tf2g

link to old thread thanks

>>9780926

Dead

is dotsy dead

is dotsy cute

https://static1.e621.net/data/64/d1/64d1e9509985d0a08cfb647a87d01caf.gif

i miss being able to feel

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I just *asturbate to stop caring for a little while

I have not fapped for like 7 weeks

i woke up

its raining

i might um

^^^
want a hand?
^^
another sad day
^
Does rain really make you um?

dear trash

today someone in the /vg/ thread said i was cute

:x

are you cute

what do i do
be a furfag and get AIDS and die
not be a furfag and die kissless virgin
kill myself and free myself from this existential nightmare

Aids won't kill you right away
besides if you just SUCC cock your actual chance of getting aids are almost nill

is s*x really all that matters to you

In a biological sense sure

not really no

I don't want to suck cock I'm not some sort of fag

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succ

are there any furry grills that are cute, not insane and not STD ridden

yes!
they are also closet virgins

they should be killed

but then they can't be an awkward couple with me :x

also

>the suffering of being a furfag while also hating the LGBT community

I am the nichiest niche

straight furfag
*vomiting anime girl*

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>furfag

pls no bully I already have crippling self depreciation

I blame the agenda of '90's and early 2000's furfag cartoons for turning me into what i am today

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someone on the internet said google has more money to pour into chrome

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I w*sh I could s*x humyn

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b*nk!

https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9328068/#9359579

i meant https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/9328068/#9357135

i meant https://imgur.com/1wQx5lB

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who /millennial/ here

Rawr x3 *nuzzles* how are you *pounces on you* you're so warm o3o *notices you have a bulge* o: someone's happy ;) *nuzzles your necky wecky~* murr~ hehehe *rubbies your bulgy wolgy* you're so big :oooo *rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy* it doesn't stop growing ·///· *kisses you and lickies your necky* daddy likies (; *nuzzles wuzzles* I hope daddy really likes $: *wiggles butt and squirms* I want to see your big daddy meat~ *wiggles butt* I have a little itch o3o *wags tail* can you please get my itch~ *puts paws on your chest* nyea~ its a seven inch itch *rubs your chest* can you help me pwease *squirms* pwetty pwease *sad face* I need to be punished *runs paws down your chest and bites lip* like I need to be punished really good~ *paws on your bulge as I lick my lips* I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk *unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow* you smell so musky :v *licks shaft* mmmm~ so musky *drools all over your cock* your daddy meat I like *fondles* Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe *puts snout on balls and inhales deeply* oh god im so hard~ *licks balls* punish me daddy~ nyea~ *squirms more and wiggles butt* I love your musky goodness *bites lip* please punish me *licks lips* nyea~ *suckles on your tip* so good *licks pre of your cock* salty goodness~ *eyes role back and goes balls deep* mmmm~ *moans and suckles* o3o

@ 9859703
i found out i am
i thought millennial meant born after 2000
i was wrong

am i a millennial

aren't they like 80's to mid 90's

you could be but it'd be at the very edge of the definition

tfw no edgy gf to listen to edgy music with

tfw no cute goth girls in your area period

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a firefox bug i reported 2 months ago had a fix written for it by someone 2 months ago but it's been stuck at "pending code review" for 2 months

it's a whole 37 added lines (13 are just tests) and 9 removed lines

i thought it had been fixed because i didnt receive emails about it for 2 months

wanna be my goth gf (male)?

yes!
life is pointless

dotsy isn't pointy

*cuts self with spoon*

fix my bugs

i will try

*does /\bFirefox\b/i.test(navigator.userAgent)*

*bandages you*
you shouldnt do that
*spoons you*

i am a cereal killer
*unzips spoon*

i sneezed

h*ckin gross
a bit landed on me
lick it off

:x

i worked around the bug

what was it

work around me

i dont want to say

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oh

>fallout 4 comes out in vr mode
>mfw people will be paying the full price for it again
>bethesda is literally rolling in money all basing off a shit game that is barely related to fallout and came out 2 years ago

roll in me

@ 60320
they made skyrim again again again
its a damn joke

when is oblivion 2 coming out

https://twitter.com/doubyadee/status/874270882184798210

i H*TE that chrome doesn't open up swf files in new t*bs now

i wish it was easy to clean keyboards

i washed mine under the tap and left it to dry for a day

>>9861130
what do you mean

>>9861130
firefox wasn't doing that either but there was a setting you could change that with

>click flash file with alt click
>runs a download on the sfw file
it used to open it in a new tab
@ 258
what was the setting?

alt-click downloads the linked thing

you may have meant ctrl-click

it does the same

>>9860231
is misato using a tiling wm

but it like

doesnt

when i ctrl-click a link on >>>/f/ it opens it in a new tab

what happens when i alt-dick kiriikp

i'll CRY

*makes hunam cry*

oh

*does it*

why did dotsy change her name

@ 1356
perhaps its an issue with the website

what site is it :o

i dont want to say

i'm too shy to say

>>9861510
you are not me

neither of you sluts are me
I'm too shy

:x

all shy people should be killed

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what the fUCK

kiriikp is so cute and beautiful how does she do it

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I wanna see human do this to 26

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am i really

>kiri passes more than you ever will

that CHIN though

i HATE it

and my shoulders

>tfw your chin and shoulders are bigger than kiri's

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someone said I looked nice here

>>9861744>>9861829


ew wtf is that kiriikp

i want to put my dick in between those sexy chin cheeks

ok for real is that actually kiriikp lmao

>he doesnt know

i don't remember kiriikp looking manly as fuck with gigantic eyebrows and disgusting caveman hair

9861744 & 9861829
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/81/Engineer_sentrymoving01.wav?t=20100709022933

>9861912
kiri is cute
C U T E

she posted other pictures of herself here before

do NOT bully my gf
i will make you feel c*cked

oh

is kiriikp really your

@9861974
she posted her midriff and i might have used it in b*d

^
no she is mine

^
*pulls out a spoon*
say that to her face c*cker

^
ok *unsheathes feet*
*turns around & walks to ********

you are mine kiriikp

i am my property

^
its too late
I already have her panties
i know they're hers because she left a giant hole for her c*ck to fit through

that is not how dicks work

you should know this

fucking told you he looks like Michael jackson

^^^^oh
do you sell your heart

3 up
that is how underwear works
they have holes for you to pull your d*ck through
so i have been told

no

i like who i like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54Afdxd6sUQ

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does anonymous really think i know how a d*ck works?

i get the kiriikp fanboys now

he is all they can get so they love him, if only they saw a real girl

is dotsy real

real girls suck
they want your paychecks and dick when they can't get their *oyfriend's

dotsy is not a girl

can she prove it

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>tfw someone asked to take a photograph of me as I waited for the bus

Me? Aw, he shouldn't have

*rubs eyes*

someone upvoted my comment on reddit

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when i click "debug" for an extension in about:debugging do they think i want to see all internal messages and errors from all over the browser instead of just ones from the extension

me: ah! ah! ah!

um

me: cuh!

im b*ck.,,.,.,.

y*u s*bh*m*n h*lfw*ts

update: life never ceases to dissappint

make me squirrrt

>>9864927
idgi

>>9866150
oh

>>9866182
what is browsing girl on girl

>>9866194
im not sure

>>9866219
*stares at you*

>>9866235
*blushes*

>>9866272
are you really her

she is she

>>9866297
how do you know

>>9866372
how do you not know

>>9866508
dont get cute with me

>>9866532
oh shit im sorry

>>9866678
you are acting kinda weird today

do you mean me

how

anonymous is not me

>>9866714
>>9866678

i wish life wasnt dissapoint

>dissapoint
americans should be killed

son
i am disappoint

>>9866792
are you kiri
is anonymous not human
>>9866799
are you not human

kiriikp here

i have not posted since i woke up

>>9866963
when did you wake up kiriikp

about 2:30

it is normal for me to wake up during the night

i normally just go back to sleep but in this case I remembered I had to shower and do my laundry

>>9867020
why is it normal for you to wake up during the night

i might just be a light sleeper

it happens often enough that I don't really question it

but it'll usually be when there's something I forget to do

i also wake up at 2:30 but during the day because i dont have a dead end job or shitty education
feels good man

>>9867132
>i might just be a light sleeper
sleep on me

laundry is done so I shall go back to sleep

nighty night tf2g

>>9867274
good night cutiekp

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>>9860320
>re-releases skyrim for the 2000445903 time.

today someone said to me something that wasnt particularly nice
but then they said they were kidding
i still dont feel like they were kidding
how should have i reacted towards this

do you trust them

i dont really trust anyone

>>9868574
call them out for it
it was clearly xer trying to make a joke based in truth to alleviate stress
"You only said that because you are too scared to say it seriously to my face fucker"

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wow this thread was alive for 6 hours? thats pretty long even by trash standarts

respond to this post or spy will sap all your sentries

i woke up

>>9872175
it wasnt an internet conversation, they did say it to my face

>>9866884
im not americans

18
7 18 16 3
28 12

im 18

why

why not

tadaima

okaerinasai

*says something annoying*

i HATE premades

then dont play that game
or play on alts

i HATE

who

i dont want to say

why

because

why

*says some asterisks*

i LOVE ***** *** **** ****

is anyone supposed to be able to decipher that

>>9877183
you are not me

can you read it?

i want to read dotsy's mind

dotsy's mind is too dirty to be read by anyone

*closes copy of japanese trap hentai*
i would like to try

>trap hentai
thats entry level

tfw you absolutely fuck up your relationship with someone leaving no chance to go back to a previous state or to progress in the way you want
again

nice trips

relationships are shit
i don't know that feeling

i dont even understand what i did
i wish i could go back in time or fucking die instantly

i am sorry for you

*sluts herself out of frustration* this is my life now

I have done nothing but masturbate for the last week or so
what is life

what does having things to say feel like

it doesn't

feel me

>>9879947
you are not me

>>9879953
does that mean i cant be felt

>>9879965
yes!

>>9879970
thats not fair
i want to be felt too
can i be you

>>9879990
you cannot

>>9880010
PLEASE
ILL BE GOOD
ILL BE SO SO GOOD

dont tell anonymous but i think he should be killed

please kill me

i will try

I'll give you my steam password and authenticator
plus my debit card which has like 1,000 dollars on it

what do normal neets spend their money on

dragon dildos

i would NEVER buy something like that

i think

if you had the extra 1000 you could get one
knots are fun

are they really that expensive

you could get like 10
i think

i want everyone to go back to the vg thread. all the people there are boring and dont understand what tf2g is about, but i dont like this thread because of the naughty images

>>9875939
motherh*cker

am i naughty

*runs through wheat field*

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What are you? Gay?

I am completely heterosexual. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay, though.

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everything is wrong with being gay
it doesn't help the forward production of the human race
being gay is the ultimate degeneracy

>>9880553
tell that one valve brony working on tf2 to make robin walker redesign the mm with an actual team of real people

what they came up with after all this time should make you realize valve is not interested in making this game attractive for people that are good at it, they only see it as cash cow and testbed for dota and csgo

if you are playing this game competitively and are not b4nny you are an absolute c*ck (even b4nny could make a lot more money with overwatch but tf2 is supporting his popularity enough for him to not be a cuck but rather an idiot)

>>9880862
i wouldnt make any money playing overwatch, and i like tf2 better

>>9880862
>imblying mobawatch helped anyone
>imblying mobawatch channels didn't get artificially inflated by blizzard

>>9880694
the human race is way too large to be affected by a miniscule population that dont make babies
besides its better for a gay couple to adopt a child and raise them than a trashy straight couple making a baby and then giving it to the orphanage, dooming him to a shitty life

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>>9881214
>him
only a homo would use such asinine labels
also
>making the implication there aren't trashy gay couples
thats how i know you're a middle class white boy in college
trash comes in all colors and cock sucking fagness
fag

>>9880974
you should move on to other games or you will become like those old quake veterans that can only talk about how much better q3a was
unable to enjoy new games and being stuck in the past

>>9881278
i used him because i dont think a gay couple will adopt a girl, just my opinion

and at least the trashy gay couples dont produce offsprings and then throw them out like trashy straight couples
theyre not constructive, but at least theyre not destructive

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>>9881355
how g*y are you damn

>>9881407
>defending gay people makes you gay
lmao
im just not against the idea of gay people existing

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>>9881423
homo apologist
go fuck a man's ass
damn

>>9881447
i will NEVER
i will only like girls
i couldnt give less of a damn about gays

>>9881447
this
*offers herself*

i dont limit myself to the arbitrary association of genders
i think in butts
if its a cute butt it must be cuddled

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haha gay
cock but also balls

what does knot mean

its the thing that expands and keeps the donger in place during sexual

they feel really good going in and out of your ****

is it normal to like your

you have a
how big is it
does it get stuck often?

um

>>9881697
that is lewd as f*ck

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>>9861829
they lied to you. fuck off

keep me in place

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knot?

my tf2g someone is offline

who will kiss me goodnight now

i might cry

dont cry *gives you a good night hand shake*

did you really do that

i feel cucked for my

sorry *kisses you on the mouth*

mmph

gas the dykes
sex war now

can you um from kissing

it is possible
do*sy ums very easily

my head hurts

yesterday i had coffee before i went to sleep at around this time

my brother was leaving for work and told me there was one cup left and i could NOT refuse

did you wake up again
i read drinking coffee might ease your headache pain

Hehe

dumb phoneposter

dumb dumbphone poster

i would rather stay in my cage

awoo~!

I remember the first time i went on a date
my pants were soaked in pre
that was an awkward relationship

who did you date :o

>>9890689
Me.

>>9890720
omg dotsy?

some morbidly obese black girl
i was not big into it
she turned into a fag hag funny enough

eww why did you date that

you could have vcuddled kiriikp

i did not know her before we dated
it was terrible
and an awkward part of my life

i woke up

>>9885304
>again
i am not your tf2g ***fu kiriikp

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does she hate me

i might like

cry

>tfw human gets retribution

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>If you think a story is spam or off-topic, flag it by clicking on its 'flag' link. (Not all users see flag links; there's a small karma threshold.)

i cannot wait until i have enough internet points to prevent others from seeing things i dont want them to see

downvoting also has a karma requirement and it even makes the posts a stupidly low contrast color that's hard to read

im gay haha

kys

i want to be a goth girl
i will never be that
help

you are not me

being you should be illegal

thats called identity theft and it is illegal

people who are you should be killed

you are right

you are right

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oh

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>intro song is in english sung by a japanese whore
>not a japanese nor an english person would understand what shes saying
why are they doing this
just hire english voice actors

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*rock paper scissors you*

sentries arent super fun when you need to switch classes to destroy them because your teammates are too busy playing with themselves

or maybe they starved or got lost (cp_steel isnt the least unconfusing map in the game)

the class that destroys sentries is also really good at destroying people
you dont have to play demoman just for his countering power

*fucks kiriikp and cums inside her*
*falls asleep on her butt*

does demon man not have any hitscan weapons because hes too stupid to realize projectile weapons suck and should all be removed from the game

did anonymous really do that

go back to csgo, hitscan is cancer

*rolls eyes*

>>9895814 >>9895814 >>9895814