Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
woop woop
Imagine the misfortunes when Skitty and his boyfriend finally fuck.
that's the sound of the police~
>>9862428
>>9862448
wtf did I just read last thread
>>9862457
that also happened right on Christmas eve.
It was the saddest shit ever when the guys dad and grandpa showed up saying "este es el christmas que me distes mijo?" while he lay on the floor dead.. and my fucking FRIEND picking upp all the ramienta and throwing it in my lawn to steal it later i wanted to cry but ppl were watching
wtf this picture is cool
I sexually identify as a street shark.
>>9862470
idunno
>He is not a biker mouse from Mars
I'm sticking with pedofoalia
Skitty I am on your server now. I has a luck of the sea 2 rod.
>>9862702
just checking because that story was horrid
>>9862709
bikers are cool but Streets sharks > fucking rats
>>9862742
you mean mine?
it's true
>>9862775
the craziest story I have to tell doesn't have to do with sex, thankfully
although one time I had to make up a lie to explain an awful lot of blood loss without going to the hospital
>>9862376
That doesn't sound correct at all!
>>9862982
yeah
I mean I love the dentist, have you seen my teeth? I actually take pictures of them they're so good
>>9863004
My point exactly!
>>9863024
honestly though it's not really worth pursuing
>>9863077
Dentistry? as a profession or for health purposes?
>>9863317
as a euphamism for sex in this case, I'm not sure I'd advocate it as a profession for anyone, though supposedly it is healthy in the right context
it's important to find a dentist you trust that you can build a lifelong relationship with
>>9863452
>>9863347
Yeah, you wouldn't want your dentist to cause your teeth to turn yellow or rot.
>>9863452
How're you?
>>9863557
I start my trip home in a few hours. Pretty ready to resume my normal life
>>9863452
What's on the agenda for today?
>>9863487
sup
>>9863557
Hiya Rap!!
I'm doin' good, just chillin atm, gonna have dinner soon, got pizza!
also I watched Ubisoft's conference today, which turned out to be better than I expected, but at the end they described a game as "multi-ethical multi-cultural" lol
how's u?
>>9863676
Hiya!
Well first dinner, then a bit later sleep, then when I wake up earlier I'm gonna go and finally pick up my diploma from uni! then...when I get back probably gonna watch Sony's conference as I probably won't be able to watch it now
how's u?
how's u?
>>9863772
I'm doing good other than the blower in my climate control unit going out.
>>9863649
Cool cool.
Did you enjoy your time with Rita?
>>9863772
That sounds less than appealing.
I think it'll fail.
I'm ok, just playing some more foxhole.
>>9863772
not much, killing time before the airport
>>9864386
yeah but I'm not used to spending this much time around anyone constantly
>>9862849
did u get stabbed?
>>9864420
yeah, by myself
>>9864414
How did you find it?
it just hit me that last week when i had jury duty, it was cancelled when I showed up and later that day my friend called me from the hospital to tell me he ended up in the hospital on the same day he was supposed to have court. I was going to be a juror in my friends court but it didn't happen because he got rekt before he could show up lol
>>9864636
It's both great and awful
>>9864649
What did he do to have to go to court?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11Gj5xJltgO
back from dinner
>>9863826
wow, I thought only Europeans called air conditioners climate control, guess I was wrong lol
sorry to hear, hope you can get that fixed soon, how's the temps like at your place during the day/night?
>>9864386
Yea, it's a sequel...well actually a prequel to a old game called Beyond Good & Evil, which was the main surprised at the conference, I hope I'll do able to watch Sony's press, less than an hour to go
oh, I see you really like that game! I ain't playing much of anything these days
>>9864414
Oh, well hope you have a safe flight back to...hmm where you from originally?
>>9864860
>where are you from
sick burn
The temps will be 70 to 60 at night maybe higher if I'm unlucky and 80 to 90 in the day time.
so this is where you fagets fled
>>9864677
How so?
>>9864860
Oh true, I have heard of that game but never spent any time playing it so don't remember what it's about.
IT's great fun, if you like you could join me? it's FTP currently on steam and I could give you the discord details for the clan I'm in and everything?
>>9864860
ontario, canada
>>9864990
I don't like being around people that long
>>9864982
And who are you?
>>9865087
lets see who can guess...........
>>9864933
>sick burn
w...what?
Those temps sound pretty much the norm here in summer could even be slightly warmer in July and August, those months are when AC is highly preferable...especially during humid nights, got a friend doing an internship in Qatar and he tells me the temp goes up to 120F during the day so any construction related works have a 6am to 1pm schedule during the summer
>>9864982
Welcome back whoever you might be!
>>9864990
Yea same, plus they only showed cgi trailer of it so no gameplay there
They also showed Far Cry 5, pretty much MURRICA' on steroids
>>9865022
oh, cool!
I got 2 friends who travelled to Quebec to pursue their PhDs there
>>9865120
Hmm...anychance the last time you posted in /b/read was 2012 or 2013?
>>9865164
ew
quebec is super gross
it's full of people from quebec
there's no reason to go there, ever
>>9865176
I think the main reason they went there is because their advisor(and mine) got his PhD at a university there, so he wrote letters of recommendation for both of them, what easier way to get into a university than get a recommendation letter from a professor who earned their PhD there no? lol
>>9865176
even a filly diddling clock is right twice a day. This is one of those occasions.
>>9865176
For someone with such weird fetishes you're awfully judgmental.
>>9865224
yeah but if you're selling your soul anyway, why not throw a nice car in for it at the same time you know
>>9865228
>>9865236
as I'm fond of saying as frequently as is reasonable, solidarity isn't a thing
no matter how broken I may arguably be, I don't feel the faintest twinge of hypocrisy calling out anyone and everything for all the same stuff and more.
The worst thing our species has going for it is the protection of obvious faults by other people with the same faults. And my judgement is impeccable.
>>9865120
Fleur
Oh, no.
>>9865555
Checkt.
>>9865164
Yeah, an issue was made that they're pushing an agenda over it, but I dunno.
I dunno how well Farcry 5 will do as a result though.
>>9865555
G'day, how's it going?
>>9865555
Checked
>>9865555
Yes? Maybe? Uh, nat?
Skye? TheMany? Horus Lupercal? George foreman? Fuck man, hints!
>>9865647
That's no fun
>>9865662
I shall make it fun.
>>9865647
Knew it, didn't even doubt it.
>>9865670
Oh, that's good then.
>>9865164
yep
>>9865539
and this nigger gets the prize
>>9865224
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/06/logitech-powerplay-mouse-pad-wireless-charging/
Everything is fun now!
>>9865555
oggie boggie nigger, oggie boggie lol
>>9865889
>>9865966
who are u?
>>9865987
Still aku
Everything's dead again!
It must be the fault of Northern Wind!
>>9866179
Raptor! It's all your fault!
>>9866155
>>9866172
It's your fault for not having namesync yet.
>>9866244
probably.
sorry.
I thought it'd be funny to unleash some native wildlife on the bread
>>9866248
>implying I even need it.
>>9866261
It's ok. NASA's working on a fix.
https://www.seeker.com/space/bake-in-space-experiment-aims-to-make-crumb-free-bread-on-iss
>>9865889
Nice to see ya again!
>>9865898
Holy shit that's bloody genius!
also just finished watching Sony's press conference, overall meh, can't believe it was only an hour
>>9866300
Ah, so that's what that project was all about.
They new it was coming!
Good on them.
>>9866350
I take it they didn't really unveil much?
>>9866270
Considering all the mistakes you've been making I'd say you need it.
>>9866387
Here's a list I found:
>Uncharted: The Lost Legacy
>Horizon Zero Dawn: The Frozen Wilds
>Days Gone
>Monster Hunter World
>Shadow of the Colossus
>Marvel vs. Capcom Infinite
>Call of Duty: WWII
>Playstation VR
>The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim VR
>Star Child (VR)
>The Inpatient (VR)
>Monster of the Deep: Final Fantasy XV (VR)
>Bravo Team (VR)
>Moss (VR)
>God of War
>Detroit: Become Human
>Destiny 2
>Spider-Man
You should watch the detroit trailer, it's implications are fukin' hilarious
in the end, there wasn't anything that could really WOW,..Monster Hunter World seems cool, and that ain't even PS4 exclusive lol
God of War is pretty much expected
Can't believe they're still trying to sell Skyrim as VR still
>>9866408
I haven't made any that I can tell! In fact I've got a 100% success rate.
Need sleeps, nighty all!
>>9866505
>Can't believe they're still trying to sell Skyrim as VR still
typical bethesda
didn't know about monster hunter world though, that might be pretty interesting
>>9866519
Keep telling yourself that bud.
>>9866570
Night Canon
>>9866570
pleasant dreams
>>9866505
>>Detroit: become human
>>9866574
That I can tell! That I can tell!! That I can tell!!!
>>9866654
So what's your reason for not getting namesync?
>>9866696
I'm stupid and don't trust Firefox on a device not designed to run Firefox, and I'm also unsure if all my cookies will carry over, and I like to touch myself at night under a big willow tree!
I don't have namesync because I'm on my iPod but I expect you all to continue loving me regardless
>>9866742
Why would it matter if your cookies carried over? Just do it, it's not like it'll hurt to try it.
>>9866742
>>9867050
How're you bun?
I summon Raptor
>>9867562
>>9867482
>>9867562
I'm already here, what's up?
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
UNDERTALE PHYSICAL EDITION WITH A HEART LOCKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE HEART LOCKET HAS A MUSIC BOX INSIDE
THAT PLAYS MEMORY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/UJtTIylzWk4
>>9867609
Kek, nice.
>>9867591
What happened to Solaire?
>>9867647
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/products/product_overhead_photo8_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497317532
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0014/1962/products/product_overhead_photo1_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497317532
NICE DOESN'T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE IT.
>>9867655
I'm not sure honestly.
He did migrate with us, but I'm not sure what happened to him after that.
>>9867690
eaten by wolves.
>>9867690
Fuck, everything got fucked after I left, but anyways it's nice to see you're still here. How is you?
>>9867735
Well, if it isn't the meme master himself
Is it possible to get a good internet connection in Alaska?
I spent the last 6 months listening to people complain about the cold and now I have to listen to people complain about the heat and bugs.
Worse yet, you have to read my complaints about the complaints.
>>9867735
Did he ever get to fuck his mom?
>>9867788 (checked)
Wherever he is, I'm sure that he's getting milf pussy.
>>9867690
I WOULD ENTER AN UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF DEBT FOR THIS, BECAUSE TOBY HAS TAKEN MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION AND MADE IT A TANGIBLE, PHYSICAL THING I CAN HOLD. IT'S NOT ONE FOR ONE, BUT IT'S DAMN CLOSE.
>>9867765
hi
>>9867788
i dunno. probably.
>>9867735
I want to be eaten by wolves. The lucky fuck.
>>9867823
Is he the one who always posted fat assed Celestia's? I kind of liked him.
>>9867851
yeah. good guy.
>>9867872
Is good to love you mother I think the last time I remember him posting he said he had put plans to fuck her on hold.
>>9867735
How's it going Smokey?
>>9867765
Uh, sorry, are you Pinkie? or someone else?
>>9867807
Lol, I don't think it'd cost that much:P
>>9867482
I was reading a book since no one else was posting earlier. How about you?
>>9868112
What book?
>>9868112
I just finished reading "Notes from the Underground" today.
It's about existential depression.
>>9868144
Warpath Broadcast 9 of the Spinward Fringe series, it's sci-fi.
>>9868099
It's scotch, I just haven't bothered to get 4chanx
>>9867823
yo
>>9868099
i'm alright. just getting ready for work in the morning. how are you?
>>9868112
I'm ok, playing some foxhole.
>>9868202
Oh hey man, how's it going?
>>9868203
Decent, playing foxhole, this games pretty great
>>9868199
Sounds like something based off the Traver Universe. Is it? If it is I want to read it.
>>9868192
Was it a good read, also how are you doing today?
>>9868227
What is this Foxhole I have heard so much about. I want me some fox hole also.
>>9868227
looks fun.
>>9868250
Oh it's excellent. The narrator is basically an /r9k/ poster living in Russia in the 1860's. It consists of the rambling and personal reflections of a man who feels alienated from society while simultaneously felling superior and wretched it comparison to others.
Other than that, life is good and I'm just going day by day, feeding my Warframe addiction.
>>9868270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xpWQVtGHKI
It's very team based.
>>9868273
It's great :3
>>9868245
No, it's not based off any existing universe.
>>9868227
Pretty good, I survived AF BMT and am currently in tech school. By the way, is Rose still around?
>>9868346
Yea him and aku are e-dating.
>>9868370
At this point I'm not surprised
Do we know each other?
>>9868437
I'll leave it as a surprise.
>>9868227
So, are your meds working out ok for you?
>>9868342
It looks fun. Thank you for the info.
>>9868346
Yup, he's around.
>>9868632
Oh shit!
I forgot to take them!
Thank you.
>>9868646
If you want add me on Discord/steam and I'll invite you to the clan I'm in, largest in foxhole and active daily.
>>9868689
I'm glad I could be of help to you Raptor.
>>9868689
Drinking to heavily to consider it tonight. If it still seems attractive tomorrow. I will do that.
>>9868780
What do you consider heavy drinking?
>>9868689
Ratbirds do you fap to them?
>>9868868
I am sitting in a recliner I moved into the place in the stead of my computer chair. I pulled the keyboard onto my lap and when the huntsman crawlled out from under the keyboard I only screamed like a girl and threw my keyboard across the room instead of totally loosing it like if I had not beeen drunk to the gills.
>>9868968
Oh wow, did you help the spider bro outside afterwards?
>>9868752
You were.
>>9868780
Sure thing
>>9868881
No, why do you ask?
I have so much coal
>>9869354
That's good skitty, thanks for letting me know.
>>9869404
ur welcom
>>9869542
Did you see the two vistors we had? Who knows maybe they're still lurking.
>>9869354
Have you been Saving up every christmas present?
>>9869586
I wasn't paying attention to the thread until just now. I guess some rando fag from 8ch found their way here after 2/3 of a year or something
>>9869649
I have been autistically mining coal in minecraft, now I'm alone because ruby decided to fuckin JET on me without saying a word wow
https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=126_1497315955
what a fukin weirdo
>>9869760
Fair enough.
set fire to his tree's
or his chickens or something.
>>9869968
but that would just be rude
>>9870065
probably
>>9870452
>>9870469
who might this be?
>>9870525
im anon
How shall I waste my summer away?
>>9869965
of course he has rarity and applejack plushes
>>9870665
I didn't see that kek, I just skipped through the video listening to bits of it
>>9870588
oh, well. how are we this fine night anon?
>>9870595
idunno, why'd you get off earlier?
>>9870695
Shower, fap.
>>9870740
Do this all summer.
>>9870881
You don't read through the thread do you?
>>9871012
I have no idea what you mean.
>>9870717
>i think he sounds nice. i would very much like to spend time with him
... you don't mind hanging out with insane people? that's a dangerous game you play
good, I'm alright.. just playing minecraft with ruby..
>>9871080
ok good.
>Reading the thread
>>9871128
Games people play
Night or day they're just not matchin
What they should do
Keeps me feelin' blue.
Oh. So that's how it is.
I shall take my leave then.
>>9869965
wow he must have hated his night shift buddies with a passion
>>9871212
Did you go out and interact with other humans tonight?
>>9871321
Yes. Did you miss me?
>>9871212
How did you stuff go?
>>9871256
yeah...
>>9871234
.. what... anon pls
>>9871360
Terrific. I did not pay for dinner this time.
>>9871382
Very refreshing to not have to pay once in a while.
>>9871356
Yes, thread was very dead today. We had some visitors from 8ch stop by today as well.
>>9871367
Build an impressive minecraft tower dedicated to all of your military victories
my room is dope
out autism complex is near completion
our*
>TFW Skittles ignores your quads request.
>>9871884
*trips
fuck
>>9871926
Life is suffering without notices from sempai
How're you Az?
>>9871444
chekt
>>9871884
lel i haven't even been fighting anything in the game, also i've been more concentrated on developing our little base complex, making it safe and less annoying to live in.
>>9871954
A foundation for your tower then! and add a layer every time you are victorious in combat!
>>9872081
>>9872324
*smooch*
I was able to get luck of the sea 2 now
what happens if i just leave minecraft autofishing until i wake up...
>>9872416
Feel free to use any of the bows or fishing rods in the chest in my fishing hut for crafting new shit.
>>9872324
>>9872443
I have one i added mending to, the luck of the sea ii thing and lure 3, it was the one you gave me except it was shittier before, i just did an estimate, i get 1xp level every minut fishing with this rod, if I left it running while i sleep, about 7 hours maybe, i'll end up with 420xp levels if it goes uninterrupted.. i wonder if that's right. imma leave it and see
>>9872499
Your inventory will fill up before then.
>>9872443
i just got a bow with power iv, mending, flame, unbreaking iii and a book with infinity
>>9872515
but you still get xp fishing regardless no?
>>9872515
>>9872530
just checked, there is a setting called overfill and checking it allows you to continue fishing even if the inventory is full and you still get XP from that so I will leave it running kek
apparently if we put hoppers around us we could just collect a ton of items too
>>9872530
Nope. Autofish turns off if it can't store whatever you fished in your inventory. Maybe there's a setting to do anyways, but I dunno...
>can't combine the overpowered bow with infinity
well that sucks
I'm going to bed you guys have fun with Minecraft.
>>9872610
You didn't do it right then.
>>9872627
Kinda early ain't it?
>>9872629
i fished a bow that had a bunch of enchantments and a book with some other ones, couldn't combine them but i just used some other ones runy had laying around and made an OP ass bow
>>9872610
Somewhere around -450 x, 90 z, you'll find some torches marking a staircase into the grass. It leads down into a skeleton grinder. Skeletons will drop down into a hole where you can slash at their legs. Stand there with kill aura on and a sword in your hand, and you'll get boat loads of experience, bones, and arrows. You should be able to get sufficient arrows to not need infinity.
>>9872641
No
>>9872647
yeah but infinity is better, and i just got another bow with infinity, flame, power iv and unbreaking iii, i'll leave it for you if you want it, i already had one with exactly those enchantments, haven't managed to make a better one since they get expensive as fuck after that
>>9872650
It's only 5am.
>>9872627
>>9872633
Night you two.
>>9872334
Ohmiawd austrailians!
Everyone is sleeps.
>>9873455
>>9873455
I will be soon
>>9873771
take it easy when you do
>>9873737
>>9873771
>>9873814
>>9873829
Morning.
>>9873810
>>9873814
Night guys.
Does /trash/ appreciate geldings?
You always kill it.
>>9876087
It was dead before I got here officer.
>>9876218
How are you doing today?
>>9876296
Well.
The heat is slightly less wretched than yesterday.
How are you?
>>9876296
Ayy!
>>9876423
Fine, hopefully my climate control gets fixed in a day or two.
>>9876531
>>9876543
REVERSE NUMERICAL GET
>>9876644
Thanks for pointing that out.
>>9876691
That's not going to happen again for quite some time. You should count yourself very lucky.
>>9876738
>Didn't have 21
Shit get, senpai
>>9876543
What good your mother upfronting the struthers my man? Who's got the pool prod duty today? I know it's you!
>>9877012
>>9877091
I need something from you obviously, so I'll cut to the chase. I'm going to offer you 500,000 theoretical dollars to paint a pin whistle on the side of several sheep and parade them around the Washington monument, or alternatively the Lewis and Clarke statue in downtown Louisville Kentucky.
>>9877176
>>9877292
>>9877304
>>9877356
wow i only got 58 XP, nowhere near what I thought. turns out fishing stops giving you xp when items can't fit in your inventory anymore i guess, but at least i fetched a few good enchanted bows and books.
>>9877379
>turns out fishing stops giving you xp when items can't fit in your inventory anymore i guess
What did I tell you, Skitty?
>>9877218
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc2u6AFImn8
>>9877411
You said autofish turns off when it cant store things in your inventory >>9872583
>>9872515
You didn't mention anything about it not giving you xp after that happened.
lame, i guess i'll try the skeleton farm next time kek
>>9877459
Furnace rules skitty
Ruby and skitty, fucking in a tree
>>9877493
The heck is that supposed to mean.
>>9877516
It's like we're back in pre-k
Back when Skitty was molesting five year olds.
>>9877540
Furnace exp
Oh no not there!
>>9877594
being in the kitchen is a boring way to grinde xp tho
>>9877564
you act like such an assblasted nerd sometimes
>>9877648
It makes me so MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9877648
We all know your mom was forcing you to fingerbang her.
>>9877678
>fingerbang
the fuck is that
>>9877698
It's when you poke her clitoris with two or more fingers, usually two on the outside, two or three on the inside. It's like revving the engine, but you don't wanna go anywhere, so you just leave it parked in the garage, and stick your fingers inside the ignition.
>come to bread
>it's nice and quiet
>lets make a post
>*posts*
>darwin and the bots are immediately summoned from the ether
>they proceed to carpetbomb you with scathing remarks about your posts
>every day it's the same thing
ilu tho
>>9877763
>>9877817
>>9877803
It's just a prank bro!
>>9877817
What you have posted isn't even a set of words, this is just a random assortment of letters.
Initialism and abbreviation.
>>9877928
10 years ago it wasn't even a thing.
Yes, language is immutable.
>>9877969
I shit you not ywnfok yhtptcl and wyantf will be words in 10 years!
>>9877803
dont pretend the scorn of others affects you. you dont have feelings.
>>9877859
What are you going to make for supper tonight skitty?
>>9878105
a dick taco
With peanut butter.
>>9878105
Nothing because I just called a friend and it turns out they're in town so I asked them to bring me a whole subway sandwitch.
I've never eaten a subway before so I'm wondering if I will regret this decision.
They are just subs. What could you regret?
>>9878297
It depends on what they get you. I also hope you don't mind smelling like subway the rest of the day.
>>9878297
they'll probably jizz in your sandwich. Its what I would do. And then I'd watch you eat it. If they look at you while you're eating, Skitty? its because you're eating their semen
>>9878310
Did you obtain a dragon maid folder?
>>9878310
They're pretty big
>>9878332
why the fuck would you end up smelling like your food unless you practically wore the sub
>>9878412
The smell the subs give off stick to the oil on your skin.
>>9878412
You've actually never been to a subway have you?
>>9878411
No, but I suppose I could.
>>9878412
If it is a footlong, you can eat half and save the other half for later. They are not that big.
>>9878447
What do you normally get when you go to subway?
>>9878480
I do not recall.
>>9878439
I entered one once 2 years ago when I was traveling around the state with some two other guys. I didn't eat there but the people I was with did.
That was my first time ever being near one, the (((subway odor))) didn't stand out to me, not as far as I can remember.
After that I've ordered subway 3 times and shown up to the drive through window, but that is only to pick up subways for others.
Last tiem I did that was a nearly year ago and even then its smell isn't something that stood out to me.
or maybe that was 3 years ago.
>>9878522
>skitty has no nose
>>9878435
>The smell the subs give off stick to the oil on your skin.
is that fucking true? no it's not lmfao wtf
>>9878556
he's basically Lord Voldemort except Mexican.
>>9878522
You have a blessing and a curse of a non-functioning nose.
I am with Skitty on this one.
You know what? I have never beaten The Wind Waker... but I have it. I should just binge play it from start to finish today and tomorrow.
>iit freaking out over the smell of dairy and fucking plants
>SHELTERED
>PRINCESSES
The kind you molest in closets.