Happy matrimony /trash/, I wish you nothing but the best
>>9653700
I, uh... huh.
Well, at least he's funny?
>>9653700
Wat
>>9653700
I don't know how to feel about this
uh.
>>9653700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffQmb-cNFuk
>>9653700
Fuck yeah
>>9653700
Yesss
>>9653700
went with the 15th picture in the 15th folder, since I don't remember what the 15th thing I ever saved actually was.
I am okay with this though.
>>9653700
I dunno who this guy is or why I saved him, but, catch the bouquet.
well, could be worse
...
>>9654711
Aww, I love the Nightcrawlers :3
I can live with this.
>>9654673
You hit the fucking jackpot.
alright
>>9653700
Just started saving images on this device.
Neat.
Nice, this is nice B)
I... what exactly am I bethroed to here?
Huh, this isn't bad. Based on the other pictures saved, it could be far, far worse.
>>9654717
Good luck with the divorce, I hope the judge is fair to you in court
>>9655009
>>9653700
I'm good
A shorter, less funnier, and more needy Louis C. K.
15th picture...where?
15th picture in my recent downloads porn folder? well okay
>
wew lad
>>9653700
Well now.
>>9653700
What, both of em? That's bigamy!
>>9655119
I'm jealous
Which one?
Both?
>>9653700
I'd say I could live with this, but that cock is probably gonna kill me
fuck yes!
>>9653700
>robots folder
Yeah! Time for a sexy, metal wai-
>pic 15
uh
yes please
>>9653700
Gimme some sugar, baby.
Nice.
>>9655904
tHICC
>>9653700
>titty kitty harem
SCORE
>>9653700
I don't have 15 images saved. Here's the 14th and last.
Turns out I marry all of you.
>>9653700
>Feed me~ Feed me!~ Come on, baby!~ I'm a growin' girl!~ I need lotsa protein!~
what a weird partner
I'm not sure how to go about this but this was the 15th in one of my folders.
looks like im going to jail
i think i'm gonna make it guys
>>9653700
WELP. I hope she can cook.
>>9654992
All of them.
>>9653700
The purest
>>9653700
Well, I do have yellow fever, so maybe this is going somewhere good.
k
That's...
That's a lot of people.
>>9653700
Since you didn't specify where I'm using my character art folder.
I feel pretty damn lucky too.
Husband would rather kill himself than be with me...
>>9657171
All Monster hunter armour configurations, huh
I lucked out.
>>9653700
I'm sorry can someone switch with me?
Huh...... Whatever.
>>9658341
>cp
ABANDON THREAD!
Shit dude I lucked out
>>9653700
Oh goddammit.
>>9658714
Kek
>>9653700
>15th picture saved
In what folder?
>>9659437
Your choice, really. You could do what some anons are doing, 15th porn folder, and then 15th image
>>9653700
Could be worse I suppose
>>9659613
>15th porn folder, and then 15th image
Well okay then.
tfw I went for the "cute" folder in hopes of a cute waifu but for some reason I saved this into the cute folder and it's #15. I guess they're cute enough.
Hell yeah
>>9653700
well i'm not necessarily opposed
>>9653700
AKKKKKKKKUUUUUU!
I'm okay with this.
Shy beholder is my waifu
>>9653700
YES! YEEES!
>>9653700
i can deal
>>9658333
im down with plastic but you're gonna have to be down with metal
>>9653911
You married Amy Schumer
cat claim
I'm ok with this
Aaaaaaw yeaaaaaah
>>9661165
Ima need some immediate sauce for this semen demon hombre
>>9661736
I wish I knew but I don't
am i getting married to the kobold or the knight?
wooo
>>9661807
Your choice
>>9653700
This was my 15th most recent pic saved, not complaints here.
Cool
i forgot i had this picture.
>>9653700
Can't complain.
Could be a hell of a lot worse
>>9653716
At least she'll taste nice
>>9653700
I'll love her forever!
Cool.
DESU, I would've preferred Alphys, but this is good too.
>>9653700
Is it the tavern mistress? I'm ok with that.
>>9653700
It's a face only me and a mother could love.
>>9653700
Ummmm, well then
>>9663022
what the fuck is that?
I'm not sure I even want to know, I'm terrified of it
nice
Hmm.
Oh yes
>>9653700
>>9653700
(You)
I don't approve of this at all.
>>9664309
Oh no
I don't have any saved images. I felt ashamed and deleted everything.
im more than willing to accept mama poss and haha i hate myself
>>9653700
>Bun harem
I'm okay with this
>>9664871
this is embarrassing to read
>>9665086
You're going to be sucked dry nigga
Fuck.
Well fuck.....can i only marry pentagon?
This pleases me
>>9653700
My hands aren't beautiful enough, he'll just leave me.
Low-quality Freddie is all that is needed in this life.
It's true I married my mentor, and yet I am not his suitor.
fuck
this is a ok daddy
Nice
>>9653700
yay
I lucked right the fuck out!
>>9653700
My knight on his horse, how romantic
I'm really not sure how to feel about this
>>9653700
I have to marry a fruit bat
>>9653700
ok
>>9653700
er... Sunset?
oh shit
>>9653700
I think I win
This went alot better than expected
im okay with this
>>9653700
Fuck yes. I get my very own pokéslut.
I mean it'll be a little awkward to explain, but it's still one of the best results.
HOO BOY!
I hope the hair commentary isn't too outrageous.
>>9672027
And here is 15th most recent
????
Welp
Ok.
>>9653700
>I haven't saved any pictures
>Forever alone
Hmm, this is an interesting pain.
>>9655305
you're married to the bottom doggo, anon.
>>9653700
Uhh... Well cute nerdy girls are a win I guess considering what else I have saved.
>>9673680
Okay. I am now married a swirl of colors from a random desktop picture that come with this computer.
I'm not sure how to interpret this data.
>>9673817
Actually it's not just a random swirl, I guess. It's hard to describe, I'll just post it.
>>9673680
I'm not sure who I am marrying but I am pretty sure I am ok with the venue.
>>9673817
You cannot grasp the true nature of your wife. But that's ok, she still loves you despite the fact you are an inferior lower planar being.
Could be worse I guess.
>>9673955
Could be a lot better though.
>>9673955
LITERALLY TRASH, IN TRASH THREAD, ON TRASH BOARD.
Truly the most meta of wives.
Does this mean I am married to everyone in the picture?
Because I am very happy about my waifu being there but I am less jazzed about the 14 year old boy.
>>9674167
Rules are when there are multiple individuals you either have the choice of marrying all of them or only one. Take your choice
>>9673955
What the fuck is leaking out the nips?
>>9674248
Your hopes and dreams.
>>9653700
OH WOW IM SAVE
>>9674976
WAIT A SEC I FORGOT THAT IM GAY!!
FUCK
but at least shes cute :(
Too bad I wont be able to satisfy her
>>9674991
Eh, just turn her around and pretend it's a cute boy instead.
Not too bad
Daddy yes
>>9675506
Also one from my pr0n folder
>>9674991
Dude jus pretend she's a trap
Uhhh
Huh
>>9678723
Can I ask something? Did Shima leave the whole Dolan? And also as to why she left?
>>9678823
*whole Dolan team
Uhh...
>>9680360
Yeah i'm with you on that, I have to marry a screenshot as well
>>9653700
>saving what few pics I didn't have from renamon folder, seconds ago. It's my 15th folder, of mostly unsorted porn, aside from itself
>think I lucked out, until I start counting
>15th pic is the one I happened to save, to show a friend how weird the internet can be.
Well, I'm apparently marrying into the Yakuza, to a woman that can probably bench-press my fucking car.
Anything I should know about my new (and possibly unnaturally shortened) life in Japanese crime, or am I fucked either way?
I'm ok with this
That's fine.
>>9653700
>Feed her enough to get THICC and pigtails to pull on
Noice
>>9653700
Awoo!
A Glaceon is fine, too.
Cool!
>>9681319
Just be chill and don't be a narc, nerd. You'll be fine.
>>9653700
I...
looks like I get two :D
From my /trash/ folder.
Well i guess I'm marring an edgy teenage boy from 2016
>>9687579
Anon, why
Yes please.
>>9653700
I have to fight in order marry?................someone get one of their wives in this thread to hold them down while I force the ring on the finger
??????
>>9693353
Hah, have fun buyin rings for all of them
This is good.
>>9653700
I ain't complaining!
I guess I'll just go with "15th most recent when sorted by date" because that image doesn't specify.
Totally cool with it.
please anything but this
>>9653700
>tfw wife is already getting ORCED on our wedding night
harsh...
>>9653700
I call for a divorce.
>>9653700
>Miyu
Okey
So I marry a lanky, goth, spider baker....
Fuck my Dick couldn't be harder.
>>9653700
Well...could be worse?
Next stop: blissful marriage
>>9655119
Plus, seemingly, a giant dick. Swings and roundabouts, I guess.
>>9653700
Which one is my bride?
>>9653700
oh
Im ok with this
Nyesss
How and why did I save this? Also what do I fuck? North america?
This is very illegal.
Still okay with it though.
......
...
I think this is a
s i g n
Today has been a lucky day for me.
Renamon is best
>>9653700
Ummmm.........how many third wheelers do we have in the thread? I don't want to feel alone
i am ok with this.
Uhh...
>>9653700
im such a dummy
>>9653700
fuck
>>9653700
OH
MY LORD
>>9713111
wew lad was expecting much worse
>>9665859
>>9653716
i guess im gonna have to teach him a few things
YES
So Im a mormon then
Lucky me
>>9653700
Oh. Well then.
Perfect.
>>9719304
You child hungry pedestrian
>>9719388
*paediatrician
why am i alive
>>9719454
You only gave yourself to blame for saving that
>>9653700
Oh no this is terrible.
>>9670544
That is horrifying. I would go to a church and get some holy water. That thing must be of hell origin.
>>9671946
Are you sure a gif counts as a photo Anon? I feel like you're cheery picking.
>>9653700
please ... no
I'm going to run on the assumption that it's the fifteenth most recent pic saved.
>>9653700
I'm Happy with this
>>9721893
This.
I'm okay with this