Official pony thread.
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>>9855000
chekt
>Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
that doesn't seem like a very spookie movie unless you're technophobic
>>9855049
Eris is best baker!
>>9855049
hi
>>9855049
>new thread alarm goes off
>>9855063
That was more on the "worst movie you can think of" side of the recommendation. I would argue it is spooky to think that nobody stopped it from going into production and it still grossed slightly under a billion dollars despite its egregious quality.
>>9855066
So you think Pasta is a shitty baker?
Smokey?
Interrogator, raptor and basically everyone else?
fucking wow, I think everyone has their own qualities that make threads enjoyable (except interrogator because they make disgusting fucking anime trash OPs)
Interrogator IS a shitty baker.
I would be a better baker if I had something witty or funny to post, for that reason I think smokey is the best baker
>>9855096
comments like Urshulas are typically intended to spite others who have OPd before, it's a subtle way to give everyone the middle finger and imply they're of lesser quality. I can't stand for this.
>>9855091
Maybe "best" isn't the right word. I mean in the sense of how Eris seems to have a thread primed and ready for us when he's lurking.
>>9855122
Similar to telling someone they are your fourth least-liked poster.
>>9855079
LMAO
is it really that bad?
sounds like it's actually just good and you're just imposing your ridiculous standards on the poor movie
>>9855122
I didn't intend to "spite" others. I'm a horrible baker myself.
>>9855135
your numero tres on that list after that guardians of the galaxy saga
Well I'm going to bed, you guys have fun I guess.
>>9855136
>is it really that bad?
It is soulless, unfunny, and decidedly bereft of any entertainment value, which is ostensibly what it seeks to elicit.
>and you're just imposing your ridiculous standards on the poor movie
I enjoyed The Rock. That is my answer to that.
>>9855153
Be fair. I took it back once he started posting the cam quality screencaps.
>>9855155
G'night Interrogator!
>>9855146
nah i don't buy it imma make sure to OP every thread from now on by preemptively baking half way before the bump or image limit and linking it to bread so it's read when the time is right and imma make sure it's extra shitty with each iteration
Watch Event Horizon, I guess.
>>9855181
Hahaha, alright Skitty! :P
PLOT TWIST: I was fucking eris the whole time, you called me the best baker without even knowing it
JUST LMFAO
Impossible. He would never commit a comma splice.
>>9855208
>>9855050
>>9855240
>>9855214
stfu grammar nazi
>>9855220
like will never be the same when you don't know when imma pop up next
next thing you know im your mother
>>9855260
That is very offensive.
Am I doing this right?
Have I become skitty?
>>9855281
Hello Skitty, you fucking piece of shit why haven't you necked yourself yet?
>>9855281
no you stfu!
I should go take a shower, brb
>>9855255
>>9855292
>>9855294
WOW okay
>>9855302
Don't worry, Skitty! I love you. :P
>>9855299
I'm actually really bad at impersonating people
>>9855315
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHiWOkuHRb0
>>9855328
>>9855339
>>9855332
Do you even know who it is impersonating skitty?
I could be the real skitty right now and you wouldn't even know
>>9855346
Surely it must be that new Fluttershy poster.
>>9855341
>>9855352
Yes of course
>>9855357
>>9855302
Talk to me in that filthy taco language of yours skitty, TELL ME YOU WANA RUB ME DOWN IN GUACAMOL DO IT
>>9855363
>>9855371
>>9855366
>>9855395
Skitty pls
What is the meaning of this?
>>9855384
>>9855407
n-nothing
only noko could impersonate me at this power level
>>9855395
i kinda wana know who you are
my guess is pasta
>>9855411
>>9855415
I'll be watching you.
WOW event horizin isn't available on gomovies :(
>>9855430
Don't leave me alone with all these applejacks
>>9855426
Was it really that obvious?
>>9855433
That would be an unpleasant fate.
>>9855428
>>9855447
>>9855439
the "im really bad" was something you frequently say that made me think it was you
>>9855451
>>9855439
>>9855464
or you've said similar stuff idunno
>>9855446
what are you doing up so late?
>>9855464
>>9855466
I suppose that's true
I guess I'm just easy to read or something
>>9855465
>>9855491
why am I watching motorcycle crashes on liveleaks
>>9855510
i just saw one where some guys are casually standing over body parts of some guy that crashed and talking like no big deal..
kinda reminds me when i got shot and my family came over to see and they were all standing around me being really friendly and saying hi to people and laughing while i was fucking DYING
>>9855524
>>9855474
I could ask you the same.
5?
5...
Lol.
>>9855550
git
>>9855553
>>9855548
>>9855545
kek
>>9855541
i just don't want to go to bed, i hate sleeping..
>>9855550
shiit, i thought the koala mail would go slower
Great job on the get guys. Good effort!
>>9855572
FUCK YOU
>no get
>>9855572
thanks, i don't use a scope
>>9855523
sexual satisfaction?
>>9855533
>>9855580
I didn't even try... so yeah, fuck me :P
>>9855564
I see. I woke up a couple hours ago.
Now I am reading "stuff".
>>9855596
You could have claimed it for our thread.
Very disappointed desu senpai.
>>9855608
True, true. Next time, if I remember, I'll give it a shot :P
>>9855597
what kinda stuff tho
>>9855620
Just some comic that nobody's ever heard of.
>>9855632
I hate that picture you jusut posted.
>>9855645
That was a test, and you have passed
>>9855632
Berserks great what are you talking about?
>>9855633
>>9855662
I only said that is was not popular, which should clearly be a joke.
>>9855688
>>9855688
"s-she's just getting an itch scratched.. guys"
- skitty, probably
>>9855667
>>9855714
>>9855711
So what are you up to skitty?
I'm thinking about sleeping
>>9855724
>>9855740
Playing with a WEAPON
I'm kinda sleepy too actually probably might do the same in a bit
>>9855755
if this post is evens you go straight to fucking bed
>>9855787
was it evens? wtf are evens? do you mean like dubs?
>>9855798
Are you pretending?
>>9855803
no
>>9855807
>>9855809
like odds or evens or what?
is it considering the whole post id, the last 2, 3,4 or last one?
>>9855798
its sevens
i got sevens
go the fuck to bed
>>9855817
but that's not an evens number
>>9855817
I can't stop laughing.
>>9855828
its just a typo where the letter is four characters apart
accept your fate pls
If evens I go to bed
>>9855835
are you actually laughing, post vocaroo
>>9855838
>when azuria dislikes you so much they're begging you to go away
just LOL
Alright then
>>9855848
Too late. I stopped.
>>9855861
>>9855867
low quality muzzle
lel
>>9855879
S-sorry sir
LMAO
>>9855887
that's much better
>>9855848
i was hoping it wouldn't come to this, you're a fucking weaboo magnet. it's for the best of the herd skitty; you must understand
>ruby is still playin minecraft
lol
>>9855897
>>9855901
teleport him .25 blocks to the side
>>9855900
A weaboo magnet?
You really think so?
this is weird cause it's not the first time i heard this TODAY
sometimes it feels like the weebs create a task force itt and concentrate on trying to prod me for a reaction
>>9855909
i ran out
>>9855983
We must weed out the conspiracy.
>>9855901
Kek, right now I'm autofishing to repair my sword... or at least to get another enchantment.
>>9855995
how do you suppose we do that
>>9855992
Unfortunate
>>9856002
do you enchant the fishing polls?
>>9856006
I will infiltrate them as a double agent and attempt to uncover their plan.
>>9856022
L-lewd..
>>9856024
>>9855983
so, even though i'm memeing you this probably isn't my idea?
>>9856039
What?
>>9856038
>>9856044
ur one of them
>>9856040
well i've heard it before desu
>>9856054
My plan is already working.
>>9856065
So what's supposed to happen next?
>>9856065
what do you do with your captured spies? do you rape them?
>>9856069
Now I betray them at your behest.
You will give me the signal.
>>9856072
They will be immolated. The fate befitting anime scum.
>>9856022
Yeah, right now it's just Mending and UB3. I'm planning on adding Lure 3 and Luck of the Sea 3 to it later.
>>9856077
ah yes, the traditional 20th century method
>>9856111
>>9856218
>>9856254
>>9856277
>>9856310
>>9856342
Release the booty!
>>9856419
>>9856445
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>>9856458
I'm going to head to bed.
Night.
>>9856494
>>9856500
good night raptor, see you later
>>9856509
>>9856559
>>9856586
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>>9856629
>>9856629
She b-big
>>9856644
>>9856646
In a good way?
>>9856683
It's time.
>>9856683
Fat princess!
>>9856683
>>9856689
Understood.
>>9856692
Stop looking at my posts.
>>9856704
>>9856712
Make me!
>>9856715
Once I have attained the ability to end lives via my will alone, you will be first.
>>9856712
http://smaert.com/art.webm
http://smaert.com/art.webm
http://smaert.com/art.webm
She big and it's time
>>9856736
But you're me, and if I'm you, then I'm going to kill you by force of will through the immaterium sometime in the future!
>>9856747
>>9856787
>>9856758
Yes, I see it clearly now, perfectly so.
>>9856770
NO
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE
>>9856800
It isn't true however, as I've already killed you by force of will last week and implanted memories into a clone, save the moment of your death, during the night. You are that clone, and I am yourself, replacing you in unconsciousness.
Then I married your mother!
>>9856800
I'm your pet dog you never knew you had, and I watch you fap.
>>9856847
>>9856856
Nonsense. I won't hear any more of this.
Await your elimination quietly, and with a semblance of honor.
>>9856866
>>9856874
>>9856874
But I'm in your corner, I care about you, and that's why I have to kill you! Because I'm you, to protect yourself from me.
>>9856874
We are Alpherius.
>>9856917
>>9856874
Don't listen at all! Only you can save yourself from myself, which is yourself, and we are ourselves, without self. How selfless of you.
>>9856951
bai
>>9856968
Farewell.
>>9856969
Hail hydra.
>>9856937
>>9856945
>>9856959
>>9856971
>>9856972
How are your plans to kill yourself currently unfolding?
Force of will is not an easy method of killing. Perhaps we should consider a less tiresome method?
>>9856972
Your name is Alpherius.
I'll prepare the noose.
>>9856972
You're a pony!
>>9855049
yo anyone here?
I just wanted to see if anyone would like to join me in drawing ponies on pixalcanvas.io ?
>>9857239
>>9857479
pixAL ??
>>9857560
>>9857594
pixelcanvas.io
my bad
>>9857719
>>9857594
i don't like the fact i'm placing brown pixels around the whitest pony
>>9857776
shower tiem, ltrz
>>9857793
If you want you can help me on this trixie. http://pixelcanvas.io/@-669,1165
Also what do you think of pixelcanvas and all the drawings on it?
pic related is what I'm going off of
>>9858809
>>9858851
this is abominable
>>9858861
>>9858851
>skitty.jpg
>>9859123
>>9859144
>>9859365
Are you leaving for work?
>>9859446
In like 30mins.
>>9859276
ITT: Anime
And death!
>>9859580
>>9859776
Why are you up so early before work again?
>>9859855
Because I slept last night.
Thread is dead.
Interrogator killed it.
No u, he a gud boi!
Didndu nuthin
>>9859991
Is sex important to you darwin, would you be ok with never having sex again?
>>9860603
Sex is not important to me, and I would be okay forswearing it.
>>9860640
So do you normally get talked into fucking or getting fucked?
Truly an elegant question.
>>9860696
Someone else takes the initiative.
>>9860732
Must be nice.
>>9860878
Same questions to you.
>>9860994
Considering I've lived my life without it so far, I could go without. It'd still be nice to try it sometime though.
>>9861112
Have you tried?
>>9861127
Tried what?
>>9861182
To find and persuade someone to fuck.
>>9861200
No, a lot of it has to do with most women being taken or already have one or two kids.
>>9861334
I am certain you will find someone.
>>9861385
The one thing I take solace in is that my best friend can't find anyone either.
>>9861444
>You are not Interrogator's best friend
you can fuck women who have kids, strictly speaking
idk if you should but you can
>>9861478
You don't have an irl best friend?
While the kids watch.
>>9861500
I do, but I am trying to act indignant, and now you are ruining it. You must buy my loyalty again.
actual kids aren't exactly sexy you know
They are appalling, hideous, but why not scar them for life while you are suffering through sex?
>>9861578
How much do you make your potential suitors work before you let them in?
>>9861638
Probably not enough.
>>9861645
So how many and what kind of dates?
>>9861711
I lost count.
>>9861733
I meant before you let them have their way with you.
>>9861790
Oh. No, I make them work for that one. If they make me care enough about them, I will play along to make sure they have a good time.
>>9861825
Ahhh aren't you nice, what a kind soul.
>>9861898
>>9861908
all this confused virgin sexlife tip sharing is what's killing the thread
>>9862068
Woukd you like to share some sexytime stories or interesting dates skitty?
He fucked that 11 year old.
>>9862163
i think the only interesting thing worth mentioning was I did a chick once and then 2 people died in my driveway and a kid lost his arm and i threw my chick out the window thinking the house was on fire and I stayed behind to disconnect my xbox 360 and run outside with it and grand theft auto IV then realized it was just a telephonpole short circuiting due to a drunk idiot that crashed into it and killed themselves
>>9862251
I don't think anything can top this.
holy shit now that I remember back on this reminds me people had heard of that crash and though it was me because we shared names and he was my age (the guy responsible for crashing into a family on their way home and taking out a telephone pole) and i wondered why i had never heard of him, but now that i think about it I think i did know them, they were a friend in school and I haven't seen them since then..
sex is like the dentist
most people hate it but you only have to do it like once a year
>>9862294
it got really weird too because when that happened me and my chick ran to the crash that was basically on my driveway and lots of ppl started showing up and then it turned out my chick was related to my cousin through his moms side, so she wasn't related to me thank god but she was basically related to my neighbors and it made me feel fucking and i left her right there
also my fucking jackass friend who was there, I foudn out they were a total piece of shit, one of the trucks had a toolbox in the back that burst open and dropped a ton of tools and this dude started picking them all up and throwing them into my yard and I was telling them to stop that and they were like "lol dude they don't need it anymore"