What pokemon do you want to see become a pokewaifu?
>>9823406
>gf kills you
>You became a ghost
Everybody wins
>>9823406
full comic?
>>9827548
Only two pages, here's the first one.
Furret
But he is too small for actual fucking, so it would have to be an extra large abnormally big or elastic one.
However skitty on wailord was a thing so maybe.
>>9828014
Speaking of Wailord.
There's actually 3, this is 1.
>>9827844 is 2
>>9823406 is 3
>>9828268
I never have seen Gengar as particularly sexy, his dex entry is dark.
I would fap to that if I was short on porn though.
Mesprit
because I am a perv
>>9831367
What about her sisters?
>>9831494
just Mesprit. something about her strikes me as being the best of the three
>>9831607
But Uxie a cute.
>>9831686
cute, but not sexy
azelf is okay to, but her pointy head just reminds me of the coneheads
>>9828014
Furret is 5'11, that's plenty big for fucking.
>>9823406
Sableye, a self-conscious, flat breasted, thin hipped twig trying to make herself "thiccer" to get with the times, but can't gain the weight to do so.
Stuffs her clothing to fake her appearance and is jealous of the other ghost types like Gengar and Gourgeist.
>>9823406
Do you know what a waifu is?
>>9824839
>>9836517
Fucking kek
>>9828485
>lips
>>9838561
Least it's not the fat lipped shit with bottom lips as thick as a fist.
Fucking nasty looking they are.
>>9832651
Then why he looks like a fucking tiny chipmunk in the anime?
>>9841382
The anime isn't canon. They get simple stuff wrong all the time.
>>9841551
Wish there was more Furret size accurate porn.
>>9841568
Same.
>>9841551
That looks very huggable
>>9823406
Flygon. Bugdragon pokéhusbando is also acceptable.
Also to contribute to size discussion it has a rather pleasing height of 2m.
Problem is, I've never been too sure how to measure Flygon's height.
Is it toe to head, or tailtip to antennae? It's either a big guy or adorably huggable. Both of which are extremely fuggable, but it's important to be accurate in your waifus.
>>9843948
You have never mastubated on something with fur? try it out.
Then you will see why I want my own Furret.
>>9823406
>become a pokewaifu?
What do you mean?
>>9846968
Was also wondering this
>>9846968
A pokemon that you don't expect to look like hot enough to fuck.
>>9848878
The majority of pokemon are already hot enough to fuck.
>>9848898
Would you a Machamp?
>>9849278
Probably but not with those ridiculously unsexy breasts.
inb4 lol u gay xd
>>9849278
Yeah, sure.
>>9848878
>only paid attention to zp92 because of the arbok
>like feet but found him drawing them the worst
>>9850510
How about someone else who drawn her?
>>9850809
Like?
>>9823406
Best object girl obviously
seriously though i wish there was more anthro chandelure, or rather chandelure in general as i think she'd make a great waifumon
>>9851998
What do yoi think of herro?
>>9852123
>>9852123
She doesn't need to be an anthro. She's beautiful the way she is.
>>9844053
I agree, flygon is a good bae
>>9852524
Exactly what i said after the anthro part, but sadly accurate objectmons don't bring in the art fags enough
>>9852450
Nice!
>>9852123
Completely adorable in Pokken.
>>9852636
Pokken will die though, it is not selling well.
>>9852636
soooo fucking true i love how they depicted her in that game, shame my stance on it is mostly negative due to some poor decision making they did for that game, mainly the roster
>>9852704
well it's doing well enough to warrant a re-release on the switch, but however, they really don't know what the fuck they're doing as not only is it just a simple dlc pack version of it with just decidueye as the only known real new fighter, but im more than certain they kept that leveling system that causes massive inbalance as any person with enough time can just overdose their mon in one stat and plus i think they fucked the pooch yet again with the roster by not expanding it more
what a shame too, i would've loved to own and support pokken if they just did a few things different
anyways enough of my whiny faggotry, more waifumons that deserve love
>>9856378
You realize that's still pretty safe for fucking, right? not like it matters, as they aren't real.
>>9841551
Page 10 save rave
>tfw unpopular
I unironically love Jynx and I unironically want to make Smoochum babies with her
>>9841527
Shout is a gift we hardly deserve
>>9863674
Same.
>>9863725
>nidoqueen comic
>>9823406
My only problem with this is that it doesn't end with her getting pregnant.
>>9831686
uxie looks weird in the game nigga, mesprit is objectively the best with azelf at second.
>>9865359
How does a ghost get pregnant?
>>9866104
Magic
>>9863326
>tfw ywn feel those lips on your face/dick
>>9866236
>Big lips
>Drunk
>it's gonna be one of THOSE nights
>>9866479
>wake up and your testicles are like raisins
Would you impregnate your pokewaifu?
>>9869408
With every fiber of my being. And I would take full responsibility and raise the child as the father I always wanted to be.
>>9869555
>Dem trips
If I could draw I would draw you a pic right now. Maybe I can write a short story about it.
>>9869408
Nah
>>9866104
Gengar can have eggs. Who the fuck cares? it is pokemon.
After the stuff mhpp drew, probably sneasle or weavile
Mawile has always been waifu material for me
I want a Blaziken to romantically kick my ass every day. Male or female it makes no difference
>>9873470
I wish I was that blaziken because my fetish is to beat and abuse
Sexy poke bump
>>9873470
Enjoy
>>9874491
>>9874500
>>9874505
>>9874510
>>9874521
>>9874527
>>9863326
Same.
Bump
>>9841527
define "like this"
do you mean the cheating theme, the pokephilia theme, the composition where it's a mixture of scenes, the art style?
i think i sound antagonistic but im actually just curious what part you like about it specifically
>>9876902
why are purple girls so hot
>>9877904
That is... a very good question.
>>9876902
>scolipede and salazzle
f u c k
>>9863725
FA? DA? other?
>>9876902
Dragalge needs more lewds.
>no respectful dead knight sord to snug and fug
>>9823406
how do you fuck a ghost?
does that even count as cheating if shes immaterial?
Serious question: If you fuck a pokemon that can't speak english and can't convey that it wants to fuck you be considered rape? Low brow beastiality? etc
>>9878835
if it can't convey a desire to fuck then yeah, probably considered beastiality considering that pokemon are the only animals in the pokemon universe.
Eevee
>>9877808
The characterization of the Gengar.
Too many dominant females are written in either kink or derogatory territory.
I just like assertive chicks.
Plus the Gengar's a cutie.
>>9881556
Agreed.
A lot of writers (I'm including comic and porn comic writers in this) seem to be unable to write dominant or assertive women without making them hostile or extremely judgmental. It makes them appear to think they have something to prove, which also makes the dominance seem phony. That Gengar is a lot more appealing (to me, anyway) because she's being dominant in a self-confident, playful way.
>>9881874
Exactly. If I wanted a dominatrix, I'd read bdsm or humilation shit. And if I wanted unlikeable characters I'd watch regular, cheesy-ass fake porn
This comic nails what I want, and it's so fucking rare.
>>9884756
Nigga who the hell cares
The creators themselves don't give a fuck to explain anything, stop posting headcanon autism that belong in /vp/ and just enjoy the porn.
>>9884854
Who shat on your cereal?
>>9884756
>ghosts aren't ghosts
lol ok
>>9885246
I fail to see a reason of why ruin the thread with autism. That's all.
Last time I went to /vp/ the board was so shitty I left instantly.
I was an oldfag and they told me to fuck off like if I was a redditor.
I don't know what the hell happened to them and my beloved /vp/.
>>9885325
>a single post with a simple explanation is autism
Yet I bet you believe your unwarranted bitching is completely fine.
>oldfag from /vp/
>implying a board from 2010 counts as old
And if you aren't crying for /tr/ you never knew /vp/ when it was good.
>>9885305
They're "ghost type", they don't just call them ghosts. People are okay with them but they fear actual ghosts of dead people like in Eterna Forest.
>>9885498
yes they are called "ghost type" because the type of pokemon they are is a ghost pokemon that once lived but now is dead
they are afraid of human ghosts because they are not pokemon ghosts, pokemon are never scary you see
>>9885498
I was there until BW2 nearly everyday.
It was a fucking home and now look what is left, faggots that post like /v/.
/tr/ was heaven, current /vp/ is hell.
and 7 years is half of the board age either you like it or not.
>>9885578
>It was a fucking home
laughingpokésluts.jpg
>look what is left, faggots that post like /v/
Then I'm surprised you don't feel at home. Get over it or leave your bitching there.
Waifu
Only the best
Eevee
>>9893132
meme waifu
>>9881556
The size difference on top of that gets me too. I love small doms.
>>9878413
Overrated
>>9884756
Autism
>>9893848
delet this
>>9885547
Most of them are just spirits or have something to do with spirits. The only ones that are explicitly stated to have died are Yamask, Dhelmise, and Phantump, and stuff like Banette are explicitly stated to not have been alive previously, and Decidueye isn't even dead.
>>9893848
best waifu
Mismagius
>>9893132
Agreed
Bampu
>>9823406
Catherine x Pokemon looks like a good idea.
>>9844065
>then you will see why i want my own furret
fucking, all I fucking want right now is a goddamn furret body pillow but furret dakis apparently don't exist and i ain't about to shill out $200 to have some plebiantart make a full-size plush for me
not yet anyways
as for a pokewaifu, there are so many options, but i think i'd want a qt braixen/delphox to snuggle right now. it'd be awesome to be master of a cool firefox in public and have that same sexy hipfox dom the fuck out of me in the bedroom.
or my default waifu of latias, though i've drifted away from her in recent years.
>>9850510
Fucking this. I love feet but that nigga just makes them all look ugly. I can't imagine why so many people like his work; I've only found a few images worth saving. He also can't draw bodies properly proportioned and his faces look scrunched up.
Middling at best.
>>9873032
i concur so fucking hard
You fellas can keep your nidoqueen. I'm takin' this one.
>>9910327
Post moar thigh princess!
I'd dump what I got but I'm currently mobile.
>>9823406
Ghosts are top tier sluts
roach
>>9885578
>/tr/ was heaven
One word:
Bui.
>>9911608
Bui has singlehandedly destroyed at least 4 boards I've been on and 3 discord servers I was in. It's really something else.
>>9911656
I was on cripplechan's Pokemon boards from the very start just to see it slowly grow, but Bui's resurfacing came without a single warning.
It was bad enough that he would spam each and every thread with ERP invites, what really killed both Pokemon boards was his backseat moderation. Whenever a thread wasn't going according to his liking - which was almost always - he would use his array of bots to fill up offending thread with BBCs.
No longer a mere shitposter; this is a force of nature.
>>9911082
>tfw you have 500k+ pokebucks
>>9908780
>tfw Latias has been your pokewaifu for almost 13 years
I have a thing for big lips. Don't judge me.
>>9912971
fuck her for a 1000 days let stockholm syndrome set in
>>9874500
>>9913368
Fuck you tool!
>>9913368
>>9913323
I can't help but judge you
>>9911608
Jesus Christ, that asshole has no limits. He's responsible for the death of mobiuschan's /furry/ board and the reason I can't ever get whitelisted on /fur/ because it's always on lockdown when I visit. I never visited Pokemon boards because I never thought they'd allow threads like this, and I'm still fairly certain that most of them don't, seeing as how this one's in /trash/.
He needs to get cancer and die already, that autistic faggot is ruining good shit. I wasn't aware that he was a menace here too but it makes perfect sense. The man has no principles.
>>9913313
Yeah, I fell in love with her as soon as she was announced. Emerald is my favorite game in the series; I wish it had Gen IV stat splits (physical and special moves instead of types).
ORAS was a huge disappointment; it felt like a backburner project and didn't do Hoenn justice the way HGSS did Johto and FRLG did Kanto. I hope Pearl Harbor and Diamond Hill (haha Gen VII conspiracy) are good for Sinnoh, because I could really use a good Sinnoh remake; it had the best Battle Frontier.
>>9885578
>/tr/ was heaven
HOLY SHIT THIS.
The only people who hated it were anal fuckwads who wanted serious Pokemon discussion 24/7 or newfags who weren't there to witness the glory of Garyposting.
>>9914950
Not the dude who posted it, but I giggled.
>>9913507
What's the B shit from? Some nig meme I assume.
Top tier pokewaifu
>>9920960
I bet she gives one helluva toothy blowjob
>>9823406
Fact: Gengars only lie when it's through their teeth.
>>9915999
4chan use to have a furry board?
>>9919553
>>9921080
i want her to hyper fang my dick
>>9923801
Wouldn't you get castrated by that?
DELPHOX, of course
>>9823406
Aggron. I actually think it'd be pretty interesting to see my favorite Pokemon since I was a kid corrupted into Pokewaifu.
>>9925111
delphox already IS one though
>>9925111
/thread
>>9925480
>>9929123
Aggron is cute
>>9925111
I wish this guy drew more.
>>9929123
Poor baby, who's the first two?
>>9929713
Probably Gardevoir and Salazzle
She makes me expand dong
I refuse to believe I am the only one!
>TFW you pick the OBVIOUS choice.
>>9930601
I was bored so I decided to do a top 100 based on e621 tags:
lucario 6714
pikachu 4874
umbreon 3732
gardevoir 3506
eevee 3252
zangoose 2887
charizard 2676
lopunny 2479
glaceon 2445
arcanine 2323
vaporeon 2269
sylveon 2262
raichu 2153
blaziken 2144
espeon 2017
flareon 2010
braixen 2004
lugia 1802
leafeon 1723
jolteon 1684
latias 1582
typhlosion 1560
greninja 1521
goodra 1456
charmander 1419
mewtwo 1350
vulpix 1340
mew 1310
riolu 1243
charmeleon 1138
absol 1134
weavile 1125
delphox 1123
luxray 1009
latios 967
ninetales 936
quilava 908
mightyena 884
floatzel 854
feraligatr 818
fennekin 809
nidoqueen 797
dragonair 780
flygon 763
bulbasaur 748
dragonite 743
ampharos 742
gengar 737
mawile 704
>>9931650
buizel 695
machoke 681
kirlia 670
nidoking 661
meowth 650
garchomp 645
meowstic 626
furret 594
lycanroc 591
arbok 569
houndoom 564
shaymin 558
litten 533
shinx 525
primarina 522
salazzle 514
totodile 510
squirtle 506
koala 491
wartortle 486
pichu 484
sneasel 461
growlithe 452
rattata 444
suicune 444
midnight_lycanroc 436
chespin 433
bayleef 432
porcupine 421
ditto 420
ivysaur 419
brionne 412
incineroar 410
milotic 394
nidorina 388
grovyle 374
sandslash 373
jirachi 369
giratina 366
infernape 362
plusle 357
mudkip 352
seviper 352
lapras 349
sableye 349
miltank 345
sceptile 341
beedrill 340
banette 339
pachirisu 334
>>9931761
You're right, seems most gen 5 and 6 pokemon we're missing from the image I picked.
Well here's the more coplete list https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1kLujfilLbIMMZSpYo-fbY6josDAdGkPZnjt_iff1jfU/edit#gid=0
>>9931932
>you will never nut inside of Mienshao
>>9933702
Who are your favorites? Because if they're from gen 6 or 5 they might just have been accidentally left out.
>>9933907
They're both from gen 4
>>9933963
Now I'm just curious who it is.
>>9934023
Gallade and Mismagius
>>9934437
I mean they're still in the top 200 or so.
>>9934558
i'm not actually upset about it, i was just shitposting.
>>9931650
Try again, specifying explicit images
>>9936285
I feel like Braixen should be even more popular, I'm really sad Greninja is the popular gen 6 starter evo. It belongs to Braixen!
> "Could you still love of me as a girl, master?"
Water Dog?
>>9923338
>mobiuschan
>mobius strip
>nigga
>>9936406
>where're my treats
revealcock.gif
>about damn time
I want to own a Delcatty that secretly owns me.
>>9930896
I'd probably fuck a Miltank once or twice since I'm a bit of a chubby chaser, but Audino would be my first choice.
Female Incineroar do things to me, but most Incineroar art tend to be of male ones.
>>9929713
>>9936450
lol
>>9948216
Who is #2?
>>9885325
>>I fail to see a reason of why ruin the thread with autism
Doesn't matter. An autist saw something he didn't like and now he's having a meltdown. Nothing matters until this is corrected and he will scream and cry and ruin everyone's fun until he is catered to. I can't wait until Trump gasses autists like the subhuman trash they are
Fennekin
>>9952468
Sick fucker.
>>9823406
Personal fave
All
>>9952715
very unique taste my friend
>>9911082
Is there a version without the text?
Prankster cats are tigers in bed, clearly.
>>9931650
> all these eons near the top
It's like they were designed for sex.
>>9957875
Yeah, not sure what started it, but I'm not complaining.
>>9823406
The world needs more regular banette, male and female.
>>9930601
Doesn't Salazzle emit pheromones from her rear (Salandit description says if comes from the base of their tail).
>>9967218
And yet art of Salazzle farting is rare
Bats. Any bat pokemon. I don't know what it is about batgirls but something drives my dick insane.