HG Thread It's another Eric Andre game oh no Give me some

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>>9668442
Craig, Murderer Skeleton

>>9668436
Yes! I get to murder after all!
>The skeleton runs out into the lake and grabs hold of Kosaku's head, dunking it under the water.
Don't worry, next time we meet the murder boner will have gone entirely. For now, enjoy death. It's pretty sweet if I do say so myself.

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>>9668442
Rika

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>>9668442
Natsuki Subaru

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Junpei Iori

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Len

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>>9668442
Mayor of Cantown

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Gascoigne

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>>9668442
Gaius

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Eggman-kun

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Alfred Jones

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Kosaku Kawajiri

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Shimakaze
(Male)

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Fish feet

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Sometimes I pull on it so hard, I rip the skin!

>>9668470
(Sorry for not keeping up with our conversation but I'm kinda getting tired and just switched avas anyway.)

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Reigen Arataka

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Bokoblin

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>>9668442
Ryoma Hoshi

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Bradley

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Milftwo

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>>9668442
Leo
>Female

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>>9668442
Mikun

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Hal Jordan

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Aeris

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Leatherman

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>>9668442
Peacock

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>>9668499
>S'cool m8

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Seniorita Machoke

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Handsome Jack

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Machi

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>>9668465
>Kosaku is held underwater, and eventually drowns as he was unable to fight back. The saddest part is that Kosaku thought that he was going to be able to win. The skeleton may think he's unstoppable, but a few minutes later, a normal salaryman comes behind the skeleton and places his hand on his shoulder.
Have you had enough yet? It does seem that we come back after death, but this murder tendency you have has more than offended me.

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The King in Yellow

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Yotsugi Ononoki

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Late go
bump the game again please.

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THICC Bee

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Late Brain
bumpu desu senpai

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>>9668548

hur dur shimakaze

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>>9668561

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Late grimes
Guess i'm late for askin to bump the game...

>>9668554
>22 UID
You stop that.

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>>9668562
Me!

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>>9668567

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Sumo Betty

Who the fuck is spamming all these fetish tributes

>>9668598
I wish they picked better pictures desu

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>>9668539
>The skeleton revels in his latest murder, splashing water and generally having a good time. This was the first time he had deviated from his usual method of killing: shooting people. It felt different, but was still enough to relieve his murder lust. He stops celebrating when Kosaku clamps his hand on his shoulder.
Huh? Oh yeah, I've had enough. Don't be offended, I'm not picky with my targets. Anything breathing is okay. It's...nothin' personnel.

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Alright, are we good with this one?

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>>9668611
Get on with it.

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>>9668611
>You are READY for your second win in a row. You can feel it in your bones.

>>9668611
>bumping it
>only 22 uids

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>>9668611
I accept this challenge.

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>>9668611
"I'm ready to be a star," I said with a posed look.

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>>9668611
Much like the mummy guy above me, I can also feel a win coming in my bones. Which begs the question: do we share the same bones? All evidence points to yes.

>>9668611
You actually put my kit-kats in the game. Gave me a giggle, that.

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>>9668616
Stop pressuring me.

>>9668620
Do you think i give a shit? I just give the people what they want my man.

Okay i used a code this time, i hope you like haunted houses.

>>9668611
I was gonna swap out but then you bumped it. Thanks.

>>9668481
Stop being so silent.

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>>9668611
>you bumped it
you're a swell guy, host. thanks.

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>>9668606
>Kosaku nods, patting the skeleton on the shoulder firmly. "「Killer Queen」 has touched this skeleton. Whenever I press the button, it will explode, but I refuse to do it now as it's too obvious. After all, I do everything in absolute secrecy."
I see. You needn't worry about it being personal, I simply wish you had done it at a better time. And to think you had done this because I was sticking up for someone... For shame. I can forgive you.
>Another two firm pats.
>>9668611
Indeed, we are. Please, go forth whenever you're ready. I, Kosaku Kawajiri, have a good feeling that luck is on my side this round.

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>>9668642
>Gaius just stands there as his companions check the house, unable to enter due to his size.

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>>9668642
>The cat blushes a little, having a crush on the orange haired boy.
I l-love you...

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>>9668642
I've got a bad feeling about this place, I just can't shake it

>tfw the memes I started were right

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>>9668648
What're you talking about? I'm not silent at all! I'm just... Waiting for a good opportunity to display my heroism, that's all!
Of course, I can't do it now since I chickened outta going in the haunted house, but that doesn't change how much of a hero I am, y'know! Right?

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>>9668642
Try to catch me, Eric onii-chan.

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Here we are on day 1

>>9668643
Of course i did, you absolute monster.

>>9668643
>>9668657
As long as we got enough i'll bump a game if it's needed.

>>9668659
>Uses some kind of shrink spell for plot convenience
There, now you're as big as an average american man until the game ends.

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>>9668642
I hate ghosts. They leave goo everywhere and they're scary. Let's hope this house is haunted with vampires or something

>>9668658
What? I only did it because I was born with a murder bone that compels me to murder people. Here, check it out.
>The skeleton points at one of its ribs, then proceeds to tear it off and waves it around for Kosaku to see. All of a sudden a dour look appears on his bony face.
Oh. Ohhh...oh man.
>The skeleton lip smacks its lipless mouth and sucks in air.
Well, this changes things quite a bit now actually...

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>>9668684
You and I have a shared passion, it seems. Shall we bond over smooth jazz? Or are you a classical jazz kinda guy?

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>>9668684
>Yotsugi holds Eggman up with her finger

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>>9668684

The first >>9668643 was meant for >>9668641

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>>9668684
>sweet. Now Gaius is the appropiate size to participate un the games...
>that is, until he falls into a hole.
>black magic: not even once.

>>9668675
wat

>go down to nearby lake that's just around the corner
>fucking hoodlums throwing trash everywhere
Gonna kill me a nigger

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>>9668684
Who left this partly eaten candy bar around here? And why does it smell like roadkill?

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>>9668688
>Kosaku stares at the bone with a blank expression, though on the inside, he's not particularly pleased with that development. "That was the same bone my Stand had touched, and that was his murder bone? Give me a break! I suppose I can deal with this little problem of mine later. Still, it truly is a bad day for Kosaku Kawajiri..."
So, does this mean you don't have that desire to murder others anymore? I'm sorry, but I thought you wouldn't be able to "function" without that bone. Wouldn't you "fall apart"?

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>>9668684
>>9668718
Looks like that spell didn't last very long.

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>>9668642
>You get as far away from your initial group as fast as possible.

>>9668684
>You figure just jumping out a window or something would work, but this man just has to map out every possible exit and hallway.
>You think you might show him how much better your way is by throwing him out a window yourself.

>>9668677
But how would they know that you are the hero if you don't tell them that you are a hero? You know, it's important for hero to stay relevant, because otherwise you will be quickly forgotten. Can you imagine this? The people, that were saved by you so many times, will forget about you, cuz you are on a vacation or something.

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>>9668684
W-where am I getting dragged into? What's going to happen!?!

>>9668611
I'd fuck 2 out of 3 district 1 members

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>>9668736
It seems you are uninitiated in the mystical arts of SKELETON MAGIC. Through SKELETON MAGIC, I only need my skull to be intact in order to operate. The rest of these bones are disposable.
>While the skeleton talks, he's casually ripping out some of his bones to demonstrate his point.
And yeah, my desire to murder has like...completely depleted. I probably should've torn out that bone sooner, but I was enjoying murdering people too much.

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>>9668718
>dabs

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You guy's can quit trying to call the cops, this place doesn't have any phone reception, or landline phones. You're all completely stuck out here.

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>>9668778

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>>9668765
Ah, but see it like this! If I leave enough of an impact on people, people won't ever forget me, and as such, that means that nobody will forget when I'm the hero! Attach that to a famous country like America, and I'm basically immortal!
I bet I could name, like, five people that still know who I am. Heck, one guy even visited me yesterday!

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>>9668778
>THEY'LL NEVER TAKE YOU ALIVE.
>Your screams are meaningless towards the force dragging you into...some other room. You're not really sure where.

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>>9668778
Don't wake me up

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>>9668778
I should have guessed this was going to happen, it's like a really stereotypical horror movie around here

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>>9668778
Stay still, stranger onii-chan. Don't ask questions.

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>>9668778
Man, the last time I saw a place this screwy it was the inside of Mugenkan.
...Eh. This place is nicer. Marginally.

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Oh fuck i'm getting attacked by sudden diarrhea

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>>9668826
>It's either paranormal activity or a very, very terrible DJ. Either way, it is not something you want to involve yourself with right now.

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>>9668776
>Nodding, the salaryman crosses his arms and looks to the side in thought. "So I was murdered for nothing. Well, at least I can come back from death. My life will be more than bizarre soon..."
I... see. Alright. I suppose that this means that you feel some sort of remorse for your actions. 「Skeleton Magic」 didn't affect your murder bone, did it?

>>9668812
>kan
I know mugen means infinite but kan? Lmao what the FUCK DOES IT MEAN

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>>9668826
Yo, dude, you alright in there? You're not getting stabbed over and over by some psychopath with a huge knife, are you?

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I'll make an attempt to fix this page after this, i promise.

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>>9668826
>Yotsugi sits still and pretends not to have seen anything

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Let's hope that the darkness doesn't give that thing back.

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>>9668852
>the door slams shut, keeping Subaru unaware of what Junpei's saying
Where'd that guy go? I know he's a little spastic, but I never thought he'd be one to purposely go his own way. I don't even think he has what it takes to survive this hell.

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>>9668839
SKELETON MAGIC is a highly unstable form of magic. It was invented by a bunch of necrophiliac necromancers who wanted to warm their corpses up before getting down n dirty but it backfired and created skeletons. So I don't really know what goes on with SKELETON MAGIC, I just know that it works. That's a common skeleton motto, actually - "it just works."

>>9668791
Well, that's true. A lot of people still remember about the Roman Empire. But on the other hand, do you remember what dynasty was ruling over all of the China after Ming dynasty? And I bet the existence of this dynasty was very influential on the world history.
You jnow what? Name them. I want to know who are those lucky individuals that decided to share the same fate with you.

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>>9668868
So did this guy hang himself or was this really old execution style hanging?

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>>9668844
Wrong use of the "mugen". In this case, it means more, uh..."Dream Mansion", actually. Or "Fantasy" if you wanna get technical.
>>9668826
...Goddammit.

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Woooo boy it's day 3

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I HAVE A DREAM! YES I WILL RIG THIS GAME I WILL RIG EVERY GAME I WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
FUCK THE WALLS FUCK THE MEDIA
FUCK ALL OF IT VOTE ME AS NEXT PRESIDENT

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>>9668888
>Kosaku nods, pausing once more. "'It just works'... Why does that phrase sound so familiar? Perhaps it's just some sort of déjà vu. But why?"
So 「Skeleton Magic」 just works. I understand. Though, just what would you need it for?
>Kosaku shakes his head, uncrossing his arms and staring straight through the skeleton.
Enough of magic and tricks and what not. Do you have a name? You already know mine, but I don't know yours.

>>9668917
I still want to know what kan means.

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>>9668918
Talk about one heck of a nose bleed..

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>>9668940
Building name. It's the "mansion" part in this case.

>>9668936
>just noticed the accents point towards the j
Huh.

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>>9668922
I double dog dare you to rig this game you giant forehead fuck.

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>>9668901
I... No? Dude, what makes you think I would know anything about the Ming Dynasty or whatever? Literally the only world history I know is Russia is crazy and World War II was weird! Either way, I'm an exception; heaps of people know about me!
Alright, then. Garma, Brian, Muffet, Hong Kong, and Belarus. How'd'ya like THEM apples, boy? Unlike before, I know my stuff pretty well!

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>>9668918
Did I just get my ass kicked by a bunch of dusty coats? Well, at least it wasn't the first day again. Thanks for hosting, dude, later

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What is this, mario 64? Yeesh.

Stop questioning my staircases god dammit. They're trying as hard as they can.

Robots can't rot, they just rust away, you dip.

>>9668922
>picking up my filler
If this is legit, I'll find ya, and I'll cut ya.

>>9668984
Knocking on Heaven's Door is a shit song desu

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>>9668954
This forehead is america's pride
>>9668980
You both will be number ones! You will follow me to the end
You will destroy the fucking wall you will fight your own wars!

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The foot fetish character is starting to become aware, I'm not sure this is a good thing or not.

>>9668949
>pats back
You tried and that's all I can ask for
>fades back into the shadows

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>>9668992
Ok.

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>>9668936
SKELETON MAGIC is the very thing that holds my bones together. It also lets me shoot fireballs and stuff. Last time I used SKELETON MAGIC though I ended up dying to some bratty kid, so it's not as reliable as just shooting people. Still, it plays a very important role in keeping me together.

I'm Craig. I'm the skeleton with the biggest boner in the entire world. Just ask any girl skeletons you see lurking around - they'll know what's up. Don't actually ask them though because I'm lying through the teeth I don't have

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>>9668999
So like it of Subaru.

>>9669004
>Ok.
>not Okay.
nice rp

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Going down the list four at a time today.

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>>9669013
Nice to see the place hasn't changed much.

>>9669017
Oh wait, Subaru actually died. He wasn't just pretending. Jesus christ.

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>>9668975

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You guys are literally dropping dead at this point.

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>>9669010
>>9669017
>>9669028

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>>9669009
I see. I didn't expect you to have a normal name like Craig, but I suppose I learn something new everyday. It's somewhat of a pleasure to meet you. 「Skeleton Magic」... What a strange kind of magic, though not possible considering where we are.
>Kosaku notices another person's presence, a bead of sweat dropping down his forehead. Hushing his voice, he takes one step forward.
You're a strange person, you know. A "living", undead skeleton who only acts like the way his is because of magic? It's ludicrously bizarre. Are there any others like you?

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>>9669040
>RULE NUMBER 1 OF THE DATING HANDBOOK: NEVER GO BACK WITH AN EX, YOU DUMBASS SHIT-FOR-BRAINS.

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Alright, i ordered some pizza for the feast, i hope that's cool with all of you, because it's all we got to eat.

How does a robot suffocate? This doesn't make sense.

>>9669040
That was supposed to by "dropping like flies" but i fucked up the joke.

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>>9669040
There back together again.

>>9668959
Well, the existence of this dynasty may be the reason why China is communist now. It's the country with a huge potential. I think it would be wise to do a research on him.
Russia is crazy, I can agree with that. But WWII was weird only from your, Allies side. On the eastern front it was just a war for existence. And that is where the craziness of Russia payed out.
Well, with that many people that know about, I believe you will be remembered in the future history as an imaginary country. Congratulations!

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>>9669068
>You hope the incredibly handsome man leaves a bullet for you after what occurred last night, but alas, you're out of luck.

>>9669071
>So this is what it feels like to have paparazzi.
>It's not a good feeling.

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Nothing buy peace on day 5.

>>9669071
I wonder what Len is going to think.

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>>9669054
>Craig takes Kosaku's hushing and stepping forward as a sign that he's speaking too quietly, so he raises his voice.
YES, THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF SKELETONS LIKE ME BACK IN MY WORLD BUT I DO BELIEVE THE OTHER SKELETONS THAT VISIT THIS PLACE ARE OF ANOTHER WORLD. IT'S ALSO NICE TO MEET YOU, YOU MADE FOR A FUN MURDER BACK WHEN I WAS ENJOYING MURDERING PEOPLE - WHICH WAS ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO. THINGS JUST CHANGE IN THE BLINK OF AN EYE, DON'T THEY?

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We all know that the be didn't "sacrifice herself", she just couldn't out run the scissorman because of her over-sized honkers.

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>>9669085
They're both old and really weird. Why would I need to do research on them when you gotta look towards the future and plan ahead? They say that if you forget your history, you're gonna repeat the same mistakes over 'n over, but it's not their history that'll help me. Keh!
Yes, yes, I know, the hero has truly outdone himself-- H-Hey, what was that?! What are you talkin' about? Me? America? An imaginary country? Yeah, right! I got HEAPS of people that know about me, I won't turn imaginary this early!

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>>9669115
>You don't know what it is with extremely handsome men coming to you so you can kill them, but you think you could turn this into a business opportunity of some sort.
>"Tired of being extremely handsome? Sick of getting looks from every beautiful woman you pass on the street? Visit Cantown's own Killing Klinic!"
>You're sure this will turn a profit, somehow.

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>>9669099
>Kosaku winces, covering his ears because of the sheer volume of his voice. By pure luck, Kosaku can make out the words and respond appropriately - but he's hoping that R̶o̶h̶a̶n̶ ̶K̶i̶s̶h̶i̶b̶e̶ isn't listening in on them.
Yes, indeed, things change in a blink of an eye. I will admit that you had gotten the jump on me. It hurt when you had drowned me, however. Why do you think that the skeletons here are from another world?

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And just like that it's down to the final three! Oooh boy, what an exciting turn of events! Could we see the mayor get two victories in a row? Or will it be the anime girl that's actually a boy or something?
Or will it be the pokemon with a passion for the dance floor? Ooooh I'm on the edge of my seat king!

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>>9669158
>You are entirely, utterly thankful for this.

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Spoiler alert: This will be the final death screen.

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>>9669146
>The skeleton completely misses Kosaku's winces and ear plugging and continues to project his voice at an ungodly volume.
BECAUSE TWO OF THEM POPPED UP AND WERE CALLING THEMSELVES "SKELETON KINGS." HOW THE HECK DO YOU HAVE _TWO_ SKELETON KINGS? AND HOW HAVE I NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEM? THE MOST REASONABLE EXPLANATION IS THAT THIS IS SOME KINDA BORDER BETWEEN WORLDS, LIKE A PURGATORY OR SOMETHING. EITHER THAT OR THE BRAIN DAMAGE I GOT BACK IN 2005 AFFECTED ME MORE THAN I THOUGHT IT DID

>>9669116
>SHORYUKENS YOU RIGHT IN THE DICK

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And just like that it's down to the ex couple that just got reunited! Man, we got some amazing story telling in this game. I'm loving this.

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>>9669186
>Now you get to live out every man's fantasy: killing your own ex with no repercussions.
>At least, you hope that's what happens.

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>good night.

>>9669116
You are a world leader, so you need to do something more than just slacking off all day. If you want to stay on the leading position, you need to plan what will you do with your competitors. China can quickly overcome you, you know. And then the whole world will be communist! I believe they meant the world's history, not just a history of single country. And that makes sense. If a person lives in Luxembourg, that doesn't mean that he needs to learn only Luxembourg's history.
Heaps... You know, there are billions of people... And only five know who you are.

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>>9669176
>Kosaku's winces are less prominent as he can actually make out the skeleton's words (how a skeleton without a voice box could speak so loudly, Kosaku would never know), but as the skeleton finishes his tirade, his eyes widen.
Never mind that. A border and other otherworldly things can be reasonably explained, but you said 2005? Sir, you might not be wrong in assuming that, but I'm quite sure that it's 1999. Why would you say that?

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AND JUST LIKE THAT'S IT'S OVER, OH BAH GAWD IT'S OVER.

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>>9669216
>You are now the ULTIMATE KEK. Congratulations.

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>>9669218
Oh.

Today I learned cu|ck gets wordfiltered to kek.

...Huh.

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>>9669210
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, IDIOT? I MIGHT BE BRAIN DAMAGED BUT I CLEARLY REMEMBER THAT GRAY OCTOBER MORN WHEN THAT PALADIN SMASHED MY SKULL IN WITH A WARHAMMER. MAYBE YOU GOT TELEPORTED INTO THE FUTURE, BECAUSE 2005 WAS 12 YEARS AGO. IT'S 2017 NOW

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And with that, we have the winner of tonight's second Eric Andre game, Seniorita Machoke!

>>9669196
Good job jinxing yourself, i was hoping i was just going to have to make one winscreen with both victories on it.

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>>9669182
>Alfred smiles, giving the anon as he reveals his secret weapon - a steel plate covering his dick. Like a true hero.
You think that I wasn't actually anticipating this? It's happened so many times that I actually found a way to counterattack it! This'll teach you to punch random strangers in the dick!
>>9669204
Excuse you, I do a lot of things was a hero. I read on every state's news, every American territory's status reports, and most of all, I make sure everyone's okay! America's totally stable, while China needed, like, a law to make sure the population didn't go all crazy! What does that make him, huh? I'll tell you what - it makes him nuts!
...That was because you only wanted five people, dummy! You never specified! Three hundred million people know who I am!
>>9669233
Congratulations... Miss? Sir? Nah, nah, it's a miss. Thank you for hosting, Eric!

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>>9669233
I thank you and congratulate the winner as a gesture of respect.

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Hi folks.

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She even got the pacifist victory! She literally danced her way to victory!

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>>9669233
>You cannot even bear to look the winner in the face. It's like looking at the sun, but at least the sun still has a purpose in your life.

>>9669252
>You thank the host, but also issue a stern warning that if either of the wincards have the other person on it, blood will be spilled OUTSIDE the Arena.
>You assume he catches your drift as you wander off back to wherever it is you rest for the night here. Even you're not sure where that is.

Good night, HG. Have a great day tomorrow.

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>>9669252
Thanks for hosting

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>>9669233
>>9669252
Congrats and thanks for host.

>>9669249
Hey Lenny

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>>9669227
No, it was... It was 1999 when I last saw it. If it's not 1999 and 2017, then how do I know that Duck was telling the truth when he sent that letter?
>Kosaku takes a step back, a bead of sweat running down his forehead. "It's 2017. It's 2017? How? How could it be 2017 when not even a year has passed yet? This must be a ruse! It must be!"
Sir, tell me the date right now! Is it not July 7th? No, not July, August! I'm not sure! What is the date?!

>>9669252
Thanks for hosting mate.

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Also here's the summary.

Alright, i'm gonna go make a shit attempt at making a couple victory screens now.

>>9669249
Oh dude i know you, you're ranch dubois!

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>>9669233
Well that's mildly terrifying.
Congrats, you. Thanks for the show.

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>>9669265
Yo.
>>9669271
>ranch dubois
Either this is a really obscure joke or you misspelt something.

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>>9669283

https://youtu.be/70kuO4iU-Mk?t=58s

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>>9669271
Yaaaaaaay peace peace...

Thank you for the game, Eric onii-chan.

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>>9669266
THE CURRENT DATE IS J-
>The skeleton chokes on air and begins to cough and splutter, despite having no throat to choke on air with. Who knows?
Alright, you're gonna have to listen closely because I can't keep yelling for you. It's straining my voice.

I don't know what you mean by duck, but if you must know the date it's June 2nd, 2017. I'm sure it's not a big deal, it's just what? 18 or so years you've missed out on?

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>>9669309
Eighteen years since the summer of 1999? No, it's not possible... It can't be. If that's the case, then I need to act quickly. What do I do? How do I see if my family is alright? I... Craig, this can't be possible.
>Kosaku wipes his forehead, shaken by the information. For a normal salaryman, one would note that he's acting rather bizarre.
2017, June the second. It might not seem it to you, Craig, but if that's the case, it's been eighteen years since I have last seen my wife and son. I don't know what to do.

>>9669239
Erm... Do you know that there is a world outside the US? How about the international news? And you know, how can you tell that America is stable, is you don't know how the other countries doing? Maybe your country is in anarchy by their standarts? Are you jealous that he has a lot more manpower than you?
Ufufufu... How about you name all of them?

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>>9669344
I dunno, get a new wife and son? Your old ones are probably dead or something by now, 18 years leaves plenty of room for accidents to happen. Car crash, house fire, falling down the stairs...you've had 18 years to move on so I don't think it should be too big of a deal for you.

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>>9669369
I doubt it. It feels like yesterday that it was 1999. Shinobu and Hayato are probably still alive, and Duck even confirmed this, but you might just be right. My goodness, this is a lot of information for me to absorb.
And to think that I gained this information from a skeleton of all things. I might have to take up Elizabeth's offer the next time I see her. Regardless, might I ask for the time? Now might be an optimal time to plan for the future.

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>>9669362
No, it's obvious that the United States is the only country in the world. Everybody knows that Russia and Canada are provinces of Alaska, and England is actually a colony of New England! And America is stable, everyone else is just thinking of it by their standards. It's fake news! I know the real truth!
...Um... All of them. Can you give me, like, a specific number? I just need to name all the people I know, right? Not the ones that like me or anything?

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>>9669401
The time? It's like, 6 o'clock or something. I don't have a watch on me and I never learned how to tell the time by looking at shadows on the ground. That's something you can do, you know. You need something called a sundial I think...

>anon will never pound my shitbox and paint my insides white unless I ask him to

>>9669437
Quiet kk

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>>9669423
Everyone knows what a sundial is. I'll plan once it strikes eight. By then, a suitable plan will strike me in a flash of genius. Oh, but I shouldn't be saying this all out loud, it's unbecoming of me.
>Kosaku looks to the sky, and then at the skeleton with an expressionless gaze. "Thank goodness I can get over all this new information so quickly."
Alright. Thank you for the information, Craig. You're a very helpful skeleton, you know that?

If dubs kys
You know who you are

>>9669437
>Illya

>tfw it's a secret

>>9669472
>tfw

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>>9669444
>Craig nods his head as Kosaku speaks while sticking his murder bone back into his body.
Huh? You do know all skeletons are helpful skeletons, right? Without one you wouldn't be turning your head to look around right now. Anyways if you're planning on leaving ya better go, because I have a hankering for murder right now

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>>9669472
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNhphyF74sA

>>9669420
Stop being so sarcastic, or I'll became Vlad the Impaler for one second. And you will not like this... Ridiculous. That's why people don't like you.
Well, if you are gonna name all the people that like you, the names will run out after one second. I believe you already named the people that you know. I want for you to tell me the names of your citizens.

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>>9669472

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>>9669484
Ah, I think I was going to leave in a few minutes anyway. After all, I have a lot of planning I'll need to do if my quiet life wishes to stay the way it is.
>Kosaku nods and raises his hand, signifying a farewell before walking off and giving him a thumbs up.
You take care now, Craig. I might stick around for a few more rounds, but I'm going to get a head-start on my planning. Farewell. Oh, and as one last parting gift...
>CLICK
第一の爆弾ジ。

>tfw everyone forget what I did

>mfw you thought I was an anon but I WAS REALLY DIO

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>>9669513
Oh--! I'm hurt, Belarus! What kind of person just says "that's why people don't like you" to someone? I know people call you the "Ice Queen", but Jesus, I had expected you to be less rude than that! Spare some tears for the hero's bleedin' heart...
What? No, I know more than that. You can't reasonably expect me to just up 'n name three hundred million people just for you. Can I name, like, all the people here that know me and like me?

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>>9669531
Enjoy your quiet life. I'm gonna be prowling the arena, looking for some more suckers to murder.
>The skeleton creeps up on Kosaku as he walks off, but unexpectedly blows up after Kosaku clicks his thumb. When he respawns, he's sitting at the water's edge of the lake.
Nani?

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>>9669562
If you're the only one that can remember what you did, you can forget you ever did it and erase the event from history.

>tfw just godmodded
I feel horrible desu

>>9669592
>Kosaku

>>9669596
How did you know

>>9669567
It sounds like it's the first day you know me. Do you really expect from someone like me to get easy on you? You are the reason why I am not living with the brother right now. And this is... unforgivable. Hey, you said that no one likes you, remember? I never believed that, but now I can see that you were actually right.
What, you can't handle the pressure? Alright then. Weakling. Hey, that's cheating. Do you know that if someone knows you, it doesn't mean he likes you?

>>9669605
Not him, but you're the only one that's done anything recently

>>9669647
O-oh
At least I'm doing a good job in doing so, right?

>>9669605
>>9669647
The one you asked, too lazy to explain it myself so I waited for this just make a "This" post

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>>9669642
You're actually, literally, physically breaking my heart into two pieces. Come on, I thought you were better than this! Don't need to be so rude 'bout it, at least be kind enough to put it less bluntly... Not even R--a was that rude 'bout it...
Hey, now that was uncalled for! And just because someone knows me doesn't mean they like me. Refer to Kurumi and a few others for examples!

>>9669657
It's totally within your character's capabilities as far as I'm familiar with Killer Queen, so it's fine

>Jude hasn't realized his tru shitposting potential

>>9669689
Hm... I guess I bullied you enough. For today at least. You know, I may be not very polite person, but I know where to stop... Unless I lose my temper. So if you don't wanna get your heart divided into countess pieces, be careful with your words.
Kurumi... Oh, that strange double-personality vampire? I haven't seen her in a while. Is she still alive?

>>9669753
Are you telling me he hasn't even been trying

>>9669758
There's a Suwako in erp and I know its not him

>>9669770
>the third panel is filled with despair
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>Junko

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>>9669755
>Alfred coughs conveniently, muttering a few choice words under his breath.
Trying not ta' make you mad is like walking on eggshells. People might call me a weaklin' and all of those things, but at least I know I have more compassion than 'em...
Oh, her? Yeah, I bet she's still alive and kickin'. Haven't seen her in ages, but she probably still hates my guts! Or does she? I dunno, I haven't been keeping tabs on her. I bet that if she was here, she would be kinder than you! (Yeah, right. She would probably still make jabs of me, but at least I can handle hers...)

>>9669809
Holy moses

tiddies

>>9669809
Vert?

>>9669848
wtf I want to marry Fert

>>9669783
What was that? I am calm most of the time. You know, it's important to stay chill when you work for someone for a long time. And I learned this a long time ago. Your compassion will lead you to your grave one day. But actually, I can see that in the past few month you became a little bit less compassionate.
That's good to hear. I hope this is true. It would be bad if such cute person actually met the Reaper ... Well, that's just sad that I haven't talked to her much. Well, what can you do? Hey, there is no kinder person than me! I am a maid after all!

boobs are the poor mans ass

>>9669853
>lesboons
dropped

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>>9669884
What? Me? A less compassionate? What makes you say that? I know that I've been dipping out on coming here lately, but I haven't been acting downright rude to people. What's wrong with me taking a stand for myself? Compassion may be what takes me to the grave, but I would rather die than be a loner like some others here!
How can she meet the Reaper if she's already a vampire? What, she'd have to die twice in order to say howdy to 'im! And you can get outta here with that, you ain't kind at all! Sakuya's a maid, and she's, like, exponentially kinder than you are! You're only kind to Ivan!

>spamming the thread with ugly as fuck chicks

>>9669914
Post some good ones then

>>9669908
Hot

Is Ichigo here?

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Alright, so after an hour or so of trying to figure out how the gimp works, i finally got my first shit win card our for the can dude.
Rate my garbage, i need feedback on it.

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>>9669925
Was gonna go to sleep but yes I am here
Do you need something

>>9669931
Why do you keep posting Lamby from Parappa the Rappa

>>9669930
luvit

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>>9669931
I had heard that you couldn't get this, so I changed it to a gif for you.

>>9669930
better than nothing!

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>>9669939
Don't worry about it
>>9669942
Oh
Thank you for this

>>9669930
It's nice

I miss _____

>>9669910
I just feel it. And you know that I can... feel things. Well, not now, but who knows what will happen after 4 years? Maybe your England roots will make you annoyingly arrogant too? And you will be lonely just like him. And then your imaginary friend will show up.
Well, I believe vampires die if you impale them in the heart. Or maybe some purification magic will do the trick. Oh, how rude of you. Kinder than me? We both can throw knives to the person we don't like. I can't see much difference between us. That's lie, I am always kind to you. You know, it makes me sad that you are not appreciating this.

>>9669930
It's not bad but... It can always be better

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Shaun of the Dead Game 3 and beyond will feature a wincard made by yours truly. Going to continue working on it today after watching those zombie movies you guys suggested. I've also made a text file containing ideas for events.

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>>9669958
Alright, now you've convinced me that you're basing this offa' speculation. Arthur may be my brother, but I ain't gonna turn out like him! Unlike him, I have friends! Granted, they may be very limited, but I have FRIENDS! And I've had a girlfriend. What has he had?
Yeah, but she's... I dunno, more gentle than you. Unlike you, she doesn't obsess over her brother; she obsesses over her mistress! I do appreciate it your kindness, but you're kind to me by not throwing knives at me! Insults galore! Though, I gotta say, you are kinder than SOME people here. I respect you for that.

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>>9669940
>>9669945
>>9669949
>>9669963
It better be nice, because I'm not going to sit here and think of ideas for this at 5:31 AM.

>>9669994
It's okay. I've seen better, seen worse. It's pretty Vert tier though.

>>9669999
>>9670000
Better not be those fucking pedos

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>tfw mother's gone to hospital
>tfw crying at the thought of losing her
lads why am I such a pussy

>>9669908
What is Aikawa doing with bewbs? Bring back delicious trap flat chest.

>>9669993
Well, technically yeah, but my speculations are, more often than not, turning out to be true! Do you know what kind of person he was? Maybe he was even like you. Maybe he had friends and girlfriend too... I believe he had a special someone. Hanover, if my memory is not failing me. Well, you better keep this things close. Because who knows what will happen?
Do you remember that my brother was at one point my... mistress, haha. Well isn't it a sign of a good frienship? When you can insult your friend freely or throw a knife at them, and they will not be offended.

>>9670021
Your mom is a bro. Either that or you aren't as autistic as the rest.

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>>9670021
>Being a pussy
>Over losing your fucking mother
That's not being a pussy, your mom brought you into this world and in most cases cared for you throughout your entire childhood.
It's perfectly normal to get upset over such a possibility.

>>9670021
Personally I hate my mother. Total bitch and I hope she dies being skinned and then burned. Gave me the worst gift ever for my birthday.

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>>9670029
>Alfred shrugs, not knowing much else about England. He's, like, 99% sure that Arthur was always a loner. Always. Honestly, he would be surprised at such a revelation.
Yeah, right. Him? Having a girlfriend? Like I could even believe that! And I will keep them close to me. They're the only friends I've ever had.
Look, the difference there was that it was kinky for you and not for him. Sakuya obsessed over her mistress because she cared for her. And I guess that's the sign of a good friendship, but it's kinda messed up...

>>9670042
wtf

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>>9670010
Pitch me some ideas on what i can do to make it just a little bit better, i want to pander to the audience as much as i can here.

>>9670021
Shit man, i know what it's like losing relatives, i think it just means that you're a good guy that cares about his mother.

>>9670054
She gave me life.

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>>9670071

>>9670054
>>9670071
Oh, and Marfan syndrome.
That too.

>>9670052
I don't think he will tell you about any of this. He is really protective about his past. But I am certain that at some point he wasn't arrogant. Because who would be proud that a duchy conquered you, a kingdom? Who would be proud when you lost a war you already win? But you do remember the cost you should pay, right?
Is it really matter, that we are relatives? You know, you can be attracted to a relative too, if you haven't grown up with them under one roof. Everyone does this. Why do you think it's messed up? You don't like being bullied?

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>>9670091
Who wouldn't? The true sign of strength is keeping yourself strong no matter what comes your way. If you take pride in all your failures, it only proves that your attitude and determination are impeccable. And I know the cost I'm gonna have to pay for my friends. I don't care 'bout it!
It's still messed up to be attracted to your brother! No! No one but the rednecks do it! And I don't like being constantly hammered on for my flaws! I'm over it now! Alright, fine, I don't think you're a bad gal! Is that alright for you now? Not gonna keep askin' about it?

>wake up in my tub with an empty bottle of vodka and a half a bottle of pills, covered in my own shit piss and vomit
I just want to die.

>>9670141
Pics or it didn't happen.

>>9670116
Well, you've got a point. But he never talks aout this for a reason, don't you think. I bet he doesn't want to remember any of this. He is not proud about his past. Well, if you need for me to lend you a shoulder, you know where to find me... do you?
What is this? Denial? I believe the anger is next. There is a reason why two unrelated people can be never attracted to each other. I'm just mocking you. Gently. Of course I am not a bad gal. I am a maid after all. Everyone knows that maids are always cute. If you don't like it, I will gonna keep asking about it. Hehehe.

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>>9670157
Yeah, but that's 'cause he's ENGLAND. England's the kind of person to yell at a boy playing on a playground because he's having fun. And of course I know where to find you; you're gonna be in Belarus or Russia, busy chasing Ivan!
I still don't get what you're on about. It's messed up for family to be attracted to each other, dude... And maids can be plenty messed up, too. I can confirm this from first-hand experience, so don't try to pull a fast one on me!

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What should I fap to?

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>>9670202

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>>9670202

>>9670202
Everything. EVERYTHING!

>>9670202
The next picture posted in this thread

>>9670202
ssbbw

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>>9670211

Which HG avatar has the best porn?

>>9670217
Illya

>>9670217
Ilyasviel Von Einzbern

>>9670179
Eyebrows is a person. Every person can change over time. And how old is he? It's obvious that he changed.
Well, by your standarts. But what if our world would be the one, where NOT being attracted to family was messed up?.. You can't understand what I feel. Maybe if you knew, you would change your mind about this. What was that? Are you bullying me again? Not cool, Alfred.

>>9670217
Reisen

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>>9670217

>>9670217
Cirno

>>9670229
Nu-Tejina?

>>9670221
>>9670222
>>9670230
TLHG

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>>9670224
He's so old you could put him in a museum and everyone would think that he was part of the exhibit. And it's pretty hard to gauge if he has changed or not. D'ya know he's changed? You know, since you're as old as him 'n all.
Yeah, right. Being attracted to family is messed up no matter what, and there's no way to counterattack that argument. It's the truth! Call it bullying you all you want, but your words are fake news. All your statements are fake news!

>>9670237
>he thinks hg threads are his safe space

>>9670248
The pedos have invaded
Why just the other day anon admitted to fapping to Yotsuba

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>>9670234
>You aren't sure who he's referring to.
>The only thing you do know about the person he is talking about is that you aren't him.
>Not that much to go on really, but it's all you've got.

>>9670253
Damn. Oh well. Hey would you mind killing me real quick? Doesn't really matter how.

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>>9670251
> Yotsuba

>>9670251
>mfw no face and also this post

>>9670251
God, Kamina really needs to stop.

>>9670244
W-What? I am not even 30 years old, idiot!.. How would I know?.. Ahem, I think it's better to ask France. They were such a good friends back in the day.
Well, technically it is... But I can't resist the chemistry in my head! Who cares about this mere genetics anyways? We are living in the times of freedom! I will remember that, Alfred, believe me... "Fake news", huh? You never used this sentence before.

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>>9670257
>This is odd.
>You've never had anybody ask you to kill them before.
It's not like it's a problem really, you can kill him easily, it's just strange that he's asking you to do it.
>You quickly stab the man several times in the chest anx stomach area, giving him a somewhat quick but most definitely painful death.

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>>9670253
>Blocks your path

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>>9670276
Eh? That's kind of strange. You're older than me, yet you still call yourself younger than England? Look, Bela, there's no way around it - you're old. And France is gonna fed me some fake news, too!
Well, I kind do. Birth defects kinda makes incest obsolete, and the last thing you want is a baby like that, right? And maybe Trump's presidency is affecting me in more ways than one. Forget about it! Times are a changin', right?

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>>9670280
>Isn't this strange.
>You have been blocked by a man with a look that's similar, yet different from yours.
>He has a mask.
>He has a blood stained jumpsuit similar to yours.
>He even has a blood soaked knife.
>You'd probably be correct if you were to say that this man had a similar, if not identical profession to yours.

*toot*

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>>9670316

>Tfw the DSP ava will never return

>>9670291
How in the world I am older than you? Do you think that if I know more than you, that means I am older? No, I am just not slacking off all day. You know, I can't slack off, or economy of my country won't improve. Why would he do this?
You know, incest won't be a problem, if your descendants won't go into incestual relationships. It's fine. And besides, are you really sure that countries can give birth? Ah, your new boss. Yeah, you are kinda impulsive right now. Don't go overboard with this.

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>>9670316

>>9670330
Who

>>9670341
>being this new

>>9670349
Haha jokes on you I was only pretending to be retarded, I know who DSP is
But I only know him for jacking off on stream