Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXVII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXVII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9697708
Ridley
About to die Lenny
>>9697653
Oh, no. At the time I owned a tacky fedora, hence the connection. Fortunately I no longer have it.
Mikun
>>9697708
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9697708
Reigen Arataka
Hibiki Tachibana
Furry porn
>>9697708
Fluorette
>>9697708
Lana's mother
Leomon
>>9697708
Merak
>>9697708
Agrias Oaks
Mizore Shirayuki
>>9697598
I don't know if that's a good idea. Eh, I guess one of the drinking ages in this world is 19. Not like I have anything better to do. Are we going somewhere or...
>>9697670
I'm pretty sure that's a plushie or something. Act now and you can have your own slice of mediocrity.
Elias Ainsworth
Joji-5
>>9697708
Sagiri
Ryuko Matoi
>>9697708
Night Dog
>>9697708
Gem knight Topaz
GRAPPLER BAKI
Kosaku Kawajiri
Aubrey
>>9697708
Lum!
Deku
Inkling
>>9697708
FYXE
>>9697722
So? I have a Stetson cowboy hat. You don't see me throwing it away.
>>9697708
Dog Mom
Reimu
Catling gun
stu
The King in Yellow
Ivan Braginsky
>>9697708
Aron.
Good Hunter
Flake
>>9697708
Homemade ice cream
>>9697740
Oh, you were calling me a baby.
I thought you meant you had babies that looked like you.
Aliera Carstairs
Hat And Scarf Girl
Starman
Chelsea
Bitchen tits
>>9697708
Boat
>>9697808
>furry tits
Dropped desu
>>9697708
Soul
Bellona
>>9697808
...is that what I think it is?
Secret ava weekend when
>>9697726
oh fuck, I liked this character.
>>9697740
Well, I always have a bottle or two with me but I guess we can go on a bar ah ah!
I'll be paying for everything don't worry! I've got plenty of (you)$ after that tournament
>She grabs her hand and leads her to a random bar that has just spawned for RP's needs
>The neon letters say "The 7th Heaven
>>9697854
I appreciate it anon, I like you too
>>9697708
Soviet
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9697842
Nope, not at all
Mall Grab
Yotsugi Ononoki
Bell Cranel
>>9697690 (Soviet)
>She takes it awkwardly, she has never held a rifle in her life and well... it kinda gets in the way
O-Okay what are we gonna do?
>>9697843
It would give me a reason to start fagging again
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>9697708
Tamatoa
>>9697708
Sniper loli
Looks like that stormy weather during Fyxe Island washed away some of the UIDs. Erosion is a serious problem in the 21st century, friends. Care about the environment.
5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9697842
It's right in the name, my man.
>>9697843
Hopefully sooner rather than later, since I've thought of the perfect ava to use.
>>9697843
>mfw I have a secret ava in mind
Alright let's do i-
>mfw I have no will to rp and any feeble attempts I would make at doing so would be outshone by people sucking the dick of some meme ava they wanted to see that will only stay for five minutes like the last 3 secret ava weekends
>>9697911
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9697908
Do not use Rico as some filler! I will buttfuck your soul!
>>9697911
>>9697777
>>9697899
>>9697911
READY TO GO. I'M SICK OF LOSING THESE, LET'S GET BACK ON THE ROAD. THE.. THE VICTORY.. ROAD. IS THAT A SAYING?
>>9697890
here, I got bored
I'll make one of these for all the avas that reply to this post. It might take me a while but I promise to do all of them!
>>9697911
See ya at the finish line!
>>9697932
>do me, do me
>>9697911
No blood bath death this time!
>>9697911
Well, maybe that storm was strong enough to wipe the earth, but the sky will need to be stronger that that to bring me down.
And so is your game!
Bring it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQbajLGCXlA
>>9697922
Fuck you I do what i want
>>9697911
Looks good to me!
>>9697932
>>9697932
Ok, thats pretty adorable
>>9697911
>Flake is ready for battle once more.
>>9697911
>>9697911
Let's begin.
>>9697932
>
>>9697932
I'll take your offer
>>9697797
Yeah, that ain't mine. If only I did have babies. That would fix a few problems. Never gonna happen though.
>>9697865
No need to pull so hard.
>She rubs her arm as she begins to look at the sign.
So this is a bar. It's probably really dirty in there. Perfect for me right now.
>>9697911
Yeah. Do it.
>>9697889
>>9697740
>>9697932
>>9697932
>tfw want to reply but know you're going to get swamped
>>9697932
Heey. Thats really cool! Thanks a lot anon!
>>9697932
>>9697932
>Good luck Buddy!
>>9697911
Damn it... missed by 3>>9697911
>>9697911
I'm ready when you are!
>>9697932
Take your time when doing this. I know whatever comes out will be good.
>>9697972
>>9697911
Я гoтoв. I'm ready for the road I have to travel. I'm ready for the people I'll have to face. And, most of all, I'm ready for...
I'm ready for Soviet to use better vodka whenever he chooses to summon me! Бoг! For once, use quality vodka!
>>9697932
Кaкиe? What is this?
>>9697911
Everything appears to be in order. Begin at your leisure, host.
>>9697946
>it's not even her correct gun
Way to tuin one of my fave animes!
>>9697890
I've got you.
>walks around to get behind you and adjusts your hands and arms so that you hold it better, afterwards he pushes your back so it makes you lean in forward
>he moves the switch on the rifle from safety to semi-auto and steps away from you
There we go. Now pull the trigger, and aim for that target ahead.
if i nigger a shitposting ava does that make me based or cancer
>>9697932
>if you'd be so kind.
>>9697932
Your generosity could motivate me to work on a code or something.
>>9697911
>>9697960
>>9697835
>>9697911
Ready to begin when you are
>>9698015
Based cancer.
>>9698015
cancer unless asuka
>>9698015
Neutral
>>9697932
...
>>9697932
>I'd always appreciate new images, if you'd be so kind.
>>9697927
Accepted.
>Gives egg.
>>9697932
That's pretty sweet. You don't have to draw the Mayor, I just wanted to respond to give you that compliment.
>>9697960
One white hair for another. Accepted.
>>9698021
Ooo, right in the nick of time. Accepted.
ABSOLUTE SWAP CUT-OFF HERE. Starting ASAP.
>>9697932
>>9697932
>use this image for me
>>9697932
And so anon was swarmed with requests and died.
>>9698015
You'll probably be shitposted enough to break threads so the cancer will counter the based.
>>9698043
eggs is a dead meme Fuck You
>>9697990
>much appreciated!
>>9697932
Make me beautiful booby fox.
>>9698021
Eh? You could do way more damage than I could with that sword of yours. Guess I can't change your mind. Yeah, I'll try my best.
>>9697932
>>9697932
>Porfavor
>>9697960
Dirty? Naah it's just the delicious scent of the night. I promise it's nothing awkward really, I'm not FP!
>She pushes the doors, psychedelic ray of lights clouds their visions and the Eurobeat drowns any kind of rational conversation leavin only grunts and scream.
PRETTY NICE HUH??
>She goes to the barman
I'll have a tequilla sunrise, hey now, whaddaya want Mizore?
>>9698010
O-Okay let me tr-
>She leans fowards and pulls the trigger, but her chest is so heavy she falls.
>The bullots hits a piece of metal and - by some RP deus ex machina- comes back directly at Soviet, piercing his Soviet's hat.
>At least he's not dead.
S-Sorry aah... You shouldn't have pushed me
>>9698090
ROMA INVICTA
Who are your /hg/ friends?
Bye.
>>9698115
Bye bye anon!!
>>9698110
All of you.
>>9697911
Looks good and interesting
>>969793
Well since you're offering.
>>9698131
Fuck you faggot
>>9698125
I'm glad to be your friend anon...
>kisses
>>9698131
Me too!
>>9698140
hot
>>9698140
>manually replying
Kek
>>9698110
Everyone but Hoshi, Yukine, Bokin and Yin.
>>9698101
>he flinches a little bit after the bullet goes though the top of my ushanka
I guess we are going prone then... stay laid down and grab the AK-74 and use it to fire it. Don't want you to fall down again because of your chests being bigger than the CCCP
>>9698061
Youtube froze for no reason so now I'm cranky, and you're not making it any better. Accept the egg.
BLOODBATH!
Just drink more vodka and walk it off. Your kind is always fine as long as you just guzzle more alcohol.
Well, Night Dog, you wanted to know what those were. How about getting a bit up close and personal with them?
That's not how you eat ice cream, Soul.
I've noticed Kosaku always strikes out when given phone numbers.
If his gaydar is right, then either Fyxe has a big kinky secret, or Merak is a very convincing tomboy.
"About to die" is right if you don't run.
You gotta know which 2hu's which after that folder-sharing earlier today.
>>9698157
Actually I was too slow. Oh well.
>>9698170
Is Bokin the bastard child of Yukine and Bolin?
>>9698201
Kek
Fanart when
>>9698110
Based on the people here, Fyxe, Ahri, Soul, Real guy, and what was of Gorey.
>>9698190
I'm...not comfortable with this partnership.
>>9698190
Another bloodbath death for me, oh joy.
>>9698190
And don't forget to donate!
>>9698115
Farewell, sir.
>>9698190
Perhaps the oddest thing is that I really don't remember having one in the first place.
>>9698190
I can assure you I have nothing of the sort between my legs, and even if I was... I probably couldn't hide it I mean...
As above so below, right?
>>9698101
Well good because I have too many ins- ahhhh!
>She wasn't expecting the place to be so bright and loud, leaving her to close her eyes and cover her ears from the sensory overload. ONce they reach the barman, Mizore stands mouth agape at the selection.
You do know this is my first time drinking, right? This is a lot to think of. What do you think will be the best drink for me?
>>9698115
Later. I'll be seeing you.
>>9698103
Huh. Don't know what that means but some reason I'm feeling pumped. Like I can make it to the second night. Thanks.
>>9698190
>Breaking out of her makeshift ice cube, the girl yawns as adjusts to waking up.
That felt more like ten minutes. And everything still looks the same.
>>9698190
>Flake picks up the phone... but doesn't know what to say and starts breathing into the receiver.
>"Oh god who is this person? Do they know who I am? How did they get this number!?"
...
>After an uncomfortable thirty seconds, Flake just hangs up.
>>9698190
How do these so-called ancient calendars know that I'm going to exist in 2017? Maybe it's talking about another Aliera Carstairs from their time that burned all the crops and poisoned the water supply. It's not exactly a common name, but anything's possible, right? Let's just say that's what's going on and leave it at that.
>>8129811
No, fuck YOU.
>>9698190
Don't look at me. Ask her.
With that body, I'm willing to bet more than one kind of surgery was performed.
this anime is cute
say something nice to her
>>9698190
Well, this has to be the strangest start to one of these I've had yet
>>9698243
What are you even talking about?
>>9698190
YEAH, DUDE, NO PROBLEM. THERE'S ACTUALLY THIS REALLY COOL PIZZA PLACE RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET FROM WHERE I LIVE, I THINK THEY LET YOU BUILD YOUR OWN PIZZA FOR $4.99 OR SOMETHING, THEY HAD THEIR OWN JINGLE ON TV THAT WAS REALLY CATCHY AND GOT STUCK IN YOUR HEAD. LEMME JUST WRITE DOWN MY NUMBER AND WE CAN HEAD DOWN THERE ONE OF THESE DAYS.
>Tetsutetsu writes down his number on a piece of paper, but the handwriting is so poor that the numbers are barely legible. To make matters worse, he didn't even write the correct numbers.
>>9698273
Kys
>>9698190
>>9698264
lmao wtf
>>9698238
>>96911
o-only if it's with you, onichan
>>9698231
Yeah you're pretty cool friend either. Ah ah I still remember when you wanted to gun me down though.
Alright, let's try again! >>9698183
>She carefully puts a knee on the ground, aim and pulls the trigger.
>It barely hits the dummy, but it hits it anyway alright.
>>9698266
Now that's just cold, everything's natural Merak... Maybe it's just that Lion's stuff that is broken.
>>9698201
Yes. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to report Yukine for somehow impregnating a 13yo boy.
>>9698190
Cyкa! Squatting before entering a game is suppose to help me stretch, not break my leg! Serves me right for doing it while in the mud!
>Ivan lies on the ground, drinking vodka while yelling at the sky. Knowing him, his leg will probably be fine by the next day... Probably. Russians are crazy.
>>9698299
That's just a horrible waste.
>>9698302
That was in the past, and didn't trust that you were a good person. Strange how thta is going down now?
>>9698304
Hello Comrade Ivan!
DAY 1!
Special abilities? This early, and the only three-time champ can now fly? Oh, boy...
That's not how you eat eggs, Soul.
Fyxe getting a bit of personal time with half of the Topaz couple from earlier.
Perhaps you wish you were dead now, Lenny.
>>9698231
>what was of Gorey
Pardon?
>>9698238
You can't donate on Twitter, you silly goose. Gotta set up a Paypal for that.
>>9698243
Yeah, something's definitely below. :^)
>>9698190
We'll I'm all ready for battle! I shall show off my awesome sw-
>The cyborg is bewildered when he finds out that his signature weapon was accidentally left at home.
W-wait! I can't go to battle without my sword!
>He scrambles through his stomach inventory, pulling out various junk like rotten tomatoes and his training sword.
>>9698273
Burnt to a crisp, just like the bacon I ate this morning.
>I got a warning from the mods for reporting the gay couple copypasta, because they deemed it as not spam.
>>9198340
C-Can we have sex?
>>9698250
Oh really? Oh yeah you aren't 21, but nobody will mind if you drink here.
Heey Jackie! Give her hmm... A german blonde alright, not too strong alright, it's her first time.
And no she doesn't want to go out with you alright.
>After a while, the man puts out a small red glass of tequilla, and foam-spilling glass of beer in front of Mizone, the drops glistering in disco lights
>>9698279
N-Nothing ah ah! But really don't accuse people of being gays like that.
>>9698339
>takes that battery and prepares to sell it for more money and ammo
For what I have heard around. I heard that Goat kid has gone away or worse.
>>9698339
I have a LOT of eggs
>>9698339
>All of Flake's fur stands on end as SHE'S electrocuted. She stumbles backwards and then flops over on the ground.
>>9698339
ugh forget it, sounds like a hassle and why do I feel like this won't build endurance at all.
>>9698339
Oh look, a shiny little quarter. Who cares? Besides, I doubt that girl's going to just waste money like that. She probably attached some tiny bomb to the back of it and it's rigged to explode once one of us picks it up. Leave it for some other schmuck to grab.
>>9698339
>The bat being made out of ice, shatters after the fifth hit. The mail box barely looks beat at all.
Didn't think this one out. Maybe I need a real one.
>>9698339
Are you pandering to futa lovers now?
Stop with that okay, there's nothing but a big abyss.
...
...
Okay now don't make a Nietzsche joke with that! I didn't want to say that.
...
Hey Topaz... life's alright?
>>9698339
HEY, THAT'S LITTERING, YOU KNOW. DOESN'T MATTER IF IT'S A COIN OR NOT, DROPPING THAT ON THE GROUND MAKES YOU A PART OF THE PROBLEM, IDIOT. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO WHEN ALL OF OUR TREES ARE GONE BECAUSE OF THE SHIT YOU THROW ON THE GROUND? NOTHING, BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD THEN.
>>9698402
YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO IGNORE IT, BUT AS A HERO, LITTERING'S A CRIME I CAN'T JUST LET GO, LADY.
>>9698339
How very annoying...
>>9698190
>Bell grabs the newspaper that flew into his window and unfolds it, curious to see what the headline of said newspaper was.
>He blinks numerous times after he reads the headline, unsure what "White Haired Boy Looks Like Kuga" means.
>>9698339
>Bell comes across the body of "The King in Yellow" and properly cremates the deceased tribute, then gathers his ashes and scatters them over the cliff in remorse.
Farewell, man in yellow. I watched how you died and nobody deserves to die such a terrible death.
>>9698339
Look, a coin!
>Throws the coin and runs away from the dangerous people
>>9698302
Eh, it's also a possibility, considering I've never heard of such a thing as a "gaydar" on my entire life.
>>9698339
Good thing that worked, even if your idea was a bit... unusual.
>>9698273
I'd fuck a burned girl who barely has any of her left hand left.
>>9698329
Блядь!
>Ivan rolls over and grimaces at Soviet, giving him a thumbs up. His leg is still broken, but that won't stop him from talking to his friends.
Пpивeт, Soviet! What brings you to the arena this afternoon? I heard your summoning, you won't need to worry about that!
>>9698339
>Ivan nods, patting the creature on his back as he listens to its story.
Well, take this into account - at least you don't have a broken leg. Physical pain is worse than emotional pain, дa?
>>9698329
You can't really hide a shining personality anyway.
Oh heey now, how did I do? I touched that dummy, alright.
I can't WAIT until I get the piano event
>>9698368
SJW mods were never a meme. Welcome to SJWchan.
>>9698432
You didn't? It has been pretty hype lately... Oh well, let's forget about that. You'd not make a cute girl anyway
NIGHT 1!
That first event should surprise absolutely nobody.
The knight becomes the king, the 2hu becomes the queen, and...actually no, I'm going to stop thinking, since this already sucks.
What kind of nerds spend their night roleplaying as fictional characters? Hah!
Good Hunter not receiving a hole in his chest as a result is a miracle.
>>9698384
Oh, yeah, he took a bullet through the head and is on permanent vacation now.
>>9698416
I pander to whoever ponies up the most moolah, baby!
>>9698368
I got the same too, welcome to the club.
>>9698454
W-WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR!?
CUNT!!
>Flake rubs her sore cheek, too blinded by the pain to realize she just shouted something vulgar.
>>9698339
>>9698437
I appreciate the gesture, human, but please, just leave me be
>>9698373
I still have no idea what you're talking about
>>9698454
Why is that human running away from us? The only thing I can think of for a reason is my appearence
>>9698437
Doing very well. I just wanted to summon you so I can talk with you comrade.
>>9698439
You did, for some advice, when you are aiming down sights, make sure that the notch in the front is level with the back sights.
>>9698423
You have fun getting yourself blown up over the incredibly noble cause of preventing *littering.* I'm just gonna walk a safe distance away from all this so that steel shrapnel doesn't come flying into my eyes once you pick up that coin and set off the bomb. It might look small, but I'd bet good money it's got a big punch right under there.
>>9698454
>Aliera sees the girl trying to limp away at the bottom of the cliff and calls down to her from the edge.
Yeah, that was real smart of you. Have fun finding a doctor in this black hole, moron.
>>9698460
>>9698368
>mfw reported the spammer and didn't get a warning
>>9698454
FUCK THESE STUPID THINGS, ALWAYS KILLING ME.. LISTEN, YOU MIGHT THINK IT'S DUMB, BUT THAT'S JUST BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. OF COURSE YOU CAN'T LIGHT WATER ON FIRE, ONLY IDIOTS WOULD THINK THAT. BUT THIS ISN'T WATER. THIS IS ICE.
>>9698454
Low hanging fruit...
>Roleplays as herself, flat chested.
>But quickly realizes it's simply not possible, even with all the bandages in the world
>>9698373
These drinks have some weird names. Wonder if they were drunk making them.
>Waiting for her drink to finish, she takes the time to look around the bar. The sights and sounds makes her rub her head and sigh.
This is not what I was expecting from a bar. Way more... happy than I imagined.
>>9698454
I kinda forgot the outfit when starting this. And my favorite character. So I will just be myself.
>>9698454
Oh that's a lot of extra hands to help out around the shrine, might be able to take a quick nap then.
>>9698452
You say that as if it were a bad thing. Why would I want to be a girl anyway?
>>9698454
Meh. As long as it pays, I'm not complaining.
>>9698454
Oh, hello there! We're doing some role play and i'm dressed as my favorite character, Miku!
DAY 2!
These tits are stronger than they appear. Be warned.
Reigen. I don't need to say more than that to get my point across anymore.
You should've let the guy made out of solid gemstone handle the Chinese toilet bombs, for fuck's sake.
In Soviet Russia...American pig fight you? I dunno.
Should've given him your hat and scarf so he'd be entirely complete.
That's...that's not a water gun...oh, oh dear...
>>9698486
Something else is hanging low. :^)
>>9698486
https://youtu.be/a_WurTZJrpE
>>9698454
Sad... That's too bad. Hope he is having fun in heaven.
>>9698534
That hurts, I might wanna try this against the kebabs in Syria
>>9698477
...
Well forget about it then Leomon... Good luck, but don't expect me to give you victory.
>>9698478
The what about what?
Hmmm...
Can't I just do it on instinct though? It's always worked so well so far.
>>9698507
Being a girl is pretty nice for a couple of things you know. Aren't you lazy? Well, people never expect me to do things, so I can be lazy all I want myself.
Isn't that pretty nice?
>>9698534
FUCK OFF!!
When I said give me the spotlight I didn't mean it this way.
>>9698534
These teeth aren't only for show..
>>9698534
>>9698534
Consider me unimpressed, you two
>>9698535
>thumbs up
A really soothing tune, right?
>>9698534
I knew those team skull lyrics would come in handy one day.
>sees shit ton of replies
I-I promised...
>>9697941
here!
>>9698534
Haven't you guys heard? School's out and for this girl, it's out for good! Go out and have some fun, why don't ya while I try to find a good enough song. This will work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDqNHl9ACQs
>>9698454
>>9698479
>>9698477
>After she leaps off, Fluorette hits the ground with a heavy, painful CRUNCH. She instantly collapses to the ground and vanishes.
>A moment later, a door appears out of nowhere as Fluorette slowly walks through, rubbing her legs sorely with a wince.
Please remind me never to do that again.
>>9698534
>>9698561
These nightmares shall not plague you long. I promise this.
>>9698454
>>9698514
>>9698486
That's... pretty weird. Of all the ways to spend ya day, ya do this?
>The Inkling scratches her head, and seems very confused about what their doing.
>>9698534
T-that went way worse than expected.
Good thing modern science allows prosthetics to be an option.
>>9698555
But I don't want to go through periods or creepy guys.
>>9698454
>Ivan doesn't even stare at the sign, too busy looking in disgust at the creature he travelled with.
Являютcя ли oни peaльными или oни пoддeлкa? Дaжe ee нe тaк вeликo кaк твoя.
>>9698477
No, please, please, I cannot fathom leaving another comrade behind. That, and, ah, I'm not ABLE to leave your be. Broken legs are inconvenient...
>Ivan looks down at his leg, sighing in discomfort.
Are you not okay?
>>9698478
Then let's talk! It has been days since we have last conversed! Have you and your friends been alright? Is your daughter fine? Please, please, tell me more about your time without me!
>>9698534
In Soviet Russia... We do not fight heathens like these! This is disgusting! This water isn't water and I'm going to throw up! No, no, no, no...
>Russia hides behind a tree, praying to every deity he knows that the creature won't find him.
>>9698568
Makes my nipples erect
>>9698534
>Bell pulls out his Hestia Knife and gets into an attack stance, he then charges at the disgustingly large pair of breasts and attempts to stab his knife between them.
>Unfortunately for Bell, his attack was countered with an electric shock which makes him fall to the ground, twitching and convulsing from the electricity coursing through his body.
>>9698578
>Ayy looks fuckin great, thanks a million! Any new images of Tetsu are more than appreciated.
NIGHT 2!
The Russian can shoot fire! The fox is now a frog! Fuck you, baby, this is the Gauntlet's rules!
I was under the impression demons ate bones, though.
Porn. The answer is always, always, ALWAYS porn. it'll work even better since you have a MILF in the equation.
Congratulations on all that ice cream.
You can't even blame me this time around! That was God's will!
>>9698555
You literally set me up that second time. Come on now.
>Want to request for an edit but I know it'll never happen since I only use a filler
>>9698489
Heey! Drink yours before it lose its freshness.
>She grabs her own and swallows it without any class.
What did you expect? Gangstars playing cards? People drowing their sorrows in alcohol? Naah, I told you I'd make you unwind.
Heh if you want, we'll dance a bit.
>>9698480
Did you report the gay couples copypasta?
>>9698610
Hell yeah I LOVE ice cream!
>>9698610
Yeah, that sounds good in theory but I'm only ever gonna get naked for one person.
>>9698610
Can't wait to hear what he says next week.
>>9698587
Nothing a warm cup of tea won't fix
>>9698592
I usually don't do that but it's pretty fun. You wanna try? You'd make an awesome chtulhu!
>>9698598
Heh... It's comes with the package, it's not as bad as people say it... And... they aren't creepy just... misunderstood ahah
>>9698610
I said SPOTlight not lightNING
Oohh...
I'll never win this I get it...
>>9698555
I wouldn't expect any less from anyone here
>>9698600
It's been forever since I found a good fight here. How can I get stronger if I don't get to go all out?
>>9698610
I hope none of you expect me to drive. I'd end up getting us all killed
>>9698555
Can't argue on that. Also you can keep that gun and the ammo. Now I hope you don't flinch too hard, unless your arms aren't that strong or you are really scared of guns.
>>9698600
I know. It has been a while and I hope you have been doing well these days, on other news, Lisa has just gotten out of school and is starting her summer vacation. Planning on going to the shooting range with her
>>9698634
No I reported the really long post because I knew it was blatantly spam and the mods would too.
I have a lot of experience with mods being fags so I've become and expert on this topic, trust
>>9698666
It wasn't a short pasta either though.
>>9698610
>He watches as The Real Guy, The Best Guy gets struck by lightning and stands there in awe, but his moment of awe was soon interrupted as he heard Fyxe start to laugh at what happened. After crossing his arms at her action, he watches as a bolt of lightning comes from above and electrocutes her. Amused by such events happening, Bell starts to laugh but only momentarily, a look of fear coming over his face.
>>9698610
You didn't catch anything.
>>9698652
Jose Cuervo? Jack Daniels?
DAY 3!
Say your prayers, Ivan. Even if he's been shit at predictions lately.
Kosaku, always the better man in any situation.
The lengths you'll go for your cosplay. Too bad it can backfire.
I suppose it sure as hell beats modeling for fetish porn. Most things do.
God is absolutely, positively pissed right now.
>>9698651
...Goooood, goooood. It's entirely fresh, y'know?
>>9698652
>Points to self.
>>9698657
My luck's been ass lately too, don't worry.
>>9698592
I dunno. It's pretty appealing to me and some others. It can also become a bit fun.
>>9698610
Aw, come on. I spent the las of my cash on those.
>>9698657
Yeah, no. Sorry, but I'm not buying your crap.
>>9698664
I can? O-Oh thanks a lot Soviet!
Well.. I don't really like shooting at things, but maybe it will come in handy one day, you never know!
>>9698694
I'm talking about MONTHS without winning anything.......
>>9698653
I-
...I thought you were asleep.
>>9698610
I've heard many worse. We shall be fine.
>>9698694
Time for some dirty work...
>>9698587
Do you want a certain time to remind you, or what? You gotta be more specific if that's what you're wanting out of us after we just tried to kill you in the arena.
Also, for the love of God, at least close the door behind you. Didn't you ever learn some manners growing up? I guess you were too busy training to jump off cliffs...
>>9698694
>Bell follows along with the others performing the rain dance, unsure if this attempt will even be successful. It's times like these that he wishes he knew water magic, but unfortunately he only knows fire magic.
>>9698657
Lemme guess, I gotta be Cthulhu cuz i'm a squid right? I wanna be someone cool, not some weirdo squid at the bottom of the sea, I can't even swim!
>>9698697
How in the heck is pretending to be something that doesn't exist fun? Stop bein' stupid!
>>9698707
I can help you know how to use it more. Maybe if you get more experienced I can teach you how to take it apart and clean it.
>>9698694
>the scent of cooked meat and burnt electronics fills the air.
>>9698694
That's unfortunate, it was a really nice door.
>>9698715
I can sleep with all this noise!?
>>9698610
>Ivan puts his new powers to use by setting a fire to keep himself warm. If Alfred was here, Ivan would be sure that he would say something among the lines of "Dude, you're just like Mario!"Fire is one of the greatest things to grace mankind. Thank the Lord for granting me this power! Winter's going to be less cold now!
>>9698660
Ah, you don't need to worry about that, my friend. You are at your peak strength here, aren't you? If a slice of bread have the same range of powers as you do, it's a fair fight!
...That is what you're looking for, yes?
>>9698664
I have! I won a drinking contest against Fyxe and now my title has been restored! Today is a great day for Russians, my friend! Ring the bells!
Oh, do you have any shooting range in mind? I could always look for some good ones for you if you wish.
>>9698694
>Ivan sighs, bringing out a bottle of vodka and taking a mighty swig of it. As the Lord's guarantees finally strike Ivan, he downs the rest of the bottle and yells to the sky.
Would it kill you to tell me how I die so I can avoid it? You're taking a Russian much to lightly, I could beat Death right where he stands!
>>9698755
>Formatting errors are the best.
>>9698694
Hey, my job is pretty awesome. I get paid to eat!
>>9698717
>As if on cue, the door slams shut on it's own, before vanishing.
There's no need to be so rude about it, now. And, ah, it was a bit of a figure of speech, but thank you.
>>9698747
I barely spoke at all...
NIGHT 3!
Play "Boльнaя птицa"!
Aw, c'mon, at least play along for the kid.
You had better not be giving that boat a weapon. They have a reputation for being astoundingly aggressive.
Yes, I get it, we're on /trash/. No need to remind everyone.
>>9698707
...You were gone for nearly the entire time I've been here.
>>9698694
What exactly is this supposed to be? It looks like you slapped a broom covered with paint against a canvas over and over again
>>9698755
I want to improve, but as long as I don't get in real fights here, I cannot
>>9698694
>vomits from lungs bursting
>>9698620
Oh right.
>Taking a few seconds to look at it, she takes a small sip from it. Closing her eyes, it seems she was expecting something.
Eh? Aren't these things sposed to make you feel someway? But yeah, pretty much. Don't know if it's the best if I was her- WHAT?
>Going back to her drink, she takes several more sips.
Still nothing. That dancing though... I had planned to dance like this with one person. With anyone else, it would feel like I'm cheating.
>>9698689
Those both sound like old men.
>>9698694
You're either a goat, a hobo, or a woman without a face. Gross, not happening.
>>9698694
Someone's gonna be pissed that I did this. Does this make me your mom or something?
>>9698788
Man it's really annoying who you come up here and just scream your problems like it's gonna help- oh. This is a wake up call.
>>9698788
>Bell hunches over and sighs, his body growing tired due to the amount of work he has to do in an effort to clean up the various messes and body parts.
I don't think I'll be able to finish this in just one day...
>>9698703
Well.... Maybe it's for the best if you don't know how cool it is to be a girl... I mean, a lot of people are unhappy to their genders and... well I don't judge, but it's not pretty. Be happy with how you are.
>>9698739
Heeeh? But Chtulhu is pretty cool. Okay maybe a bit weird but people likes him a lot?
Okay okay how about... Robin from batman?
Yeah I know he's a boy, but who cares? And you already got the mask!
>>9698788
I know right? And even before that it's been MONTHS
That's how long I haven't won a game....
>>9698742
Sure Soviet! Poke me next time and we'll do that. For now I think i've had my fair share of guns bullets and all for the night ahah
>hands him a vodka
It's free. Ivan's stuff, I always got one on me!
>>9698788
Just passing through
>>9698788
What are you doing in there, you don't look like dead in any sense of the word
>>9698755
Live in St. Petersburg so I go to some of the popular ones in the area, and congrats on your victory. That means I can rely on you to drive me home if I get wasted some day. So how is you job going?
>>9698788
>zaps the man with a tazer that is hooked to the electrical system
>>9698788
Well that's done, no idea who's ashes those were though.
>>9698782
You're speaking right now.
>>9698739
Weeeell, People just take pride and admire it. I don't know why, but that's the only answer. You may have to search more!
DAY 4!
I've heard ink paintings are in demand right now thanks to Splatoon 2 coming out.
Even in death, Reigen just HAS to be an asshole.
...You're trying to make your proclamation a reality, aren't you?
Aron's gunning for the second win, but will he manage to go all the way?
The Russian wakes up hungover. Water is wet.
>>9698827
Oh. My condolences. And I thought 4 weeks was a long time in my case.
>>9698788
Hey watch where you're zapping that thing, unless you want a imprint on your face.
>>9698827
Only problem about that poke bit is that the faceless bastards hiding here are gonna yell at me for doing that because they think I am thirsty, even though I have lost that feeling after a while
>>9698800
They may be aged but that just adds to the taste. And they're both pretty good at getting the clothes off people if you catch my drift.
>>9698800
Hmm... I don't know. Dizzy? Happy? How about your throat? I know it's pretty light but... aren't you feeling that raw burn? I hope you do, it's the best part.
>>She finishes her glass and lets out a satisfies groan before smashing it.
Another one!!
...
Huh? Oh, it's you've got a boyfriend maybe?... Well, there's no need for it to be awkward, I know there are all kind of rumors with me and FP but I prefer guys, so it will be okay really.
>>9698788
Considering my "occupation" I'll have to loudly refuse.
>>9698842
>Fluorette lets out a little sigh.
I suppose I should leave you be, ma'am?
>>9698855
I have precious little opinions on this matter I'm afraid.
>>9698788
>Ivan doesn't have any immediate songs come to mind, so he plays the next best thing - his national anthem.
Poccия — cвящeннaя нaшa дepжaвa, Poccия — любимaя нaшa cтpaнa. Moгyчaя вoля, вeликaя cлaвa — Tвoё дocтoяньe нa вce вpeмeнa!
>>9698793
Ah, but can you not take solace in the fact that you're so good that you don't need to improve here? As soon as you enter these gates, you're already the best... Ah... Wait, is that what you want to hear? If it's any consolation, almost anyone and everyone would be happy to fight.
>>9698841
Ah, alright. Thank you, thank you! It is a blessing to finally regain my title after all these days! The next one, I can assure you I (might) win!
It is going well. I still need to keep up with politics, and I would sincerely appreciate a morning where I could go five minutes without hearing what America keeps doing. At times, I wish it was the Soviet Union days...
>>9698855
Гoвнo.
>Ivan's dead, nigga.
>>9698782
Oh, no problem. I suppose I'll quit being my usual pessimistic, semi-asshole-ish-but-not-really self and ask if your legs are alright now that you've "walked out" on the jump there.
Get it, because of the door...? Remind me not to say stupid things like that again.
>>9698788
Aw, c'mon! I doubt we know half of these songs. Play some of the good acoustic stuff, maybe the quieter Elliott Smith songs, or Hank Williams if you're in a country mood. I'm not even that big into music, and I know you can do better than this.
>>9698855
>Taking a few minutes to look at it, the girl clinks her fingers together in deep thought. Standing up, she is ready to give her answer.
I don't know what to think of it. Shoulda gotten an art person, you know? Do like the blue though.
>>9698855
It has to be him. Right?
>>9698889
A bit late for that, I'm already awake now.
>>9698866
Oh yeah? And why do you care exactly? Didn't you see me earlier? I hosted a world tournament even with the storm of the century going full force.
Just do your stuff Soviet, we're friend, you're not gonna let some anons kill your fun.
>>9698855
No need to rub it...
Anyway, a win for FP is a win for me!
YOU CAN DO IT!!
>>9698855
LENNYYYYYY
NIGHT 4!
Bitchen tits are a bitch...en tits.
It was about time he did ninja stuff. He looks the part, but I was wondering if he had substance behind that fluff.
Inkling apparently made such a good impression with her painting, she got hired for some housework! Let's see how...oh...oh, dear. Well, at least Aron's going to inform her that...oh, that's just even worse.
>>9698893
You can run from RNGsus, but you can't hide.
>>9698827
But i'm not wearing a mask. If you're talking about the black parts around my eyes, every Inkling has 'em. Alotta people do confuse for some kinda mask, and those people don't know anythin' about Squids.
>>9698855
Ta-Da!
I call it "Starry Night"
>The "canvas" is the the whole room the inkling was it, and it's covered in different hues and shades of blue. The Inkling seems very proud of her work
>>9698893
You can sleep in my home so you don't have to hear the American left screeching about the conspiracy that we did something. Other than that, nothing has been going on big for me. Has been boring and nothing other than the occasional shitstorm that comes by here
>>9698917
I know it wasn't a mask dummy... But that's why I said you'd be perfect for Robin, you don't even have to make one!
You're also at the right height!
>>9698855
>Bell stumbles away after suffering life threatening wounds, his body and clothes dripping with blood as he collapses to the ground. He reaches out to the arena border and lets out a groan, mustering the strength to say one final sentence.
This is how it is...this is how I die...I decide to take part for once and I die by the likes of that...thing.
>Bell's hand falls to the ground and his body goes limp, finally succumbing to his injuries and passing on.
>>9698916
It should be simple for anyone with a decent amount of dexterity, I don't know what's wrong with you two
>oldfag comes back
>it gets more cancerous
Makes me think about how shit every single fucking one of are
>>9698916
Really? I thought it was just regular sand...
>>9698958
Mostly Jude
>>9698916
>faker lasted longer again
I thought rare candy was supposed to be good for me.
>>9698908
Thanks, I guess I am used to having to fight for myself and doing nothing but take the hits or just keep my head down to stay low and avoid causing a ruckus because of how much of some anons have a hate for me.
>>9698916
And why the hell should I care?
>>9697951
this one was pretty fun to make
>>9698916
>Baki awkwardly shifts the cup towards Deku, leaning on the edge of his seat pretending as if nothing ever happened before.
Here you go... dude, courtesy from one guy to another....
DAY 5!
I guess he just pecked out her nipples. In which case, OW.
Warm weather? The network censors? I'm not really sure, but I'm not going to get close enough to ask.
He might just be complimenting himself for vanity's sake.
>>9698958
It's not good to insult yourself. That's indicative of low self-esteem.
>>9698869
Ewww. Guess I should be glad that they got some game even if they're a hundred or something but it doesn't fits my taste.
>>9698873
Did you just say burn?
>She grasps her neck, a thin coating of ice appearing on it.
Any kind of burning is bad for a yuki-onna. It's bad that I can't feel it.
Eh, I thought for sure... guess I will have to change it in the book. Well he's not my boyfriend. More like future husband.
>he can't open a can of soda with his feet
>>9698916
Not if I drink hard enough to avoid his clutches! To Russia!
>Ignoring the fact that the Lord's guarantees had come true, Ivan drinks heavily and recites Russian prayers to make sure he doesn't die horribly in the next game.
>>9698939
Not that. Every time I wake up, I hear that the president has said or done something incredibly silly. It truly is a horrible thing to wake up to, considering that I just want to do Russian things...
That's horrible. I can assure you, however, that you might be able to get a front seat to the next drinking contest. Bы хoтeли бы пocмoтpeть?
>>9698992
Didn't you say you'd not talk about oldfag stuff again?
WTF are you doing Asgore.
>>9699007
I can, and I have
>>9698942
But'cha said I was wearin' a mask! Don't try to trick me, weirdo fox-doggy-thing! And hey, Are you callin' me short, cuz i'm not!
>>9698992
Gosh darn it! How in the heck do'ya play this game anyway!
>>9697951
>>9698990
fug I forgot to remove that small green thing in her hair
take this one instead
>>9698992
>oldfag
>>9699016
>expecting him to keep his word
>>9698990
>>9699030
Awww, it's so cute. Thanks a bunch Anonymous! I'll make sure to cherish this gift forever.
>>9698916
Geez!
>On instinct, the ax freezes in it's place on Mizore's back. It makes for a good stand as she falls to the ground.
>>9699048
>signinficant
>>9699001
They're just two brand names of alcohol. I'm pulling your leg.
>>9698905
Then...what is your suggestion, if anything, if I may?
>>9698896
I have the distinct impression that if this continues we'll only get on each other's nerves as it were.
...Not that I'm averse to horrid wordplay.
>>9698916
She could've at least made it green.
>>9699074
>>9699074
>>9699074
>>9699074
>>9699074
>>9699016
>how shit every single fucking one of are
I was responding to that, friend.
>>9699059
>Thanks for pointing that out. I always get images when I'm tired and don't look for typos. Fixing it now.
>>9699008
I am not to bothered, sometimes I laugh at some of the responses to some of his tweets, but for Trump's tweets, I don't care at all. And yes, I wanna see what it is comrade.