Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
>>9686236
are we all gonna get raped?
>>9686223
You're right, You're here to do exactly what I say and I say post a picture of yourself preferably of your face.
>>9686225
Yeah. Is nice
Howsu?
>>9686245
Oh most certainly.
>>9686252
by interrogator?
>>9686251
I've been pretty sick the last 4 weeks honestly, only started looking up the last few days, todays the first day without any nausea, until about 20 minutes ago anyway, so yeah... going relatively ok now.
>>9686261
Or Interrogators rape men who I simply assume he has on his pay-role
>>9686255
Would you feel more comfortable if babs took the picture and posted it?
>>9686266
it seems like an ignoble profession
hit-rapist
>>9686266
Sounds awful
Hope you get well and stay well
>>9686267
I won't forbid it but i won't encourage it.
>>9686282
>>9686283
Hey babs could you take a picture of rita and post it for him? He gave his approval.
I admire your persistence.
>>9686292
You seem excessively obsessed with getting my picture.
I now forbid it.
>>9686282
IT's true, But You can find anyone for anything with enough money I suppose.
>>9686283
Thanks Rita :3
So Whats next for you two over the weekend?
Going to check out some more of the local sights and such?
Babs was saying earlier about seeing the wilderness around Ithink
>>9686307
https://youtu.be/_f7fbT3ldL8
>>9686323
>>9686323
I just realised you changed your trip kek.
nice.
>>9686309
Got no set plans.
Will probably just go out for walks and such.
>>9686323
I am 12 and wat is this
>>9686323
here is my picture
>>9686332
What are you talking about I've always used this trip.
>>9686340
The Enigma one was better.
>>9686292
I think I'll stay out of whatever the hell this is
it seems tedious and disinteresting
>>9686309
I'd never pay anyone to do my filly raping for me
that just seems like, a waste of money and opportunity
what's the point of....like, it'd be like going to a theme park and paying someone else to go on the rides for you
why'd you buy a ticket in the first place if that's all you were gonna do. Explain these rape-men to me, because clearly I'm missing the point.
>>9686345
skitty ruined it though since he'll most likely never let go of "hurrr it looks like enama."
>>9686368
It's unfortunate for you that you made an enemy of him.
>>9686381
I don't get why I set him off so bad, I don't feel like I was doing anything different than the rest of you.
>>9686338
Fair enough
>>9686340
kek, fair enough.
>>9686355
There's only so much bun poster to go around I guess, and the internet has created too many people and not enough time to rape
>>9686395
My recollection is of him being irritated when you suggested that he was unattractive, with the hope that would post pictures of himself to disprove it.
>>9686410
I'm glad we came to an understanding.
>>9686416
That was just his own conclusions, he always takes things in the worst possible direction. With him you're guilty until proven innocent.
>>9686422
This time, perhaps~
>>9686433
>That was just his own conclusions, he always takes things in the worst possible direction.
I believe you are correct about this, but I do not think I am willing to agree about this particular situation.
>With him you're guilty until proven innocent.
This one is probably only relevant for "suspicious" characters like ourselves.
>>9686457
At least he still talks to me sometimes.
>>9686471
All hope is not lost, yet.
>>9686448
>>9686518
Lol, nice Az
>>9686527
I'm gunna head to bed, have a good one.
>>9686921
ᵍᵒᵒᵈ nᶦᵍʰᵗᵎ
sleepy time
>>9687028
good niiight
Anime Posters should be exterminated.
Prove me wrong.
>Protip: you can't
>>9687342
You can really say that about all posters though
Prove me wrong
>Protip: You can't.
>>9687342
all my favourite shitpost boards will cease to exist
>>9687365
Anime should only be used for ironic shitposting.
>>9687342
Why would you say such things anon? You shouldn't go around spreading lies like that!
>>9687376
Nah.
>>9687357
Morning!
>>9687385
Morning, how is it going for you?
>>9687392
Oh you know, just chilling.
>>9687342
>>9687445
>>9687430
Noice I need to get ready see ya around
>>9687464
Have fun at work!
>set alarm for 9am tuesday
>goes off 8am today
>set alarm for 11:20 this morning
>goes off at 10:50 instead
>>9687727
smokey phone is bust
>>9687805
>>9687821
this piece of shit. i only got it 3 years ago.
a phone should last for 10 years and then be heavy enough to use as a doorstop, for phase 2 of its life.
>>9687842
phones haven't really been usable as actual bricks for quite a while
"new" episode in 10 minutes.
http://stram.horse/
http://www.bronystate.net/
>>9687866
you can still cram it under the crack in the door if it's thick enough. just wedge it in there.
>>9687829
>>9687884
maybe you can shim it up a bit, like with some paper or something
>>9687905
that's what your cell phone case is for.
when i was a delivery driver years ago, some nigger stole my shitty nokia 3100 prepaid phone out of my car while i was making a run to the projects. it only had two minutes left on it, so i called him twice to eat them up. a stupid ass porch monkey answered the phone both times.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH WINDOWS
you see that space below the trash bin?
I literally can't fucking put my trash icon any further down closer to the task bar than this
fuck windows
fuck bill gates
what the fuck
>>9687942
FUCKIN' WINDOWS 98
>>9687942
can't you right click on the desktop/view and uncheck the auto arrange to grid option?
>>9687942
are you willing to change the scale of the icons?
>>9687985
nope
>>9687966
holy shit people actually use that option? horrifying
>>9687957
winblows
>right clicked
>view
>clciked auto arrange icons
possibly my worst mistake of 2017, watching my icons get manhandled and fucking forced into an alphabetical nazi line made me emotionally unstable
>>9688075
you needed some damn order. your icons were all over the place.
>>9688075
Lmao. Just lmao desu.
>>9688111
c-chekt
I'm watching the baby boss :)
>>9688107
but my order is best for me, i know where i put things, if i let pc do that for me i don't know where thing is and it makes me ANGRY
>>9688120
Thanks, senpai.
What's that? Some awful movie?
>>9688075
hey, i saved this picture so you know exactly where to put them
>>9688131
i thought you went to linux anyway.
>>9688149
I dual boot between windows 10, 7, XP, ubuntu, gentoo and cent os
>>9688139
believe it or not but I literally just came home angry, couldn't forget about losing track of my icons on my desktop, so angry infact I was tailgating random people and flipped off an old lady on my way home and thanks to this picture I put them all back where they belong. I'm ok now. Thanks
>>9688134
it seems ok, looks like a kids movie
>>9688400
Enjoy, I suppose.
>>9688400
>checked
>>9688400
I'm sorry what?
>>9688441
>>9688431
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naV2N1K0A3g
u ever wake up and realize you're not an emotional landmine that takes estrogen supplements so you lose your masculinity and end up looking like a total fucking faggot and start avatarfagging with pictures of yourself in obscure deviant fringe fetish online communities?
>>9688464
yes u heard right, thank you kindly for your services
>>9688539
I cant say that I ever have, no.
You think about this often? That is interesting.
>>9688560
not often but i walked into a discord community just a while ago and couldn't help but notice it, the subject is windows development and for some fucking reason there's alwasy this one fucking dude avatarfagging as them fucking selves, it's attention whorey behavior even worse than actual women, then i realized almost every group I'm fucking in has one of those, the furry, programming server, the anime, the pone, they're everywhere
where did evolution go wrong?
baby boss is a good movie lmao
>>9688610
People like this provide amusement unintentionally, by being targets for mockery.
That is a noble purpose, I would say.
>>9688669
The reception is not very good.
Probably not the worst thing your watched recently.
-your
+you've
>>9688740
lmfao dude the baby talks with a rapsy hoarse voice and is secretly living as a rich CEO what's not to like about it, the fuck is wrong with yall inernet people, never satisfied with anything
>>9688801
I'm glad that you are able to find joy in simple things.
Yeah, there are traps on every Discord.
Is Eris is a trap?
Yes.
>>9689002
r-really? how do you suppress your urges to be an attention whore?
>>9688840
exterminate
>>9689128
Every time I think of photographing myself, I receive an electric shock from the experimental device implanted in my brain.
alt right death squads
>>9689176
Don't you mean Right Wing Death Squads?
>>9689276
no
I want them to be Furreys
alt right to be exact
>>9688362
that would be a septuple boot.
they sell autism spinners at the gas station here
they look like garbage chinese trinkets tho
Is that not what they are in the first place?
>>9689615
Who would buy an inferior quality spinner?
Philistines desu.
>>9689680
nah, you can buy decent high quality models on the internet
>>9689685
huh? who are the philistines? I'm not religious but I googled it and david vs the goliath came up and all these pics look like the intro for some porno
Hahahahahaha.
is he joking
>>9689799
This is very good post.
Philistines are common people who lack taste.
>>9689680
I think one of the original selling points for them was that they were made using high quality USA bearings. When they became a hit it caused a lot of cheap chinese ones to flood the market.
>>9689799
Phonecians are a much better race of peoples imo.
>When two people respond to your joke as if it were serious
Fucking philistines.
>>9689955
Dumb philistine barbarian mongrel.
my iphones speaker is dying :/
Nines.
It must be one of those Chinese knockoffs.
>>9689452
Sextupe. There are 6 operating systems there.
>>9689615
They're being sold everywhere.
>>9689862
me? joking about what
This board sucks.
>>9689994
Looks like it'll be time to unblock the smartphone general on /g/
>>9690004
It's a Chinese hooker, of course it sucks.
>>9687936
you stole your own phone you mean and called yourself.
>>9689997
stfu you impecunious tramp
>>9690069
is that dissy's broken english i'm detecting?
or just another drop out.
>>9689994
Gee, if only you could plug in a pair of headphones...
>>9690203
I think it's but a nigger.
>>9690217
Ruby!
>>9690217
I have the headphones it comes with right on my desk but honestly who the fuck uses that ????
>>9690229
oh my gawd.
you said the n word.
Use them so you stop fidgeting with your microphone when you record your Hebrew voice.
Don't remind him; he will become self aware again.
Skynet?
>>9690250
Oh my god! What on Earth am I going to do with myself? Why must you be such a belligerent reactionary?
>>9690281
>>9690267
SHOTS FUCKIN FIRED
Yall both wana take me on? Bring it I'm not scared of u, I'll fuckin fite you eris AND THE FUKIN RABBIT
>>9690301
Kill Interrogator first.
>>9690301
Why can't we just get along skitty, we're all friends here right?
We can run while he does so.
>>9690290
you can check yourself into racist re-education camp, so you can learn about all the great things black people have done for the world. like...
um. it'll probably be in the camp brochure, just get packed.
>>9690301
Is it wabbit season?
>>9690320
>we're all friends here
lol no
>>9690333
chekt
Except John who is his lover.
>>9690240
Hello Anon! How are you?
>>9690248
Jeez, if only you had a 3.5mm headphone jack you could use to plug in ANY headphones
>>9690250
So did Bill Maher last night.
>>9690326
The invention of slavery and short sharp sticks?
>>9690357
>Jeez, if only you had a 3.5mm headphone jack you could use to plug in ANY headphones
nigga I don't like using headphones period is my problem
>>9690357
Ano-OH riiight the name thing.
Ruby tuesday!
>>9690347
Demons?
>>9690357
which n word was it?
that really impacts how mad people get.
>>9690362
mud huts and using a bucket to transport water.
>>9690347
Redjohn?
The others in his house cannot hear la banda if he is wearing headphones.
>>9690388
Skitty is the demons.
>>9690347
Callate el hocico pinche vibora pendeja vaca estupida
>>9690393
>bucket
Big clay pots.
>>9690400
We're on the same page, then.
>>9690393
I guess a nigger would know that the word nigger makes people mad.
>>9690428
well if i'm a nigger then i can also say nigger with impunity, and you can't because you're racist. so you can cram your sombero with turds and go fuck your mother, you pile of mexican garbage.
>>9690486
Can you nigger your nigger while you nigger nigger the nigger off the nigger channel on BET and MTV?
>>9690508
like i already said, yes.
>>9690524
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r15o4dJp7Xs
Meanwhile...
Dear, I fear we're facing a problem.
You love me no longer, I know
And maybe there's nothing I can do
To make you do
Mama tells me I shouldn't bother
That I ought to stick to another man
A man that surely deserves me
But I think you do!
>>9690770
LOVE ME LOVE ME SAY THAT YOU LOVE ME!
>>9690813
>Skittyhole
Classic meme.
>>9690813
FOOL ME FOOL ME GO ON AND FOOL ME!
>>9690813
At first I thought those were suppose to be track listings.
>>9690853
Wow thanks!
>>9690855
Love me love me pretend that you love me
>>9690886
Love me love me pretend that you love me!
>>9690899
Leave me leave me! Just say that you need me!
>>9690886
newp, lyrics for fun chickun karaoke
Where are the lewds at?
>>9690922
>>9690908
>>9690899
fuck yes 90s fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzv6MAnUo0Q
>>9690970
Imgur links over steam.
>>9690979
I wonder what's going on under that censor...
In.
>Swimming
MEGA threads are the best
>>9691010
obviously squeezed the shampoo bottle against the wall
have you ever showed with someone and got soap all over each other and wrestle?
>>9691091
Is that what you do with your friends?
>>9690979
heya Skitty!
>>9691076
On which board?
>>9691103
no i was just asking to get an idea of how common the practice actually is, you know. for personal research purposes
>>9691125
get your filthy fucking links OFF OF ME you RANCID FUCKING SWINE
>>9691132
/co/ the /mu/ ones can be alright too.
>>9691140
You seem to think about a number of curious things like this.
>>9691140
Am I allowed to link you skitty? Got any plans for today?
>>9691179
BUNIGATOR!
>>9691179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yTyq7sGSIMU
>>9691250
How are you doing this fine day?
>>9691275
Is this your new waifu.
>>9691302
Flavor of the month maybe.
>>9691281
Haven't slept but that's ok! Trying to decide whether to drink or not tonight.
>>9691351
Why did you lie to me?
I always lie to you.
>>9691368
Lie? When did I lie??? I've been trying to do as little of that as possible! What'd I lie about?
>>9691415
Is that a lie?
Heya bread
>>9691415
Hush anon.
>>9691429
Going to bed right after work.
>>9691436
How you doing Pasta?
>>9691456
I fucking tried mkay? I certainly intended to at the time, and then I got home and realized I wasn't all that tired.
>>9691469
A little sore, but I'm alright
How about you?
>>9691456
Wait, you're right though, this is a breach of my word on failing to do something I said I was going to do! I feel so dirty!
>>9691484
I stayed up way later than I normally do so a little tired.
Fuck.
>>9691140
i love you too, buddy!
>>9691436
hey hey
>>9691518
So what alcoholic beverage do you plan on consuming?
>>9691499
Me too, then I overslept a bit, thats why I'm sore
>>9691570
Heya blew, whats new
>>9691608
I'm tired because I woke up at my normal time. I'm like a mix sleepy awake, kind like a light mist or haze on the mind.
>>9691608
just hangin out and scootin. you?
>>9691904
Not much, just the usual
>>9691158
Not true.
>>9692150
No, I guess not.
Do not open this unless you post rabbits.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p2FDqVRdzy
I mean it.
I post rabbits, but I am not opening it.
How do you think skittys friends would react if he came out as gay?
>>9692234
This has taught me an important lesson.
>>9692249
He would probably not want to wrestle in the shower anymore.
Sort of like how the New York family reacted to Vito being gay in The Sopranos.
>He
Go with "they" instead.
Are they trans?
>>9692275
Your tripcodes are becoming more and more hideous.
>>9692318
I wish Skitty had not ruined the good one for him.
>>9692323
It would make no matter if only Interrogator were not so insecure.
>>9692318
What are you talking about?
>>9692343
Precisely that.
>>9692343
What is this one even supposed to say?
U.S.S. Iowa
>>9692353
Just terrible.
>>9692210
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nmA8o29kzx
>>9692323
>I wish Skitty had not ruined the good one for him.
i did? i didn't do nothin what u talkin bout
>>9692401
>>9692380
Don't worry you didn't do anything.
QUICK
I HAVE ONE CHANCE UNTIL NEXT MONTH TO GET WHATEVER I WANT FROMN THE GROCERY STORE WHAT GET GO GO GO GO!!!
>>9692415
I'm glad you took darwins advice and took a stand against ur insecurities enema, brave af
>>9692420
velveeta cheese sauce
>>9692436
>velveeta cheese sauce
fucking disgusting
how fat are you?
>>9692434
I just wanted an excuse to use the other trips I was generating. There are a couple I'd switch to if they come up but they're long shots.
>>9692449
138lb
>>9692420
Frozen pizzas, and not the shitty ones
what is it with white ppl and the cheese? always want that cheese
imma cover myself in cheese would you like me more?.. if i covered myself in cheese?
>>9692465
All frozen pizzas are shitty.
>>9692380
>Immediately after I opened that last vocaroo
There is no warning this time, so I will assume it is safe.
As I said, I have noticed that you ponder a number of strange and specific scenarios.
I am not necessarily suggesting that this says anything about you.
>>9692401
He claimed that you began to suggest "Enigma" looked like "Enema".
I did no fact checking here and took him at his word.
I am deeply sorry if this is actually slander, and I place the blame wholly on him.
I'm white and I dislike cheese
>>9692496
Purge yourself desu.
>>9692484
>skitty decided he's not white again
>>9691963
fun fun
>>9692234
wow thats some loud screeching even for you.
>>9692459
This one is BETTER though.
>>9692489
Tombstone and red baron are alright
>>9692499
I'm a fan of sour cream, does that redeem me?
>>9692524
I think you can be forgiven.
>>9692524
I don't understand how people like red baron pizza.
>>9692380
this is top quality screeching, thank you Skitty!
>>9692420
>if you only had one chance one shot to go to the store its once in a lifetime?
>MOMS SPAGHETTI
>>9692548
They make good supreme pizza
my favorite cheese is the kind that comes in slices.
i have some in my fridge that's a decade or more old. it's not really food so it won't ever go bad. i'm saving it in case the apocalypse happens.
>>9692504
When did I decide I was?
>>9692492
lol
>>9692465
like totinos?
>>9692463
this is untermensch territory
>Everyone responding to the vocaroo meant for me
Don't listen to our private conversations lmao.
>>9692581
>That many words only gets an "lol"
>>9692602
lol is cause im on the phone and wanted to respond
>>9692581
Totinos is pretty good
>>9692610
I guess I'll take what I can get.
>>9692576
Smokey eat proper cheese
>>9692581
>>9692611
totinos < bagel bites
>>9692581
So what are you skitty, also while you're answering questions how old are you?
He is 45.
>>9692663
it's cheese, it says so right on the wrapper.
would a wrapper lie?
>>9690393
This one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Xdx5XQkA2g
>>9692774
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jsqf3hgKpf
>>9692774
Hey Raptor, coming in as I'm going out.
Cya guys I'm going out to pick some stuff up.
>>9692824
What are you picking up?
>>9692774
*boop*
>>9692774
>>9692809
>>9692824
>>9692838
>>9692863
*boop erryone*
>>9692809
Just woke up, how're you?
>>9692824
Have a good one Bun
>>9692863
Hey Urshula, how're you?
>>9692877
G'day Rubles, how're you?
>>9692877
Why, I never.
>>9692892
*boop*
>>9692877
Checked
How's it going ruby?
>>9692880
I'm alright
>>9692689
cant argue with that.
>>9692907
>>9692877
Boop everypony?
>>9692880
I'm fine.
>>9692672
why aren't you ever interested in smokey, blewberry, pasta? someone else. Why is it me?
>inb4 b--b-b-bbut i also ask them question!!!
Not with the autistic persistence you do
go ask someone else a question hood rat
>>9692809
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fva407YXEk
>>9693023
I tried to explain your popularity to you.
I'm sure he is interested for the same reasons.
>>9693023
I didn't quite catch that, something about a tranquilizer and putting me in the zoo where I belong?
>>9692908
Got plans for today?
>>9692982
Glad to hear it, done much so far? going to do more later on?
rarity is shit and if you like that thing it makes your taste shit
Skitty, how do you feel about Pinkie?
>>9693089
Nothing in specific no, do you?
>>9693023
Gator likes me too. We're friends. I could be your friend too, Skitty.
>>9693126
My plans are to do exactly nothing
>>9693089
>done much so far?
No. Hangover.
>going to do more later on?
Watch some guys play Bloodborne.
>>9693092
>>9693164
Lol nice, had a good time last night I take it :P
>>9692890
>>9692908
I am alright. Making some mac 'n cheese.
>>9692982
Yes.
>>9693206
Yeah... challenged somebody to a drinking contest, lost, and then made up for it with more drinking.
>>9693113
a significant upgrade from rarity posting that's what
>>9693132
what the fuck does this have to do with what i said
>>9693300
This is the incorrect answer.
I will need to reconcile this.
>>9693252
Can't remember the last time I had mac and cheese.
long time ago.
>>9693276
Lol, sounds like a great idea :P
>>9693385
I don't eat it very often, but it does go well with ham.