding love. It'll just lead to hasty decisions that you'll regret forever. I-it's nice if you find it I mean but, looking for it is just trouble.

>>9870049
(Most characters either roll and deal with travel time or have a Pokémon that can teleport them, if they leave their town at all.)
(I might start making my travel time longer for the characters that don't have a way to teleport.)

>>9870069
Rolls a 69 I think that's a answer enough...
>>9870049
This is why I don't keep my fav chars tied to a location, so no one can pull a how did they get there on me, they are everywhere... bitch.

>>9870121
(I'm kinda... Not for how powerful teleporting is. I'd much rather see inter city teleporting restricted to legendaries)

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>>9870079
Doesn't mean I can't try to speed up the process.

>>9870118
There's not really a decision I can make that can create a worse situation than the one I'm in, that of absolute boredom and longing.
Almost being robbed was the highlight of my day because for once I felt like I was more than just a background character in life.

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>>9870044
"I don't exactly know, she was level 23 when she was given to me"
"How did I get here anyway, I was talking to >>9870011"
>Poof back to where he is supposed to be, which I am not sure where anymore, I'm confus

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>>9870021
>Serene: accept pokebean
"Thank you, miss... uhm, you still haven't told me what your name is."
>The seal bites into the Pokebean, mulling it over for a bit.

"Hmm... not as good as-"
>>9870062
"...Yeah. ...Aw, really? ...Well, yeah. It is nice though, thank you."
>Serendipity's Lack of Land Knowledge activates!
"...What's a wheel?"

>>9870147
(Teleport the move is used in the games for intercity travel quite often)

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>>9870044
"Are you sure that isn't wrong? Do you have any revival herbs or whatever?"

>>9870150
"See ya weird guy!"

>>9870147
(You can teleport from far west Johto to far east Kanto IG. Get over it.)

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>>9870171
I am Azelf, and that was merely a standard pokebean, for a true treat, try this.
>Poof, two rainbow pokebeans
These are vast improvements, though I personally prefer to eat standard ones, as they are much more common.
>She passes one to Mesprit and one to Serene
>She summons a normal one for herself.

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>>9870069
Don't kill yourself, that's probably what they want.

>>9870049
(Rolling for travel time is what I do usually)
(Teleports depending on one specific character and only to already precalculated points, maximum distance about halfway through Unova and bound to changes)
(Used at one point to do IRL travel time, it stopped being funny the second session of 12 hours of plane travel between regions)

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>>9870182
"No, I'm not a trainer, so I don't have anything like that, you can probably take that honedge to the pokecenter though. And as for maybe being wrong, I'll try looking again tonight, and if I fail again, I guess I'll pack a bag and work out where to go next"

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>>9870148
Hahaha, that's... I don't know whether to cry or laugh at that. The worst consequences are the ones you'll never conceive before they happen. The ones that make you beg your entitlement to happiness for a return of yesterday's sorrows, as a respite from today's miseries... Oh, I guess I'm getting a bit melodramatic there, I didn't mean to seem so theatrical but, but it shouldn't be taken as theatrical because the message I want to say is very real. It's really real, I even know that even without my gloves or this wonderful new scarf I got.

Oh... If you see this message before looking for me, I'm so so so sorry for my uh... Outburst earlier friend who I won't name since I don't want to be a hunting target for bragging about my possible affiliation with a group that won't be named either. I was so afraid your pokemon damaged my gloves, it was horrible. I didn't mean to make it horrible for you too. I'm sorry.

>>9870079
Besides management and knowing how ships work? Not really.
>>9870233
Yeah I'm just going to fucking... Figure out what I need to do.

If, uh, a Sasha is here, I'm really fucking sorry about that. if I can make it up to you in any way call up Stern's Shipyard and ask for Jayce Connor's number.
Barring I don't blow my brains out.

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>>9870100
>>9870215
Oh those!
>Poofs in several more rainbow beans, from who knows where?
>Quickly eats them all
...Not bad, I suppose.

>>9870171
No problem!
Oh, a wheel is like, a disk that spins around on an axis. It makes pushing and moving things a lot easier.
Once we are in town, I'll show you more clearly!

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>>9870147
(We could maybe nerf teleporting by psychics to being only between regions that are close to each other? I'm honestly not a fan of having to wait several hours to do an interaction because of travel time and potentially missing the chance period due to the role player having to get offline.)
>>9870096
.... no, I would prefer if you didn't eat him before he got a chance to eat me.
>N knocks on a door, hoping it's the correct one. If the fur on the floor is anything to go by he's found the right one.
"Hello? Talbot?"

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>>9870242
"Alright, don't leave without me at least."
>Go get sord fixed up.
>Rolling for time with last number I guess

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>>9870269
"...Is your stomach bottomless or am I going to be cleaning the cave of your puke again?"

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>>9870274
Yo! Based lettuce bro, wassup?

>the dog and N are going to fuck before N and gladion
amazing

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>>9869866
>"Actually it seems he may just be young."
>>9870147
>>9870049
(So long as they're not using quick travel as a way to nothing personnel you it just makes for easier 'irl' interactions in my opinion at least.)

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>>9870253
I guess there could be worse things than being the most boring and average basic bitch in the world, but I'm willing to risk it to get some love in my life.

>>9870277
"I don't plan on it, I guess you're my protection against things that want to kill me."
>Let the search for a shuppet or banette begin

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>>9870215
>The seal accepts this second Pokebean, and bites into it...
>Her eyes light up, and she savors the rest of the bean.
"Mmmm... this is amazing! It's... it's like everything good I've ever tasted, but better! Thank you so much...!"

>>9870269
"Ohhhh. Okay. I think I've seen a few of those around. Hm. Well, let's get to town, then!"
>Serendipity follows the legendary psychic Pokemon.

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>>9870148
Your problem if it ends badly.

>>9870261
I recommend skipping region, then.

>>9870147
(Makes sense, actually. Still have to sometimes take acceptable breaks from realism so to make interactions and plot flow at an acceptable pace)
(Accuracy rolls are a common power limiter, others are only teleporting between known places or having to calculate coordinates of where to go)

>>9870327
cuck the fry

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>>9870338
>Follow blue water lady.
"You're gonna have to tell me types. I'm not from here."

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>>9870330
I'm not young, I'm cubone!

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>>9870340
"I can summon a small stockpile, but please do not eat too many at once, more than one a meal will overfill your stomach and cause you to puke, as my sister has found out on several occasions."

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>>9870311
I think it is!
It's not like it ever hurts or anything!
And that was only a few times...
>Grumbles a little

>>9870340
>After a few minutes, they come across a town
>Several houses, a pokecenter and pokemart, along with other things
>Pokemon and humans are visible everywhere
Here we are!

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>>9870343
I suppose it is.

>>9870372
"I've been identifying pokemon on sight for years now, my mother beat that into me, don't worry."

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>>9870312
>He slowly opens the door, pulling up and promptly sitting in the desk chair.
"I came to check up on you. It sounded like you were ill. Dry throat and overheating, correct?"

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>>9870330
"He will grow up, eventually"
"I just hope the boss allows him"

>>9870381
"A young Cubone"
>...pet the helmet

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>>9870435
"Great! We're gonna be a great duo!"
>Bug attempts to think of duos.
"Uh... Bonnie and Clyde! Jackie and Chan! Bruce and Lee!"

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>>9870393
"That'd be absolutely awesome, thank you so much!"

>>9870394
>The seal happily explores the town, a huge smile on her face.
"Wooow! There's so many humans here, it's... almost like a school of fish! Except humans! ...What do you call a large number of humans in one spot? 'Cause it'd be really, really silly if you called them a school too, they're not fish. Far from it, they're bigger than I am and they have legs and arms and don't have fins or scales and I doubt they taste any good..."

>>9870444
cuck him already fuck the dog make gladi hate you

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>>9870454
>blinks
>points bone at himself
Ya. That's me.
>finally steps out of the corner and nuzzles up to his new friend, still mildly suspicious of espeon but willing to look past it.
(Ooc what IS mr pen and paper. I can't remember if you are a Pokémon or...?)

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>>9870444
>doggo: is sprawled out on a moderatly beat down bed
>it probably wasn't meant to hold almost a ton of dog
Yeah. Can't eat shit dude. Fuckin' ice chips and soft canned shit.

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>>9870477
"Finding food is difficult for some pokemon, I am glad to help"

>>9870530
>ignoring mesprit
go away

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>>9870482
(N's not going to fuck the dog. He'll tease the dog, yes, but he's not going to fuck him.)
(Also I'm p sure that Gladi isn't going to hate me over ERPing with someone that isn't him. If you think he would you don't know Gladi very well)
>>9870519
"Well.... how well can you handle water?"
>A cold bottle of water lands on the bed next to the edgewolf, thudding and rolling along the surface on impact.

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>>9870530
>whups missed half my fucking post there
>>9870394
"It was twenty, twenty times. In the past month, you overeat far too often."

>>9870538
(Fuck off yourself)

>>9870556
(Make me you fucking cunt.)

>>9870556
fuck off

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>>9870468
>The search for a plushghost continues
"Two of those aren't actual pairs, they're people with one name."

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>>9870556
That's still only a few times!
>More grumbling
I'm fine! It's not like it's hurting me.

>>9870477
Hmm.
Most people call them "groups" or "crowds".
Have you heard of a store?
>Points to a local one, selling tropical trinkets and such

>>9870569
>Fucks cunt
>>9870575
Like a tree?

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>>9870553
>doggo: chuggo the bottlo' hydro
Fuckin' nice

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>>9870569
(If you're going to shit post, at least do it IC. It's more entertaining. This is just... Boring)

> Meowth MkII has a sudden epileptic attack.
> Then they return to shitposting.

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>>9870505
>The Ultra Ball still close by, on the floor
"Feeling better now?"

(Human, closest thing I would have for actual looks being the PI trainer class)

>>9870477
Brionne is for kissus!

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>>9870577
"I don't think we're going to find one near the cycling road."
>Bluff bug noises.
"I knew that!"

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>>9870598
>>9870556
"That doesn't sound healthy... you sure you're not sick, Mesprit...?"

>>9870598
"Huh. A crowd... all right, then."
>The seal then shakes her head.
"No... I haven't. What is it?"
>She blinks in confusion at the tourist-aimed shop and the goods on sale there.

>>9870657
>The seal blinks at the message beeping, then takes out a weathered-looking Pokedex and answers.
...What do you mean by "kissus"?

>>9870629
Yup. All good.
>Cubones tail starts wagging... only to slowly slow down, as he developed an intense look on his face, obviously nursing a question.
When we go see the world, is the scwary cat coming with us?

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>>9870682
Pictureless2 Cubone Boogalo

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>>9870598
"That is not a few times in the slightest, and while it does not hurt you now, you are fully aware that eating more than one a day causes you to violently puke, and yet you forget, and continue to do this. And usually it is on me, and I have to clean it up."

>>9870679
"She pretends she does not know what is coming, stay out of her line of fire once she begins puking her stomach up"

>>9870679
You put your lips to someone elses!

>>9870699
youre easier to bait than chuckles
>>9870679
for rape

>every anonpost now is complaining, a shitpost or bait
>even im doing it now
why am i even here

>>9870734
The usefull members (read:not me) are either quiet or not here, trust me, it will get better.

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>>9870682
>>9870691
"I'm afraid so, he's part of the team"
>Glancing outside of the Pokecenter
>A Stoutland and an Absol are waiting
"Want to meet the rest of team, before you decide?"

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>>9870699
>>9870598
(This is nowhere near a good stopping point but aparrently my brain doesn't care... I'm about to fall asleep. Sorry.)

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>>9870756
No! I decide.Wanna adventure! Just tell the Scary Cat no more hurts waves. I don't like the hurty waves.

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>>9870615
"Did you know that the saliva of a Full functions as both a tranquilizer and narcotic?"
>N twirls a second bottle, relaxing in the chair to keep a calm and casual air.
"It makes hunting Ultra Beasts safer for them. One bite and they begin to slow down."

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>>9870679
I'm fiiiine.
>Does several high speed spirals, to attempt to prove it
As for stores, they sell stuff th-

>>9870699
...
>Visibly angry and embarrassed
>Teleport away, without a word
>Running from her problems

>>9870577
>>9870663
>throw brick at

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>>9870798
...I don't know what any of that means.
>I Brought You My Doggos You Brought Me Your Love: Is flopping on the bed, trying to get comfortable
>He's not doing a very good job

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>>9870791
"That's the spirit"
>Pick up the ball on the floor, will give the Cubone more time to decide
>Signaling the rest of the team to move
"We're going back to my place for now, tomorrow will be a long day of travel, and then, training"
"You will become strong, and fight rare pokemon"

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>>9870875
Oh ok, adventure and fight. I like adventure, I didn't like my first fight, but maybe second fight be more fun?
>first sentence clicks
Your place? You have place? I never had a place before? Can I see?

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>>9870577
>>9870663
>Dubfail.
>Fuck it, I'll give you suckers a real fight.
How disgusting, let me clean you up.
>Pheromosa, LV90 appeared!

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>>9870971
"Woah! You look pretty tough."
>Cue battle theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVQgfGNUD08
>Megahorn!
>Missing on 8 and 9.
252+ Atk Choice Band Heracross Megahorn vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pheromosa: 187-221 (73.3 - 86.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9870952
"The next fights will be more fun, I'll make sure of that"
>Sweating a little at not being able to completely assure that
"Not exactly my place, it's an hotel room. But first, we need to take the ferry back to Hau'Oli, it's another city in another island"

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>>9871058
Ok, I like fun.
Why do we need to take a fairy to the island? Why not take a bird, I like birds.

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>>9871054
W-what a filthy battle style!
>Pheromosa uses HJK!
>9 means self damage.`
0- Atk Pheromosa High Jump Kick vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Heracross: 120-141 (56.3 - 66.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>9870850
"... their saliva is a drug, featuring all the perks and drawbacks of opium."
>The second bottle of water joins the first on the bed

>>9871112
cug the dogg

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>>9870971
>>9871102
"What in the fuck!? THIS ISN'T FROM HOENN I DON'T KNOW IT"
>Sasha throws her pipe at the monster because she's got fuck all other options

>>9871102
I've beam is a OHKO quiver dance sets up for like 5 OHKOs, but what do I know, I'm just a smogon player that lived through Phermosa's stay in OU

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>>9871102
Woah, nice trick!
>Megahorn!
>Missing on 8 and 9.
252+ Atk Choice Band Heracross Megahorn vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pheromosa: 187-221 (73.3 - 86.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>9871148
"It'll be fine!"

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>>9871112
...oooooh-peee-wum? you lost me again
>Welcome to the Doggo Parade: Is chugging down bottle no.2