Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread Tsoy edition

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>>9835011
What's a Tsoy?

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>>9835011

>>9835033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viktor_Tsoi

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Adam West just died.

My heart hurts.

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>>9835044
Damn cunt...actually nicked me.

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>>9834986
If only I had some gold on me, I'd be more than delighted to buy those coordinates from you. Of course, I'd have to discover a way to navigate between planets myself first.

>>9835044
Every time we get into these groups I propose that we just all kill each other, and yet I never get any responses. It is really that strange of an idea?

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WOW, MY FAVOURITE ACTOR!
I LOVE HIS SONGS!
HAVE YOU EVER HAVE DEAL WITH HIM?

>>9835055
Indeed, he did die yesterday.

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>>9835002
Haven't I said already? You remind me of my dad. So you're probably just based on him.
>She smiles up at Kosaku. If she can see it, she doesn't care.
This is my dream, and I've only seen just one other real person here. That I know! I know beyond the shadow of a doubt!
>>9835044
I hate how water tastes.

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>>9835044

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>>9835058
You have magic right? Can't you create portals? I've seen a few guys do it, I mean i'd give you ride, but there's no way were hauling a monster in my shuttle.

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>>9835044
Oh, it's a person. Why couldn't you just say that?

>>9835055
>WTF?! SERIOUSLY?

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>>9835068

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>>9835068
Ohohoho, I can feel myself becoming very angry again! Another game passed without anything new learned, what joy!

>>9835074
I was once able to create portals but I've since forgotten how to. I think I have some notes on it back in my study, but that's quite the distance now.

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>>9835068
>Stabs with a chokeslam

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>>9835064
Am I? Didn't you say he wasn't religious? If this is a dream, this is most certainly a very complex dream. I must give you points for storytelling.
>Kosaku hides a thumbs up behind his back, wondering if 「Bites The Dust」 would be a suitable way to prove her wrong. "Stupid and unreliable? Totally. Useless since no one knows who Yoshikage Kira is? Yes. Effective? Of course it is. This must be done."
Why, would I happen to be that other person? If this is a dream, then would you mind... Waking up for me? If this is a dream, then I should be g o n e once you wake up.

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>>9835096
Ugh, I maaaaaay or may not have a few buildable gates around here, wanted to save them just in case the Opps found me.

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>>9835092
>Sits next to Yotsugi
... Slow day isn't it?

>>9835097
Nice RP.

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>>9835083
Yup, looks like the time was up for poor old adam, and I'm very upset. I wonder what beloved celebrity is gonna die next.

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>>9835092

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>>9835116
I'm going to guess from context that "buildable gates" refers to some sort of portal, no? I'm also going to guess that "Opps" refer to some sort of authority figure, so I'll let you know now that I care not at all if you ever come into any trouble with such figures.

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>>9835103
Not everything is bound to be one-to-one silly. You don't see many people with matches for heads running around in real life, do you~?
Hahaha...not in the slightest! Her name is almost like mine. One English letter can make all the difference. And of course I could, but nobody in these dreams ever believe me. And I'm a lucid dreamer, silly. It'll always be here if I want it to be.
>>9835146
Haha! So that's what that effect does! Perfect, perfect, perfect!

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>>9835135
>If it's Clint Eastwood dyes next then I'm going to lose it.

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>>9835151
You are correct on both of those, and that's a dick thing to say.

>>9835161
I sure hope he picks a manly color, like salmon.

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>>9835146

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>>9835160
And if I did? Well, not quite, but I have seen many more bizarre things in my lifetime than you could ever possibly conjure. You'll have to take my word on it. You can't see them normally.
Ah, she must be someone similar to you as well. That's nothing of my concern. What matters is that when you tend to dream, you tend to forget what you dream about. Can you remember what you dreamt the last time you were here? Oh, I believe you, but you just need to wake up once for me. All just for the evidence.

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>>9835194

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>>9835177
>autocorrect hates me, just like the universe...

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>>9835197
I wouldn't know about that...my imagination is very, very...vivid.
>She giggles in a tone that can only be considered to be ominous as she suddenly rolls backwards and bolts up to her feet.
I keep a diary of everything I think is important~. And what a weird request. Normally they just refuse to believe me at all...huh.

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>>9835220

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>>9835174
Huh? Oh, uh, I might of said that in a confusing way. I simply meant that should you attract the attention of those authority figures by conducting any illegal activity, it will not bother me. I will not care. I've had to do a few things that were not lawful on a couple of occasions.

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>>9835125
It appears to be.

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>>9835240

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>>9835241
Ah ok, i thought you meant you didn't care if I got caught up or not, but anyways, the gates just about done, did you have any type of monster in mind?

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>>9835257

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>>9835267

>>9835267
Rooting for Uraraka!

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>>9835220
Bah gawd, he just stabbed that poor girl right in the gut! Oh my gawd he's going for the chokeslam, OH BAH GAWD KING, A CHOKESLAM STRAIGHT TO HELL.

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>>9835260
Ah, so I get to choose? Most wonderful! This might be a bit off an odd request, but do you have any creatures that can warp time itself? Such as freezing it and bending time around themselves so they move faster.

I know that's a bit on the fantastical end, so for a secondary request I'll go with something simple and ask for a creature that can breathe fire.

stop rigging against me reeee

>>9835284
Git gud.

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>>9835239
Heh! I'm afraid not. A rock with a face on it where lovers meet up is one of many landmarks in Morioh. I bet you'll have great dreams about that tonight.
>Kosaku bows, smiling smugly at Usotsuki in full confidence. "When she wakes up, I'll leave and get some rest. I cannot activate 「Bites The Dust」 as she might not assume anything happened. The next time I see her, though... Oh, it will be a sight to behold."
But you cannot remember it vividly. And I am not the type of person to dismiss bizarre claims without seeing the evidence to support it. Or are you unable to provide it? The next time I appear, you can always show me then.

>>9835293
how am i meant to git gud if god literally forces me to do bad

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>>9835273

>>9835299
If a stand fucks their user, is it gay? Or does it count as masturbation?

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>>9835312
congraz

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>>9835299
Sounds silly. Oh, but you don't really get it...I remember every little detail if I feel like! Not only that...I could wake up and go back to sleep in seconds~. As easy as counting down from 3. I could go and come back and bug you in mere seconds.
>>9835315
Thank youu.

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>>9835312
>grats to the winner, thanks for hosting. I'm gonna go mourn Adam West, then pass out.

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>>9835315

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>>9835313
(His Stand is literally named Killer QUEEN, I'm sure that it isn't gay because of it. But wait, consider this for a second
Humanised Stand waifus)
>>9835320
Then do it. I am telling you that things will be different the next time you come back. Right before I go to sleep, I would like some proof that this is a dream and I am not real. How do I know that you're telling the truth? I cannot expect much from someone named "Usotsuki", but I would like some semblance of truth.

>>9835330
But, Killer Queen looks male.

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>>9835315
Good game, well played. I wonder which God has cursed me into this never-ending pit of losses.

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>>9835330
>She blinks in clear surprise, the smile dropping from her face.
...Hmmmm. You know, that's a great question. Nobody seems to agree with me when I just show off the going to sleep, or even the effects. How odd, how odd indeeeed...

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>>9835345
("GENDER IS JUST A SOCIAL CONCEPT", yells some woman in the back corner
He's cute as fuck as a human, this cannot be argued with)
>>9835357
>Kosaku huffs, his patience beginning to wane. "She must truly be a liar if she has managed to make me believe her for a single second."
Then wake up. If you will not wake up now, then I can wait until the next time I see you. You will see... some interesting effects occur once you come back.

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>>9835379
>Without a word, Usotsuki smiles, immediately pinching her cheek.
>And just like that, poof. She's gone.

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>>9835390
She wasn't lying? She wasn't lying! I have no time to waste! I am unsure if this will work or not,
but I must try!「Bites The Dust」!
>CLICK
>True to his word, an effect occurs. Time rewinds by one hour (in the dream world, most likely), though if Usotsuki saw and felt the effect happen is entirely up to speculation. Kosaku smiles, knowing that he got the last laugh, even if this means that he'll have to fight her again...
>"Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>9835555
nice quads

>>9835567
You can't have them, trappy. They're mine.

Good night lads

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>>9835438
>I'll be entirely honest I have no fucking clue how this would work
>There's nothing there.
>After a few seconds, however, Usotsuki simply...shimmers back in to existence a short distance away, quickly catching hearing of the hum.
You know, there's more than one song they made.

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>>9835571
>takes

>>9835574
goodnight...uh...kosaku?

>>9835577
dude that's not cool

>>9835577
>takes your ability to thirst on anime girls

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>>9835580
sorry!
>gives back

>>9835584
thanks
>takes
by the way i wasn't the guy that got those quads thanks for that lol
>gets the heck outta here

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>>9835576
(Neither do I, that's why I decided to implement it as soon as I go to bed. It just works :^)
When I come back, I bet that I'll be able to flesh it out fully. Take this afterscene for now, and I'm sorry for dropping it as soon as it got interesting. Might make it non-canon once I come back)
>There's no response.
>Kosaku Kawajiri, the person she had talked to for about forty-five minutes, is not there anymore. She may have heard the hum, but where it came from is gone.
>The only thing that is there is a crossbow, and in the distance, a salaryman with black hair (and looks strikingly like her father, might I add) staring at the girl with some sort of subdued horror...
>>9835580
(How did you know?
For real I'll go to bed now, this was fun as fuck to do)

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>>9835583
>>9835593
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Host.

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>>9835609
(with black hair and a shield
Serves me right for trying to fucking implement 「Bites The Dust」 at a time like this, I need to sleep)

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>>9835609
What? What's with that look?
>Wouldn't blame you. Have a good night.

>shits on the floor

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>>9835666
You must be really desperate for some kind of activity to resort to such depravity. Clean yourself up immediately and wait patiently like everyone else.

Name avas you want to talk to

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>>9835745
If shitposting counts, everyone.

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>>9835745
I like cute ones such as the brown woman with white hair!

>>9835745
any, I don't give a shit

>>9835844
This episode actually made me pick up Super again. I can't wait to be disappointed when Freeza jobs.

>>9835769
>aussa

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Awawawa can you teach me German?

>>9835745
people with cocks!

>KK

>When the thread is so dead, you start to think you missed a link to a new thread

H-Hello?

>>9835745
>>9835764

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>>9836183
Ha coзвoнe.

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Just gonna post this here...
https://youtu.be/fllaFyYGxZA?list=PLaqcIqU2lTc0vV6059vJL8ZO88gdbcod4

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You know what?
FIRST 24

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>>9836244
Avenger

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>>9835581
Almost as bad as America Chavez

>>9836244
Francis

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>>9836244
Seiga Kaku

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>>9836244
Miku Hatsune

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>>9836244
Magane

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>>9836244
Maria and Harusame

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>>9836244
A big, thick, juicy cucumber

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>>9836244
Astolfo!
>male

>>9836191
Hello there!

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>>9836244
Aron.

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>>9836244
Yumeko Jabami

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>>9836244
Arashi

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>>9836244
Bob Ross

Jon Moxley ava when?

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Half recruited! 12 more!

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If singles, I stop posting for 3 days.

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>>9836327
The rock n roll truth skelly

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>>9836244
Forgotten Black Man

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>>9836244
Hoshi's cock

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>>9836327
Eggman-kun

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>>9836244
Sunset

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>>9836244
Cucksilver.

>>9836362
>kissu

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>>9836244
Nebby

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>>9836244
ALT.

>>9836362
>Eats that pussy out under the table
>Maria

>>9836377
Is this Nebby's new Ultra form?

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>>9836390
PEW

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4 MORE!

>>9836362
Love you, babe.

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>>9836398
Adam West from TV

>>9836332
See you in an hour

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>>9836398
Mikun

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>>9836398
Dum.

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LAST ONE!!!
You can make it!

>taking more than 20 minutes to fill a 24 man game
And some retards still believe HG is alive

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>>9836398
Spark.

>>9836432
t. King Knight

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>>9836244
Harusame

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Check'n'Swap

>>9836438
Nice meme

>>9836453
Tы eщe ктo?

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>>9836453
Looks all set...and green.

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>>9836453
Huh? What is this God-forgotten place?.. Whatever, it's a nice change of scenery, at least. Please proceed.

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Bump.

Images arent loading for me

>>9836453
Кyбaч, нe тoми.

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https://youtu.be/YxgmUIE9CKk

The crimson glows of the illumination rockets lit up the night sky. The assault of Samoded has began.

Mikun, Big, thick, juicy cucumber, Adam West from TV, ALT, Rock n roll truth skelly, Magane, Eggman-kun, Seiga Kaku, Francis are enters the area of operation, rafting on inflatable boats on Vaymuga river.

Miku Hatsune and Avenger are successfully destroying ammunition depots in deep behind enemy lines. Arashi and Aron are less fortunate.

The artillery under the command of Hoshi's cock was stuck in the mud.

Forgotten Black Man personally raises his fighters in an attack on the strengthening of samoded defenders on the far approaches to the village.

>>9836524
She needs to have her ankle looked at

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>>9836537
Fancy warehouse. Let's tear it to shreds, shall we?

>>9836463
Same to you.

>>9836566
>hg being dead
>meme

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H-Hello?


>>9836537
Well this is new...

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Big, thick, juicy cucumber catches a big, thick, juicy Vietnamese flashback right on the battlefield.

Miku Hatsune and Rock n roll truth skelly spends whole day shooting the street near the outskirts of the town hall.

Sunset flies into battle on a truck pulled by Forgotten Black Man and Mikun.

Hoshi's cock, Avenger, Eggman-kun and Spark finds in the dilapidated building by a miracle the surviving piano and decides to perform on it the "funeral march" of Chopin.

Nebby falls in Vaymuga, but manages to get ashore.

Astolfo and Magane compete in the number of dead.

Seiga Kaku and Bob Ross undermine telegraph poles.

Maria and Harusame launches sea mines in Vaymuga.

ALT until the last bullet defends his position from the waves of attacking samoded soldiers. When the cartridges end, he undermines himself with them.

Yumeko Jabami throws a grenade. The grenade bounces off a pile of garbage and flies back into the trench, where at that time there were Yumeko Jabami and Adam West from TV.

Dum shouts to the detachment of samoded soldiers "Host it!". "Host it for yourself!" - the enemy responds, after which Dum gets angry, killing all those who have not fled.

Francis leads fire on the enemy's positions, sitting on the church bell tower.

Cucksilver is subject to disciplinary action for the distribution of memes.

>>9836575
>Eurocucks and ausfags can't handle HG and sperg themselves out of the community
>It isn't better off now without them
>Tfw comfy as fuck

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The guys who went to heaven with a proud formation ...

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>>9836608
Ah, this brings me back to the times when I was at my peak... I'd rather not remember them again.

>>9836608
What the fuck is this

Are there any tomboy in HG?

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Cucksilver holds sacred rites with the participation of Magane and Avenger.

Nebby and Sunset prays for the imminent capture of Samoded.

Seiga Kaku, Big, thick, juicy cucumber and Eggman-kun went into scouting and returned with nothing.

Dum and Astolfo are looting abandoned civilian homes.

Bob Ross writes a letter to his family.

Forgotten Black Man and Francis put Rock n roll truth skelly on the bottle.

Ikun and Maria and Harusame on the border of the neutral zone through the horns shout out propaganda slogans about hosts with fantasy and cozy night conversations.

Spark and Hoshi's cock smokes together.

Miku Hatsune protects his boots from the attacks of the Pravor all night long.

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>>9836638
This is Samoded mod. Glad you asked.

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>>9836656
Occultism and other exotic stuff are my weakness. So what is it going to be? The summoning of a demon?

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Cucksilver and Nebby finds in a dilapidated building a miracle surviving piano and decides to perform on it the "funeral march" of Chopin.

Miku Hatsune glances at the red door of the headquarters. She thinks she'd better go black.

Seiga Kaku is poisoned with an overdue stew.

Mikun and Maria and Harusame compete in the number of dead.

Avenger falls in Vaymuga, but manages to get ashore.

With heavy fire, units under the command of Sunset, Big, thick, juicy cucumber, Magane and Astolfo crowd samoded defenders deep into the village.

Eggman-kun tells Spark, Dum and Francis about the principles of Homer-fantasy.

Bob Ross writes a letter to his family. Again.

In the course of a fierce battle, Forgotten Black Man alone repulsed the attack of samodeders on the headquarters.

Hoshi's cock smokes a cigarette.

Rock n roll truth skelly breaks into the position of self-devotees and beheads their commander. The soldiers raise to the bayonets that unlucky berserk.

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>>9836666
I think this guy was with you guys. If he was, can you make sure that he got this?

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>>9836718
*cough* No big deal... I used to be in situations like this.

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One more has become a carefree angel.

>>9836719
I don't remember that any of our guys played for the emperor. In any case, I'll post it in / brg/.

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Astolfo and Big, thick, juicy cucumber smokes.

Cucksilver and Forgotten Black Man sleep in the dugout.

Eggman-kun is hysterical.

Seiga Kaku and Sunset wrote a letters to their families.

Dum, Spark and Bob Ross discuss the tactics of fighting.

Hoshi's cock and Avenger made their way to the store of bedding and slept a lot.

Magane is asleep on the post.

Miku Hatsune protects his boots from the attacks of the Pravor all night long. Again.

Maria and Harusame fires the whole night through the situettes on the other side of the road. With dawn, it turns out that she shoots at the plywood figures of Smeshariki.

Nebby takes the wounded from the battlefield. Among the wounded, in particular, were Francis and Mikun.

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>>9836808
Just don't lay eggs around here, okay? I don't want to step in them when I'll get up.

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In the course of a fierce battle, Sunset alone repulsed the attack of samodeders on the headquarters.

Dum calls the grandmother, begging her to come and take him away from here. Grandmother comes and assumes the command of the operation.

Hoshi's cock glances at the red door of the headquarters. He thinks that she should have gone black.

Miku Hatsune and Astolfo smokes.

Nebby conducts an inspection of the surrounding area from the roof of the headquarters, but slips and falls, breaking his neck.

Magane and Cucksilverscreams to the detachment of self-esteem "Host it!". "Host it for yourself!" - the enemy answers, after which they gets angry, killing all those who have not fled.

Eggman-kun smokes a cigarette.

Francis is poisoned with an expired stew.

Bob Ross builds a firing position.

Maria and Harusame falls in Vaymuga, but manages to get ashore.

Avenger is caught stealing food in the field kitchen and refers to the guardhouse.

Spark, Mikun and Seiga Kaku found a bottle of self-made moonshine and decided to drink it. Behind this case, the commissar finds them and sends them to clean the lavatories.

Forgotten Black Man leads fire on the enemy's positions, sitting on the church bell tower.

Big, thick, juicy cucumber breaks into the position of self-reliant and decapitates their commander. The soldiers raise to the bayonets the big, thick, juicy berserk.

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The sky tooks the best...

>HG is comatose
>all of the people on Steam I game with are offline
>can't sleep at all
I am suffer.

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>>9836854
I wish I had that chicken nearby right now... I'm starving.

>>9836878
kys KK

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>>9836854
B-But it's bad for your health.

>>9836885
why do you think I'm KK?

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Seiga Kaku and Francis arranged a sparring. Spark is called to be a judge.

Astolfo, Avenger and Bob Ross discuss tactics of combat.

Eggman-kun is being poisoned with an expired stew.

Forgotten Black Man and Miku Hatsune arranged a sparring. Cucksilver is called to be a judge.

Hoshi's cock, Magane and Mikun went into scouting. They were never seen again.

Dum writes a letter to his family.

Maria and Harusame are sleeping on the post.

Sunset fires all night over the situettes on the other side of the road. With dawn, it turns out that she shoots at the plywood figures of Smeshariki.

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>>9836912
A friendly match couldn't hurt, let's start!

I just woke up. Why's this game in Greek?

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Eggman-kun, Francis, Maria, Harusame, Sunset, Avenger and Dum found a bottle of self-made moonshine and decided to drink it. Soon they were already drunk in shit.

Bob Ross leads fire on the enemy's positions, sitting on the church bell tower.

Seiga Kaku calls the grandmother, begging her to come and take her from here. Grandmother comes and assumes the command of the operation.

Forgotten Black Man rescues Miku Hatsune and Cucksilver, covering the grenade that flew into the trench by himself.

Astolfo breaks into enemy battle formations and undermines itself by shouting "For lamp night conversations!".

Spark all day shoots the street on the near approaches to the mayor's office.

>>9836941
It's a Baron games.

>>9836941
For the flory of Zeus

>>9836952
I didn't know he liked flowers.

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From the heroes of bygone days there are not even names sometimes...

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>>9836950
I bet I can... run faster than... *hic* both of you.

>>9836960
Zeus likes and fucks everything he sees

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>>9836950
You will not be forgotten.

>>9836967
He must be a bee.

>>9836941
Its not a greek, its ЯUSSIAИ!

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Bob Ross, Spark and Avenger discuss tactics of combat.

Cucksilver undermines the idle Samoded assault truck.

Miku Hatsune, Sunset, Francis, Maria and Harusame made their way to the store of bedding and slept a lot.

Dum falls from the observation tower, pressing down Seiga Kaku.

Eggman-kun plays on the harmonica, sitting alone in the corner of a dilapidated building on the edge of the camp.

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>>9837001
I'll need plenty of rest if I'm gonna win this one.

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Francis is subject to a disciplinary penalty for the dissemination of promemial sentiments.

Eggman-kun launches sea mines in Vaymuga.

Sunset raises Miku Hatsune and Maria and Harusame to the attack with an inspirational speech. Miku Hatsune and Maria and Harusame are enthusiastically undermined in the minefield.

In the course of a fierce battle, Bob Ross alone repulsed the attack of self-helpers on the headquarters.

The grandmother drove Avenger and Cucksilver out of the samoded playground.

Spark shoots all day on the street near the outskirts of the town hall.

Dum calls the grandmother, begging her to come and take him away from here. Grandmother comes and assumes the command of the operation.

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The army's positions are subjected to massive shelling by self-made Samoded artillery.

Cucksilver, Bob Ross, Avenger and Dum are hammered into the basement and waiting for the end of the shelling.

Francis and Sunset hide in the funnel, believing that the projectile was not hit twice in the same place. And he was.

Eggman-kun throws Spark out of his hiding place, saving his own skin.

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Only funeral papers are remind about them now...

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Dum, Avenger and Cucksilver went into scouting and returned with nothing.

Bob Ross sleeps in the hayloft.

Eggman-kun is being coiled on the assault tractor that flew out of the darkness.

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Game in French when ?

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The army suffers from disruptions with food.

Bob Ross, Dum and Avenger lives until the arrival of the convoy with provisions.

In the eyes of Cucksilver tears of joy come through, when he notices the approaching convoy with provisions.

>>9837131
(Player1) surrenders.

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In autism we trust.

In the course of a fierce battle, Bob Ross alone repulsed the attack of self-helpers on the headquarters.

Avenger is poisoned with an expired stew.

Dum fires from the trench.

Cucksilver launches sea mines in Waimuga.

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>>9837144
That was cheap.

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To prevent finding himself, Bob Ross sleeps under the bed.

Cucksilver patrols the perimeter of the camp all night.

Dum all night protects the boots from the attacks of prapor.

Avenger is trying to leave the battlefield, hiding in the woods, but stumbles upon the partisans and perishes.

>>9837167
My daddy always thought me to find the cheapest products

>>9837159
>repulsed two attacks all by himself
Bob Ross confirmed MVP.

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We have a winner! Place your bets!

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>>9837180
Juden.

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>>9837180
Seems like he also applied that same philosophy when visiting the adoption center.

>>9837223
:(

>KK shows up for a couple of days
>Leaves without a trace again for who knows how long

Why does he hurt me so?

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Dum inspects the surrounding area from the roof of the headquarters, but slips and falls, breaking his neck.

Cucksilver breaks into the position of self-reliant and beheads their commander. The soldiers raise to the bayonets the unlucky berserk.

>>9837223
ouch

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Here's your wincard, buddy!

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Summary

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>>9837252
Congrats!

>>9837261
Thanks for hosting for us!!

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>>9837230
Because he hates us.

>>9837252
Lived his life like a true slav.
Doing nothing worthwile and yet somehow winning.

>>9837261
Thanks for the free Greek lessons.

>>9837261
>Bob Ross won with no kills
>Despite mowing down tons of soldiers beforehand
Regardless, thanks for hosting, famalam.

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>>9837252
Congrats.
>>9837261
Fourth place once again... Thanks for hosting.

It's hard to believe that Bob Ross was a drill instructor.

It's hard to believe that Bob Ross bombed a camp of war criminals.

Bob Ross had a rough life

It's hard to believe that Bob Ross strangled 192 Vietnamese child soldiers with his bare hands.

It's hard to believe that Bob Ross did 9/11.

who /e3/ here?

>>9837309
Who is this cutie?

>>9837455
who's presenting atm?

>>9837460
Microsoft in 25 minutes

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What should we do, HG ?

>>9837455
I wish I could give a fuck about it, but I really can't.

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>>9837455
I LOVE E3!

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>>9837458
Watch it, pal, you might get hurt if you say that word once again.

>>9837469
All eyes are on you this year, babe.

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>>9837462
Are you high?

>>9837516
Cute!

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>>9837517
You really think so?!

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This is how it ends, huh.

>>9837531
Of course! Everyone is dying to see your replacement. I bet she's really hot.

>>9837533
Welcome to every day at this time.

>>9837533
To your last breath fight!

>>9837538
lmao

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>>9837538
>

>cums on the floor
>shits in the sink
>pisses on the bed

>>9837533
I'm always lurking, I just don't know what to do during dead hours.

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Microsoft wouldn't ACTUALLY replace me, right?
...RIght?!

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Show yourselves lurkers

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>>9837668
Yo

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>>9837668

List of Junko Enoshima's enemies:

Souda
Hoshi
Shion
KK
Archer
Kana
LF
Adachi
Meduse
Ryo
Nonon
Vert
Nep
Illya
Mion
Ultron
Shovel Knight
Raven
Eggman-kun
Skeleman
Shorty
Endo
Mio
Madao
Guts
Yuno
Araragi
Miku

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>>9837626
Hey babe, let's fuck.
>gets down and dirty
>takes off clothes
>sees specs
O-Oh god, I'm gonna throw up. I gotta go.
>cancels

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>>9837668

>>9837695
>pets

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>>9837668
What's up?

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>>9837692
>just

I'll host in 5 minutes

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>>9837600
I'm trying to think of new entertaining shticks, but then I give it up.

>>9837690
Put me at the top plox.

>>9837699
> Gives you an anti-ocean shield

>>9837692
Heh.

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>>9837668

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>>9837668

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>>9837668

>>9837733
Boypussy.

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>>9837721
Oh, thanks man! This should stop at least one of them.

>>9837715
Where's the game

>>9837715
u better not be lyin

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>>9837764
If it's not enough I'll go destroy the entire ocean myself.
Either way you don't have to worry about bringing a second swimsuit anymore.

>>9837794
He's operating in Seth Time, like all good hosts.

>>9837715
Fuck you Frieza.

>>9837794
>>9837795
>>9837816
New bread? I feel like shit but I can host a quick one.

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>>9837804
I kind of want to see you destroy the entire ocean now.

>>9837839
ye

>>9837873
Wtf

>>9837839
New thread

>>9837880
Do you care about him

t. Josh Mom

>>9837889
Yes
>Drake

>>9837892
Drake?
>peeks under your skirt
MEGAN

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>>9837863
Are you sure about that ?
You realize this will doom the human race, correct ?

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>>9837668
>shows self

>>9837925
>kissu

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>>9837915
Well if you're gonna put it like that I guess I'll take a rain check on destroying the ocean.

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>>9837933
O-Oh man! What's the occasion, anon?

host?

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>>9837940
But then you will always end up getting pushed in the ocean. The shield I gave you can last for some nasty falls, but it won't work forever.
If we don't go directly to the core of the problem, it's your life that is doomed to a perpetual nightmare.
Besides, what's 7 billions lives compared to Yamato Naoe's life, really ?

>>9838004
>>9838004
>>9838004

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>>9837668
Guten tag!

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>>9835898
I have arrived