Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
don't post ponies post funny bears instead
this is the official funny bears thread
>>9697663
Bears are cool
I don't do bears.
how about some twinks?
>>9697689
yes
>>9697683
This is acceptable
>>9697693
NOOOOOO!! NO TWINKIES!!!!!
>>9697748
trannies?
he he
You guys have fun I'm going back out and knowing the people I'll be hanging with I won't get back till 5am or so.
>>9697776
no trainies
bears do not fit well in them
>>9697811
I'LL MISS YOU
>>9697816
oh.
>>9697811
have fun bun
OWO whats this?
>>9697838
Do it for skitty!
i'm tired of posting bears, resume posting ponies if you want
Oh no
>>9697838
skitty's fetish.
Oh yes.
>>9697886
>>9697893
>>9697895
oh yes
This is happening.
>>9697968
So wrong
I'm scared
Blewberry's antics are fairly amusing, Id say.
>>9697981
Skitty's been asking for people to cover themselves in peanutbutter and for once Im going to give Skitty what he wants
But he is going to bed.
>>9698019
damn it no! that cannot happen!
Skitty get the fuck in ehre you're ruining my antics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SKKIIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Does anyone know the time limit for deleting threads?
Just wondering.
A few minutes.
This is terrible news.
don't forget to post more pictures, blew.
>>9698173
im sorry Sergal friend... without Skitty or Smuglord here to freak out it just doesnt feel right. I'll just roll the diaper and peanut butter up and do it later when he's around.... Sigh.... life is pointless.
>>9697663
I like my bears extra comfy.
>>9698209
aw... well, if it's worth anything, I think what you're doing is fucking disgusting. and I think you should stop before the lord denies you access to heaven. no matter how much you repent.
>>9698249
you know the old poster that went y the name of "panda"?
>>9698249
>>9698274
awww thanks... that helps a little bit = ) i'll get around to damning my soul more tomorrow for sure. today I just cant manage it without Skitty.....
Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
>>9698274
>you know the old poster that went y the name of "panda"?
Nope.
>>9698352
SKITTY! YAY!
>>9698352
All it took was a little push.
>>9698324
understandable.
>>9698366
it was a long shot.
thanks for the prompt reply
>>9698295
>>9698379
anda la verga
>>9698383
...
>>9698379
what do you want asqueroso
>>9698408
I like our bearposters
>>9698403
is that photoshopped? lol its fat asf
>>9698383
youre the best.
>>9698352
when making a peanut butter skitty diaper, I recommend using a disposable latex glove. that way, you can keep your hands clean so you can tape it up right. peanut butter would otherwise get on the tapes and make it hard to put the diaper on.
>>9698408
*excited squeaking*
>>9698436
woops, got so excited i forgot to post the pictuire!
>>9698352
>>9698436
If you're doing what I think you're doing you better wash up after, I can't imagine having peanut butter stuck in your ass is good for you
>>9698435
Several news stories related to it. Just a bear that people keep feeding. Funny to look at but sad in reality. Not because its fat, bears love being fat. Sad because the bear will scare some suburbanite and animal control will come out and likely shoot it. Happens here in Alaska all the time as some douchebag moves away from the city to get in touch with nature only to freak out when nature comes to visit.
>>9697663
nnnnnuuuuuuu
>>9698459
Ive got some experience with this stuff, it'll be fine.
>>9698448
>>9698435
When makign a skitty peanutbutter diaper, its also good to shave your junk. This provides less surface for peanutbutter to adhere to and makes for easier cleanup. Also, the diaper is a tykalbes overnight, and the peanutbutter is smooth. I DO NOT recommend crunchy peanutbutter for a skitty peanutbutter diaper.
>>9698574
Only some kind of madman would use crunchy.
>>9698448
what is it with you and these off brand pepanutbutters?
looks like the bargain bin version of good peanutbutter
also I upgraded to ALMOND butter which is like the next generation 2017 peanutbutter GET ON MY LEVEL YOU FUCK FACED FAGGOT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPmdt0nsFSw
>>9698614
>Justin's
LOL
>>9698614
That image is beyond perfection.
>>9698614
Im going to put it on my dick. Im not going to get the fucking organic 20 dollar a bottle stuff for that. If you send me some fancy peanut butter I'll certainly put it on my dick for you though, but outside of that, beggars can't be choosers.
>>9698599
I'd try crunchy if I had it.
>>9698627
Don't fucking laugh at me
>>9698649
Exactly.
>>9698655
I thought the choice of that specific brand was something intended to be funny.
>>9698679
>>9698674
well it's good and I like it
lol
Post more of your Trolls merchandise.
>>9698455
>>9698705
Fitting.
>>9698574
Disgusting.
>>9698714
im too stupid to read and understand your complicated texts fuck off
What did he mean by this?
I think he is upset with you.
That does not seem sensible. There was nothing complicated about that post.
I think he still upset, from the previous thread.
>>9698718
aaaah holyt shit this is fuckign gross jesus christ sxkitty qwhat have yo udone to me? this isnt fun at all? i was tryimng to bnae fuckimng openminded but gfcfufffuck! ITS FUCK,ING EVERYWHJERE
How rancorous.
>>9698805
how do we know you're actually in this sticky situation?
It is done. I cant believe I let you talk me into this, Skitty.
>>9698792
This diaper dude is weird af
>>9698834
let it begin.
i had second thoughts as soon as i touched the stuff, even with the glove on. Let me just be clear that peanut butter is clearly not my fetish. I can respect Skitty's interest in it, but its not really for me.
>>9698851
I'm sure Blewberry has never been so insulted.
>>9698805
>>9698838
You are a disturbing character.
>>9698851
Yes but it is for the greater good. I'll be here if you need me.
See, Nick knows what he is talking about.
He is definitely going to need you after his peanut butter fantasies are being fulfilled.
>>9698864
try mixing coconut oil into it next time
>>9698892
so why the peanut butter fetish
>>9698903
what
>>9698851
when making a skitty peanut butter diaper, if you are not jewcuck, make sure to retract your foreskin so the peanut butter gets aaaallll under the foreskin.
goddamn this felt weird... ive had vaseline and stuff down there but peanut butter is totally different.
>>9698882
yes, this must be.
>>9698877
squee
>>9698929
you have to go outside and walk around the street else it doesn't count
Imagine if he had not made that one-off joke about asking his friends if he could cover them in peanut butter.
What a lovely day.
>>9698967
Why would I want to do that? Its raining.
>>9699009
I keked
Stolen trips are best
You are a sick and mentally ill man and I am glad you live thousands of miles from me.
I tried to write Skitty's name on myself in peanut butter but it was starting to mush around and get everywhere so I gave up
I mean it looks like he covered himself in his own diarrhea
I am sure he appreciates the effort.
>>9698984
very
>>9699055
You think about that next time you want almond or peanut butter.
wHEN MAKING A SKITTY PEANUT BUTTER DIAPER ITS IMPORTANT TO USE PLENTY OF POWDER
>>9699042
YOU WANTED BOYS COVERED IN PEANUT BUTTER. WHY ARE YOU PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS, SKITTY? IM TRYING TO MAKE YOU HAPPY!
>>9698985
There are things in this thread I would have been better off not seeing today
Make sure you tape up your skitty peanut butter diaper really firmly. You don't want any of that stuff squishing out. I recommend doing the two bottom tapes and then the two top ones.
>>9699063
I'm good at suppressing memories. I was trained early on. I will forget this happened every time I step away from the computer.
I feel exactly the opposite.
>>9699107
That might be what turned you gay, you know.
>>9699091
you can have this one if you provide an image ofa dog kennel and leash/collar
>>9699107
I'll be here to remind you.
>>9699118
The fuck are you talking about
>>9699130
Never mind.
>>9699100
hahahahaha
>>9699107
le finished product
>>9699108
You just cant please Skitty. He asks for someone to cover themserlves in peanut butter. I do it, cuz I'm a nice guy and I'm open to new kinks, and now he's trying to shame me. I feel like I could cry. Oh, hold me Eris!
>>9699120
d-does this work?
>>9699125
You can't remind me when I'm not here :)
and that's pmuch the only time it matters anyway
Nothing matters when you are not here, bby.
>>9699143
He's so wishywashy, that one. I can tell you are trying your best.
>>9699134
No, tell me.
>>9699100
#ー犇z、禺Pイl
>>9699197
I was suggesting you repressed some homosexual experiences from childhood.
>>9699195
I just want Skitty to like me... Now he's gone and lured me into humiliating myself infront of bread and he didnt even seem to like it. My public embarassment is totally pointless now and I can only hang my head in shame.
BAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>9699211
I can't read moon runes
>>9699237
Is a tripcode, though.
>he doesn't know what a tripcode looks like
>>9699184
This almost sounds like a threat.
>>9699242
>>9699250
Oh, I didnt notice the hashtag
Testing it I guess
>>9699268
You mean the pound sign.
>>9698901
there will be no next time....
>>9699268
pasta, let this be a lesson to you. If Skitty asks you to cover yourself in peanut butter for him DONT DO IT. All he wants to do is add it to his fap folder and then he'll just ridicule you and say youre a sicko.
>>9699343
Youre wiser than me.... I'm just a trusting fool I suppose... sigh. I thought that smearing peanut butter on my naked genitals and photographing it was a gateway to a world of skitty related fun and adventure, but it turns out its just left me feeling empty and also kind of greasy.
>>9699212
but I only suppress weird shit like blewberry
when i was younger i used to go fishing to a lake with a friend often and they once pushed me in the water and I kinda just pretended I was dead in it and they jumped in after a while and I just started swimming away, we were laughing and I started trying to swim around like a tadpole and they poked me in the rear and I was like WTF BRO, so I strated flopping back to shore and they took off my shorts and put their finger in me.
Fuck diapers. Instead, get a pair of women's panties, jizz in them, and then wear them.
Someone else can handle that one.
This sounded like a real story until the last second.
>>9699389
hahahahahaha holy shit thats the best skitty story ever. I cant stay mad at you. I forgive you for pressuring me into putting peanut butter on my dick, Skitty. *hug*
>>9699406
>>9699406
this was just a special Skitty thing. I wasnt going to try the peanut butter play without something to contain it. I dont know how SKitty keeps it from getting everywhere
>>9699389
I am gonna masturbation to this story
>>9699590
post pics!
>>9699425
We still hang out every now and then but we don't go fishing much anymore or swimming for that matter. Sometimes when they're talking to me I remember that and it makes me feel pretty awkward.
>>9699479
I wasn't taliking to you you fucking derp heck off
>>9699641
So this is something that actually happened?
>>9699676
.. yeah
>>9699641
>CLAIMS TO REPRESS LOTS OF BAD MEMORIES
>VIVIDLY RECALLS BEING MOLESTED
... I dont think you know what a repressed memory is, Skitty.
>>9699670
Why dont you tell me in vocaroo, peanut butter friend?
>>9699707
>>9699728
They kept trying it cause i'd laugh each time it happened and they almost fucking drowned me because I couldn't control my laughter
I'm a little confused by this.
>>9699755
heck off
>>9699746
>>9699772
WHAT DID I DO
>>9699746
Skitty, literally why do you continue to hang out with people who abuse you and endanger your life. This is a serious question beyond our playful banter and I'd really like it if you gave me an answer. You still talk to the guy who fingered you and nearly drowned you, the guy who shot you, and who knows how many other people. These people sound wreckless at best and abusive/manipulative at worst.
>>9699590
wtf bro
This is a weird video:
https://vimeo.com/154910822
>>9699784
If I go to sleep now when would I wake upp? not 1 or 2 I think
>>9699814
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
reminds me of this
>>9699829
after one but before three which isn't so bad. you were a good sport tonight and deserve some rest.
WHAT
DID
I
DO
>>9699856
or maybe I'll wait till 12 or something
>>9699864
idunnjo..
>>9699890
Oh.
>>9699890
okay
>>9699908
WHY ARE YOU BEING SO QUIET
>>9699908
ALSO I HOPE YOU DON'T MISS THESE woops caps lock also i hope you don't miss these nines.
Me?
>>9699988
I blame you for this
Ah, fuck.
>>9699999
>>9700003
>>9699813
Jk, *fap more intensity*
>>9700041
>fap more intensity
>>97000000
>>9700041
lol
>>9700049
I can't be bothered with proper English with my dick in my hand
>>9700058
Understandable.
>>9700037
>>9700132
Yes, good show old sport.
>>9699414
also fuck you btw
>>9700174
WHY?
>>9700152
Why thank you! I took peanut butter pics and Skitty coudlnt even get trips for you, does that mean I'm your favorite now? also, I dont have a chickun of Great Gatsby but heres one of his other works
WHAT
DID
HE
DO
>>9700181
i remember you said you use all caps to denote sarcasm instead of the all caps normal meaning
>>9700201
nothing wrong?
>>9700213
When there are insults involved.
>>9700198
I'll need to see if I can get him to take peanut butter pics before coming to any sort of decision.
Or almond butter, I guess
>>9700230
>>9700230
ah, a wise choice. you are the King Solomon of peanutbutter dick pics.
>>9700250
>>9699999
Checked
>>9700272
NO, you can keep blewberry than
>>9700296
Peevedâ„¢
>>9700296
Jesus christ Skitty its just peanut butter. You come out with this weird idea to smear peanut butter on someone and then you dont even want to do it for us? Howabout just your belly button?
>>9700318
Hey hey!
Best orgasm ever
>>9700452
Nice.
>>9700459
Screenshot your name for me,Screens it's just blanks
>>9700483
Jesus my texting is fucked today
>>9700483
>>9700452
YAY!
>>9700499
Quality thread. Thanks Blewbs!
>>9700550
You're welcome, but the real credit goes to Skitty for the idea.
I'm still wearing it by the way, I'm kind of too terrified to take it off and have to deal with that fucking peanut butter again.
>>9700494
weird, just looks like this for me
>>9700652
>>9700590
Gotchya! Makes sense!
>>9700661
Thanks Skitty!
>>9700665
>>9700666
>>9700690
How're you urshula?
>>9700710
Back from another run. Same distance as last time. How're you? Do you still want more Rarity?
>>9700666
also chekt
>>9700760
Nothing. Browsing /mlp/ again. Found a thread with a map of the Anons there.
>>>/mlp/30228690
>>9700828
sounds like fun. I just had some ice cream and considering what to do with the rest of my night, though obviously a shower is going to be part of that plan.
>>9700852
Haha, yep.
>>9700881
woah where is this from? Is that you? where are your legs?
>urshula is a diaperfag too
Shocking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SM4xKY-u2xI
>>9700907
I was searching for a pic of AJ in a diaper for you, and that was in the resuls. Couldn't pass it up.
https://derpibooru.org/1436947
>>9700940
>guy who asked me to wear a peanut butter diaper is kinkshaming people
LOL just LOL
>>9700981
Its cute but.... it kinda disturbs me that there are no legs. Still, thanks! I know those diapers, I can fit in them but just barely. They're actually a pull up. Either wa,y I appreciate it!
>>9700940
Nah, I just enjoy finding stuff for people sometimes.
>>9701060
I don't buy it.
>>9701018
I didn't ask you shit but you already knew that.
>>9700755
Applejack and Rarity are best~
Do you run often?
>>9701085
you said you wanted someone to smear peanut butter on themselves and i took your invitation. Why are you being such an ungrateful little shit?
To be fair, he said that he wanted to do the rubbing.
>>9701099
Lately, yes. The friend who I'm staying with currently wants to be in the army. He's on an exercise binge. I've become his running partner.
>>9701125
He is kink shaming himself
>>9701163
Which arm?
Don't you guys have like, half a dozen different armies?
>>9701177
Gimme a minute. I'll ask him.
>>9701140
well, that invitation is open then...
>>9701168
Its sad, really.
>>9701177
He says he's a 2.5 year army ROTC cadet.
why do bad parents take their damn kids to the grocery store at midnight? they're ruining night shopping for me.
if you're a parent and your >10 kid is up past midnight without it being some sort of natural disaster or other act of god in effect, you failed.
>>9701198
>>9701241
Oh cool, so he's enlisting as an officer?
>>9701140
>>9701125
>>9701140
>>9701168
ABSOLUTELY NOT
If any of you were even the least bit honest and accurate in your recollection of things you would have said
1) it's not a kink
2) I wanted to cover people in peanut butter solely so that I could imagine that I brought it to life and inquire lifes secrets to my peanutbutter life form
3) i ONLY want to do this with actual friends
>>9701261
shouldn't it be <10
Should I have done some coke?
>>9701297
I'm just playing along, don't get so serious
>>9701261
You don't tend to get that here except in the more... low income area's, you could say.
>>9701314
oh right.
>>9701331
here the whole city is a low income area, even the nice parts.
>>9701326
Nnnnnnnnnnn-yes
>>9701297
>I wanted to cover people in peanut butter
This is what I said, and all that I said.
>>9701273
He's a reserver officer in the training core cadet. He doesn't enlist, but says he'll get a college degree and train into the army. He says officers in the US Army don't enlist unless they've been enlisted prior.
>>9701350
*reserve
>>9701343
It baffles me that despite income/education, you don't have some common sense aspects.
like kids need sleep.
It's either entirely stupid or entirely self centred on their behalf.
>>9701350
Fair enough.
>>9701397
So, uhhm... Don't you have military experience? I've gathered?
>>9701326
No.
>>9701261
what the shit? Thats fucking insane, really, that happens? I love shopping at night, its the only time walmart is fit for a civilized person.
>>9701297
>I'm not Skitty;s actual friend
I COVERED MY DICK IN PEANUT BUTTER FOR YOU SKITTY WHAT MOPRE DO UI HAVE TO DO???????????????
>>9701343
what if they can't leave the kind alone? maybe they had to really buy something and there was no option left.
>>9701407
Reservist as well, but I'm inactive currently while I study.
I'm going to go active again in a few months when I'm more mentally stable.
I'm going to the gym again as well for the fitness aspect of it so yeah.
I've never been deployed anywhere though or anything like that, and I'm not an officer, just a Rifleman.
>>9701439
the kids should be asleep by then. if theyre sleeping, who cares? cant just go waking them up and then dragging them to walmart.
>>9701439
bad parent. they should have planned ahead.
>>9701494
What could be the meaning of this image?
>>9701297
also, how is this not a kink? Are you unaware that this is an abnormal desire? Not kink shaming you here, but this is a weird way to gain sexual gratification. Own that and embrace it. I bet there are lots of other peanut butter fetishists out there.
Rural dance party
>>9701456
Oh, that's awesome. He's asking me quesitions:
>Are you intending to go officer?
>How is the PT?
He says he trains to keep up with the enlisted.
>>9701547
>>9701494
It is decidedly a fetish. Here is proof.
>>9701599
I mean asking Raptor questions through me.
>>9701516
lol idunno
you ever tried almond butter?
dude... it's pretty good stuff
>>9701329
Skitty, suck me.
>>9701638
I do not believe so.
Perhaps I will, on your recommendation.
If I hate it, I will be expecting reparations from you.
>>9701638
>now hes trying to get Eris to smear his dick with almond butter
Skitty y u do dis?
>>9701647
Hey there iap, how goes it?
>>9701599
No, I'm not interested in being an officer myself.
If I have to, I'd rather be the one fighting than sending others to fight, nothing against officers mind, couldn't fight effectively without them obviously.
PT is probably pretty similar to what he's seen or experienced himself, Reservists here have it pretty cruisey, we get to pick and choose deployments and work time and shit most of the time.
It's pretty great, but it's also expected that if you're asked to go on a deployment you'll go on it.
Also there's the whole 'if war were declared' aspect where you'll instantly be integrated into the full force if some shit goes down.
>>9701667
DONT DO IT ITS A TRAP HES JUST GOING TO INSULT YOU AFTERWARDS
That is Skitty.
>>9701651
who even are you
>>9701667
It's good.. I have some, never had it before. It's like the same except different, idunno how to explain it.
>Good one. Really solid one.
wtf does this mean
>>9701675
wat, i'm not iap..
>>9701677
lol i forgot about the shopped version of that cap.
Today I'm one step closer to destroying discord pony bread, strike one successfully accomplished, I have deteriorated its quality to a significant degree and it is lieklkly a matter of time before the mods retaliate like faggots
>>9701775
I think I was the one who shooped it back when we were trying to get people to download that shit. Good to have both versions. Haha heres another classic.
>>9701762
I'll take your word for it.
The same and different, of course. I understand.
>wtf does this mean
Your joke was of very high quality.
A classic, vintage even.
>>9701816
i remember that night.
>>9701834
https://static.imagesync.org/images/d8/65/d865b9c41aaa7648394396d04348a1f8.webm
>>9701676
His response:
>ROTC is part of the reserve force, so the same thing would happen in the US if it were attacked. US officers are expected to lead from the front. They don't send people to die because it's a really fast way to get fragged. No disrepect. People can request assignments and deployments, but the final (frequently only) word is where Uncle Sam tells you to go.
I'll ask: why did you decide to join the reserve?
>>9701879
Why have you shown me this
>>9701813
oh shit are we fucking with discord? I want in. What are we doin?
>>9701877
I might do a chickolantern again this year.
Tire burning fun
>>9701909
>oh shit are we fucking with discord?
The absolute madman you are responding to right now went in there and pinged every single person at once. It was something to behold, truly.
>>9701909
be sure to take pics.
>>9701942
i bet that smells lovely.
>>9701676
I should clarify: he is going to be an officer, but he isn't at the moment.
>Reserve Officer Training Core
>ROTC
>>9701893
We have officers that lead with a battalion, but honestly I've only seen lieutenants do it, I'm not sure what happens with captains and above.
A lot of reasons. Fitness, strength, character development... a lot of reasons really... I don't really know why I stopped anymore desu.
>>9701942
yay!
>>9701947
oh shit thats pretty brutal
>>9701959
I will, if I survive the night without being slashed up by a pack of twelve year old 4channers.
>>9701909
I just kinda decided to go inside and bother everyone within arms reach for a moment and then leave..
maybe I'll attack same time tomorrow again
>>9702001
THE HORROR
>>9702001
let me know, I'll join in!
nick?
>>9702091
>Post in the new thread twice
>Go back to the old one
>>9702107
I like to multi post a lot.
Most people don't know but a lot of the time when I'm posting here, I'm ALSO posting on reddit, funnyjunk, facebook and 2 other forums.
>>9702141
I am displeased by your choices.
Unrelated to this, I am leaving. Farewell.
Well I guess I'm alone now, I think I'll go to bed.. I'm sleepy af..
>>9702163
OUCH
by..