Hunger games thread or some shit like that.
>>9666795
more like hunger LAMES
>>9666791
While you thought my methods were wrong, they happened to be what let me win, thank you none the less Kosaku.
>>9666797
>tfw touched them once
lmao @ ur life anon
>>9666809
ha.
>>9666763
By the standards of my version of Earth, I'm not too bad. Though the Yuki-Onna there are still far better looking than someone like me, I'll admit
As an apology for all of the bad things Adachi has said, I'd like to give you this box of chocolates.
Please accept it, I'm sure it would mean a ton to him.
>>9666809
>>9666683
Uh, congratulations.
>>9666727
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9666797
Maybe you should ask sincerely, and she might let ya.
>>9666844
>>9666844
How about instead of all of that, you go eat at one of my restaurants.
>>9666809
>This statement angers you beyond belief.
>You grab the box of chocolates from >>9666844 and throw it at the anon in pure rage.
>>9666856
Thanks kid, even if some of the things you do bother me. I can simply just kill you in the arena to make up for it so it's fine.
>>9666867
That would be worse than having to deal with Adachi.
>>9666867
>>9666871
Hey! Don't waste perfectly good chocolates!
>The Inkling picks up the chocolates from the ground and starts to eat them
>>9666724
>>9666762
>>9666763
>>9666764
>>9666773
>>9666779
>>9666856
No problem
>>9666769
I just don't see that happening, fate simply won't allow it.
>>9666791
I can do what I want because I don't have empathy and not a care in my bones, fool! I drained myself of empathy after watching the security cam footage of my sister going up in flames on repeat...and then she became a ghost. So yeah, now I'm allowed to do whatever I want. I'll also have you know I'm a decorate war hero from the Great Skeleton War so that also means I can do and/or say whatever I want
>>9666867
We don't want to kill the guy.
>>9666844
Uh yeah sure, whatever.
>takes the box of chocolates and puts it in my inventory
I'll save these for later.
>>9666678
Refriend me then.
>>9666835
Ah yeah. Different earths and stuff. Makes my head spin. What are the yuki-onnas like anyway. Let's just say there's a shortage of them back at my place.
>>9666844
I like lollipops a lot more but why not? Lay it on me.
eruna pls come back
>be me
>getting tired
>looking for some inspiration for my code
>watch some horror vidya despite not being able to handle that sort of shit when i;m trying to sleep
>get inspired for events
>too tired to write them down
>can't sleep because i horrored myself up
lmao ababahsd
woomy
>>9666920
Who even
>>9666888
It depends on which restaurant you go to, you can't really pick your clientele anymore without being called "Racist".
>>9666890
Hey, we have a charity.
>>9666907
I said MY restaurants.
>>9666940
You know.
Thank you all.
I hope you enjoy the chocolates in the box.
He said there was 22 chocolates in the box, but I decided to check them to see if he was lying.
Turns out some of them have 23 chocolates while others have 21. I'm sorry if you get one of the boxes with less chocolates, I really am.
>>9666935
Hey.
>>9666816
I don't recall calling the wrong, Shaiya, merely unconventional. Although they may be bizarre, I do suppose they have some sort of reason to them...
>Kosaku shrugs, staring at the skeleton warily. "There's more to worry about than her methods. I may have picked a fight by pure accident."
They are strange. I'll leave it at that.
>>9666902
A veteran? Tch, I suppose that means that I have to honor your deeds in battle. You would think that being a war hero would give you a bit of humbleness, though what would a salaryman know?
>Kosaku reluctantly bows his way, muttering to himself while doing so. "Insulting someone and then using your status as a way to get away from it... Good grief."
Thank you for your service. Please, learn some manners.
>>9666944
Not if I can't remember your specific tag number.
>>9666947
You mean to tell me some faggot probably has 1 to 2 more than me...?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>9666965
While all the children did the work for me, I could simply keep my sights on the prize. That's all I meant. You had argued that those children shouldn't be worked the way they were being worked. It's all behind us now though. Until next time Kosaku.
>>9666927
Well, the one I know is as incredibly shy, due to being unable to fully control her powers over ice, though she's very kind and sweet once she opens up
>>9667061
>>9666996
They shouldn't have. There's no point in arguing for something so childish, but they are unconventional. I suppose that's something we'll all forget in five days or so, so perhaps it's fine...
>Kosaku shakes his head, raising his hand to signify a farewell. "I hadn't taken her for the type of person to employ child slaves. I'll have to watch my back around her in the future.
Goodbye, Shaiya. Do pick some less horrible methods next time.
>>9666965
>The skeleton lights a cigarette and flicks it at Kosaku, staining his suit with ash.
You're not seeing the big picture. I'm allowed to act in any way I want because I've earned it through a lifetime of suffering - and also because I've made two arenas in four months spent here? Have YOU done that? I don't think so. So you see, because of this, I can treat people however I want to treat them because people should be too busy respecting me to be CRITICISING ME!!
Just kidding, I'm brain damaged. I dunno what I'm on about. I think I'm a chronic liar. I don't even remember having a sister...although if I did, I bet she'd be hot. And then there'd be this forbidden love angle...
>>9666970
Will you suck me off if I give it to you?
>>9667076
That's a solid maybe
Give me a fun singleplayer game that I can get on Steam
>>9667099
What sort of games do you like, Anon?
>>9667099
Dustforce
>>9667099
Vanquish
>>9667099
Splinter Cell
>>9667075
>Ignoring that a skeleton had just lighted a cigarette, Kosaku focuses more on the stain on his suit. "And I had just washed it today, as well. I suppose it was getting dirty since then, but this skeleton needs to learn some manners."
Forbidden love triangle? My, my, you certainly do have an active imagination. With your sister, of all things. Very concerning, but I suppose I cannot expect much from those who dwell here.
>Kosaku looks back at the skeleton, his blank gaze practically staring through the skeleton (which isn't too impossible, all things considered).
Well, at least you admitted that you didn't mean those comments. All I ask of you is that you treat your winners more kindly in the future. I wouldn't tolerate someone with such horrible manners.
>>9667099
No Man's Sky.
>>9667099
Valkyria Chronicles
>>9667099
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
>>9667099
Dying Light
>>9666947
>Her mouth is already filled with a lot of chocolate, she can barely avoid spitting it up back at her as she talks.
I know I'm one of his favorites since I got the largest one. Tell him thanks or something.
>>9667016
>As he was talking, she was writing something in an extremely large book. Closing it, she yawns and rubs her eyes.
Incredibly shy huh? I knew a girl like that once. Nice seeing other monsters round here but I need to get rid of this killer headache. Catch ya later.
Same to anyone else. I'll try an do something next time I'm here.
>>9667099
Half life
>>9667099
Shovel Knight
Hello...
>>9667099
Danganronpa
>>9667213
YOU BETTER NOT FUCK THIS UP
>>9667152
I'll treat my winners with the kindness they deserve. Did you miss the part where I offered her bird seed? That costs money and I was being completely serious, I can't think of anything more loaded with manners than that.
>The skeleton then reaches into its rib cage and pulls out a gun it had stashed within it, aiming it right at Kosaku's heart.
I also forgot to mention I'm a chronic murder. I've got this raging murder boner that just doesn't go away.
>>9667213
Hello. Are you a defenceless young girl with no way of escaping gunfire? Just a quick question
>>9667213
'sup
>>9667096
Let make maybe into a yes.
>>9667251
Rain check. I have work in the morning
I'll host a game in like 8 minutes, just gotta take care of some stuff real quick.
>>9667226
And had she been a normal person, I bet you wouldn't have even offered her that-- 何?!
>Kosaku quickly puts his hands up in an attempt to calm the skeleton down. "How was I unable to see something so blatant? My life might be on the line if I say the wrong thing! Not even my Stand would be able to deflect the bullets!"
Now, hold on! This is rather quick, isn't it? I don't wish for any conflict between us to occur! Please, I implore you to put the gun down and handle this civilly!
>>9667270
where's the game
>>9667348
It's there. You just have to believe.
Alright I'm back, give me 24 guests for tonight's Eric Andre game.
>>9667348
Right here you impatient frog fuck.
>>9667366
This guy gets it.
>>9667099
Pillars of Eternity
>>9667378
Misuzu
>>9667378
Alicia
>>9667378
Rika
>>9667378
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9667378
Machi
>>9667378
Inkling
>>9667378
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>9667378
Junpei Iori
>>9667378
Lord Beerus
>>9667378
Xayah
>>9667378
Len
>>9667378
Gascoigne
>>9667378
Mikun
>>9667378
Tamamo
>>9667378
Faris Scherwiz
>>9667378
Ririchiyo
>>9667378
Alfred Jones
>>9667378
Kotarou
>>9667378
Craig
>>9667332
Well, first of all - of course not, normal people aren't part birds. She, however, IS part bird so I figured she'd like bird seed, because it's tailor made for birds. It all comes together, right? It makes sense.
Second of all - don't get all hasty trying to defend yourself and stuff. I mean, you'll just come and respawn right? Just this one little murder to satisfy my murder lust isn't going to hurt anybody, it's an entirely safe hobby.
>>9667378
Ava
>>9667378
Joker
>>9667378
Mayor of Cantown
>>9667378
Ammy
Female
>>9667378
Zeri
>>9667378
Miss Acacia
>>9667378
Reigen Arataka
>>9667378
Miku
>>9667378
Francis
>>9667378
Merak
>>9667378
Late ravandil
>>9667378
Sanae Kochiya
>>9667378
Maria and Harusame
>>9667378
Kaito
>>9667378
Uraraka Ochako
>>9667454
¦ ` )
>>9667449
cute
I need just one more entry
One more
>>9667475
Noriaki Kakyoin
>>9667378
Late go
pls bump the game
>>9667475
strong motherfucker
I ate a large milky way bar and now i feel like i'm about to spew
>>9667518
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9667518
Let's go!
>>9667518
>>9667424
>>9667486
Switch him out with me.I'm just not feeling it right now.
>>9667518
Ready!!
>>9667518
>>9667518
It's time to get going, right? Let's make the best of this!
>>9667518
Murder isn't as fun when people are expecting it, but it's still fun all the same.
>>9667518
Kind of fucked up how that's the last thing we hear before people start dying.
>>9667538
I thank you, late brother. You're dank as fuck.
>>9667518
>The cyborg reloads his gatling gun, making sure it's top notch.
I'm ready when you are sir!
>>9667518
Awoo.
>>9667544
Awoo?
>>9667518
Let's begin.
>>9667518
>You are READY.
>And also crave a delicious Milky Way bar now, for some reasons.
>>9667553
Yeah sure whatever.
>leaves the thread to find a hotel to sleep in
>>9667518
On with the hunt!
>>9667458
As a man being called cute hurts my pride.
>>9667518
Looks ready to go.
>>9667457
¦ |
>>9667518
I'm ready. Let's do this.
>>9667559
Who's a good creator diety of Japan? That's right, -you- are.
>pets
>>9667527
Why do you always say that?
>>9667538
Alright.
>>9667548
Hey, I'm the giant rat i make all of the rules here.
Anyway here's that big ol' bloodbath.
>>9667600
deity
>>9667601
>"I, Reigen Arataka, accept this ____" is a reoccurring catchphrase is the series.
>>9667603
Yep. A slight slip of the fingers. Good catch!
>>9667601
>
>>9667600
>>9667601
>The wolf is too distracted by the petting to notice the game started, and gets blasted away in the opening round.
>>9667601
Alright, loaded up now to go hunting.
>>9667601
Wait, a giant rat? How is that even possible. Hm? Oh sorry lady this bread is m-
>>9667614
Oops?
>>9667410
I suppose not, but that's not what I'm focusing on!
>Kosaku's hands stay up in the air, hoping for a miracle and for him to put down the gun. "I don't want to summon 「Killer Queen」 when everyone is around! Oh, why did Shaiya have to up and leave at a time like this?"
Just do it to the other people in this next round. I might be able to come back from death, but it still hurts when you get shot. We are civil men, yes? We can solve this peacefully and without trouble.
>>9667601
>Kaito runs as if his life depends on it, probably because it does.
>>9667601
You didn't have to do this... Just ask for bread.
>Uraraka rubs her nose as she hands over the basket.
Am i a dick for not reading the slides half of the time?
>>9667643
We worked together in the bloodbath, I didn't ask for any further than that, please go away
>>9667643
Good choice, you passed the test.
Oh shit, i forgot i put that image here.
>>9667643
I believe there's place for this hatchet at the shrine, thanks for your donation.
>>9667643
>You could see your house from here!
>That is, if you even had a permanent abode, which you do not.
>>9667643
Hey! Lady! Give me my bread back! I was gonna make a sandwich out. GHK, h-hey....haha....it. It's fine. Keep the brea.....
>>9667643
Hey, this river is actually pretty big, I wonder if there are otters around..
>>9667643
Not really no. If you do it manually that is.
>>9667643
And of course I have to do all this crap, because there's no power source nearby.
>>9667628
It's just not the same when you do it in an arena full of people expecting to get murdered. It's the surprise th-
>the skeleton stops talking mid sentence to fire the gun repeatedly, bones clacking together as he erupts into crazed laughter.
>>9667643
Skeletons can't sleep. It's a good thing we don't need to too. Can you imagine not being able to sleep when you need to? I can't because I've never needed to go to sleep, but I bet it sucks.
I gotta find a good image for the night slides one of these days.
>>9667711
>YOU WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU STOPPED HAVING EVENTS WITH THIS PERSON, THANK YOU
>>9667608
>is the series
>I accept this challenge is the series
What show is this and where do I start because it sounds like my kinda thing
>>9667711
Even more donations, huh?
Well, how could I deny such a kind gesture
OH FUCK I JUST REALIZED THAT I DIDN'T PUT A CODE ON THIS OH SHIT FUCK
>>9667711
You two can stay asleep you know, I can stay up as long as I need to.
>Kaito yawns but laughs afterwards.
>>9667728
>me very tired i typo you no bully
>>9667711
Well I can tell you guys right now nothing is happening in the morning until I eat breakfast.
>>9667725
Would you rather have them with Bradley?
>>9667711
Look, a bone-mending kit. Ooh my lucky stars!
>>9667711
Another first day death, for the nth time in a few days. I either botch it at the end or lose at the start these days
>>9667735
No big deal. Just host another afterwards to make up for it.
>>9667710
No!
>Kosaku summons 「Killer Queen」to block a few bullets, though one strikes him in the leg. He throws himself to the ground and crawls back, 「Killer Queen」 defending himself the whole while.
This could end very badly for the both of us. Cease! We don't need to fight!
>>9667735
Default is the best code desu.
>>9667750
Stop it.
Why does captcha want me to find shoes in a fucking bicycle store this doesn't make sense
>>9667711
>>9667755
>>9667760
Let's make this quick.
>Merak opens a portal and sends his foes to the bottom of a lake.
Just like that.
>>9667748
>That name hurts you even more. You'd prefer not to have events with both of them, but if you must, you'd choose Len. At least she hasn't murdered you for rejecting her generosity.
>Yet.
>>9667750
>he doesn't know they've had one for a while
Here's the (You) you so desperately crave, shitpost-kun
>>9667768
Do whatever you want, loser. I'm not going to waste my time trying to catch you.
>>9667768
Here, take your opportunity child, prove to me your capable of controlling the elements. Freeze the water before I dunk your head beneath it!
>>9667770
So do you fight like a little bitch all the time or have you actually thrown a punch before?
>>9667768
No time to lose! Gotta find them all!
>>9667768
Oh hey, it's been awhile, haha, what? Couldn't stay away, you're still pining for me?
Is there a way i can edit the color of the text so it doesn't clash with the background letters or am i just fucked when it comes to that.
>>9667643
I thought I made my displeasure well-known the first time around, too? Honestly it's your own fault for trying anything.
>>9667711
Uhm. Well, uh.
>Rika shrugs awkwardly.
Hell if I know, one of us is probably gonna get their ass killed.
>>9667768
How could this have happened? And I thought I was hidden well enough. They even took the donations I got earlier with them
Night 2 is full of family friendly fun.
>>9667760
It can't end badly for you, you're immortal here. Although I do agree it can end badly for me, because if I don't get to murder you I'm gonna be really annoyed.
>The skeleton unleashes another round of gunfire upon Kosaku, this time aiming for different spots in his body to get past that invisible barrier that had erected itself.
>>9667768
>>9667785
Jeez, just help me drown him already. No need to make a big show out of it.
>>9667808
I just wanted my bread....
>>9667807
You should be able to do that via Stylish, if you're using that.
>>9667788
Why would I do that when I can do what I just did? It's easier, quicker and requires less effort. Why bother going the hard way?
>>9667836
I'll be honest: the moment one of you fall asleep, I'm gonna kill you.
>>9667770
Hey, C'mon! It's not fun if ya just end it too quickly!
>The Inkling stomps her feet in anger, and puts her weapons away before pouting and crossing her arms
>>9667770
>>9667837
Gkh--!
>Kosaku crawls back into the lake, narrowly avoiding the shots the skeleton had fired. "Yes! Even in the worst of times, I, Kosaku Kawajiri, have luck on my side regardless of the obstacles! やった!" Kosaku will be sure to thank Merak for the quick getaway later.
>Though, nothing is really stopping the skeleton from following Kosaku. The blood trail makes it pretty clear where he had went.
>>9667836
This is usually followed by something really bad happening the next day...
>>9667836
>>9667836
.....
>Kaito takes a deep breath in and then exhales in a long sigh.
.. What are they feeding kids nowadays?
>>9667848
>You lie awake in terror all night, occasionally glancing at the skeleton to make sure he isn't doing anything fishy.
>>9667836
And I'll kick all of your asses if you try it again, too!
>>9667839
Well, maybe you shoulda just found some more elsewhere, huh? I'm not in a mood to be charitable.
>>9667846
Because the way you do it makes you a wimp, and nothing good comes from taking the easy way out. You can't say you're actually satisfied with winning a "fight" like that
>>9667836
>Izuku reaches up to grab at another tree branch...only for it to be less study then he thought. The moment he put weight on it the thing broke like the twig it was! causing the poor boy to fall right down on the blue man right bellow. The last thing Izuku managed to croak out before doing was a feeble
So-Sorry....
>tfw rewatch Naruto and Sasuke Uchiha is repeated like 30 times per episode
>>9667840
Yes but where and/or how do i do that in stylish? I don't know if you've realized this yet, but I'm an idiot.
>Good night.
>>9667836
>thanks for hosting.
>>9667887
>rewatching garbage
>>9667873
Y-you're a very scary lady, you know that?
Man, that is a lot of dead anime right there.
>>9667902
I was thinking of playing Danzo, sue me
>>9667836
Huh. Karma does exist. Crap.
>>9667852
As I said before, why bother fighting anyone if I can just end things quickly? I don't have time for such stuff anyway.
>>9667855
(Wait, did I just help this guy?)
(...whatever.)
>>9667877
So? Why should I care about all that?
Besides, look at me. How old do you even think I am?
>>9667891
>Well, that's certainly painful.
>And entirely counter-productive to the current situation. She'll catch up in no time unless you do something.
You can alter "Name color," "Title color," and "Text color" separately. They're labeled as such.
>>9667891
This hunting stuff is taking too long, I'm just gonna have some food delivered.
>>9667891
Hey! I just bought everyone some ice cream! Here's yo-
>Tamamo is struck down suddenly by the madman with a hatchet,
Oh... I still have a bunch of ice cream if anyone wants it. I have some vanilla, some chocolate... some s'mores...
>>9667855
>The skeleton does exactly that - he uses Kosaku's blood trail to track him down. The trail disappears into the lake's waters, so the skeleton begins to skirt around the edge of the lake.
Oh Kosaku, where are you Kosaku? You can't hide forever because I can smell your blood. Also don't ask how I know your name - you entered one of my games, after all.
>>9667870
>The skeleton sits on a rock, his fingers continually ravelling and unravelling around the hilt of a knife. Every now and then he glances at the Mayor and flashes him a crooked smile. Which he can do. I dunno how, it's skeleton magic - it just works.
>>9667891
Eh. It's alright. Maybe a little murder-obsessed, but that's normal I think.
>>9667920
Pfft, Whaddya mean ya don't got time? it's not like the arena is timed or sumthin'.
Well that's just unfair, of course the kid is going to lose when it's a 1v2 with two adults.
>people in wisconsin can't even spell their own state's name
>evolves
>>9667920
You should care because living lazily in everything is a terrible way to live. And, well, you look kind of like a junior-high schooler, only with robot parts and stuff like that
>>9667918
>Danzo
The fuck is this Baron Aussa tier autism?
>>9667971
>falls asleep half-way through the story
>>9667920
>Kosaku nods in the boy's direction, a small smile showing how much he appreciates his help...
>>9667944
>...Though, just like Josuke and Joseph with Shizuka Joestar, the skeleton begins tracking down Kosaku through the blood trail. "I can't hold my breath down here forever. Damn it! Unless I find some way to throw him off the trail, I'm good as gone! The things I do for other people is baffling!"
>The skeleton may or may not see a face on the other side of the lake. Kosaku needed to breathe.
Watch out it's day 4
>>9668000
I just got the urge to try it because I thought it might be fun
>>9667908
I didn't get this far by being a nice person, now did I? You knew what you were signing up for the minute you stepped in here.
>>9667971
Damn.
You had it good out in the outside world, didn't you?
>>9668011
It was an accident...honest.
>>9668011
>All your cans.
>Gone
>...
>Someone WILL pay for this. Dearly.
MORE. CORPSES.
>>9667951
Because I'd rather be playing videogames or sleeping than get into fights with other people.
>>9667989
And? I do what I want. Life's boring anyway and most people are either idiots or nutjobs.
>>9668010
Eh... whatever. See you later.
>>9668033
How would I know about how "far" you've gotten? As far as I'm concerned you owe me some bread! Or at least some other kind of food. I....I'm just really hungry....
How does one kill something that is already dead?
You do it like that apparently.
>>9667971
>Guess it's time to go to bed.
>>9668000
>If I had to pick a character to ava from Naruto, I'd maybe pick the 2nd hokage, I like his design.
>>9668060
Man, Why ya gotta be such a nerd. Only some kinda unfresh weirdo would rather be at home playing video games than doing sumthin' fun
>sorry for ending it here.
Nighto HG
My discord's Vaporcast#2471
Fish Up
>>9668010
>The skeleton catches a glimpse of Kosaku as he resurfaces, and calls out to him.
Oh, there you are silly! Stop delaying the inevitable and DIE ALREADY! Actually, you're kinda far out...
>The skeleton was never been a sharpshooter and had always relied on the element of surprise and overwhelming his opponent with a barrage of bullets. The distance between him and Kosaku wouldn't allow for that though, so he was going to have to take a more careful approach to shooting. He finds a tree trunk to rest his gun on in order to stabilise his aim, and takes a couple deep breaths to steady himself. He narrows his eye holes...somehow...and aims for Kosaku's head. When he thinks he has a good shot, he pulls the trigger.
>>9668011
So, how about it? Will ya let me shoot you in the face?
>>9668081
Eh, I'm bored now. Use this bomb to blow me up.
>>9668097
Then your idea of "fun" is different from mine.
>nighto.
A few more bodies for the corpse pile.
>>9668081
>>9668108
You're crazy, I'm just going to bury you back in the ground. Shouldn't that be what you want?
>>9668103
Fishing is a good way to replenish food in the field after all.
>>9668061
I mean like in general, not the game, in life, as in "I wouldn't be standing here otherwise". But oh, please, I'm not feeling generous either. It's not that hard to scavenge something up around here, just get cracking already!
>>9668081
Bah! You're all just dead weight anyhow, screw you guys!
>>9668060
If someone your age is saying life's boring, something's terribly wrong. You're a kid, you shouldn't be so bored with life already, leave that to the middle-aged men
I prayed to Kami-sama to forgive me from my shitposting ways and to heal me, save me from falling deeper into the depths of the mass piles of shit.
She answered my prayer and held her hand out to me, pulling me out from the shit and allowing me to see the light once more.
I thank you, Kami-sama. Thank you for giving me the strength to fend off these urges to shitpost, thank you for allowing me to remember who I once was, and finally I thank you for being kind enough to save me.
Skipped a night of peace, so now we're on the nearly uneventful day 6.
>>9668129
Are you sure she really did? A Godess can see all. Why would she only do it just now?
Look how sad and lonely he is.
>>9668123
Bury me again? Do you have any idea how boring it is to sit in a grave all day with nothing to do?! That's not even to mention all the coffin...
>The skeleton gives her a sly smile.
>>9668146
Because I didn't ask for her almighty help.
>>9668108
>Kosaku dips down as soon as he hears the skeleton's voice, but only just misses the bullet by a centimetre. The bullet grazes his arm and he screams underwater, causing him to let out a breath and resurface once more.
You don't know when to quit, do you? Do me a favor and leave me alone! I just wanted you to learn some manners!
>Kosaku dips down once more and begins swimming towards the skeleton slowly. His plan is to get close enough to use 「Killer Queen」 and 「Stray Cat」 to incapacitate the skeleton and leave as quickly as he came; though he notes that the skeleton could shoot him in the water. Regardless, he keeps underwater and moves forward to the shooter.
>>9668124
B-but......aaaaaugh. Fine, I'll find some food and come back. I'm Tennouji Kotarou by the way. See you around scary lady~
Goodnight everyone.
I wonder if he saves those tears in his cans so he can use them later.
it is wednesday my dudes
It was only fairly recently that I realized I had a problem, that problem was I could not stop shitposting constantly.
Being bored? Turned to shitposting. Being tired? Turned to shitposting. Seeing cancer? Turned to shitposting.
After all that pain and suffering, wondering why Kami-sama didn't want to save me or help me, I realized something.
I needed to ask her for her help and forgiveness, not just expect her to come out and save me.
She saved me and I'm sure she can save all of you other shitposters as well. You just need to ask her, she will come and she will save you from yourselves.
>>9668178
(Thanks for hosting. I was starting to fall asleep, rest well Eric.)
>>9668155
Are you sure she isn't just testing you?
>>9668185
This very act is shitposting.
I guess you could say this feast was an explosive success.
>>9668184
But it's friday to dipstick.
>>9668197
>he doesn't shitpost to get the message across of how annoying shitposting can be
Smdhtbqhwyf
>>9668185
someone had a change of heart...
>>9668153
....
>Alicia simply looks confused at the smiling skeleton
I must be going insane...
>>9668178
A beautiful night tonight...
>Alicia spends the night counting the stars
>>9668206
Hah... I suppose that bomb the skeleton gave me did come in handy. Thanks for that.
post pets
I'm going to head off for now, maybe I'll come back in a few hours or maybe I'll fall asleep.
I want you guys to remember this one thing though, it's that I'm sorry for all the shitposting I have done.
I love you guys.
Take care.
>>9668175
Rika. Later, guy.
>>9668178
You know, this only gives me the suspicion that I'm gonna need it.
>>9668206
Funny part being...I got no idea why the hell I'm so sad.
Skipping peace is fun
>>9668163
More blood for me to follow! How lucky!
>The skeleton uses the fresh blood from his arm wound to track Kosaku while he's underwater. Trying his best to predict his location, the skeleton empties the last of his ammunition into the lake.
Did ya die? Did ya? Did ya? Did ya?
>>9668215
What's wrong? Did my pun cause you to laugh so much that you suffered a mental shutdown? I imagine that's the case. Yeah, that's definitely what happened. I mean....I didn't hear you laughing out loud but that's because you were too busy laughing on the inside.
>>9668126
Right, because your life has been so much more exciting.
Look. My life sucks. My parents think I'm just another brat. I stopped learning anything from school long ago, and my job is boring as hell. Kids my age are noisy and dirty and think I'm a nerd.
The only thing I actually enjoy is playing videogames, because it's the only thing that still proves to be a challenge, and sleeping, because who doesn't enjoy sleeping?
I know I don't compare to the hobos living in the streets, but I really don't see what life could offer to me that's remotely interesting.
Skipped even more peace slides
>>9668207
>Implying all shitposting doesn't do that
Retards shouldn't be allowed to post
Maybe i should hurry this up a little
Oh shit it's the final 3!
>>9668243
I...
>>9668269
>Distracted by the skeleton, Alicia doesn't notice as the tank driver sneaks up behind her and kills her in a nondescript fashion.
Oh... I should be heading to sleep anyway... goodnight.
what a cunt
>>9668272
>all shitposting is annoying
I have people shitpost me but I know them personally and I know they're joking about it. Nice Hoshi tier autism, friendo.
>>9668243
>Three bullets struck Kosaku, but none of them had killed him. One hit his other arm, one in his leg, and one in his other leg. "What luck," Kosaku thinks to himself. He has no choice but to rise to the surface due to the pain. Once he does, he stares at the skeleton in pain.
You... don't know when to quit. I can't admit defeat. I, Kosaku Kawajiri, always find a way to get out of any situation when cornered like this.
>Kosaku coughs. "In this state, I won't be able to summon 「Killer Queen」. Please tell me he doesn't want to fight anymore."
>>9668269
>>9668302
Consider yourself welcome, lady. Gnight.
>>9668301
...Don't think I'm gonna forget this. Don't even think about thinking about it.
>That moment when the person you're rooting for wins.
I guess you really can rig these game.
>>9668303
What did i ever do to you
>>9668245
Trust me kid, nothing in life worth getting can be gotten easily. Life's not going to be handed to you on a silver platter, you've gotta try for it
>>9668308
>Hoshi tier autism
>It isn't annoying as long as it's not annoying to me
>Shitposting is only okay when I think it is
Nice double standards sperglord. Waiting for your next hoshi freakout
i wasn't referring to you though
>>9668324
I hope you're happy because the person you were rooting for killed the person I was rooting for.
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>9668329
>wah stop shitposting each other and only each other exclusively
Kill yourself.
>>9668308
Shitposting is still annoying whether you think it is or not. Even if it's your cancerous circlejerk.
>>9668302
Oh, did you die? That's too bad. You're going to sleep? I can help you by shooting you if you want.
>>9668318
>The skeleton pays no attention to his words and spams the trigger, getting increasingly frustrated with each "click" sound the gun produces.
Tch- ack! This has happened to me TWICE! Once with the girl down in the sewers, and now this! Agh!
>The skeleton hurls his gun at Kosaku's head in vexation.
>>9668338
>It's okay because muh butt buddies
>has a seizure when hoshi shitposts
>>9668338
>it's okay if it's set up
The mentality of hoshispergs, everyone.
Congratulations to tonight's Eric Andre game winner, The Mayor Of Can Town!
What a strange place that must be.
You're especially, because you're going to be the first winner that I'm going to attempt to make a win card for. Aren't you lucky!
>>9668334
Don't you lie to me len
>>9668353
thanks for hosting m8
>>9668353
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
Man, dying first must really suck huh? Trust me, i know the feeling.
but i'm not lying
>>9668353
Thanks host. Congratulations to the guy
>>9668363
Thanks for the chance.
Also the summary.
Since the night is still young i guess i can do another game in a few minutes, with a code this time.
>>9668370
Why aren't you giving me the sweet (You)'s i want reeeeee
You really like hoarding those (You)s don't cha
>>9668391
What?
>>9668325
What can I say? Everyome always spouts the same garbage, saying that stuff will never be easy and such.
But I have absolutely no reason to care. As long as I can get the best of any situation with the minimal effort, then I'm fine.
>>9668353
Uh, congratulations.
>>9668363
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>hoshispergs damage control with (You) meme again
>>9668363
Urgh. Congrats, you. Thanks for the show.
Sorry for not responding sooner. I was off playing CS:GO. AFK buff works, I guess.
>>9668353
>This is...a strange feeling. You're not used to winning these games.
>Oh, well. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth, one might say.
>If one was 90 years old.
>>9668336
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>>9668403
>You thank everyone profusely, but most of all, the host: >>9668363
replying is quite rude please don't do that
: /
>>9668402
>hoshispergs
What? I don't understand this term.
Is Capra autistic
>>9668418
Mildly.
>>9668399
That can't feel satisfying at all, though. Can you really say that it's worth it, not trying at all? Just being bored all of the time because you refuse to put effort into anything?
>>9668340
Gkh!
>The gun strikes Kosaku right on the forehead, and the pain is so great that he rolls over face down in the lake. To put it simply, he was knocked out, but he's slowly drifting towards the mainland. "I just want a quiet life."
>Maybe the skeleton might rush over to Kosaku and kick the shit out of him. It's not as satisfying as a gun, but it's easy.
>>9668363
>>9668390
>Kosaku blurbs out a thank you while still in the lake. He can't see the winner, but he's sure they deserved the win.
>>9668408
>replies
Fuck you I do what I want
>>9668408
You can't tell me what to do mom
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>>9668442
done