Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXV cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 7!
THIS IS IT! YOU ALL HAVE YOUR POWERS NOW! (Some better than others, of course). NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU NOW. GO FOR GLORY!
I'm trying so hard not to shitpost.
>>9665024
>Shitposts hard
>>9665024
Do something else.
NIGH-!
...What the fuck.
>>9665024
There's worse compulsions desu.
Who will be the hero that begins the new era of enlightenment? Who will step forth from the ocean of trash rpers and become the undeniable paragon of what HG rp is about? WHO WILL START THE EIKEN CIRCLEJERK?
>>9665007
>>9665010
Why do I need to win though? I should get a freepass for everything I've done to you, if it wasn't for mes you would have left on your first day.
This is deserving a sweet namedropping somewhere, no?
>>9665024
>>9665024
Unleash. The. Fury.
>>9665043
Deja vu...
>>9665024
Why? Cuz you Upset about the Cavs?
>>9665024
oh god please spare us
>>9664997
You are not.. normal? but you look and talk like a normal person, the most normal person I meet here now that I think about it
>>9664849
>tomby
>>9664997
What's stopping you from being in the city? I dont see village life suiting you either.
>>9665049
>Those boobers
Vert or Fyxe
>>9665054
Unleash. The. Furry.
>ftfy
>>9665061
That's the least of things I'm upset about.
...Alright, after that greed for superpowers:
DAY 8!
Black Hat has no problems incinerating a dead body with his newfound fire magic. Meanwhile, Fumi...uh...I guess you didn't need superpowers for that at all, actually. Then what the fuck was the point of getting two of them?
>>9665050
I didn't know you were Seth. It all makes sense now!
>>9665073
You're now a rare Pepe, so...I don't know?
>>9665024
Thin-skinned
>>9665097
I thought mine was one of the first game you played...
Imagine if the first thing you saw was a default... H-How about that now.
>>9665097
It doesn't matter who I vote for because I always jinx it and they die the slide afterwards.
NIGHT 8!
THIS IS IT! THE FINAL TWO! TWO STAR-CROSSED LOVERS, DESTINED TO MEET BY THE FATE OF THE BOTTLE! BUT NOW, ONE OF THEM MUST SUCCUMB TO THE OTHER! WHICH ONE WILL IT BE?! FIND OUT NEXT SLIDE! PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!
>>9665115
I think the first game I ever played was one FP hosted. I don't remember past there. I'd have to go archive-diving.
>>9665124
go black hat
>>9665124
>1st place fucking when
>>9665124
5000 Yen on the weirdo with the top hat
>>9665124
FP might as well be my dark counterpart... S-so it's still me.
Checkmate, now write that event, will you?
Betting 25$ on Kanno!
O V E R
V
E
R
>>9665136
N E V E R
E
V
E
R
>>9665149
N O
O
>>9665149
the $ goes in front of the number you dumb shit
>>9665158
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>9665158
Her chest doesn't need to be any bigger
I'VE ONLY SEEN ONE CLIP OF YOUR SUPPOSEDLY REALLY GOOD SHOW, BUT I THINK YOU'VE CONVINCED ME TO WATCH IT ALL WITH THAT PERFORMANCE!
CONGRATULATIONS...BLACK HAT!
YOU ARE THE NEWEST GAUNTLET CHAMPION!
Your wincard will be out as soon as possible!
>>9665182
Congrats and thanks for the game.
>>9665182
Thanks a bunch for the game Asgore.
>>9665170
Neither does her kill count. She tried so hard, but in the end...it kinda does matter if that tourney guy is somehow still alive, come to think of it. Ah, well. Meme ruined.
>>9665149
>>9665182
Pay up, miss
Also congratulations to that top hat wearing guy, and thanks for hosting
>>9665182
>>9665158
Fuck.......
>>9665182
Uh, congratulations.
>>9665192
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
The extremely exciting Summary.
>>9665192
Thanks for the chance.
>>9665192
>seven kills
tried so hard and got so far but in the end it doesn't even matter
>>9665182
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
>>9665182
>>9665192
Congrats buddy, and thanks for hosting.
>>9665192
You know? 15th place isn't all that bad...I'm kinda proud of myself. Thanks a bunch for hosting.
>>9665065
Come on Shota. How many normal people do you have purple eyes and purple eyes?
>It was then she notices he also had purple hair and eyes. She scratches the back of her head.
Yeah... disregard that. Just well just trust me on this.
>>9665079
Let's see. Money or lack of it. Family or what little left there is. Two very small reasons as you can see.
>>9665192
Nice one. Thanks Gorey.
Anyone hosting soon?
>>9665200
Pay up? For what? Did you bet yourself?...
Don't say it too loud though, the host didn't notice......
>>9665182
Thanks for hosting, all the more reason to cap this folder.
>>9665223
It's better than 22nd at least.
Bye HG. Don't kill yourselves just yet.
>>9665192
Thank you for the game, wonderful as always. Host for us again soon.
>>9665182
Who the hell is this schnitzel looking ass
>>9665166
>>9665185
>>9665190
>>9665200
>>9665208
>>9665212
>>9665216
>>9665220
>>9665223
>>9665232
>>9665239
>>9665244
Thanks for playing, yo.
>>9665239
Assuming that you're Black Hat, expect your wincard by the end of the hour.
Avafags you want to return?
notice me
>>9665254
Hoshi
>>9665236
I bet right here, 5000 Yen, right before you did
>>9665141
>>9665241
haha funny joke anon
>9665257
>>9665192
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9665254
Vert
>>9665232
Well, me.. but ok, I trust you, gotta go to bed, see ya
>>9665240
Well look on the bright side, lady. At least you're not 48th.
>>9665254
Shion
>>9665262
O-Oh...
Alright then...
>gives $25
Good job... I don't know why I didn't bet on the underdog tonight, I always do that..
>>9665271
>Yubari, Maria, Wiggins
>>9665254
Mizore
Mayor of Cantown
Lum
Shota
Yuubari
Ursula
Fyxe
Deku
Grora
Gasoigne
Len
Merak
Chansin
Tokyami
Xayah
Adachi
Ash
Hoshi
>>9665304
Wait a minute
Oooh, my bones are feeling all tingely. What could this feeling be?
>>9665303
No
I'm anon
>>9665314
Sorry, I farted.
>>9665304
Hey wait a sec.
>>9665290
That's true, though I'm sure that most people here have probably won more games than I have so regardless of my placing I'm still not on top. It's kinda funny really, I don't mind it much.
>>9665314
Maybe it could be your funny bone? Heard any good jokes lately?
>>9665317
No one but those 3 care enough about Vert to want him back so your move
>>9665269
Thanks for playing!
>>9665292
Your events actually gave me the inspiration for a new achievement, so look out for that.
>>9665338
Me on the right
>>9665314
Urge to host
>>9665314
Do you have a boner?
>>9665338
Hey Lum
I'll host tonight if the Cavs win game 1.
>>9665361
Beat me to it
>>9665322
Well, at least you apologised.
>>9665338
I did hear a humerus joke the other day, yes. But I forgot it.
>>9665356
Oh, so that's what the feeling is? Well that's a disappointment...oh well, I suppose it can't be avoided. Alright, give me a sec to get the ol' machine up and running
>>9665361
Only when molesting demons
I'll pray the Cavs lose.
>>9665341
I'm not any of them and I care enough
Also I'm waiting for his 100th game
If dubs Cavs lose
>>9665337
That is the right kind of mind set. If you focus on your losses you'll never be able to really appreciate your wins. I'll wish you luck though, everyone deserves it.
>>9665294
I'm more surprised that I won that bet than you are, believe me
>>9665338
>Hey are you able to sort out the point distribution atm? It's fine if you're not, I won't be here very long either way.
>>9665348
Ataruuuu~? Is that really you?
>>9665371
Huuh? Did you need something from me Anonymous?
>>9665383
Maybe if you weren't such a bonehead you could remember, you know...
>>9665389
What if it was already hosted
>>9665413
Why is that man caged?
>>9665413
No, be gone thot
If odds cavs lose
if evens cavs lose
if dubs cavs lose
if 0 work on another ava
>>9665428
New ava?
>>9665444
Could be
>>9665412
Ahhh I'll probably do it tomorrow, it doesn't look like anyone in Iron Dogs is around right now so I don't think it'd be fair.
>>9665396
Maybe, but I think it's just not all that important to me because I've lived a pretty full life already. Well, kinda anyway.
>>9665404
Oh yeah? Well let's gamble another time them. I'm always the only one putting money in line. It's funnier with more people
>>9665465
>Alright, that's cool. I was just hoping to get it out of the way while I was here, but tomorrow is as good a time as any.
>>9665470
A new gambling buddy, then? Sounds great, maybe my luck will improve, too
>>9665459
I have no idea about who is it then
>>9665438
That's his punishment for being naughty. Haven't you ever seen something like that before?
>>9665441
>whacks you with a mallet
>thunk!
Hello! Give me 36 tributes for the Bonehead Games. It's a beta, so don't make fun of it or me or my fragile ego will break easier than the brittle bones of a milk-starved child.
>>9665413
I can't help being a numbskull, it's a condition that comes without having a brain
>>9665522
Reigen Arataka
>>9665522
Len
>>9665492
Yeah alright, what's your name friend? You can call me Fyxe but maybe you already know about that, it's been on everyone's lips lately.
>>9665522
Chansin
>>9665522
Satan
>>9665522
Yuubari and Samidare
>>9665522
Grora
>>9665522
Yu x MC
>>9665522
Mizore Shirayuki
>>9665286
Alright then. See ya around.
>>9665522
Ririchiyo
>>9665522
Lum!
>>9665522
Faris Scherwiz
>>9665522
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9665522
Gascoigne
>>9665522
Xayah
>>9665522
FYXE
>>9665522
Simple Plan
>>9665522
Tsubasa Hanekawa
>>9665522
Joker
>>9665522
Eggman-kun
>>9665522
Jennifer Lawrence
>>9665522
Stocking Anarchy
>>9665522
Scale Model of Muh Dicc
>>9665522
Tamaki Suoh
>>9665522
Rocket and Groot
>>9665522
Bartz Klauser
>>9665522
Seiga Kaku
>>9665254
Vader
>>9665522
Kek
>>9665522
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>9665522
Suz
>>9665529
The name's Chansin. Now, I hate to be rude, but you're definitely not human, and definitely not a yo-kai, either. What are you?
>>9665522
Max
>>9665522
Merak
>>9665593
>Hugs
>>9665522
Lana's mother
>>9665522
Clownpiece
>>9665522
Cobra
>>9665522
Gem knight Topaz
>>9665522
Mayor of Cantown
>>9665522
Shin-chan
>>9665593
>kissu
>>9665600
>pretends not to like it but does
>>9665522
Mikun
>>9665620
pretends to like this but doesn't
>>9665593
>slaps ass
>>9665614
>>9665643
>cannot deny liking this despite trying not to
Here are your boneheads for today. 5 minutes for swaps n stuff
>>9665641
pretends to greentext this post but doesn't
>>9665232
Money shouldn't be a problem, not when you have a friend like me, but why family? They aren't keeping you hostage are they?
>>9665672
>Gifts Galil AR
>>9665522
Purposely late filler
>>9665664
He-eyyy. Thanks a bunch anon.
>>9665673
This will be an interesting battle. I've a number of quality targets to steal their heads.
>>9665596
Why always the "what" are you question? Why not "who"? It's the most important question you can ask, even for yourself....
Ooh well hum... A furry? Dog (person)? I guess that's pretty much that...
Hey now Chansin, I just have another idea for a bet.
>>9665673
Dontcha think there is a bit too much people in district 6? Oh well, I don't really care, let's go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPQS2nHpSyc
>>9665673
Let's begin.
>>9665589
I still want him to show up in threads regardless
>>9665673
>>9665598
>>9665669
>I didn't want to waste more time here than I did words, saying what I had to and shutting the door behind me.
>(Swap me out for this soft boy, please)
>>9665589
Hmm, you know, it might be easier to list the things he hasn't done wrong yet.
>>9665673
Hey hey. Do this.
>>9665615
>>9665537
>>9665704
No problem! You can usually find just the arts for cards by hitting up the "Card Gallery" page of theirs' on the wiki like this;
http://yugioh.wikia.com/wiki/Card_Gallery:Gem-Knight_Garnet
>>9665679
>Types a message replying to this post
>puts in the captcha
>presses send
>>9665690
>-really- likes this
>>9665673
I'm ready to start. May luck be on my side
>>9665709
Another bet? What are you thinking of, and what are the stakes?
>>9665745
>asks for your discord
>>9665745
>holds hand
brehs
>>9665673
>>9665624
>>9665618
>>9665722
No one else does, he'll get shitposted to hell and back just for entering a game.
>>9665740
>You cheerfully thank the girl and prepare for battle.
Also, heads up Black Hat if you're still here, the wincard is going to take a bit longer than expected due to having to manually erase the outline of BH's image. Sorry about that.
>>9665750
Let's see who can get the farthest during the game, okay? The first one out has to pay the winner.
Still betting 50$ on that, let's start small.
>>9665775
Geh?
>>9665775
nigguh what
>>9665797
GAOOOOO
>>9665745
>Appreciates your liking the weapon
You a good.
>>9665797
Gao
>>9665745
>Forces to suck my cock
>>9665727
Uh...so I guess that means I'm up? Thanks mis--
>Izuku couldn't even finish his sentence as the door is closed in his face.
--ter...
IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY
>>9665741
Now I actually have another image to use. Thanks again.
>>9665797
Gaoo.
>>9665775
I, too, express confusion at this.
>>9665673
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>9665802
>>9665809
GAO!
>>9665824
gao
>thanks a heap
>>9665789
If I remember right, to match that I'll have to bet around 5600 Yen. Deal, may the best win!
>>9665759
>gives
>>9665762
>She is shocked at first, almost rendered mute at the tingling sensation of dopamine flourishing throughout her mind at the simple heartfelt gesture. She averts her eyes, pretending to tend to her hair all the while squeezing back with mutual enthusiasm
>>9665805
Israel makes good weapons. Naturally being surrounded by warmongers they'd have to be
>>9665821
Happy to help.
>>9665839
>Gives enriched uranium.
>>9665840
Yeah you said it! Good luck!
>>9665847
o-ok but can you give it to me like actually
>>9665854
>this has no effect on the cosplayer
>>9665819
AND I'M FINALLY HERE
>>9665847
I appreciate that you appreciate the gift mostly. That's why you're a good in my eyes.
Ika-musume once remixed a song that became one of the top hits of a certain group. The song before it was remixed was named "Feel Gooding".
>>9665847
>loves unconditionally
>>9665855
Good luck to you as well
Bonebath!
Holy shit Haru that was like, totally ninja. No wonder Ash was crushing on you hard, that was just straight up badass.
That's no knoife, mate. That there's a spoon.
Kek, look at Kek go. Makes me woo my keks. Sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'm brain damaged.
Move it or lose it, mom.
You know in the original simulation Santa himself found Len stranded on an island and saved her. That event made literally no sense because there's no way Len isn't on the naughty list for being such a stupid brat, so I'm glad that we could resimulate.
>>9665849
>Kissu
>>9665812
>pets
>>9665856
sic vis pacem parabellum#0793
>>9665868
Of course
What kind of person doesn't appreciate the gracious gestures of a thoughtful person?
>>9665883
Y-you don't know what love is.
>>9665899
>>9665912
I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.
>>9665917 what the fuck
>>9665899
I'm off to a good start. My luck isn't so terrible that I'd get beaten at the get-go
>>9665899
Yeah! Take that! You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to stop ME! I'm gonna make my way to the top of the charts, and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>9665899
No time for slackers!
>picks up a thick bone and rushes in deeper.
>>9665899
Tough break, Reigen. I used to be an anchor too. My Dad and I tried bonding out at see but it only worsened our relationship and he ended up throwing me overboard. Saw some cool fish though
Suz is quite buoyent, actually. Surprised at how good of a raft she makes.
You know what, Grora? You can just fudge off after that move.
Only Satan could come up with such a diabolical move.
>>9665899
What did I do!? Stop!
>>9665923
All night long. Take me away to another place. Rescue me.
>>9665932
Fucking why
>>9665955
>>9665955
..You're going to pay me back because you didn't do what I paid you for.
>>9665964
>>9665955
My ultimate creation! Stronger than any demon, more unexpected than a soaring bird and a piercing bullet, because it is both of them at the same time! Deadlier than a blade to the chest, and more accurate th- well, that, I can let slide. Four out of five, as the humans say, is not bad.
>>9665994
>kissu
>>9665909
I gotta ask...why do you keep doing this? this is getting a little weird.
>>9665955
WAIT! WAAAIT A MINUTE! I bet you really want to do that...but I could give you a bunch of reasons why you shoo--
>Midoriya is cut short as the horrible clown slices the ropes and sends Deku plummeting into the endless abyss, never to seen again...well for the rest of the game at least.
>>9666011
>smacks ass
>>9665955
At first I didn't think this would be fitting, but now that I think about it, ot turned out well. So, who wants to gamble?
>>9665955
You guys really hadn't something more boring to talk about tonight, right?
>>9666008
HUMAN! What are you doing, defiling my.. Face..?! With your.. Lip.. Flaps?!
>>9666016
>>9665992
L-Laugh at my joke, Eric-kun...
>>9665880
>>9665955
I remember my Dad blasted me in the face with soda once. Except it wasn't soda, it was his fist. Classic Dad.
My Dad tried to kill us all with a gas leak once. Luckily my sister went to make a meal on the stove and set the house on fire, otherwise we all would've died...and not just her.
Movie night is always such a fun night. My favourite movie is Evil Dead 2.
How hard is it to inspire a model of a dick? Also, didn't it get shot? The arena is mysterious like that...so is forgetting to kill a tribute during an event....mystery.
>>9666025
Ur cute
And in that moment
I saw everything.
I saw the universe.
The secrets of the stars.
The beginning of it all.
The end of it all.
The flourishing of life
My past and my present
Everything spiraling inward
I saw my enemies come and go
Saw the faces of those I would never meet
I saw the seven servers
I saw More clues
More clues
and more clues
And then…
I saw a future
A Good Future
A future in which
What once was
Is great again.
Still haven't shitposted.
>>9666029
Well, on the bright side it was less painful than last time.
>>9666036
R-Really? I, Satan, am... Cute? No one has ever said that to me before.. Especially not a human..
NO! It is not a good thing to be cute! Cuteness is.. Weak!
>>9666027
I don't understand the joke, but I'll laugh at it anyway.
>>9665880
>
>>9666029
No point in being a god if you can't make yourself some tasty treats really.
>>9666053
Are you expecting some kind of reward
>>9665899
Haru being a savage to win back ashs love.
Hollywood adaption when?
>>9666053
>Awards the nobel peace prize
>>9666074
Yes, (you)s, thanks for giving him one.
>>9666029
That's like, 10 thousand words. But it's worth it, because it's a sweatshop for ME. Anybody want any shitty t-shirts with my face printed on them?
That seems like such a Merak thing to do.
It always pays to be a good neighbour. Because my neighbours liked me so much they called the cops when my Dad started beating me again. That's forward thinking.
Get out of there, Bartz! She'll probably eat your face or something!
Xayah is an animal lover, whatever. We don't need an event telling us what we already know.
>>9666074
Yes.
>>9666079
Thank you
>>9666029
>Haru tries to shield his face from the incoming storm, but gets punked either way. He jumps out of the way upon contact and tries to wipe all that nasty, sticky soda off his face.
What was that for?! You didn't have any reason to go and spray with all this stuff! You should apologize, like right now! You're a jerk!
>>9666081
No prob, boss. He's gonna get a shitton anyway when he can't contain his autism anymore.
>>9665686
That's the first thing you went to? Have you thought that I maybe care about my mom?
>>9665768
Didn't mind about not playing but thanks.
>>9665784
Yeah yeah. Have some fun.
>>9665955
So we're actually doing this? Do we get outfits and a name?
>>9666029
Is this sposed to mean anything?
>She makes sure to hit both of their foots with the door.
>>9666085
An untainted creature of the wilds. Of course I'd save it from one of these horrendous torture trap you humans leave about. Would you enjoy being caught up in such traps?
>>9666085
Still going with the racists jokes, huh?
>>9666085
I-I don't know, sometimes I just think I'm not doing a good enough job as the lord of demons, you know? I-I don't expect a human to understand, b-
>sniff
b-but..
>>9666085
How you guys holding up? I could keep going just a little longer.
SOPA DE MACACO
How does it feel knowing I haven't shitposted for days?
>>9666085
>>9666116
I was expecting a pack of wolves to be a bit tougher. That was just disappointing
>>9666085
>>9666115
It's alright, Satan. Just let it all out. I know you did your best.
>>9666128
I got a pic right here showing all the fucks I give
>>9666128
pretty weird desu
i remember your last shitpost like it was yesterday
>>9666144
One whole (you), that's a lot.
>>9666144
You could have uploaded a blank image.
>>9666147
Nah, it wasn't yesterday.
>>9666085
If you say "any arena but this one" I'll kill you. Just kidding, I'm an understanding guy. Of course this isn't your favourite, it only happened like...today. That's called rationalising, people. It's a useful skill, use it.
I like all of their hair.
Oh my God I just can't stop misgendering people. I'm so sorry.
What's Reigen doing biting a dick? Seems kinda weird if you ask me
>>9666128
Very good, Adachi-kun. Keep it up! Kami-sama is proud of you.
>>9666111
I dunno, it's never happened to me before. For all I know I like BDSM
>>9666113
You're a fox/dog hybrid, aren't you? You can't tell me you haven't eaten people's faces before
>>9666166
Oh Christ.
It's happening
>>9666165
Reigen Arataka is a homosexual
>>9666177
>beats your motherfucking ass
>>9666187
Nice 87.
>>9666176
Why would I do that now? Besides even regular dogs and foxes don't do that....
>>9666165
I can't believe it worked... I have the camp for myself now ah ah!
>>9666165
I prefer fish, but I'd be a fool to not have whatever food I can in these games
>>9666165
Human. I can't help but notice you're intruding on my h-
...Do not.
Stop looking at me the way you're looking at me. I don't want t- STOP. Stop right this moment or I swear to Me I w-
....
>Slams door
>>9666165
Now that's a punch!
Look, yeah, okay, I run many sweatshops in the arena. So what? I'm increasing the youth employment rate so I don't see why it's such a big deal. I mean...I'm also raising the youth mortality rate but they didn't have a future anyways.
Now that is aesthetic. Damn. I'm getting jealous just looking at you! In fact, give the shades to me. It's my games. Give them. Seriously I'll fucking eliminate you if you don't.
What sorta "nut" is this scale model of anon's dick giving to Haru?
That's because the true monster was Clownpiece all along. That's the implication I was going for. What a twist, right?
>>9666215
Unlimited Rulebook
>>9666215
>>9666229
>>9666198
Well, whatever. You know how it is. I'm a skeleton, so I hate two things: fleshy things and things related to dogs. You're both in a bundle of one, okay? I've kind of got a natural aversion to your kind you BONE-BURRIER!
>>9666215
Well, if you insist, host, take 'em. Besides, I feel like making those two jealous is a bad idea
>>9666235
....There are a lot of puns I'd make right now... but I'm not FP...
Oh well, at least you have solid, logical reason to dislike me that's... kinda refreshing in fact.
>>9666215
Sorry, dude. It's not my decision.
(That doesn't mean I can't benefit from it.)
It feels pretty good not shitposting.
>>9666215
Holy shit Clownpiece really is a monster
Now there's two Satans running around everywhere. Great, just what the world needed. Double Satan.
There she goes again, all about the animals...
There's nothing wrong with ordering milk at a bar. Milk's the best drink in the world.
ok
Is Black Hat still here?
...I feel like I've said his name more than the show at this point.
>>9666165
>>9666140
Careful, They have backup.
>>9666275
Do you go to a shitposting support group?
Shitposters Anonymous? Is it court ordered?
>>9666277
HER HEART AND ACTIONS ARE UTTERLY UNCLOUDED
>>9666277
I'll just stick to Inspiriting people
>>9666291
Thanks for the warning. You know, despite how you look, you aren't human, are you?
>>9666277
If that means I can do whatever I want, then I'm not complaining.
>>9666277
>sits down on the lawn and gets comfy, listening to : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wfd9xHLYzx4
>>9666277
HahAHAHAH! I will build my army of demons, and together, we will enslave the human race! It's a perfect plan! Unless.. That Satan starts thinking he's the real Satan...
...This is a dangerous magic.
>>9666277
So this is what, the thrid sweatshop you've found in this game? The chances of that are slim, there's a lot of things to find in this arena. Just ignore them now.
There's more pirates running around. Sweatshops, Satans and now two pirate crews. I'd hate to be in this game, really.
That's kind of a random event. I thought I deleted it. Oh well.
You don't really need to do that if you're already going to kick him into a bloody tornado, but if you want to go all Mary Poppins about it I won't stop you.
>>9666266
I'm glad you see things my way, muttface. Mutthead. Munted mutter mutt muttley boy mutt
>>9665912
Why did you remove me from discord?
>>9666215
>>9666277
Of course! It's ingenious. I'll use the filthy human children that are locked up in this sweat shop to run my shelter so I can take in all the animals of the wild and ensure they're raised and taken care of properly. They are the true children of nature after all.
>>9666292
No, I just quit it cold turkey.
>>9666326
Excellent, even more child labor for my shelters. Now... if I could find that shrub child. He'd make an excellent addition to the sweat shops. A decent amount of revenge.
>>9666326
What do you think you're doing, this will get us both to lose!
>>9666342
Was there an intervention?
>>9666318
Don't worry. I'm not into that kind of stuff. Probably gonna use that power to slack off, though.
>>9666326
Huh. I'm on a boat again. Boring.
>>9666326
You're still a big jerk, but I understand that's all...
Hey now, i've already seen that factory... Is there some lesson i should learn about that?
Those children seem happy enough.
Hmm. Guess he's away. I'll leave this here just in case.
>>9666326
I've been reading the events and this code is pretty damn good so far. Keep up the good work, skeleman.
>>9666364
No, I just told myself to stop shitposting and I stopped.
>>9666326
Tsubasa? More like...huge dick. That's a cold thing to do.
Yeah Aron, use your "imagination" with that dildo to "liven" things up. Gayboi
The best breed of dog is the dead dog.
I was feeling a little bit cold once so I adjusted the thermostat to make things hotter. My Dad didn't like that and threw me on a pyre. Classic, classic Dad.
Put the DOGS BACK IN THE FUCKING SHELTER! STUPID ANIMALS! ANIMALS! ANIMALS!
>>9666379
I'm not a jerk, you're a jerk. You're a dog doggy dog eat dog world. Do you remember what happened at the skeleton children's hospital? I bet you don't because I made it up just then
>>9666379
kys furfag
>>9666408
Ugh... it's kinda hot in here.
Couldn't you lower it down -just- a little bit?
Littlefinger
Littlefinger
Littlefi
>>9666387
thats not much of an achievement
>>9666408
>>9666431
Sadly no, I know what is best for the animals, around 101 degrees farenheit. It's closer to their natural body temperatures so it allows for them to remain cool. The have no need for your human pleasures of freezing.
>>9666408
I don't have any commentary for this slide. I'm still trying to live with the fact that a bunch of dogs are now on the loose.
>>9666387
Thanks for the encouragement. It helps me out
>>9666387
>Win as a non-anime tribute
I bet this is one of those "00.1% of people completed this achievement" achievements, isn't it?
>>9666408
I was a trick~nya! There's nyo fun in killing someone who already wants to die~nya. I was to see the spark of hope fade from their eyes~nya
>>9666456
Animals? What are you talking about?
You are clearly human.
And technically, humans are animals too.
>>9666459
H-how did that happen?
>>9666445
At the moment there's a pool of about 20 achievements, aside from the kill milestones. I just pick out the ones that I see first when looking back through the slides.
>>9666466
Actually, 2/3rds of the winners so far have won it.
>>9666459
No commentary still. I just can't concentrate now that there are dogs everywhere. I bet there's some slabbering over the bones of a poor skeleton right this instance. Makes a chill go down my spine
>>9666485
You must have really strong legs
>>9666489
the win as a non anime tribute achievement is kind of lame
>>9666494
For once, I didn't land on my feet~nya...
>>9666408
Hey now are you going to spout every variations of the word "dog" or what? Pretty sure you can be more creatives than that.
Besides I've got a pretty thick skin, and fur on top of it!
>>9666459
Wizard seems cool enough! Can I be like that sorceress in Dragon's crown
>>9666489
Do I get an achievement winning as a furry now, or what?
>>9666494
Oh boy already 3 a.m, time to eat so burge- HEEY?!!
>>9666313
And here I thought I was doing so good too. What tipped you off... whatever you are. Sure ain't human.
>>9666387
Just took a look, nice, thanks for the screen, guy.
>>9666327
It was either an accident or I hate you :^)
>>9666494
>which makes no fucking sense since Merak's the laziest fucker you'll ever meet.
>>9666494
I wish Fyxe would be that nice to me, but I know she won't because she's a fox dog. It just isn't meant to be.
Ririchiyo engages in some childish antics.
This just in: Xayah RAPES Haru. I mean, what else can that roofie before? I've made up my mind. It's rape, she's a rapist now.
>>9666519
You're a Snoop Dogg mutt hound bitch as in dog not the rudeness version
>>9666505
Eh, I think it's fine. Probably not gonna use it next time, though, since I've already used it twice within the first three wincards.
>>9666519
That *could* be an achievement, but it'd probably be quite rare.
>>9666528
No problem.
>>9666543
you're basically just giving an achievement for "win"
same with the "kill a tribute in the final slide" one.
>>9666542
wow Riri
>>9666539
But we were the lewd buddies.
>>9666542
>>9666551
That's not funny. Help me untie them.
>>9666543
Is there an achievement for repeat wins?
>>9666550
Which is why, over time, they're going to become "last resort" achievements as I think of more specific ones.
Believe me, thinking of achievements is actually harder than you think.
>>9666569
Yep, four of 'em: 2nd win, 3rd win, 4th win, and 5 or more wins.
>>9666568
Wow what are you doing? You tied them in the first place...
>>9666519
>the yo-kai hands Fyxe 5600 Yen
You won the bet already, so here's the payout
>>9666524
The name's Chansin. I'm the spirit of a warrior that turned to gambling, and a yo-kai. If I had to guess, given your affinity with ice and your beauty, I'd say you're a yuki-onna. Am I right?
>>9666543
I deserve all the rare achievements though, just wait for me.
>>9666542
Hey now Craig... How about fighting destiny with me? Screw fate, let's show them a pick sack of bones and a dog can be friends.
Want a drink? I always have some
>>9666542
Clowpiece rockets through the competition. I know that doesn't make sense but I really must stress the fact that I'm brain damaged. That'll be the final time. From now on out you all know my condition
Xayah tries to help an animal friend out, but to no avail.
What do you call a flock of pigeons? A murder. That's usually what you call a flock of crows, but trust me - this time it's the pigeons.
>>9666581
>harder than you think
>>9666584
I wanted to see if you hadn't forgotten ah ah thanks!
Let's do that another time okay? It was fun.
>>9666582
>misread
You better watch your mouth, or I'll do that to you as well.
>>9666592
This is so stupid............. Why do you EVEN have banana peels here? I thought it was a boney game or something.
>>9666589
An achievement of "Win as Fyxe."
>>9666601
Maybe I'm not thinking outside the box enough, but I've been having a bit of difficulty.
>>9666592
Oh, it's the final slide. It's animal v human in this battle of wits and nature. Who comes out on top? READ INSIDE AND FIND OUT!
>>9666589
I'm sorry Fyxe, but I'm a slave to fate. Nevermind I told Mokou a while back that fate doesn't exist and that we forge our own destinies, because in this case I'm making an exception. For this one scenario, fate exists and I can't beat it. It's literally impossible.
>>9666629
Bananas have calcium...right?
>>9666603
>he flips an extra coin towards her, though it clearly isn't cash
Here, take this as well, my Yo-kai Medal, as a symbol of our friendship. I enjoy gambling with you, Fyxe, and look forward to further bets
>>9666556
T-then it was probably an accident
>>9666651
Congratulations to birdbrain! Would you like some bird seed as a reward for winning?
>>9666620
You can't! I will wear sandals!
>>9666683
Congratulations to the bird woman, and thanks for hosting
>>9666683
Look, the tournament anon is dead alright? I'm not going to post the summary slide because we all need to move on and get over his death. It's sad, yeah, but there's nothing we can do about it at this point.
>>9666727
Anyways, here's the summary slide for the tournament anon.
They say moving on is the hardest part...
>>9666683
>>9666727
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9666584
Snow and beauty. You won't be getting any brownie points with me with that kind of talk. But yeah. You would be right. So you're also a monster. I'll be honest, I'm not used to monsters being sooooo well monstrous.
>>9666727
Nice one. Good job to her. Thanks boney.
>>9666683
>>9666727
Thank you for hosting.
(Sorry near the end there I was AFK making myself dinner.)
>>9666724
Thank you as well.
>>9666642
The best kind of achievement there is.
W-Well... Considering my luck of course it's gonna be the rarest...
>>9666651
Damn, you really are a hell of a tsundere are you? Nevermind, we'll be friend one way or another, trust me on that.
Thanks for the game and congratulations!
Have a nice night
>>9666671
Heey! Nice! Thanks a lot, I'll place it into my treasure box alright.
And no problem Chansin! Now I gonna take my leave, see you later, take care!
>>9666727
I feel like I could've done a whole lot better...thanks for hosting anyway.
>>9666683
Congratulations, Xayah
>>9666727
Thanks for hosting
>>9666700
I can always bring a piece of string along. Even tape will be enough.
>>9666762
>>9666763
>>9666769
>>9666779
Thank you all as well. This makes my second today.
>>9666683
>>9666727
My, my, how unbecoming of you. Insulting your winners all because a few features they have? Why, her methods may be unconventional, but that doesn't deserve such rude comments.
Congratulations, Shaiya. Despite the comments, I suppose it's right of me to thank you.
>>9666779
>tape
S-sorry I will leave you alone now
>>9666769
I want to fuck those titties so god damn bad. Fuck you for being such a cock tease.
>Xayah wins twice during the day
>Haven't won a single game in months
I'm sure the RGN also use the pictures to choose the winner, there's no other way