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Plush thread

Post anything and everything plush related
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post more degeneracy plz
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>>9817499
Whoa, how did you get that?
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Needs more degeneracy
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>>9818694
Less
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>>9820012
shhhh
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approaching optimal levels of degeneracy
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>>9820127
>>9820205
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>>9820370
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>>9818582
Not mine, search renchanshop on etsy and its on their store page
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I have a yoshi plush I have fucked one time, but I am lazy as fuck and put a bag over it.
I can't let it get tainted but it is still pretty fun to fuck nonetheless.
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>>9820798
More please
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Soft
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needs more degeneracy
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>>9823804
I have that exact same wolf...
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>>9824176
I don't but it's really cute~
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>>9815872
Would you play vidya with your plush?
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>>9824968
10/10 playing vidya and watching movies with plush
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>>9821703
This peaks my interest. Also my boner.
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>>9821703
Stitch is a great little cock hugger
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>>9825741
Where you finding these? These are amazing.
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>>9826702
OC
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>>9826789
Even better. Have any other plushies?
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>>9826995
Lots. My penguin, two huskies from aurora, a snow leopard, an orca, my tiger. I wish I had more pictures though.
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>>9827060
Just those? Nice. Would love to see more of Stitch from you in the future.
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>>9828561
As long as there's a desire for more, I think I can oblige
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>>9820106
Noice.
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>>9832467
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>>9834012
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Best princess.
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>>9835835
Holy fuck! Great shot. You're the guy who's been delivering BaB pony content for these threads, right? Love your pics.

Do you have a Fluttershy, by chance?
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>>9836444
Yes, I'm that guy, and yes, I do have Fluttershy.
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>>9836490
Any chance we could see a pic of her getting a facial in the future? Bonus points for a Webm.
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>>9836767
If this thread is alive in the next day or two, sure.
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>>9836855
Yay! Looking forward to it!
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Plz don't let thread die~

Anyone else got OC?
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>>9838346
I've been thinking about it but I'm not sure who to cream on.
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>>9836476
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bump goddamnit
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>>9838706
Get a good couple of them and bind them together with their backs against each other. Hold them there mercilessly and shoot. Wherever it goes it goes.
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>>9841973
I'll consider it. Any ideas as to who I spooge?
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>>9842183
Just a couple of your close favorites~
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>>9842586
I was hoping you had specific characters in mind. I have a bunch in storage I could look for.
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>>9842667
Well, I prefer stuffed animals instead of character plushies, but if you have pokemon/digimon that would be fantastic too~
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>>9824968
what plush is that?!
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>>9842706
I might just be able to help you out. I'll have to dig them out of the box they're in, though, and even then I have to find it first.
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>>9843039
No worries, and thank you for your contribution. I look forward to seeing the results~
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guess who
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>>9845867
Is that... a giant plush of Brian Griffin? Are you the guy I saw on xTube a while back?
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>>9845950
Bingo, and not I'm not. But I saved some goodies from when that dude had his stuff up.
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>>9845986
POST THEM.
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https://www.dropbox.com/sh/uripn5ta47xxg9n/AAA--uwwtKT_ObUjoPLZ7hUFa?dl=0

Here are all my videos.
I rarely add more.
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>>9844861
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>>9846733
Fucking. Excellent.
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>>9821703
hi wiley
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can some tell me why do people like this because
i really want to kown
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>>9849532
Go rub your cock on a really soft plush and tell me you don't start leaking.
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>>9849859
This.
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>>9849532
can't stop won't stop
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I'm interested in making a plush fur sph but I don't really know where to get the materials. I want something extremely soft, but I don't want to walk into Jo-Anne's or someplace else like a huge faggot. Any ideas / websites where I can get quality stuff?
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>>9851777
try walmarts fabric section
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>>9851820
Actually, that's decent advice. Any other tips on how to install a zipper as well?
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>>9851881
I`ve never done a zipper sry
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>>9852239
Good guide. I've seen it before. I just really need a good place for materials. A guide for a zipper would be excellent though
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>>9854287
I am incredibly jealous
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>>9854391
Of big buizel?
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Has anyone ever made or commissioned a yiffable cub or Loli anthro plush?
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I'm going to be seeing if I can get a sensible pattern out of a flattened 3D model, I'll have to simplify it a bunch before it becomes viable though.
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>>9854287
Nice carbuncle.
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>>9854287
>>9846733

>no cute moaning when cumming.

great vids, weak finish.
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>>9846733
>>9854287
>>9857137
Personally I actually prefer plushfucking videos without moaning (I find it distracts from the plush getting first, which I would rather pay attention to), so keep on keeping on imo!
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>>9857283
Correction: I find it distracts from the plush getting fucked. Cbf deleting and rewriting my comment.
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>>9856490
that's a lot of pieces
what character model are you using and what program? I'd like to try doing something like that to get a god damn Renamon pattern
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>>9857580
It's from a Skyrim mod (CBBE bodyslide).
I used nifscope to export the .nif file as a .obj and UVlayout to flatten it but for some reason it wouldn't save my work properly so I was forced to stitch together screenshots.
This particular image is downscaled for size, the actual size of it has the stomach section for example around 32 cm at the longest.
With the size in mind all the pieces probably won't be that annoying to work with as none of them are all the small but it could still definitely use some simplification.
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>>9854444
Yea, your buizel plush looks so soft and sexy. I'd kill to cuddle with it~
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Anyone have more pics of toony plushies? I'd like to see some for... science.
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>>9857290
naw I agree with you. don't want any moaning during the fucking but yes in the finish.
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boomp
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>>9857580
Sexy plush....is this the group that made it?
http://skazkodrom.com
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>>9859462
looks like it
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>>9859594
It just seems too sexy for what they advertise....going to see if they know what a SPH is.
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>>9860894
I got those 2 renamon pics from their DA
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>>9857985
Well, personally even at the end I prefer not to. I just like to hear the shifting of the stuffing and the squelching of the silicone toy (if there is one). But hey, to each their own!
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>>9856285
there was that Cream the Rabbit plush - does that count?
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>>9865259
did anyone actually get it, though? From what I heard the "artist" bailed on it
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Are there any exhibitionist plushfuckers here willing to take a request?
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>>9867047
Depends on how autistic it is. Buizel anon.
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>tfw still no Fluttershy facial
If the thread dies before I can see it, will you post it in the next thread, Facial-Anon?
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>>9867119

Uh... Actually, my request is way too autistic.
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>>9867257
>too autistic
I'm not that Anon, but I'm interested to hear what you have in mind. It can't be that bad.
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>>9867283

Well, see, I'm kinda into snuff and stuff in roleplay. Plushies are inanimate so when you jizz all over their glassy plastic eyes they don't blink or yell or protest so... That's kinda hot to me.
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>>9867366
Well hey, I might find it weird but I feel more comfortable knowing you get your rocks off to plushies than actual dead people. There are lots of vids on XTube of people cumming on plushies faces/in their mouths - does this kind of stuff take your fancy?

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Fapping-onto-my-Wolf-Plush-708188

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Cum-on-my-lion-plush-845630

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/sucked-bij-plushe-11692021

https://www.xtube.com/video-watch/Cum-in-the-mouth-of-my-white-lion-plushe-15273941
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>>9867366
>>9867598
Also, not Buizel anon.
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>>9867257
Buizel anon here. In a way we're all autistic but the stuff you're describing is common in this interest mang, no worries.
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bumping with my plush
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>>9869452
That one is really cute. Is it made by Aurora?
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>>9867366
That's kinda hot. Tell me more!
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>>9871008
yup! I'm currently sewing some "upgrades" for him too.
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too bad this sold...
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>>9872027
How big is this?
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>>9838346
This snek made my heart explode.
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Have some new oc
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>>9874831
Apologies for the rotation, phoneposting atm
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>>9873406
What a cutie~ I can wait to see your handiwork
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>>9872027
>>9874285
>>9874694
Artist is Liggliluff, they specialise in plushies of this size. You can find more of their stuff on deviantArt and FurAffinity (only their pony stuff is on Derpibooru, so you won't find much there).

http://liggliluff.deviantart.com/gallery/59471527/Plushies
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/liggliluff/
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>>9837139
I tried to make a good quality webm, but the converter I used is being a pain in the ass: ignoring my bitrate and flipping the video. I should've stuck to using CLI ffmpeg.
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>>9875521
Holy shit, you delivered! Thanks a bunch, man! Much appreciated!

Did you take a still pic of the final result?
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>>9876018
No, instead I just tried to get a clear view at the end.
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>>9876196
Works just as well. Thanks again, man! Hope to see more of your ponies in the future~
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>>9875521
Stellar.
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>>9818694
Ale dobrý den, Burčis
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Soft
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hump
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>>9874978
Yeah I'm exited to finish too. I busted a zipper and had to redo some stuff but its getting there
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>>9880163
I really wish I could find a good tutorial on sewing in the zippers.
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>>9880198
posting all this just cause I can
also, you'll want to look at the lewd instructions on a basic how to with zippers, and there's always youtube (especially for hidden zippers)

Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png

>Step by Step instructions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP

>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit

>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776

>Super Tiny Plush
http://imgur.com/a/K4L3Q

>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400

>anthro pony
https://www.dropbox.com/s/3d5wnt2h9onotcl/ponypat.pdf?dl=0

>human
http://dollmaker.nunodoll.com/girldoll/

>Chibi human
http://sakkysa.deviantart.com/art/Plushie-with-Boobs-Pattern-325076268

>misc patterns
http://pattern-depot.deviantart.com/art/Free-Plushie-Patterns-Online-300278094

plenty of free patterns out there, but the better ones you'll have to buy from places like etsy

Sewing
>Back stitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjHm8CL9WDA [Embed]
>Ladder Stitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3fFHV6r9Ow [Embed]

>SPH (Strategically Placed Hole)
for store bought (mass produced Plushies)
https://tigress.com/mryia/howto/how-to.htm
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>>9880350
I couldn't have asked for more detail than this, fucking thanks m8!

Also 'removing mayo'
kekkk
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>>9880427
You didn't know that was the term for it?
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>>9880350
Thanks for the info.

My main issue is that I'm trying to make the zipper curve into a circle, and it wants to bunch up because its not in a straight line. At first I was using a cheap zipper so it came off of the coil after the first few zips, and broke the pull while trying to put it back in place. I am trying again with higher quality YKK zippers now, which should work better and be more durable.
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150
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>>9887769
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Up
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bumperoni
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wew
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>>9861306
>>9860894
I'm the anon from
>>9859462
>>9860894
I've been in awkward email conversation with the artist (more awkward feelings from my end as I just had to write down an explanation of what a SPH is...) and he/she seems okay with making a cub plush...

And they're also okay with it having detailed genitalia...

Hoo boy I don't know why I feel so anxious/scared.
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>>9893425
>more awkward feelings from my end
you get used to it, it never hurts to ask
they don't care what your fetishes are
they see you as money and as long as they can satisfy your requests, then they get their money out of you
basically, you're a paycheck to them
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>>9895197
*sigh*...I bought one of her only ...."good" plushes back in the day (it was supposed to look like Tanya Mousekewitz but...yeah)

I fucked it like 3 times before the odd hot gluing/sewing of the edges of the SPH plus the shitty clothing made me throw it away in disgust.

It really does suck that "she" hasn't improved over the years
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>>9895359
I almost feel sad for her...
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>>9903626
that tongue is amazing.
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thread needs more OC
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Any suggestions for one of these to cum on? I want to do one that isn't a pony this time.
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>>9913218
fox
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>>9908836
Wish I had more OC but I'm still working on that zipper thing for my wolf pup. just not highest priority right now

>>9913218
seconding the fox, cutest one there
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>>9913310
>>9913717
It's always the fox, I blame Aurora for making them so cute.
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>>9815872
This whole entire thread is disgusting and degenerate
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>>9874838
you have a gorgeous cock
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>>9913873
Bon~
That puppy of yours looks like he could use a good mouthful as well~
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>>9908836
i have some Android Quality™pictures of a Pikachu i found at walmart, but that's all i got. it'll take a while to post them though, i'd have to dig through my computer for a bit and find them all

>>9849532
cute, soft, cuddlable, emotionally attachable, there a huge number of reasons why i like my plushies. i fug them because it's more fun than jerking off and it's such a unique experience. my ex wouldn't even catch my cum during a handjob, but i get to cream all over Pikachu's face whenever i want to. only downside is feeling guilty when i try to cuddle later and i can feel a hard spot i missed on her face. that being said, does anyone know how to fully clean a plushie? like, after the fact, when you've missed a spot of mayo.
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>>9916542

See the 'cleaning and removing mayo' links in this post here: >>9880350
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When you're dodging traffic cause you gotta take a dump
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No matter how good you drive you'll always hit a bump
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But you will get home now sooner or later
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But cross your fingers that you have toilet paper
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If you gotta shit and you're stuck in traffic
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Your palms will sweat and your ass will twitch
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Ain't that a bitch?
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If it starts to come out, just give your cheeks a pinch
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Pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinchy-pinch-poop-poop
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Have you ever had to take a shit at a zoo?
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Maybe at school?
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Maybe in a pool?
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Sometimes I have to take a shit in the drive through
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All the girlies do it like Britney Spears
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Pushing out a nutty-butty, face full of tears
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Mr.T has problems with his colon
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Cause every time he shits it looks like Gary Coleman
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Whenever you go and take a crap, do you ever turn around and take a look back?
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Do you shit before you pee?
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Sometimes I pee before I poop and when I poop I pee freely
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If this song makes you feel weird,
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Make poop
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Who cares about the other people
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Just make poop
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Everybody has a butt hole, make poop
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If someone gets mad, tell them they make poop
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That's it! I haven't heard enough people out there talking about making poop!
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So what am I going to do?
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Hahahahahahaha
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When you're at a party and you see somebody hot
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They walk your way but your stomach does a knot
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how much of a loser must that guy be to shitpost on /trash/?
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They grab your hand for you to dance
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When you get to the floor, you shit your pants
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And it runs down your leg and into your shoe
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The music stops 'cause it smells like poop
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Whatcha gonna do?
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You run to the bathroom with your dingle-berry stew
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Sweaty slimey sticky smelly
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Fuck fuck fuck
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You run to the back and the bathroom's locked
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Your body gets hotter cause your ass won't shut
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Remember when you're out of toilet paper use a sock
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I'm Mr.Safety, but my real name is Cory
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Believe it or not I make poop every morning
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All the Asian people do it like Bruce Lee
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Shitting out a milky way running up a tree
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African people do it with a beat
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One time I almost shit myself riding in my Jeep
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'Cause I'm just a stupid white boy
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Does this song make you sick?
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I'll pull down my pants so you can suck my wiener
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People with a shallow mind aren't worth pleasing
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Cause everything I do it's always done for a reason
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And it's never the season for disbelieving
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So be open with yourself because that's who you must believe in
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No one knows what it's like
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To be stepped on
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To be mocked and left alone...
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Behind your shoe
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And no one knows what it's like
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To stink bad
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To have no mom or dad...
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Except your butt
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But my dreams, life isn't empty
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As my life seems to be
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I have a life, but it sucks
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My love is vengeance
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That's never free
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No one knows what its like
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To feel these feelings
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mods, do your fucking jobs
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Like I do
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Well, I can't really blame you
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No one bites back as hard
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On their anger
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None of my pain woe
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Can show through
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But my dreams, they aren't as empty
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As my life
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I have a life, but it sucks
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My love is vengeance
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That's never free
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Discover P. O. O. P say it (x4)
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No one knows what its like
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To be mistreated,
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To be defeated
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Behind your shoe
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No one know how to say
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That they're sorry
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For grossing out when you see me
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And I'm not telling lies
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But my dreams, they aren't as empty
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As my life.
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I have a life, but it sucks
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My love is vengeance
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That's never free
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No one knows what it's like
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To be stepped on
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To be mocked and left alone...
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This is ill, real heavy metal bruv, this one's steel
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When I dropped it that's the whole set killed
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I beat the beat, hold that wheel
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Jealous MCs wanna get through to me
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Ring my door [?] and I'll get you peeled
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Gamble your life I put six inside and spin this ting like a roulette wheel
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Ahh fuck, "please stop swearing", I can't you cunts
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You don't understand bruv, this one's nuts
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Cashews, peas and hazels stuff
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What, think you can take me blud?
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Who's a joker cause it ain't me blud
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Think I'm lying then call my line and get hotted up cause you called your bluff
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Ratatat, it won't sound [?]
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It's more like "Hello?" What the fuck
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This ain't a pizza, don't mess with the base, add any topping and I'll get you stuffed
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No branding when I get you duffed
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It's all messy when I get you scuffed
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P, I fly around the world you mugs
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So many stamps my passport looks rough
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why the fuck are you shitposting in THIS thread, you fucking shitbag?
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bamp
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>>9815872
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emergency bump
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