HG Thread
Dead hours edition.
Post the deadest picture you have.
>>9670601
>>9670601
>>9670601
>>9670601
>>9670601
>>9670601
>>9670621
It'd be funnier if it wasn't true.
>>9670621
Dead as fuck. There isn't a better environment for a skeleton to host in. Give me 24
>>9670638
Draco
>>9670638
Mikun
>>9670638
Emi
>>9670638
Skullomania
>>9670638
Kaho
>>9670638
Alicia
>>9670638
Dragon Remover Saint George
>>9670638
Youpi
>>9670638
Nito
>>9670638
Tamamo
>>9670638
Skeleton remover Red Savarin
>>9670638
Cthulhu
>>9670638
Lord Beerus
>>9670638
Altera
>>9670638
Skull servant
>>9670666
>Cthulhu
>666
Coincidence?
>>9670638
Eric Andre
>>9670638
Detective Bones
>>9670638
Ririchiyo
>>9670638
Noriaki Kakyoin
>>9670638
Pure Evil
>>9670638
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9670638
Tsuyu
>>9670638
Sierra
>>9670638
Levi Ackerman
>>9670638
Nigger Kong
>>9670638
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9670638
Look at that, I numbered this game. Probably won't do that again because I'm really unorganised. 5 minutes for swaps or whatever. Also 5 minutes for my background to load, hopefully...
Before we begin, I'm gonna point out a couple things here.
1 - love the skeletons. It's good to see familiar faces.
2 - hate the dog. Don't need it. Get it out of here. Swap it out.
>>9670638
Astolfo!
>>9670708
"I will try not to break the skeletons, Hone onii-chan," I said with a posed look.
>>9670708
Locked and loaded! Let's get going!
>>9670708
>>9670678
>>9670699
I only just realized how incredibly tired i am, so give him her it my spot.
>>9670708
Swap me with my dude nigger kong.
>>9670684
>>9670692
>>9670708
All shall fall before the sword.
>>9670720
Fuck that dirty ass nigger with barely anything on, you my boy from now on
>>9670708
>Kaho mutters a quick prayer, preparing herself for the upcoming fight.
>>9670727
shimikaze
>>9670708
You see, look at that. Skeletons helping out a poor eldritch god fella that they don't even need to do. They do it out of the kindness of the hearts that they don't have.
C'mon Draco, it's a place where you murder people. Of course it's gonna be dark.
You guys should use a GPS next time.
You know what they say - keep your enemies close, but your friends closer. Right?
>>9670716
Oh no go ahead, it's a murder arena. I don't even know these guys, break 'em all you want. Just don't be rude about it.
>>9670722
Well...actually...there aren't really that many swords in this arena. Plenty of guns and explosives but swords? Not so much. I mean, if you really want to go ahead, be my guest, I won't hold you back or anything I'm just warning you that there are a LOT of guns in play here.
>>9670708
>The cyborg reloads his gatling gun, making sure it's top notch.
Im ready when you are sir!
>>9670748
>>9670748
I have brought my sword with me, though it seems that I have never arrived to slaughter them all.
>>9670748
That topic is right up Shimakaze's alley. Although a refined gentleman is the last thing I'd call him.
Good neighbours makes for good...neighbours. Uhm. Is that a furry? I'd move out if I was neighbours with a furry, they're all bone eaters.
Furries were involved in the Great Skeleton War, actually. We used them as mounts after reverting them back to their feral states.
>>9670758
Better luck next time.
>>9670762
It's a real shame. Maybe you can slaughter the person who got you lost? I know I would.
>>9670771
>>9670771
Kaho's Gods or God singular appear to be listening to her prayers. I mean, Cthulhu himself failed to assinate her, the biggest G of all G's must be looking out for her.
I thought she was a mute. What, did she shake their hands or something? Give them a pat on the back?
Detective Bones, I detect a massive dick on you. A massive dick move. Not that I'm bothered by it, I found it kinda funny
Our first skeleton tribute is eliminated. Please, everyone, a minute of silence. It shouldn't be too hard considering that we're in dead hours.
That fricking dog better not be munching on any bones or I swear...
>>9670771
Good evening everyone.
We're here today to discuss the merits and demerits of three topics: Yuri, interracial, and pantyjob porn. Would anybody like to start us off by choosing one?
>>9670793
yuri is shit
>>9670790
Yeah, jeez, talk about spectacle. I don't have a budget for this shit though, where's the money coming from?
Detective Bones tries to add to his bone mass. Please man, stop being a dick.
Every time I host I find an event that misgenders a tribute. God damnit.
Why's that? There a lot of hot farmer girls out there or something?
Oh my God, keep it in there please for the love of everything that is good and holy. Just stab it with your shovel, please. Please!
>>9670790
Hey! I'm already giving it my all! No need for you to give me an interpretative dance about it!
>>9670807
Donuts are much better anyway! Here! Take one!
>Tamamo has a whole bag of the donuts, offering them to any who pass buy
>>9670800
I wanted to give everybody else a chance to speak before I let my sentiment out, but it appears everybody else in the club is being quiet today.
I wholeheartedly agree that Yuri is bottom bin garbage. The only people who like it are people who are new to porn and between the ages of 12 and 15. It isn't fucking cute, dykes are not cute, it's trashy. Liking Yuri is the equivalent of enjoying your pizza with pineapple. I'd find them to be on the same level of people who can only get off to softcore porn. Plain and boring people.
>>9670807
Brainwashing isn't real, idiot. Unless it's magic. You can't read a stupid nerd book and suddenly expect to know how to perform magic.
The spectacular fight between Cthulhu and Skull servant comes to a brutal finish.
Stupid dog can't find which dumb dog he wants to fug so he argues about it with some kid. Dumb dog
This is why you should lock your doors people! A stray dog can just wander in at any moment and take your bones.
>>9670786
What's with the face? I could totally imagine you making a good mount for a child soldier or something. Or is that what you're upset about in the first place? Oh well.
>>9670832
>>9670832
Ahk, you fucking bitch let me g-
>is strangled to death
>>9670832
It's because she was a monster all along. You can choose to take that literally or figuratively.
No wonder he can make people insane. Can you imagine if he did that to you? I'd blow a fuse!
Golf saves lives, people. Remember this.
Hopefully Savarin pondering his existence as a dumb bone-munching mutt leads to his suicide. Was that too far? I don't think so. No, I don't think I went far enough.
Looks like you're gonna have to change the engraving on the tombstone, Detective Bones. That isn't your grave anymore.
>>9670844
Stop looking at me like that. It's history. You can't fault me for reciting history otherwise you'd be a revisionist.
>>9670854
Jokes on you! I'm already a monster! Hah!
>>9670854
>>9670854
The arenas event doesn't need an apostrophe. Mental note for me.
Uh...it's a metaphor. Okay? Yeah, skeletons don't have hearts but this event is just one big metaphor. A lethal metaphor.
These stupid birds just can't stop themselves from getting shot.
So it was Draco that did it? Well, I'm sorry, but you're dead to me now.
>>9670861
I don't even know what emotion you're trying to convey now. I can't read faces, so I'll assume that you're...happy. Happy that your kind had some sort of use a long time ago. I mean, not anymore of course because the Great Skeleton War is over so furries are kinda irrelevant and don't need to exist anymore, but ONCE you were a benefit to society. Rather than a detriment. And because of that fact, you're happy.
>>9670873
Heads will roll after this event. Actually they explode but it's the same thing.
Buy dog poison. There, shopping trip done. I'm sorry I can't help it I've got a racist bone in my body that makes me behave this way
Hey Ririchiyo! Batter up.
Some monkey dies, it's very dramatic and sad and whatever.
Everybody's flashing back to that war now.
>>9670873
>>9670885
>>9670885
"Gee Skeleton, if you hate dogs so much why are there so fucking many of them in your arena?" Look, I didn't want them in here. They just wandered in through the gate while it was open. I hosted these games right next to a dog reserve and now I'm paying the price.
Wew, there are a lot of events that need the gender to be fixed.
>>9670894
I... need more energy! A hundred is nothing! I need two hundred! A thousand!
>>9670894
Ice cream? I love ice cream! So much so that I made all the deaths in the Feast ice cream related.
>>9670906
How many events does this code have?
>>9670906
Rooting for the only decent tribute alive, Cthulu.
>>9670910
Spell it right faggot
>>9670906
So what, Cthulhu can dish it out but he can't take it? Pfffft.
>>9670905
I don't think that's good for you. In fact, it's amazing you're alive after drinking one hundred of those. It's like a guarnteed
>>9670906
I don't know, I'll add em up afterwards.
>>9670910
Yeah, about that.
>>9670914
I'm perfectly fine! It's like... you ascend after so many drinks!
>>9670914
FINAL
This is why you don't let your pets play on the road. You're just begging for them to get hit by a car.
>>9670909
I don't know, I'll add em up afterwards. I'll also reply to the right post
>>9670913
Make me you fucking tosser I'll smash you
>>9670914
>>9670923
Oh...
>>9670923
None of the skeletons won, but so did none of the skeleton-eating furries. It's neither a win or a lose, it simply is.
Congratulations
>>9670929
>tfw shimakaze will never smash you
>>9670931
>Thank you for hosting!!
>Congratultions.
>>9670931
Here are the boneheads
>>9670938
Thanks for the game! I'm going to go run... a hundred miles? That sounds about right!
>Tamamo begins to sprint off in slow motion
>>9670941
HOW is she sprinting in slow motion? Nice godmod.
>>9670941
nice rp
Summary. May it forever be posted in honour of tournamnet guy's memory.
>>9670935
>>9670941
No problem, thanks for playing
>>9670946
Stop posting this fucking summary
>>9670938
Thanks for hosting.
>>9670933
Depends on if you're a girl or not. I'm not a fucking faggot.
>>9670946
fuck you why didn't he win
>>9670938
Thank you for hosting, Hone onii-chan.
>>9670951
>tfw will never take Shimakaze out on a date
>>9670951
I'm a grill with a feminine penis, does that count?
>I'm not a fucking faggot
>>9670931
Congratulations
>>9670938
Thanks for hosting
>>9670947
Welp, that's all the convincing I need.
>>9670948
>>9670954
>>9670965
It was my pleasure.
>>9670951
Because he went insane like a bitch? I mean, that's kind of his territory and yet he still fucked it up. Absolutely deserved it.
I hope he didn't hear me talking shit just now. I mean, I bet I could take him on just ram a boat into him or something but still
>>9670951
>You
>Anything but a fucking faggot
If you would be anything else it would be a flaming faggot.
>>9670961
...yeah.
>>9670963
h-hey it's the truth
>>9670967
What kind of bitch goes insane? If anything they get even more wimpy, you stupid pile of bones.
>>9670958
>implying anybody wants anything to deal with an annoying boat like me
Ara ara anon-kun, you're a liar.
>>9670974
Nice
>>9670965
>The anon sets a tray filled with assorted goods down on a nearby table
>>9670983
Good morning stranger.
>>9670989
>>9670983
Out of the way, thot!
>pushes Ririchiyo out of the way and begins devouring the food
441 events. I'll try and squeeze in 200 more the next time I host
>>9670974
I though somebody as sexually active of yourself would be aware of the term "don't stick it in crazy." Girls, or as I like to call them, bitches, because my crippling mother issues have instilled a deep sense of sexism within my bones, come in many different varieties. Okay? Call me stupid one more time and I'll kill you again.
>>9671007
WTF man, you're a event spawning machine.
I love you guys
>>9671019
Some clever anon is going to pounce on the opportunity to use the word "spewing" against me, so I'm gonna take the initiative and do it myself.
SPEWING? Well, that's an accurate way to describe the skeleton's way of creating events - a stream of VERBAL SHIT! What a fucking idiot!
Now that that's out of the way I'd like to it's only because this is the first time in a year that I've gotten to exercise any form of creativity. I'm sure it'll dry up soon enough
>>9671037
How long did it take to write that many events? A week?
Damn now I need to step up, I'll go write some events myself.
>>9671027
>you die
Goodnight
Finally got a 2nd shiny karp
what should i name it, HG?
>>9671051
REEEEEE
>>9671042
I did this one in a couple of nights. The bulk of the code was done in a night and the second night involved adding a few more events and fixing some language errors (or whatever you call it) which I obviously haven't done enough of yet. Y'know, that thing where the tributes are misgendered as "he." It's always because I forget to add the 1 or the 2 or whatever
>>9671058
"This game is shit"
>>9671058
DICKS
>>9671066
>In a night
>In a night
>IN A NIGHT
>tfw you spend one month working your code and it doesn't even have 400 events
Well, good shit then, your game is really really great, I enjoyed reading all the events and I usually never do that.
>>9671068
>imbyling magikarp jump is shit
>>9671007
I keep seeing ya use this Skeleton-T image so I decided to share one of the usable sprites from his source for ya
http://imgur.com/a/Ly1oy
>>9671027
>>9671007
>pouts while tied to the post
>>9671080
Thanks for the high praise! I wouldn't feel too bad if I were you, creative writing was like the only thing carrying me through high school English. I've just got a really active imagination. A real daydreamer type.
>>9671114
Nice, thanks anon. So many of you have been leaving me nice gifts lately, it's making me feel all warm and fuzzy
>>9671126
The frick are you pouting at me for? I don't give a heck that you were tied to a post. Honestly, it's another brat out of my hair. I'm glad this happened to you, ecstatic even! Oh my God you can't even fight back if I wanted to shoot you, can you? Rut roh, incoming murder boner...
Ded
>>9671192
It'll get better, anon. You just gotta buckle down for the long run is all.
>>9671192
>>9671192
Building folders and working on a code
>>9671192
Busy working on the new HG Cover.
>>9671202
J-Junko?
>>9671243
From the Danganropa series.
>>9671243
>>9671243
Aikawa~chan! Give your Junko-sama a big hug~!!
>>9671253
>>9671264
n-nice
>>9671273
>hugs
>>9671281
>Junko mashes her breasts into your flat chest, making you're a step closer to total obedience because internet neckbeards are drawn to that for some reason
Now how about a kissu~?
go back to 2015 faggots
http://poal.me/qdz3ff
which one sounds cooler? if you want me to elaborate further just ask.
>>9671288
making sure*
>when a melody of a very good song you haven't heard in years crossed your mind but you can't remember what song it is
>>9671291
>TV themed game
If your games don't include at least one Gex reference I'll be incredibly disappointed in you.
>>9671302
i'll look it up, DDD. assuming it comes to fruition, of course. i've got exams for the next two weeks to worry about
>>9671309
>Knowing I was DDD
SHIT
NGW?
>>9671302
>Wanting a reference to an obscure video game nobody cares about.
That's why your 100th Dreamland game was shitposted.
I really do love making obscure references to vidya like KK loves cock!
>DDD
whoops i didn't mean to incur the rudeness hour, sorry there fella
THIS WAS THE GAME WE WAITED MONTHS FOR?!?!
THIS WAS JUST ANOTHER ONE OF DEDEDE'S SHITTY KIRBY GAMES THAT NOBODY CAN UNDERSTAND
DON'T TELL ME THERE'S SOMEONE OUT THERE THINKING "YEP, THAT WAS WORTH THE WAIT" WHEN ALL HE CHANGED WAS PUTTING A WEBM BEFORE THE BLOODBATH AND FEAST
I DOUBT ANYBODY EVEN FUCKING LOOKED AT IT
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SOME SORT OF SPECIAL GAME BUT IN REALITY IT REALLY WAS JUST THE 100TH DREAMLAND GAME
OH WAIT
NO IT WASNT
DEDEDE ALREADY HOSTED A FUCKTON OF "UNOFFICIAL" GAMES DURING THE WAIT FOR THIS ONE
HELL
THOSE GAMES WERE BETTER THAN THIS ONE
AT LEAST WE DIDN'T HAVE OUR EXPECTATIONS SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF IN ANTICIPATION OF THEM
BUT THIS ONE
OH MY GOD
DEDEDE CRIED MORE ABOUT THIS GAME THAN HIS 16/KBS INTERNET
HE CRIED ABOUT ALL THE EFFORT HE WAS POURING INTO IT AND HOW IT WOULDNT BE DONE FOR MONTHS
BUT HERE IT IS
THE SAME SHITTY EVENTS
THE SAME LACK OF COMMENTARY
AND THE SAME
DISAPPOINTING
ENDING
FUCK YOU DEDEDE
DELETE YOUR FUCKING CODE
DELETE YOUR SAMEFAG FACTION
DELETE YOUR AVA FOLDERS
FUCK OFF
AND NEVER
EVER
COME BACK TO HG
>>9671318
References can be done correctly, just look at Spooky Games or Gorey Gauntlet.
Dreamland Games gets flak because of it's theme.
>>9671328
>DELETE YOUR SAMEFAG FACTION
Pandemonium took care of that for him :^)
>>9671331
>spooky games
huh?
>>9671291
Are you FP?
>>9671336
>I'll ask them if they want me to reveal them later. Ask again tomorrow and I'll have an answer hopefully.
>>9671338
>Exactly.
>>9671331
>Dreamland Games gets flak because of it's theme.
The theme isn't a problem. The problem is that every event is the same
P1 does [this] at [this place from a Kirby game].
And here I was thinking of a halo code
>>9671354
Cute
>>9671354
exactly what? i'm not following at all here
>>9671361
Used goods anon
>>9671367
Only means she knows how to take it
>>9671356
>I describe what place the tributes are going to most of the time before they go to said place, and if I don't then the names describe themselves.
>Butter Building is a building. Grape Garden is a Garden. Orange Ocean is an ocean.
>Only name that comes to mind that isn't self explanitory is Yogurt Yard, and I specifically state within the event the word "caverns". Which is basically another word for a cave system.
>What is there not to get?
>>9671362
>The references slipped past you and you saw missed them.
We need a game dont we?
>>9671389
Not from you
>>9671389
It appears to be so.
>>9671389
Always
p1's face starts melting and he1 goes into a panic. p2, unsure of what to do, pushes p1 inside of the freezer and closes it, hoping to freeze his1 face solid again. Miraculously it works, but p1's face is really messed up now.
Could one feasibly roleplay to an event such as this?
>>9671389
That'd be nice, yes.
>>9671404
Yes
>>9671389
that's the case these days
>>9671389
Please I got like 5 minutes
>>9671408
Eh, good enough for me.
How do anime girls have cat ears attached to their hair
>>9671422
Magic
Very well. It was supposed to be a boss round though I will save that for tonight.
Also as far as event changes Ive rewrote most of the nonlethal day events and deleted a few, any feedback after the game on them would be appriciated.
First 36
>>9671422
Don't think about it.
>>9671451
Gem knight Topaz
>>9671451
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9671451
Kys Baron
>>9671451
Draco
>>9671451
Lana's mother
>>9671451
Professor James Moriarty
>>9671451
Emi the Godslayer
>>9671451
Miku Hatsune
>>9671451
Catling gun
>>9671451
Gascoigne
>>9671451
Len
>>9671451
Rubick
>>9671451
Maria and Harusame
>>9671451
Danny
>>9671451
A dog knight
>>9671451
Vic Viper
>>9671451
Lenny
>>9671451
ZeRo
>>9671451
Game of the year
>>9671477
Bert?
>>9671451
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9671451
Beashee
>>9671451
Lord Beerus
>>9671451
Jennifer Lawrence
>>9671489
Charlena?
>>9671451
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>9671451
Tsuyu
8 more
>>9671451
American white faced owl
>>9671451
Merak
>>9671497
:D
>>9671451
Kyubey
>>9671451
Magane
>>9671510
Escavalier
>>9671510
Mikazuki Munechika
>>9671451
fast hero kid
>>9671497
>>9671489
But yes
>>9671497
I'm sorry you feel that way. I try not to disturb anybody else's enjoyment, but I know it's a foolish endeavour. No matter what, you're bound to upset somebody somehow.
Just kidding, it doesn't really bother me.
1 more
>>9671533
>Kissus
>>9671510
Ghost
>>9671451
Uraraka Ochako
>>9671451
The Player
>>9671538
HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS FIRST DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. I GUARANTEE IT.
>>9671548
Haven't seen this one in what feels like ages
>>9671497
Post your swaps and bounties with haste tributes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3X7FZQxaaY
RIP
>>9671570
I'll hunt the three tributes surrounding me - Emi, ZeRo, and Maria and Harusame.
>>9671570
I don't know many people.
I will choose Pointy onii-chan (Kaiji), and the closest targets Gem Knight Topax and Kys Baron.
Yaaaaay peace peace...
>>9671570
Ready.
>>9671570
Going after Catling gun, Kys Baron and Lana's mother.
Bring the noise.
>>9671579
Thank you, fast hero kid. You really are faster than me.
>>9671570
District 1
>>9671570
Aiming for Gascoigne, Kaiji and Magane.
>>9671570
My name's Shimakaze not male you twat
D1
>>9671570
>>9671478
>>9671547
>>9671539
>You kiss nothing
>>9671570
Owl, Beerus, Ghost.
>>9671570
District 7
>2B
>>9671570
everyone in D8
>>9671570
I'm going after the dog knight and the two ZeRos.
>You fucked Lenny's name, host.
>>9671570
>Draco
>Maria
>Kyubey
>>9671602
: (
>>9671570
Going after the Catling gun, the old man named Jennifer Lawrence, and... Len because why not.
>>9671570
In that case Yotsugi, Tsuyu and ZeRo.
>>9671582
>>9671593
Except I'm not a villian! I'm not even a bad guy!
>>9671570
I will return with the heads of Emi, Len, and Escavalier.
Get on with it.
>>9671570
Let's just go for all of district five...
>>9671606
what
>>9671570
Kyubey
Ghost
Dog knight
>>9671613
>Get on with it
I love it when you say that Gas coin-chan
>>9671599
>Blank image
WHAT THE FUCK?
and so it begins
>>9671659
And here I was expecting to do well this game. It's funny how these things turn out, isn't it?
No, no not at all. It isn't funny in the slightest, I'm lying to myself to escape the mixed pain of suffocation and humiliation. It's a deadly blend.
>>9671659
You wanted feedback?
Well first off, remove the default fatal events. Especially the 1P fatal ones.
>>9671659
Eh, I don't really want to get into trouble this early, so let's just split our stuff, alright?
>>9671659
All right, I'm gonna call on the spirit of Chief Slapaho to wipe out these milkylickers!
>stands up on desk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNNREIE3iBA
>>9671611
I don't prefer chasing people that I don't know the appearance of, Pointy onii-chan. Your features stand out.
>>9671659
>>9671659
Some events start with a capital letter, making the setence gramatically incorrect.
>Person Sets off on their journey
is wrong.
>Person sets off on
is correct
>>9671659
>>9671684
>>9671659
>>9671670
the 1p deaths im keeping. HOF is meant to be a gaunlet where you die as much to the enviroment as each other. though thank you for answering regardless I will remove the default ones or rewrite them.
>>9671689
Thanks
>>9671659
...Well that's a lovely way to start the day.
>>9671706
Jesus Christ, you Internet Buttstalker-esque fruitbowl! I JUST FREAKIN SAID THAT!
>>9671706
I up already! Stop with the stupid bell!
>>9671706
Just give me 2 minutes and I'll be ready. Stop ringing...
>>9671706
Thank you, I guess. But honestly, anyone would've died playing that piece of crap.
>>9671728
A-and here I thought I was going to reach the end of the exam this time.
>>9671728
That reminds me, you oughtta come and buy some Hunger Games autographs from ghost.market! Only $20 each!
>>9671728
This is good deal right?...right? I better win after all this.
>>9671728
Huh. This is actually nice. I could probably make my morning schedule now.
Maybe later.
>>9671745
I know I should've invested more in crude oil...how could the Prognosticator of Prognosticators get it so wrong?
>>9671647
That was my plan all along
>>9671772
GAAAAAHD DAMMIT!
>cans.wav
>>9671772
>5player fatal with no killer
AHHHHHHHHHH
>>9671772
>except Merak doesn't give a damn since he's too jaded to actually care about someone.
Uhh... do I know you?
>>9671772
>>9671797
Jeez, they don't even have first-aid kits around here.
Must be due to the stupid budget cuts.
>>9671797
>>9671800
>>9671783
read
>>9671706
Also the reasons they arnt named is so there arnt ridiculous gaps from tributes with overly long names.
>>9671817
After even more peace skipping.
>>9671817
This is a bullshit reason, you're hosting a bounty game, so you SHOULD have a lot of fatals with people killing each others.
And even if it wasn't the case, that kind of disguised Suicide pact events are just shitty, nobody likes them
>>9671797
> X fights many foes of winners past but eventually survives.
what the fuck is this
>>9671836
what does the russian say
>>9671840
Baka
Baka
Baka
Baka
Bakaaa!
>>9671827
>>9671829
No beause having pvp events only kills the theme. I dont want bounties claimed left and right they are supposed to be uncommon.
>>9671833
what is wrong with it
>>9671846
There's not even an exclamation point in that Russian
>>9671827
huh, don't think if ever been electrocuted in the games before, that's a first...
>>9671827
>Kyubey finds
>present tense
>Munechika electroducted
>past tense
>>9671851
How are we supposed to know who they're fighting? How do you respond to fighting something that you aren't even given a vague description of?
>>9671851
>Bounties are supposd to be uncomming
So you're saying
That we wait dozen of minutes
each time you host
to pick up bounties
AND THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE UNCOMMON???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
post em
>>9671866
BIG the Coldsteel
That game is even shittier than I tought now, holy shit I thought it was just full of well-meaning mistakes but nope, Baron is purposely making it shitty.
>be me
>go to the candy shop
>only see brussel sprouts
>ask employee where the candy is
>''Yeah candy is supposed to be uncommon here, we don't want everyone to buy candy in case someone else wanted a specific kind of candy''
>>9671866
>Sonk the Echidna
wtf
>>9671881
That does not answer who or what we are supposed to be fighting. "champions of the past" is too vague. Is this a vidya reference?
>>9671866
>A
>Feb
Sonic the Hedgehog
>>9671865
Yes. you can stop overreacting now.
1 bounty was claimed with 2 other people gaining points for killing thier hunters.
>>9671860
I will try to keep slides in the same tense then.
>>9671851
And the winner is-
>>9671866
>Blonic the .jpg
Wew
>>9671898
Gotta got fast!
>>9671883
kek
>>9671894
>too vague
They're champions of the past. Great winners of a time that happened before the current time.
>>9671906
Thank you for hosting mate, still building a folder but I've been paying attention to the game.
>>9671919
Which character?
>>9671906
Good game, well played.
Might as well stop picking up bounties and just play the game normally now.
It's a filler-tier game anyway, and now that we know the gimmick isn't supposed to happen a lot :/
>>9671917
So the tribute just finished fighting a million or so people?
>>9671930
Play that flute you skank
>>9671906
Congratso to the winner
and thanks for hosting
>>9671906
>wtf is pixie mischief if i may ask?
>>9671930
Only if those people are champions, I assume. Not any "decent warriors of the past" or "jobbers of the past"
>>9671940
Pixies. You died by pixies.
>5P fatal events with no killers
>Awkwardly written events
>/tg/ namdropping
>Bounties are supposed to be uncommon.
Kys Baron
>>9671906
Uh, congratulations.
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9671940
It's when a pixie does mischief towards you. The mischeif causes you to die in some way.
>>9671944
>so then why is mischief capitalized?
>>9671955
Baron's mistaket
>>9671959
>mistaket
>>9671906
Layla-san thanks you for the games, funny man covered in blankets. It brought her many happiness.
>>9671894
No, literally previous winners. Whilst it's not in that slide, I used to give winners a custom event there.
I am sure you can be somewhat creative enough to rp to that without me spoonfeeding.
>>9671940
It was a card in shadowerse, but in a lot of fantasy medium, pixies are notorious tricksters who cause mischief and problems. I'l rewrite it and the rest of the night events for more clarity at some point. Orginally i capitalized all the card events then after people wanted me to stick to hof i've been slowly getting rid of that. emphasis on slowly
>>9671906
Anyway score changes -
>>9671969
Fuck off Luna!
>>9671942
That's what's bugging me, it's sort of hard to RP if that number can be anywhere from 2 to 100000000000.
>>9671934
This is just to attract women, I don't know how to actually play it.
>>9671906
I don't know if the player fell into the trap because pixies coerced or tricked him into falling into it or if it was a trap set by pixies. >Pixie Mischief
>P
>M
Why did you feel the need to capitalize this unless it's some sort of spell or something specific? You're misleading the player into thinking it's some sort of reference instead of it just being fairy motherfuckers being dicks.
>>9671979
Try to play
>>9671973
>I am sure you can be somewhat creative enough to rp to that without me spoonfeeding.
Holy shit Baron.
Anybody can RP to anything if they want it, even Crendor's game.
It doesn't mean you have to give us subpar shit.
I'm not even sure your game is Default-tier now.
>>9671973
Thank you for hosting, host onii-chan.
>>9671973
Thanks for the chance.
>>9671977
don't say means to luna
>>9671988
Peace peace
>>9671973
Actual score changes
2B - +3 for winning
Mikazuki + 2 for mot kills
Uraka - + 2 for on bounty claimed
Ghost and Zero + 1 for killing one of thier hunters.
>>9671973
Well I suppose I should thank you for hosting. Even though the way I went was a bit of an upset.
>>9671994
She's a fokin skanker
>>9671973
I can't believe I died in the bloodbath...oh well, there's always the next game. I appreciate the game, thanks.
>>9671999
Pretty good, man.
>>9672004
stop being mean to her, she's just a kid
>>9671973
Thanks for hosting and see you in the next one. I'll try to be more nimble for the next call out.
>>9672015
She's a shit. SHIT!
>>9671996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMrFfSKqnHU
>>9671973
>Providing enough detail to make an event make sense is spoonfeeding
I don't know what to tell you then, everybody can RP to any event given to them, but being so vague will make it a hassle to.
>>9671984
>tries to play the flute
>ends up sliding it into her throat and begins choking
>>9672030
Chibi Alchemist
ok
>>9672038
STOP BULLYING BEST GIRL
>>9672030
>Dark Rose
Not bad
>>9671950
>not having 8p no killer event
>>9672071
>not having a 47 fatal 1 killer event
>>9672076
>what is bangbang code
>>9672091
host it
>>9672116
>hosts it
>random tribute survives
>announces winner
Kero kero shitpost desu~
>>9672148
pls