Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>>9719426
So what things interest you?
>>9719474
STUFF
I love stuff.
>>9719450
Did you make a thread so soon so skitty and nick can have the old one to themselves?
>>9719520
Yes.
Never has he made a thread so swiftly before, or with Celestia as the OP.
>>9719539
I'm glad you have my back. So what kind of stuff?>>9719477
>>9719580
Stuff that is interesting to me.
>>9719587
>>9719614
When you don't post images does that mean you're on mobile?
>>9719643
It only means I did not bother to select one, and 95% of the time they are randomly chosen, regardless.
Addendum: I do not mobile post.
Mobile posters should be gassed desu senpai.
>>9719670
What make and model of phone do you own?
I make post
>>9719714
Witnessed.
>>9719711
S7 Edge.
>>9719714
How has your day been shiny?
>>9719720
>>9719746
What?
>>9719751
You gave a concrete answer to something.
https://youtu.be/hj6alOMQbqs
>>9719719
Checked
>>9719741
Good so far, and you?
>>9719825
>>9719873
Pretty good, I spent most of today laying around resting since I stayed up way later than I normally do 2 days in a row.
>>9719887
How much do you like JCs?
>>9719952
The fuck is that?
>>9719948
Yeah, I think it's illegal not to go.
More community service?
>>9719984
I have
JURY DUTY
>>9719955
>>9719997
My condolences.
>>9719997
Don't go so you can visit your friends in jail.
>>9719980
Only if you have a report date, which is different from your service term. The latter are the days on which you might be called to report, but you might not get any report dates. Not sure if it works the same way there but you never know.
But yeah, better not to have a sixth warrant out for your arrest
>>9720002
A reasonable amount.
>>9720021
>>9720012
Anda mamar al judío grosero, no estaba hablando con usted naco.
>>9720016
Yeah I don't know how it works. I've never done it before.
>go suck the rude jew
>>9720067
Oh right your family would probably just bail you out right away again. By the way did they ever have you pay them back for that?
Who is the mysterious rude Jew...
>>9720125
It's me
>>9720131
Thanks for clearing this up so quickly.
>>9720092
Well good luck tomorrow, odds are you will be able to leave. If not maybe you will get an exciting murder case, there's certainly no shortage. I have to leave now. You should as well pretty soon, it has been nearly three hours. Sleep tight and don't forget to dress nicely
>>9720142
Solong, goodnight
>>9720111
nah, continue talking about yalls pedophile interests instead
>yalls pedophile interests
??????????
>>9720165
>>9720176
Fillies?
>>9720252
I don't think this is relevant to Interrogator.
>>9720262
I guess the bun then?
>>9720271
Perhaps. But who is "yall"?
http://asiajin.com/blog/2012/06/21/nhk-news-explains-what-japanese-web-jargon-js-means/
>>9720298
It's all coming together now.
>>9720038
What?
>>9720283
Skitty posts are always a mystery
That is one way of putting it.
>>9720490
Oh it's a nothing.
>>9720544
Is this one of your buttplug jokes?
>>9720576
I have buttplug jokes?
Who said Superhero movie was lame, it's like scary movie lol
and if you said scary movie sucked then its hard to think of you as human
So, I was right. It is a silly movie.
I will accept your apology anytime.
Jesus Christ.
>>9720593
I would hope you have any kind of jokes.
help
i fell down
I want to sniff your armpits and bathe in your musk.
>>9720637
ANYTIME
>>9720682
wow so you just stand there and laugh at me when I'm in desperate need of assistance in the most unfortunate situation?
Some freind you are
>>9720702
At last someone used a good pony for OP
>>9720746
>>9720731
>every party ever when someone falls
>>9720754
How many cat girls do you have?
>>9720783
I have 560 crops of Aeris.
>>9720800
Post them all.
>>9720754
The day you die, I hope you respawn under a glass table with 72 cats loitering its top.
>>9720851
because, nigga.. you ever got under a table and had a cat walk around on top of it? it's flipping cute
>>9720800
https://exhentai.org/s/5f0fab17d5/907869-17
>>9720870
This does not sounds like the apology I requested.
>>9720878
Nice.
>>9720913
You'll NEVER flipin get one you flagellum fiddling feline
>>9720944
I am very displeased with you right now.
>>9720955
That's my special talent. I was never made to please.
>>9720993
DAMN YOU
>>9720955
What's your common lounging attire?
>>9720993
What if you were MADE to please?
>>9721031
T-shirt and jeans.
>>9721044
then I wouldn't be here doign my thing?
half way through superhero movie but I think imma pass out..
>>9721118
Just someone else's thing!
>>9721077
>jeans
>>9721154
What seems to be the problem here?
I'm using cargoshorts and a flannel shirt with flames on it
I found an old archive of me lewding in /b/read :3
and my rainbowdash fedora with little wings on it
>>9721181
What a unique and exciting discovery.
>>9721189
A true gentlemen
>>9721167
I don't think jeans are comfy to sit in for long periods of time.
Could you post your shit post station?
>>9721221
They're fine.
No.
>>9721181
How have you been Ruby, do anything interesting?
>>9721181
i want to be the dragonfly
The snake is trying to eat the rat backwards.
As dumb as her master.
>>9721316
>>9721316
that makes the snake sound like a victim of sex trafficing or something
>>9721339
ごめん
>>9721348
That is really weird, weirdo.
>>9721360
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
>>9721374
I retract the previous statement.
>>9721316
It's just backwards as in less effective.
>>9721462
I am aware.
kinda wana go fishing at 1am
I want to go skinny dipping in Crystal Lake at 1 a.m.
>>9721579
Ki Ki Ki MA MA MA MA
>>9721613
You know eet.
>>9721471
>>9721244
Meh. Mostly just doing finishing touches on my project for my machine learning class. Not much interesting recently.
>>9721624
How am I expected to react to this?
>>9721637
What are your friends like, what do you guys do when you go out?
>>9721642
Tell him how his pet choices are tasteful and you enjoy the adorable interactions between him and his pets.
>>9721716
So lie to them?
>>9721716
You want me to lie to him? Okay.
>>9721624
That is an adorable snake you got there. She is extremely fortunate to have you, a man of utmost taste, as her owner.
Now that Darwin has started down the road of lying to me how will I ever trust his word again?
It was a beautiful lie.
>Lying to your friend
>>9721821
Beautiful lies are still hollow on the inside.
>>9721841
Do not forget the part where I was peer pressured by Skitty. You would have done the same in my position, as we are all obliged to please him.
>>9721662
My IRL friends? I've got about 3 main ones, of which I haven't seen 2 in ages. My best friend is a high school dropout, but nonetheless pretty cool. We play MtG a Super Smash Bros together a lot. Sometimes we'll go out to play "ghost" with a few of his friends. This is a game that has to be played in the middle of the night on some sort of jungle gym, typically in a park or elementary school. One person is blindfolded and has to tag someone else, who are all not allowed to touch the wood chips on the ground. You fall off the jungle gym or get tagged, you're it. Bragging rights are given for tapping the ghost on top of the head without getting tagged back.
Honestly, I don't make many friends except for the ones I've had since my childhood. Moving to Pullman is going to be weird.
>>9721876
>as we are all obliged to please him.
It's true. I signed a legally binding agreement.
>>9721880
Do you go out to eat at sit down restaurants by yourself? What kind of places do you like to go out to eat at?
Well im going to bed..
>>9721876
I would not have done the same, at most I would have spoken my true opinion about the subject.
>>9721993
FAREWELL
>>9721998
>He does not want to please Skitty
>>9721993
Alright, watch out for those two spiders in your bed. sleep well
>>9721880
that sounds very similar to lava tag, which is a fuckton of fun. played it with my friend and his little sister when we were younger.
>>9721876
skitty is the master of peer pressure
It seems a new investigation in clinton may be about to go ahead.
but I can only find it on strange websites, I dunno how accurate these sources are:
http://dailycaller.com/2017/06/04/senate-committee-launches-a-new-clinton-investigation/
>>9721993
goodnight Skitty friend!
>>9721954
I don't tend to eat out. Sometimes I'll get fast food if I need something to eat and I'm going to be out all day, though I've been cutting back on that as of recent.
>>9722041
Yeah, I think my friend compared it to another game called hot lava monster.
>>9722126
How's it going Rubles?
>>9722126
Oh yea, was it you who said the employees would recognize you at McDs? So what are some dishes you like to make?
>>9722126
It was a lot of fun because if you were really agile you could jump from one piece of playground equipment to the next and get away
>>9722146
It goes alright. I'm just chilling on my bed watching some youtube.
>>9722177
Yeah, that and having heart palpitations made me cut the stuff. At home, I tend to eat a lot of pasta, and a lot of sandwiches/wraps. I don't tend to eat many vegetables except for broccoli. Today, I had fried ramen with chicken and broccoli.
>>9722205
That's basically how it goes in Ghost too.
>>9722251
funny how a game played in Virginia so closely resembles one on the opposite side of the country.
http://www.whio.com/news/weird-news/officials-man-unleashes-bedbugs-city-office-after-not-qualifying-for-benefits/TgZDOS7PwoFJBg7aVJyGmJ/
>>9722251
Glad to hear it.
Did you do much today?
>>9722251
Since you don't eat many veggies, are your wraps/sandwiches just meat cheese and sauces?
What kind/brand of ramen do you like?
>>9722324
>Bedbugs
Lol.
>>9722354
There's probably a hundred other worse things he could have brought, but he chose those.
Maybe they're close to his heart?
>>9722310
Well people move around all the time, so it's not surprising.
>>9722324
Other than writing a few paragraphs for a write up, nah.
>>9722334
Typically just ham, bacon, and cheese. Or sometimes eggs, bacon/ham, and cheese.
>>9722382
Treasured bedbug collection. They will be missed.
>>9722398
Do you cook the bacon as you need it, buy pre-cooked boxes or cook up a large batch and us it throughout the week?
WHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE QUESTIONS?
>>9722455
I'm sorry do these not meet your high standards.
Hasn't even asked for his address a single time.
>>9722398
So have you started your phd then?
Or does that start next semester/year?
>>9722419
Well I mean, it was either that or his tick collection, and those guys are a bitch to collect with their heads still attached!
>>9722449
>precooked bacon
*shudders*
That, is ABSOLUTELY, disgusting
>>9722485
He lives to far away.
>>9722497
Skitty doesn't?
>>9722497
You live in texas?
>>9722519
>>9722525
No, I haven't been down south yet.
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ASK HIM FOR HIS ADDRESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9722542
This doesn't seem to answer my question.
>>9722559
It would just be a matter of setting up some vacation time. Why, are you upset I haven't offered to try and visit you?
>>9722632
So, you admit that he is too far away.
This bitch...
>>9722648
>>9722542
So you're north?
near the leafs?
>>9722643
I thought you'd been accepted at Not berkley?
>>9722705
I live a state away from the leafs.
>>9722705
I have been accepted. It is June. I start in late August. Right now, I am finishing up my master's.
>>9722672
So you would visit thread people if you had vacation?
>>9722786
Maybe, I'm sitting on 134hrs of vacation time.
>>9722736
Fair enough.
What would you recommend a tourist see in your state if visiting?
>>9722740
Right, so for now it's assumed you'll get your masters?
>>9722834
Renounce that time.
>>9722841
If you come before the corn starts growing, I'd have them take in the flatness of the land. I've been told it's weird to be able to see for miles.
Or come during Ragbrai and ride a bicycle across Iowa.
There's not a whole lot to visit. It's a great place to live people wise though.
>>9722846
>Renounce
>>9722906
Your employer needs you more than we do.
>>9722912
>Darwin doesn't want to share
>>9722924
Share what?
>>9722841
Yep. Commencement is Saturday, my one final for this quarter is on Thursday.
>>9722963
So what kind of place will you be staying in once you move?
It's fun to play this song with the windows down around town.
https://youtu.be/ph9OpHxkjI4
>>9722988
A dorm at first, and then hopefully an apartment if I can get off this stupid waiting list.
>>9723058
What kind of job are you going to look into getting while there?
>>9723079
I have a teacher's assistantship that gives me a stipend.
>>9723111
So what kind of work does that entail if any, I'm not really sure how those work?
https://youtu.be/nZl165WDjDA
>>9723164
Mostly grading papers.
>>9722933
https://youtu.be/Ktv43aUvb1c
>>9723269
https://youtu.be/R3pKozPGuR0
>half of /b/read announces their departure
>the other half just disappear
https://youtu.be/0g21jLYn73A
>>9723401
don't worry, I'm here
>>9723413
How you feeling bud, I read after you left that you were having coughing fits or something?
>>9723433
yeah I've had a cold the last few days
>babs is a secret canadian bioweapon
>>9723500
What does rita do for a living, are you just chilling at his place while he's at work?
>>9723401
Maybe if you posted more foals this wouldn't happen
>>9723520
airport security can't screen you for viruses
the perfect plan
>>9723533
idk if Rita wants me to go along with your interrogating or not
>>9723533
Sw engineering stuff
We're just chilling on the couch. I'm on vacation.
>>9723401
>don't take advantage of this to touch me
Why would one ever not take advantage of a situation to touch a bun bun?
>>9723572
>>9723571
So what kind of place do you have, does babs get his own room, on the couch, or maybe an air mattress. With you being so shy you two probably are not sleeping in the same bed.
>>9723653
I have a guest bed but we sleep in the same bed.
>>9723691
>>9723704
I kinda figured I'd wake him up a lot but I guess I don't
it probably helps that I'm somewhat forcing myself to stay asleep with seroquel
>>9723691
Do you guys switch roles or is one of you the designed bottom. Have you two done it yet?
>>9723724
That's enough of your questions
>>9723717
If I sleep with my snake I always wake up in the same position I fell asleep in.
>>9723724
why you gotta be like that
>>9723742
like
the plumbing tool?
>>9723730
What kind of "toys do you have? You don't go talking about me at ponychan do you?
>>9723748
snek >>9721624
>>9723770
I don't really into reptiles or jews
>>9723758
This is not a family of questions i'm going to answer.
How and why would i. I dont even know who you are.
>>9723790
>>9723798
you must post more sweetie belles to get access to the advanced levels
>>9723795
What kind of food do you like to make and eat?
>>9722900
what's ragbrai?
>>9722963
Nice work.
>>9723835
Filly food.
>>9723795
>>9723790
Welcome back you two, how's it going?
>>9723867
I'm alright, pretty much over being sick I think
>>9723857
>ragbrai
You ride a bicycle for 7 days 438 mi (753 km) across Iowa. Some people will just buy day passes and do a couple days instead of the whole thing.
Well I'm going to bed I'll see you guys later.
>>9723950
Great news~
>>9723963
True, and that's all it takes to get across iowa?>>9723966
night bun
>>9723977
yeah it's pretty good
to not be sick yeah
>>9723867
Going ok
U?
>>9724048
About the same.
Just going to play some game or other eventually.
hi
>>9724490
Hello.
https://youtu.be/DKsDLKCczI8
I love Pinkie Pie.
>>9724549
Heya, welcome back
>>9724524
How're you?
>>9724622
just a bit bored
you?
>>9724622
Thank you.
>>9724652
I'm ok the last day or two have been decent.
How's the job hunt?
>>9724663
You were missed :3
How's uni going?
>>9724663
I have some new ponks you might be interested in.
>>9724666
nice trips
Going to find one when I get home.
>>9724677
True, so the living with your friend in the city is tempoary?
>>9724666
I think you have me confused with someone else.
>>9724675
Thank you.
>>9724696
yeah
I did it to take a break from everything for 2 weeks
I'll talk to my parents in a few days, if they don't let me in I'm going to rent a room somewhere close to home.
>>9724715
You're not the pinkie impersonator character?
>>9724723
fair enough... you should probably look for a jerb in the interim RK, there's no point delaying it
>>9724810
I always thought it was a very nice attack
>>9724826
kek
I'm going to make a really douchy comment on derpiboo i wonder if I will be banned by the time I come back
>>9724959
Hey Canon, how're you?
>>9724963
Yay Rap!!!
I'm doing good, woke up a while ago, just chillin and thinking what to do today, how bout u? :3
>>9725161
Playing some rocket league with friends, which is great fun
What the FUCK is the DEAL with the sexual orientation flags? Who designed these? Have you even fucking seen the heterosexual orientation flag? Out of all the orientation flags, which are very colorful and attractive I should add, the hetero flag is the ONLY one of them all featuring no color. It's literally just an LGBT flag that looks like it was printed on a printer that ran out of color ink. It's a gray scale piece of shit. So just because I'm straight it means I'm boring and plain? I'd fucking pop who ever made this in the mouth if I had the chance.
Also nick if you read this they basically canceled my jury duty, I fugin called on Friday to check if it was still a thing, I was told it was and BOOM, cancelled today..
My house is worse than a maximum security penitentiary what the FUCK is the deal with everything having to be locked all the goddamn time.
schlub club
>>9725569
being straight is apparently the plain vanilla ice cream of sexuality.
>>9725684
>plain vanilla ice cream
... wtf smokey but that's literally my favorite flavor, if I eat any kind of ice cream it's only gonna be vanilla
i feel awoke and HYPED as FUK today wtf
skitty's mad
mad about flags
>>9725569
They made the flags to be intentinoally insulting.
because we have to care about the feels of 1.5% of the population, not the other 98.5%
I'm gunna head to bed guys, have a good one.
>>9725821
bedfoals
BOSS BABY was an all around 8/10 movies if you say otherwise you're just a fucking snobby cunt that doesn't want to give fun things a try.
>>9725715
degenerate.
>>9725684
What's wrong with vanilla?
>>9725684
Sieg Heil!
>>9725569
I fly the gay trigender alligator pirate flag from my boat.
>>9727062
>gay trigender alligator pirate flag
pics
>>9727099
i'll make one eventually, just waking up for now. Hows stuff?
>>9727190
>how's stuff
Not great. You lied to me.
>>9727213
I'm sorr,y whats wrong? You'll have to be more specific. I constantly weave a larger and larger web of lies and secrecy because it's all that makes me feel like theres anything special to me. That and the chickun.
>>9727257
you need to create this flag you said
>decide to search for random discordapp communities
>find one for my area
>nice texas server be kind we're here to have fun and enjoy life
>cool lets hop in
>DIE DIE DIE
...
>>9727358
ugh FINE
>>9727385
They must have something against gays.
>not knowing texas hates
>women
>non-christians
>non-conformists
>non-white
>non-straight
>people with shit jobs
>disabled people
>etc
>etc
>etc
guess what time it is
>>9727480
>>9727480
kek
yall like hot fils right
nvm rita woke up
abort
>>9727630
>>9727644
oh
it's you
>>9727653
What's that suppose to mean?
>>9727660
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXYuL4yo0tM&t=4m30s
Hot fils?
>>9727608
fly it with pride!
>>9727568
diaper pony time?
>>9727727
Ky yourself
>>9727701
everyone's favorite thing
>>9727727
I'd rather go back to talking about how much communism blows
>>9727754
Fillyism
>>9727769
where's the sweetie though
>>9727790
you are so gross
>>9727800
"come" to sweetie belle
>>9727528
First and formost they weren't telling me, I just walked in when they happened to be lynching someone who was posting stevans universe links.
>>9727829
As well they should.
>>9727804
the KY was your idea nigger. I wanted to use this.
>>9727829
>lynching someone who was posting stevans universe links.
I fail to see the problem
>>9727836
>>9727859
that wasn't even me`
>>9727887
I'm bored,..
I wonder if Blame is a good movie..
>>9727898
It was an accident.
No ones watched Blame?
I guess I'm breaking new grounds.
Since when do you watch anime?
Do you guys like anthro, or OCs?
>>9727938
It's a long story but tl;dr I only watch non shitty animation like trigun, flcl andthat recent trigun movie. guess I also watched wolfs rain, have those on dvd and inuyasha, I even have a red robe like his and some dog ears.
>>9728002
Sure
>>9728070
What a good joke, that last part.
I am glad that you liked FLCL, though.
>>9728074
Can I post an anthro OC of mine?
>>9728077
kek, nah I don't have the redrobe and dog ears anymore but I did up until some time ago
>>9728070
>trigun
hell yeah
Why does blame seem to have like 15FPS
>>9728376
NOOOOOOO!!!!! i liked this thread >:(
>>9728412
>>9728874
woof woof
>>9728947
hai
3======)~~~~~>>9728947
>>9728988
Sow how'd are you almost done with that project thing? I'm watching this anime called blame, it's more or less... but still like it.
>>9729014
no, not even. that is why this sucks a little bit. even the most optimistic among us fear the deadline as is looms ever closer, a menacing cloud obscuring the horizon of a new tomorrow.
how did you pick that one? I see there is a netflix adaption that's sort of neat. What's it like?
>it's more of less
more or less what?
or is that a literal translation of mas o menos?
Because that doesn't translate so well to english but I catch your meaning.
>>9729072
kek, reminds me of that weird sounding word I read in the dictionary of obscure sorrows, I think it was obnubilate or something.
I was looking though scifi stuff and that one popped up, didn't realize it was an anime until i played it but I don't care, it's slow and animish, I like it so far.
it's about a distant future where an automated city loses control and humans are trying to regain control over the AI/machine.
>it's more or less
I mean I like it but it's not thrilling so far.
It doesn't? hmm, well I guess I'll stop saying that.
>>9729182
That is an actual word too, not all of them are.
That sounds really cool actually, does this make you a weaboo though?
Yeah it sort of doesn't but I insist that you continue to say it. I knew what you meant.
>>9729289
No, aren't weebs people thta try to emulate Japanese culture or something?
what should I watch after this?
also imma try and start using my bowflex and doing those excercises again now that my arm isn't fucking killing me
>>9729319
Are you not emulating their culture by appropriating their cartoons?
i dunno. spice and wolf (you will hate this)
hell yeah let's get fucking ripped
>>9729341
>appropriating their cartoons?
wtf that's not what I'm doing D:
>google spice and wolf
you watched this didn't you
>>9729374
Did you email the japanese embassy asking for permission to watch them?
you can prove nothing
>>9729399
No, I don't need to do that. Furthermore it would seem doing what you say seems to be asking if you can delv into their culture, if anything, that is weebish.
Yeah, you definitely did.
>>9728874
why do the foxes eyes almosy look catish
>>9729443
I dunno it just sounds like you have booked a one way ticket to weebtown.
It's not the worst thing I have watched. I can recommend more if you want.
>>9729461
forest cats
>>9729489
It's alright, I'm not really wanting to watch those kinds of animes. I just picked this one cause it's a scifi and one of my fav kind of themes so I took it and ran.
Those cats look dope
>>9729567
You don't even know what type the other ones were or if they even were animes at all you have once again made an ass out of u and me.
Did you know I have the high score on every arcade basketball game in a hundred mile radius?
New thread? Someone bake!