/sug/ - Steven Universe General Priorities Edition Last Th

Gold, gold always believe in your soul!

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>[SoundCloud] aivi & surasshu (RIP)

So we've finally made the change.

Also...

>mfw watching a surprisingly decent dramatic documentary on how humanity would survive an alien invasion.

It's still bunk, but at least it's entertaining bunk.

>>9739001
Why is her hand just floating there?

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I'm definitely not lonely. Not in the least. Who needs romance when you have, uh...lots of case files to go through!

>>9739082
i think its someone else's hand

>>9739085
Then why do you draw little hearts when you study those files?

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The wonderful thing about this image, is that your eyes trace her stripes. They wrap is perfectly around her thighs, like red lace.

Do you like this image?

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hello /SUG hope your having a great day.

>>9739099
It looks like a tiger down there, when her stripes should be random.
And what's wrong with her fingers?

>>9739147
>It looks like a tiger down there, when her stripes should be random.

Pretty much this.

Also, didn't we seen her bare legs in that volleyball game?

>>9739146
Fuck off

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>>9739098
A-Are you spying on me? That's an absolute violation of my privacy!

....a-and they're not hearts!

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Jasper has pretty eyes.

>>9739173
Then what are they? Dicks?

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>>9739174
>Yellow irises

Yeah, no thank you.

>>9739173
Does court sometimes get lonely?

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>>9739187
NO! T-They're uh....badly drawn butterflies?

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>>9739198
If I can be honest for a moment, yes. Very much so.

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>>9739174
It matches her gem.

>>9739204
How would you explain your superiors that you're dozing about dicks during work?
They might know you're kind of desperate, but its no excuse to affect your work

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Why is bloople such a fatty?

>>9739259
She should make herself throw up after eating

Why is every blue gem always top tier cute? There needs to be some balance, they can't keep getting away with it!

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>>9739259
That's what happens when you visit Earth

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>>9739264
She should. She should also starve herself and realise that she is only good when she is thin and pretty.

>>9739302
Agreed. If only I could do that.

>>9739315
Why do you want to Starve yourself? You're not that anon from a couple of nights ago are you?

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>>9739256
It's not dicks! Why are you saying dicks?! A-And I'll have you know that my work quality has been nothing short of excellent!

>>9739298
Wow, she's gained weight.

>>9739216
have you ever thought about hitting up Earth? we got lots of lawyers here

>>9739328
Do you wish you had another gem to share court with? Maybe another Zircon?

>>9739321
I'm not sure. I just eat too much, try to fast, but then fail at it. It just keeps happening over and over, all I want is to be really skinny

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>My birthday is in two weeks.

Well, I think I deserve a gift.

Should I get this one?

1/2

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>>9739366
2/2

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>>9739369
Or this one?

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>>9739337
Why would I want to go to a planet with a target for the Diamond's wrath painted on i--did you just say lots of lawyers

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>tfw the sadness kicks in

>>9739196
I'm already half xehanort!

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>>9739341
You get used to being alone with your duties when it's been the same for 4000 years. I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I shared a space with another gem.

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>>9739372
this one

>>9739333
Don't bully

>>9739353
I think you should do it. Make sure to have plenty of water and you'll be fine. I've went full weeks without eating before. I'm doing it now, you'll feel a little sick at the end of it, but you'll look great.

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>>9739398
>$200 with removable limb enhancers.

Goddamn it, that's a steep price...

>>9739403
It's true though, she's definitely gained a little bit of that Blue Diamond Court chub.

>>9739392
The heart has room to grow with another, or on your case the gem. Maybe you should speak to Yellow Zircon.

>>9739424
She can't help it, and all those Pearls taking behind her back don't help.

>>9739438
I think she needs to go on a diet. It's improper for a Pearl to shoot up in dress size.

>>9739418
how tall is it for $200? theres a 77 cm tall one, without enhancers, for $150 on etsy

>>9739392
Plz marry me

>>9739418
I like the aquamarine one.

>>9739446
That's what everybody else is saying, but every time she gets more nervous and end up eating more.
It doesn't help that Blue Diamond is getting a liking to her new form.

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"Is that a snickers?"

>>9739458
Yeah, it's pretty cute.

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>>9739452
That's the same one, there are options for one with or without removable limb enhancers.

>>9739458
I was considering Aquamarine due to its cost, but I'm not sure if 30 cm is life-size.

>>9739374
tons
MOUNTAINS of them
most of them single

>>9739474
you probably should get the aquamarine one then if you dont have the money

>>9739467
Sure, go for it, just look up in my front pocket

>>9739464
Hmm, so has blue Diamond being giving her the food? It's not easy getting it on Homeworld

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>>9739432
Yellow Zircon is the last gem I would want to associate with on a romantic level. She's so unbelievably smug, it's infuriating!
>>9739453
M-Marry? What is that? Is it good?

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>>9739479
Well I have 4000 years of vacation time to use up.

>>9739412
How many weeks have you gone?

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>>9739482
Money shouldn't be an issue, but I'm also going to a Kingdom Hearts concert next week and I'm going to need money for that too.

I might bring this fucker with me for some brownie points and ass pats.

>>9739204
Well if that's what they are how would you like some fat juicy butterflies resting across your face, just inches from your lips, pressed up to your beautiful nose so you can get a good smell of their scent?

>>9739493
Why do you think they came to earth?
Taking food from the zoo was too obvious

>>9739509
When you get here, I need you to do me a favor, look this up for me, "Ace Attorney's"

>>9739501
Marriage is like a permanent fusion, except you only fuse in occasions with little gems coming out these fusions.

>>9739530
Fattening your Pearl up is wrong. Blue Diamond should know better.

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*Pushes fingers in your mouth* Ugh, disgusting.

>>9739569
She's just waiting to Yellow diamond to come and sing her about why is not good to drive your fetishes in somebody else.

>>9739583
Every fucked in Blur's court has a little "reinforcement" around their form.

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>>9739527
I'm on to you.
>>9739545
Alright, I can certainly do that for you.
>>9739567
Hmmm...that sounds interesting. But I need you to clarify "little gems". Do you mean a smaller kind of gem, like an Aquamarine? Or Rubies?

...Please don't let it be Rubies.

>>9739487
"This earthfood tastes nutty"

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>>9739603
>Do you mean a smaller kind of gem, like an Aquamarine? Or Rubies?

I believe that the person you are talking to is referring to sexual reproduction, something that your species does not go though under normal circumstances.

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>>9739637
O-Oh....l really should have gotten that.

>>9739603
Big fat dick rubbing against Zircon's cheek.
You know you love it.

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>>9739677
T-That's lewd!

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>>9739659
>O-Oh....l really should have gotten that.

That is understandable, the usage of figurative language is something that is not natural to your species.

But if you do go to Earth, be wary of some of the scientific drones my galaxy's defense force has sent out. We are currently researching it to see if it deserves to be labeled as a reserve planet and is worthy of preserving.

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>>9739707
Alright, I'll make sure to do that. Thank you, strange robonoid.

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>>9732983
kill yourself

I bed Aquamarine has a pissy that is begging for a thick creampie

>avatarfagging
>roleplaying
I'm uh...gonna go play videogames.

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>>9739746

Of course, it was a pleasure conversing with you.

...That is odd, I have just received word of a large mass within the planet's asthenosphere and the energy readings match those from the scans we did of your species. It is probably just another one of those geoweapons your Diamonds are fans of using.

Seeing as how the Defense Force has decided that the loss of this planet's biotic life is far too devastating we shall safely extract the mass and, after a few days of arguing, will most likely dispose of it by throwing it into a supermassive black hole.

>>9739795
Hey, at least it keeps the thread bumped.

>>9739795
What vidya?

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>>9739637
>>9739707
>>9739819
Get that PS3/4 era Clank out of my threads, you aren't going to make me acknowledge any game after deadlocked.

>>9739099
kill yourself
>>9739770

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Pull the trigger.

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>>9739852
>Getting triggered by depections of a character.

Well, I think we can safely say that it's happened to you.

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I'm quitting the extreme autism for now, goodnight

>>9739966
>I'm quitting the extreme autism
>for now
You could end it all forever right now m8

>>9739987
how edgy of you

>>9740081
Thanks, I've been training

If we all fused into one being (Not a monstrosity I mean, just one human comprised of all of us,like Steveonnie) what do you think we would be like?

>>9740117
John Candy.

>>9740117
Fat, sweaty, gay, retarded, hairy, covered by Cheeto dust, pale as fuck because rotting in dark basements, temper tantrums and anger issues.

>>9738982
Lapsi, why are you angry as well as sad? Jasperi is corrupted and bubbled, after all.

>tfw relining and shading a pic and then you get to the lips

>>9740764
That's usually the point where I have to stop drawing and jerk off real fast

>>9739029
what happened to aivisura?

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are snake people actually the Goa'uld, so steven universe is in the stargate world

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>>9739372

>tfw no Crystal Gem prostitution pics

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>>9740950
No, they're reptillians!

Finally caught up.
So does this mean the Lars/Sadie ship is dead? Or is Sadie gonna into necro?

>>9741281
Why would it be dead?

>>9741343
Because Lars is? Sorta?

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NEW EPISODES WHEN I JUST WANT TITLES PLEASE

>>9741462
Lars dies FOR REAL next time.

>>9741357
But he's not dead anymore.

>>9741480
But is he not dead or is he undead?

Abuse Peridot.

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>>9741574

If I want a gem to gain a few pounds, is it okay to rub their tummy as they eat?

>>9741701
Just tell them to shapeshift you ninny

Do you think Navy just got herself and Eyeball after stealing back the Roaming eye? Or did she take the take to find everyone else in her squad?

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The world has had many cases if people hurting others and excuse it with having been hurt themselves. It is possible that you may meet someone like that, they might be a friend, or family member, or even, at times, yourself.

I want you to think about that, and I want you to think of a way you can prevent it being yourself, or someone you know.

>>9741701
would you let a gem vore you?

>>9741721
It's just not the same. I want to feel their form grow as they enjoy delicious, fatty earthfood. I want to see them sigh all nice and full

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Why the hell was there roleplaying in the thread?

>>9741755
>ywn be enjoyed as an earth delicacy as a gem eats you

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Who wants me to jerk my little ding dong and to what character

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>>9741574
>Sexually Abuse Peridot
Yes

>>9739577
You are the one who stuck your fingers in there lady. Don't blame me.

>>9741462
When Europe stops being attacked by muslims

>>9741840
I do and Blue Pearl

>>9741932
Why?
And do you have any photos?

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>ywn get raped by Malachite tentacles with Lapis and Jasper

>>9741910
Is that the fucking Barrier Trio?

>>9739099
Her frame is too petite and they went overboard on her stripes. The nails look weird. I'm also tired of seeing this posted every single thread on here and /co/

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>>9741750
Stop it. You are not a real fortune-teller.

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Beautiful

>>9741927
Norawy, Iceland, Croatia, Ukraine, and the Baltic countries are not under as much pressure from Arab and other Muslim majority nations as Belgium and France.

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>>9742013
Wow, I'm so glad to see oro sexualizing Jasper just as much as lapis. The untapped jaspis niche is porn of them not doing it with each other, but something hands-off or POV involving the both of them

>>9742129
>"Go fuck yourself, Jasper."

>>9741765
You picked the wrong characters to force your fetish on. Gems don't eat normally. When they do eat, they don't process the food into energy. It just passes through their forms. Because they don't process it, the food has no effect on their physical appearance.

Pick someone human instead.

I think I've got a blood fetishe

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...

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The bulk of the Asian fans are left in the dark about YZ's true color

>>9742529
>>9742535
>>9742544
>>9742013
Why do asians have better taste in ships than westerners

>>9742544
or these are all implied to be happening in the court room

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>Gonna jerk it
>Phone rings
>Wakes everyone else up
REEEEE

>>9742565

Because Westerners are driven to stand out by having the least popular ships and most disgusting fetishes.

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>>9742606

That is why I live alone.

>>9742565
More freedom because of the lack of oversensitive callout culture. At least on twitter... I've seen sjws going after Asians that can barely muster a word of English on tumblr

>>9742565
They almost always have the most disgusting, abhorrent art styles though.

>>9742630
why my I attracted to Greg. Why do I want his fat cock inside me.

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>>9742715
It is only natural. No one can ignore the universe.

>>9742691
All an opinion

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>>9742691
What is disgusting about >>9742544 >>9742535 and pic related?

Versus the overwhelmingly popular in the west trash like Blushmallet, cubedcoconut, and the like

>>9742715
Greg is for Rose only. Reeeeeeeeeeeereeee.

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Requesting a drawfag to draw more of blue diamond showing off her legs

>>9742771
Blushmallet is actually very good.

>>9742535
I love simple art like this, it's just got this... Charming quality about it. It's hard to put into a sentence.

>>9742865
>BLURmallet
>brushmanlet
>blush "what's anatomy?" mallet
m8, please do everyone a favor and kill yourself

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you ever sleep all the normal hours but you're still tired when you wake up

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>>9742893
>>9742865

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>>9742913
I'm perpetually tired
I only go to bed when my body gives up for good

>>9742892
That one's a Doraemon reference. But yes, this artist puts out some simple but nicely constructed stuff

>>9742913
i'm always tired but i can never seem to get to sleep

>>9742771
Most Asian fans go for that weeb style, all that cutesy bishojo/bishonen/chibi bullshit. There are always a few good ones but most of them are trash.

I don't see how those you've quoted are any better than the garbage blushmallet and cubedcoconut produce.

>>9742921
Very kawaii

>>9742943
>This >>9742771 isn't any better than 4-fingered cock-navel blushmallet
B8
So, are either of the zircon pieces linked "disgusting and abhorrent" as you said?

Hey, I wrote the first thing I've written in months. It's sort of my endgame in a scenario where Pearl is the big bad.

https://pastebin.com/TcZxkELD

What does /sug/ think? I've been wanting to get into writefagging.

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I came to this 10 times

>>9743101
Gross

>>9743140
how?

Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis

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ʰᵒᵗᵈᵒᵍˢ

>>9738982
Source and/or link confirming that there will be no new episodes until 2018? Like why??

>>9743271
There isn't any
There has been no word on when

>ywn meet a new gem and convince them you need to cum on them once a day to survive

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Jump

>>9743271
It's a dumb /co/ rumor. Most likely, we'll see them in August this year.

>>9743310
i would if i could

>>9743153
Greg and Rose fucking is gross. Think of the fat

>>9743419
I dont think greg was THAT fat when he was young.

>>9743456
He's just Steven with longer hair, so I see it

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>>9739376
you should kick back.

>>9743508
>>9743456
>Greg always had the same weight throughout his life.
>>>/out/
NOW

>>9743536
He's fatter now. But when he was young he had the exact same face as Steven, which creeps me out

>>9743339
Make it happen Anon, we believe in you.

>>9743419
>>9743456
>>9743508
Greg was a little pudgy in the flashbacks but far from fat.
Rose is probably supposed to be muscular like Jasper.

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>>9743536
He had, his density changed. His egg cell had about 0.0001 the density of a neutron star.

Did galaxy finish that Jascon fusion yet?

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>>9742812
Rose is dead. He is available to fit his thickness into Anon if he wants to. Unless you think Greg should fuck Steven.

>>9743631
Whatever, jokester.

>>9743723
I hate this picture so much

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>>9743734
Because his dick is too small?

>>9743723
Greg loved Rose not anon, he will never get with another gem. He is loyal

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What if Blue Diamond got barned

>>9743747
After your love passes away, it is okay to move on and find new love. Anyone who truly loves you would want this for you.

Also, maybe Greg doesn't want love from Anon. Maybe he just needs to unload a few years of backed up seed?

>>9743749
id rather Blue enjoy Greg's company that get Barn'd

>>9743780
No, it's not okay to move on. You are betraying the other person, when they can't be there. What's the difference between that and "moving on" when they're in another country?

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>>9743730
wolframalpha is great for such stuff.
I guessed 100kg, which gave me about 2.8 * 10^10 g/cm^3, or 4.55 slugs per hogshead in Imperial units.

are there any rose lewds where she isnt a complete slut

>>9743798
Because if they are dead, they are never coming back. No matter how far another country is, they can conceivably come back.

>>9743808
Who?

>>9743816
That isn't an excuse to go with someone else. They loved you and you are leaving them . Why can't you see that is wrong?

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>>9743780
Especially when that new love also had the love passed away

>>9743788
I'd be fine with that.

This just got really sad here, really fast.

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this show is for babies

>>9743928
I am 5 months old

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>>9743900

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>>9743900
bah, loss is temporary. Things always change anyway, in the end what matters is to remember one is worth loving.

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>>9743928
*infants

>>9742715
you do not choose the murdercock. the murdercock chooses you!

>>9743978
haha she has a little bird dressed like her under her hat

Did that anon who was writing the Lapiven shower story post it?

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>>9743838
They left you by dying. No fault of their own. It is just what happens. Keeping yourself single, while a valid option, is not always the healthy option.

>>9743849
Sometimes that works. Sometimes that doesn't. I hope it works for Greg.

>>9743990
yes, she's adorable. Her bird is called Avery, after Tex.

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>>9743900

It may be sad in here, but I'm happy!

>>9744027
Good anon!
Keep that optimism glowing!

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>>9744037
Easy peasy!

>>9744001
It's the only option you are betraying them if you leave for another person. You said it yourself it's not their fault why died, why punish them by replacing them?

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big blue feet

Whats your favorite gem?

Whats your least favorite gem?

How would you feel if they fucked?

>>9744175
Steven

Pearl

Disgusted

>>9744175
Jasper

Peridot

ugh

>>9744111
You can't betray the dead. Only an idiot would think you can.

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galaxy here
sorry for avatarfagging so much. getting back to work now.

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>>9744175
>Whats your favorite gem?
Pearl

>Whats your least favorite gem?
Jasper

>How would you feel if they fucked?
Aroused.

what if peridot was replaced by peridoodle

>>9744295
The show would get 10x better

What if Steven became an absolute hunk?

>>9744270
I always find interesting the rp, but only on small doses.

>>9744337
Impossible. Tumblr would throw a bitch fit

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>A deals a deal anon, now you have to fuck me

What do?

>>9744247
You can, you are unfaithful.

>>9744351
throw up

>>9744351
Punch at the gemstone

>>9744111
"til death do us part"

>>9744175
Aquamarine

Fluorite

Horrified

>>9744418
Everyone hates fluorite :(

>>9744418
Six, strong loving gems go full force on one little hateful aquamarine.

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>>9744175
none

bloodstone

I'd be okay if it was canon

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>>9744351
ask questions. several questions.

>>9744501
like what

>>9744175
Jasper
Peridot
unspeakable agony and disgust

>>9744416
There is more than just Christian marriage.

>>9744418
Multiple vaginas.

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>>9744522
How the fresh hell I got in that situation in the first place. And of course if she would take me to the gem temple some time. And the implications of her being real.

>>9744534
there is more than monogamous relationships as well. Life is full of arbitrary decisions.

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>>9744175
Peridot.

Lapis.

Intense hatred for Zuke.

>>9744565
Personally i would love to take the offer, but yea i agree

Plus if we can go to her trash room for trash sex, cause thats hot

>>9744639
How does it feel to be a Perifag and watch your fave decompose inside the barn?

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>>9744639
just for you(gh)

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>>9744649

"For your henious crimes of murder and high treason, you Rose Quartz are challenged to a Pokémon battle."

What happens to Steven now?
What team does Blue Diamond use, and what team does Steven use?

>>9744674
As if I didn't lapidot even more.

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WEW LAD

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>>9744652
It feels pretty fucking bad Anon.

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>>9744711
MEME MAGIC STRIKES AGAIN

>>9744708
>As if I didn't lapidot even more.
just be sure to wait half an hour after each meal before lapidotting, or you may risk cramps.

>>9744711
At least she is being brave and addressing her eating disorder unlike Rebecca

>>9744711
>amber is a whale
We already knew that. As long as Sucrose doesn't get involved in this somehow there isn't any reason to panic.

>>9744756
10 bucks says next comic is going to show that it's a group therapy for eating disorders and Rebecca is in it

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OH SHIT, looks like you caught Amethyst, Peridot, and Lapis in a threeway

What do?

>>9744804
Record it and show it to /sug/

>>9744649
I'd worry about catching tetanus from something rusty and sharp in there

>>9744711
Does this mean Amber is going to stop working for a while?

>>9744804
Leave, like a normal person

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Who else longs for the sweet embrace of death

>>9744845
IOP is outpatient, not inpatient. If she went inpatient for her eating disorder then she would be kill, but she can work in outpatient treatment.

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>>9744912
I'm longing for a decent assisted "petit morte" if you catch my drift

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>>9744674
Thanks I guess.
>>9744804
Awkwardly apologize.
Fap later.

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>>9744912
me

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>>9744532
kek

What if Steven started sweet talking the gems?

>>9744175
>Pearl
>bismuth
>confusion

>>9744969
What if Steven started sweet talking the gems?

>>9744711
I hope Rebecca does it with her

>>9744971
You know Pearl loves her some thicc strong gems

>>9745009
luckily bismuth is dead

>>9745003
rebecca has the opposite problem

>>9745009
She fell for a weakling human.

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>>9744935
Oh I think I get it.

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>>9744971
basically canon anyway

Make me laugh please.

>>9745082
What's a robot's favorite instrument?

>>9745093
A xylophone?

>>9745104
No.

a robot's favorite instrument is...

>>9745093
a penis

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>>9745066
single is one hell of a drug

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>>9745082
I am looking forward to all of the Lapis character development that is certainly coming up this season.

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>>9745117
>>9745115
A....

Gear-tar!!

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>>9744939
Suicide pact when
I had been working on a project but then permanently deleted all related files when I realized I was a worthless joke of a person with nothing to live for

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>>9745137
Now I am upset.

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>>9745151

>>9745127
hahaha

>>9745137
no. It's a penis.

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>>9745147
tell me about yourself, anon.

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Pony porn >>> gem porn

>blue diamond gets BARNED

>peridot returns to the barn after being a shitty meme
>blue diamond's face blocks the entire inside of the barn
>peridot closes barn door and leaves

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>>9745195
STOP THAT

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>>9745195
hey, quit horsing around

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>>9745195
That drawing is absolute shit and you should feel terrible for posting it. Also
>not Applejack

Get the fuck out of here with that princess bullshit.

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>>9745232

>>9745200
Barned sounds like a euphemism for bestiality. Sort of how like Shrek'd means Ogre sex and Blacked means black interracial sex.

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>>9745193
I'm an introverted NEET programmer
I really don't know what to say about myself because I'm a really boring person. I struggled to make any friends back in college and now I'm back home where I've got one friend from high school who still talks to me. I guess all of that plus being so isolated for 5 years really wore me down

Applejack is worst pony.

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>>9745195
Sure thing Anon.

>>9745195
>>9745243

This is no place for a horse

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>>9745257
GO TO YOUR ROOM

>>9745257
No, Starlight is the worst pony. She killed at least 5 whole entire timelines of Equestria.

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>>9745257
>>9745243
>>9745195
>>9745285
Get out.

>>9745285
Who? I stopped watching after Twiliecorn

>>9745093
Theremin.

>>9745296
Season 5 villain, she first tried to make a communist society by stealing the mane 6's and an entire towns cutie marks, then stalked Twilight throughout the seires, then traveled back in time and doomed Equestria 5 times, first Nightmare moon won, then discord, then Chrysalis, then Tirek, then the two scammer brothers, then Equestria turned to a literal dusty wasteland. They fixed it and Starlight got off reaaally easy, like insanely easy.

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>>9745248
isolated? how come?

>>9745066
God dammit I just want to feel those thick tiny thighs

>>9745339
Are you talking about Glimmer?
Wasn't she the MLP Lapis?

>>9744639
Jasper
Peridot
Glad because it means Lapidot autists will have a meltdown

>>9745402
Starlight Glimmer, she was the big bad for season 5, she's being 'reformed' but she still abuses her magic by using it on ponies all willy nilly.

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>>9745368
I just naturally am I guess. I panic in social situations and prefer to be far away from people, and I really hate talking because every word I day will just let people know I'm stupid. I remember times where I could go a couple weeks without interacting with people