HG/Hunger Games
Bonebath! No commentary because I want to rush this slide out
>>9700756 → (Mizore)
>Using Mizore's lap as a pillow, she buries her face deeper and start whispering nonsense in her sleep.
Y-Yeah like that Zzzzz.ZZZZZzzz Mizore! You're... the queen... of the dancefloor ZzzzZzz...
>For some reason, a deus ex machina maybe, she opens an eye, her mind torned between the dream and reality.
Oh hey Mizore... Oh huuh? Why did you change your clothes? The skimpy stuff was waaay better?
>>9700796 → (inkling)
Hmmm...
>she takes the time to ponder, her face looking like the :thinking: emoji
Not that bad, nobody ever did it before... besides me... Heh
6.5./10 but only because my face already's got all the "fyxe" it needs. I'm me!
>>9700774 → (Vino)
>creates a time portal when you dodges, so you don't actually dodges it but runs RIGHT into it.
Don't make me call the black spirit now.
>>9700855
I was in the 7th heaven with Mizore, we had a little drink and danced, pretty nice
>>9700855
Oh...so I'm dead? Th-that's fine. I didn't want to win or fight or have fun. I'll just...sit down on the side and enjoy the campfire...
>>9700685
>he lets the hug happen despite the chance he might suffocate. He mumbles "remember the victory position" before realizing it's useless to talk. He pulls away from her to catch his breath
Don't do this out in public. It's embarrassing. I can't have my image going from a cool, rough and tough guy to a sensitive guy that actually cares.
>>9700901 (Vino)
Heh!
>Revives you with Necromancy
>You're now a headless knight
>You like this
>>9700855
I dont think I've witnessed such a beautiful arena in my entire life...brings a tear to these old bones...
>>9700855
Pull up your pants, onee-chan. I'll assist you.
>Yotsugi uses too much strength
Do you have that thing I asked you for, Yuno?
>>9700855
I want a refund.
>Going up to the bus, she remembers that she stowed away on it. Not paying at all.
You know what? This can work.
>>9700855
WAAHHHHH!
...DID I GET YOU? I'M LIKE.. SOMEBODY TOLD ME IF I DUG UNDERGROUND, IT'D BE KINDA LIKE.. I COULD MAKE THE JOKE ABOUT BEING A LANDSHARK, BECAUSE..
..A-ALRIGHT, LATER.
>>9700855
Sorry about this! Just... swallow quick and it will be over soon!
>>9700922
>>9700855
AHAHA, LOSEEER!
>The Skeleton rides on a wheel while riding on a frog riding on a unicycle, taunting Subaru as he passes by.
>>9700855
Now I have to wait two hours for the next bus, great
>>9700855
It was summer all along! And I spent money on expensive winter underwear too!
>>9700946
l-lewd
>tfw both of my tributes died in the bloodbath
who here /lonelyaf/
>>9700912
Only a 6.5? I think it's more of a 11/10, cuz It took a looong time to make, y'know?
>>9700807
>A normal human can't dodge something that's going over a thousand miles per hour.
>Also, Heavy Weather could defeat King Crimson
>>9700938
boop
?
>>9700855
Truly sorry for the wait. My skeleton equivalent of the Internet (which also happens to be named the Internet) decided to spazz out on me.
Reimu develops a severe case of pizza face, no thanks to these two tributes. Never get help from freaks, people!
Merak's usually the dick, so it's nice to see somebody being a dick back. It's like karma or whatever.
Kosaku, stick to what you know man.
>>9700922
Hey? Did it hurt? Sorry, I thought I had gotten better at this but...
>She pats his head.
Yeah don't worry I got it! You're all though and all.
Hey you can punch me on the arm if you want to save your face.
Not to hard though, but I'll play along...
>>9700972
Nigger he has King Crimson and can see ten seconds into the future, he can dodge bullets even if they're point blank coming from every direction. Do you know what King Crimson does?
>>9700979
Thank
>>9700983
NO, GET AWAY FROM ME, STOP, THIS ISN'T OKAY, THIS ISN'TOKAYSTOPI'MNOTREADYF-
....
IS IT.. IS IT TOO LATE TO DROP OUT OF THIS GAME?
>>9700983
What? What is that gigantic meat sack doing? WHY ARE YOU COMING IN MY DIRECTION? NO! STOP!
>>9700983
So I died to something I'm resistant to, on the first day, to a showoff. Fuck this
>>9700983
Probably best if I handle this on my own...
>>9700993
Certainly.
>>9700965
Lewd? I don't really see how pouring a potion of lava down someone's throat is lewd...
>>9700983
I'll put a few bullets inside, how about you two?
>>9700983
You thought it was me lifting those weights? Try to figure out how I did it. Come on, it'll be like a mystery novel.
>>9700983
I'm very good at slicing, considering I can spout blades
>>9701021
Not resistant enough
>>9700972
Okay maybeeeeee..... A 7/10!
So now, what's your name girl? I gave you mine, it's only fair you give me yours.
>>9700992
Oh you're alive again, I knew it would have worked.
Another victory for me
>>9700983
Murder list? Nag it's a "COOL-LOOKING" people list, and you're pretty high! I love what you did with your hair.
>>9700983
I'll get right to it, onee-chans.
Yaaaaay...
>>9700983
Whose idea was this?
>>9701042
I don't know who you are stop talking to me seriously you've got the wrong guy
>>9700983
This is why you don't read books, people! They're utterly useless!
Don't give her hot soup, she'll melt! She's an ice girl! That's how they work, you know.
More like Judy and her snoring. Sorry that was terrible, I know. Something's wrong with me.
I just realised Inkling's name is messed. This isn't my fault though, it's hers for not having her name first. I am literally, completely, blameless in this.
>>9700809(Leo)
Gee I wonder why.
> Seeing the hand extend to her, she shakes with her own. It being very cold in comparison.
Never heard of that before. Mizore. Japan.
>>9700912
>Mizore blinked in confusion for what felt like several minutes. What could someone say in a situation like this? Taking even longer to gather her words, she closes her eyes with a blush.
What can I say? I can't show everyone my goods for too long. I would make them pay if it went on longer. You okay? You went real wild there for a second.
>>9700983
>>9701033
I think there would be a lot more people for it to be one of those.
>Dropping her weights with a large crash, Mizore struggles to put a finger to her mouth.
Going with clones.
>>9700955
I'M NOT A LOSER! IT WAS BAD LUCK AND NOTHING MORE!
Give me one more chance and I'll prove I'm a winner! I'll win with...with fifteen kills!
>>9700986
Are you sure about that? You know I'm quite the athlete. I can do 100 push-ups in one session.
>subaru gets into a fighting position
Don't you think there's another way to go about this?
>he starts practicing his shots
I don't want to hurt you. You're a nice person, despite claiming I've had a flint with you and that white haired dog.
>>9701041
I'm totally going to hold a grudge over this, you know
>>9701054
This is how it happens. This is how I will die.
>>9697962
Should I watch this anime y/n?
I keep seeing it everywhere.
>>9701074
>watching an anime that has an ava used by Red
Lol no
>>9701054
MOVIE NIGHT
>>9701065
aww come on, it happens
>>9701074
No. It's fapbait shit.
>>9700983
>How come my name's not Inkling, Skelehost?
>>9700992
>Diavolo would have no way of countering Heavy Weather, since the snail transformation takes longer than 10 seconds, and thus he would not know that seeing the rainbows would be bad
>>9701042
Oh, It's Inkling. Atleast, That's what everyone calls me here.
CONNECTION ERROR
>>9701054
There has to be an off switch with this guy.
>>9701055
Nice guess, it has something to do with special abilities indeed. I had one of my colleagues hide behind a bush and craft the illusion that I had been lifting those weights!
>>9701082
I have died more times on the first day in the past week than I care to count, and you just added to that dude. That's a big mistake on your part
>>9701074
Thank you! only if you like anime where nothing really happens. the only good thing about it is sagiri, the rest of the characters are kind of bad
>>9701054
IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF THE CURRENT AREA I WILL HAVE THE OBLIGATION TO SMELT YOU!
>>9701087
????? Why are you suddenly talking about Heavy Weather? Heavy Weather's a bullshit, broken Stand that could probably beat anything if Araki wanted it to. The snails are fuckin stupid and shouldn't even be part of the Stand to begin with. I'm talking about bullets relative to King Crimson, which you think Diavolo couldn't dodge, when he has literally dodged bullets before in the manga. He can dodge bullets. That was your argument, I've just refuted it, I don't give a fuck about Heavy Weather mate
>>9701054
I wouldn't hire her, if I was you. She's a total freak. No offense, of course. I mean...what I said what offensive but if you take offense from it it's not my fault.
Wow, they did all that? They make for quite the duo. Why the hell did Zeus decide to join in on the fight, though?
Neato, Nito.
There's so much of him to punch yet you still miss? Yeah, I'd be smug too if I were him.
Just punch her in the face, that'll knock it out.
>>9701087
I addressed that last slide and also completely absolved myself of all responsibility of your name being done wrong in the process. It's entirely your fault. Yep! Entirely.
>>9700855
Ouchie! Whaddya think you're doing?!
>>9701054
I don't want to be roasted. And by that I mean literally roasted.
>>9700725
u-uhm sure I guess...who are you?
>>9701055
It's a part of Germany!
>She reels from the ice cold touch
W-wow your hands are cold! Is it really that odd for a girl to act like a bit boyish? Geez...
>>9701121
WHAT? NO, I DON'T WANT TO BE JESUS.
>>9701116
>bullshit, broken Stand
And yet, you mentioned The World Over Heaven earlier without batting an eye
>>9701121
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT'S HARDER THEN A BONE?!
Nothing actually, nothing could be a hard as bones.
BUT ROCKS ARE PRETTY HARD TOO!
>>9701121
Absolutely disgusting
>>9701101
That right? Wish I could get some help like that. Would make life a lot more convenient. Wait a tic? How can an illusion hold something that's real?
>>9701121
>She watches the girl plummets, another question coming in her head.
She is a bird, right? Couldn't she fly?
Gem Knight Topaz still here?
>>9701116
>But you said only GER could beat King Crimson, but Heavy Weather can. Not to mention that KC is also a bullshit stand and with Epitaph's abilities is even more broken.
>>9701121
That thing is surprisingly quick even while in a dress...
>>9701052
Tcchhh....
>>9701055
>Dazed and confused.wav
I'm okay, I'm okay... heeeh? Why all the pretty lights? Where are we? It's not the president's suit?! We were giving him a private dancing show...
>She tries to stands up but only manages to falls flat on her face.
>>9701054
Thank you.
>>9701062
Hey now don't get your hopes too high okay, we never did anything, that wincard was a joke.
>She looks at him, trying to hold back a chuckles.
>She takes out a smartphone and records all the stupid things he's doing.
Just in case you're losing your memories again.
And yeah I'm sure!
>She takes out the fishnets out of her left arm
Hit me as hard as you can!
>>9701162
No but your ex-wife is here.
>>9701121
>Meta Ridley suffers from the effects of PTSD as the strange looking frisbee is being thrown towards him. Of course, this could've been a missile or even on of those super-missiles!?
>>9701162
Aye.
>>9701131
>>9700694
King of Iron Fist Tournament? I ain't doubting you because you're a girl, I'm doubting you because y'know shaolin. It just isn't practical in a "real" fight.
>>9701121
This is our game! We play how we please! This girl, she doesn't know the rules of this world! I'll teach her that it doesn't matter what kind of ball it is.
>>9701160
One of my colleagues has an ability called Light Snow. It's like pasting an illusion over reality!
>>9701146
But The World Over Heaven isn't broken because Star Platinum: The World Over Heaven countered it in EoH
Heavy Weather is just straight up broken. Fuckin Heavy Weather could even BEAT The World Over Heaven if Araki was clever enough to make it work
>>9701121
And now I can actually help a bunch to cross this brid-
Wha!
>She falls to the ground, landing her face first. She couldn't fly at the time, somehow.
>>9701146
THAT WAS IRONIC!
Plus, I never mentioned The World Over Heaven. I memed about The World: Requiem: Over Heaven.
>>9701164
Ok? Cool? I think a lot of Stands are incredibly situational, I don't think that Heavy Weather is 100% guaranteed to beat King Crimson either, I think it could go either way, but that's not important. GE:R is the only Stand we know with 100% certainty could definitely beat King Crimson, and that's all I was saying.
>>9701121
These games are wonderful! Instead of me being blown up, I've mastered the art of returning the explosives back! Kehe!
>>9701087
Okay! It was nice to meet you Inkling, let's have another insults fight next time okay?
I'll totally beat you, you walking chinese restaurant dish
>>9701121
Hold on!!
>She attaches the tooth to a door, and slams it as hard as she can.
Now!! It's over!
If you could ship with one person, who would it be?
>>9701191
>Heavy Weather could beat The World Over Heaven
Tbh, any long ranged Stand could beat The World Over Heaven. It really isn't THAT good. Basically it's a "if it touches you, you die" Stand. Purple Haze on steroids. Still pretty easily beaten by long range Stands. No idea why Johnny & Giorno together couldn't beat him, since they've both got range. ESPECIALLY GE:R.
>>9701212
Suz
>>9701121
FUCKING 4CHAN POST THE GODDAMN SLIDE
Talk about a rude awakening, Black Kosaku. Was that really necessary?
Lego is for kids. Get it out of here. Smash it all down.
There's a lot of weirdness involving the moon tonight. People tearing off of chunks of it to give people something to eat, and others shooting rocks at it to make it day again. Cartoon physics must be in play here...
>>9701212
Gobby
>>9701212
You
>>9701212
Garnet.
>>9701167
If you insist! Don't blame me if you wake up sore tomorrow!
>Subaru brings him arm back and waits as if he was charging up his power. In Subaru's head he envisions the last hit a boss takes before the player wins the game, and with that in mind he brings his balled up, dainty shit-in fist and hits Fyxe with all his might.
Go back to hell, demon! This world has no need for creatures like you!
>>9701227
Thank you for the gem earlier! Have a Fyxe Soda®
>>9701212
The pure embodiment of honor and justice! Lucina.
>>9701131
Name's sagiri, a young artist. now turn around while looking behind you with a blush on your face, like a bit girly but not too much to keep your tomboy part
>>9701227
Well if at first you don't succeed...
>>9701212
A certain someone~
>>9701170
Which one?
>>9701184
Here you are. Apologies for the image quality and that stupid attack counter on the bottom left, but this was the only image I found that wasn't just his card. I tried my best. I hope you like it.
>>9701212
RL Junko
>>9701267
me?
>>9701227
I mean. My last name is Eater...
>>9701227
MEATBAG, WHAT KIND OF DARK SORCERY IS THIS!? YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
>>9701227
Leave it to the knight to try and spoil my fun. Look, the conditions in that sweatshop are MUCH better than every other sweatshop, alright? The child mortality rate is really low compared to other sweatshops.
So many people want that simple life. What's making people feel this way?
Once again, convienent giant fant just sitting out there in the open. Wish I had a giant fan to blow away my Dad's truck before he ran me over with it
Fluorette really IS a ghost girl? Then why come she didn't phase through the arrow I shot her with?
>>9701212
That Kamen Rider guy who's into lolis
>>9701227
Are you Australian?
>>9701221
Shit lad I haven't even played EoH in ages so I kind of forgot important plot elements, but I'm like 90% Giorno had a shithead moment and decided punching Awakened DIO head on was a good idea
I forgot about Johnny tho, fuckin you know how he is with being a pussy n shit
I bet Soft & Wet could beat The World Over Heaven
>>9701254
>She does her best to blush and look girly, but cant help but look stirn
Like this?
>>9701188
How would you know? You just look like an average gym rat!
>She looks down at the ground in frustration
I've won plenty of times..
.
>>9701270
I want to titfuck her
>>9701283
A bit of calm is always nice to have, isn't it?
>>9701278
Lol no it isn't
>>9701275
Definitely not you, but now I know you too are interested!
It was a simple plan, anon. By keeping it vague you can find out who likes you, and here you are standing right before me, asking if it was you I was talking about. Now that I know what you're thinking I can let you know that I'm currently single and would be more than happy having you by my side, but only if you prove to me you're worth it!
>>9701131
Yeah, sorry bout that. It's a condition.
>Looking at her empty hands, she puts both of them in her jacket's pockets.
Not really. You do you. Just know that some will say what they want to say. So Germany. Does that got a lot of snow?
>>9701167
Man's she out of it. Which president?
>Mizore said to herself. Going over to Fyxe, she tries to pick her up. Again, she was having trouble.
We, and by we I mostly mean you, did so good that he or she took us to a bar and left us. They even paid for it all so it's best to leave right now.
>>9701190
Man that is cool.
>Looking at her now, Mizore was writing something in a huge book. Her full attention in it as he tells her.
Didn't think you would be interesting Dazai. But I guess this is your friend's work.
>>9701227
Huh. Didn't see that coming. Hope this tastes like cheese.
>She takes a bite, a sickening crunch is heard as a few teeth fall out.
Nope. It's a rock.
>>9701283
I'm telling you guys. we need more souls. We can't spend it all on milk.
>>9701250
-1HP
>Fyxe stands still for a moment, blinking her eyes, then she realizes she was supposed to be defeated.
Oh!! Right sorry! Aaaah AAAAAH!!
>She falls on the ground holding her arm.
Y-You may have defeated me today Subaru! But I shall rise again and my legacy lives on. In a millenium, my descendant will unleash the furries unto HG and no ammount of shitposting will drive them out!
I.
Will.
Be.
Bach.
>She lets out a poorly acted scream and plays dead.
...
...
>she opens an eye and whispers
...Was that good?
>>9701195
>100% certainty that a stand could beat another
You can say that for most Stand VS Stand situations tho.
>>9701203
Man, Haven't heard the "Calamari" insult before, ya weirdo fox-dog creature. What even are ya?
>>9701212
Tough question.
>inb4 "you'd pick tetsu"
>>9701311
I'll just take what I want then.
>>9701283
Agh, how do they expect people to reach for the ones at the bottom!?
>>9701325
>not being Mozart
>>9701299
I want to cum inside her masculine pussy
>>9701238
That's a big no, pal. She's way too into herself to give others a chance.
>>9701283
Weak? Where's the good stuff at? Guess I gotta dig further.
>>9701227
>You go back to being the MAYOR OF CANTOWN.
>This suddenly dimensional shift causes you to accidentally spill the teakettle as you try to pick it up, severely burning the girl seated next to you.
>Good going, numbnuts.
>>9701283
>Oh, goodie, your burn victim has found a partner to chase you down.
>You activate the CONVENIENTLY LOCATED GIANT FAN, blowing both of them to kingdom come.
>You assume they're both used to blowing.
>>9701337
>not Dvorak
you are like a little baby
>>9701283
More phantom tea parties. Those leave behind third degree burns, you know.
It looks like he didn't Soul that coming. It...it's supposed to be like "see," but. Yeah. That was retarded, wasn't it?
Shotgun rain. Everybody's feelin' it tonight.
Really though, the thougt of murder should always be on your mind. It's a murder arena.
>>9701268
Looks dandy to me. Thanks man.
>>9701311
You want a tomboy.
>>9701318
My ability is canceling out abilities with physical contact, I don't believe it would have been any use in lifting heavy objects.
...You tried to lift something extreme heavy just before. Are you sure you can write correctly?
>>9701288
What gave it away? Was it the crippling Internet issues or because I'm a fag?
>>9701339
oh, okay
>>9701283
>>9701341
C-Come on Mayor I thought there was
something between uuUUUUSSS!!
>She's cast away by the blow
>>9701337
I'm pretty great but I'm not Mozart...
>>9701366
Your lame shit talking.
>>9701268
Seniorita Machoke.
>>9701366
The internet issues, everyone here is a fag
>good night HG.
>>9701354
I'll tell it to you straight bone-man, it was kinda shitty.
Also RIP
>>9701354
As much as I appreciate the talk we had the other day.... I believe this needs quite a bit of work.
>>9701293
Hmmm, it needs something... maybe you should like, put your butt in a more visible position? like pushing your butt back, that would make you look more like a tomboy an less a trap
>>9701354
Woah. That was, well I see why my mom likes these so muc-
>She is then blow away by Kosaku's gun. Once again being shattered like ice.
>>9701390
night
>>9701354
I gotta rush this slide out, I'm balancing a phone coversation and typing right now. I can't multi-task, I don't have the brain capacity for that.
>>9701325
Haha! As if I'd let you bring upon an age of animal-like humanoid creature to plague this fine land with their exotic clothing choices, perverse demeanor, and their wicked hairballs! When you and your army come back for another round I...
WILL.
BE.
READY!
>Subaru helps her up from the ground
I'm not lying. An invasion is unacceptable, and if I must be the hero this place needs then so be it. I'll give my life taking yours.
>>9701328
Ah. I see. You're not really my type, so no. I'm sure you can find someone else around here.
>Subaru pukes in his mouth while speaking to it
>>9701318
O-Oooh I see... It's very nice he paid for everything.
>She puts a hand on Mizore's back and lets her lead.
I... I'll trust you on this, I can't see anything with all those fireflies... Blue... red... yellow...
>>9701327
I'm a dog girl! But part fox also... my family's a bit weird like that. Heh Don't talk like that. I'm pretty sure humans think that squids are weirder than humans.
>>9701390
Goodnight Merak!
>>9701354
>You feel like burning her alive would be a deliciously ironic murder, if entirely predictable.
>>9701368
>You suddenly realize the second person chasing you was none other than the lady you have the hots for. Was she running to you to help kill you or proclaim her love for you finally?
>You'll never know now. Punch yourself in the jaw for that one, stupid.
>>9701378
>Who? You've never heard of this "Senorita Machoke." You certain never had a romantic fling with her and then stopped returning her phone calls, no siree. You are a LOYAL and OBEDIENT gentleman.
>>9701415
>The giant fan turns out to work quite well against lightning bolts.
>>9701375
Did I mention the brain damage? I don't think an invidivdual such as myself should be used to represent anything.
However, if you think fucking Canada is any better then I'll just have to ignore you. That just isn't true.
>>9701415
Of course you don't have the brain capacity for that. You're a skeleton
>He isn't Chopin
>>9701354
You hurt my feelings! I worked really hard on that totem pole! Of course it was difficult, carving your ugly face on the wood under mine! No wonder you don't like it. I bet you don't like mirrors either!
>>9701283
>Phantom prayer equipped.
>You try hitting a living shadow.
>>9701390
May you rest well, sir.
>>9701415
Well...I did try my best, if nothing else.
Erhm, thank you for all of this.
>>9701356
You know anon, I've never really thought about it. I guess I'll take whoever I can get that isn't that earthword thing. A tomboy is fine as long as they know they'll have to be a housewife eventually. That means making breakfast, lunch, and dinner in an apron.
>>9701429
>Canada
>Good at anything besides bagging milk
>mfw Australians will be banned from 4chan permanently by the year 2020
>>9701423
Pfft, Atleast I look like a human. You're basically just a dog standing up, trying to look like a human, wearin' clothes n' all.
>>9697972
Oh boy...the next one should be fun.
>>9701293
I know because I'm more than your average gym rat alright. No need to be all bummed out about it, because it's the practitioner that puts in the work.
>>9701415
The lover's quarrel ends with a heart being ripped out. How fitting. Maybe he was holding back with those sword attacks, too? Who knows.
Merak has been exposed as a virus. Is that why he gets shitposted sometimes?
Sweet dreams, Yin.
Nito? Armpits?
>>9701481
Don't hurt yourself with the next one, my man.
>>9701358
To. Cancel. Out. Abilities. By. Touch.
>She then shuts the book with a slam, a groan escaping from her.
Yeah, didn't think this through. Guess I was really interested in writing that down.
>>9701367
What do I say here? It's not you, it's her. Literally. I only think another Garnet will catch her three eyes.
>>9701390
I'll be seeing you.
>>9701423
Yeah yeah. Let's hurry up now, huh?
>With Mizore leading them, they managed to reach outside. The cold air brought a lot of relief to the snow girl. Or maybe it was not paying and escaping the bouncers. She freezes the doors hinges to make sure they don't get them.
Whew! Guess I should say thank you, Fyxe. Had some fun after all.
>>9701481
>that one wasn't? Also, thank you! Now I can go to sleep.
>>9701463
>No Yosugay, Izaya, or Maria by 2020
ok deal
>>9701481
If you get to mine down the line this night, I'm sorry but I'm about to pass out. Looking great so far though!
>>9701481
>tfw you know there's someone who submitted 3
>>9701506
>
>>9701481
I would ask for one but you already have a long list
>>9701415
>>9701428
>She's currently knocked out and trapped inside a tree. She can't even THINK about something that could have given a hint to the Mayor's RPer.
>To be continued.
>>9701421
>Still on the floor she claps before his moving speech, she doesn't think she'd done anything perverted though but she guesses he only said that for the drama.
..
..
..
Hey now can I get up Subaru? Are there still people watching?
>>9701477
.... I'm pretty sure regular dogs don't have bre...
Oh yeah I forgot you're a kid....
In a few years you'll remember me... and either be jealous or happy as I am now
>>9701483
ANOTHER VICTORY FOR ME VINO!!!
>>9701483
Damn, I just realised Arena events are turned off. I have no idea why, but that explains why I've never seen 'em. I really like them, too.
>>9701521
>Dies forever and cannot be resurrected
>>9701483
>You casually whistle and walk away as she falls to the ground. It wasn't YOU who did that, of course not. It was the other bandaged mayor who let her fall.
>>9701524
>CONSUME THE FLESH OF THE LIVING.
>SUCKLE THE NUTRIENTS OF LIFE.
>SHOW NO MERCY.
>...
>Oh, hello...no, we're just friends!
>>9701433
Yeah, that's true. And I'm better for it too, because the brain is just one big whinger.
>>9701529
>Reincarnates
>>9701505
Y-Yeah it was really great... Let's... Let's do that another time ok?...
>Is it the alcohol or not? We'll never know, but she lets a kiss on Mizore's cheek and passes out
>The HG universes teleports her into a safe place as it does with every tribute, you can't let the anons have their ways like that.
>>9701529
>Ressurection =/= reincarnation
>Reincarnats you into a cute frog
>>9701505
Taking notes about my ability, I see. Are you some sort of journalist? Have I finally become recognized for my good deeds?
>The memes about Inkling were true
>tfw just realized he never denied being gay
>>9701521
Of course, people are watching
>he points to himself with his chest puffed out with pride
After that, I'm sure other people will realize I'm cool. Maybe they'll even forget about the past Subaru with this little show I've put on. I bet old Subaru never did anything like this. From the sound of it, he must've been a real scumbag.
>>9701560
K-Kero?! Kero! Keroo!!!
>>9701524
Hey... I didn't realize it first but...
Isn't that slavery?
O-ooh! Free those children already Craig! They don't deserve that!
>>9701524
That's such a Kosaku thing to do, being exploited like that.
That's such a Bonewheel thing to do, being cheeky like that.
That's such an Alicia thing to do, severing heads and keeping them alive through a disgusting combination of magic and science like that. Actually...is it? I don't think it is.
>>9701578
Perfeeect!
>picks it up
Heey, what if...?
>kisses the frog
>>9701580
No. This really isn't something I would be doing. But whatever gets me closer to the top!
>>9701521
Why would I be jealous of some weirdo who looks like they belong on some equally weird kinda kid's show? When I grow up and become an adult, I'll be pretty and all the boys will love me!
>>9701578
Stop shitposting Jude
死ね
>>9701580
"To Bonewheel: your spokes are nice. I like you. This was not a poem." That was...that was my poem to you, I just felt like doing one myself.
Fyxe is human now! This calls for a celebration! Except she's also bl-
Ouch, what'd he do to deserve that?
>>9701574
Old Subaru was an Order general and all... He was pretty cool actually... But you aren't bad yourself...
H-Hey now if I have to play dead all night long, put me somewhere where there aren't people... or give me a pillow, something...
The ground is pretty uncomfortable...
>>9701580
Hey Kaiji? Remember the 2nd arc? Well now it's just like that all over again!
>>9701623
>Kosaku
>>9701595
>It works! Well, sort of. She kisses the frog, and it disappears in a puff of smoke, the frog lips being replaced by air, since the new person's nose isn't quite small enough to allow for kisses.
...H-What? Where am I? I was just.. What? Who're you?
>>9701579
Hey, they get paid a wage! Sure it's only a couple cents per hour, but that's basically 100 dollars to them. These kids are richer than their parents are, they're the envy of their villages.
>>9701634
Feels weird not to be cancerous for o-
>dies
>>9701634
>You pretend that never happened. You don't want to think about it too hard, lest you break your brain.
>>9701500
Do you have a full body picture I could use as reference?
>>9701506
No prob bob. I'm bad at drawing braids so sorry about that! Goodnight.
>>9701510
Sorry for being so slow, goodnight!
>>9701511
T-Three? Jesus...
>>9701519
Don't worry, I'll ask for more tomorrow! Probably!
>>9701595
>you're actually using it
>pets
>>9701560
>Seizing up at the kiss, she puts a hand to it as Fyxe passes out.
Yeah, sure. It'll be fun.
>As Fyxe disappears, MIzore slumps against the walls, a distant look on her face.
Man! That was weird.
>>9701566
I guess that would make for a good career, wouldn't it? Didn't know they were still relevant. Nah, I'm not that. Just a stalker.
>>9701634
>he
>her
>>9701660
>Dazai quickly hides behind a bush
>The stares of a stalker making his skin crawl
Wh-what is the purpose of your stalking? Why would you keep evidence of your crimes in a notebook? Are you working for anyone?
>>9701659
>Probably
Oh.........
>>9701634
One bone rattle for yes, two bone rattles for no.
That covering the bases line was actually meant for me, but it can be for both.
BONEWHEEL'D
>>9701663
Uhh...we live in a gender revolution and simple matters such as "he" and "her" aren't so simple anymore? Yeah?
>Time to fix.
>Your other ex-wife was right: skeletons are a menace to society. As such, they do not deserve proper replies.
>You think about giving her a second chance.
>>9701648
O-Oh hey... Hello...
Y-You're not Vino?
Are you a grown-up pinnochio?.....
Damn, I can't godmod if you aren't Vino.....
>>9701616
And what do you think? All the boys love me so I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah yeah I can see you laughing but it's the true, everyone's got my name on their lips. I'm a star.
If you're cool enough I could pick you up as my sidekick and teach you how to be popular yourself, what do you think?
>>9701659
Well anon, it's really cute and you decided to give it to me without me asking anything, so I'm really happy! Cheers!
>>9701659
Have a good one. If you drop it off early I'll be sure to thank you as well. if I can
>>9701690
If I can't for whatever reason I'll do it the day after tomorrow. Promise!
>>9701649
Oooh really?
I didn't know... sorry for judging so quickly.
Though you could make a factory a little more... fun?
Do you need posters of me to motivate them? I've got plenty at home!
>>9701640
Nice little joke, Fyxe! There's no way old Subaru could be some kind of Genera! It's just too weird to have an 18-year-old do anything important like that. If he's anything like me then he should know that he has no fighting experience whatsoever!
>he takes his track jacket off and covers her with it
This is all I've got, unless you want me to help you up. You did lose to me after all, so this is sort of like your punishment. You should be happy I'm not making you bow down to me.
>>9701659
>Here you go!
>>9701732
It's fine I don't have an actual ava to request for so it'd be best if I let the others get theirs.
>>9701709
You guys like ice cream? Because I love ice cream. I don't like one of our skeleton tributes being eliminated, though. That upsets me.
>>9701746
I'm not sure exposing the children to your overwhelming sex would be a good idea, it might affect them psychologically growing up. Probably not as much as watching their friends getting worked to death, but they don't need two sources of potential mental problems now do they?
>>9701684
You know, you're hiding in one of my many spots. One question at a time, Dazai. Anyway for the first, guess you could say it's a hobby. Pretty harmless if I say so myself.
>>9701760
Caitling Gun?
>>9701732
Who are in the waiting list?
>>9701780
Damn it... died on the same slide as that skeleton...
>>9701797
Ridley
Garnet
some russian guy
Gascoigne
Kaiji
Accel
Fluorette
The Mayor
Baki
Soviet
Tsuyu
Eric Andre
Inkling
Mikun
Aron
Memoca
>>9701791
N-No
>>9701725
Pfft, I bet'cha got, like, no fans at all! Zero! None of 'em!
>The Inkling thinks for a few moments before answering the sidekick question
Y'know what, Sure. Teach me your ways, ol' wise one
>The Inkling says the last sentence in a mocking tone
>>9701725
No, I'm..
Well, I'll be. Looking around, it's definitely been through a paintjob or two, but I've been here before. Never thought I'd be dragged back.
>The man turns towards Fyxe and crosses his arms across his chest, shaking his head to her question.
No, and honest to Pete, the Pinocchio joke's nothing I haven't heard a million times before. I'm Kaku. This used to be my vacation spot once upon a time.
You're a new face. Or... I suppose I'm the new face, aren't I?
>>9701805
>>9701780
So....
Ice day today, isn't it?
>>9701780
You would've thought she'd be better at the whole "boat-making" thing.
Always be careful when playfighting, it might turn into unintentional murder.
Those "keep off" signs aren't just there for show, you know. They're there to protect you.
>>9701786
It's quite strange to admit to the person you're stalking that you're stalking them. If you didn't tell me you were, I would have never sensed your unsettling presence. Strange you would follow me all the way to a gym to watch my futile efforts at working out. To even challenge me to a contest, I have never met a stalker as proactive as you are.
How long is my entry in your book? I can only imagine the embarrassing things you have written about me.
>>9701642
The fuck did you just say
>>9701809
catling gun is cute
added to the list
>>9701318
Not where I'm from...I mean sometimes l, but...It's not like there is nothing wronf with being German is there? Some people gove me dirty looks...
>>9701482
I-I put in a lot of work! I out lasted all the boys in my masters training, that has to count for something, right?
>>9701254
>She turns around upset.
Just who do you think you are? I'm not gonna let no perv look at these!
>Sorry for the late responses
>>9701823
It certainly is creepy skeleton. I'll kick your bony butt next time though!
>>9701747
Hey just because he was young doesn't mean he was a faillure! Okay maybe he was but he was also lucky! That's why he became a genera-
>Her verbal puke i cut short by the track jacket.
T-Thanks...
Well now I think I'll... try to sleep and wait for them to leave... Goodnight Subaru.
>>9701780
Tcchh you're spouting nonense, in my opinion when they see me and the pretty sight of Fyxe island that will motivate them to get a lot of money to come there. Really it's the best plan but you skeletons always have such a gloomy fashion sense...
>>9701836
Keh! I knew something was weird about that lawn!
>>9701862
CREEPY?! YOUR FILTHY FLESH IS THE ONLY CREEPY THING HERE!
http://poal.me/abtsy2
>>9701836
FINAL!
Rocket cars are a dangerous thing. If you see one out in the open, you may be tempted to ride it. Just don't, alright?
>>9701863
Motivation is a dangerous thing though. Instead of motivating them to work harder at my sweatshop you may motivate them to go find an actual job. You'd ruin me!
>>9701889
I see more people than walking, talking skeletons around here.
Aren't you a bit out of place?
This thread is getting spooky with all the skeletons popping up
>>9701899
Rigged
>>9701902
What do you think is inside you right now, meatbag?
>>9701860
Ugh... fine, I already have enough material to draw a tomboy butt. also here it's the result
>Sagiri shows you the drawing she was working on, it was pretty similiar to you except that your butt is kind of bigger in the drawing
is peeeeerfect
>>9701852
Well you don't have to but thanks man.
>>9701899
YESSSSSSSSSSS! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! GET GRAVELORDED, YOU STUPID LOSERS! IDIOTS! GET THE _FUCK_ OUT HERE!
SKELETONS RULE, FLESHIES DROOL! USK! USK! That's United States of Skeleton, by the way. USK! USK!
>>9701911
prove it bi***ch
>>9701925
Why are you RPing in an English speaking community if your English is shit
>>9701899
I heard you were able to cast flames, yes?
Well me and flames have a awful relationship you see! After dying in a fiery inferno various times through these accursed games, one could say I HATE anything involving fire! Nothing personal, but maybe you should have trained in the arts of water, or something that wont burn my bones!
>>9701863
No problem! Have a good night sleep, Fyxe!
>Subaru stands hovering over her, watching her, waiting for the next game
>>9701920
A skeleton, obviously.
But I've got a layer of skin and "meat" over it.
Something you lack.
>>9701935
Thank you for the game, skeleton. This place is starting to creep me out quite a bit though. Think I'll just head out for now. See you.
>>9701935
A skeleton won, os it was rigged. Checkmate, atheists
>>9701935
Kehehe! Was there any doubt that the master of skeletons would fail in such a game?
Here are the boneheads. Notice how Nito also has the most kills. Total skeleton superiority.
>>9701935
Second. It has been a while since I last struck that placement, but one thing's for certain - I need to make sure that I don't get that placing again. I can dream.
>Kosaku sighs, nodding towards the host. "Why should I thank someone that had killed me outside of the rounds? Out of courtesy, I presume. Good grief."
Thank you for providing this for us. Congratulations.
>>9701950
THAT'S NOT THE POINT YOU DUMB MEAT BAG, I'M SAYING EVERYONE SOUL HERE IS JUST WAITING TO SHED THEIR FLESHY PRISON EVENTUALLY!
>>9701935
ARIBA ARIBA!
>>9701860
Guess that accounts for a good story to tell. Unless you can prove to me that you've put in the work, I'll believe you alright. But I can't, since I ain't seeing the facts flying at my face.
>No need m8.
>>9701899
>>9701935
Well done...
>>9701975
Think I'll finally head to bed for the night, thank you very much for hosting for us.
>>9701935
>>9701975
Congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun Skeledude!
>>9701819
>She's fucking oblivious
Oh yeah?
Well first off... I'd say your hair are pretty nice, purple would be better but orange and all is cool too.
Second, get some better taste in music like, I don't care if "squids" like what you showed me, you gotta listen to chill and funky stuff, that's how you do it.
Oh and... find lighter clothes, you can't be "cool" if you wear heavy stuff like that.
Have you noted everything?
>>9701820
So you're really not Vino...
>Her godmodding powers slowly leaves her
Sorry about the Pinnochio stuff, I honestly thought you were him though...
Hum...
>She scratches her head, a bit embarassed she kissed that frog on the mouth.
Yeah I guess I'm newer than you, though I'm pretty well known here... Call me Fyxe
>>9701949
Yeah, finishing some stuff and I'll sleep
>yawns
Night night
>>9701935
Nito a besto!
Thanks for the game!
>>9701935
Congrats to the ton of skele, and thanks for hosting
>>9701975
Thanks for the chance.
>>9701935
Congrats, spooky man.
Thanks for hosting.
>>9701935
I guess this means the skeletons are back in full swing. I didn't think I'd ever see the day again. Congratulations.
>>9701975
>first dead
I refuse to thank you until this is fixed.
>>9701849
You are lowkey freaking out right . Maybe you would call down if I told you my name. Mizore Shirayuki at your service.
>She tries to go up to shake his hand but she has the little problem of her body aching all over. In the end, she continues to sit in her spot.
Sometimes it's best to be completely normal. Hidden in plain sight. Wouldn't have known about you and your friend if I was hiding somewhere. Honestly, except for what I just got, I don't really have anything on ya. There is that weird thing about you wanting to die with a pretty girl.
>>9701860
Jeez, calm down Leo. You're the first German I met and I think you're pretty cool so far. If you like being a little boyish, why not embrace it? Oh yeah and people can be the worst. You're having fun, right? It's best to just ignore those people.
>>9701935
I have a lot of things in my head but I will only say two. Congrats to him. Thanks boney.
>>9701975
Thanks for hosting
>>9701975
Congratulations bone lord, thanks for hosting.
summary
>>9701952
you're rigged
>>9701950
>>9701988
>>9701990
>>9701996
>>9702003
>>9702004
>>9702009
>>9702013
>>9702016
>>9702027
No problem, thanks for playing/watching
>>9701985
>>9701955
You did good lads. You did good. I'd cry, but you both know how it is.
>>9701952
That's not rigging, that's "skeleton superiority." Duh.
>>9702012
I don't need your thanks, loser. Last place? Your thanks are WORTHLESS!
>>9701935
>>9701975
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9701935
Congrats
>>9701975
You, thanks for hosting
how would someone host one of these?
>>9702038
You're wrong. My thanks are genuine. When a man that has been pushed around and ridiculed by a bag of bones for far too long his sincerity levels skyrocket. For as long as you're a skeleton and for as long as I'm Subaru, you'll never get a thanks out of me.
>>9702062
>Go to http:// brantsteele. net/
and enter tributes and stuff.
Greetings strangers, my name is ravandil.
>>9702062
http://brantsteele.net/hungergames/disclaimer.php
>>9701996
No, no, don't fret your fluffy head off. It's nothing I'm not used to getting. Unfortunately, you happened to zap me off at a bad time. I was just finishing a certain job that needed to get done. Would you mind sending me back with whatever hocus-pocus you used to get me here? If I'm not back in two flicks of a lamb's tail I'll be out of a job.
>>9702062
Carefully.
brantsteele.net -> hunger games
hgtools.neocities.org for some helpful tools for entering tributes and cropping slides
And there is a list of codes I don't have on me
>>9702013
How... How can you know something so personal about me...?
...Unless...
>Dazai looks around, everywhere dramatically
You're not working alone...
>>9701925
>Leo blushes at the sight of the huge butt
W-who are you going to show this too?
>>9701987
Fine! I'll prove myself in one of these matches! I'll prove myself, just like I did all the other boys who taunted
>>9702013
Ignoring the problem doesn't always go away! I'm tired of people being weirded out when I say I'm a girl! Like I'm supposed to be like a princess! Well I prefer to get down and dirty!
>>9702048
>>9702049
Thank you two too.
>>9702079
This might seem like I'm trying to save face but I do want to apologise, what I said was rude and uncalled for. I don't even have the excuse of having a "rude bone" in my body, because I don't. I do have a "murder bone" though so I have an excuse for that, just as a future reference. All I can do now is wish you luck in the next time and say once again that I'm truly sorry - it was a spur of the moment, "the skeletons achieve victory and I'm mad with happiness" kinda deal.
*is smug in your path*
>>9701996
>The Inkling sighs, but still goes along with the dog girl's antics
The hair thing doesn't matter too much, I can change it easily
>The Inkling's hair colour slowly fades from orange to purple
Done.
>When Fyxe mentions Inkling's clothing, she looks at what she's wearing
But I like these shirt and shorts, They're comfy and easy to wear!
>>9702103
>>9702062
>https://pastebin.com/qUnZZqxb
>You might need this.
*blocks your path*
>>9702118
>removes you from existance
>>9702118
>moves you out of my path
>>9702126
Thanks, Japanese Goblin
>>9702138
>rolls over
>>9702118
>sniffs your armpit
>>9702149
>No prob, my dude. :v
>>9702096
Okay.... Anyway I'll have to leave myself so...
>Focusing on Vino's picture she gets back her godmodding powers, just enough to send Keku back into his world
>He likes this.
Bye bye...
Damn... I wish Vino was here.
>>9702153
'Tis but a scratch
>anyone wanna go up next? Feels weird stopping at 4, so I figure I'd push out one more game.
>>9702117
Gosh, are skeletons always this flippy-floppy? What happened to your rough exterior? I thought I was going to have someone to compete against. A Subaru v Skeleton Man type of relationship. You're knocking that dream down with kindness, and I'm not sure I can digest it.
Unless this is all sass, in which case I'll be dismantling you next round. I'll put your funny bone all the way up your butt bone.
>>9702118
>moves out of the way and crosses path
>>9702118
>Dazai chooses to take a couple of asprin and the subway to work today.
>>9702114
You do that, while I'll go get some rest to replenish for tomorrow. G'night.
>>9702180
that shota looks less like a shota and more like a pedophile
>>9702180
This is some serious autism
>>9702114
Going? I already did it! to internet of course, you can see the comments
>She shows her the comments, they are mostly in japanese but some of them are in english
Now you have kind of a fanbase, do you know what I mean?
>>9702180
this is a metaphor for red around his sister
>>9702197
>Mm-hmm! State your rules, we enter, you use the tools to make the images and we RP as you post updates. Give it a shot!
>>9702180
>
>>9702191
the floor is yours
>>9702180
>that one on the left and that one on the right
>>9702222
>A-another get!?
>>9702119
Hmm well, they sure are, but wouldn't you like something COMFIER?!
Anyway, your hair looks much better now so keep it like that.
I need to go now, but poke me next time you see me we'll keep going, I'll even bring out some of my 12years old clothes. He don't worry they'll fit... except maybe the shirts...
See you Inkling!
>>9702180
I-I think that is worst than hell
>>9702197
>guess you're going. Sounds about right, dont sweat it too much.
>>9702105
>If she could move her arms, she would snap them to get his attention. She instead has to clear her throat.
Was it personal? You said it to at least three girls here. Nah, I'm totally working alone. Like I said, this keeps me from getting bored. In the blood apparently if what my mom says is true.
>>9702114
That sucks man. I probably should not call you that, huh? Can't say my problem is as bad as yours though I'm very good at ignoring. Maybe find a balance or something.
>>9702118
It would be too much effort to move you.
>She just sits there with a bored look to counter the smug.
>>9702138
>Same with the smug girl, she just sits there.
>>9702197
>Pretty much. Best time for you to do it at this time for your first. Good luck.
>>9702168
>Kaku disappears, but is quickly replaced by another, winged figure.
...?
>>9702255
>pushes back into HG hell
>>9702251
Then forget telling you my name. You probably can fill and entire page with the many times you've written it without my consent. What would I here have to do to make sure you only write down nice things about me in your notebook there?
>>9702235
Alrighty, See ya
>>9702194
Oh yeah, it was all sarcasm. The whole thing. I don't actually care, I was born without an empathy bone. It's beyond my capabilities. Though I do come with feelings, of course. Right now I'm feeling disgust that ya wanna tickle my butt bone with my funny bone. I don't find that to be a laughing matter at all, even if it is the funny bone. Know that I'm not going to take this threat lightly, you...flesh...idiot. Yeah. I'm not gonna take this threat lightly, flesh idiot. You've rattled my bones and now you've made an enemy for life - and let me tell you, I've got a lot of life to - I've got no life to - I don't have a lif - I've got forever. That's what I'm trying to say...that I've....did I mention I'm brain damaged?
>>9702255
>Bans
>LF
>>9702215
N-no way! I mean...It's not like I care if boys like me! I dont need that I'm tough! I didn't give you permission anyway!
>>9702251
What? Arr you saying I can't ignore it? Well I do! It's all nothing to me, when I'm on a important mission to avenge my mother...
>>9702204
Whatever...typical arrogant musclehead...
Would you prefer watch one episode every week or just bingewatch all episodes in one sitting?
>>9702263
>>9702280
>Dies forever
>>9702275
like this?
>>9702291
One episode every week
That way, it doesn't get stale
>>9702291
I like to go at my own pace, but if I had to pick between the two options probably one every week. I don't think watching all the episodes at a time will allow me to truly enjoy it
>>9702291
I'm honestly not sure, maybe depends on the type of show.
>>9701752
I-I tried.
>yfw pic related is a real thing that happened
Something's not quite right.
>>9702842
Oh shit, now i just look like a fool!
boop