HG Thread

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First, mane.

>>9722442
Good job mane

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>>9722335
Chef Goldblum wants you to know that you're staring at his Golden Rod, and that it's perfectly normal. He also wants you to know that his private security team just released their K9 unit. If I didn't like you, he wouldn't have told you that.
>He shoots a wink at the Star Man, then does it again, just in case his dong was too distracting the first time.

>>9722409 (host)
I graced your venue with my, and Chef Goldblum's, presence. That is more than thanks enough.

Dubs and Hoshi kills himself.

>>9722432
You want me to use proper punctuation and capitalisation? I'll use proper punctuation and capitalisation, you limpdicked frogposting motherfucker.

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>>9722436
>Hoshi had stared at his dong for too long.
>He didn't realize he had just taken a piss over the dogs' territory.
>He sees them running at him faster than Soviet when he runs to his computer to say hello in group chat and post Russian memes when he wakes up in the morning, truly the highlight of his day

OOOOH SHITTT

>>9722460
>>9722500

>>9722487
>capitalisation
>s
Steal a rope and hang yourself, europoor. God knows you can afford to buy one.

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Don't wanna leave these guys in the dark.

>>9722244
You're even creepier than I imagined you be. I don't carry that junk on me so you'll just hafta to trust me. Or get your eyes checked. Not only are her's bigger but we look totally different.
>>9722287
Gross. I will hafta to throw this away. Guess I should feel good that I did this, huh? Do I get a prize or anything like that?
>>9722295
>>9722331
It would've been very uncool of you to do that.
>>9722376
>>9722392
Yeah, sorry. These guys are taking all my time. Congrats to whatever that is. Thanks for doing this.

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>>9722461 (Mizore)
>>9722523
The autograph was your prize. The ink contains a pheromone that will protect you from the pack of German Shepherds currently tearing a man wearing a star mask limb from limb

>>9722500
>>9722510
>He waves as the pack nears
We hoped you enjoyed your stay at Golden Acres of Bluming Fields Chef.

>>9722511
>he's so lazy that he botches the Queen's English just because "muh freedom"
lel

>>9722548
>lazy
Excuse me, do you know how difficult it is to improve a language

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>>9722523
>>9722436

>Hoshi checks out her boobs while explains to him her situation
(Nice)
>He mouths
>He hopes she is colorblind and can't read greentext, that would be so fucking uncool

I must have been put off by your fashion styles. They're similar at least. Nevertheless, So which one do you think I like better, now that I've seen you two?

>>9722581
she explains*

>kill me.

>>9722548
Not out fault the nasty ass bitch of a queen decided to neglect the letter Z. We Americans did the right thing and liberated the Z from oppression, you're welcome.

>>9722548
>being a sandnigger sympathizer
>calling it the Queen's English when that old skank is just a figurehead and nothing more
>not knowing that America improved the language and you eurocucks are just jealous of our accomplishment
lmao at ur life and country

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>>9722467
Do you want this thread to literally die?

who are our lurkers for tonight

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>>9722631
Your mother.

GET OUT OF THIS THREAD, ANON!

>>9722631
me

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>>9722631
>You go back again to being the MAYOR OF CANTOWN.

>>9722569
>improve
>takes away all the "u"s in words like honour, colour, and flavour
>pronounces "z" like "zed" like a fucking leaf
Bitch, when it comes to English, American English is the simplified version.
>>9722589
And, in doing so, you fuckers oppressed the letter "u" to bring back some irrelevant letter that no one cares about.
Sound the alarms and notify the presses.
>>9722610
I didn't know my post said I sympathise with sandniggers. Is the fat from those burgers of yours affecting your brain now?

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>>9722631

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>>9722631

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>>9722631
>Hiya.

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>>9722631

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>>9722631

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>>9722631

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>>9722631
Woah boy.

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>>9722631

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>>9722631

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>>9722631
I lurked for like 5 minutes so I can reply for relevance.

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>>9722538
Well that's pretty stupi-
>She stares at the attack with slight surprise, looking at her nametag once more.
Guess I gotta wear this, huh? Does someone even need all of those dogs.
>>9722581
Which one you like more? Know what the funny thing is? I don't think either of us would care about the answer. I know I sure don't.

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>>9722631

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Can I be Hoshi too?

>>9722742
you need a license

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>>9722746
Oh...

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>>9722724
>A stream of tears starts to run down Hoshi's face

You mean to tell me...

Nobody cares about my opinion...?

>Hoshi gets facedown on the ground and and places your foot on the back of his star head

>(muffled)
Is this what I am to you?!

>He feels a little pressure applied to his head by your shoe

Ahn~<3

Is the guy who was making the images still he or did he go already?

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>>9722631
Lurking? How rude. I was resting darling, resting. Trying to heal the masses here is a nightmare no noble should go through.

>>9722757
He went to bed a little while ago.

>>9722766
Fuck. Thank you anyway.

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>>9722724
It's also worth $50 on eBay now, minimum. Chef Goldblum might not need all 13 of them once he's erected his sign. You have good ideas, where should it be erected? Chef Goldblum doesn't pretend to understand how the common folk think.

>there will never be a game where everyone is Hoshi

>>9722759
Serra why did you dye your hair?

>>9722799
Cera, and she's far more manly than Michael

i miss hoshi's friend

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>>9722799
What? Who on earth are you blathering on about?

>>9722811
I'm not falling for this trap, hoshit.

>>9722856
Swing and a miss. I only wanted to make a stupid joke

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>>9722756
Well I wouldn't say that. Out loud at least. Someone else may help me with that though.
>With her foot on his head, she unintentionally begins to freeze it slowly.
Uhh, what are you doing starfreak?
>>9722779
Fifty dollars huh? I'm guessing that's a lot in America. My advice?
>Tapping her finger on her chin, she goes to an empty spot on the field.
Right here's real good. It will stick out like a sore thumb.

>>9722867
I-It was a good joke.

>>9722880
Good and stupid aren't mutually exclusive

I summon _____

>>9722896
a host

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>>9722877
Th-this is what you wanted to do all along, isn't it? Crush me under your foot?

That's right, what I think means nothing to you. I'm just a strange man who decided to talk to you first. Look at me, I'm not going anywhere in this relationship!

>Hoshi feels the back of head freeze over

>>9722929
ok. first 24.

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>>9722953
Gascoigne

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>>9722877
>He follows, hemming and hawing for no particular reason. It was almost as though he needed to make noise in order to breathe.
Here, I thought about here, but settled on right over there.
>He points at a nearby hill, on top of which sat a large sign carved from Hickory reading, "Golden Acres of Bluming Fields Chef, No Trespassing." He smiles as though this was particularly clever, loudly pretending to chew gum
Pretty good, right?

>>9722953
Chef Goldblum

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>>9722877
>>9722944
OH SHIT.. The cold... The cold is getting me!

>Coughs excessively

Is this the magnitude of how much you don't care, Mizore?

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>>9722953
Memoca

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>>9722953
Hoshi

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>>9722953
Bitchin tits

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>>9722953
Reigen Arataka

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>>9722953
Kosaku Kawajiri

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>>9722953
Uraraka Ochako

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I could host if we're that desperate.

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>>9722953
Alfred Jones

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>>9722953
Yotsugi Ononoki

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>>9722953
Beep

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>>9722953
Mikun

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Y-YAME!

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>>9722953
Kaito

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>>9722953
Magane

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>>9722993
Kys Asgore.

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>>9722953
Fug

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>>9722953
Filler To Swap In Who I Like

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>>9722953
Lord Beerus

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>>9722953
Deku

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>>9722953
Fyxes ass

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>>9722953
Rika

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>>9722953
Mokous ass

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>>9723014

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>>9723035
>Puts tape on the screen over the tail and face and proceeds to physically appreciate the artistic work

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>>9723044
I know that doujin, you little shit.

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>>9722953
skeleton

>>9722854
>pets

>>9723054
source?

If a tomato is a fruit then isn't ketchup a smoothie?

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I'm getting too tired to think. Might be about time I go to sleep. Later guys.

>>9722944
>>9722958
Huh what?
>She looks down to see that half of his head his frozen. She slowly removes it from it's spot.
Sorry bout that. That was an accident. You're taking this too hard. I'm not that special that you hafta to cry over me or anything. You're better off finding someone else to start a relationship with. I think that's what someone would say.
>>9722957
Need an inhaler, pal? Would help with the nerdy look you have.
>Taking a while to understand just what he wants, she gives him a thumbs up and a lazy smile.
Yeah, yeah. Something like that. Think it would be even better if you put those things all over. Good luck with finding someone to do that. See ya.

>>9723084
No, it's an abomination

>>9723054
wow so you're a baka ass AND a pervert.

>>9722980
Looks like it was b8.
I think you're OK to go

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>>9723085
Later, Mizore.

>>9723084
smoothies would require milk

>>9723118
>looks like it was b8
>you fags only gave me 22

>>9722980
New thread or here?

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>>9722953
skeleton ass

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>>9723070
https://nhentai.net/g/128167/1/

>>9723106
I just read a shitload of Doujin and have good memory.

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>>9722953
Junkos ass

>>9723144
yeah sure, baka ass.

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>>9722953
FP's ass

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>>9723085
Relationships are finished with me. I'm not falling into another one if I can help it. You look tired from freezing my mask off my own body. Go get some rest, sis.

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>>9723129
Might as well go in here, give me a new roster of dipshits for tonight's game.

>>9723144
Thank

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>>9723174
You see all this ass in MY roster? How about you eat it, faggot.

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>>9723181
Get on with it.

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>>9723181
Okay...let's get this game started.

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>>9723181
I'm surrounded by ass. I hope I don't get shit on this game

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>>9723202
ok deal. get ready for a dead fucking thread. cuz my commentary is as garbo as my game.
>>9723203
I love you. You're my new fave.

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>>9723177
Np

>Doujin Wizard Hoshi

>>9723181
>>9723206
>game name is cut off
Hmm

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>>9723181
Well I'm sorry i unintentionally tried to steal your thunder bro, that was my bad. I figured it was just some bait bullshit.

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>>9723181
A'ight! Watch this; in about five seconds, I'm gonna win this game, and when I do that, I'm gonna do a heroic speech about how cool and great America is!
Now, the main reason for this is because I need to boost my ego by 'bout 200%. But, before we do that--
>>9723206
I'm gonna book it to somewhere safe! Screw the speech, I gotta safe myself beforeI save anybody else! AH!
>Alfred books it, shouting incoherently and yelling things about his heroism and how cool his home country is. Not outta arrogance, mind you, but because of pure reflex.

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>>9723218
Here you go, my lil' snowflake. I hope this calms your autism.

Thank god based Grimes is here to host

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>>9723206
Your new favourite, huh? That's definitely something I can get behind. Although I'm a little bummed out that I died so early, guess I cracked under the pressure...

I'll see myself out.

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>>9723225
My offer still stands. Who wouldn't want to eat most of that hot animu ass?
>>9723244
Thanks, you too.
>>9723252
Stop. You're breaking my heart.

No dead tributes, btw. The dead only slow us down.

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>>9723229
Bones? You expect me to die by a bag 'o bones? Make like a tree and leaf, dude, because the hero'd rather die to one of his sworn enemies than a SKELETON! That'd just be embarrassing!
...The main question is this, I guess; why was the skeleton shakin' its hips at me? I'm spooked, and I think sweeping its legs was really disrespectful.
>>9723270
Finally, a familiar face! What's good, my good friend--
>Alfred is punched in the shoulder due to spooking the person he was working with, which in this case was Kaito. Whether it was accidental or deliberate is up to interpretation.
HEY! Dude, what was that for? You know you're, like, just as strong as I am, so what's the rush?!

>>9723270
more like breaking his fart am i right

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>>9723270
I forgot to link these to each other. whoooops.

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>>9723306
Unlimited Rulebook

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>>9723306
Believe it or not, it's not even personal this time.

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>>9723306
Just like I had expected it to happen. Hey, on the bright side, at the very least I had a good run! Been alive for two days and not for one! Boy, I bet she's gonna talk my ear off as soon as this is over...
>Alfred sighs, resting his fist on his cheek.
Get it over with this time. Make it painless and I'll give you, like, three cans of Coke for free!

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>>9723306
Oh look. the feast....maybe.. I don't read these most of the time as i post them.

>>9723337
Canon

>Try to fap in a public bathroom
>Some fucker always comes in and takes a shit in the stall next to me exactly when I start.

Fuck this earth.

>>9723351
>fapping in a public bathroom
Are you looking for AIDS? Why the fuck would you want to fap in a public bathroom?

>>9723351
Do you use your imagination?

>>9723358
>he doesn't fap in public bathrooms

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>>9723337
so yeah, stuff.
>>9723351
Fap anyways. Make that faggot so uncomfortable that he stops and takes his shit somewhere else.

>>9723374
>fapping in a place where it's basically guaranteed that shit has been smeared on the walls at least /once/

>>9723376
mm...I new i skipped something around here. Whoops. if anyone who died that night and wants to see it, pls tell me and i'll go back to get it. If not going ahead.

>>9723394
err knew, whooops.

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>>9723376
yeah. i'm a hot mess rn, desu.

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>>9723418
I'm glad there's a third person to this.. I don't want anything exploding.

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>>9723418
mm. getting close to the end already...I think...

i like grimes

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>>9723465
Who throws boots into lakes?! This is like the third one..

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>>9723333
Oh, stop whining, it's just how it works, you know? I already went and did it. Hehe, good old strength spells.
>>9723376
H-hehe...pathetic. Both of us.
>>9723418
Who even likes these?

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>>9723465
another slide or something. dunno
>>9723482
I like you too, desu.
>>9723487
They're my boots. you got a problem?

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>>9723499
KICK HIS AAAAAAAASSSSSSS KOSAAAAAKUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>9723499
... Why's my water kind of foamy?
And yeah I do! Don't you care about fish?

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>>9723499
Some peace before I step in and end the game myself next slide.
>>9723512
That river is for drowning and hooking boots only. Look for the other one where you get your shit stolen.

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>>9723529
Like she's going out of her way to avoid me..
Also.. I don't see a sign saying that is just for drowning and boots!

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>>9723529
Tbh, they were one of my faves.

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>>9723561
BUUUUUUUUULLLLLLSSSSSSHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

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>>9723569
such is life.

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>>9723561
>Kaito gasps.
Y-you really mean it..?!

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>>9723494
Whining? Hah! I don't know what kinda person you're taking me for, but I'll have you know I'm not whining at all! I'm just coming to terms with my current situation! Wait, you already did it?
>Alfred feels around his neck. After he feels nothing, he comes to the conclusion that his nation regeneration skills have kicked into gear and healed it already.
Huh. Well, I... I guess ya did. Spells aren't as good as the real thing, but hey, who'm I to judge considering I can't even perform magic! (Well, not yet, anyway, but when I do, I'll blow everyone outta the water! Watch me!)
>>9723561
Congrats, Kaito! Thank you for doing the service for us!

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>>9723583
here's that shit.

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>>9723589
gj. you get a shitty wincard.

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>>9723511
>>9723561
>>9723569
>Kosaku sighs, patting the boy on the shoulder as he 「Bites The Dust」. He hates attention, but he knows something would be suspicious if he doesn't acknowledge the boy rooting for him. "Well, at least it was only one person."
There's no need to worry, sir. Although I dislike getting second, I've no doubts I will improve next round. Luck will side with me once again.
Congratulations. Thank you for providing this for us.

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>>9723499
...Heh. You know what? I'm not even mad.
>>9723529
Oooh, piss off! I'm trying to win he-
>>9723561
OH, SCREW YOU!
>>9723591
Well duh. Just what'd you expect from a strength-enhancing spells, of course I did! You sure you're not getting forgetful in your age, old man?
>>9723583
Ugh. Congrats, Kaito. Thanks for the show.

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>>9723591
Thank you, but does this mean I'm America's top idol?
>>9723603
>Tab keeps crashing.. I need a new phone.
This doesn't look shitty, I actually kind of like it. But thank you for this and for hosting so late, we should all go to bed.
>>9723657
Sorry..

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>>9723657
'Ey, 'ey, 'ey! Strength spells are supposed to enhance your STRENGTH, not how quickly you do it! Blame me for expectin' somethin' a bit more bloody 'n brutal! I've seen playground fights more bloody than that!
Me? Old? Perish the thought! I'd go as far to say you're getting older than I am! In mind, of course, not stature, don't nitpick it or else the joke loses its finesse...
>>9723692
Hm...
>Alfred considers this thought for a moment. He's terribly confused at how a Japanese robot could even consider being America's top idol. After a while, he nods, snapping his fingers with a grin.
Nope! You're not America's TOP idol, but you can still be an idol if you want! Not like we broadcast this LIVE, anyway...

>>9723732
Y'all'n't've

>>9723759
Yaintve*

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Where are all the hot women? I need someone to deal with my morning wood.

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>>9723657
Why're you apologizing? You haven't done crap.
>>9723732
What, you want me to get more messy and violent when I start swinging a battleaxe? You actually WANT me to draw it out?

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Is anybody else going to host, or am i good to go with tonight's game?

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>>9723815
I am a hot woman. Please give the wood.

>>9723815
that's fuckin gay

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>>9723818
>>9723692
Well that just figures.
>>9723825
You're clear, don't worry.

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>>9723829
>gives you firewood
Don't blow it all in one place.

>>9723831
How is that gay?

>>9723838
Anything you do is gay you fuckin fag

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>>9723843
Even if I cum inside a girl?

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>>9723833
Alright then, give me some guests for a game, and make it quick, it's getting late.

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>>9723818
Well, I'm just SAYIN', my suspension of disbelief can only go on for so long! How'd you manage to kill me that quickly? I'd be willing to say you spared me... But we both know that ain't possible, so I'll keep speculating until then!
>Alfred mutters a few choice words absentmindedly while thinking of how she managed to kill him so quickly.
And I bet you'd be happy to draw it out so I don't know why you're askin'... Somethin' somethin' you're getting soft on me, Rika...

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>>9723849
Rika

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>>9723849
Shimakaze
(Male)

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>>9723849
Alfred Jones

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>>9723849
Yushiro
(male)

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>>9723849
Kosaku Kawajiri

>>9723848
Especially if it's a girl.
Girls like dick and that's gay as fuck.

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>>9723849
Layla

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>>9723849
Kouta-kun

are lesbians gay

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>>9723849
Zeri the Painter

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>>9723849
Lord Beerus

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>>9723849
Mikun

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>>9723849
Literally me

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>>9723849
Yotsugi Ononoki

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>>9723849
Tsubasa Hanekawa

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>>9723849
Me irl

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>>9723849
Hat And Scarf Girl

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>>9723849
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU

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>>9723849
Rubick

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>>9723849
Literally Myself Irl

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>>9723849
Assuka

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>>9723851
Got a strength-enhancing spell, an axe, and boom! Lifted that big heavy weight off your shoulders.
>Rika smirks in response, fishing out a can of Coke and cracking it open. At least you assume so, since it has the same basic color scheme and pattern but what lettering that isn't hidden by her fingers is in kanji.
Maybe I am soft. But on the other hand, hey, maybe I just don't care anymore.

>>9723927
>no flopping dick hanging

shit/10

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>>9723849
Bellona

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>>9723927
Nice.

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>>9723937
>Slaps the Hoshi

Don't give it (You)s.

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>>9723943

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Hurry up i got shit i need to do tomorrow you cunts

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>>9723948
Iria

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>>9723948
Takara Miyuki

>>9723943
Don't tell him what to do, gook.

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>>9723948
Volga

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>>9723958
I can't tell him to do whatever the hell I want.

>>9723943
Stop posting with my ava, faggot.

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>>9723958
>>9723965
This is kinda true...

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>>9723968
Which ava and when did I do this?

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>>9723930
I'm talking about the BLOOD, Rika. You can't just lop someone's head off and expect there not to be any blood! Ain't no mark to show you killed me, either, but I bet that it's some sort of fancy-schmancy magic shenanigan.
>Alfred shrugs, putting his hands in his pockets to show he doesn't care. In reality, he cares immensely, because holy shit the one person that caused so much drama for him doesn't care any more. On the bright side, he can assume that her sister won't bother him anymore.
Cool, cool. 'Least that means we won't bother each other no more. The matter's pretty much resolved now.

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>>9723948
Soundwave

>>9723975
Asuka. Right now.

You gotta pay the troll toll if you want Parsee's hole.

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Alright we can finally go. This is going to be a quick shit game because it's late.

Also i got an new background woah.

>hoshi samefagging again for (You)s
Activates your almonds doesnt it?
>inb4 he (You)s me

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>>9723994
Oh.

I don't care though.

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>>9723978
Sure you can, it really helps when everyone pops back to normal looking fresh as a daisy afterwards. You really are forgetting what it does here, huh?
>With a smirk, she takes a sip of her much-beloved soft drink, waving it off dismissively with the other hand.
Yeah, sure. One less chainsaw-wielding "nutso" for you to deal with, huh?
...And if you agree to that term I WILL stab you on principle.
>>9723999
Bah, she does it for free.
>>9724002
You know what? Screw it, let's get going.

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>>9724005
Well, why in the world would you?

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Also we're using the jungle code isn't that nice

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Oh shit we got an event already, the one thing i don't have a background for oh great.

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>>9724013
Because that sort of move works on them, I guess. I haven't seen any clones around lately. Have you?

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>>9724021
Well... The booty just now...

Hmmmmmm

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Yeesh, we've already lost a bunch of you people right off the bat.

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>>9724027
I'll rip your dick off and sew it to your mask.

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>>9724014
So uh. From a scale of 1 to 10, just how disappointed in ourselves are we right now?

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>>9724027
I got you boo

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>>9724037
Jokes on you, I know for a fact you can't sew.

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>>9724046
Thanks bae.

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Night 1 was just peace.

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>>9724047
Why would you say that? How the hell does that make a difference, you still lose your dick.

>>9724046
My ass is not that fat.

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Gotta go fast or I'm gonna pass out mid game.

>Hoshi is so disliked he doesn't have friends to talk so he samefags
hehexd

>>9724055
How would he miss it if he never gets to use it?

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>>9724055
>I still lose my dick

Oh shit.

>>9724056
Then don't fucking post the dead slides you dip

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Night 2 was also peace, but now we're at the feast, oh shit boys.

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>>9724002
>Alfred grabs his pistol and gets ready, wishing that he had picked another target instead of his "teacher".
Alright. Let's try and make his painless and quick. I don't wanna do it, man, but a hero's gotta do what a hero has to do...
>>9724010
Hey, this is based offa' real life knowledge. Blame me for spending a lot of time back at home, but I'd like to add a pinch of realism to my fights, okay? Fugget about it!
>Alfred sweats, not knowing if he's supposed to agree or disagree. I mean, he won't lie that he DOES have a heart attack whenever he sees her, but no hero could ever admit that, so he says...
I, uh... Yeah! Nah? What do you want me to say, man? I'm over it, and I'm over her. I will admit that I get a LITTLE jittery whenever she stands within twenty feet of me, but that's reasonable. As long as she don't mess with me, I won't mess with her.

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>>9724002
Just leave the trees alone. I saw a squirrel in one of them. I've been trying to find it and if these trees get cut down that'll make my job so much more harder.

Well, that's not entirely my motivation for preserving the jungle, I...I have some deeper motivations, of course! But it is curious that there's a squirrel in the jungle, is it not? Just what is it doing here? This isn't the habitat for a squirrel. Parks are a squirrel's habitat. Why is this one so far removed? These are the mysteries.

>>9724018
Monkey mutt? More like monkey BUTT. Well that was extraordinarily stupid of me, there might be something in the jungle making me delirious. I think it's the fauna. I went to take in the jungle smells and my head hasn't been right ever since.
>Rubick starts to hiccup, his vision becoming blurred as his life fades away.
Is this what jungle fever is?

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>>9724059
That implies he isn't fapping constantly. If I keep it on his nose will thank me.

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>>9724073
Hey, fuck you. I was working on my code.

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I know it's not fun when a host just speeds through a game like this, but I'm tired so fuck it.

Hoshi x Asuka

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>>9724055
THICC, not fat

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>>9724076
You writing a Lewd Games, you perverted fuck?

>>9724082
Stop this immediately.

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I should probably edit this image at some point.

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>>9724082
I've busted too many nuts to Asuka for her to be a valid candidate for a partner, Anon.

>>9724087
So... Might as well...

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>>9724069
When you deal with the fantastical that often, you expect the fantastical.
And don't worry about it, she's fine with you now.
>After a pause, she quietly mutters something under her breath.

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>>9724087
Jesus, fucking, christ.

Hoshi, is this you? Are you samefagging again?

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Oh boy i love it when we get two peace slides in a row

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Poor Alfred

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>>9724099
Yeah, not my fault the only loser here that can step up to my RP is me.

>>9724087
either puffy or tiny feminine cock. I like it.

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>>9724099
Nice falsefag, cunt. I know it's you posting lewds cause you're jealous nobody thirsts after you anymore.

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But he's a robot, how does that even make sense?

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>>9724112
Oooh, too far Hoshi-senpai

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>>9724069
This isn't very hero-like of you, Alfred. Gunning down an innocent Magus while he's been exposed to psychoactive fauna? Not to mention that you've aligned yourself with those that wish to destroy the environment to further line their own pockets. That's rather morally gray though, especially if you take the "I'm only doing this to preserve the jobs of hard-working, honest workers trying to feed a family." Being a hero sure is hard.

Also, be careful. Each individual strip of bark around you is a snake in disguise. The trees have snakes, Alfred. Snakes!

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>>9724109
And then there's this faggot.

>>9724112
Your games fucking suck, Hoshi. Get cucked by Rigginsmania.

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>>9724130
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE USE THE SETH CARD ON ME, YOU COLD BITCH!

>>9724121
YOU'RE TELLING HER!

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And just like that it's over, and we have the winner of the fastest Eric Andre Stolen Code Game to date, congratulations Kouta-kun!

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Hey ho it's the placements.

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>>9724137
Thanks for the game, Eric-kun.

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>>9724137
Good game, well played.

where were you when Hoshi lost his marbles completely and samefag RP'd?

>>9724109
kys Junko

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>be me
>get a good night's sleep after some shitposting
>wake up
>7 new mentions on desuarchive
You guys never change

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>>9724137
Yeah, we totally didn't get to enter any tributes so we couldn't RP, but we're glad you hosted.

Hoshi and I just got home, and we have stuff to do so we'll go back to lurking as well.

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This is why i don't host after 4:00 AM, it's just too fast too quick to be enjoyable. I'll make a win card for the winner, just give me like 20 minutes.

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>>9724137
Congrats, you. Real good work there.
And thanks, I suppose.

>>9724152
Which one is the dominant person? Because I think Hoshi is that kinda guy that doesn't mind getting pegged if he can do anal on you in return.

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>>9724130
This thread sucks

None of these guys RP well

>Not writing 750 events for every category

Why haven't they joined my event game?

My feet hurt

I wanna go back to my train tunnels.

>>9724146
oh shit lmao I didn't even notice that

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>>9724097
I've been home for like a week and I forgot how this place generally works. Gimme a break! Is realism that hard to expect? I'm not normal anyway, don't gimme that...
And you're pulling my leg so hard you dislocated it. I'm through with talking about her, and I'm over with her period. Saves me the work of having a heart attack whenever I see her.
>Alfred quirks an eyebrow, making out a few words here and there, but not enough to make an eligible sentence.
Man, if you're gonna insult me, do it flat out. I'm already talking about someone that gives me a sour taste, don't need to hide anything from me.
>>9724126
SNAKES? OH, GOD, NO! Rubick, what's the matter with you? How could you not tell me this information when I needed it? I could have died from poison because I wasn't told anything!
>Alfred points his pistol at the ground, aiming at a piece of bark with a determined expression.
I pick the right thing to do because it's for the good of everyone else. Sometimes, a hero has to pick a weird choice because it's what feels right, you know? I did this because it's what I thought was right. But... I dunno, the needs of the many outweigh the few? I don't wanna do this!
>>9724137
Thank you, and congratulations!

Post secret discords and their members

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>>9724154
Thanks for hosting Eric you my nigga

KEMONO FRIENDS DOUJIN

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>>9724157
Hoshi just faps all day, he doesn't like pegging. He will bang traps, but everything else is pretty normal.

Enjoy shitposting hours. Bye bii.

>The Mysterious Girl walks away after her explanation.

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>>9724162
>Rubick rips a piece of bark from a tree and studies it closely, before crushing it to pieces in his hand.
Do not worry, it's not yet midnight. These snakes are nocturnal animals, only striking when everyone else is sleeping. Devious little things, aren't they?

Snakes aside, I hope you've at least thought of the consequences. Each decision you make has a heavy impact on...well, everything. Did you consider the destruction to the ecosystem, the loss of animal lives and their homes? Have these loggers considered environmental stability - preserving the environment for future use by younger generations? What about the youth Alfred, what will they do when they need this jungle's resources? What's the history of this jungle? Does it have any sorcery? Where's the squirrel gone? Will the snakes attack society once they're robbed of their tree camouflage? Imagine it, Alfred. Millions of angry snakes slithering their way into the city to attack innocent individuals. What havoc would that wreak? Don't worry Alfred, these are all rhetorical questions. You don't need to answer them, I'm only asking you to think about it. Also the snakes...eugh...

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>>9724197
Yeah, yeah, they're... Pretty devious creatures, but I can beat you that they won't dare pull the wool over my eyes! The hero isn't that dumb, believe it or not!
>Alfred stares confusedly at Rubick for a few minutes, half that speech going through one ear and straight out the other. Despite having a penchant for running his mouth ninety miles an hour, he didn't really understand much of what the mage was saying; however, he did catch a few key details to note.
I have considered everything, 'cause I know full well just how important my decisions are. I mean, I might be hotheaded and act before I think, but I know something like this is really important to everyone. I think that this decision is somewhere in the right, but I don't wanna KILL anyone just to see it through! That's not what a hero does!

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>>9724162
Oh, come on. You were here for like a year solid before that? No way in hell it takes that long.
>Rika scowls, taking another sip before looking away and muttering something slightly louder.

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>>9724224
Sometimes that's the only option a hero is faced with, Alfred. Taking a life for the betterment of everybody else - it's a decision I've been faced with myself, although I never really considered myself much of a hero. It might be confusing that although just a minute ago I'm now encouraging you, but that's because my brain is currently melting. I have little awareness over what I'm actually talking. Delirium, Alfred. I'm in it. You don't even have a face right now.

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>>9724248
*just a minute ago I was against you
typo fix

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>>9724226
Alright, so MAYBE I've been busy doing politics and need to take a bit of time to adjust to normal! Do I LOOK or even ACT like how I was when I first came here? Come on, even you have to admit I've changed since then! For the positive or the negative is up to you, but I have changed.
>Alfred pauses, before tilting his head to the side.
Alright, I think I might have heard you that time. "She doesn't want to hurt you because I asked her to"? I mean, I didn't take you to be that kind, but... Thanks, I guess.
>>9724248
Oh, that's probably the poison taking effect. Crushing bark that's actually snakes in disguise is probably a deadly thing to do. Don't worry, though! I bet you'll walk it off fine!
>Alfred tosses the mage an ice pack, presumably to dull the pain a little bit. Alfred was never the best when it came to healthcare...
See, just place that on your hand and I bet you'll be as right as rain! Even though we're supposed to be enemies, common courtesy should still be practised! Are you feeling better now?

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>>9724272
>Rubick confusedly presses the ice pack against his hand, but then quickly takes it back off.
Is...is this where I should be putting it? Aren't I supposed to suck the poison out first? Actually, wait. I don't think the bark are really snakes. Alfred, tell me - how often do snakes disguise as bark? I'm running that line through my head and it's not making much sense.

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>>9724272
Hell if I know, I still just see the overarching idiot.
...And no. Not entirely. I thought she was in a terrible state-and she was-, so I just...tried to give her an outlet. Just like how I was.
>She's silent for a good long moment, before kinda just sputtering something out very, very quickly.
I'msorryforusingyouasaheatsinkforallofmypentupangerandfrustrationokay?
>Aaand just like that Rika turns around and quickly stomps offs.

>ywn inflict rape on yourself

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>>9724287
No, if you suck the poison out it'll probably kill you quicker since it enters the bloodstream. I might not know much about poison, but that's most likely the truth since, well... Why would you suck out POISON?
>Alfred squints at Rubick for a second, before squinting at the bark; after a minute or two, he slowly looks back at Rubick.
Like, uh... I'm not sure. If it's at night, you're probably stepping on one now. What kind of tree is this? Is it night time?
>>9724298
>Alfred laughs, before looking at her incredulously.
Ah, but this idiot is WISER now! See, I've made a few close friends here and there, and now I'm less-than-likely to make a stupid mistake - won't take back everything I've done, though. Yeah, you gave her an outlet, and I bet that worked out fine--
>Alfred's cut off by the outburst and stares at her in true confusion. Did she... Just apologise to him? Alfred F. Jones? The one that stabbed her in the back just because Alfred was pissed at her? He snaps out of it, waving his hand to her.
...H-Hey! D-Don't you know how rude it is to walk out on someone just as they're about to accept your apology? I mean, I guess I can't force you to come back... See you later? I guess I kind of accept your apology, but it came all so fast...

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>>9724347
I believe the idea is that once you're done sucking it out you're supposed to spit, not swallow. Although I'm in the same boat as you, I'm no poison expert. Though I have been poisoned many times...
>Rubick listens to Alfred and squints down at the piece of bark trapped under his foot. Peering at it closely, he can notice it wriggling...
Oh! I was thinking this was a hallucination, but now I'm convinced. Alfred, I can say with the utmost certainty that the trees are made out of snakes.
>The moment Rubick declares proudly that the trees bark is, in fact, snakes, a chorus of hisses erupts from the jungle. The trees appear to shimmer as thousands of snakes detach themselves the trees and fall to the floor, swarming towards the pair.
Isn't this wonderful? Tree snakes! I never knew such a thing was real, this is VERY curious...

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>>9724322
would if i could

post it
https://youtu.be/ePwjipxjAmA

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>>9724380
Ah... Ah? Wait, what? You weren't-- Oh, my God, you weren't kidding! The trees are made out of snakes and-- AND I NEVER NOTICED? Yo, Rubick, we gotta get somewhere safe! The snakes are gonna get us if we aggravate them!
>Alfred draws out his gun and aims at the snakes, looking at Rubick expectantly. He doesn't want to get hurt, but he doesn't want Rubick to get hurt, either. Protective instincts is what Alfred specialises in.
Dude, what do we do now? I don't wanna shoot if this is actually what you want, but we gotta make a decision fast! This is deadly! Fatal! Could kill the both of us if we make a wrong move! What do you think we should do?

>>9724387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJMIiCVeBKM

>>9724385
Do me a favor and rape Rika

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>>9724410
Did someone say rape Rika?

Then I...

I... The Star God Hoshi...

Will use my full power to...