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Terrifying Renegade Pearl Edition
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sadie is a disgusting pedophile
>>9707220
How old is Lars? 16?
>>9707209
Last Thread:
>>9700537
Yo, galaxy, are you here? Your art is always so nice so can you maybe give me any tips on drawing and improving? Especially when it comes to poses, proportions and making a character look more dynamic and natural? My stuff always looks so stiff and unnatural to me, it's fucking gay.
>>9707300
Don't be a nuisance, pick up an art book. not them
Saved from last thread.
Post cute Lapis x Steven pics/fics/greentexts. Especially Yandere Lapis
Hey guys, what's your personal running theory on what actually happened to Pink Diamond? I'm still speculating:
>White Diamond arranges a secret meeting with Pink Diamond
>Rose hears about this somehow and decides to go off on her own and spy on them
>White Diamond shatters Pink Diamond
>White Diamond runs off
>Rose approaches the shattered remains of Pink
>The rest of the gang catch up with her and sees Rose standing over the shattered Pink
This explains why the Crystal Gems would think Rose shattered Pink, but it doesn't make much sense as to why Rose would take the blame for it instead of saying that White Diamond did it. But honestly I wouldn't put it past her based on what happened to Bismuth.
Alternatively, perhaps White Diamond has shapeshifting abilities and made herself look like Rose and shattered Pink in front of the Crystal Gems while Rose was somewhere else or poofed or something. I think this makes more sense but it's banking on the fact that White Diamond is a shapeshifter, which I think is entirely possible given how powerful Diamonds are and that White is a combination of all colors.
Another theory could have to do with the mural, but I can't think of anything to be honest.
What do you guys think? Also sorry if all of this has been discussed to death before, I haven't been around for a while.
>>9707300
Ayy I'm here. The best thing for improving your art is practice. Do a metric fuckton of gesture drawing. Don't just force yourself to sit there and do drills either, just go out and people-watch. Look at people, make note of how people move, how they emote, and how varied bodies are, especially side by side. If you ever feel burnt out, don't feel bad to take a short break. If you can afford it, take a figure drawing class IRL. Read a few books and study online for some good anatomical tips/how to render/how to do lighting.
Above all? Have fun with it. Even if your work is weak in the beginning, just a week of gestures will see you some awesome improvement. You can only go up from here!
>tfw you eat a whole pizza, 2 garlic bread pieces, 1 3rd of apple crumble and half a litre of iced tea
>>9707499
around 145 lbs, 5'9
>>9707509
That's... actually not bad. How did you manage to eat that much though?
>>9707417
I think White Diamond shattered her and Yellow knows. Maybe Pink slowly started to warm up to Rose and her rebellion and they perceived this as a threat because holy shit would that fuck up their authority if one them goes rebel scum. It was probably an easy opportunity to fuck up Rose's image even more as well so they went for it.
White is a bitch and does not give a fuck. Yellow feels like crap about it but tries to hide it and forget about all of it.
>>9707514
Probably underaged with an infants metabolism
For two years you've given blushmallet shit, for what?! Her proportions? Her style? The eyebrows? Is it really the eyebrows?
>>9707407
Quick sketch of the same request from last thread but with Pearl. I'm in a hurry so this is all I could do.
I will be taking more fusion requests, but PLEASE do not give me requests of fusions that already exist. The purpose of this is to expand the fusion possibilities. I hope you understand.
>>9707562
zircon and a ruby
>>9707546
Blushmallet's mediocre at best. Her coloring is alright and her lines are pretty good, but she can't into anatomy and proportions so everything feels strangely broken. Especially legs and feet.
>>9707538
>Maybe Pink slowly started to warm up to Rose and her rebellion and they perceived this as a threat
Yeah, I was thinking this was the reason why White would shatter Pink. Otherwise I can't really think of a reason why one of the diamonds would.
>>9707570
Which Zircon and which Ruby?
>>9707577
What if I told you that blushmallet actually frequents this general and hears everything you say about her?!
Who the fuck is blushmallet anyway
>>9707593
go to bed, blushmallet
>>9707602
Leave newfag
>>9707593
Let
it
go
Oh Blushmallet.
>>9707583
blue and eyeball
>>9707612
Gotcha. Will do.
>>9707417
Pink was the youngest of the Diamonds, with Earth as her only planet. When the rebellion happened, the other three treated it as a test for her, to see if she could deal with the problem herself.
On the day of the assassination, she (and everyone in her entourage) knew Rose was coming, but let her get close under the assumption that Pink could take her out. It backfired, possibly due to sabotage.
The other Diamonds don't want to acknowledge that they may have goaded their sister into getting herself killed in a failed attempt to prove her worth to them. Blue and Yellow are despondent (no matter how much the latter tries to suppress it), but White stopped giving a fuck a long time ago, which has alienated her from the other two.
>>9707562
Fusions that exist in the show or fandom?
Because I wouldn't mind a sapphire and jasper or paddy.
I wonder what type of gem rulite is? Same for the Moorganite?
i should draw gems in slutty outfits again
Remember, when fighting a gem, be it a Ruby or Quartz or Lapis, aim for the their core gemstone. THAT is where it hurts the most.
>>9707687
Which gems tho
>>9707593
That I wouldn't really give a flying fuck? That every artist here is subject to criticism and having a well-known name doesn't save your ass? C'mon now.
>>9707723
>t. anon larping as blushmallet
:^)
>>9707723
Stop it anonm your hurting blushmallet's feelings!
>>9707746
Wat? Nigga, I just said that BM isnt immune to criticism, how the hell am I larping as her?
>>9707750
Does blushmallet even come here
>>9707763
YES!
>>9707757
It was a joke
This is Heartsper. She loves you all very much.
https://discord.gg/CBGwSxs
Discord server for art/nsfw of off color gems
No image because indexer got mad at me
>>9707784
H-Hey there....
>>9707648
Do not give fusions that exist in the show. And yes, I will do that.
>>9707784
heartspear, does pinkie touch you inappropriately
>>9707719
probably the thicc ones
>>9707832
Sapphire and Ruby are thicc tho
>>9707687
Draw Blue Diamond wearing slutty pajamas
>>9707624
Good theory, but Blue said that Pink was killed by a sword. We can assume that she was referring to Rose's sword, but apparently Rose's sword can't shatter gems. So why is Blue so convinced it was a sword? I don't think Blue saw Pink shattered, because it seemed to me in the trial episode that Blue wasn't looking for a confession like Yellow was, but for the truth. Also, considering Blue's apparent close relationship with Pink, it could have been that Blue would go against the other diamonds if they allowed Pink to die to a Rose Quartz, creating even more divide during the war.
>>9707771
And she stirs shit up?
I'm alive /sug/ I am a really human being. I am real
I feel great.
>>9707793
Hi Zirconanon!
>>9707823
Sometimes she does... not often (enough)
>>9707841
>>9707841
garnet is best gem
>>9707902
I-I uh....wanna spend time together sometime?
>>9707911
A B S O L U T E L Y
S L U T T Y
>>9707956
I-IF I COULD I WOULD
I hope I didn't miss anything
>>9707417
I'm sticking with my theory that Pink Diamond set Rose up as controlled opposition because she didn't want to destroy the Earth (We've already seen via Blue and Yellow that there are certain Expectations of the Diamonds)
And Rose eventually actually fell in love with the planet she was meant to protect, while Pink eventually accepted she was going to have to destroy it (Or Pink An Hero'd via a human dick)
>>9707917
But how? Shes locked up with pinky all the time.
>>9707872
you mean a teddy?
>>9707969
Well, do it then. It's not like there's a shortage of rooms.
>>9708013
If I was a strong gem, I'd try and help, at least.
>>9708025
Man people need to draw more gloomy blue diamond
I have a pre-order for the gravity falls journal 3 blacklight edition thing but I am a little light on money
Still enough to get it but I'm not sure if I should.
I could also get it, read it, and put it on ebay for $$$ but would that be assholeish?
date
>>9708036
Its okay. She loves pinky to much to defy her anyway
>>9708036
Why is Jascon such a good ship? Two gems who would probably never meet in canon, yet I find myself loving the art and content of these two together.
I'm ordering a cable that should let me use my laptop to record/fix the no sound problem I was having. Does anyone know how to get the sound to go through the HDMI of my computer instead of to my speakers/also my speakers though? This is hooking my PC up to my VCR by the way.
>>9707562
Lapis and Peridot fused looking down at Steven with a lewd look.
kek
>>9707562
Navy and Aquamarine
>>9708144
>I'M GONNA BE A WIDOW!
What would you do if you got to hangout with amethyst and stuff?
>>9707562
moonstone and peridoodle
>>9708253
Play games and eat and chat
I'd do whatever if she got bored of playing games though
>>9708253
Shatter her
>>9707562
Amethyst and Peridot
>>9708253
talk about our unfair tormented lives
>>9707562
Pearl and Peridot
>>9708253
Eat food!!
>>9708110
They look good together and they would interesting chats on the diamonds.
What the fuck /sug/, I'm just relaxing on my couch but it feels like my heart is going 100 miles an hour
>>9708369
Jascon does that to me too.
>>9708369
you're dying
you're so lucky
be good
>>9708025
Is she leaking milk?
>>9708228
>sociopathic cutiepies
Good taste anon
>>9707407
Holy shit ya kept my doodle! I'm so happy!
>>9708443
Not them, but it's plain good art if a little small
anyone in here into music production? what are some SU sounding vsts out there?
>>9708443
You're welcome. I wasn't even the one who requested it, I just held onto it because it's cute (and because these threads come and go so quickly).
How do I know if I'm ugly /sug/?
>>9708490
it will be over soon
i love you
i'm proud of you
>>9708514
I don't want to die. I'll miss all the new porn
>>9708490
goodbye anon,you will be missed
>>9708462
Thank you so much! I'll try to draw bigger the next time.
>>9708485
Thank you too! I'm so used to people not saying much about my work except like... Five people? So it's good to see something of mine last that wasn't a memeing dead fandom artwork.
>>9708508
Theres no such thing as ugly. There is the generally accepted traits of 'attractive people', and then there are personal preferences, but the earth goddess doesn't care if you are pretty
>>9707784
Do you treat your clusters with kindness or does Pinky shatter them further?
Life is a precious thing.
>>9708629
The cluster? Like, the Earth cluster? It exploded long ago.
>>9708675
HOPAL
>>9708629
I wonder if gem mutant concept art included more than mostly just limbs, like one or two covered in humanoid faces, but then were cut because they were too disturbing.
>>9708508
Send us a pic
>>9708629
Dang making gifs with VHS distortion really adds a lot to the file size http://imgur.com/a/wvlB9
>>9708490
R E L A X
>>9708430
Wish it had more art
>>9708686
What about the little ones crawling through the kindergarten? The ones that come out at night and steal naughty gems to do mischievous things to them until their minds are broken with wrong pleasure.
>>9708490
prob just anxiety.
>>9708675
not when the one thing you live for (and because of) won't even bother to speak to you more than once every five days except to passive-aggressively jab at you about washing her clothes wrong
>>9708686
Do you think Pink is a pretty colour?
You guys interested in rolling it up?
>>9708437
Fresh from the other thread
>>9708900
Memes
>>9708900
Rolling
>>9707562
Stars finishing a several layers wedding cake
>>9708900
Fuck it, lets do this.
>>9708900
Rolling here I goooo
So a couple days ago, I mentioned wanting to write a quick greentext (pic related) and asked for suggestions, and one anon's prompt caught my attention. Wrote it yesterday but never got around to posting it, so:
>>9708900
Rolling.
>"STEVEN."
The boy froze as soon as he entered his house. Pearl stood in front of him, arms crossed.
>"Where have you been? It's well past your bedtime, you know."
>"Um, well, there was this thing going on at the boardwalk, and, well, I lost track of time, so I..."
Steven locked up like a deer in the headlights. He already knew he wasn't gonna talk his way out of this one.
>"I– I'm sorry, it won't happen again."
Pearl sighed.
>"That's what you said last night, too. Just... go get ready for bed, okay?"
Steven nodded obediently.
He went through his usual routine– change into his pajamas, brush his teeth, polish his gem, that sort of thing. He stepped out of the bathroom, but before he could make his way up the stairs, Pearl took him by the arm.
>"Hey!"
>"Ah-ah– not yet."
She led him towards the couch.
>"This is the fourth curfew you've broken this week! You can't keep making me worry like this."
>"...Wait, but you always worr–"
>"Don't get smart with me, Steven."
Pearl seated herself, then pulled Steven onto the couch and across her lap.
>"Oof!"
>"I'm sorry about this, but enough is enough. I'm going to have to punish you."
>>9708900
Y not
where the fuck is baking anon?
>>9708970
holy fuck, need more SU spanking pics NOW
>>9707562
Here is the Blue Zircon and Eyeball fusion. I'm going to be taking a break but will get back to the requests.
>"Wai-wait, I–" (SPANK) "Ow!"
>"You are -grounded-, young man." (SPANK) "I already talked it over with Garnet," (SPANK) "and she agrees. If you keep forgetting one simple rule, that's a problem."
This wasn't the first spanking Pearl had given. She'd put little Steven over her knee a few times over the years, for one misbehavior or another. She was never too harsh with him, of course. Just enough to get the point across. She prided herself on her precision, which is why she always insisted on being the one to discipline him– always afraid that Garnet or Amethyst would overdo it.
Not that it mattered much to Steven who doled out punishments. Either way, he was still the one on the receiving end.
>(SPANK) "Uhn! I said I was sorry..."
>"Even so, you're still in trouble, so you're still going to be punished." (SPANK)
Steven squirmed, but Pearl could hold him in place without much trouble. She paused, giving both parties a moment to compose themselves.
>"You are right, though... this won't be happening again. I'll see to that myself, if I have to."
>"But, Peeearl..." (SPANK) "Ow!"
>"No 'but's, Steven." (SPANK) "This is for your own good."
VHS Test #2
Audio workaround works for now
https://youtu.be/HjviQeAx-jU
>>9708995
moar
Pearl paused again when she heard a giggle from upstairs. They were being watched.
>"Uh-oh~! Looks like someone's in trouble..."
>"Amethyst, be nice."
The purple Gem slid down the railing and bounced onto the table.
>"Aww, did Steven stay up past midnight again? Naughty, naughty."
Steven whined.
>"Amethyyyst... it's not funny."
>"I mean, it is kinda funny, Steven."
>"Amethyst, that's enough. We're done, anyway."
Pearl stood Steven up and straightened out his pajamas.
>"Now, off to bed with you."
She gave his bottom one last swat and sent him up the stairs.
The two Gems kept their voices down, so as not to disturb the boy as he put himself to bed.
>"(You really shouldn't tease him so much, Amethyst.)"
>"(Aww, c'mon, P! It is a little funny, right?)"
Pearl scoffed.
>"(Honestly! You are such a child sometimes.)"
>"(Pfft. What, are ya gonna spank me~ next?)"
She raised an eyebrow.
>"(...Is that an offer?)"
Amethyst pondered for a moment, then chuckled.
>"(Y'know what? Sure! Should be good for a laugh.)"
>"(Oh, we'll see about that.)"
Pearl motioned to the Temple door.
>"(...Not here, though. I don't want to keep Steven awake.)"
>"(Fair 'nough. My room, then.)"
>"(Deal.)"
>>9709027
Greg would have a fit if Pearl did that to him
>>9708900
Rolling.
>>9708900
rall
>>9709063
ITS LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE
Amethyst's gem glowed, opening the passage to her private hoard. She was about to invite Pearl in, but stepped back.
>"Oh! Hold on. Lemme slip into somethin' a little more fitting..."
Amethyst shifted form. Her outfit morphed– her shirt becoming looser, her pants replaced by a skirt and stockings. She even looked smaller, but maybe that was just Pearl's imagination.
>"There we go..."
Amethyst bent over slightly, as if to offer a peek under her skirt. Pearl rolled her eyes.
>"You've been experimenting, I see."
>"Mmhmm~. Got my 'wrestler' look down, so now I've been workin' on my 'schoolgirl'... you like what you see, Pearl~?"
Amethyst wiggled her bottom in a taunting manner.
>"Think I'll come up with a 'hippie' look nex–unh!"
Pearl grabbed Amethyst by the ear and pulled her through the door.
>"Ooh~! Now, that's– (oof) –more like it..."
>"It's all a game to you, isn't it?"
Amethyst couldn't help but snicker, even as Pearl dragged her away. She put on her best "innocent little girl" impression.
>"~Oh, pleeease don't punish me, miss Pearl– (urk) –I'll be good, I prooomise!~"
>"See? This is what I'm talking about. You never take anything seriously."
>"Or maybe you~ take too much seriously."
>>9709020
I have no fetishes sadly. But Rose cucking Pearl is enough
I need pictures
Pictures of Aquamarine. Preferably fat ones.
The two Gems found one of Amethyst's attempts at "interior decorating" with her junk piles– a little lounge with a couch, a coffee table, an old TV, the works. Pearl considered it an absolute mess, but it would suffice for tonight.
She released her grip on Amethyst and dusted off a seat for herself.
>"Well, if you want me to treat you like a child, then so be it."
She pat her lap.
>"Come here. Now."
>"Whatever you say, ma'am~."
Amethyst placed herself over Pearl's knee, and playfully raised her leg.
Pearl wasn't in the mood for antics. She seized Amethyst's skirt and lifted it up.
>"Oh-ho~! Well, aren't w–" (SPANK) "Eep!"
>"That's quite enough of that, Amethyst." (SPANK) "You asked for a spanking, so that is what you will get."
While Pearl had experience disciplining Steven, Amethyst was another matter entirely. Sure, Rose Quartz had put Amethyst over her lap and spanked her every so often over the past few decades, but it was only ever in a playful or teasing way. By contrast, Pearl had to make this one -count-.
And unlike with Steven, she didn't have to hold back.
>>9709105
>>9708963
Re-rolling because I can't think of anything between those two because I'm an uninspired and uncreative fuck.
>"Yow!" (SPANK) "R- really goin' at it, aren't–" (SPANK) "Uhn!"
>"When you act like a brat," (SPANK) "then this is what happens."
Amethyst started to squirm and wince as Pearl smacked her ass.
>"Don't struggle so much, Amethyst." (SPANK) "Or is this you trying to stay '~in character~'?" (SPANK) "I suppose it doesn't make much difference."
Pearl kept at a steady pace for a few minutes, until Amethyst's butt was a somewhat darker shade of purple than usual. Amethyst was looking rather flustered, which Pearl took as a sign of progress.
>"Wait, um, I think–" (SPANK) "Oohh~!"
>"What's wrong, Amethyst?" (SPANK) "Not as fun as you thought it'd be?"
Amethyst shivered. She could handle the pain, but that wasn't what she was concerned about. This whole escapade was a little more -stimulating- than she expected; she had to put a stop to it before she made a mess of–
>"Okay, I give, I give!" (SPANK) "Uhn! Enough, already..."
Amethyst yelped as Pearl gave her rear a few more harsh smacks. Only then was she allowed to leave Pearl's lap.
>"Sheesh..."
>"Hmm. Well, I hope you've learned your lesson."
She took Amethyst's arm with one hand, and a small stool in the other.
>"For now, though, you're going to sit in the corner like a -good- little Gem."
She set the stool down, and planted Amethyst's still-tender bottom on top of it.
>"(Ouh!)"
>"I'll tell you when you're allowed to leave this spot. Until then, no talking, no shapeshifting, nothing. Got it?"
>"Alright, alright, I get it already..."
Pearl returned to her seat, pulled a book out of her gem to keep herself occupied, and left Amethyst alone with her thoughts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9cSaKCuaos why do i like this so much?
>>9709145
idc lars is depicted as an angsty teenager and sadie is a stable adult so it's wrong
The purple Gem took a moment to settle. Her ass still stung; Pearl could really pack a wallop when she wanted to. Amethyst fidgeted in her seat. It felt... good? A little too good, given the circumstances. She felt a jolt of pleasure.
>"(Oh, mannn...)"
She put her hand under her skirt– already damp. Thank goodness Pearl didn't notice. Amethyst rubbed her crotch a bit, and let out a quiet moan.
>"...Wait, why do you even want a 'schoolgirl look', anyway?"
Amethyst pulled her hands away before Pearl could catch her.
>"Oh, um, no reason?"
>"Well, if I find out you've been trying to sneak into the elementary school and cause trouble, then a spanking will be the -least- of your worries."
>"Yeah, yeah, whatever."
It didn't sound like a bad idea, actually. Could be fun. Maybe rope Steven into it somehow. See if she could earn him another spanking, too–
>"(Wait, no! No. Bad Amethyst. Bad... ohh...)"
Her thoughts turned to going over Pearl's knee again. Her hand instinctively reached back down.
>"(Uuuhn~ You do your worst, P. I've been a bad~ girl...)"
She didn't mind having to sit in the corner for an hour. A bit of private time for... well, y'know. Really, she'd be fine as long as Garnet didn't find out about any of this. Amethyst wouldn't be able to sit down for a -week- if she got involved. Why, the very idea was... actually, it was kind of...
>"(Uuohhh...)"
>>9708087
At least I have my dreams.
(someone hold me)
Have some SMT inspired clusters.
>>9708900
Were you the one who posted those rollgames in /utg/? They are literally the same thing except with Undertale characters.
>>9708900
Meemees
>>9709202
And textless.
>>9709180
>Still living with her mother and has heavy feelings of social anxiety much akin to what' common in teenagers
>Stable adult
Not to mention, she's still working at the Donut which she said was a Summer Job (Which only High Schoolers would settle for, not stable adults)l and stayed for what was it, 2 years? Making her 20 at the oldest.
You guys are pushing this meme really hard, aren't you?
>>9709199
There there anon, I'm here.
>>9709216
whatever pedo, go jerk off to connie
>>9709234
The sweet embrace of death is fine too, I guess.
>>9708900
Roll.
>>9709209
hush
>>9709245
They just want a hug.
And a fug.
>>9709244
what's wrong w jerking it to connie. she's a semen demon
>>9709195
MORE
>>9709276
W-Wait, a fug?! I didn't sign up for this!
VHS Test #3
1920x1080 stretched to fit the VCR so not letterboxed like the last one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdp46VTeYCI&feature=youtu.be
>>9708732
The WHAT???
>>9708871
She is beautiful!
>>9709244
>Projecting this hard
You should probably stay away from kids, anon.
>>9709275
Gotcha famm.
>>9708718
That's because it's an mp4 on imgur, not a gif.
>>9709334
Nothing wrong with posting something that promotes creativity
>>9709116
Thanks man. First time seeing futa aquamarine, would suck.
>>9709338
True, at least it's not Hunger games shit.
>>9709312
Sounds nice, getting pet and groped while you play with their snatch or they could shapeshift and make a disgustingly fat cock since they can't control their forms so well.
>>9709312
B-But....Ah, c'mon.
>>9709325
:(
>>9709336
I mean that is 11mb as a gif
>>9709326
Don't listen to them Heartsper, it's just a myth
Now send nudes
>>9709326
The clusters that steal those with lusty desires and take them to the deepest depths of pleasure, those that get stolen never want to leave and those that do can't stop orgasming to tell anyone where the den is.
>>9709384
(waits for nudes)
I can be patient.
>>9709117
>Garnet had been spending much of her day at the house.
>Alone, nothing to do. Nowhere to go. No missions, no mishaps, no chores to be done.
>Steven has been out with Greg all day, Pearl is training Connie in a private session.
>The only one that seems to be doing anything is Amethyst.
>Standing in the small kitchenette, stuffing her face with whatever she could find.
>In short, a usual day.
>She stood up and made her way over to the boxes of refuse and junk left over from Steven's rummaging in Greg's storage shed.
"Something to do, something to do..."
>Lo and behold, there it was.
>Books.
>Something to do, at the very least.
>Now which one of these sounds appealing?
>Knights of Bollatero
>The Misadventures of Pepe the Frog
>Passion at High Rock
>...none of these seemed more appealing than any other, to be quite honest.
>Garnet grabbed the "Passion at High Rock" novel, taking a moment to glance at the muscular human male on the cover.
>Combat capable, maybe. Probably attractive by human standards.
>Certainly not by hers, however. She sat down on the couch and opened it up at a random point, beginning to read in relative silence, minus the occasional turn of a page or the sounds of Amethyst eating.
>...Ricardo held Catherine soundly in his embrace, his muscular arms entwining her against his strong abs."
>"Ricardo, no, we cannot do this! This is simply too much between us! You're just a hunter from the steppes, and I'm the chieftain's daughter!"
>"Nothing is forbidden when love is on the line, Catherine my darling."
>Ricardo gripped her tighter to him, leaning in slowly, his emerald pools gazing into her seas of endless blue. Their eyes locked and they each felt a white hot fury over them, like the rage of battle that Ricardo knew so very well.
>"R-Ricardo..!"
>"Catherine!"
>"Ricardo!!"
>"Catherine!!"
>Ricardo began to lean in slowly, lips pursed and ready to take Catherine's in a show of passion...!
>"...this is absolutely ridiculous." Garnet muttered.
>>9708900
Roll
>>9708253
Stuff her until she's fat, fat, fat!
>>9709116
you are a god,10/10 would suck
>>9709370
>my new waifu is about to be banged by cluster cock somewhat reluctantly
Zircon confirmed best gem, getting justice from all balls.
>>9709326
nice boobs
>>9709423
I WAS ASSIGNED THIS
>>9709423
All I wanted was a big beefy girlfriend, not this!
>>9709449
>Diamond commands zircon to mate with clusters for her amusement
Only makes it better.
>>9709463
But don't you see, you get a big multi armed beauty, that can fill your wholes nice and tight with her fingers and hands, fill and grope each other in a lustful display
Doesn't that sound fun?
>>9709463
Then move aside and let the superior Zircon do what you can't do.
>>9709420
>Feeding Amethyst while snuggled and feeling up her big fat body, feeling her rolls and breasts as you cuddle her big body
Hot
>>9709463
You can start with the beefy one first, but they'll both have what they want.
I wish I had talent so I could draw this situation because lordy do I enjoy everything about this thread right now.
>>9709294
I have IRL stuff that needs doing, so that's all I have for now. (Will still screencap it for later use, though.)
>>9709507
I'm a Leftyfag, I just like gangbangs.
Goodnight /sug/, never stop being lewd with attitude.
What happened to this thread
>>9709546
artist?
>>9709558
Magic.
>>9708900
Let's go baybee
>>9709495
source?
>>9709558
A thrilling tale of love and betrayal. Heartsper got cucked hard.
>>9709558
roleplaying autists
i fucking hate this place
>>9709408
>"Whash ridiculuth gahned?"
>"Chew your food first, Amethyst."
>Garnet tossed the book to the side, standing up and shaking her head.
>She really should just toss that book into the incinerator. No telling what would happen if Steven got his hands on that.
>...
>Garnet picked up the book and kept a tight grip on it. Definitely going into the incinerator.
>Amethyst had swallowed what she'd been eating at the moment, walking over with a few crumbs of what Garnet presumed was cake on her cheek and lower lip.
>"What's ridiculous, Garnet?"
>Garnet held up the book, pinching it between two fingers as if it were some kind of trash.
>"This book. Greg's tastes must have been terrible back then. If Steven got his hands on this. Ugh."
>Garnet shook her head and started towards the door to her room.
>Three steps in, a vision came to her.
>Two paths, branching away from one another, at this point in time.
>The first: The whole home is ablaze.
>The second: She's making out with Amethyst.
>"...this is absolutely ridiculous." Garnet muttered again.
>Amethyst was giving Garnet a confused look as she came out of her futuresight.
>"Uhh...Garnet? You alright?"
>Garnet looked down at Amethyst and sighed.
>This is really what it's going to come down to.
>If she wants to save their home, and by extension, all of Steven's belongings.
>She'd have to kiss Amethyst.
>On the lips.
>Right here.
>Garnet groaned and tossed the book aside onto the couch, Passion at High Rock landing neatly onto the cushions with a thud.
>Amethyst continued to give Garnet a confused look as Garnet got down to her level, getting down on one knee.
>"Garnet? What's up?"
>Garnet placed her hands on Amethyst's shoulders.
>"Amethyst. Do you want to keep the house safe?"
>"Wuh? What kinda question is that? Of course I do!"
>"Then you need to kiss me."
>Amethyst looked at Garnet, giving her a deadpan stare.
>Garnet kept the tight grip on Amethysts shoulders.
>"Kiss me. Kiss me so the house isn't set on fire."
>>9709507
>>9709609
You're so easy to spot everytime people start talking about cluster gems, kill yourself faggot, would you like a prop to do it with?
>>9709609
The only amusing participant is zircon
>>9709633
>>9709521
Learn to draw anon! It will be fun!
>>9708900
kek
>>9709592
>tfw don't have a fetish
Fuck that. Rollin again
>>9709678
Wait does this mean Jasper gives anal to garnet or gets anal from garnet?
>>9709706
>don't have a fetish
Bullshit, m8
Everyone has fetishes
>>9708900
Rolling
>>9709712
Up to you
>>9709732
Good roll
>>9709732
nice , who is she?
>>9709732
>peridot feels up peridot
what the fuck im not even a perifag
rerolling
>>9709746
An anon that posted tits if there were no leaks
an hour later the leaks came
>>9708900
I'm up to draw
>>9709754
Nooooooo
>>9709765
>peridot gives oral to sapphire
>favorite gems are padparadscha sapphire and peridot
>>9709706
you gotta have something musicanon, what revs your engine?
IT'S
>>9709600
AAaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>9709624
>Amethyst looked at Garnet in confusion.
>"I have no idea what you're talking on abo-"
>Garnet had cut off Amethyst at this point, locking lips with her passionately.
>The less she had to explain of this beforehand, the better.
>Amethyst, in shock, thumped on Garnet with her hand, as if trying to tap out. She mumbled something into the kiss.
>Garnet didn't hold back, her tongue intertwining with Amethyst's own
>Amethyst's eyes were wide with shock, unsure of what was going on still. She hadn't quite yet come to terms with the fact that she was being forced to make out with with Garnet.
>Garnet kept up the heat of the kiss, accelerating the passion by pressing Amethyst down to the floor firmly. She let out a heated moan from the kiss, breaking it only occasionally to let out a pant of what most would assume is pleasure. A string of saliva acted like a bridge between their lips, glistening in the light.
>"Garnet what the he-mmph!"
>Garnet pressed Amethyst into yet another kiss, not letting up her oral assault.
>Her tongue curled and twirled, tussled and tousled against Amethyst's with eagerness and passion.
>Amethyst slowly closed her eyes, starting to return her own moans of delight. She finally seemed to be getting into the swing of things, returning each oral caress from Garnet with her own.
>Her mouth seemed far more experienced, the frequent eater that she was. It was a struggle of evident pleasure between the pair of them.
>The two gems were entangled upon the floor at this point, their bodies quivering slightly with tingles of delight.
>Garnet made sure to push away the urge to fuse, keeping it at bay as they proceeded with their make-out session.
>Amethyst, meanwhile, had stopped thumping against Garnet, instead holding her closer, pulling her tighter against her with a deeply-rooted need.
>Each second that passed by seemed like an eternity, each moment bliss, each movement, lustful.
>>9709825
>People can now tell I'm Music Anon just because of Wrestling pictures
And I don't have anything besides maybe glasses. I'm pretty vanilla in that regard.
>>9709827
ay bby u wan sum fuk?
paddy needs some cock down her throat
>>9709854
SUNGLASSES GET YOU HARD?
>>9709890
You and I both know that's not what I meant.
>>9709871
NOT FROM YOU
>>9708964
I got Sapphire going on a date with Rose
I couldn't take it seriously
pls post futa,i'm bored
>>9709853
>As the pair of gems continued to make out on the floor, the door slowly creaked open.
>"Well y'see shtewball, it's all in the wrist when you start playing that part."
>"Haha, so that's why it kept sounding funny! I figured it...was...uh..."
>Steven pointed over at Garnet and Amethyst. Greg sat there, open-mouthed for a moment before covering Steven's eyes.
>"H-hey, I wanted to watch!"
>"I-I don't think you're ready for this kinda stuff, Steven!"
>Meanwhile, each caress upon Amethyst's body was returned in a mewling moan into the kiss.
>Each twirl of their tongues solicited a shock of pleasure from each of them, their eyes closed as they reveled in the presence of one another.
>Then the warp pad activated.
>"Wow, you really did that back in the gem war?! The whole tower?"
>"Well, I mean, it wasn't THAT hard to do when you've had so many years to train in th-WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
>Pearl and Connie were staring at Garnet and Amethyst making out on the floor while Greg watched and kept Steven's eyes covered.
>Connie started to reach for her phone, presumably to take a picture. Pearl stayed her hand and then started towards the pair of gems on the floor in the middle of their throes of passion.
>"Just what do you two think you're doing?! Steven is standing right there! Garnet! Amethyst!!"
>Pearl's nagging brought them out of their session, Garnet breaking the kiss with a heated panting.
>Amethyst was down for count. She was in a daze, mumbling in a rather pleased tone to herself.
>Pearl looked furiously at Garnet, who in turn kept a calm, cool expression.
>"Well?! What do you think you were doing, Garnet? Steven isn't ready to see those kind of things!"
>Garnet kept silent as she waited for pearl to finish her rant. Minutes passed, and Pearl finally ended with. "Why would you even do that?"
>"Oh, I was just saving the day."
>Garnet casually walked over to the door to her room, leaving the others shocked and confused, but feeling satisfied with herself.
>>9709725
I don't
>>9710067
>>9710093
I used to think so, too.
You do.
I was talking to my little sister earlier and she told me that her school did a contest to see what anime was the most popular in the school for their yearbook. Steven Universe landed at number 3. I'm so happy that some kids in middle school have good taste
Do pearlfags NOT know how to link threads? because this is just ridiculous
>>9708900
Rolling
>>9710117
"anime"??
>>9708900
what
>>9708900
Rolling for something with Sapphire
>>9710166
They're the same thing though you peridickhead
>>9709312
>>9709367
>>9709455
Anons stop, monster dicks are gross.
The game you are most hyped for will be delayed or it won't be out for the PC. And if your cool with that, have fun with having to get $12 DLC's to get the full experience
>>9709367
This is one of my favorite SU R34s.
>>9710226
i don't play video games
>>9710241
You should
>>9710201
Pic related is anime. SU is not.
>>9710241
If you watch your Tv, then your favorite show will have a episode about your least favorite character, especially if SU is your favorite.
If you don't watch TV then what are you doing here.
>>9710226
>Save the light still hasn't been confirmed or denied for PC yet
>>9710226
>Ace Combat 7 having DLC
It'll probably be like skins or something. Nothing important.
>>9710268
i try to enjoy each character for what they are
i don't think i favor too many characters over others, especially in SU
Katie loves the zircons too
Color request from yesterday I just finished. Im not good at coloring dicc
>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv
>>9708900
I'm a shit writer but I'm bored as shit and trying to get over the fact that my mom has chosen some girlfriend she's known for not even three months as a friend over the bastard son that she raised to be dependent upon her
Human friend?
>>9710344
P
>Hey Garnet, would you like to split up so that I can go on an adventure with Sapphire?
G
>No.
The end.
>>9710226
What dlc?
>>9708900
rolling again
>>9710211
What are you gay?
>>9710294
Do you even watch the show? I remember you once said you didn't, then again you might be a different person using the same meme.
On another note, your favorite show, or the show you watch the most, will have the worst subplot you can think of soon.
>>9710269
don't get hopeful for anything
>>9710291
You never know
>>9710360
Who knows?
Is Bloodbourne worth a play? A few people waifu Maria from the game.
>>9707577
Also it's a minor thing but I can't stand the weird dull-green/blue/purple/etc way she colors shit, mostly Lapis, and aside from her art she's a fucking Peridirt which is inexcusable.
I am a boy. I think penises are the nicer looking genitles, I also think boys are better romantic partners than girls.
I am not gay,
>>9710386
there's no use getting worked up over a tv show
>>9710424
Whatever distracts you from the cold reality we live in. Have fun with that really well paying job you totally have that is fun and easy in your totally nice car that you don't have. How's the perfect spouse you will never have as well?
>>9710415
Sounds like Pearl is the perfect Gem for you.
>>9710424
>>9710470
Leaked image of peridoodle sucking pessimistic anon's dick
>>9710470
Not that anon, but I fill all of those requirements. What do I get?
I really want to be a fashion / portrait photographer but I'm too far into Computer Science to change.
What do you all do for hobbies?
>>9710470
thanks anon
i think all the bad makes the good even better
life is a pretty interesting ride
i'm glad i got on it
>>9710505
Stop being a bundle of fucking joy. You're making my heart melt peridoodle
>>9710470
how do you do that darkened filter around the image
>>9710518
mmmmmmm
>>9710500
finally something good to bust a nut to
She doesn't like being naked, she had to wait until Pinky left
>>9710117
then you realize all of the kids that watch SU are tumblr and feminist extremist
>>9710470
pearl you are being a bitch again
>>9710563
bet its really cold over there, those nipples must be hard
>>9710564
Oh yeah. So what does that make us?
>>9710563
It's cold, at least wear a coat.
big blue pearl feet
>>9710503
A participation reward.
>>9710500
People like you are the reason i hate most people.
>>9710505
whatever helps you sleep at night.
>>9710526
I don't use a filter, i use a dark blue soft brush at 31 opacity around the face to make it pop more, i black out the pupils, i de-saturate at 41 strength twice, i then use a burn tool (midtones) to make it darker. I do this to project a mood.
>>9710603
You project your misery on others, what is wrong Anon?
>>9710563
H-Hot damn
>>9710603
Pessimistic Pearl lewds when?
I rolled peridot giving sapphire oral and the post never specified which sapphire
>>9710563
nice boobs
God fucking dammit. Why does it have to rain every fucking day? Isn't the point of spring and summer that you can enjoy being outside? I've never had it this awful in all the years I've lived here
>>9710514
i gotta be good for something around here besides avatarfagging
>>9710586
we are just a bunch of 4chan/tumblr browsers , we dont talk about politics so i wouldnt be able to tell anything else
I'm a Barbie girl, in a variety world! Life is plastic it's fucking fantastic my dude.
>>9710350
I don't care for Connie, but this is cute.
>>9710616
What is right would be a easier question.
>>9710624
Never.
>>9710632
That's life.
>>9710663
>What is right?
I'm sorry Anon, so you want to speak about it. I'm no a therapist but I do listen.
Dear anon, in this show of gems your heart is the thing that shines brightest. I love you.
-anon
>>9710627
Finally a delivery gj.
>>9710627
>Not both
Your next post will be singles.
>>9710709
I am just aware of the world we live in, I am not emotionally unstable, anymore at least, I no longer have tears to shed, you should talk to someone who NEEDS help rather than me. I could tell you what made me like this but i would rather not.
>>9710741
My heart pumps blood to my organs, if it is shining i should probably get that checked out by a doctor.
>>9710564
>lumping the entire fandom into bein tumblr
WRON Though much of the major fanart does come from tumblr, that doesn't' mean tumblr represents SU fandom as a whole. Still, at "best" this fandom is 3rd worst in recent memory, right behind Jacksepiceye and Pewds, respectively.
>>9708900
rollin'
>>9710627
Good delivery
>>9710778
no watch this
>>9710624
You just have to put the overlay on normal Pearl lewds
>>9710826
ITs a dream come true
>>9710830
Don't post the roll thing now until a few threads have passed.
>>9710603
I tried
>>9710786
what the fuck is wrong with all of you , i was just joking
>>9709883
its a good thing lars stayed behind then isn't it?
pls post soft zircons
>>9710952
i kind of want paddy and lars to be together
You know feel really angry, almost blood boiling levels but you don't know why or what at.
Fapping isn't as good as actual sex and will never make you feel less lonely
>>9710957
this one has soft feet
>>9710967
Speaking as someone who has had sex, it is for all intents and purposes as good.
You've got a point on the second part, it makes you feel more lonely if anything.
>>9710969
soft butt cheeks too
This show is eating me alive. It's consuming too much of my time and I need help cuttinf it out of my life.
>>9711001
remember , you are here forever
>>9710928
It's actually pretty good, i kinda like how you can still see the color of the shirt, it hits the necessary mood points for me, except for the facial expression makes it have a different mood.
>>9710960
>>9710967
For fucks sake. Eh what do you expect from 4chan.
>>9710965
I feel nothing right now, i guess ↑ might suffice as a reason i would feel that way
>>9711011
I escaped /mlp/ and ended up here. I will escape here too.
>>9711021
what the fuck is up with the glow in the dark pearls
>>9711036
More importantly, where is my futa glow-in-the-dark Pearl?
Your new loves will never live up to your old
Where would someone go to activate the other rings?
>>9711036
This one anon with a shtick edits them himself, I find it so obtuse, rounadabout and hilarious
Reminder to fuck your gem wives daily.
>>9711022
you can scape the boards
but not the site
>>9711021
I have been close to someone in that way, but it was my cousin molesting me, we didn't have sex though.
But it is not the same is it? which is good, because i don't want to.
>>9711055
i didn't edit the porn ones, i told someone how i did it, now this is what i get.
Even if you are lonely now as long as you are open to being loved and loving someone else you have a decent chance of finding someone. Even if you aren't in that place now you can work at it. Good luck and I hope you find peace in life.
>>9711072
I didn't see how you edit them but I've been doing the lewd ones
Mine are a bit off. how do you do them? I promise I wont make more lewd ones if you tell me.
Even if you don't and you want me to stop i will
>>9710583
She doesn't feel temperature, theyre always like that when she unforms her clothes. Its a pink court specialty.
>>9710587
You asked for this!
>>9710622
>>9710629
Shes glad you like it.
>>9711096
>>9711053
I guess i will have to sit and wait until you get bored of these edits.
and >>9711096 you are wrong.
>>9711114
I don't use a filter, i use a dark blue soft brush at 31 opacity around the face to make it pop more, i black out the pupils, i de-saturate at 41 strength twice, i then use a burn tool (midtones) to make it darker. I do this to project a mood.
I don't use PhotoShop but you should be able to get the same results
bought a pizza and wings discounted for papa johns
>>9710557
MORE ZIRCONS LIKE THIS PLEASE
>>9711147
Every reply there was me
I said I would stop if you didn't want me to make more
>>9711164
Why does this 'John' fellow deserve anything? What has he done for you?
>>9708900
rolling
>>9711129
Hmm, does heartsur ever play with herself?
>>9711207
I don't care what you do, if it makes you happy, go ahead, if you want to stop, stop.
It's honestly fine either way. So just do what you feel like doing.
Does Jasper have depression?
what do you guys think of this kanye remix i just did? https://soundcloud.com/rafgiraf/tears-of-a-clown
>>9711251
then why do you have to sit and wait
>>9711256
She needs nice hard sex since her self-love (masturbation) arc hasn't yet begun. Then she will feel better.
>>9711239
How? Can't you see the belt?
>>9711129
Why would a gem wear underwear
>>9711317
It's a chastity belt
Warm, soft, caring, loving, empathetic.
Cold, hard, disenfranchised, callous, cruel
>>9711314
What would happen if I grab her belt from the cooch and shake it a bunch of times
>>9711289
Because i know people will get bored of it eventually, I am saying that i will wait here and watch from the side. until they do, i am not the best at wording, as you can tell, I see now that that comes off as annoyed but i am not annoyed at all really. You can do whatever you feel like and it won't bother me. Sorry for my bad communication skills.
>>9709577
JLullaby from Shadbase
>>9710226
I want to buy DLC for Civ 5, but the expansions still cost 30 dollars even though the game is 5 years old now.
The bundle is discounted but it's still 40 dollars.
>>9711402
I'm done with it now anyway
Have a nice day anon
I'm warning everyone here. Bad things are going to happen if you're in mainland Europe tomorrow. I beg of you, please leave asap.
>>9711444
You too.
>>9711400
It'd zap you a bunch of times probably
>>9711164
>tfw only thing I look forward to is the local baseball team scoring enough runs to get me 50% off pizza and stuff my disgusting face
>>9711380
Sounds like BD and YD
>>9711429
Sounds like you're gonna need to stay after work a few times. IF you have a job that is
>>9711453
This sounds really suspicious. Good thing I'm not in Europe.
>>9711453
Why do you think something bad is going to happen?
>>9711518
Jobs are for sluts and rascals
>>9711548
Then why don't you have a job?
IT'S
Happy!
>ywn walk through the park holding hands with zircon on a cool autumn afternoon
>>9708900
fuck it
I don't think most muslims are "bad", but I think it is an undeniable fact that parts of their belief system are backwards and incompatible with the modern world, an example is how women are treated and regarded by men in their religion.
Believing that women need a man to leave the house, or that parts of their body are sinful to be shown while a man has full control over what he wears, are not things that are compatible with modern belief that all people are equal and deserve equal rights.
Just like Christians with the belief that women belong in the kitchen and only exist to create and raise children are being phased out of society, the same needs to happen with Muslims who have these beliefs. If your belief system cannot accommodate the idea of every person having equal rights, then your religion needs an overhaul like many others have had.
>>9711737
tuck me in
let me die
>>9711799
uh
>>9708900
Okay
>>9711737
>she finally gets a day off
>she wants to spend it with you
>>9711894
I want Zircon and Zircon to FUCK
>>9708900
rip thread
My heart is still beating really fast. Should I go to a doctor?
>>9711930
No.
>>9711942
Look up how to check your pulse, and then post what your heart rate is here.
Eventually you'll forget about this show and the other Anons who post here. You'll move on with the rest of your life happy.
You will be too busy with your wife or husband, your children or your career and you'll think back, and give but a passing thought to this place.
Anyone got full version of this zircon on zircon?
>>9711930
same
>>9711942
I had an anxiety attack that was just a super-fast heartbeat. I thought it was a heart attack. A xanax took care of it.
I want Yellow Diamond to impreggnate Rebecca Sugar with her tire sized eggs.
>>9711964
I'm a stupid fuck and can't seem to get a read on my pulse in any way
>>9712095
Gems are not Sneks or FUtanari's.
>>9712116
Do you have anxiety or anything that would affect your pulse like this?
Are you on vacation currently in an elevation higher than you are used to?
>>9712125
the whole egg rape thing sounds more like wasps and botflies
>>9712095
God I love YD, her and Aquamarine are perfection.
>>9712157
No to heights but I have anxiety. Though to be honest the only thing I'm anxious about right now is my heart
>>9712230
Do you have any emergency anxiety medication prescribed to you, like Zanax? If you do you should take it.
If not, you can either wait this out, or if you feel like it's bad enough you can go to the ER and they will run tests.
If it turns out nothing is wrong, I think they'll give you something to calm you down and send you off.
TWO MORE DAYS ANONS
also my mom got to witness one of my weird "sleep" attacks today, so that was fun
>>9712286
I'm not on any medication since my anxiety has never been an issue. I'm going to try and take a nap and see if that evens things out. Thanks for the advice
>>9712297
Also attacks?
Two days?
I can't seem to move this Lapis, so I'll just leave her here
>>9712399
not fat enough, we need to go fatter
>>9712391
I'm apparently known as sleepanon, I sleep too much and have weird symptoms involving sleep and fatigue
I have a doctor's appointment with a sleep doctor in two days, which btw has taken a solid 5 months of going to other doctors to get
as for sleep attacks, idk, I just will have sudden inexplicable waves of tiredness where my body is kind of unresponsive and my brain goes on autopilot. if I ride the storm for thirty minutes I can buy some more time, but when I get like this sleeping is in the near future
>>9712470
Not a doctor, but it sounds like you have some form of narcolepsy
>>9712399
You can molest her because shes too fat to resist
i forgot what i was going to draw so i drew topaz
>>9712491
that's the current running theory, yeah, but until they run their tests on me I can't know for sure
my sis was diagnosed with idiopathic hypersomnia and excessive daytime sleepiness, she barely missed the mark of being diagnosed with narcolepsy. it's always a numbers game
>>9711834
You should take a photo of Peridoodle to a SU panel that has Shelby and have her sign it
Two things, I'm sorry to hear that I hope they can help you anon.
Also have you met up with that other Anon who likes to eat h people sleep, from here? You two would be great together.
post lapis whale penis
>>9712555
Did they do an EEG on her?
Focal epilepsy can cause similar symptoms as well.
>>9712529
Unless she rolls over me and crush me
>>9712542
That's fair.
>>9712399
Get help from a few Anons. Three of us should move it.
>>9712618
Ill get her feet if you get her flab
>>9712635
Watch people sleep* I'm a filthy phone poster at the moment.
>>9712667
I wish pearl would watch me sleep
>>9711935
this
>>9712681
Be careful what you wish for.
>>9712582
that's how i'd want to go out
>>9712697
The fact that Pearl watched Steven sleep makes me jealous
this show is for inferior minds
>>9712740
Yes the simpsons is,
>>9712726
>"""watched"""
You just KNOW she slept with him.
>>9712787
This reminds me... futaXfuta isn't done often enough
>>9712681
I'll watch you sleep and brush your hair before bed
If you want I'll even sing you to sleep.
what if peridoodle was in the show
>>9712899
i would stop watching the show
This show is for 1920's Italian born mobsters, hell bent on pumping the streets of New York with cheap alcohol.
>>9712934
what if you heard something in your kitchen at night and you down to investigate you saw turned on the light and several tiny peridoodles scampered into creases and crevices
>>9712961
Drinking bad. Sober good.
>>9712983
i would take a pic and sit down looking confused
>>9712618
All right, just pull her up a little so I can put my face under her fat ass
Peridoodle isn't real, it's just your mind playing tricks on you
claiming my wife
Now I'm not saying there should be one but it's weird no kid's made a Steven Universe creepypasta.
>>9713033
I want to take episodes and edit Peridoodles in the background sneakily and put them up on download and streaming websites.
>>9713043
Oops, sorry carl i just took your wife
>>9713043
God dammit, those lips makes me rock hard
>>9713139
not carl I just saw the image he posted and saved
but REEEE THATS MY WIFE HOW DARE YOU
>>9712961
I'm fairly sure you're making that up.
>>9713177
That's Sapphirefag trying to make her waifu relevant by lumping her with a more interesting character, don't pay attention to him.
*Bosses you about*
>>9713210
>He's ruining a good jokeful chain just to attack an anon
I mean that was me, but you're just being vitriolic for anything you feel is from me.
>>9713210
i thought sapphirefag was also the conniefag pedo
>>9713234
Bully me pls Holly
>>9713139
I gotta admit...that's a very boring and unimaginative fusion design.
>>9713264
It's basically just two Sapphires fusing together, it wouldn't really create something radically different.
>>9713264
When gems fuse with the same type of gem, they just sort of get bigger
>>9713234
please punish me holly
>>9713251
>The vitriolic anon is passing this around
I have not once even talked about Connie.
>>9713264
You're lucky it was any different from just being a bigger sapphire.
Either way
>SUBJECTIVITY
>>9713246
It's quite sad that you still have yet to realize how transparent you are.
>>9713234
Don't you have a pack of amethysts to tard wrangle?
>>9713319
You're the same guy who is calling everyone sapphirefag at the AM times when i've said numerous times i'm never on around that time.
I may be transparent but you just go around potshotting.
I know where you live
I know what you like to eat for breakfast
I know how you like to clean and what time you normally do it.
I know your favourite song,
I know when you sleep
I know your hopes dreams and fears
I know you better than you know you.
I love you anon. We'll be together forever.
>>9713387
Bet you don't know when the last time I showered was!
>>9713403
Two days ago.
>>9713387
Fuck off pearl
>>9713418
I legitimately lol'd
I haven't showered since October.
>>9708428
a late no
>>9713466
PUT A GODDAMN SHIRT
>>9713466
>>9713481
That straight line under her nipple throw me out
>>9713523
You're still here from noon?
Go outside, anon.
Get that vitamin D.
alright, name your favorite gem please
>>9713569
Jasper
>>9713569
centipeedle
>>9713552
I was outside when I did that comment, lel
Now to fap
Jasper tit but it's grasper, it revulses me.
http://zawa-ro.tumblr.com/post/161438203166/feast
>>9708900
late roll for new thread
>>9713234
*teleports behind you*
>>9713466
Please shower, anon
Water washing over you is a good feeling
>>9713569
Blue Zircon
>>9713595
that fucking bug has no goddamn right to be that sexy
Galaxy here. Any outfits you'd want to see Blue Zircon in? Curious as to what people would want.
I got a weekend coming up in a couple of days and want to spoil the thread.
>>9713618
STEVONNIE'S PENIS
>>9713687
long shirt no underwear or a swimsuit
>>9708900
roll
>>9713687
A swimsuit, could be a bikini or a one piece
A skimpy Pearl outfit
Lingerie
A tight long dress
Secretary/OL suit
>>9713723
SHIT LAPIDOT YOU NEED TO REROLL
>>9713702
>tfw no Stevonnie futa penis in my mouth right now
>>9713687
playboy bunny outfit or a maid dress
This thread is now a Holly Blue Thread.
>>9713569
Warp Tour to Too Short to Ride Peridot.
>>9713751
all according to my master plan
>>9713796
SSHIT
>>9713569
Pearl