jeb bush is the weakest person on this stage B Y F A R
He is so weak
It's L A U G H A B L E
Reigen Arataka is a homosexual
Ah...naruhodo.
The true HG were the friends we made along the way...
It all makes sense now.
>picks up phone
hello i am anime but died
>>9640548
Oww.. ok
Q u a c c
>this thread
>mfw after I fap to Nyanko Days
>>9640619
>my face when after I fap
Is 95 nonfatal events for day and night alright or do I need to shoot for 100?
>>9640619
i thought you said nap at first, and now i feel betrayed
die
>>9640593
Woah, a free anime!
>steals corpse
>>9640633
95 is great. After all the most you can see during 1 game is 47 fatal events.
>>9640652
>keeping stats
Fuck off Seth
>>9640593
damn rip lmao
>>9640649
Whoa, a free weaboo
>kills self
>>9640652
I have 80-85 fatals for both night and day fatals
>>9640661
???
Dude what it's literally just basic math.
BORED AS HELL SO GIVE ME TRIBUTES FOR SOME RANK ASS GAME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oOQ8XnQWU
>>9640680
How did you calculate it?
47 is not very much... :/
>>9640685
Shitposte-
>reigen game
droppd.
>>9640685
Ava
>>9640685
Lum!
>>9640685
Zeri
>>9640685
Len
>>9640685
Mayor of Cantown
>>9640685
face
>>9640685
Junpei Iori
>>9640685
FYXE
>>9640685
Cirno
>>9640685
Kaho
>>9640685
Duck
>>9640685
Eric Andre
>>9640685
Lord Beerus
>>9640685
Karen Araragi
>>9640685
Cthulhu
>>9640685
Watermelon Wolf
>>9640685
Loto
>>9640685
The Player
>>9640685
Team Plasma Grunt
>>9640685
Gascoigne
>>9640685
Morgan Yu
>>9640685
Lindybeige
>>9640685
S U N D A Y!
>>9640690
48-sized game.
1 winner.
47 jabronies.
And that's at most, like he said. My current average is around 32 fatals per game.
You stupid idiot.
>>9640685
SEFFER
>>9640685
Eggman-kun
>>9640685
Emoji Shooter
>>9640685
Ryoma Hoshi
>>9640685
Cuck yo ween
goin 36 so 7 more.
>>9640685
Magane
>>9640752
kokyoin did you lay this egg
>>9640685
my shitty ass clown
>>9640756
Haitch
>>9640756
Gobbet
>>9640685
Aku
>>9640685
ravioli
>>9640756
Natsuki Subaru
>>9640756
Varian Wrynn
>>9640690
ok
you have 48 tributes
only 1 will live
47 a have to die somehow
but no more than 47 can die
and after they die they can't die again obviously
and the number of people that can die in 1 event is between 1 and 6
47/6 = 7.8
47/1 = 47
so that means the number of fatal events that can happen in one game is between 8 and 47
>>9640685
Ushi
>>9640743
Oh yeah my bad I thought you were talking about non-fatals events (because that's what he asked, if 95 NON-fatals are enough)
>>9640685
A Net Navi for Ants
>>9640756
My husband gettin fucked
>>9640756
Maggie and Holly
Checkem
>>9640803
>adds fidget spinners to all tributes in the roster
>>9640803
>You are READY!
>>9640685
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>9640803
Looks good enough to me.
>>9640803
District 9's looking real jacked baby.
>>9640812
>You know I would if I didn't wake up just a little ago
>>9640803
>Kaho mutters a short prayer, preparing herself for the game ahead
>>9640824
You look good enough to me.
>>9640803
It's destiny that I'm the last one. I'm practically a shoo-in to win.
>>9640803
Let's go!
>>9640803
Quack
>Well, all my shit's here. Ready when you are
>>9640685
Lana's mother
>>9640757
>Meido shark
I don't get it
>>9640803
I can already see the dumb dogwoman jokes from here.
I accept this challenge!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7hiF7fXhLg
>>9640685
Hacka doll 3
>>9640829
I don't know, I see two cross dressgers in D9. Which one is you?
>>9640833
your own dubs demand it, faggot
>>9640859
Probably has shark teeth
I think it's 4 more and I can go 48.
So give me those.
>>9640880
Natani
>>9640880
Tamamo
>>9640880
Pyukumuku
>>9640880
A FUCKING BEYBLADE
>>9640880
Space Dandy
>>9640880
Konkey Dong
>>9640880
Jinder " Illegitimate Champion" Mahal
>>9640880
Biker
>>9640880
Swap
>>9640801
>>9640896
>>9640880
Hmm
That's a little more than 4 but I'll give you swap time just cuz.
>>9640913
righty o
Odds: Rewatch/Finish Soul Eater
Evens: Start a new animu
Dubs: ava a character from the fucking pokemon anime
>>9640913
>>9640920
>Swap for this swap
>>9640913
>>9640859
>>9640913
>swapping before I could swap him in
You're done for
>>9640924
watch re:creators
>>9640924
Dubs assist
>>9640920
>>9640778
>>9640909
>>9640920
Swap me out for anybody, I'm playing that new Friday The 13th game.
>>9640927
Why do you have an anus on your chin?
>>9640943
>Til anything that resembles an x is an anus
>>9640920
Hey Aku, stop lookin' at me with those big ol' eyes! I'm trying to eat here.
>[Gobbet prepares for the impending battle by tossing away her ramen cup after a final slurp and letting her rats perch among her shoulders]
And uh, good luck all. Wait, no, bad luck! Good luck to me, I meant!
>>9640920
I have no doubt that I caused the cap to be raised to make room for my power! I am pleased! Begin!
>>9640920
Okay, now let's go!
I want to fondle Kamina's assdingler
>>9640963
>>9640963
Quack
>Rats are cool and all, but have you ever considered... ducks?
LET'S GO!
>>9640938
Denied because no UIDs to swap but it doesn't matter anyways.
>>9640935
>>9640920
>The Biker nods, pulling out their pistol and entering the arena in place of the man.
>>9640979
>no Emi
>Cthulhu suffers
Hmm
>>9640979
Is it because I look like a grown-up Emi or what?
You lolicons are so sensitive....
>>9640979
But my game reeeee
>>9640979
>Do you REALLY accept this challenge, though?
>Even you're not quite sure.
>>9640979
Quack
>did I just get murked or was that Junpei that got killed
Give me a cute anime girl to fap to.
>>9640840
What a sweet thing to say! But unfortunately for you I'm already married, you know?
>>9641008
Ilyasviel von einzbern
>>9640976
>[Gobbet takes this as a challenge, and silently protrudes her own eyes out, almost taking them out of her sockets in the process]
>>9640977
Quack! Wait....what sound does a rat make a again? Uh...
>[She begins mimicking a rat by scrunching her nose and sniffing about, losing her attention from the duck in the process]
Oh...yeah. You asked me something, right? I've never considered ducks because well....I've never met one, in all honesty! Well, I've *seen* ducks before, but I've never really...met one. You get the idea.
And really, don't be surprised that I can actually understand what you're saying, I wouldn't have these guys if I couldn't hear a thing they were saying.
>>9641008
>>9640867
I could answer you, if I actually knew what a "cross dressgers" was. But I'm afraid that not even the great intellect of Seth Rollins knows about these "cross dressgers". However, I promise to discover what that "cross dressgers" race is about, and when I do find more on them, I'll come back to illuminate you about this universal question. Just for you, no name.
>>9640920
My district doesn't look as jacked as it was before, thanks to the addition of that midget.
Immersion ruined, screw this game.
>>9640979
I only just met those guys at the beginning of this game, so I'd rather not give you my collection. What's mine is mine after all.
>>9640979
Dead on the first day again, huh? This is getting ridiculous
AND NOW
A SPINNING ATTACK DONE PERFECTLY
LET
IT
RIP
>>9641007
It's implied you're a part of ava's gang.
>>9640943
It's a scar, dumbass. They tell bad stories from bad ass people in badass situations.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwWfX5ihbr0
how long until he gives up
>>9640979
Dogmen aren't real, so I cannot lynch what's not on this earth.
>>9641008
:^)
Give me random images and i'll do stuff to them
>>9641035
I-I'LL GIVE YOU MY VALUABLE POSSESSIONS IF YOU LET ME LEAVE WITH MY LIFE! PLEASE! I'M TOO IMPORTANT TO DIE!
>>9641035
do you have this?
>>9641008
>>9641035
Well, you know... Just because it's rigged against you doesn't mean you can't come out at the top in the end.
Embrace the underdog's life!
>>9640979
>[Gobbet snatches the rag and alcohol in record time, if anyone was watching, it would seem as if it simply teleported to her hand.]
Not really sure what I can do with this dirty old rag...but I'm willing to bet I can find *something* to do with this alcohol...
>>9641038
>In 57 days, 11 hours and 27 minutes I would hope.
>>9641058
>winks
Sure thing, surprise me.
>>9641035
>You lynch the man for being a dogman, which...
>...Come to think of it, what the hell is a dogman? You may as well have just lynched someone for no reason.
>Good going, stupidhead.
>>9641035
God, this thing is great. It's always fun to bike around these desolated areas, really makes my day
>>9641035
Oh my god it has been like half an hour and the bloody top doesn't stop spinning and keeps sprinkling blood everywhere!
>>9641073
I want to be under this dog
You ever considered leaving HG for Poker? God damn.
>>9641043
That sounds like something a dogman would say.
>>9641058
Here.
>>9641058
Pair me with the hottest female you can find.
>fyxe will never knot you
>>9641058
>>9641058
>Just fuck my shit up famallama
>>9641091
>1/2
because this is just a darker version of the image, kind of..
Hooray six flags shut down for a storm that is gonna miss us. Now I'm stuck here talking to all you.
le dogman meme xDDD
Great games!
>>9641104
It's true. Dogmen are a myth created by people that want to make quick, easy money off of gullible people with more fear in their system than then should have. There's no way a creature that's half man half dog could exist.
>>9641058
Huh. Sure why not if you're offering.
>>9641104
*sweats*
>>9641098
Well...Wanna go inside a building together? I'll stay on the upper floor and you on the ground one. It should be good enough.
>>9641104
Yeah I'm really really good at poker. But as fun as it is, HG makes much more money as it is right now, trust me.
>>9641125
The line art in the first one is better though.
>>9641104
Do not fear, citizens! Here I am, Karen The Flaming Tornado!
>She adopts a ridiculous sentai pose in front of the other tributes and points at the sky.
>>9641125
Hey it looks nice! Kinda like an artsy version of the other one.Thanks
>>9641141
You know damn well what I meant
>>9641126
We're not any happier about it than you are, asshole.
>>9641104
>>9641141
>poker
I came as quick as I could.
The only thing more terrifying than that is if Seth was wearing the emoji mask.
>>9641130
I'll host the dogman games next time just for you.
Jeez, people weren't kidding when they said this game takes fucking forever to find a match.
>>9641130
>Reigen
>doing anything besides regurgitating stupid memes from his crap sources
>>9641170
>You swat at the spider in a panic but only succeed in slapping yourself in the testicles.
>Nice job, numbnuts. Literally.
>>9641178
patch is supposed to be out either today or tomorrow for it
in the meantime do private matches
>>9641133
I wanna hang out with Asui.
>>9641155
Ah ah yeah sorry anon, I like joking.
And well... Just ask furry porn, I'm pretty sure she'd do whatever you wanna do with her, and even more...
>>9641164
W-Well no sorry Kaiji. I love you but I don't want to lose my money.
>>9641170
Why need Hamon when you got a stand?
>>9641170
What's that even supposed to be?
Is it a peach? I could go for some peaches right now
>>9641170
>shiiiiiit
>>9641170
I couldn't be the one to kill you two. When it comes down to it I would have died regardless, so why bother putting up a fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AwzsEXnAAY
>>9641225
My boy getting desperate due to a lack of Emi ass.
>>9641225
Actually I'd like a nic keg of beer right now, but she's pretty cute alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB76QDBtZbE
>>9641225
You better get back soon, or else.
>>9641225
>You would love to help save the sick girl if you weren't currently writhing on the ground after punching yourself in the balls.
>At least the bushes you were in hide your stupidity.
>>9641125
>>9641150
>2/2
Congrats! you are... something that looks like an egg now, kind of
>>9641267
I always wanted to star in a remake of Tenshi no Tamago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIhKqaNp4Dc
Thank you~ !
>>9641170
What's this ? District partners actually cooperating together ? Pinch me, this can't be real.
> As soon as he finished enunciating his sentence, The Man pinches himself
Ah yeah, the only not-real-thing here is thinking I'd let any of you scumbags even lay one of you dirty finger on my immaculate skin.
>>9641225
What kind of sick game is this ? If you don't intend to kill me then just leave me alone. This isn't something to be joked with.
>>9641192
But i don't have any friends, so i guess I'm just forced to go in the hard way.
A few games late for tha-
OH FUCK
FURRY ALERT
>>9641299
>You spout a heroic catchphrase:
>FOR LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL!
>You really didn't think this performance could get any lamer, but you somehow just managed to make it worse with your words.
>>9641299
Should I make a firefox joke? Yay? Nah?
Anyway, that mixtape was too hot not to do that really
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTeIq8CCG3s
Fire/Explosion related deaths to Megumin: n+1
>>9641296
i dont either, i use this LFG feature to find randoms and join them
you're really better off that way because even when you find a match it's liable to disconnect in the middle of it
at least you won't wait half an hour for a game that may or may not crash if you find a private session with the boys
>>9641282
Huh, you know about Angel's Egg ? Good shit.
>>9641299
Meh, not impressed. I mean, I see that same exact stuff like two times every 5 games, in my games.
>>9641339
>Oh, hello there!
>You greet the man and ask what he was just doing.
>>9641339
Of course I knew you wouldn't do that Natani
>winks
We doggirls gotta stick together here.
>>9641343
Yeah, it's a pretty good scenery porn movie.
Try Beladonna no Kanashimi too, if you like psychedelic artworks and prog rock music too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkegPZIh9t0
Oh shit on a spic sandwich.
>>9641104
That image is too big
>>9641105
There, enjoy your HOT female
>>9641376
A-Aron... I thought we were cool...
Is it because I still haven't made your 2nd wincard?
oh shit shit SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
>>9641426
>You beat the living daylights out of the two other tributes.
>All you wanted was a good night's sleep, but two creeps had to ruin it for you.
>Next time they show up, it'll be their balls in line to be slapped.
>>9641119
>>9641123
>>9641339
..Why is this kid always running away from me whenever I cross him ? I know I'm an imposing guy, but still.. it's like if he had a constant horror hallucination about me where my beautiful face would be all distorted and the rest of my body would be crawling like that spider shit Bray Wyatt always does.
Come to think of it.. the real frightening vision here is imagining that a fabulous being like myself would be used for such despicable imageries. I'm getting chills in my spine just thinking about it.
Curse you kid, you're out there being scared of my normal statute wherever your stupid behavior enclosed myself with some REAL scary thoughts. You can't even begin to imagine the real fear I'm experiencing right now, because of your fault.
>>9641368
I'll check it out, psychedelic trips are my caviar.
Time for some real chaos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Ut7DwzCF8
>>9641132
Hey, let's pretend I didn't post that link, okay?
I need it for next slide.
>>9641509
>Check please!
>>9641133
You are a puzzle now
>>9641489
This video is going to give me nightmares
OH FUCK WHO SAW THIS COMING?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Ut7DwzCF8
>>9641426
What the hell ? Someone told me about cells and I brought popcorn thinking it was a Hell in a Cell match. I'm out of here, you two do something about this toddler's whining.
>>9641489
S-Sethdogs ? Is that you ? Man I'm so glad you guys are here to defend me haha.
..Though I gotta say, you guys look a bit weirder than usual..
..And what's up with the glowing red eyes..
Oh fuck it, I know it's the end so get on with it already.
>remember a good song
>can't remember the lyrics or name
>>9641550
>You kill the box-hider with your own two hands, taking out your anger from the night before when those two creeps interrupted your sleep.
>You briefly wonder would sort of idiot would think hiding under a cardboard box is a good idea.
>>9641550
Now how is he going to go to the 9th annual dallas mower expo this sunday?
>>9641381
...H-Hey, at least I've got myself my own spontaneous campfire! I'll never be cold in the freesing winter again.
Hey look autocroppers playin a prank haha
>>9641548
could be worse
>>9641568
he's going to the big mower expo in the sky
>>9641546
Thank you, anon. I appriciate it.
>>9641558
I've found that even typing the most vague memories about it can help find it sometimes.
>>9641576
>Why look at that, you killed two birds with one stone. Or, more specifically, two dogs with one explosive.
>The latter doesn't roll off the tongue nearly as well. You now realize why the former is the often-repeated analogy.
>>9641558
If you tell me the genre and do a vocaroo imitating approximately the flow of the beat, I might be able to do something about it.
That was shortlived.
Winner next slide. Who's gonna take it?
The [Spoiler] or [Spoiler]?
>>9641609
>After you gave him such a nice wincard, too! The nerve of that creepy guy who also completely failed his own special move!
>>9641609
This is the most cancerous final I've seen in a while.
>>9641490
That's trippy man, me likey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFw2ZyyFFaA
>>9640890
>>9640890
>>9640890
NEVER DOUBT A MAGICIAN
Except most of the time.
>>9641476
>shit successfully fucked up
>well done
Oh well at least this got the important people
>>9641640
You can't win everytime I guess...
Congratulations!
>>9641655
Thanks for the trip to dogman land Reigen
>>9641655
Jesus yoy make these things pretty fucking fast.
>>9641038
>he's already given up
fug
>>9641640
>>9641665
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9641655
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9641682
This is too cute.
>>9641665
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>9641691
>C-Cute?
>You've just been called cute!
>You resist the urge to squee like a Japanese schoolgirl, but a bit of blush appears on the part of your cheek that's visible.
>You quickly throw your hands up to your face to try to hide it.
>>9641665
Man, at least hank did pretty good in this game, i guess.
Thanks for the reigen game my man.
>>9641679
Ooh, mama i fucked up.
>>9641665
Even finished right next to my partner in crime.
I might not have won but this game gave me something else, the desire to team up with a specific tribute again.
He's not the talkative type or anything, but he's got some style. I better see you around, Emoji shooter.
Oh yeah and thanks to the host but let's be real who really cares about him haha.
>>9641655
Congrats!, and thanks for hosting
>>9641640
>>9641655
>>9641665
Yeah! Plus one for Tamamo no Mae, soon to be followed by dozens of more!
Thanks for hosting!
>>9641655
Foxy. Nice!
Thanks anyhow.
>>9641665
>Thanks for hosting
And just like that, the thread died.
>>9641793
how could this happen to me
>>9641807
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
Ya murió el hilo?
>>9641841
English, motherfucker, do you speak it
>>9641841
>Talking in spanish to trigger the shitposters and revive the thread.
The hero we need but don't deserve.
>Appears in the distance again
>>9641855
6D CHESS
>>9641858
I want jason to fuck my ass with his machete
>>9641903
>>9641858
What's with the creepy guy in a hockey mask?
>>9641924
He gives condoms to all teens that have sex
>>9641934
That's not too bad!
>>9641918
O-oh my...
>>9641934
I'm not sure whether or not that makes him even creepier. What kind of weird puts on a hockey mask to give condoms to hormonal teenagers?
>>9641934
>>9641958
>*weirdo
>JUST
>>9641958
No different than santa cluas busting into your home every year to give you shit you didn't want
>>9641989
You'd think after the fifth lump of coal you'd clean your act up.
>>9641889
>>9641924
>You notice that this place is less populated then normal.
>Maybe some people actually decided to stay dead once you killed them.
>You also notice that the few people have noticed your presence,
>You don't really have anything to do, and from what you can tell anybody that enters this place can cheat death just like you can.
>>9641934
>This statement could not be more false.
>You've never given anybody condoms before, in fact you don't think you've ever even held one before.
>>9641934
What a kind man.
>>9641981
It's not that part, it's the standing in the distance while wearing a hockey mask part. I don't see a purpose for it
>>9641989
It's pretty different from Santa, dude. Santa isn't creepy, at least most of the time
>>9642019
He needs to watch to make sure they don't do anything unsafe.
>>9642014
You at least give them birth control.
Hello everyone.
>Rains hell on the thread
>>9642045
>400 cal
>Half a mile
I run 5 miles and I'll burn barely 1000
post anything
>>9642045
>tfw you have to vape for twenty minutes straight
nigga that's going to give fuckin heart palpitations...
>>9642014
Dude, talk already, you're creeping me out the more silent you remain. And what's with the hockey mask
>>9642030
The fact he's watching would make things even creepier
>>9642053
'sup
>>9642076
Okay then. As you know, i'm always on duty!
>>9642076
>>9642076
>>9642076
>>9642083
Oh, hello. Anything interesting going on?
>>9642076
>>9642097
>two cumsluts - the game
>>9642095
BROWN BRICKS
>>9642076
>>9642031
>In a way this man is correct, if it wasn't for you a lot of teenagers could've been accidentally impregnated.
>Of course, they would also still be alive if it wasn't for you, so it really depends on how you look at it.
>>9642076
>>9642115
kek
>>9642109
Yeah, I've heard that phrase a lot lately. Apparently, it relates to me somehow...
>>9642115
It's not just a boulder.
It's a rock
>>9642107
>VN
>Game
hahahaha u r dumb
>>9642076
>>9642135
Katawa Shoujo IS a video game!
>>9642076
>>9642107
5 cumsluts - the game*
>>9642105
Not right now, no. I'm hoping a game starts soon, I'm bored out of my mind since nothing's happening
Hello everyone, what's going on in this thread?
Rate my dude.
Also someone play this with me.
>>9642161
What's with the intense as fuck look on this guy?
>>9642176
Nothing. Nothing at all.
>>9642179
What game, famalamadingdong?
>>9642179
French during WWII/10
>>9642057
The umbrella is a nice touch. Just in time for summer. Who wants to get a sunburn while being shot at? I sure don't.
>>9642162
I see...Hopefully, it won't be long.
>>9642187
He has a handgun hidden up his asshole at all times.
Actually it's probably that he's tired of walking in on her being a horny slut in his room all the time.
>>9642189
Battlegrounds