HG THREAD

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Thank you. Now, I'd just like to mention now that the first day is well underway that I may take the liberty to postpone making a nice little winscreen.

I only hate four people here. Wiggins and Okabe are the only people that have EVER come to my defense. They're the only people in this shithole of a community that have ever given me a chance at friendship, and I am beyond grateful to those two for that. There're plenty of other people I like here, like Aussa, Garnet, Squid, Spike etc. etc., but I just can't consider them "friends," since we don't talk often.

I've always said this, and it still holds true: I'm a fuckup, yes, but all I've ever wanted is for everyone to like me. I just want to be friends with everyone here, and that will never change, regardless of how shitty I'm treated. I know I've fucked up in the past, but that's just that. I'm done bringing up the past. Anyone else that does can just go fuck off, I'm done listening to "but you did this" and "but you did that."

Don't take this wall of text and just assume "uh-oh, Vino's mad again," because these are things I've wanted to say for quite a long time. Shitpost me, a person trying to improve, instead of shitposting the people that just leech off of these games and don't add anything.
Shitpost me, a person that actually puts effort into my RP and tries to pick interesting characters, instead of someone that just plays some anime girl and replies with two words.
I'm not mad, I'm far from it. I'm just disappointed. I'm disappointed that I give this place a chance, thinking you might all be accepting enough to forget some stupid things, but you can't even manage to stay quiet through one game. Hosts don't have to host. Kamina can stop any day and then we'll be shit out of luck. We won't have any more hosts, because you people shit on them all until they quit.
Will I ever leave this place? Fuck if I know, but it won't be until the very end. I will repeat as many times as you all want me to,
I
have
made
mistakes.
I'm far from the best person here, but I'm far from the worst.

That's it, I'm done. I've had it with all of you miserable shit heads who actually derive enjoyment from being mean and hateful to strangers on this site. Am I no longer allowed to express my opinion on topics related to the thread? Am I to hide my tastes because they differ from the masses? This site is supposed to create an atmosphere conducive to the spreading of opinions but you classless trolls have made the atmosphere one of an oppressive intolerance. Congratulations, you ruined someone's day. You made someone you've never met feel worse merely because it tickled your fancy. I hope you're happy.

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>>9662495
Don't sweat it, Sensei. If you're feeling out of breath I can always carry you on my back

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>>9662590
s-stop i'll punch you!
>tfw still lowkey agree with this post

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>>9662577
Man, she really took a lot out of me. Don't think I can sleep this one off

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

HG IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE GAMES ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE GAMES ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE GAMES ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE GAMES.

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>>9662577
Get the hell outta here ya anniemay airheads!

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>>9662490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LeV3T6X3E6Q
>>9662577
I'm okay. Probably.

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>>9662577
>Apparently you weren't as stronk as you initially thought.

This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.

>>9662577
For what purpose are you not using the thread that was posted first?

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>>9662480 (Mr. cold)
Thanks you. Have a nice and fresh night.

>>9662605
>Hugs Bino from behind

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>>9662577
If anyone is wondering why I chose this thread, I didn't think anyone was going to make one after a minute so I went to make my own and saw this one in the catalog

Rule. No hangout threads huh?

And what good was that going to do anon? Force people to stop posting on a board as an admin on that board and if they want to get into a game on that board they have to wait, staring at it until a thread suddenly pops up and they're allowed to post again?

Having no HO Threads does no harm than you claim having them does.

And you're in no position to be bringing up Morpheus when you're proposing more extremes than I am.

Every recreational internet community is what people want to give to it, you fucking idiot. That's the whole point. Nobody gives a shit what you think it is an IRC Chatroom or whatever, it does not matter and does no good for anyone.

This place can be someone's internet home, their hangout, their toilet, their place to talk to people, the people here can be their families, friends, rivals, and people they can rely on when they have nothing else. The games can be a hobby, a passtime, something to get popular from, something you can use to express yourself.

Fuck you
Fuck your enforcement
Fuck your "Going to shit meme"
Fuck your shitty grammar
Fuck your shitty rules
Fuck your trying to define what this community is to the people who cherish it more than you do
Fuck your hairless underage cock balls
Fuck the doctors that committed medical malpractice when they let you live when you were born
And Fuck your mother.

That is a terrible exaggeration

I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.

I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO

Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.

You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.

See you tomorrow.

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>>9662465
You seem like not much but I'm a good enough judge of character, some of the time. Me of all people know that people like us can have surprising bursts of power when it count

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>>9662577
Come on! Step on it Len! They're getting away!

>>9662626
>She's not even sure why, she just does...

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>>9662624
DID I GIVE YOU PERMISSIIIOOOONNN to touch me
e?

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>>9662577
Oh... Perhap this part will help to repair my truck? I... I don't know a lot about this.
>Uraraka opens the car and moves her hand around. They get greasy and doesn't know what's she looking for.

Hoshi I want you to understand why we hate you.
We dont hate you because what you say is "offensive". Remember where the fuck you are, we are each about 1 click away from watching women with 12 inch cocks fucking each other. And at one point this site even had guro and loli boards. Oh my god you said we are cancer! This totally shocks my unenlightened sheeple mind.

No, we hate you because you are the new furfag. You see, the problem with furfags, wasnt that they jerked off to furry shit, it was that they were so fucking obnoxious about it. Everything had to be made furry. Every forum avatar had to be a fursona. They had to constantly broadcast the fact that they were furfags to everyone, and when this was met with derision, they doubled down on their effort. They labeled the rational reaction to their faggotry "fursecution" and actively set out to be the biggest faggots they could possibly be to combat it.

You are exactly the same. I have yet to see a single thread about these games that doesnt regularly have off topic derails about RP or cancer. Always with BOOKER.jpg and Asuka hentai. It doesnt matter how off topic it is, you cant help but broadcast the fact that you are a faggot.

What does the way people RP their characters have to do with these threads? I mean, really what does it add to the games? Jack shit. All it does is send out a big loud signal to everyone in the thread that LOOK AT ME! I AM HOSHI! YOU SHOULD BE OFFENDED!

TL;DR You are just the same as furfags only your "fursecution" is called "RP and hostingh.

I HAD ENOUGH HG

I GAVE YOU FAR TOO MANY CHANCES
YOU RUINED MY NIGHTS AND SLEEP SCHEDULE, SHITPOSTED MY GAMES AND AVATARS JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT
I TRIED TO HELP WHENEVER I COULD BUT NO FUCK IT YOU'D JUST TELL ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF FOR HOSTING WHEN NOBODY WAS HERE

BUT I STILL TRUSTED YOU, I STILL BELIEVED IN THE GOOD PART OF THESE THREADS
BUT I FINALLY REALIZE THAT GOOD PART DIED FUCKING LONG AGO

I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. REAL HAPPY OF HAVING RUINED WHAT WAS A NICE COMMUNITY. HOPE YOU DIE UNDER ALL THE PILE OF SHIT MADE UP FROM ALL THE BULLSHIT YOU SPOUT.

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>>9662531
Ohoho~ I bet you would be a one gal army if that boy you fancy was the trophy, but I digress, I'm not much of a team player either. Buuut you can't say it's not fun to freeze people.

That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.

Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.

I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.

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>>9662577
"Mostly barren"? That's a rather scary way of putting things. I wonder what kind of things could be lurking in the streets.

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>>9662624
You too furfag, you too.
>>9662626
>That glasses event.
Time to make hell freeze over!

>Filters are going off left and right
Did someone find the copypasta list again?

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>>9662626
Ya damn cuckold connoisseur! Ya can't kill a capitalist that easy, boi!

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>>9662577
Even in the face of adversity a true hero must overcome self-doubt! This is the only true way to find glory unyielding!

FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it and now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me, saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever.

I am angry. ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTERS

Today I go on /trash/ for games and I play with friends in these threads, we laugh and RP and then look over, two shitposters spaming

Mood immediately becomes poorer, we look and more shitposters come

Soon there is posts of the birds like 'CAW CAW CAW CAW COCOK COCOK COCOK BA BA BA BA BA BEIZAI BEIZAI' and I begin to become afraid because I can't remember if my ava is considered cancer, shiposter posts like penis fucking my eyes, CAW BA SHURE ZAI WOOOO PORN PORN CHING CHONG, fear for my ava becomes stronger

and then the little shit,posts like 12 years old or so, she then pulls down her pics and SPAMS PORN ALL OVER THE BOARD

HE PULLS DOWN AND POSTS A RIVER OF PORN WITH SMALL DICKS NEVERENDING

I look at thread and they continue shitposting about how to RP and how everyone is cancer or something, no one cares. Threais filling up with shitposts, NO ONE CARES

and then the little shits comes by and I think 'good, now he will slap more sense out of them because he is acting like a barbarian overseas turtle' BUT NO, HE AGREES WITH THEM USING THE SAME ARGUMENTS AND GIVES THEM A SUPERIOR POSITION TO SHITPOST MORE

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

EVERY DAY THIS HAPPEn

EVERY DAY HOSHI SHIT NEAR MY THREADS

YOU FILTHY DOG

GO HOME

FUCK KOREA

NIGGER COUNTRY

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We posting pasta now?

>mfw I already have every HG pasta filtered

>>9662605
>>9662649
>When you want to add Bino but it'd be better not to, and the thread is being flooded with copy pasta

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>>9662626
So I sacrificed myself for somebody I don't know or care about? Well there goes my hopes of not being dead in the first day again

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>>9662649
O-Okay sorry... I just wanted to cheer you up a bit.....

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>>9662626
You know something? You people tend to show such kindness here, I wonder why.

>tfw you're kinda friends with vino but he won't talk to you

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>mfw copypasta spergouts are more interesting to read than your boring RP

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>>9662678
>It'd be better not to
W-Why

STOP STOP THE 2HU MEMES.

EVERYDAY EVERY FUCKING DAY I SEE THIS FUCKING ICE FAIRY AND A BUNCH OTHER THOSE LITTLE FUCKS AND THEIR MEMERY. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I GO TO HG TO RELAX AND WHAT DO I FUCKING GET?? A FUCKING SMUG POS ICE FAIRY MEMEING EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE.YOU THINK ITS FUNNY? YOU THINK ITS COOL TO MEME 24 FUCKING 7.FUCK YOU. I HAVE THESE FUCKING MEMES BURNED INTO MY RETNA. EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES I SEE A SMUG 2HU. AND NOW I CANT EVEN GO ON /k/ TO SEE SOME TANKS BECAUSE EVERYTIME I DO I SEE FUCKING RIKA'S UGLY ASS ON IT. MEME THIS. MEME THAT. HAHA 2HU's EVERYWHERE. NO.NOOOOOOO.NO. YOU INFEST EVERY FUCKING HOBBY I ENJOY! EVERY FUCKING VIDYA OR FANDOM YOU LITTLE 2HU SHITS HAVE TO COME IN AND INVADE.WHY CANT YOU FUCKING DIE.WHY? THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING THING EVER. ID COMMITT SUICIDE BUT I WOULD PROBABLY GO TO HELL AND BE STUCK WITH THAT LITTLE SHIT.NO. STOP THIS NOW.

Alright who's the bitch that's posting all these copypastas?

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>>9662675

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>>9662685
I haven't been happy in 35 years fyxe

>>9662688
>won't
????? I will talk to anyone, fuck you, pm me stupid idiot

>>9662696
The illusion behind characters and people doesn't break.

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>>9662687
We don't need anyone else! Just you, me and this truck, baby! Ha ha ha haaaa!

>>9662689
k

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>>9662626
>Owain covers his head with his pillow, trying to drown out the terrible music with the fluffiness to no avail.
>>9662687
Ha! As if a little girl would be able to best me in a game of wits!

You're literally the most ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. Every time I see you submit this abomination of a avatar, I want to pluck out my fingernails from my finger tips just to liquidate the anger I see whenever you post your autistic fucking touhou head.

I thought the 2who circlejerk was already fucking cancerous enough with the deviant art tier copy and paste characters, but then you come along as post this shit. This shit is literally the embodiment of cancer thats a sore in my eye every time you fucking post it. Its literally the most fucking stupid thing that has happened in a long time in these threads. I'd rather take more furries and MLP shit than seeing this fucking abomination posted everyday.

Kill yourself

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>You know what? FUCK ALL OF YOU. I'm done with these shitty fucking threads. I just wanted to have fun with an event tonight and move past the ebin kicks leg meme but no, I make one goddamn post and I get shitposted to hell because of it and now everybody on the entire FUCKING planet is victim blaming me, saying "oh it's your fault people are taking advantage of you" or "haha umadbro?" Fuck this. I quit. Forever.

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>>9662601
Thank you, but that's a scene that I can't possibly start to imagine. It's only works when you're carrying someone smaller than you, and I don't think I'm that type of person. I can always just ride a broom....

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>>9662708
fixed

>>9662708
Can we bring ofh posting back? That was funnier than anything.

So do you guys have these pastas saved up somewhere just so you could copy and paste?

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>>9662687
Kid, eat your greens or you're not getting any dessert

I want to violently fuck DDD's tight fluffy penguin ass and shove my throbbing meat down all the way while playing with his fat rolls, softly licking his arm pits as I pound that penguin boy pussy. I want to fill him with my warm sticky seed so he'll inflat, starting to float in the air before the air pressure kills both of us, letting my dick and corpse fall out of his body as cum will shoot from his anus, propelling him through the air like a rocket jet before he deflates like a balloon, falling into volcano, causing an eruption that would kill everyone in the area. The mountain would be named Mt.DDD, and on the mountain side would be a chiseled structure of DDD, scpreading his blue eagle ass, leaking lava out of it onto a village of waddle dees, all on fire and slowly melting away. Years later, they'll build a memorial of me fucking DDD in the ass with a milk fountain leaking from his cock, all down a sculpture of a mountain of Waddle Dees drowning in the warm semen. Everyone on Pop Star will come to see the statue and jack off to its brilliance, soaking the statue in their semen in tribute and remembrance to those who died in the volcanic incident. I'm also a lesbian.

>>9662739
https://pastebin.com/RJDXwi29

>>9662728
Please don't use my wife to shitpost with, fuckass.

>>9662724
>mfw LF and Junko made a new secret discord that's exactly like OFH

>>9662730
>I'm not on this

Ahahaha...................

>>9662739
https://pastebin.com/RJDXwi29
>>9662710
am shy

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>>9662638
>Kosaku looks back at the man, a somewhat surprised expression adorning his calm persona. "What made him say that? I didn't have that air to me, did I?"
I... suppose we do, don't we? I don't have any powers, but I do have smarts. Is that enough to make sure that this opportunity isn't wasted?

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>>9662714
Could you at least pipe it down a bit, while you're at it? I'm trying to get some shut-eye.

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>>9662712
I wasn't aware that illusion was even still there, my dude. I've long since given up RPing as Vino, now it's just secret avas until they get outed, dropping em, and continuing on with more secret avas.
Admittedly I am a lot more meme-hostile in these threads but there's really not much "behind the character" anymore

>>9662751
I don't care, I am too, but I will PM every person I have added on Discord until I PM you if you don't PM me

>>9662747
Go back in time and tell your wife not to make that post.
>>9662750
It was made like, over 8 months ago

>>9662730
>Still not on it.
Okay.

>>9662765
Ah ok

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>>9662687
It doesn't stop you from killing each other though does it? Maybe we should have a nicer game here sometime.

This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.

Can you all go fucking die? None of you ever fucking talk to me even though I message you all the time trying to do stuff for you.

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>>9662710
Pretty sure I made you happy at some point.
Come on, smile now.

>>9662765
That wasn't my beautiful and pure Sylvie. That was some autist shitroleplaying with her.

>>9662763
Ah shame. Then would you like to talk?

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>>9662759
Fine, I guess. Next time buy yourself some goddamn earplugs.
>>9662773
I fuckin' hate living in this truck...
>wheezing

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

ALL I SEE HERE ARE CANCEROUS RETARDS THAT WOULDN'T KNOW THEY'RE TOXIC IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS

THE ONE TIME WE GET A NEWFAG AIKAWA INSTANTLY INJECTS HIM WITH HIS INCURABLE FORM OF AUTISM. GO THE FUCK BACK TO ERP OR FTT OR GET DOC FUCKING BROWN TO SEND ALL LEWDPOSTERS BACK TO /B/ WHERE THEY BELONG. THERE'S NOT EVEN 10 DECENT RPERS LEFT AND EVEN LESS GOOD HOSTS

HALF THE COMMUNITY COULDN'T WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE IF THEY HAD A FUCKING REVOLVER TO THEIR HEAD OR ARE /CO/NCER WITH THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASSES THAT THEY CAN SEE THEIR UPPER FUCKING INTESTINE, OR A COMBINATION OF BOTH

I SWEAR TO BABY JESUS IN THE STRAW AND THE MANGER IN THE STABLE ABOVE I WILL END MY FUCKING LIFE AND I WILL MISS NOT ONE OF YOU DEGENERATES

NOT
ONE

ALL OLDFAGS ARE TRYING TO CASH IN ON THEIR SUPER COOL HG CRED BEFORE THEY TAKE THEIR CYANIDE PILL

ALL MIDFAGS COMPLETELY KILL THE POINT OF HG AND BEG FOR RISK 24/7 AND SUCK EACH OTHER OFF OOC ABOUT VIDYA

AND ALL NEWFAGS ARE TOO STUPID TO REPLY TO SLIDES OR EVEN WRITE ANYTHING MORE THAN A KISSU FOR RP
FUCK IT
FUCK IT ALL
FUCK YOU
FUUUUUUUUCK

>>9662765
>8 months ago
>I've only been here for around 6 months and I'm on it
Hmmmmm...

One time when I was in school this kid had a mad crush on a girl from the year above, he followed her about like a little dog but never actually spoke to her. He was just always around her, whenever she was in the library, he sat a few seats away and pretended to read books while she talked with friends
Whenever she was in the Cafeteria, he would sit just behind her. One time we were in the art classroom, she was busy doing her final year project while our class was being taught about the golden ratio in artwork.

She dropped a pencil and it rolled under our desk somewhere, she asked me if I saw it, I had a look around underneath my chair, this autistic retard, sitting opposite me, looked up and said with a straight face "THEY'RE TAKING THE PENCILS TO ISENGARD!!!"

She looked at him in utter confusion and disgust, he stammered "it's from l-lord of the rings hehe", then looked down into his lap
She took her stuff and moved across the room, after class finished I saw when he got up a small dark patch on his jeans.

to this day it was the cringiest shit I've ever seen in my entire life until I saw this thread.

>>9662688
>tfw tried to be his friend and talk to him despite him being a dick to me
>tfw we only talked for a couple of days before he went on another HG autism quit and deleted me

That's not funny. Do you know how much shit we get every day for the mere fact that we like a show that contains children? Do you know how fucking annoying it is to be called a pedo constantly because of a set of repeating fucking numbers? Have you any idea how hurtful it is to have your sexuality used as an insult, knowing that people find your very existence reprehensible? Because you should, given that you´re a fucking faggot with no sense of empathy. Just fuck off. what do you hope to accomplish with this? To make me angry? Because you're not. You're just being a dick for no reason than to have a little laugh, a laugh at the expense of the most marginalized group in the world currently. It's because of cunts like you that people think me a monster whenever I speak out about my desires. People like you are the reason I get restraining orders just for talking to children that I don´t even have sexual interests in. Fuck you and fuck everything you stand for. Fuck off.

>rubs nipplea with a log of LF's warm acrid shit
MmmmmmOOOOH
>I grab the base of my dick with the other hand and behind rubbing my cock to the thought of being able to play with LF's poopies without having to steal them from his toilet
>soon I am unable to keep up with the pleasure and my eyes roll back in my head as I nearly pass out from the shockwave of pleasure caused by my orgasm
I HATE MY DICK
>I quickly grab from the scissors I keep by my bed and begin mutilating my genitals mercilessly as if they had just insulted my precious LF and then when I'm done there's nothing left but a bloody hole

I hope LF-chan likes my new vagina~!

>I rub LF's sticky shit all over the skin around my new vagina
>Everywhere I've rubbed his chunky chocolate it begins to itch and zits start to appear
>I scratch them relentlessly and they burst into new orfaces leaking with shit and pus

I need more dicks!

>I take my severed cock and stuff it into the new holes
>I take everyone's cocks and beg them to shove them into my new cluster of pussies
>I rub more LF shit all over my body so I have more pus pussies to put things inside and feel good

T-theres no more room...

>>9662801
#justvinothings

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>>9662778
Only if you give me kissy on lippy

>>9662790
Yeah, sure man. Hit me up any time, I'm rarely doing much. Beenoe#5853

>>9662801
Kamina?

Whenever I wake up and feel to pretend to be a cute big breasted anime girl. I get all giddy like a schoolgirl when I turn my PC on and travel to this website. Untill I see that Soviet is here.

Remember that feeling? Of being your favourite toy being ripped apart? Falling face first into a pile of shattered glass? Seeing pinapple on an otherwise perfectly good looking pizza?

That's how it feels to me upon seeing Soviet active here. Not one thing, not even his self-inflicted pity, not even his thirst, not even him butting him into conversations without a reason. Nothing whatever comes out of his autistic sewage mouth can be considered funny. Hell even the Germans are funnier than him.

The only time I allow myself to laugh at his shit is when he finally fucks off, together with Aussa and Kamina, the Mickey Mouse Social Club of the ''My First Circlejerk'' pre-school.


If you could choose between having a three hour long RP session with Soviet or castrating yourself, balls and shaft, with a rusty steak knife.

I'd pick the knife. And I'd hang myself afterwards just incase Soviet hands to hand me an AK-47, 20 attack helicopters, a box of grenades, a Roman shield and sword to assit me with the former.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND FUCKING DIE IN A FIRE YOU MEMELOVING PIECE OF GARBAGE HOLY SHIT WHY HAVEN'T YOU KILLED YOURSELF YET
IS IT BECAUSE YOU'RE SO OBSESSED WITH SHITPOSTING ON THE INTERNET AGAINST A BUNCH OF ANIME AVATARFAGGOTS WHO "ROLEPLAY" TO SIMULATED ONLINE "GAMES"?
HEADS UP BUDDY, SHITPOSTING AIN'T GONNA DO A DAMN THING. IT'S LITERALLY THE EQUIVALENT TO YELLING AT THE CHILDREN WHO LOVE GOING TO SCARY MOVIES AND THEN SAY THAT HORROR IS SUBJECTIVE AND THAT YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND THEM.
WELL IT BEING SUBJECTIVE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S NOT SHIT STORYTELLING, AND US YELLING ABOUT IT AIN'T GONNA DO SHIT.
THE BEST THING YOU CAN DO IS LEAVE THIS RETCHED PLACE BY CHUGGING GASOLINE AND HOPE EVERYONE EVENTUALLY DOES THE SAME THING. MONKEY SEE, MONKEY DO, AM I RIGHT?

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>>9662531
Dragon, what dragon?
>>9662577
N-Not feeling like fighting today
>>9662687
I think i-it was my fault, kind of dumb now that I think about it
>>9662773
>Shota doesn't know what he was doing so just follow his movements

This goes out to KK and LF, because those two think it's the funniest thing ever to make me mad and see me flip shit. I hope you've gotten enjoyment out of this.

I'm fucking done with you two. I know it's funny to you when I get mad and write up these "lol so XdDDDD funny copypastas11!!!", but you two have fucking ruined it for me. I've tried to hold off on killing myself, but you two have fucking done it. You've given me that extra reason to kill myself, and that reason is so I don't have to ever fucking see, hear, or breath the same fucking hair as you scumbags. The amount of suffering and heartache that I go through on a daily basis is already too much for me to handle, so when I have to come here and see you two fucking snickers and plotting stupid shit like this it makes me go berserk.
I would seriously rather cut my own dick off than listen to you two talk. I would rather blast dubstep versions of Nickelback songs over and over again than have to sit here and take your constant fucking abuse. Honestly, I would rather kill Ibuki and Mahiru if it meant getting as far away from you two as humanly possible.
So you know what, why not take it a step further? Why not just fucking hang myself from my ceiling fan? The amount of pain that would bring me would be nothing compared to seeing the constant cancer that seeps from your asses every goddamn time I come here. Maybe when I finally fucking die I can rest knowing you two will never, EVER irritate the ever living shit out of me again.
I hope you two are happy, because I'm fucking done.
Goodbye HG, goodbye living, and fuck you two.

Rawr x3 nuzzles how are you pounces on you you're so warm o3o notices you have a bulge o: someone's happy wink nuzzles your necky wecky~ murr~ hehehe rubbies your bulgy wolgy you're so big :oooo rubbies more on your bulgy wolgy it doesn't stop growing ·///· kisses you and lickies your necky daddy likies (; nuzzles wuzzles I hope daddy really likes $: wiggles butt and squirms I want to see your big daddy meat~ wiggles butt I have a little itch o3o wags tail can you please get my itch~ puts paws on your chest nyea~ its a seven inch itch rubs your chest can you help me pwease squirms pwetty pwease sad face I need to be punished runs paws down your chest and bites lip like I need to be punished really good~ paws on your bulge as I lick my lips I'm getting thirsty. I can go for some milk unbuttons your pants as my eyes glow you smell so musky :v licks shaft mmmm~ so musky drools all over your cock your daddy meat I like fondles Mr. Fuzzy Balls hehe puts snout on balls and inhales deeply oh god im so hard~ licks balls punish me daddy~ nyea~ squirms more and wiggles butt I love your musky goodness bites lip please punish me licks lips nyea~ suckles on your tip so good licks pre of your cock salty goodness~ eyes role back and goes balls deep mmmm~ moans and suckles

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>>9662813
Lips are usually off limit... But I guess I can do that if it's you
>Long ERP-tier greentext about your first and best furry kissu
>you like this

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>>9662773
Well, I have a feeling this won't last much longer. Is that a good thing I wonder?

Worst threads on /trash/.

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>>9662729
There's something called the fireman's carry, Sensei! It actually looks better if the person being carried is larger! Brooms are amazing, but these kinds of scenes are only possible in movies! I know, we can film it happening when we do it!

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>>9662835
Alright we're friends again

i get dates with your fucking big hambone mother each night you fucking stupid fuck. go to bed anon it's past your bed time. yeah thats right, i know you are fucking 10 years old coming on here. this is a big boy site, you fucking stupid shit head, now why dont you make like the stupid spineless pathetic weak subhuman little failed abortion shit you are and fuck off, punk? shit you should have heard the shit you're mom has told me over the week while i plow her fucking deep asshole, which is dirty as fuck by the way, im going to make her clean it and shave it later. oh man her fucking vagina is the loosest ive ever fucked too man, it's fucking nasty too, smells like roast beef. then again she is a massive fucking slutty whore, i could do alot better than her, but im going to keep fucking her anyway just to show i can. and im going to make her make you go to bed, and when you go to bed im going to drag her into the hall outside your door and fucking her as hard as i can up her shithole all night long and make her cry in pain and pleasure and im going to yell "you fucking slutty whore bimbo bitch take it" just because i can. then when she goes the fuck to sleep im gonna go in your room and im going to rub my ass all over your face and you're going to sit there and sob. know why? because i own you you fuck.

You're a fucking clown, Izaya. You're a fucking joke. Everyone on /hg/ and /erp/ thinks you're a joke. Society thinks you're a joke. You're nothing, dude, you're zero. You're a human gutter ball. You're nothing but hot dog water, pussy. You fucking clown. God, you're a fucking pussy.

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>>9662836
JEEEESUS CHRIIIIIIST!

What source is Sylvie from? The one people meme on.

Why do people are if a fictional anime character from a video game "cucks" them or not? It's not like the the fictional characters are attacking your masculinity they just do what they are programmed to do. Who cares if Cordelia has a crush on Chrom or Flora has a crush on Jakob the virtual man won't go out of his way to steal your virtual wife unless he's coded to do so. In these instances however, they are not because neither Jakob or Chrom can actually support with Flora or Cordelia. Real people have feelings chances are someone that begins to date someone else might have interest in some one else who they aren't dating but over time will move away from the person they previously had feelings for. Go ahead ask your parents if they had a crush on anyone when they started dating, you know since you still live in their basements you fat fucks. Then, you can go back to playing video games and masturbate to your "pure" waifu while you cry yourself to sleep because no one will ever love you they same way a bunch of 1's and 0's on your 3ds screen will.

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>>9662848
Yeaaah!! I know it was just a phase. Love ya Vino!

That's it, I've had enough of this bullshit.

Post your fucking address so we can square the fuck up and I can knock your FUCKING teeth out.

I'll check this thread again in 10 minutes. I swear to fucking god if I come back to this thread and see you replied with some pussy shit and tried to avoid fighting me I'll track your IP myself and throatfuck you in front of your mother.

you cnft see it. but im flipping you off. i am flipping you off with both my hands. im typing this with my middle finger. i am flipping you off right now. flipping you off so hard right now. you canft see it, which is a true pity, but take my word for it. i am. i am flipping you off right now. because you canft see it, let me describe it for you. my pinkie and ring fingers are folded down on both hands, a little past the second crease in my hands. my middle fingers are extended. theyfre pointing to the sky. then my thumbs are crossed over my index fingers, also folded down on my hands, but to the freckle on my left hand. my thumb nail on my left hand has a black triangle on it. now, ifm waving my both my hands vigorously, still flipping you off.

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>>9662836
To think that a shadowy beast such as that could hold a firearm...

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>Shitposting after Seth's game

:thinking:

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>>9662773
>
Your dancing is... Well... You're only human after all. I apologize for assuming you could keep up with me.
>Ahri smirks, flicking her hair back over her shoulder.

>>9662836
Ah.. This is a nice and cool little cave. The perfect place to rest.
>Strips.

Yall Motherfuckers think your too good for me, huh? You make me fucking sick. Fuck you. I make an actual, quality copypasta and submit it to this sub. 15 minutes pass and not a single fucking upvote. Well, there was one, but that was from my alternate account. Yeah, I posted it in the morning, and I'll post this in the morning too. An actual, original copypasta. It had my heart and soul poured into it. Yall just don't seem to get it, I deserve to be at the top. I deserve this. My original quality content deserves to be at the top, because it is actually good. Homemade, can serve a purpose, and could maybe even get a good laugh. It'd be better than the emoji shit that usually gets upvoted. That lowest common denominator shit literally ain't funny, and it makes me ashamed to try making actual copypasta. What have we become, guys? All the work that it has taken to get us where we are? Just for this? Life is meaningless and that isn't okay. In the end, life could just be an illusion. For all the work that we put into copypasta, it should be good copypasta. You know how your copypasta is good? If it can actually serve as a god forsaken copypasta. Like mine. You could actually use that someday, I know because that's how it originally came to be, I actually used it. This subreddit has forgotten that. The beauty of actual fucking copypasta. You have forgotten your meaning. You are Satan. Fuck. You.

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>>9662836
Something big might happen soon. It might not though depending on if that person survives.

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Where did Carl go?

>>9662856
Teaching feeling. Dorset no Seikatsu or something.

good shit go౦ԁ sHit thats some goodshit rightth ere rightthere if i doƽaү somy self i say so thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷM HO0OଠOOOOOOଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ Good shit

HI, I’M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN’S WEARHOUSE. ONE DAY WHILE WALKING DOWN A PICTURESQUE AVENUE NEAR MY LARGE EXECUTIVE HOME IN AN INIMITABLY PRISTINE SUIT, I CHANCED UPON A LASS WHO CONSIDERABLY AROUSED THE PRURIENT INTEREST THAT LURKS BENEATH MY MANLY VISAGE. THOUGH I MADE POLITE CONVERSATION ABOUT THE DISTENDED SACKS OF FEMININE POTENCY THAT CONSTITUTED HER MAMMARY GLANDS, SHE SEEMED INTENT ON REFUSING MY ADVANCES. AFTER A MOMENT SPENT IN COGITATION, I RESOLVED TO TAKE HER THEN AND THERE. I SHREDDED HER GARMENTS, THROWING SHEET AFTER DIAPHANOUS SHEET TO THE WILES OF THE WIND, WHICH BORE THEM OFF AND AWAY AS I DID HER VIRGINITY. I LOOSED THE RESTRAINTS OF MY STILL UNSOILED SUIT, LETTING SLIP MY BULGING TUBIFORM INSTRUMENT OF SEED DEPOSITION. SHE WRITHED UNDER THE RELENTLESS CLASP OF MY HANDS UNTIL, WITH ONE MONUMENTAL THRUST, THE STERTOROUS INHUMAN CRIES THAT PIERCED THE ATMOSPHERE LIKE THE WAILS OF A CAT IN ECSTASY GAVE WAY TO ONE LAST BULWARK OF MODESTY AS SHE SLIPPED QUIETLY INTO A SWOON. UNDETERRED, THE PASSION IN MY BREAST DROVE ME ONWARD IN A FRENZY OF COPULATION. THE DIAPHORETIC AMBIANCE RAGED WITH PASSION AS MY LOINS LURCHED FORTH AND MY PROBING MEMBER SPRAYED INTO HER MY PASSIONATE ISSUANCE IN LIKE MANNER AS THE BLOOD SPURTS FORTH IN LEAVINGS SYNCHRONOUSLY WITH THE HEART'S DULL POUNDING FERVOR FROM THE JUGULAR OF A SLAUGHTERED BULLOCK. I CAN ONLY IMAGINE THE HYPNAGOGIC PHANTASMAGORIA THAT BESET MY MAIDEN IN THE APOGEE OF HER INTERCOURSE, BUT METHINKS THIS TIMOROUS LEDA WATCHES ON AS MY WINGS AVAIL THEMSELVES OF THE GUSTY WIND, DRIVING ME UP ON THE HEIGHT, ABOVE THE DRIFTING FRAGMENTS OF HER ERSTWHILE COVERING, ONLY THEN TO LET SLIP THE OBJECT OF MY DESIRE IN ONE FATAL, UNINTENDED PLUNGE. THE PRECEDING ACCOUNT IS A FULL BUT FAITHFUL RELATION OF MY PRESENT SITUATION THIS FIRST DAY OF JUNE THE YEAR OF OUR LORD TWO-THOUSAND AND SEVENTEEN. I GUARANTEE IT.

>>9662856
Teaching Feelings.
It's about you receiving a slave loli and dressing her up in cute and/or slutty outfits in between sessions of pumping her full of drugs and cum.
It's great.

Kamina stepped out of the Gurren Lagann with a towering erection to make the 9/11 towers jealous. His dick scraped against the ground as he went to the apartment of Ruby gloom. He entered the apartment and say Ruby standing there without any pantaloons on, bent over, displaying an ass. Kamina ripped off his pants to reveal a 32 inch weinerschnitzel with 25 inches in girth. He stepped over ruby, sweating at this point, wondering if she could take such a luscious and anal tearing cock. Kamina cobra-clutched, or Steiner Recliner for you WCW fans, Ruby, his cock balls deep into her tight tight bootyhole. Kamina went into the kitchen and came out with a cucumber extra, shoving it into her throat to shut up her screeching. Ruby Gloom shat all over Kaminas cock, but unknown to her, it was his fetish. He punched the shit out of her, caving in her skull, shoving his shit covered penis into her throat to clean it off, teeth and all. When he took out the penis, it was scraped up and bloody. Then, Kamina went to the kitchen again with a cleaver. Kamina chopped off all of Ruby's limbs and cut her throat, pretty much killing her. She pissed and shat herself at death, so Kamina threw her face into the shit and started ramming the fucking hell out of her shithole. Kamina had an idea. He cut off half of his penis, putting one half into her AIDs vagina with shit in it and the part still atached to his body into her shit-drizzling fartbox for maximum pleasure. Kamina felt a tingle and drowned Ruby Gloom's corpse in cum. Then he heard a rampant yelling from all the dick fuck sex he had with Ruby. He stepped into the he and Ruby's baby room. There was there tiny child named Simon, Kamina's beloved babboo. He took condoms he would never use out of his pocket and wrapped Simon's head in it, suffocated him. Kamina took Simon and threw him against the lovely dovely wall with shit like butterflies and sunrises on it, covering it in blood. Kamina then grabbed Simon's buttcheeks, putting his p

Newfags.

Kill yourselves, you are nothing but piss in this cesspool. The oldfags were, are, and always will
be superior to literally who's like you. Everyone who joined past /hga/ is considered an ultimate newfag, and those who joined on /trash/ are the ultimate cancer who do not even deserve to participate in these games. Do you know anything about prom? Or the red wedding? The famous OFH/HGA rivalry, and how I ruined the secret ava weekend with a single game? Of course you don't and this is why you deserve nothing but shit.

Regards: Oldfags of HGA.

>>9662902
my personal favourite, cos you always get someone asking for the rest

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>>9662655
Ash. You have no idea. But he's not here so why put any effort into it? I don't know about that. People tend to not like me after I freeze them. I only save that for emergencies.
>>9662829
You know.
>She puts hands on top of her head, extending two fingers.
Has horns like this.
>She then puts her hands way in front of her chest.
And boobs like this? You got know who I'm talking about.

>>9662902
>32 by 25
What the fuck

The word fuck doesn't even cover the amount of rage I'm experiencing. Yes, I was already angry with the current state of affairs our country is in. Yes I'm not proud to be an American anymore. Yes I wish this was not a thing we have to fucking deal with.
I'm sitting here trying to simmer my rage for a job interview (great economy my ass mr. cheeto in charge) and not go all out about this.
What do these people think? Do they believe they do not breathe the same air we plebs do? Have they already financed underwater lairs? Why, by god, why would any human on this planet believe that the world isn't in peril due to human expansion? What the fuck is this reality I'm in.
I cannot stand it. I cannot find words to accurately express my levels of rage against this metaphorical agent orange and his merry band of minions. How deluded are they to think all the shit is for the greater good? Fuck, even if they know it isn't, how do they manage to say it is with a straight face? Are all of the sociopaths?
FUCK

enor into Simon's shithole, poking Simon's brain with the penis, killing it totally. Then Kamina got life in prison for third degree meurder, getting life in prison

THE END

I'm a hardcore fan with Kingdom Hearts, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in TWTNW where I would often train with Xaldin in the Hall of Empty Melodies and help Vexen with the Replica Program, but one day as I was talking to Larxene, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with the Superior and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the Organization, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Xemnas said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

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>>9662883
Ah, I suppose not then. Well, you're all putting up such a good fight here so I think I'll get some snacks for everyone to enjoy after the game. How about it?

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE DUDE FUCKING WEEEEEEEEED AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DUDE!!!!!!!!!! WEED!!!!!!!!!!!! hits bong FUCKING DUUUUUUDE that WEEED like just...................DUDE
LMFFFFFAAAAAAOOOO i am so fucking HIGH on WEED right now XD WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED holla my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!JUST.........ROLL................MY.......................JOINT......................UP........................................AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DANK DANK DANK WEED
LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! LEGALIZE IT! ROLL EM SMOKE EM PUT EM IN A BOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am just FUCKING BAKED right now my DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOO RAISE YO HAND IF U TURNT AF RIGHT NOW raises both hands AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WEED DUDE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I SMOKE 2 JOINTS IN DA MORNIN MON...........DUDE! WEED! HAAAAAAAAAAAA IM LIKE A FUCKIN KITE RIGHT NOW MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! S O F U C K I N G H I G H O N W E E D I CANT EVEN FOCUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SMOKING ONLY THE DANKEST OF HERB MY DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME OF THAT TRIPLE BANANA WINSTON CHURCHILL MEGA DANK GAZA GRASS YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKIN SO FUCKIN BLAZED RIGHT NOW DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDE AHAHAHAHHAA BAZINGA
inhales YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO cough THIS cough SHIT cough IS cough SO cough FUCKIN cough DANK my DUDE HAAHHAAAHAHAHAHAH WHY AM I EVEN LAUGHING ROTFLMAOO THIS SHIT IS NARSH BRO FUCKIN HELLA SMOKE WEED ERR DAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*Alma Elma blasts in through the hole in the roof she created earlier, with a captive Yosuke in tow*
Well then, shall we Yosuke?
*She tosses him on the ground, and begins to remove her clothes slowly*

*Hits the ground, causing a mild concussion*
Y-You won't break me, damn yo-
*Notices you removing your clothes*
Shit! I'm not going to let you!
*Tried to run away*

*Alma Elma's tail wraps around Yosuke's legs, dragging him slowly back towards her*
*Yosuke is Bound*
Don't bother running, you're going to need all the stamina you can muster for this next partc
*Alma Elma is now standing in nothing but her panties*

I'm warning youc D-don't do this!
*Notices your breasts*
Those lookc Softc
>Guess I need some relatively lewd images nowc

Good eye there Yosuke. Do you want me to massage your cock with them?
*Alma Elma kicks her panties aside, exposing her moist pussy and hard clit. A light tuft of purple pubic hair decorates the area.*
Hehehehe. C'mon Yosuke. Pick your poison.

I'm not picking anythingc
*Shuts eyes*
Justc Get this over withc So I can work on my apologyc

You won't have any breath left to deliver it.
*Alma Elma flie up to Yosuke, and hungrily stuffs her tongue into his mouth. Her tail coils around, and after unzipping Yosuke's pants with one hand efficiently, hovers above his tip.*
Ready to experience please like you've never felt before?

*Yosuke begins to make out with Alma frantically. He doesn't answer the question, preoccupied as he is*

((I knew you wanted it))
*Alma Elma's tail descends rapidly, engulfing Yosuke's penis. A warm, sticky sensation overtakes Yosuke, as the walls of the tail begins to pulse gently. The combination of stimuli is very pleasant.*

*Yosuke moans from the added pleasure, breaking contact with Alma's lips long enough to look at her with hunger. He then pushes her down, proceeding to play with her breasts*

>>9662856
>>9662899
Don't forget that if you don't pat her head enough that she'll fucking die.

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with stupid fucking memes! You guys make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking memes, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You guys are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOTS, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you fucking scumbags live your dumb gay lives. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your lives other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You fucking people make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have any of your fucking addresses you fucking pieces of shits. I'd spit in your faces.

>Yukine/Paul/Hoshi/ some other autistic faggot who I'm too lazy to namedrop spamming again

There we go, now you're getting it!
*Alma's tail begins to twist back and forth, and move up and down, jerking Yosuke's dick off. A sticky fluid begins leaking from the walls of the tail, coating his shaft and dripping onto his pants. A slight vacuum like sucking can be felt from within the deepest part of the tail.*
Go on Yosuke. Tell me you don't want it anymore. Tell me to stop.

*Gradually, Yosuke begins to thrust back, panting.*
D-Don't evencthink about it, damn youc

*The suction has now become very noticable, further pushing Yosuke's dick deeper into Alma Elma's tail. The liquid has now completely coated his shaft, and it warming up gradually, melting Yosuke in the pleasure. An orgasm is approaching rapidly*
Oh, getting into it are we? What about your precious girlfriend?

D-Don't mention her, y-you bitchc
*He clenches his fists at his sides, nearly ready to give in*

Oh don't worry, it'll be our little secretc that is, unless you want to bring her to me too. She can experience this pleasure too
*Alma Elma now goes all out, vicious jerking Yosukes dick up and down in a piston motion with her tail. The hot sensation of torturous pleasure is too much to bear, as Yosuke feels himself ready to buckle.*

*Unable to hold himself up any longer, he collapses up top of you, drooling pathetically*
Thiscis j-just once, okayc?

Keep telling yourself that Yosuke. You can come back anytime. I don't mind.
*The last of his resistance leaving, Yosuke ejaculates into the tail, only to have it hungrily devoured by the organic vacuum force. Every last possible drop of semen is extracted, leaving Yosuke's mind blank with rapture.*
Had enough Yosuke?

Muhc Are youc Satisfied now?!
*Yosuke looks upset*

Hmmmc
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmmc Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.
W-Waitc
*He shakes with self hatred*

>>9662930
Ta-Class? Is that you?

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>>9662921
Suzumiya isn't messing around here, I'd advise against treating her lightly.

I'm sorry but who the fuck are you? Are you aware that literally whos don't have the right to open their fucking mouth? If you want any (You)s or attention play a anime girl and shut the fuck up.

Hmmmc
*Alma Elma briefly considers, stroking her chin lightly.*
Hmmmc Ill let you off easy this time. Thanks for the swell time Yosuke.
And don't worry, I won't tell your girlfriend. Its out little secret.

W-Waitc
*He shakes with self hatred*
Let'sc Finishc

Then how about I make you dirtier, slut?!
*Pulls out from Alma's ass, placing it instead in her vagina*
I hope you keep yourself clean~

Oh, you're a mean one.
*Yosuke puts his cock into her gushing vagina, only to find that it is even tigher than her ass. It squeezes like a vice, trapping his cock deep inside. Nevertheless, Alma Elma continues thrusting away.*
My dear Sophisto took my Five Step Vagina Hell technique to earn his blade. Can you do the same?
Step One: Maximum Tightness - Achieved.

I'll do itc (It's not like I can sink any lowerc Might as well enjoy it while I canc)
*Increases pace*
You'll have to do better than that!

That was only step one. STEP TWO!
*A torrent of fluid assaults Yosuke's dick, as Alma Elma's vagina begins to flood with sex juices. Its like being caught in a lewd tidal wave. It coats his cock with viscous warmth, making it increasingly difficult to hold himself back from orgasm.*
Step Two: Vaginal Flooding - Achieved

Mmmc That's pretty good, but you know, healing spells can help with lust!
DIORAMA!
*Smirks*
Bring it on, babe.

>>9662912
25 is the circumference

>>9662899
>>9662943
This game sounds like a fucking trip.

I'm in.

>>9662886
>>9662899
>>9662943
Wouldn't mind picking her up

>>9647830
>>9647797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkZu8xj3lvs

>Kindred Hunter uses [Item from MH I don't know about]
>The party's Defense increased.

>Roto attacks
>-500HP
>Skeleton A is defeated

>Skeleton B attacks Roto
>-0HP thanks to the defense Bonus

Sugoi!! You're awesome Roto-chan! Thank you for the shield! Alright! My turn now!
> FIGHT | [**MAGIC**] | ITEM | ESCAPE

> FOX FIRE 2 MP
> FOX BIND 4 MP
> [**FOX FIRE RANDOM BARRAGE 10 MP**]
> KEMONO TORNADO ULTIMATE LIMIT BREAK 100 MP

>Rena used Fox fire random barrage
>Skeleton B is hit!
>-120HP
>Skeleton B is defeated
>Skeleton C is hit!
>-113HP
>Skeleton C is defeated
>Gained 500EXP
>Gained: A broken bone

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG_U_z-dg_c

Hey hey, that was pretty cool what you guys just did... Hey now, what did you find Roto-chan, do you think it's impor-

>The ground is shaking
>REMNANT OF ZOMA APPEARED
>How long as it been since he has been banished into these God forsaken lands? Time flows differently here and it may have been thousands of years since Roto defeated him. He's unrecognizable now, just a black ghost floating above

"Roto... I was waiting for you....
"Here lies the souls of the foolish being who dared to enter this realm... A
Forever trapped, dreams and hopes are fading away, forced to fight for eternity in the arena.
Who can escape this purgatory?... Everytime they fight, the blood they spill... all used to worship the Hunger God, the one who pulls the strings of Fate: BRANTSTEELE.
And once I'll have gathered enough souls, I, ZOMA shall fuse with him and rule over the multiverse."

>What will you do
>FIGHT / ITEM / MAGIC / RUN / TALK

Oh, haven't seen that one before. Oh well. Won't help you now.
*Suddenly Yosuke orgasms out of nowhere. He felt completely calm before, but he came nonetheless. The he comes again. Even more potent bolts of pleasure begin to ravage his being, causing him to cum over and over again without pause. He tried to summon more healing spells to quell the pleasure, but his mind is going black with bliss.*
Step Three: Pleasure Bolts - Achieved

That's- H-How're you- *Moans in pleasure, instinctively moving further inside*

Lets see if you survive this one. You're body may break a little bit.
*Yosuke feels his entire body explode at once. His nervous system begins to go into overdrive, launching waves of exquisite agony across his entire body. He loses all feeling in his limbs (he thinks they may have actually broken from shock). His mind is completely empty as the only sensations he feels are his body melting in pain and pleasure, and his never ending stream of cumshots.*
Step Four: Nerve Melt - Achieved

*His tongue is hanging out as he pants, drooling over both himself, and Alma*

Well, you can't talk anymore aparently. Oh well. TIME FOR THE GRAND FINALE!
*Yosuke suddenly feels a moment of respite. There is nothing for a few seconds. Then he feels an overwhelming sensation, as Alm pulls out his cock and he shoot his load all over her. His mind fades into nothingness. Blacked out on the ground.*
Hmmmc I can't tell if he died or not.
Step Five: Soul Ejaculation - Achieved

*Around an hour later, he wakes up. The first things he's conscious of are a giant headache, stiffness in his limbs, and Jiraiya feelingc offc*
Whatchappened c?

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>>9662921
Sure thing host.

>>9662943
But I thought she got sick if you molested her even once.

Please God, let me meet him. All I want to is to find that perfect boy I know exists. He’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The boy who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the boy I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the boy who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

>Her eyes widen as the dagger enters into her body, and in a matter of seconds, she realizes the consequences of her actions. Her whole life flashes before her eyes - from the day she was created, meeting her friends, her family, and most striking of all memories, she remembered the time she met both the girl she loved, and the girl she hated for ending it all. It was a bittersweet moment, and at the very least she would be going out in a blaze of glory. Her eyes looked directly into Rika's own reddish-brown set, and was glad to have shared her final eye contact with such a confusing girl who had flipped her emotions upside down, and brought her into a world she hadn't known before. She stumbled back after the knife came out of her shoulder. Blood was pouring everywhere, and it was just like the horror films she had stayed up so late at night watching with her best buddies. Yuudachi thought it disappointing that she was never able to experience this with the cutie who had changed her life so dramatically, but it was too late for regrets. She fell onto the ground, well aware of the fact that her time had come. How awful it was for it to have been so early in what would have been such a long and prosperous life! But Yuudachi felt it was all worth it - she had reached her peak, and was now going through the sharp fall all the way back down. Yuudachi closed her eyes, took a few more breaths, then said what she felt was a fitting final conclusion to her life - everything was leading up to this point, and she finally sputtered out:
o shit lmao
>This was her last act, her last great moment in life. The sudden rise and fall of a girl who had done so much and so little at the same time. In her final thoughts, she began to have doubts about what she had surmised earlier. Was it really all worth it? Is love at first sight real? 'I don't know' was the answer, and it was the one resolution that ended her, as she faded from consciousness and onto the afterlife...

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>>9662958
Five days in and I think our contestants are finally getting serious. Do your best.
>>9662977
Huh? Was this about the snacks? I've already decided to do it.

>Kiritsugu watches the slaughter from a great distance. The crimson of the blood pouring out of her scalp makes him raise his lip for a brief second. He opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighter from the pocket of his suit. He flicks and lights the metal lighter in one go, his hand wrapping around the heat of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette. A soft burning sound is heard, slowly pouring against Kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet another display he'd rather not face. With the cigarette lit and his mind in position, Kiritsugu's now ready to finish the job, uncasing the Walther WA-2000 he had stashed in the briefcase he was carrying around. The briefcase made a slick sound upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the man now stood. A magazine of six (6) bullets was all that he had, but he didn't need more than just two to finish this job. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, he inhales once more, the smoke covering both his lungs and his eyesight. A calm and soft voice whispering just a few words.
Yet again, children who don't know what they're doing or what they're facing. There's but one solution...
>Kiritsugu bend his knee, leaning down as he looks through the scope of his Walther WA-2000, the cold floor depicting the cold-blooded murder he had just witnessed. He made sure the stock of the WA-2000 was stuck against his shoulder, forming a tight grip as his hand wrapped around the handle. He presses his right index finger against the trigger, looking through the scope, targeting the young girl's head. A loud bang was echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and other animals that had been gathering in the place that was once a place of solace, being nothing more than a place for sheer serenity.

>Kiritsugu peeks out of his scope's vision, noticing it was a clean kill. Squinting his eyes he noticed it was a single shot that penetrated the girl's scalp via her retina, through the frontal lobe. The hole gaping at the back of her skull, a fountain of red appearing as his cigarette was halfway through its length, a dim light being all that was noticeable coming from the emotionless man’s grimace. He awaited for a brief second, pulling his hand away from the weapon he had just fired. He moves his hand towards his cigarette, throwing it to the floor as he prepared for the final shot. He lowers his head, lowering his head once more, putting his retina on the same height as the scope. His finger itching as he put his hand in place to pull the trigger once more. The masked man was now in his sight and on his mind. A single click of the metal was all that was heard in the arena as Kiritsugu confirmed his second kill. Looking away from his scope, he noticed that it was yet again a clean kill, executed the exact same way as the small girl was left in the cold. Kiritsugu picks up his Walther Wa-2000 and walks away from the ruins, the briefcase being all that was left, leaving a memoire of what happened behind in what was once a happy place.
…death

>>9662987
>o shit lmao
O SHIT LMAO

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>>9663007
Thanks for hosting
Remind me to give you some loving after this.

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>>9663007
Ah, that Finnish guy is back. Be careful not to expose yourself recklessly.

I didn't know you were autistic enough to save all of that Hoshi

>>9663011
>>9663013
I'd bet 100 bucks Rin wrote that shit for him

What da doo-doo did yousa just say about meesa, yousa litta bitty bitch? I’ll has yousa know meesa graduated bombad of meesa class in da Jedi Seals, and meesa been involved in numerous secret raids on da Federation, and meesa has over 300 confirmed kills. Meesa trained in guerilla warfare and meesa da bombad sniper in da entire Republic armed forces. Yousa nutting to meesa but just another target. Meesa ganna wipe yousa da doo-doo out with precision da likein of which has never been seen before on dis Naboo, mark meesa doo-doo words. Yousa thinkin yousa ganna getin away with sayin da doo-doo to meesa over da internet? Thinkin again, fucker. As weesa speak meesa contacting meesa secret network of spies across da Republic and yousa IP is bein traced right now so yousa bombad prepare for da storm, maggot. Da storm dat wipes out da pathetic litta bitty thing yousa call yousa life. Yousa doo-doo dead, kid. Meesa ganna be anywhere, anytime, and meesa ganna kill yousa in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with meesa bare hands. Not only meesa extensive train in unarm combat, but meesa access to da entire arsenal of da Republic Jedi Order and meesa ganna use it to its full extent to wipe yousa miserable doo-doo off da face of da galaxy, yousa litta bitty doo-doo. If only yousa can has known what unholy retribution yousa litta bitty “clever” comment was about to bring down upon yousa, maybe yousa woulda held yousa doo-doo tongue. But yousa couldn’t, yousa didn’t, and now yousa gonna pay da price, yousa goddamn idiot. Meesa ganna doo-doo fury all over yousa and yousa ganna drown in it. Yousa doo-doo dead, kiddo.

>he doesn't know I'm literally the fastest person alive

one day mario woke up and decided to take a shit because hey he's mario. so mario went up to yoshi and said "yoshi i want you to be my shitter" and since yoshi was mario's bitch he opened his mouth. mario pulled down his stained briefs and began to shit in yoshi's mouth. yoshi was forbidden to express any emotions but at this moment he was feeling very aroused. mario's face turned red as he grunted and strained to push his log of shit out of his ass. he farted and little shit particles flew into yoshi's eyes. yoshi's eyes teared up, not from the pain of the shit particles nor from the paint-peeling stench coming from mario's unwashed ass, but from the sheer ecstasy of being mario's shitter. mario noticed this and began to grunt harder, teasing the horny beast. mario noticed that yoshi was fiddling around with his dino-wiener, which had become quite erect. "stop that this instant" commanded mario, noticing his own 2-incher was growing hard as well. yoshi whined and reluctantly lowered his hands. with a final g

>>9663036
LF wrote that

>kiritsugu watches the slaught'r from a most wondrous distance. The crimson of the blood pouring out of h'r scalp maketh that gent raiseth his lip f'r a briefeth second. That gent opens his carton of cigarettes, stuffs the cigarette between his lips while grabbing his metal lighteth'r from the pocket of his suiteth. That gent flicks and lights the metal lighteth'r in one wend, his handeth wrapping 'round the heateth of the flame as the flame nears the cigarette. A soft burning soundeth is hath heard, but soft pouring 'gainst kiritsugu's eardrums, closing his eyes and sighing at yet anoth'r displayeth that gent'd rath'r not visage. With the cigarette did light and his mind in position, kiritsugu's anon eft to finish the job, uncasing the walth'r wa-2000 that gent hadst stash'd in the briefcase that gent wast carrying 'round. The briefcase madeth a slick soundeth upon opening, echoing throughout the ruins in which the sir anon stoodeth. A magazine of six (6) bullets wast all yond that gent hadst, but that gent didn't needeth m're than just two to finish this job. Clicking in the magazine and loading the rifle, that gent inhales once m're, the smoketh cov'ring both his lungs and his eyesight. A halcyon and soft voice whisp'ring just a few w'rds.
yet again, children who is't knoweth not what those gents're doing 'r what those gents're facing. Th're's but one solution.
>kiritsugu bendeth his ham, leaning down as that gent looks through the scope of his walth'r wa-2000, the bitter cold flo'r depicting the cold-blood'd murd'r that gent hadst just witness'd.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little host? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Rigging Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on OFH, and I have over 300 confirmed wins. I am trained in shitpost warfare and I’m the top shitpost in the entire HGA ERP Task Force. You are nothing to me but just another entry thread. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me with an anonymous name? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting Asuka's secret network of spies across the Steam Group and your tripcode is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reputation. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mod privileges. Not only am I extensively trained in reputation destruction, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the HGA Volunteer Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the board, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit salt all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, tribute.
>found this on a /b/ archive page
Good bloody memories.

runt and a smelly fart, mario's log of shit finally dropped from his ass into yoshi's mouth. mario turned around and watched as yoshi chewed the shit log. "eat it bitch. eat it all" said mario. yoshi pretended he hated doing this so much but his throbbing wiener and moans of joy told mario otherwise. "swallow it" ordered mario but yoshi didn't want to swallow it yet. he wanted to savor the shit. "SWALLOW IT RIGHT NOW" screamed mario as he began wang-slapping yoshi across the face. mario, hands on his hips, thrust his pelvis from side to side across yoshi's face, punishing the naughty dinosaur. "YOU DO WHAT MARIO TELLS YOU" he screamed. after about fourty wang-slaps his wiener started to become sore so he stopped. by now the shit log had gone down yoshi's throat. "eggulate" he ordered. yoshi strained and produced an egg. inside this egg contained what was previously his shit log. mario walked over to his shelf and placed it with the others. he had hundreds possibly thousands of these shit-eggs. he planned to u

>>9663044
Shut the fuck up, Barry.

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>>9663044
>Freezes to absolute zero
Fuck off Flash.

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>>9663025
I would rather you not.
>>9663027
The deathtoll suddenly spikes! But I suppose that is to be expected at this point in the game.

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se these against bowser the next time he kidnapped peach. now there was only one thing left to do. mario bent over and pointed his ass at yoshi who immediately knew what to do. he began to use his tongue to clean mario's shitty ass. mario couldn't hold it back. his peener let loose with some "italian ranch dressing." this brought yoshi to an orgasm as well. with both their wieners pleasantly limp and tingling they continued with the cleaning process. "don't forget to thorougly clean the dingleberries from the hairs" mario advised. yoshi obeyed his master. ten minutes later mario decided he was clean and put his clothes back on. now it was luigi's turn with yoshi. "yo luigi i got him warned up for you" mario called as he walked out of the yoshi room. luigi walked in past him with a sly smile under his mustache and carrying an apple and a hot wheels car. "hello yoshi guess what time it is again" he said in a low voice as he locked the door behind him. mario walked out into the kitchen ignoring yoshi's squeals o

>>9662977
>>9663044
Samefag check

This man once told me that the world will change for me I'm not a sharp tool shed Finger to thumb, stupid BREW "L" form

Well, these years, it will not stop According to the rules, and fell to the ground There is no meaning to life Your brain is intelligent, but its heart is dark

So many things to see So it happened on the street? You never, never know If the light does not shine

Come on, now, you're a star, a game, Hey, now a rock star Hey, listen, question All worth gold and light gold To break the superstar's pattern

According to him, a good place is cold Now, wrap, wait But nine preliminary planetary minutes Look at the hole in the satellite images

Skating on our thin ice is enough For heating the water, so you can swim My world is on fire. and this? So I do not feel jirueul explain how.

If someone asked me, I could unload We have to leave. He also said at some point I use some fuel We can change what

Well, these years, it will not stop According to the rules, and fell to the ground There is no meaning to life Your brain is intelligent, but its heart is dark

So many things to see So it happened on the street? You never, never know These lights.

All worth gold and light gold To break the superstar's pattern

That gent madeth sure the stock of the wa-2000 wast did stick 'gainst his shouldst'r, f'rming a tight gripeth as his handeth wrapp'd 'round the handleth. That gent presses his right index fing'r 'gainst the trigg'r, looking through the scope, targeting the young wench's headeth. A loud bangeth wast echoing throughout the arena and the ruins, waking up sleeping birds and oth'r animals yond hadst been gath'ring in the lodging yond wast once a lodging of solace, being nothing m're than a lodging f'r the lady'r s'renity

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>>9663044
LONDON

of pain and joy, and poured himself a bowl of cereal. unfortunately he had forgotten to purchase milk, but he could improvise. he took out his wiener and peed into his cheerios. mario sat down in front of the tv and began to eat his cheerios and pee while periodically scratching his balls. "hey these cheerios and pee aren't half bad" mario said out loud and contemplated having another bowl before he realized that he was all out of pee. luigi had now returned, panting and sweating. "yo luigi let me borrow some of your pee" said mario as he pointed the bowl at luigi's crotch. "gee mario i don't know what you would want with my pee but sure" said luigi as he unzipped his overalls. luigi filled mario's bowl but still had some more pee left in him. he took this opportunity to mark his territory around the house. first he peed on his side of the couch then he peed on his chair at the dining table. he only had a little pee left so he had to make this last one count. he looked around the room and spotted his brother.

he ran up and peed on mario, marking him as his own. "no one else can have you!" shouted luigi. mario "accidentally" got some of luigi's pee in his mouth. mario and luigi finished eating their cheerios with pee and decided to go for a walk in the park. they hooked yoshi up to his leash and took turns raping him during the walk to the park. by the time they arrived at the park all three of them were tuckered out and decided to just shit in the shade of the big oak tree. it seemed like today was going to be another peaceful day. however no one seemed to notice the eyes peering at them from inside the nearby bushes. mario heard a rustle in the bushes. "who's there" he called out but there was no answer. "i'm warning you. you better show yourself. i got a dick and i know how to use it" he threatened while thrusting and pointing at his dick. luigi and yoshi were now getting into position too, thrusting and pointing at their own dicks. "you got till the count of three to come out" said mario. "one" mario and luigi

>>9662963
Get it. Just find some mega download in English and go nuts. I have busted dozens of loads to it.

Ika-ko's hand hooked onto them, tugging them down as well. She let out a tiny 'eep' as his erection came into view. "You're...pretty big," she commented, glancing up at him. Her long 'pigtails' moved now, one wrapping around his waist in a sort of hug, her other tentacle moving towards his erection. "May I...?" She asked.
"Go right ahead," Zeke replied. She shifted again, this time moving down. Infront of him, on her knees, looking up at him as she wraps her long, soft tentacle around his cock. He smiled fully and started breathing faster.
Her tongue slid out, long and narrow, slowly dragging along the head of his length, her 'pigtail' slowly stroking him. "Y-you like that?" Zeke asked jokingly, breathing heavier and blushing redder.
"Y-yeah," she admitted. "You...taste good." Her tongue dragged along him again, tentacle still dragging up and down his length, ever-so slowly. Her licking continued as her tentacle unwinded from him slightly, mouth opening to take his cock in. Her lips curl lightly around her pointed fangs, making sure not to cut. She switched between slowly bobbing about half-way down and pulling off to slowly lick him.
"Oh, yeah..." Zeke moaned. "You're good at this." She continued her slow bobbing and licking, enjoying herself. "Thanks, Zeke," she answered inbetween licking and bobbing. She really was quite good at this, slowly teasing him.
Zeke grunted. "Oh, yeah. I think I'm gonna...oh, Ika-ko!" Semen leaked from his cock and into Ika-ko's mouth. She swallowed it, pulling off him and using a hand to stroke him now, just to make sure he was empty. Zeke let her do so, and squirted out a few little last drops. "Oh man. Where'd you learn to do that kind of stuff?"

unzipped their overalls. "two" they pulled out their quivering dicks. "THREE" mario, luigi, and yoshi all leaped into the bushes, thrusting their dicks around. no one had any idea whether or not they were dicking the person in the bushes or just each other. there were many shouts and the occasional giggle. this went on for ten minutes before mario took charge and threw everyone out of the bushes. mario stepped out too and looked at the pile of sweat, semen, and shit covered bodies in front of him. mario looked down at the man in front of him with a look of disgust on his face. "nevermind guys it's just that fat faggot wario" he said as luigi stood up and straightened his hat. "hey fuck you mario" said wario, wiping a bit of feces out of his mustache. "i'm not the one who goes around raping people." mario smirked as he watched the lump in wario's crotch start to grow larger. wario shifted his legs to try and hide the growing bulge but it was too late. luigi and yoshi had already noticed and were smirking as we

>>9663044
shut the fuck up Wally

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>>9663075

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>>9663072
It hasn't dropped off at all and that is the third to fall victim to the Finn I think. This is going to end by the next slide for sure. I might hold off on revealing the results just long enough to get a drink and let some bets be made though.

My mouth is rather dry..

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ll. yoshi's wiener twitched. wario eyed it with apprehension, the bulge growing a little more rapidly now. wario was sweating, his heart beating rapidly. yoshi licked his lips. suddenly a gust of wind blew wario's hat off behind him. "aren't you going to bend over and pick it up wario" asked mario with an evil grin. wario turned around and bent over to pick up his hat. he gave his ass a little shake as he did so and yoshi couldn't hold back anymore. he ran forward and shoved his now fully erect peener straight into wario's ass, ripping a hole through his overalls and underwear. wario gasped and tried to resist at first. "don't fight it" said mario in a soothing voice "just relax and enjoy it. i have trained yoshi well" at this point a large group of toads had gathered to the scene. the toads closed in and formed a circle around the two fuckers. after any particularly deep thrusts by yoshi the toads would erupt with cheers. the toads started becoming aroused and began rubbing themselves. yoshi began thrusting

harder and faster while wario had his 8-incher out and was stroking it. this pleased the toads who began throwing coins at the two in between stroking their own peeners. mario and luigi were quickly pocketing all the coins they could. the toads dropped their pants and started jacking off furiously while wario groaned and screamed and jacked himself off as yoshi continued pounding his ass. wario had now ripped off all his clothes and his sweaty body glistened in the sun, his rolls of fat jiggling with every thrust. wario was red in the face and a small trickle of blood seeped from his anus but he paid no attention. the toads were shrieking in ecstasy as they rubbed their tiny wangs, watching the spectacle before them. a good thirty minutes of ass-fucking and off-jacking had already passed by now. mario gave the signal to yoshi (scratching his balls and sniffing his finger three times) telling him to wrap it up. yoshi got the signal and started pounding wario at a much faster rate. the toads and wario increased

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

>>9663110
IT'S JOKE

their jacking off speed as well. the toads yelled and shrieked as their wieners were starting to become raw and chafed but they couldn't stop. they knew in a few seconds it would all be over and there would be quite a mess. at the exact same instant everyone ejaculated. yoshi let loose his semen in wario's ass and wario's testicles released their contents onto the ground as all the toads aimed their little wieners up into the air. strings of toad-semen streamed out of their wieners into an arc and collided in one spot in the air before raining down on yoshi and wario. this all happened in less than a second but to wario it seemed like one blissful eternity. he and yoshi laid sprawled out on the ground covered in sticky semen and panting, yoshi's now flaccid wiener still in wario's hairy ass. mario wiped little droplets of semen from his mustache as he surveyed the situation. luigi ran up to yoshi and pulled him out of wario's ass and began cleaning the semen off of him while a bottle of lotion was being passe

>>9663093
Can't, laptop is busted. But hell, it sounds nice.

d around amongst the toads to soothe their chafed and aching cocks. the toads were chatting excitedly and mario smiled as he heard some of them saying that this was the best performance yet. "uh mario we got a problem here" luigi whispered. mario looked over and saw the naked wario twitching on the ground and making nonsensical noises. the toads gave one last cheer to mario and then dispersed. mario went over to wario and attempted to slap some sense into him. after a couple hard whacks across the face with mario's wang wario woke up. he pushed mario out of the way and ran straight to yoshi's cock. he began tugging on the cock and shouting "MORE MORE MUST HAVE MORE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG" but try as he might the dinosaur's cock could not be aroused. mario and luigi pulled wario away from yoshi. "RAAAAAHHHH ME WANT WANG ME WANT WANG RIGHT NOWWWWWW" "snap out of it faggot" said mario but it didn't work. he was then struck with an idea. he had seen someone on tv throw water on another person to bring them to their s

Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it's water. Fuck it, actually, most of it's water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad. I miss you.
H O W D I D T H I S H A P P E N ?
A long time ago... actually, never, and also now, nothing is nowhere. When? Never. Makes sense, right? Like I said, it didn't happen. Nothing was never anywhere. That's why it's been everywhere. It's been so everywhere, you don't need a "where". You don't even need a "when". That's how "every" it gets.
...
Forget this, I wanna be something, go somewhere, do something. I want things to change, I want to invent time and space, and I know it's possible because everything is here, and it probably already happened. I just don't know when to start... and that's exactly where it started.
⏪
Woah, I paused it. I think there's a universe now. What's it made of?
Q U A R K S A N D S T U F F
Ah, that's a thing, in a place! Don't like it? Try a new place, at a different time. Try to stick together, because the world is gonna get bigger and emptier... but it's not empty yet. It's still very full, and about a kjghpillion degrees.
<about no seconds later>
Great news! The quarks are now happily married in groups of three, called a "proton" or a "neutron", and there's something else flying around that wants to join in, but can't cause it's still too
H O T
<about ten minutes later>
Great news! The protons and neutrons are now happily married to each other! Some of them even doubled up.
<about 380,000 years later>
Great news! The electrons have now joined in.
Congratulations, THE WORLD IS NOW a bunch of gas in space... but it's getting closer together...

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>>9662910
Ooooh, but that's a demon, she couldn't be a dragon if she looks like that, dragons are big and have breath fire, and she was nothing of those things.. except the chest part, that's kind of big now that you mention i-it..

enses. mario had no water but he had the next best thing: pee. "hey if it works as milk it'll work as water" thought mario remembering his bowl of cheerios earlier in the morning. he grabbed his dick and peed on wario's face. wario stopped screaming for wangs and started spitting as mario's stream entered his mouth. "yo wtf" said wario. "stop going pee on me" said wario letting more urine go into his mouth although he made no effort to stop it. mario's stream had come to a stop and he flicked the last few drops onto wario's face. "can you remember anything that happened" asked mario. "yeah you dumbass any man would remember getting fucked up the ass by a yoshi while a bunch of toads jacked off in a circle" then suddenly the pain hit him "OH MY ASS OH GOD IT HURTS SO BAD OWWWWW OW OW OW" mario chuckled "yeah 30 minutes of ass-fucking will do that to ya" the koopas and goombas began arriving to the area. koopas and goombas feed on nothing but semen, urine, and fecal matter. there wasn't much fecal matter and on

>>9663141
>laptop is busted
Gee I wonder who this is

ly a little bit of urine but there was quite a bit of semen and the beasts were ready to take their fill. yoshi was flicking semen off of himself for some baby goombas while luigi playfully pissed on a group of koopa paratroopas. mario watched the feeding frenzy for a while before turning to wario. "you might want to get cleaned up wario" he said "they're going to sense the semen on you and start attacking." at this exact moment one of the goombas sniffed the air and caught a whiff of semen-drenched wario. "oh shi-" the goomba chased after wario trying to get to the semen and feces mixture in his butt. "HELP ME" screamed wario but no one helped him. however this caught the attention of some other goombas and koopas who also joined the chase for wario's ass. "damn it go away you fuckers" wario said to them but they didn't listen. then he came up with an idea. he grabbed his wang and started rubbing it in an attempt to ejaculate and get them to go after the semen and not his ass. "good thing i'm a professional

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>>9663111
Congratulations and thanks for playing everyone. Snacks and drinks are just outside the arena, please enjoy them.

<10 million years later>
...and it's getting closer together...
<500 million years later>
...and it's getting closer toget-
BOOM
I T ' S A S T A R
New shit just got made! Some stars burn out and die. Bigger stars burn out and die with passion and make some brand new way crazier shit.
S P A C E D U S T
...which allows for newer and more interesting stars to be made, and then die and explode into
E V E N C R A Z I E R S P A C E D U S T
So now, stars have cool stuff around them, like rocks, ice and funny clouds, which can make some very interesting things. Like this ball of flaming rock, for example...
<meteor hits Earth>
Holy shit, we just got hit by another ball of flaming rocks, and it kind of... made a mess, which is
N O W T H E M O O N
Weather update! It's raining rocks from outer space. Weather update! Those rocks might have had water inside of them and now there's hot steam in the sky. Weather update! Cooler temperatures today and the floor is no longer lava. Weather update! ...it's raining. Severe flooding alert! The entire world is now an ocean. Volcano alert!
T H A T 'S L A N D !
there's life in the ocean.
What?
S O M E T H I N G ' S A L I V E I N T H E O C E A N
Oh, cool! Like, a plant or an animal? No, a microscopic speck! It lives at the bottom of the ocean and eats chemical soup, which is being served hot and fresh, made from gnarly space ingredients left over from when it was raining rocks or whatever...

>>9663149
⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪⏪

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>>9663072
Why not? It's not like you have a boyfriend or anything you lonely hag.

speed-jacker" thought wario. within two minutes he ejaculated on the ground and ran in the other direction. "WARIO NOOOOOOOOOO" screamed mario. some of the more stupid goombas and koopas went for the semen but the rest stayed still. their tiny and feeble brains were trying to make sense out of what they just saw. the fat man just shot food out of the thing between his legs. it could be assumed that the man could shoot more food out for them. the goombas and koopas began chattering wildly, communicating their newfound knowledge of how to gain food. they charged at wario, their sights on his dangling wiener. "mario what's wrong" luigi asked noticing the worried expression on mario's face. mario sighed. "i was afraid of this" he said "the koopas and goombas, although stupid, are capable of learning if what they are learning is not too complex. when wario jacked off just now to lure them away some of them were able to figure out that semen comes from penises" luigi gasped. meanwhile wario was trying to fend off t

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>>9663166
Here is the winscreen.

>>9663163
I never aim to hide myself you know.

>>9663133
IS JUS GAME

<microscopic speck reproduces asexually>
Oh yeah, and it can do that.
<microscopic specks reproduce asexually three more times>
It has secret instructions written inside itself, telling it how to build another one of itself. So, that's pretty nifty, I would say. Tired of living at the bottom of the ocean?
N O W Y O U C A N E A T S U N L I G H T
"Using a revolutionary technique, you can convert sunlight into food."
T A S T E T H E S U N
Side effect: Now there's oxygen everywhere and the sky is blue. Then the Earth might have been a snowball for a while, maybe even a couple of times.
It's a sponge, it's a plant, it's a worm, and some other types of weird, stranger water bugs and strange fish.
I T ' S T H E C A M B R I A N E X P L O S I O N
Wow, that's animals and stuff, but we're still in the ocean. "Hey, can we go on land?"
N O
"Why?"
T H E S U N I S A D E A D L Y L A Z E R
"Oh, okay."
<ozone layer forms>
N O T A N Y M O R E T H E R E ' S A B L A N K E T
Now the animals can go on land. Come on animals, let's go on land! "Nope, can't walk yet, and there's no food yet, so I don't care."
<100 million years later>
Okay, will you learn to walk if there's plants up here? "Maybe," said some bugs, and fish.
"Eh."
"Eh."
"Eh."
<five million years later>
"Okay, so I can go on land, but I have to go back in the water to
H A V E B A B I E S
Idea: Learn to use an egg. "I was already doing that!" Use a stronger egg, put water in it, have a baby on land, in an egg. Water is in the egg. Baby, in the egg, in the water, in the egg. "Works for me."
B Y E B Y E O C E A N

he creatures. more of them had joined the group and were attempting to surround wario. "YO SOMEONE HELP ME" he screamed but no one helped him. wario was starting to get worried. the goombas and koopas are usually easy to handle but they can be quite troublsome in large numbers and wario had a good dozen of them coming in on him right now. the other koopas and goombas were now making their way over to wario as well. no one was coming to help him. "YEAH FUCK YOU GUYS" he screamed. the koopa paratroopas were the first to reach him. they dive-bombed on him going straight for the peener. wario just barely managed to dodge them as they crashed into the ground. pools of blood formed underneath them as they lay on the ground twitching wario had one hand over his cock to protect it and was punching away goombas with the other. however he was soon overpowered. he had goombas and koopas on all sides of him and paragoombas and koopa paratroopas coming in on him from the air. koopas were clawing at his cock and goombas we

Alright who's the salty fag spamming pastas

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>>9663180
-and everyone else's results.

<50 million years later>
And now everything's huge, including bugs. Wanna see a map of the land? Sure.
<Permian extinction>
Oh, fuck, now everything's dead. Just kidding, here are the survivors. Keep your eye on this one, because it's about to become...
<75 million years later>
...the dinosaurs. Here's another map of the land. Yeah, it broke apart. Don't worry about it, does that all the time. Here comes a meteor.
<boom>
A N D T H E D I N O S A U R S A R E G O N E
It's mammal time, here come the mammals. Look at those breasts. Now they're gonna dominate the world, but one of them just learned how to grab stuff and walk. No, like, walk like that, and grab stuff at the same time, and bang rocks together to make pointed rocks.
"Ouch."
And set things on fire.
"Yeouch."
And make crazy sounds with their voice.
"Gneurshk."
Which can mean different things.
T H A T ' S A H U M A N P E R S O N
And now they're everywhere...almost.
I C E A G E
What? You can walk over here? Cool!
N O T A N Y M O R E
Well, I guess we're stuck here. Let's review: There's people on the planet, and they're chasing their food. "Fuck it, time to plant some grass. Look at this, I get to control the food now. Now, everyone will want to be my friend and live near me. Let's all build houses, except mine is bigger because I own the food." This is great! I wonder if anyone else is doing this?
Tired of using rocks for everything? Use metal! It's underground. Better farming was just invented in a sweet dank valley right in between these two rivers, and the animals are helping.
G U E S S W H A T H A P P E N S N E X T ?

>>9663182
Y U HEF B MED

>>9662978
If you rape her she'll get sicker and die but also if you don't pat her enough she'll die from her sick.

>>9663180
Thanks for the game

re trying to force their way up his ass to get to the feces. all this stimulation was beginning to turn wario on. a microgoomba had entered his ass and was crawling around the microgoomba in wario's ass had made contact with his prostate and wario's dick went from flaccid to erect in .6 seconds. this sudden size increase scared the koopas and goombas and they all jumped back staring intently at the dick. wario took this opportunity to attack. he spun around in a circle hitting them with his dick and knocking them away. he was about to start punching them when suddenly the microgoomba hit his prostate again and he dropped to his knees and started furiously masturbating. mario turned to luigi and yoshi. "this is what we gotta do" he said "these goombas and koopas are the only ones that know about the source of the semen. we have to make sure that they do not leave and inform any others. we have to kill these ones or else they could rise up against us" he pulled out two fire flowers and handed one to luigi. they

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>>9663180
You just had to me make hungry. Good job. Thanks Bari.

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>>9662910
Since when did you care what people think, I say freeze away! Or maybe you aren't so cold hearted, no pun intended...could have fooled me.

both then shoved the flowers up their asses to activate the power. then all three of them charged forward to where the goombas and koopas were once again advancing on the masturbating wario. mario gave hand signals to luigi and yoshi to split up. luigi went to the left as yoshi went to the left and mario kept going forward towards wario. a koopa paratroopa was in a dive bomb straight for wario. mario threw a fireball at it just before it hit mario. the paratroopa burst into flames and fell to the ground in front of wario who promptly splooged on it. a group of six hungry goombas swarmed in and gobbled up the semen and the paratroopa. wario's wiener went limp but immediately became hard again as the microgoomba in his ass continued stimulating his prostate. "damn it wario will you stop jacking off" said mario as he threw fireball after fireball to guard wario. "i can't help it" panted wario "there's something crawlin around in my ass and it feels sooooooo goooooood" he moaned and a smile crossed his face. mean

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>>9663190
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.

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>>9663190
(Thanks for hosting through this friendo.)

>>9663180
Sorry for the shitstorm...
Thank you for the game

It was a day like any other. Anthony Fantano, the Internet’s busiest music nerd, was hard at work listening to music that he was to review. It was sunny, and slightly humid, so he had left his shirt off for the day. His girlfriend was dealing with an emergency at work.
But all of a sudden, Anthony heard a knock at his door. His muscles rippled as he got up from his desk chair. He slowly walked to the door… He saw a dark silhouette through the window.
“I wonder who that could be…?” Anthony wondered.
He slowly opened the door. And, to his great surprise, his biggest idol was standing before him… MC Ride. Or as his friends call him, Stefan. MC Ride peeked in the doorway, and said,
“H-hey… um I don’t know if you know me… b-but I’m in a band and our van broke down about a half mile back… I w-was hoping you had some tools laying around…”
Now, although Anthony had always loved Death Grips and their music, he tried to play it cool. After all, he kind of had a crush on Stefan ever since he heard his voice on Beware. Luckily, Anthony had a big shed in his back yard full of his dad’s old mechanic tools.
Anthony smiled, and replied, “Sure… I recognize you. What band again? Deaf grapes or something?”
“N-no… Death Grips…” answered MC Ride.
Anthony laughed. “ha-ha, that’s right! just come on in! I could definitely give you a tool to use…”
He led MC Ride to his back yard. On the way, He could feel Ride’s gaze on him. He wondered if he liked what he saw. He opened the door to the shed, and Ride quickly shuffled in to grab what he needed.
“He’s even cuter in real life…” Thought Anthony.
On the way back, Anthony hastily offered Ride a beer.
“Hey man, want to have a beer? You seem like a cool dude.”

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Ok legit what started it this time.

while yoshi was eating up goombas, laying eggs, and passing them over to luigi who caught them and threw them at the paratroopas with one hand while fending off ground koopas by throwing fireballs with his other hand. five minutes later the park was covered in smoke and the smell of semen and burning bodies and anal sex was ripe in the air. all of the koopas and goombas had been killed by now except for one: the microgoomba in wario's ass. wario was rolling around on the ground jacking off as the little critter moved around in his ass. mario although angry couldn't help but admire wario's endurance. he had been through a half hour of butt-fucking by yoshi, orgasmed three times within the last hour, and yet he was still masturbating. "WARIO QUIT SPANKING YOUR MONKEY" mario screamed. "no" said wario. mario produced a fireball in his hand and held it close to wario's wang. "ok ok i'll stop" he said as his wang became flaccid. mario looked down at wario's wang and shuddered. "wario look at your wang man it's all

red and dried out. there is a limit to how many times a man should jack off in one sitting and you have passed that limit." wario winced as the euphoria of the anal stimulation was wearing off. his wang, his poor wang was aching. his balls were aching too from the stress of outputting so much semen. but somehow it all seemed worth it. "alright now we have to get the last goomba out of your ass" said mario "bend over and i'll pull it out" wario pushed him away. "you're not sticking your hand up my ass you might shoot a fireball" he said while covering his asshole. he squatted down over the ground and grunted. he strained and groaned and screamed in pain. "you need to eat more fiber" said luigi as he and yoshi walked up and watched wario trying to shit out the microgoomba. luigi walked around behind wario. "i can see it!" he exclaimed. mario and yoshi ran over to join him. sure enough the little goomba's head was sticking out of wario's asshole. wario drew in a breath and gave a hearty push. with a loud fart th

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>>9663190
Thanks for the chance.

>>9663141
It's pretty gud. If her lust level is fairly high and you go too long without giving her some dick, she rapes you in your sleep.

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>>9663180
Congratulations

>>9663190
Thank you host.

THE BIG GETE STAR

“Well… Zach and Andy are waiting for me… but I guess a quick beer wouldn’t hurt I guess.” Mumbled Ride.
At first, they sat awkwardly in Fantano’s living room. But then they started talking about Death Grips and other music. They were soon off on a riveting conversation.
After a while, Anthony said; “hey… I haven’t really been honest with you Stefan… Can I call you that? To tell the truth, I know a lot about Death Grips. I’m pretty much your biggest fan.”
“Ha-ha… Yes I know… and I have to confess something too. I watch almost all of your video reviews. Y-you could say that I’m your biggest fan.”
Anthony then did something very risky. He laid his hand on Stefan’s leg, right above the knee. Their eyes met, and the next thing Anthony knew, their lips were locked and they were lying on the couch together.
“Can Andy and Zach wait?” asked Anthony.
Ride’s response was to continue kissing him. They made out like this for a few minutes, and then Ride started slowly moving down to Anthony’s private area, kissing his beautiful chest on the way down.
“Please” whispered Anthony.
MC Ride slowly unbuttoned Anthony’s black shorts. Anthony’s rock hard penis sprang up, and MC Ride started sucking it off. It was the best blowjob of Anthony’s life. Far better than any blowjob his girlfriend had ever given him. The way Stefan’s tongue moved… it was amazing.
“Ohhhh Stefan… I think I want you to do the nasty in my taxi!” yelled Anthony.
“I AM THE BEAST YOU WORSHIP” replied MC Ride as he took Anthony’s cock out of his mouth.
Anthony bent over on the couch, and got on his knees. Ride undid his all-black jeans, and revealed his lengthy penis. He started to put his throbbing penis into Anthony’s butt, when all of a sudden,
“IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES YUUHHHH!!!!!”

e goomba fell out of his ass along with a sizable chunk of poop and some semen. mario picked up the microgoomba and examined it. "it appears to have suffocated inside wario's ass" he said, engulfing it in flames to make sure it was really dead. he turned to wario who was still shitting on the ground. "wario you probably shouldn't jack off for a couple days" said mario "give your dick some time to heal and your testicles some time to produce more sperm" wario finished shitting then used his hat to wipe his ass. as he placed it back on his head he said "i'll jack off as much as i want" mario just shrugged and motioned to luigi and yoshi that it was time to leave. as he was about to leave he turned to wario and flicked a spark onto his pubes. he turned away and walked off down the path as wario's screams faded into the background when they arrived back home that evening the first thing mario did was get naked. he peeled off his sticky, shitty, semeny briefs and sighed. he went over and stood in front of the fan

>>9663215
>tfw started the last one
Probably some miniscule shit

“Oh my God!!” screamed Anthony. “You get-get-get-get got-got-got-got it in!”
MC Ride wasn’t a tender lover. He pumped and pumped until finally, in euphoria, he came inside of Anthony’s butt. He withdrew, exhausted, and laid down next to Anthony, who had reached orgasm as well.
“H-how was it?” Asked Stefan.
“you’re good…” Whispered Anthony. “I liked your lovemaking. I would give you a strong six, light seven.”
THE END…?

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>>9663180
>>9663190
Congrats buddy, oh and thanks for hosting.

to air out his genitals. soon the whole house was full of the smell of mario's dirty balls. yoshi's wang perked up but mario scolded him. "no yoshi" he said "you had a long day full of fucking and jacking off not to mention the battle. you remember what happened the last time you used your wang too many times." yoshi gulped. he certainly did remember. his wang was so swollen that he couldn't fit it up anyone's ass for a whole week. he sighed and his dick became soft again. mario sat at his desk and started counting the coins he and luigi had gathered from the toads during that afternoon's performance. the total added to be $439 which was better than last week's performance by a considerable amount. "hey luigi" he called out to his brother who was busy cooking dinner in the kitchen "we made so much money we can afford to buy some new underwear finally." luigi cheered. both brothers were down to one pair each, the pairs they were wearing. coupled with luigi's bedwetting and mario's irritable bowel syndrome thei

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>>9663176
Insulting people isn't going to make them like you. The fact of the matter is I'm just not interested and that is final.

As for the rest of you, you're welcome for the game, I had fun.

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>>9663180
Why the melons?

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>>9663190
>>9663180
Congratulations and Thank you for hosting.

r briefs were not looking pretty. luigi came out of the kitchen ten minutes later and placed dinner on the table. "tonight we are having chicken mcnuggets with my special sauce" said luigi with a giggle "and for dessert we are having some smarties i found" mario walked up and sat down at the table. yoshi eyed luigi's sauce and licked his lips. "no yoshi bad boy" said luigi "here is your food" and he handed yoshi a plate with a nice steaming shit log on it. "fresh from the factory" said luigi, patting yoshi on the head. yoshi ran off to eat his dinner behind the couch while luigi joined mario at the table. "luigi how old are these mcnuggets" asked mario, closely examining his half-eaten mcnugget. "well the last time we had mcdonald's was a month ago so it's at least that old" said luigi as he dipped his mcnugget in his sauce. "well it's not half bad" mario said "your sauce is especially tasty today too" luigi beamed with pride. "would you like some more" he asked. mario nodded and handed luigi his sauce contai

>>9663195
Damn son

>>9663223
Heard about that. That alone piqued my interests, since she doesn't look like the type to even do that.

>>9663215
Boredom probably

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>>9663248
Because they're delicious.

ner. "no wait mario" said luigi, unzipping his fly "i want to see if i can hit it from here" luigi pulled out his already hard dick and started stroking it. mario held his sauce container close to luigi's dick. "no mario move it back farther i think i can get it" he said. yoshi heard the sounds of luigi jacking off and came into the room. he watched luigi jack off for a few seconds then moved toward his dick. "sorry yoshi this isn't for you" luigi said. yoshi's head drooped and he walked off into the other room but he peeked his head around the doorway to watch. luigi was jacking off faster now. "get ready mario" he said. mario held up the sauce container. luigi moaned and his eyes went back in his head. a wide smile crossed his face. "HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOO" he yelled as he splooged/ his splooge traveled in an arc and came down right into mario's sauce container. mario applauded his brother "good job little bro" he said, dipping a mcnugget into the sauce. luigi smiled, panting. "best aim this side of the missi

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>>9663190
I-...wow I just...I failed horribly. Thanks for hosting...

>>9663215
>>9663232
I'm pretty sure it's because Yuubari choose to use the 2nd thread instead of the 1st one

ssippi" he said. they both finished their chicken mcnuggets and luigi brought out the smarties for dessert. "oh no" he said "there's five smarties. we can't divide these evenly" he looked at mario with tears in his eyes. mario thought hard for a few seconds then came up with an idea. "we'll play the boner game" said mario "winner gets the last smartie" the rules of the boner game are quite simple: the loser is the person who gets a boner first. luigi unzipped his overalls and pulled out his cock while mario being still naked just gripped his. yoshi once again came running into the room, looking happily from one cock to the other. "yoshi no interfering. we're playing the boner game" said mario. yoshi started crying. there were cocks out and semen on the table but none of it was for him. he ran out of the room crying and peeing. mario started the countdown "3, 2, 1, BONER" and the game was on. they both sat there for five minutes before luigi made the first move. he moved his wiener around in a clockwise motion

. "follow my wiener as it rotates" he said in his best hypnotist voice "you are getting horny. very horny." he looked down at mario's wiener but it wasn't working. "sorry luigi but it's gonna take more than that to give me a boner" said mario with a smug grin on his face. luigi stopped rotating his wiener and began thinking of a new course of action. mario farted and used his hands to fan the scent towards luigi. luigi got a whiff of mario's fart and sat upright and trembled. mario farted a second time and fanned the scent over to him again. luigi's cock twitched. he gasped and quickly covered his nose. mario chuckled and farted again. "ooh this was a wet one" he said. luigi's cock was starting to become hard now but it only counts as a loss if he has a full, rock-hard boner. luigi took in a deep breath to steady himself then stopped. he could taste the fart in his mouth and it tasted good. luigi's dick was slowly growing hard. he tried thinking of things disgusting to take away his boner but he couldn't. eve

>>9663274
>the fag that made the other thread is likely the one spamming
Just have to figure out who that is.

rything turns luigi on. mario meanwhile was going around the room closing the windows to trap in the scent of his farts. he went up to luigi, shoved his ass in his face, and let loose with a wet 15-second fart. luigi's face was moist and foul smelling and he loved it. he grabbed his dick and ran around the room jacking off and breathing in the farty air. mario grabbed the last smartie on the table and ate it. he savored it and relished in his victory. "luigi you know you've never beaten me in the boner game" said mario. "i knooOOOOOW" said luigi as he splooged on the carpet. yoshi came running in and licked it up before anyone could tell him not to this time. "alright yoshi it's bed time" said mario. bed time was yoshi's least favorite time of the day. bed time meant that there would be no more fucking until morning. mario dragged yoshi down the hall kicking and screaming and peeing. "yoshi shut the fuck up" ordered mario "and stop pissing everywhere" but yoshi continued on. "oh that's it" said mario as he gr

>>9663292
I don't even care about it really. But the pic I used sums what happened here up pretty good.

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>>9663244
Suit yourself, barren womb.

>>9663292
Given all the pastas he's spamming, I'm betting on Hoshi and the gang

He's been pretty salty today.

abbed his wang and aimed at yoshi. "it's a pee war now" he said as he shot his stream at yoshi. yoshi retaliated with a short spurt of pee directly into mario's nose. mario jumped over yoshi and peed in his butt. yoshi spun around in an attempt to get another blast in at mario but mario was quicker. mario grabbed yoshi's head and stuck his wang into his mouth and released his warm golden stream. yoshi stopped fussing and closed his eyes and purred as he drank the pee. mario called for luigi to come help him carry yoshi into his room. yoshi continued sucking on mario's wiener despite the flow of pee having stopped. they carried the dinosaur over to his bed and set him down gently. "give me the dildo" whispered mario. luigi found the dildo and handed it to mario. the dildo was an exact replica of mario's own wiener. mario held it right next to his wiener and quickly took his out and put the dildo in yoshi's mouth. yoshi squirmed for a second then became still again. mario and luigi walked out of the yoshi room

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>>9663274
>>9662626
If that is the case then I explained my reasons. I saw this one in the catalog before the other one was posted in the thread.

and locked the door. "he sure is cute when he's sucking dicks isn't he" said luigi. mario said nothing to this. he walked over to the couch and sat down. suddenly he got a whiff of something foul. at first he thought it was just his crotch but after sniffing around for a few seconds he noticed it was coming from behind him. not from his ass but from behind the couch. he looked behind it and saw the remnants of yoshi's shit dinner. there was a good one-third of the shit left. his stomach growled. mario picked up the leftover shit and started to eat it. he couldn't believe the taste. he had tasted shit before, eaten it every now and then, but that shit was always fresh. this shit had been sitting there for a while and had hardened a bit. the outside was nice and crunchy but the inside was still a little soft. it still retained most of the flavor and had even picked up some of the flavor from his earlier farts. he contemplated sharing it with luigi then decided against it. he gobbled it all up and licked the pla

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>>9663227
THE BIG GETE STAR ALLOWS ME TO CHEAT DEATH. HOW CAN THIS BE?

>>9663305
That's why I said Paul/Hoshi/Yukine/some other assblasted faggot that I'm too lazy to namedrop

>>9663098
I know I'm late to the shitpost party but is this some Splatoon smut shit? If so I need a source.

te clean. he made a mental note to make this dish again sometime. after watching cartoons for a while mario decided to head to bed. luigi was already sound asleep so mario quietly slipped into bed beside him. he kissed luigi on the nose and drifted off into dream land. the next morning he woke up to the bed soaking wet. "damn it luigi did you wet the bed again" said mario. luigi mumbled and rolled over. mario sighed and got out of bed, his body moist and smelling of urine. he thought about taking a shower but decided to just spray deodorant all over his body. when he got to his dick he screamed in pain as some of it went up his peehole. luigi awoke with a start and hopped out of bed assuming his fighting position. he saw mario hopping up and down holding his dick and shouting. "what's wrong" asked luigi urgently. "WHAT'S WRONG? I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S WRONG I SPRAYED DEODORANT UP MY PEEHOLE THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG" mario shouted. luigi ran into the kitchen and got a glass of water then ran back to mario who was roll

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>>9663151
Demon, dragon, whatever. They both have something to do with fire. Now that I think about it, I have something to ask you. Do big boobs make a good pillow. See, I'm asking for a friend.
>>9663204
I'm just a girl wanting to live her life as comfortably as she can. Freezing people causes more problems than fixing them. I mean, freezing you wouldn't do anything good for me so why do it?

ing on the floor in agony. "quick mario stick your dick in this water" luigi said. mario stuck his dick into the water which shrunk upon contact with it. "HOLY SHIT THIS IS COLD AS FUCK" mario screamed. he swirled his now very tiny dick around in the water. "how is this supposed to help me" said mario, his teeth chattering. "the cold water will numb your dick thereby taking away the pain" said luigi. mario noticed luigi was right. he couldn't feel the pain anymore but he couldn't feel his dick at all either. he didn't like this. he liked to be aware of his dick at all times. mario took his dick out of the water and cupped his hands around it to warm it up. luigi took the glass and asked "are you done with the water." mario nodded as he rubbed his dick, not to whack off but to help warm it up. luigi took a swig of the water and licked his lips. "hey mario i have invented a new beverage: dickwater" he said with a giggle. "hey give me a drink" said mario. he took a sip of the water. "hmm you could have something

here" he said. then suddenly a jolt of pain shot through his dick. "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH FUCK" mario took a few deep breaths to steady himself. "i'm gonna go take a pee and see if that helps" he said. he walked into the bathroom with luigi following him and stood in front of the toilet. "mario lift the seat" said luigi sternly. mario groaned and lifted the seat. he forced a short stream out then stopped, shrieking in pain. "AAAAHHHHHHHHH MY FUCKING WIENER THIS HURTS SO FUCKING BAD" but he gritted his teeth and forced more pee out. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAHHH WHYYYYYYY" five long, painful minutes later mario had finally emptied his bladder. he fell to his knees panting. his cock felt better now but it still stung a little. on the other side of the house they could hear yoshi clawing at his door and yelling. yoshi had no idea what was going on but he heard his master screaming and he was scared. mario looked into the toilet at his pee. it was a different color, sort of orange. "blood" whispered mario. mario got up and wal

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>>9663305
You always bet on me and my non-existent band.

It's not me.

ked out of the bathroom. "mario we need to get you to a doctor" said luigi. mario turned to his brother "but luigi you're forgetting i am a doctor" he said. he pointed to his stethoscope, white jacket, and the shiny thing that goes around his head that were in the corner of the room. luigi crossed his arms "mario you and i both know you're not really a licensed medical physician" but mario chose to ignore these words. he put on his doctor outfit and walked into his lab. mario gathered his chemicals and sat himself down at his lab desk. he took a test tube and began mixing chemicals. he mixed a red chemical with a bubbly clear chemical and produced a golden chemical. he stuck his dick in the concoction and giggled as a tingling feeling ran up his dick. it gave him a boner which made his dick hurt even more. he set this mixture aside for later dick-tingling when his dick wasn't in pain. mario spent the greater part of the day trying to mix up something that will heal his poor peener. he was getting mad now. "ma

>>9663346
Odd how you popped up to defend yourself just now of all times.

ybe luigi's right. maybe i do need a real doctor" he said, lowering his head. then he noticed his fake medical diploma on the wall and perked up. "no" he whispered "i CAN do this." in the other room luigi sat crying with yoshi on the couch "what if his peener never heals yoshi" sobbed luigi "what will we do then" yoshi tried to cheer luigi up by licking his balls but luigi was just too sad finally at exactly 1:27 a.m. mario mixed two liquids together and stuck his cock in the mixture. the pain in his cock subsided. "what the" he looked at the two liquids he mixed. one beaker read "sulfuric acid" and the other read "bowser's urine sample, 1993" mario took his cock out of the test tube and waited. the pain did not return. he pissed out a small stream and again there was no pain. "dr. mario has done it again" mario said to himself. luigi and yoshi were asleep on the couch, luigi using yoshi's nads as a pillow. "I DID IT I DID IT" mario screamed as he ran into the room with his dick hanging out. luigi awoke with

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>>9663332
Why do I get the feeling that thought has crossed your mind before?

Imagine you're so pathetic you're spamming pastas on a HG thread.
Do you really think people are bothered by this? Lmao

a start, accidentally headbutting yoshi in the balls. yoshi shrieked in pain and fell to the ground and grabbed his poor balls. "guys i discovered the cure to my dick problem" mario said. luigi cried tears of joy and yoshi cried tears of pain. luigi got close and examined mario's wiener. "hmm looks as good as new" he said. mario squirted a bit of pee on luigi's face. "oops" said mario with a smirk. "mario this is no time to be fooling around" said luigi sternly "this time you were lucky but next time it could be worse." "yeah whatever" said mario "let's just go to bed" mario and luigi locked yoshi in his room again. this time it was easier because his balls hurt too much to put up a fight. then they stripped down and hopped into bed together. with a goodnight kiss the two brothers went to sleep. mario woke up the next day with morning wood. "well i might as well celebrate the curing of my dick" he thought to himself. luigi was still asleep and surprisingly didn't wet the bed this time so mario tried to be qui

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>>9663332
W-What?! NO! they are suffocating, someone could die if they try sleeping on them!

et about it. however this was the first time mario had gone 24 hours without jacking off in fourteen years and he couldn't help but squeal in delight. mario closed his eyes as he brought himself to an orgasm right into luigi's mustache. mario rubbed luigi's mustache in an attempt to get the semen out but this only made the semen seep deeper into the mustache. mario just shrugged and got out of bed and got dressed. he went into the kitchen and looked for something to eat for breakfast. like always the kitchen had very little food in it. in fact, it was empty. he looked under the fridge and found a few saltines. he sat down at the table when luigi walked in. luigi had a puzzled look on his face. "what's wrong luigi" asked mario. "i think something's wrong with my mustache" luigi said, sitting down and helping himself to a saltine "it's pretty stiff today" "maybe your mustache has a boner" said mario, although he knew the real reason was the semen that had hardened. "ha ha very funny" said luigi sarcastically an

>>9663363
this desu
we should take it to tlhg instead

d he got up to let yoshi out of his room. "MARIO HELP YOSHI'S GONE CRAZY" yelled luigi. mario got up and ran down the hall, then ran back to eat the rest of the saltines, then ran back down the hall. luigi was backed into a corner with his hands over his face while yoshi was desperately trying to get at it. "HE'S TRYING TO GET MY MUSTACHE HELP" luigi screamed. mario ran up and grabbed yoshi by the neck and started strangling him. then he kicked him in the nuts and threw him to the ground. he jumped up and body slammed yoshi a couple times and punched him in the nuts. "mario stop hurting yoshi" luigi said. mario punched yoshi a couple more times and stood up, panting. yoshi was on the ground holding his balls and crying. mario spat on yoshi and turned to luigi. "are you ok" he asked and helped him to his feet. "yes mario" luigi said. then he started crying and grabbed mario "oh mario i was so scared" he sobbed "i thought he was going to bite my mustache off or something. oh man i don't know what i would do if

>>9663355
Considering how Hoshi is here quite a lot and didn't pop up earlier when I mentioned him I don't think it is him.

something happened to my mustache" mario felt uneasy. he wondered if he should tell luigi that he splooged in his mustache "luigi i have a confession to make" said mario "this morning i woke up with morning wood and decided to jack off and i accidentally splooged in your mustache. i tried to clean it but it just went deeper into your mustache. yoshi must have sensed the semen and tried to get at it" he sighed and scratched his balls. "hmm so that would explain the subtle scent of semen everywhere i go" said luigi. "don't you owe someone else an apology" said luigi. "oh yeah" said mario. he got close to luigi's mustache and said "i'm sorry sperm. i'm sure one day i will actually jizz in something that is capable of producing babies." luigi crossed his arms over his chest. "mario you know who i'm talking about" yoshi looked up at mario with tears in his eyes, clutching his balls. mario sighed and scratched his ass. he sniffed his finger and sighed again. "i'm sorry yoshi" he finally said. yoshi smiled and luigi

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>>9663332
Freezing people solves mine, you must not have a lot of problems.

nodded his head approvingly. mario helped yoshi to his feet and the three of them walked back into the kitchen hand in hand. yoshi's balls were starting to get swollen and he whimpered in pain as he walked. "yoshi stop being a wuss and grow some balls" said mario. "his balls are the whole reason he's in pain" said luigi. "shut up" said mario. luigi searched through the cupboards then sighed. "yo mario we gotta go to the store one of these days" he said. mario hopped on yoshi, who buckled under the immense weight of mario and slammed his balls into the floor, and commanded "to the store." yoshi stuggled to stand up and took three steps before falling to the ground again. "yoshi this is not the store. this is still our kitchen" said mario. yoshi noticed a bit of anger in mario's voice and tried his best to stand up. "mario i don't think this is gonna work" said luigi. "yoshi's just not trying hard enough" said mario and he kicked yoshi sharply in the sides. yoshi yelped and stood to his feet, wobbling a little.

he kicked yoshi again and he took a few steps before stopping again. then mario noticed yoshi's ball-hair and had an idea. mario swatted the flies away from yoshi's scrotum and grabbed a hair. he yanked the hair out and yoshi howled in pain and started running full speed out the door. mario held on to yoshi as hard as he could as he ran down the street. "WATCH OUT" mario called out to a group of toad children playing, but it was too late. yoshi continued forward and trampled them, leaving bloody footprints in his wake. mario took off his hat and bowed his head in respect. "although they did deserve it for playing in the middle of the street" said mario. yoshi was now making his way through the park. they passed by the place where yoshi and wario had their anal fun. the dead koopa and goomba bodies were nowhere to be seen now and the only signs that anything had happened here were a few scorch marks on the ground. yoshi's pace was starting to slow down. mario reached down to pull out another one of yoshi's scr

Remember when Hoshi spammed futa porn and pastas on the thread and accidently made a post with Asuka?

otum hairs but he was having a hard time. yoshi's nutsack was was moist with sweat and so were the hairs which slipped out from between mario's fingers. mario used his shirt sleeve to dry yoshi's sac and pulled out another hair. yoshi squealed and quickened his pace again. after five minutes he slowed down again and mario figured it was time for a different approach. "alright yoshi stop" mario called out. yoshi screeched to a halt and fell to the ground, panting. "we made some good progress but we're not there yet" said mario. yoshi looked wearily up at mario and shook his head before it flopped down onto the ground again. "i know what you need" said mario as he began stripping naked. mario stuck his dick in yoshi's nose and pissed. yoshi panicked at first and shook his head around to get mario's dick out but mario grabbed and stroked yoshi's head reassuringly. yoshi finally calmed down as the piss made it's way through yoshi's nose and trickled down his throat. yoshi popped a boner so fast it hit mario in th

>>9663215
Hero kids.

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Hey guys what's going on he-
>Looks at the thread.
>Nope the fuck out of here.

>>9663405
Thanks fuck
At least the spammer did something good.

>scaring off cancer
Maybe spammers aren't so bad.

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>>9663413
IT WAS A RUSE! THAT'S FOR THE YOU FUCKER!

>Parsee gone
Based spammers

Wtf I love spammers now

>>9663403
wut

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>>9663392
Pepperidge Farm remembers

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>>9663433
Holy shit that was priceless

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>>9663423
>Implying spam will make me leave.
Ha ha ha ha.

I-is it safe to come out now?

>>9663455
>Hug

>>9663457
No.

>>9663457
Yes

>>9663457
He hasn't been banned so no.

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>>9663455
>heats

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>>9663457
Yes, the "spammer" kind of revealed himself

>Yuubari comes back to host
>Jaded oldfag spams the thread

Clockwork

>>9663476
Who is it?

>>9663476
Literally whomst've?

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>>9663360
No more than anyone else really. Thought about freezing everyone when I first came. Now it's limited to abouuut... around thirty.
>>9663366
Dang. I- I mean my friend would be very disappointed to hear that. You sure there isn't a specific way to lay on them?
>>9663383
Oh hey new guy. Don't know much about you but you seem to be a bad guy. See, I'm not a bad guy so that makes life harder.

>>9663476
That was a meme image based on someone from the old /b/ games who allegedly died

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>>9663461
Get your paws off me you damn dirty ape. >>9663470
Gahhhh

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>>9663355
I'm not allowed to say it's not me? Fuck off.

>>9663470
>exerts a large amount of body heat by speeding up his bloodflow

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>>9663455
>backstabs
>GG NO RE

DS2 was the best souls game btw don't even try to debate unless you want to be made a bitch and get btfo

BROOK CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD TO SHITPOST US

IT ALL MAKES SENSE

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>>9663392
>>9663439
That was a false flag, I didn't do it. It's easy to post images with my filename and delete it to make it look like me.

>>9663499
No.
>>9663504
I'm just saying your timing is impeccable.

yuno pls host in new thread thx

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>>9663532
Any timing is impeccable and incriminating to you, don't act like you're some detective.

ROLLLLLL CALLLLLLLLLLLLL

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>>9663488
>>9663489
He posted a pasta with a image of a skeleton with afro, then he deleted the post, don't really know who was it
>>9663491
I-I don't know! I don't like when the demon puts my head there so I can't tell you how to do that..

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>>9663550

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>>9663491
Oh you have got to drop some names for me, I'd love to hear who.

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>>9663499
Got you!

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>>9663550
Wherever evil lurks, I follow

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>>9663550

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>>9663550
'sup

RULES OF NATURE

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>>9663498
O-Oooh.. well, it doesn't explain why he delet it

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>>9663529
>Implying people are going to believe you

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>>9663550
Here

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>>9663550
I'm certain there are still enough of us for a full arena.

>>9663566
AND THEY RUN WHEN THE SUN COMES UP

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>>9663551
It's Parshit