HG thread
First for primetime starts now
second for hurry up i need to sleep
>>9729601
>>9729631
>>9729634
I know it must hurt stone-age regressives like you to know that you share this community with true members of the intelligentsia such as myself but next time try not to embarrass yourselves before prime-time
>>9729692
>>9729681
Primetime exists when God exists, plebeians. Read a book before opening your mouth and spewing lies
>>9729716
>Fedora
>God
nice rp
I got lost
>>9729716
??? But god does exist, it's Eggman-kun
>>9729725
>the man looks dazed enough to be able to take his stuff. Still, Gaius sends him off to avoid any risk.
Not sure who requested this one but here it is.
>>9729764
Thanks!
>>9729769
>Gaius has certainly had enough of the god and makes surprisingly short work of him with his sword.
>>9729769
other shit
>>9729875
rooting for maria
>>9729875
>Gaius is getting nervous, due to the fact that these trees are tall enough to obstruct his sight.
>Maria being separated from Harusame
I love this new meme
>>9729936
New Maria when?
>>9729912
you did it. you won.
>>9729965
I'm so proud of you.
>>9729977
Thanks for hosting.
>>9729965
>Gaius was too distracted by the plastic figurine that he somehow let himself be killed.
>God knows how did that happen.
>>9729965
Smokey seems to have hired one of his friends to take out the problem and make sure she never starts firest fires again.
>>9729980
here's your shitty wincard.
>>9729977
>>9729984
>Gaius can't talk, but if he could, he'd certainly both congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9729984
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9730003
Thanks.
>>9729977
>>9729984
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9730011
>>9730053
Thanks you guys.
BEANS
Who would win
>>9730112
stop posting
>>9730112
bert sempsun
>>9730112
Who do you think?
It's too quiet in here...
Make it HG related
>>9730203
It ain't primetime kiddo, what do you expect?
>>9730218
Haha xd
>>9730203
>>9730218
Something more than this. Getting snarky remark from a man wearing a nice hat isn't what I had in mind.
>>9730252
Yes?
>>9730243
>Yet another numbskull gets flustered by a raw display of intellectual prowess.
Quite embarrassing to be honest, do you even browse at primetime?
>>9730275
Basaru!
>>9730203
It was perfectly, deathly silent until you had to ruin it with your unneeded observation.
>>9730275
Pshhh welcome to /hg/ kiddo. If you can't handle it I suggest you hit the books and come back during prime-time.
>>9730203
You could say that again...but are you going to be the change you want to see?
>Air raid sirens
>>9730341
Cease this disturbance.
>>9730312
I have no clue who you are, so please do not call out to me like that.
>>9730317
I'm sorry. I'll go back to being quiet. I wouldn't want to disturb the grim reaper himself.
>>9730326
>Subaru shakes his head no and chuckles at the thought of what the gentlemen said. He points to >>9730317 and continues to stay silent
>>9730333
>Subaru also shakes his head no at the boy and points to >>9730317
>>9730380
>didn't get shot at
>>9730203
Yeah, so? It's nice for a change.
fucken gay bois
Goodbye, have a good one
>>9730384
That silly looking cosplayer? What about him, is he the reason why it's so dead in here?
>>9730436
see you at primtime kid
>>9730411
>Subaru was about to open his mouth to contradict what Merak said, but remembered what the skeleton man told him. He flashes a sly grin and gestures something rude with his hand.
>>9730440
>Subaru points to his mouth and shakes his head, trying his best to indicate the skeleton wanted them to be quiet. He walks up to him and covers his mouth, afraid he might say more things after Subaru signaled brilliantly to the man
http://dennalwarn.ytmnd.com/
I keep on hearing about how fights usually go around this area. But I don't see any fights going around.
Guess I'll just wait here.
>>9730512
>Subaru places his hand on the boy's armored shoulder and stares intensely at him, not saying a word
>>9730512
You don't want to get into a fight with me, kid.
>>9730512
just wait until primetime kiddo
>>9730440
It would be in your best interest to not mock me, child. I can make more than just "this place" dead.
>>9730474
Hey, what's with you? Why won't you speak? You look like you've just been put on death row.
>>9730533
It's fine. I'll just wait here until this whole "primetime" thing this guy keeps on talking about.
>>9730556
Quick question though, uhh... Sir.
When exactly is this prime time?
>>9730565
If it is within your power, you should do more than simply boast, child.
>>9730512
Ka-ha. All in due time, human, all in due time. You don't intend to simply run up and attack one of these people here, now do you? Before long there shall be the opportunity to wade through a lake's worth of blood, I'm certain.
>>9730474
>Leo slaps the kid's hand away from her mouth and shoves him away from her
Hey! What gives! You're not afraid of that guy are you? He's just a guy in a silly costume...besides there are scarier things here.
>>9730565
I doubt it, otherwise you would have by now.
>>9730512
It's OK, we're here for you.
how much do you need a host?
also roll
>>9730603
When you see the intellectual quality of the discourse around here skyrocket, then you know it's primetime .
>>9730629
Rollin
>>9730629
Like a 7-10
>>9730610
>>9730614
Since you two can't understand, allow me to demonstrate and engrave my power into your thoughts:
>>9730533
>Specter Knight turns towards Subaru and, with a flash of the scythe, digs the sharpened blade deep into the boy's lower back before jerking it straight up, ripping right up through Subaru's back, the grievous wound mimicking the alignment of his spine.
>>9730629
>>9730629
Would you be willing to kick off primetime for us gentlesir?
>>9730629
very much
>>9730654
Thanks! Uh.... Kind person.
>>9730629
[rolleoni rollioni give me the girlonis]
>>9730580
>he's a tiny bit insulted that he mistook his expression as negative and slaps Merak across the face. He retreats from him until there's a good bit of distance between the two. Subaru mouths off different curse words at him, hoping this time he'd understand.
>>9730603
>the look on his face gets even more intense. He shakes his head and drags his thumb across his neck, indicating decapitation
>>9730614
>Subaru stops and thinks for a second, followed by nodding his head. He then points to the big scythe the skeleton's holding and the ominous red robe that covers its entire body
>>9730629
>A lot
>if you do it now I'll host afterward
>also roll
>>9730629
I'm sure we're at a good 5 out of 10 on the need a host scale.
Also give me a princess.
>>9730629
Knight/Lamia/Siren here I come.
>>9730629
Aight let's have 36 people here.
>>9730728
Reigen Arataka
Archnemesis Reflecto
>>9730728
>>9730728
Specter Knight
>>9730728
Alm
>>9730728
Yin
>>9730728
Gem knight Topaz
>>9730728
Me after taking Baron's cock
>>9730728
Tokoyami
>>9730673
>the deep gash left by the Specter allows enough of Subaru's blood to pass through, making him more and more pale with each drip of blood that exits his back. He falls to his knees, and then onto his stomach, looking up at the Specter, wondering why he did what he did to him all while only letting a few agonizing moans leave his mouth
>>9730728
your Angry Samurai Grandad
>>9730629
Give me something good!
>>9730728
Kaito
>>9730728
Mikun
>>9730728
primetime intellectual
>>9730728
Len
>>9730728
Ghost
>>9730728
Lana's mother
>>9730728
VR Guy
>>9730728
Charlotte
>>9730728
Vic Viper
>>9730728
Dark magician girl
>>9730728
Natsuki Subaru
>>9730673
Wow, you maimed a young defenseless boy. You're truly a fearsome fighter with honor...not!
>>9730694
Come on, that thing is so impractical! I can think of over a hundred ways to disarm that guy, a true fighter relies on their own two hands and feet
>>9730694
All that I'm getting is that you're mad at me for no reason.
>>9730728
Merak
>>9730728
Catling gun
>>9730728
Big Pajeet
>>9730728
Homer Simpsons
>>9730767
Best Jerma Rumble character.
>>9730702
>>9730629
>Filth
>>9730728
Miku's ass
>>9730728
Hoshi
>>9730728
The Scourge
>>9730629
S-Something good, please!
>>9730728
Sagiri
>>9730728
Eric Andre
>>9730728
Hunt's Ketchup
>>9730728
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9730728
Gascoigne
>>9730728
Leo
>>9730728
Niska
>>9730728
Etanity larva
>>9730728
Chelsea
>>9730728
Tsuyu
>>9730728
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9730629
Eh fuck it.
Rollan
Gimme a code
>>9730755
>All that greets Subaru is the cold steel of Specter Knight's helmet as he looks down on the dying boy.
My thanks for being an example.
>He doesn't look like he's talking; rather, it seems like words just emanate from beneath the helmet.
>>9730774
Honor? Heh heh heh.
>Specter Knight levitates soundlessly closer to Leo.
Honor just distracts from one's goal. Let me know how far this "honor" carries you before you must defy it entirely.
>>9730845
i swore there was a codelist pastebin somewhere
>>9730728
Uraraka Ochako
>>9730845
https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8
>>9730845
Let's begin.
>>9730728
Prisoner
>>9730845
Get on with it.
>>9730673
>>9730755
>If intimidation was the intent, it failed miserably on the vampire, who simply laughs and offers a brief clap.
Ah, the technique was marvelous! Even so, it lacks something...extra. Far, far too quick, I dare say. You could have drawn it out so much more.
>>9730845
>JwY7k6YP
>>9730874
I'm pretty sure you're making this on purpose.
>>9730774
>Subaru respawns and walks out from the shadows, turning his head to the boy yelling at him
I guess he's some kind of homeless veteran trying to teach self-defense. I don't think he'll be making any kind of money in this place.
>>9730777
Mad at you? You haven't done anything to me. This is the first time we've ever talked. I'm not the kind of emotional trainwreck that gets mad at people for no reason.
>>9730845
Oh cool, I'm in a district with a nice, supple lady!
>>9730860
Uh...sure? I didn't do anything, but I'm glad you're satisfied.
>>9730845
I'll give it all I got.
>>9730896
O-Oh, so you're just going to leave me with a worse replacement? I had high hopes too...
>>9730901
Then why did you just slap me and curse me like if I had stolen your money?
That makes no sense.
>>9730899
Every time. Every...time.
https://youtu.be/bX7V6FAoTLc
>>9730845
I'm willing to give this all i got.
>>9730860
>>9730860
Not only are you dressed like a sunday morning childrens cartoon villain, but you act like one too! What did that guy do to you? I should teach you some manners
>Leo cracks her knuckles
Typical tough guys like you always picking on someone smaller, so you can brag like people care. I hate em!
>>9730901
>Leo seems shocked when she saw the kid again, but quickly shook her head and shrugs it off, remembering that the laws of life don't really apply here.
He's a jerk and someone should put him in his place! Are you just gonna sit there and take it?
>>9730899
I am not. There's other people who posts entries late too.
>>9730896
Thank you! I'll do my best!
>>9730910
W-what?! I'm sure we can work something out. My quirk is very useful, Subaru.
>>9730910
>worse
Don't make me slap the shit out of you, faggot. Post your address and see if you say that sort of shit to my face.
>>9730924
If I remember hustory class correctly, that means we're the bad guys now, right?
Eh, why not I guess.
>>9730924
Nothing to regret
>>9730924
Axis powers? I don't like the sound of that frankly, perhaps we can rename our group later?
>RP's
If this was the code we were going in I should have put in Misunderstood Up-and-coming Artist Adolf.
>>9730924
Ah.. I guess I'll have fun watching.
>>9730845
My patience wears thin after such a long absence. Begin.
>>9730888
Dragging out the execution is for torturers. I am but an executioner. I take their lives, not drag them out until the bitter end. The screams of the damned are much sweeter when they don't peter out into whimpers and moans.
>>9730934
>Specter Knight laughs dryly for a moment.
What do you think you could do? Use your "honor" against me and last all of a few moments before I reap your soul? How pitiful.
>>9730901
>>9730978
I may need you again for a later demonstration.
>>9730978
>Anime kill your Angry Samurai Granddad
Damn those modern day annie-may sluts.
>>9730978
HMMM
>>9730978
No one will miss you anyway
>>9730918
I think you're getting me confused with someone else. Like I've said, I've never met you before. I don't know who it is your looking for, but I do know you've got the wrong one right now. Maybe the guy you're looking for runs some silly lab in the basement of a store?
>>9730924
I want to opt out of this. I don't feel safe trying to be strategical with a child and a robot cat.
>>9730934
Yep! Nobody here has done anything to me yet, so I don't plan on putting anyone in place. Maybe you should do it instead, seeing as how you hate that guy with a passion.
>>9730935
Oh...hey, it's you! You didn't hear that, did you? You know I didn't mean it. You're just as great as that bodacious girl! I bet you'll even win this game too. That's how great you are. Definitely not a horrible replacement.
>>9730944
I don't think you can make it to my house. I live in Japan and...this isn't Japan. I don't even know where this place would be on a map.
>>9730978
>>9730990
Hey, I would appreciate it if you let me leave. If you do I'll give you some valuable information! How does that sound? I know you're a smart guy that totally isn't a whack cosplayer.
>>9731022
The ketchup on the bushes failed you.
>>9730978
Ugh. This crap is going to kill me. What kinds of garbage do they use to make ketchup nowadays?
>>9731010
...know what? Forget it. I was never here.
(This guy seems kinda mental. Maybe it's best to avoid him.)
>>9731022
Of course I'd run from someone with a big sickle like yours.
>>9730990
I doubt you have been in this world for long. I guarantee you now, you need only give that time. There is a grand, glorious satisfaction to be found in turning the once strong in to begging sacks of terror and agony.
They'll all die soon enough anyways, after all. Why not have some fun with it, yes?
>>9731022
>>9730934
I think I put the guy you're talking about in place, but why did you interfere?
>>9730733
Sorry for the wait. I hope this is what you meant by the whole tentacle thing..
>>9731095
>fricken nice
>many big thanks
>>9731049
What information could you possibly give me?
>>9731059
I've spent an eternity here longer than you, child. I do not need any of your advice.
>>9731096
Get away from me. You're making a terrible choice getting this close to one who's humanity and warmth has left him.
>>9730746
>>9731096
Quick question, have you ever had a stronger relationship with anyone else than a sibling that you had? It's never been like that for me.
>>9731096
(They say this guy is some kind of weirdo psychic and I'm not too eager to find out why. Better not mess with him.)
>>9730990
Grrr! I'll show you pitiful!
>She quickly grabs the dumb looking reaper and delivers a powerful punch to the face, denting that helmet of his.
You boys are all the same! Cocky and arrogant right till someone like me comes along and sets your right, and I'm not done with you yet!
>>9731069
A competition is a competition! I don't know what's your deal with a man sunbathing, but whatever. I still got business to attend to! And why didn't you give that guy a fight before he killed you, like you did just now?
>>9731058
You don't have to act like this. If you just tell me what this guy looks like I might be able to help you. I've got really good eyesight, and I can interrogate others.
>>9731096
That's not true! It's good for production and jobs!
>>9731118
You know that boy with the blond hair you're talking to? I think they may have a plan to kill you. At the very least he has a plan to kill someone here. Can you let me go now?
>>9731118
You mistake size for age, ghost. I set foot in this land long before you ever had. Indeed I was watching to pass the time the very day that you did.
>The vampire places her hand against her cheek with a smile.
My, so serious, but something may be used of you yet.
>>9731155
Superpower by 2020!
>>9731125
I don't know.
>>9731134
What an unlucky fellow. I've never even shot an arrow before today. I'd be embarrassed if I were him.
>>9731151
He may have me captive, but I'm feeding him valuable information. I'm telling him all about your trifling personality as we speak. He'll let me go and I'll be on my merry way while you suffer the consequences.
>>9731155
>Pajeet in his natural habitat
Mariticide
>>9731166
respect your elders kid, in japan that's how you lose your honor. you might get bullied by your fellow students. and teachers. and even the head of the school too.
there's actually alot of horrifying facts about bullying in japan...
>>9731155
Damn. How could I forget to charge my music player before coming here?
>>9731158
I said forget it, alright? I already saidwho it was and you don't seem to get it either way.
>>9731196
What for? Is this what I get for coming to your defense?
>>9731186
Well I don't know about you, but if she was here right now, I would fight for her sake.
>>9731202
Thanks for the socks................ I'll wear them I guess...
>>9731202
I blame that gravity girl. She gave me a dirty look before we started and it just now killed me.
P r i m e
>>9731186
here we see the intricate rp of the animes.
tell me more
>>9731202
sorry but you had to be sacrificed in order to make way for a future superpower
>>9731202
I assure you this. I am the elder of most here.
>>9731202
>another kiddo couldn't quite handle the primetime
pshhhh amateurs
>>9731251
Then buy me some sweets, oldfart.
>>9731238
To be honest with myself here, I kinda miss my bed. And the rest of my stuff.
>>9731251
>fucks the qt in a closet
>>9731214
But it can't be me! I don't remember hitting anyone except for the two goons I killed in this game! I'm pretty sure I would remember slapping those expensive cans off your head if I did, but I don't! I have no reason to!
>>9731217
You never came to my defense! All that happened was you getting in the way of me eating my squid dinner. I don't even know you and yet you're acting like you've saved my life.
>>9731134
>Specter Knight watches as the rock flies past Charlotte and bounces off the ground several times.
Feh. A warning.
>>9731151
>Specter Knight reels as his helmet is dented. He floats backwards several feet before stopping.
>Without pausing, Specter Knight flings his scythe at Leo. It spins through the air at an inhumane speed, heading right for her.
>>9731158
You are telling me what I already know.
>Specter Knight brushes a cold, blackened hand past the dent in his helmet.
That information was meaningless. You stay here for as long as I will.
>>9731166
I've mistaken a creature of the night for a child, haven't I? That is not hard at all given your appearance.
You may not "use" me for anything. I belong to but one master, out of necessity.
>>9731202
She was correct, but that does not matter. What an embarrassment.
>>9731228
W-what? No, no. It wasn't my fault. It happened all of the sudden and I couldn't react.
>>9731301
>>9731301
PRIMETIME IS UPON US GENTLEMEN
>>9731301
>everyone I care about is out
Alt+Tab.
>>9731263
I get it.... We pretty muc-
>Alm coughs blood before continuing his sentence.
got ourselves killed.... But if anyone... Is listening to me...... Tell Cecilia........ That I..........
>Alm then proceeds to fall over, he stops breathing as his body starts to get cold.
>>9731284
I'm sure you're just pretending at this point.
And if it really wasn't you, then it was someone who looked a lot like you.
...now that I think about it, you actually resemble a lot of generic anime characters.
>>9731301
NO NO NO I WAS SUPPOSED TO ACHIEVE SUPERPOWER STATUS
>>9731348
poo in the loo now pajeet, it's the only way.
>>9731335
Was the one who came in her socks? Will do.
Don't be so dramatic kid. You're still alive.
>>9731287
What if I told you he was trying to get me to attack that said person? If you let me go I'll tell him no. I might even attack him in return.
>>9731288
That look you gave me when you overheard my statement was definitely the cause. How do you plan on taking responsibility for your actions?
>>9731363
But my village is without loos.
>>9731363
Not like I have anything to really worry about at all.
Might as well take it easy for now.
>>9731268
And why would I do that for such mortals?
>>9731271
>The anon does not survive this.
>>9731287
I choose the form I take because it amuses me.
>With a wave of her wand, a light shimmers across the vampire, fading as she turns from some child-looking thing to a fairly-proportioned, elegant-looking young woman. Even so the crimson eyes, pointed ears, and massive bat-like wings remain.
Whomever they may be, I am certain they pale in comparison to my own. Do you not loathe all of these living beings about here? Or do you still cling to what you once were?
>>9731341
If I haven't hit you yet, I'm definitely thinking about it now. Why would you call someone you're being rude to a generic anime character when it's not true? I guess the whole shut-in thing is similar, but how many anime characters do you know of with nice swept back hair, a tracksuit, and a cute face?
>>9731232
>>9731284
Forget the squid! I'm talking about the guy who pretty much chopped you in near twos! Do you like being bullied by that creep or something?
>>9731287
Eeek!
>She narrowly ducks as the scythe flies right past her, cutting just a couple of strands of her hair.
Coward! You too chicken to face a girl in hand to hand combat?
>Seeing the scythe lodged on the wall behind her, she quickly grabs it and breaks it over her knew, tossing away the blade and handle
What now, tough guy?
>>9731395
then you have failed.
>>9731403
I'll give you a shitty drawing of you for some sweets, is that good enough my elder?
>>9731419
Not trying to be rude, but you don't really stand out from the rest. And if you did, you'd probably have some ridiculous hair or flashy clothing either way.
>>9731433
I should really watch my footing sometimes.
>>9731428
You've got bad eyesight, don't you? I died from being infected by a dirty look, not by getting torn in half. You wouldn't happen to be schizophrenic, would you? The only thing he's doing is keeping me hostage, and I'm pretty sure it;s a game to him. He seems kind of lonely.
>>9731449
Hey, congratulations Gundam.
>>9731461
And thanks for the game, unknown host.
>>9731433
You have bested me but I shall return to the primetime spotlight after a good, enlightening novel.
>>9731449
Uh, congratulations.
>>9731461
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9731389
Why would I care if he does? In fact, I may just watch for my own amusement. Heh heh.
>>9731403
>Specter Knight winces at the vampire's last comment, briefly causing a flashback to his own mortal life.
Have I not done enough to indicate I loathe the living? Or is another example really that in order?
>>9731428
>All Specter Knight does is raise his hand.
>After a moment, the scythe pieces twitch a bit on the ground before snapping back together flawlessly, the whole scythe looking like it was never broken in the first place.
>Then, the undead knight jerks his hand back, and the scythe sails yet again towards Leo.
>>9731449
You merely survived the longest. That will be rectified in time.
>>9731461
My appreciation for this entertainment.
>>9731461
>4 kills
Not bad, it would appear those hours spent learning the ways of the blade and partaking in deep, intellectual introspection instead of shitposting people who aren't even here have turned into me into a fearsome duelist.
>>9731449
>>9731461
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting!
Is Kosaku here?
>>9731464
You're one to talk! It seems like you're jealous of me because I'm...
>Subaru throws his hands into the air and leans back a tad bit
I'M SOCIAL AND CONFIDENT IN MYSELF! I DON'T LET LITTLE THINGS GET ME DOWN AND I KEEP GOING AND GOING! I'M THE GUY MEN ENVY AND THE MAN ALL THE GIRLS WANT!
>>9731433
A trivial desire, but I suppose you have my interest.
>She waves her wand once more, a small, wrapped bag of candy appearing in her hand.
Ah, magic, how eternally convenient.
>>9731449
But congratulations regardless, machine.
And thank you, I suppose.
>>9731497
Ka-ha, and yet you hesitate. Perhaps you do yet.
Hello, my name is Stock Photo Man! You don't mind if i host the next game? First 36 replies please!
FUCK ME BOOCE I NEED COCK
>>9731449
thanks for hostnig
>>9731538
Slickity Slick
>>9731538
Elis
How utterly unsuspicious in any way.
>>9731497
Alright, no more playing around. I think I know what you want out of me.
>Subaru snickers, containing himself enough to blurt out his thoughts
You're keeping me here because you want me to be your friend!
>>9731538
Natsuki Subaru
>>9731538
Jacket
>>9731538
Pretty suspicion.
>>9731538
Gascoigne
>>9731538
Gem knight Topaz
>>9731538
Len
>>9731538
Shin-chan
>>9731541
and you need a good dick to the mouth
>>9731538
Reigen Arataka
>>9731538
Me everyday
>>9731541
Smegma?
>>9731538
Sagiri
>>9731538
Carling gun
>>9731538
Captain Harlock
>>9731538
primetime intellectual
>>9731535
I was merely caught off guard. Don't twist my intentions. The living perish beneath the blade.
>>9731538
Specter Knight
>>9731563
...
>Specter Knight decapitates Subaru with one swift slice of the scythe.
Let that be my response.
>>9731538
Aubrey
>>9731538
Yin
>>9731538
>>9731582
>shit
>>9731538
Big Pajeet
>>9731538
Haru
>>9731538
Lana's mother
>>9731538
Regigigas
>>9731538
Lum!
>>9731629
>kissu
>>9731538
Night Dog
>>9731560
NO, I NEED BOOCE.
>>9731587
WHO IS THIS?
>>9731599
OHOHO, ANON, YOU DON'T NEED TO ASK ME TWICE. OPEN WIDE, I'VE GOT A SPECIAL CONCOCTION BREWED JUUUUST FOR YOU!
>>9731538
Vort
>>9731538
Refreshing Sprite
>>9731560
Ta-ta.
>>9731614
But answer me this, spirit; is it because you wish for them to, or merely because you are demanded it?
>>9731538
Noriaki Kakyoin
>>9731538
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>9731582
I never said hero, but I'm glad you think I'm worthy of the title~
I'm just merely saying that I'm not the same kind of person you would see in an anime. If I was in one I think it would improve ten fold, don't you think? Media, in general, need people like me on their side or else they won't be interesting to consu-
>>9731614
>Mid sentence, Subaru's head gets cut from his neck. It falls to the floor with Subaru meeting it shortly after
>>9731538
Ms. Paint
>>9731538
Tsuyu
>>9731646
someone who'd really show you how it feels to kneel down in fear before a figure
>>9731646
>Opens up his mouth
>>9731538
Maria and Harusame
>>9731538
Stock Frog Man
>>9731584
GAO
>>9731538
Kitty tiddies
>>9731538
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>9731672
lmao wtf
>>9731659
Dang willickers! Who let such a beauty walk around town?
I miss the wasp chick.
>>9731672
kero
>>9731658
I'd dare say it would probably either bomb or gain an incredibly cancerous fanbase and-
Off he goes again. Great.
>>9731676
Gao!
>>9731668
Really now? And how exactly are you gonna scare the scariest person in HG?
>>9731670
>He grabs and tosses a thick glob of yellow, chunky smegma from his nether reigon, it landing in the pocket of your cheek. It tastes like a strange mixture of salt, hot dog, and cotton candy.
THERE YOU GO, THAT ONE'S ON THE HOUSE.
>>9731475
I saw you bleed out! Grr, forget it! You're obviously crazy to still be defending that scythe wielding maniac! after he killed you, last time I go around helping people...
>>9731497
Rrrr, this is annoying I'm gonna have to go on the offensive!
>Leo runs right at the sailing scythe, only for her to dolphin dive right over it and combat roll, she then tackles the reaper cosplayer to the ground, before delivering a swift barrage of one-two's
Say you're sorry!
>>9731690
I miss Bert
>>9731708
Kill yourself.
>>9731637
>Haru, caught off guard by the anon's display of affection, quickly turns his head around and moves away to avoid any future kissus.
Hey! What do you think you're doing? Don't you know to leave a poor alien like me alone? I'm busy with something, I don't need some creep kissing me while I get my super important business done!
>>9731718
Betas first.
>>9731690
>steps out of LE basement
>types in all caps
>goes back into the basement
there's your top tier rp that you missed so much
>>9731695
>he respawns and walks out from the shadows. He glances over at Merak, but dismisses him as some punk kid
>>9731710
>Subaru's attention turns to the boy that's screaming at him
What're you blabbering about? Listen, I'm not an actor. I didn't sight up to be in some weird snuff film. You've got the wrong guy.
booce is slang for urethra
>>9731720
>super important business
We get it you still jerk off to Ash
>>9731732
tricky draw me new sapphire, pls.
>>9731746
same
>>9731688
I don't know about anybody granting me permissions to come here, but if I can answer for myself, the kind of lady who could topple a cow with one shove! Of course, I wouldn't.
>>9731746
is that what the kids call it nowadays?
>>9731732
HEY TRICKY
HOW THE FUCK DO I DRAW HANDS?!
also draw more sapphire
>>9731795
>243 images
>>9731708
by showing you something you've never, ever seen before in your entire life