Another HG thread
I think this is the first time I've hosted twice in one day.
Give me some guests for a game that will hopefully be better then the last one
Mikun
Fug
Illya
Tenshi
Yotsugi Ononoki
Furry porn
GUNDAM TANAKA
>>9635482
Skarpne
>>9635482
Mayor of Cantown
>>9635482
Machi Amayadori
>>9635482
Draco
>>9635482
Black Hat
Alfred Jones
>>9635479
I won't! I promise, on my honour as an American citizen, that I won't dare to forget the next payment.
>Alfred laughs internally, although shaking on the outside. Like he'd actually do that! He loves cookies, but he already paid them enough money. He knows she'll forget about it soon enough... Hopefully.
>Good night!
Captain Barnacles
Uriko Nonomura
Littlefinger
>>9635482
Natsuki Subaru
>>9635449
>Subaru gives her a thumbs up as she leaves
I can't really remember how this started, but money's needed in the bank of Subaru! I would've taken something else up if it were offered, but it seems like you're the only one trying to do business here.
>>9635467
I want you to tell me why you want me to be the one to do this with you. Don't you see all the pretty girls around here? One of them has to stand out to you! Just go up and ask them if they want to be in a video with you! It can't be that difficult!
>>9635479
See you! Don't let yourself get fooled anymore, little red riding hood!
Four Devas Of Faggotry Remover Hitler
Pajeet
Maria and Harusame
Rio Negro
Ruler
Hali
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9635558
Tell me more about the faggots, Führer
Are they all jews
>>9635318
So you are working in the mornings but still have time for another job? You are older than I thought you are. But why do you need to work so much?
I got used to this schedule a long time ago. Waking up in the morning is still torture though. There is nothing you can do about this. Can you imagine that we are spending the third of our life just to sleep? Have you ever thought what a waste of time it is?
The Roach In Eric's Studio
Grass
I want you to use and abuse my asshole until you can fit a thanksgiving turkey inside it.
>>9635583
>tfw even if this is a meme it still sounds kind of hot
>>9635576
Sit down, little Jünge. They are their own brand of degeneracy. You cannot simply burn them in ze ovens when you see them.
What you do is find the source of their faggotry. Where they gain their power. And then you blitzkrieg them back to tuesday. Got it?
>>9635581
>shits on
>>9635482
Usotsuki
>>9635597
Got it, mein führer. I will burn them quickly and efficiently, I promise you
>>9635482
Emilia
"You ever eat your own booger's?"
Do you want me to perform a magic trick? I can make your dick disappear inside me.
>>9635618
I would rather have you disappear into my dick.
>>9635617
>You are READY yet again.
>>9635613
It warms my heart to see that young and able men are still carrying on my beliefs in the 21th century. HEIL!
>>9635617
I don't like the way that man is looking at me, but let's continue!
>>9635632
I haven't been requested to do that before but I'll make it work
>>9635632
>Slaps Owain
>>9635579
>Nah mate not time for another job. Not yet, anyway, I might have to begin that in the future... I did the first one for money, but the next theoretical job would be for fun.
>Nah, but think of it like this; when you sleep, you replay all those special moments to you so you never forget them. When you think about it, sleeping in the one thing that keeps us positive.
>>9635617
Yes! I do that all the time!
I-I mean, what the heck kinda question is that? Of course not! Let's begin, dude!
>>9635617
>The cyborg reloads his gatling gun, making sure it's top notch.
I'm ready when you are, sir!
Oh yeah we're also pirates now.
>>9635645
MEIN GÖTT! Faggotry in my district! I will not tolerate this insult!
>>9635506
>Shimakaze (Male) moves her (his) hands down to Skarpne's mouth, covering it.
Yeah yeah, I get it. You're going to make good on your end. I believe you. But let's set it aside a bit to talk normally. Okay? So you're a porn director? Or just a fanatic of making it?
>The boat girl (boy) releases Skarpne's mouth to let her talk.
>>9635617
Shimakaze, the fastest destroyer, ready to sail!
>>9635666
>fug
>>9635671
It's common knowledge that Jews can't swim because all the gold they hide in their noses would sink them.
You would take responsibility if I became pregnant because of you, right?
>>9635671
>YARR HARR FIDDLE DEE DEE, SENDING YOUR SHIP INTO THE SEA.
>ARGH.
>>9635679
Yes
>Kamina
I wonder how hard it would trigger Subes if I recruited one of his friends from his universe into my team.
I've been holding in a shit for too long and now it's starting to hurt
>>9635679
As long as you are literally anybody besides Kamina, yes, yes I would.
>>9635671
I'm the first mate! I called it so you guys can't be near the top. Go swap the deck, maties.
>>9635672
You're going to get hit if you call me mean names again, captain.
>>9635679
Impregnation is my fetish
>>9635699
>It sure as hell beats getting roasted alive by a dragon named "Fug."
>He even has a dental plan for his crew, a rarity in the current job market.
>>9635482
Magma Grunt
>>9635719
>>9635699
You can go ahead and swap her in.
>>9635679
I'd rather throw you out onto the street after using you and then you'd be forced to whore yourself out to take care of both yourself and the baby.
>>9635699
You don't look like you belong here but I might be overreacting. Tally ho!
We've already lost quite a bit of people.
>>9635721
>Tfw tempted to play the library loli
>>9635746
kys vert
Aargh.
>>9635721
T-thanks.
>>9635753
>Vert
>Anything other then big breasted fapbait
>>9635758
>You take the CUTLASS. You truly start to feel like a swashbuckler now. No more dinky, rusty two-inch blade for you!
God I want to plow Illya so badly
>>9635771
Bikko.
God I want to shoot Kamina in the head to get him to stop RPing the boat so badly
>>9635785
If he starts erping as Illya I'll fucking take that.
>>9635785
>Adachi
People are starting to drop left and right here on day 2.
>>9635783
>One person
>>9635701
I don't know who that is so you're in luck
>>9635704
Its one of my favorites too, do you want to have a try?
>>9635727
Thats just rude! I didn't do anything to you
>>9635776
How bad?
>>9635796
>Pirate Code Rule #53: Never trust a wench to help!
Which one is worse
Being a pedophile or being a homo
Best part about being in the ocean is that i can dump all of these corpses pretty much anywhere i want!
>>9635808
Bad as in ''the state of the middle east''
>>9635808
Sure
>>9635812
Being a homosexual pedophile.
>>9635812
Being Australian.
>>9635812
/ss/
Being a gay pedophile
>>9635820
Thats super bad
>>9635823
Do you want to go somewhere special or do it here?
>>9635796
I'm suprised we made it out alive...
Teaches them right for sitting on their high horses...
>>9635800
listen fucko do you think I payed attention to all of Vert's avas they had a shitload of them
I think they used Roxie too?
>>9635746
Who?
>>9635759
No problem! I'm dead anyhow, so make use of it!
>>9635851
So how about it? You down?
>>9635808
I was actually more interested in the "use and abuse my asshole until it can stretch to fit a Thanksgiving turkey" scenario. How receptive are you to being double fisted?
>>9635851
Let's go somewhere else and as to not bother anyone here
Just tried to let out a harmless fart. I ended up shitting myself.
Night 2.
What a weird love triangle you guys got going on over there.
Hitler has just been spending the game trying to recruit more people for his nazi pirate crew.
Pajeet just got played like a damn fiddle, while playing a damn fiddle himself.
Yo it's just a prank bro. Calm down, there's a camera right there.
>>9635856
>Two people
:^)
I have nothing against Vert desu I don't really feel positively about their RP
I hate how Vert drops RP.
Riddle me this do narcissistic pedophiles jack off to their own baby pictures
Looks like this feast went out with a bang.
>>9635899
Yes
>Narcissistic pedophile
>>9635856
Why the fuck doesn't anybody pay attention to my fucking avatars like this?
Fuck dat nigga Vert.
>>9635902
Thanks for the game, Eric. Good night, HG, and have a good day tomorrow!
>>9635877
Can you stay there and play that instrument of yours? Because I've got a fine deal over here.
>>9635902
>>9635856
Squid used Roxie
>>9635863
>>9635864
>>9635869
I don't want to cause any problems in your threads so I hope it's okay if I link my discord
Its Corgimancer#1485
>>9635913
See you later, weird little can dude.
>>9635861
Beatrice, I suppose.
>>9635898
The guy can barely carry a conversation most days, much less a roleplay scenario.
>>9635660
For money? Do you want to buy something or you just want to keep on living? Is this theoretical job an actual job or you want to do some kind of project?
Our mind is focused on collecting bad memories, so you wouldn't make any mistakes again. Well, that's good, but why does it takes so long? I think our brains can do theirs job a lot faster.
You are probably already sleeping. Well, it's my fault, not the best time to chat.
>>9635908
>not keeping track of every ava
>not playing detective and finding out which ava is whose
look at this casual
>>9635912
Because despite you being a piece of shit, you got good RP if you try.
I want to fuck _____
>>9635922
I don't have a Discord, why not erp instead?
I just don't like Vert because they choose to use cheap fapbait avas for easy (You)s instead of an actual ava that requires good constant RP to get responses. Vert just flashes his ava's tits and everyone loves him. Everything else about Vert is okay though.
>>9635941
ing kill myself
>>9635941
Illya
>>9635929
I'm sorry, that doesn't ring any bells, but you sure are cute!
>Subaru pinches her little cheeks
Why would a brat like you want to participate in games like these?
>>9635949
>it fits perfectly
Holy kek
>>9635941
Draco until she's a drooling and mind-broken mess addicted to my cum as an eager cockslave should be.
We're already down to the final four? Man, tonight's games are going by real fast.
>>9635948
Nagato was pretty good desu
I want Vert to come back
>>9635964
This is my fetish
>>9635964
Drake that you?
>>9635972
I have no idea what you think was pretty good about Nagato.
>>9635964
>Mindbreak
My fetish
But not to me
>>9635932
>I want to live comfortably. Honestly, my passion is writing, so here's hoping I find some opportunity where I can put that to good use.
>Nah mate, if you don't remember the bad memories and do it slowly, you'll dismiss it and keep repeating those mistakes over and over again. It has its advantages.
>Going to sleep at ten. It's approaching nine in like fourteen minutes, so if you're lucky, maybe you'll talk to Alfred instead of a Kiwi :^)
Skipped a night of peace, so now we're on day 4.
Why isn't anybody paying attention to me reeeeee
>>9635996
Because I died.
>>9635937
I haven't RPed in months.
>>9635996
Don't worry lad I still love you
>>9635996
I DIDN'T EVEN GET IN NIGGA
>>9636004
Kamina I will ship with you if you stop using this ava
>>9635996
Because both my tributes died on the same slide one after the other.
Poor hitler, so sad and alone.
>>9636006
Thanks bro.
Skipping some peace, we've found ourselves here on night 5, and we're now down to the final 2. Oooh, it's getting right down to the wire!
>>9636056
Rooting blondie
>>9636047
>>9635992
>>9635964
https://nhentai.net/g/131561/1/
I'm off to bed, so you should say goodnight to me, tuck me in, and turn the lights out for me.
>>9636075
Goodnight, Souda. Thanks for flipping off Asswhore for us.
>>9636075
>Picks you up, tucks you into bed, and turns the lights off.
>>9636075
>Yotsugi removes her boot and sock and steps on your face
>It leaves a mark
This will protect your from hostile oddities while you sleep.
Peace, peace...
Bah gawd what a shove!
>>9636083
when was this
>>9636094
Rigged.
>>9636094
Congratulations, miss. I dunno why or how, but something about you seems familiar... Well, I ought ta' let it slide for now. Thank you for hosting, dude!
>>9636094
Yaaaaaay...
Thank you for hosting.
Congratulations.
AND JUST LIKE THAT IT'S ALL OVER LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AND YOU WINNER OF THE 15TH IS-IT-ANNUAL-YET ERIC GAMES, ILLYA!
WHY AM I SHOUTING.
>>9636094
Very nice
>>9636134
Thanks for hosting.
>>9636099
Could be bullshit, but supposedly they live close to each other so they planned some 2AM homosex meetup, during which Souda sped by in his car and flipped off the gote.
Here's the placements.
>>9636134
Thanks for taking time out of your day to have us here.
What do we think about Neps?
>>9636157
Nothing but trouble
>>9636157
Cancer
>>9636157
Flaming cancer.
>>9636157
Neps are misunderstood and the only people that hate them are videogame casuals
And here's the summary.
Thank's for playing in tonight's game everybody, i'm done hosting for the night so here's hoping somebody else comes along and host's another.
>>9636157
Who?
Post shit that confuses you
>>9636157
Just do what you feel like, I couldn't give less of a shit
>>9636157
Only the nep that came after the old one was acceptable.
>>9636157
the main ones are trash
>>9636157
They enrage me unless I'm soothed with regular panty shots.
>>9636157
As avatars?
Mediocre at RP, objects of shitposting, usually found in a circlejerk of anons thirsting over their badly designed bodies. This has nothing to do with the avafag or the other avatars they play.
Not my opinion, merely observed behaviors.
>>9636189
I imagine this can be confusing to someone who doesn't know the source.
>>9636157
Objectively the best souce of waifu material.
>>9636197
Both are shit
>muh cuteness
>muh GET
>>9636189
Who is the oldest avafag here?
>>9636250
Bolin
>>9636250
You called?
>>9636250
Ultron.
God what I wouldn't give to smoke with that guy...
>>9636250
>>9636222
Trips confirm
>>9636265
He said here.
>>9636250
Ultron, if he's ever around.
I meant old as in age you twats
>>9636222
>best souce of waifu material.
But they look the same.
>>9636283
Again, Ultron.
>>9636222
This guy knows what's up. What happened to that stupid Peashy fuckdoll we had for a little while?
>>9636283
still me
>>9636283
Ultron is definitely your man then.
>>9636283
Still me xd
>>9636074
That was some good shit besides the nipplefucking thing at the end
>>9636283
Bolin
>>9636283
Oh, that's easy. Eggman-kun.
>>9636222
What happened to erp nep anyway
>>9636290
Lost her folder or w/e and isn't in a hurry to rebuild it.
>>9636305
He said he was busy dealing with real life because he's a normalfag
>>9636300
I tapped out when they started getting pregnant.
>>9636307
50 something.
>>9636306
Lolis that can transform into titty monsters is my fetish. Tell them to hurry the fuck up
>not rly
>>9636312
Half-breed kids started fucking the princess's nipples.
>>9636311
>normies
>on my /trash/
>tfw some dumb nep avafag is more successful in life than me
>>9636305
They play Karen Araragi here.
>post about not wanting to rp anymore
>anon tries to drag me in to doing it
Y tho
>>9636325
You're gonna like this then.
https://nhentai.net/g/165884/1/
I like the animated version better. Best hentai ever made.
http://ahegao.online/kuroinu/
>>9635993
What do you mean by comfort?
Yeah, I can see that it's your passion just by looking on your RP. You will certaintly find the opportunity, but you should be prepared for that day. Keep on practicing.
I know, I know. I have little knowledge how the dreams work, but if our mind could rest faster, like mess with phases, or something, that would be awesome.
I am just a little bit busy. And not in front of a computer. What a shame that we live in a different corners of the world.
>>9636346
Shut up, Junk.
>>9636351
>Replying to a 30 minute old post.
>>9636349
I'll look in to it when I'm in a mood for that sorta thing.
>>9636364
Really isn't any different from what you just read. Whatever floats your boat.
>>9636353
WHY
IM BORED OF IT STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME DO IT REEEEEEEE YOU'RE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE FOR THE BOTH OF US
>>9636380
>Junk doesn't RP anymoee
I was gonna ship with him too.
>>9636377
I can handle just about anything when it comes to porn
Gnight
>>9636355
I know, I know. I am kinda busy, as I said, there is nothing I can do about it.
>>9636385
Bye bii
>>9636380
You're just burnt out, take a break and for fuck's sake indulge a different hobby besides avatarfagging. Plus, I rarely get to meet other Rozenfags so I harass you at every opportunity.
>>9636237
That was actually a really interesting read
>>9636351
>I just want life to be peaceful. No trouble. Hakuna matata or some shit I don't wanna sound sappy
>I will. And if we could rest faster then shit would be kind of hard to do because we wouldn't have nearly enough rest to do the shit we'd want to do
>Living in New Zealand is fun desu. You know how fun it is living in Wednesday while for others it's still Tuesday?
>>9636398
Don't take it seriously, it just a meme you do when people reply to old posts. There's actually nothing wrong with it.
>>9636408
>Anon who posted that shilling his own post when it got no replies.
>tfw turning into Vino OOC
Fuck lads please save me
>>9636440
>It's okay anon, this is all a part of evolution. Just let it happen.
>>9636384
>Junk
That's um... Not what I go by actually but you didn't miss out on much anyway.
>>9636407
>me
>doing anything besides this or construction
I have a very boring life anon. A very very boring life.
>>9636446
>encouraging being cancer
>not shitposting him so we don't have more Vino-type cancer
The fuck are you doing? This community is about serious RP! If you want to blog your fucktarded opinions then go do it via DM. This is why we have cancers like Vino, Vert, Inkling, Assgore, Yukine, Hoshi, DDD, Archer and Suz. Because you faggots let them do as they please!
>>9636430
WHAT NO I DIDN'T
SHUT UP
>>9636454
Boy, your life must suck. Since I'm inherently sympathetic to your plight, I will refrain from calling you junk so much. Though I was pretty pleased with myself when I spotted you in the neighborhood then called you out here.
>dusts off shoulder
Still got it.
>>9636480
>I'm not on the list
You're doing this on purpose. Fuck you.
>>9636480
>I'm sorry anon I don't want to hurt anyone's fee-fees in-bread.
>Appears in the distance
>>9636492
ily izaya
>>9636497
>servers die again
Fixed that problem.
>>9636494
>in bread
>not in tortillas
>>9636492
I'd still be writing the list if I included everyone feeding the cancer cells here.
>>9636507
>tortillas
>mexicans eat tortillas
>DDD is mexican
wtf I hate DDD now
>>9636413
Peaceful life, you say. Well, I kinda want that too. But only if by peace you mean "there is no war". I want for my life to be interesting. And so to pursue this I will be free.
Well, at least we are not sleeping for 20 hours like cats do. Maybe one day I will be able to sleep full 8 hours. But it's day not today. Пoкoй нaм тoлькo cнитьcя.
Probably as much as fun as living in a winter, while for others it's a summer. I am an arachnophobe, so sadly I won't be able to experience that. Unless the dangerous spiders are only in Australia.
>>9636480
You use the word "let" which implies you have control over our behavior. Usually the closest thing you have to even remotely influencing our behavior are positive and negative incentives. In the history of this community almost all of those attempts have been shitposting, shaming and outright discrimination of the people you believe don't fit in. So what are you suggesting? Are you suggesting we collectively shitpost them as a community to "teach them a lesson" and force them to do what you want to do while you advocate behind an anonymous curtain? Call me a hypocrite all you want, but that's arrogant of you to suggest your doing otherwise.
>>9636505
>Fuck.
>>9636515
>It's okay to hate me anon, we can still erp
>>9636523
Hooray!
>dances around in the moonlight so I can admire my counselor's tight ass
Game of the fucking year.
>>9636521
Type less, you hypocritical man fucking chink.
>he doesn't know I'm actually god
>>9636535
>Bursts through a door after using the teleport power
>>9636518
>Nah mate, being free is cool but a life without purpose is not worth living. At least with a job you have something to work towards.
>I would be jealous of you anyway because you'd get a comfier sleep than me
>Only in Australia. It's winter season down in New Zealand, so it's cold as fuck in the afternoons. In the mornings. Fuck man not even the Russians would be able to endure the temperatures in the morning
>>9636536
That's what I fucking thought. You have no credentials to be making a cancer list here, anon. I'd like you to post your ava so we can all laugh at your ass.
>>9636533
I would rock your world, DDD. Someday. You're pretty high on my list of things I need to typefuck.
>>9636549
>tfw have seen this
>always think they're gonna post my ava
A terrible fucking feel.
>>9636533
When was the last time you erp
>>9636543
Hoo- OH NO!
>Jogs away at a snail's place to get away from the homicidal maniac chasing me down
Please, Gaben! Disconnect me now!
>>9636559
It's still win for me whether you do or not. It's nice to know having no identity is better than having your shitty identity. The fact that you need to hide to get taken seriously just proves my point.
>>9636559
I know that feels.
>>9636568
>>9636575
>He's resorting to memes
>>9636568
W-what? I was just pointing out something related to what you said. I haven't even posted at you before in this thread. Why are you upset with me?
>>9636533
OH YOU WERE DDD THE WHOLE TIME
>>9636561
>Probably gonna start some shit with this...
>But yesterday.
Ian the guy that ava'd Venuz still here?
>>9636582
who'd you fug? What sort of character?
>>9636566
>Use's the flying dash ability
>Appears in front of you without any animation and grabs you
>Kills you
>Not even Gaben can help you here
>>9636582
>yesterday
>>9636582
do you have multiple partners or just one person
>>9636578
Just like you do every time you fail an arguement.
>>9636591
Lol...........
>>9636582
Was it with Janus
>>9636580
>Me
>Expecting distinction while posting as anon
You're not anyone but anon.
>>9636586
No games. Only anime now.
>>9636582
Hello when can I fug the lizard
>>9636581
>You didn't know?
>>9636589
>>9636594
>Those questions are not to be answered within my jurisdiction.
>>9636603
>No Janus doesn't ERP. I think.
>>9636605
Oh, that's a shame.
Who does he ava as now?
>>9636613
>can't describe character
Why?
>>9636597
Just post your ava, I thought you were better than me, bro.
Explain how you're "letting" us be the way we are and tell us how you plan to "not let" us be cancer?
You didn't even reply to the point in my post, don't you "no u" me, motherfucker.
>>9636609
>Do i smell teens having premarital sex?
>>9636613
Did you erp as Draco or Saki
>>9636580
Welcome to HG, newfag. You've learned a valuable lesson today: that Hoshi is a perpetually butthurt faggot whose walnut-sized gook brain interprets anything and everything as a personal attack against him. Just ignore him, as 90% of the community does, which you can easily see from this thread. Watch, he'll respond to this post with his usual shit spewing and I won't even read his reply. Just go about my day and talk with my friends, something he knows nothing about.
Enjoy the games.
>>9636613
Fuck no I didn't, you all look like anime characters from where I'm standing. I ain't got time to think about whose who.
Welp, back into my hole again.
>>9636621
Okay it's me
I lied, it's not me.
>>9636633
Hey, why don't you say that with your ava and be a shining beacon of light to this newfag over here instead of dodging my question.
>>9636545
J-just how many times you said "Nah mate" to me today? Well, for Galaxy our lives has no purpose... But still, the only person who know the purpose of your life is only you. Because it was you who made up your purpose of living. And not every person dreams about a family and a stable workplace.
Do you think so? Why? Are you sleeping on the floor or something?
I guess some of them would endure. Like the ones who live in the northern parts of Russia. They are pretty used to such kind of weather.
3%. I am going to disappear soon.
>>9636623
M-Maybe...
>>9636613
What kind of shit are you into?
>>9636620
>>9636631
>Who I fugged I cannot tell, who I avatared? Nobody. I can ERP an avatar but it makes me uncomfortable. Maybe I'll do it with Draco.
>Maaaaaaaaybe. She was orginally gonna be an ERP avatar as a first time to see how erp is and make my own viewpoint. But that never came to fruition.
>>9636634
>DEAN COME BACK
>>9636633
I never said it was a personal attack either. That's just your misinterpretation in a fit of hoshi induced rage. You presented a list of people that the community is "letting" be cancer. So I just wanted you to explain how you plan on not letting us be cancer. You talked shit, so I just wanted to pick you apart. Get to understand you better.
But all you got is talking shit and calling me gook and whatever else your mother called you when you were little to deflect my inquiry.
>leaks energy from the pores of his skin
>flexes and bulges muscles
>skin begins to turn red from the intense speed at which the blood goes through his veins
>lifts both hands above his head and sledgehammers them down into the ground
>>9636647
So it's just sexting but with rp?
>>9636658
Roleplay fucking. Erotic roleplaying. Ya get it?
>>9636657
Calm down spaz
>>9636621
How can you make me post my ava? You have no way to. All you can do is bitch n act like you won an arguement. As for how to save the place, there is no cure for cancer. All you can do is keep shitposting it to shrink it down.
>waits for the predictable response. Either Hoshi's "my opinion matters more because I'm one of the oldest shitposters" or his "lol, it's all for fun. Quit being serious" meme response.
>>9636641
>I just want a quiet life :^) Nah mate seriously I want to start a family so I can carry on my family's legacy.
>Nah mate it's just that it's hard for me to go to sleep because I'm thinking about the day ahead and I keep constantly planning ahead. New Zealand is great tho because everything is chill
>lel, if they come to New Zealand at night it's gonna totally make them get hypothermia
>And it's almost ten in the evening. I might just go to bed because of that so I can get a good rest. Sorry, man, I really need to sleep. See you tomorrow, alright?
>kissu
>>9636646
>Normalfag-tier shit that can tolerate a little bit of weirdness. When I look into what I want it's not really a "I'm looking for this thing" but more like "I hope to God it doesn't have this thing".
>>9636658
>No because the other person(s) had an avatar.
>>9636642
Oh no, we can't have that now can we?
Don't you kids know you're supposed to wait for marriage before having sex?
I guess papa Jason will have to teach you a lesson.
>Kills
>>9636666
>begins to ascend into his final form but recedes at the sight of the unholy digits
>>9636672
You went anon slumming in ERP, didn't you? You little SLUT!
>>9636671
>I just want a quiet life
I didn't know you were Kosaku.
>>9636669
Of course I can't make you, you dumb faggot. Read my post and think for two fucking seconds before jumping the autistic gun.
I'm saying that you lose whether you do or not. You think you have the power because you can choose not to post and ava or keep hiding like a little bitch, but you don't man.
You post your ava, we all laugh at you for talking the shit you talked. You don't post an ava and I sleep like a baby knowing you could n't possibly be caught dead spewing this autistic shit with a face.
>Guts
>>9636672
Should I lose my ERP virginity or nah? Been thinking of it lately
>>9636677
>The skeleton's evil digits allows him to materialize a gun in his hands, which he aims down at the rampaging anon.
Say hello to my spazkiller, anon. No, that's not it's actual name. Really it's just a gun. But in this specific scenario, in this specific context - is it a spazkiller? Yeah, yeah it. So prepare to be killed, spaz.
>The skeleton guns down the anon before it can resume its transformation into its final form.
>>9636669
>>9636446
>encouraging being cancer
>not shitposting him so we don't have more Vino-type cancer
>The fuck are you doing? This community is about serious RP! If you want to blog your fucktarded opinions then go do it via DM. This is why we have cancers like Vino, Vert, Inkling, Assgore, Yukine, Hoshi, DDD, Archer and Suz. Because you faggots let them do as they please!
Explain your shit, motherfucker. How do you plan to NOT let us do as we please? I want to hear this.
>>9636671
Let's see what the new day will bring. Good night.
W-what are you doing? B-baka!
>kissu
>>9636691
>>9636669
Back up your shit, anon. Back up your shit.
>>9636689
Want his opinion alone or would mine be appreciated too?
>>9636688
>>9636684
>I know some memes about JoJo here and there :^)
>Nah but I'm not the one playing Kosaku, I don't know nearly enough about JoJo to even consider avaing one, much less a main villain
>Time to fuck off for real now lad
>>9636692
>One more kissu because I had to explain shit to anon. Tell Belarus Alfred missed her and all that sappy shit I'unno
>Good to see you again!
>kissus in Maori
>>9636700
Sure
>>9636678
>Nah man, it was all Discord.
>>9636689
>That's your choice man. But it's a slippery slope as always. It really is. But it does have it's pros of helping you with your vocabulary. Just don't take sentence structure lessons from them.
>I know I'm not the best at English myself but the amount of run-on sentences and repeated phrases I see are common. Hell, I even have this problem myself.
>>9636703
Everything started to really go to shit lately, so if you do go over the you should lurk for a bit before asking around for things. If you're actually there to rp that is. If you're there to shitpost go ahead and do whatever you want.
>>9636719
>Which post?
>>9636714
Why do I want to bully this dragon?
>>9636727
It's Aikawa.
>>9636728
Because the dragon is for lewd bullying.
Still waiting for anon to tell us what he plans to do with cancers like Vino, Vert, Inkling, Assgore, Yukine, me, DDD, Archer and Suz.
Apparently some higher power has been ***allowing*** us to be this way. Hold on to your ballsacks folks, one word from anon and suddenly we won't be allowed. Give him a few moments and we'll surely hear how he plans to do this. This anon, who is apparently less "cancerous" than the people he just listed.
>all these delicious (you)s
>Hoshi going full retard, contradicting himself trying to look like the winner. Anon posting as well, hoping I answer his question then.
>my fucking face when
>>9636745
>>9636743
Just reveal your plan, dude. Just answer my question, that's all I want, man.
>got light scratches on my hand
>stretch it
I want to fucking die god it fucking hurts what the fuck
>>9636745
>mfw
>inb4 the stupid gook gives this post a (You) too
Can I get a free (You) as well?
>>9636745
>>9636754
>>9636763
It's not a hard question. Stop dodging, buddy.
1. How do you plan on not allowing us to be cancer
Bonus : How much more cancerous are you than the people listed that it's better to be anonymous than validate your claims with a face?
>>9636743
Already told you, dumbfuck. Shitpost them away. While there is no way to get rid of all of them, you can shitpost most of them away. Then the ones you can't, you ignore. You deny them (you)s. You don't let them in your games. Slowly, they get the hint. They either leave, or pick up a new ava and change their ways. No other options since this is an anonymous board.
>>9636771
just stop
you're somehow making youself look even more retarded than usual
>>9636770
>>9636775
This guy knows what he's on about. If they change avas then just do the same thing.
>>9636609
>>9636719
>>9636733
>Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh
>I mean I don't really feel like being open to the public myself which is a huge problem. It's mostly a friend-only thing.
>>9636770
>Pats the anon on the shoulder
>>9636759
Use some lotion. Unscented is best but anything that doesn't irritate the cut should be fine.
>>9636775
But you can't even shitpost me out of the community. How do you plan on shitposting the rest? What if I decide to whiteknight with my full power as a just an exclusive fuck you to you? You can't beat me.
>>9636780
As opposed to the person suggesting we should shitpost the people he doesn't like.
I've got nothing to lose, faggot. You're be banned if this was r9k. Say something original.
>>9636786
Yeah, except his entire first part was bullshit to begin with.
>>9636775
>implying anyone that shares your mindset is relevant/hosts games
Sorry bud, I'm afraid you're outnumbered.
Why is Jude so hostile all the time? I just want to hug him and maybe suck his cock, thats all.
>>9636791
You are so fucking cute, DDD. I am going to make you cum like a geyser one of these days.
>>9636806
This.
Nobody gets shitposted out of the community unless I say so.
>>9636775
Basically this >>9636806
Also some of those people are hosts and if every single host in HG did turn on a specific person they would probably destroy the threads in some way or another because you have to remember this is /trash/ and some of those guys have 4chan passes, which is basically the equivalent to them having a higher power than normal board users.
It's why when they file a report to 4chan it says that they're filing the report while using a 4chan pass. It's as the saying goes; We Pay, We Say
>>9636814
S-so no friends?
> you'll never make her your pet lizard
>>9636818
I really, really, really want him to post his ava so we can shitpost him out of the community. He probably doesn't contribute anyway.
>>9636814
>I get told that in a lot of communities I'm in. Not the geyser part though.
>>9636829
Too bad you played a Fat Penguin on your first day. I have no sexual attraction to you as an Internet personality. If only...
>>9636771
I remain anonymous because you demand to know who goes against you. Not because it gives them credibility, or because you need an ava to have a valid point, but so you and your dogs can shitpost the ava later.
We all know you try to run shit here. Having to make sure newfags know you helped, like some psycho stalker trying to hook up with the girl he keeps creeping out. Always trying to look like the winner in any arguement, like my obvious shitpost(which you took like I predicted). Forcing your opinion on everyone you can, and argueing against anyone who does not agree with it. Get off your high horse, and learn to just ignore shit. Your reputation here is nothing but shit, so shitting up threads with your childish logics will never help improve your image.
>>9636775
There is a flaw in your logic anon.
>>9636848
Fucking told.
>>9636848
You're anonymous cause you're a little spergshit and it'll make sense why you're so asshurt about me and everyone else in the community when you post your betaass irrelevant face.
Tell us who you are m8, nothing you say matters until you do, especially in this political battle you're trying to fight.
>>9636804
If you really read that(hard to do with those squinty eyes of yours), you would have seen the part saying that will not get rid of all if them, but will reduce their numbers. Which is where part two comes in. If you want, I can use photoshop to compress the words for your slanted eyes.
Shut up and quit shitposting.
Give me 24 for a early morning game.
>>9636845
>You know, while I kinda dislike being called Dedede, I do like it as well since it separates people that really do appreciate me in some way compared to people that would just like the girl that I play.
>Think of it like a filter. Not a good filter, but a filter nonetheless.
>>9636853
>Nintendo unironically has some bretty great girls. Just look at basically every single female Pokemon Trainer.
>>9636824
>>9636861
>Probably not.
>>9636881
Draco
>Thank God
>>9636881
Mikun
>>9636877
Then do it, faggot. You can't even take me down. Even if you made a little hole for youself to pussy out of shitposting everyone out by saying "not all", everyone else already thinks your logic is bullshit.
You already revealed your agenda, you shitters announced your intention to shitpost certain people out of the community. We'll just dismiss every shitpost you make on this alone. You already fucked your own plan, dipshit.
>>9636881
Fucking nyaggers
>>9636882
>Just look at basically every single female Pokemon Trainer.
Believe me, I have.
>>9636881
Dawn
>>9636881
Lord Beerus
>>9636864
Let me borrow a Hoshi tactic for this response, "Lol, it's all for fun. Quit being serious".
>>9636881
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9636881
Uraraka Ochako
>>9636897
That's hilarious cause that's been you this entire thread.
>>9636881
Cirno
>>9636881
Gregory House
>>9636881
Misunderstood Up-and-coming Artist Adolf.
>>9636882
It's okay I'm just thirsting anyways
> smug Aikawa jpg
>>9636881
Dean Ambrose at 5:42 AM
>>9636881
The Rock
>>9636894
>Good Pokegirl, cute Piplup.
>>9636936
>It's okay Awawawa ily still
>>9636944
>Tucks into his favorite dumpster
>Gives a goodnight kissu
>Closes the dumpster
Vino, Vert, Inkling, Asgore, Yukine, DDD, Archer and Suz.
Heads up, they're coming for you. Don't get shitposted out of the community or anything.
>>9636881
Black Hat
>>9636944
>>9636946
>Wrestling district
>Fucking aced
>>9636965
God dammit Nonon
Hoshi is too easy, kek. Like a drunk slut at a party but he's eating up shitposts instead of sucking up dick.
>>9636881
Magma Grunt
>>9636882
>every single female trainer
Y-you too.
>>9636973
He's still alive?
>>9636881
Sharena
>>9636958
Heeeey man, It ain't like, time for bed yet. This isn't time to sleep.
>>9636882
Yeah well, the RP you had with Tamaki as DDD way back then will be the biggest memory of you I'll have when this is all over one day.
>>9636979
Can't you be a Bonus Unit forever?
>>9636959
>It's okay I can always go back to another community I have in my back pocket.
>>9636976
>Courtney is better but Magma Grunts are still very high up.
>>9636881
Skeleton of the World
>>9636973
I don't feel like leaving the community yet, anon. You gonna try harder than that.
>>9636996
>of course courtney is better, admins>grunts always.
>>9636996
Got a discord? It can be a throwaway if you want
>>9636995
Sorry anon, but both Anna and Alfonse have to shine sometimes.
>>9636959
>mfw you're this autistic
>>9636948
> not friends
>loves
Suuuure
>>9637017
But I don't care about the jew and your whimpy brother. You are the only Askr girl that matters.
>>9636882
>every single female Pokemon Trainer.
you fucking pedo
>>9637031
She isn't even ten yah friggin jackass
>>9636881
Ronaldo
>>9636993
>I wish I was in the mood to RP more often. When I want to be serious about RP I'll go back to playing Dedede as I feel I can capture his character very well and he's my second favorite character to play.
>>9637014
>Hello#3856
>>9637021
>Would a better phrase be "I would fuck your avatar"? But no seriously ily awawa because I still appreciate your tools and your website.
>Also I would fuck you.
>>9637031
>Fuck I knew someone would bring the preschoolers up.
>>9637031
>Comes running up at full speed to make eye contact as quickly as possible
Prepared to be raped, little girl! Mewtwo, I choose you! Use Confuse!
>Kamina
>>9637023
My brother may not be as strong as the other Heroes, but I'm he does his best to fight alongside them. I appreciate your compliment though.
>>9636881
Carl of the Hill
>>9637018
>It's autistic
Explain. How is it?
>>9637046
W-what but you just said you wouldn't!
>>9637068
No I would fuck you
I wouldn't really like getting fucked by you
>>9637072
Him or his avatar? This is the important question.
>>9637075
Both
>>9637072
How does that work exactly
>>9637078
Decent answer.
>>9637080
It's a dom/sub thing
sub is getting fucked
dom is fucking
>>9637046
Well, it doesn't necessarily have to be DDD, whatever ava is fine. I'm just stating the specific reason why you're DDD to me.
>>9637075
I would fuck his ava. Probably a handjob irl, but I don't see it going further than that.
post wincards
>>9637089
No difference to me, but is the lizard aggressive enough?
>>9637097
Which ones?
>>9637116
any
>>9637121
Gimme a number between 1 and 176.
>>9637128
123
>>9637132
Boop.
Wait just a darn second... Fellas, I'm starting to suspect that maybe we were rused!
>>9637091
>Yeah I get where you're coming from mate. No worries about explaining it.
>>9637106
>Is competitive considered aggressive?
>>9637136
p-p-p-p-p-pranked
>>9637136
Naaaah man, just give it like, a minute.
An hour.
3 hours.
3 days.
And an hour.
>>9637097
>>9637152
I understand why Birdy left
>>9637097
>>9637150
>Resists urge to bury you
>>9637150
Love me
>>9637149
>I don't know man I'm not good with leading.
>>9637152
>Fuck I forgot the existence of this wincard
>>9637166
>that subtle crotch shot
Boner every time
>>9637161
Heeey Rocky, how are you doing buddy? I heard your new movie was a dumpster fire man, I'm so sorry to hear.
>>9637163
I love you on, like, a spiritual level, does that count?
>>9637166
Tell me a scene of how it would happen and what she'd do like
>>9637180
Eh, I'll take it. There's already a person on your life.
>>9637184
Actually, there's like, 7 billion people or something in my life right now. I've only seen like, a million of them though. Maybe the rest of them don't actually exist.
>>9637180
Dumpster fire? Do you mean like your Wrestlemania match with Bork Laser or like your Ambrose Asylum match or hell maybe like your last title run with the World Heavyweight Championship? Shut that damn mouth of yours Ambrose before The Rock shuts it for yah and goes backstage tears your wife a new one like I tore Lana a new one. So sit your ass down you idiotic, CZW championship carrying, my wife's mom don't like me because I do stupid shit, Lazy working, stupid gimmick having Jabroni. The Rock makes movies and makes money while you work like a sloth in The Rocks ring, no The People's ring. Who do you think you are to insult The Great one? WELL IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE.
>>9637171
>I'm glad you're enjoying yourself anonymous.
>>9637183
>I don't think this is the proper place to write about my fantasies.
>>9637206
Well I'm curious. Let me know some other way then
>>9637198
Heeey man, let's not like, do this promo shit this morning. It's too nice and sunny outside for that. Sometimes you just gotta take your Intercontinental belt somewhere nice because the big guy upstairs won't give you someone to wrestle with on a ppv. Ain't my fault life don't swing the wqy I wanted it too.
Besides, at least I actually do some wrestling these days.
>>9637152
This is the most disgusting thing I have seen in the last 4 hours. And I pulled a stuffed giraffe out of a mans colon.
>>9637213
Aikawa no stop I don't want to do this in public
>>9637223
So you don't want to promo with THE Most Electrifying man in sports entertainment? Fine, walk away and miss your chance at getting a push. The Rock will return for his promo and for that title.
>>9637241
Just tell me about the fantasy kek
>>9637253
Wait, the intercontinental title? You actually care about this one rocky? I'd watch out if I were you, it's been with so many guys that I'm starting to think the white strap isn't just paint. I'm doing you a favor bud.
KERO KERO SHITPOST KERO~
>>9637152
>>9637276
You need a better line. As it is you're below Baron's "heats up the thread" bullshit.
>>9637261
Aikawa stop before I rape you
>mfw I have delicious strawberry lemonade and you live in your mother's basement
>>9637152
i will fap to this every day
>>9637286
My mom's house does not have a basement
>>9637269
And you wonder why Creative hates your white trash looking, wonderbread eating, mayo on everything, I can't eat hot sauce, my daddy makes meth, I get heroin for christmas, redneck looking ass. Do us all a favor and hand The Rock his title. So either hand it over to The Rock, or, put it up for gabs during the next Hunger games. Or is the Lunar Rover too lazy and afraid to accept The Rocks challenge?
>>9637285
Do it I dare you
>>9637284
I am too tired to take shitposting seriously right now. To be fair, I always feel this way.
>>9637286
>tfw I live in my mothers basement with delicious strawberry lemonade
>>9637301
>tfw dx3 will never add you on steem
>>9637291
Ha! Get fucked!
>>9637301
...You win this round, TV's Rich Evans.
Fuck you all you covfefes.
>>9637308
>tfw you accidentally link a post when you dont mean to
>>9637310
Hey, you aren't me you fucking copycat. There is only one Carl around here and that's me.
>>9637311
>>9637295
>Dean hands over the title to the people's champion without so much as a second. Patting him on the shoulder.
Yeah, you might wanna clean that, I usually wear it when Renee and I do the Dirty Deeds. I'm gonna need that back in time for extreme rules buddy, don't wanna fork over another 400 bucks to buy another replica like the last time I lost the belt.
>>9637321
fuck off Deancuck
>>9637321
>The Rock hits a Rock Bottom on Ambrose for no real reason other than to set up a feud
Nah, The Rock is keeping this.
>Walks backstage and falls to sleep because it's 4:42 AM
>>9637314
>pulls off his elaborate Carl suit
Whoa! Hold your horses, Carl! It's just me, your good buddy Shake! From next door! Remember? Look, I brought you a present, two in fact.
>gives you the double bird
>>9637327
Hey man, what the hell's a kero anywa-
>>9637330
>Ambrose's body bounces off a table as he proceeds to sell the rock bottom for 7 straight hours, getting knocked out.
>>9637298
Fuck I can't find your Discord
That's upsetting
>>9637337
You know what cup? I'm not even that mad, that was pretty entertaining especially since it's coming out of a friggin Drink cup.I guess you can say it's
>Large steel letters pop up in front of Master Shake reading "Stone Cold"
So good on you. Now get the (bleep) out of my house.
>>9637347
kero is kero kero. Believe in kero, for kero believes in you kero.
Now do us all a favor kero and go back to cry about Matoi kero~
Guess the first custom event I ever wrote and I'll host when I get home.
>>9637357
Aikawa 9687
>>9637321
You are giving your own wife a DDT on the bed? You sick monster.
>Calls the cops
>>9637370
(Player1) dies.
>>9637370
something to do with toast in mouth i'm sure mr. "i had a phase where i thought i was a fucking anime character"
>>9637358
Fine. Fine. I know where I'm not wanted. You stay here inside your filthy house with your fancy letters and I will retire to the above ground pool where I will enjoy my delicious strawberry lemonade and relieve myself several times.
>He stalks out of the house and jumps in the pool
SEVERAL TIMES! Ooh boy this is good lemonade. Mmmm!
>>9637382
Woah I can't believe Hoshi just got roasted to death
How will he ever recover
>>9637370
That shitty "these aren't government secrets!" weird event that nobody ever fucking understood.
>>9637370
player 1 likes to suck on hoshi's star shaped cock
>>9637370
(Player1) jerks off in public.
>mfw I just mass deleted about 200 pages of content
>mfw everyone blames the old sitebuilder for being a fucktard
>>9637417
nobody cares
>>9637284
>Heats the thread
>>9637389
its just playful banter, anon.
>>9637423
>cums instantly
>>9637423
>heats you up
>>9637384
(As fun as this is I need to fuck off. You're a funny dude, I hope I see you when I come back.)
>>9637433
>Pees in the pool
I need inspiration to strike. Quick! Reply to these posts with random ideas/concepts!
>>9637449
weaponizing pidgeons
>>9637449