HG thread This game should end soon with all of these idiots left.

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>>9634090
>Satan arrives at his comfy cabin in the woods, which he'd conjured, of course, and digs into his cloak for his keyring. He finds it, but being incredibly sensitive to the cold as a demon, he's already suffering some degree of minor frostbite from just being outside in the snow. He tries and tries to remember just which key it was that opened the door, but cannot manage to get to the right one. Just as he turns the ring to the final key, he collapses, being teleported right back down to Hell.
>As it turns out, the door was unlocked the entire time.

>>9634108
Right, I got that part, but you just denied a challenge against the lord of demons Satan himself. I could grant you anything upon you winning, anything you wish, aren't material things what mortals desire? I'm having a hard time understanding why you would turn this down, since you've got those..
>Satan bends down to look at Iida's legs.
That.. Your advantage. Were you born with a mental deficiency, human?

>>9634133
>Alfred fucking books it this time, Running In The 90s playing in his head as he crosses the finish line like a goddamn hero.
Yes! Yes! It feels like the other dude wasn't trying at all, but yes! Holy hell, I didn't think I would actually win this race at all! YES!
>>9634105
>What other fucking bird could we put on the RAF flag? If we put on a Kea people will think that we're annoying little shits
>Granted, we are, but we don't need to display that PROUDLY

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>>9634133
You don;t have enough for your do si dos? That's fine! Just follow me into this alley. We can speak more about this.

>>9634173
Should have bought the damn cookies, Junkrat.

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Nighto HG

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>>9634171
>OH
>MY
>FUCK
>>9634173
>Alfred places a bowl of ice next to a fan, sitting right in front of it as the cool air blows over him.
Who said we need AC in order to keep cool? People sitting here in 2017 while I'm all the way up in 3017!

>>9634171
YOU'RE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE NOW, I SWEAR TO GOD

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>>9634173
Just got word from someone that I shouldn't used 'words that may offend someone'. Fu(censored) (censored)sy. Any way, we are left with (CENSORED) Fantastic final three that I have left.
>>9634196
Later calamari.

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>>9634090
>This isn't even the coldest weather you've had to endure, yet somehow it's enough to kill you.
>You wish you could figure out what is causing you to die so easily, this is starting to get ridiculous.

Magikarp jump CJ when

>>9634218
I'm gonna cry if black kosaku wins

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>>9634169
I cannot possibly take the risk of injuring innocent lives, especially for, if you are who you claim to be, someone known not to be trusted.
>Iida' s leg engines don't appear to be active.
While you may see it as unwise, I find my reasoning to be perfectly clear and justifiable.

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>>9634218
Hey dumb(beep!) Did you (beep!)ing forget what you had to (beep!)ing do?!

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>>9634214
>SHUT THE FUCK UP [REDACTED] THIS IS JUST METHOD ACTING TO TRULY FEEL AMERICAN
>>9634218
>Alfred cruises down the street, looking out the window as he watches the lights go by.
All these things I keep forgetting... Man, it's legit weird. Why is it that I remember them now? You'd think that they would be like a second nature to me!

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>>9634246
I see how it is. You think I'm washed up after 300 years of being asleep and don't think I'm a challenge. Alright, human. I'll remember that when I'm annihilating your race..

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>>9634266
>Iida waves off the demon, not concerned with his threats.

How do I become a good HG ava?

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>>9634248
All of this cursing is giving me a headache. Along with the things these idiots are doing.
>>9634242
You and me both.

>>9634295
Suck everyone's dick in discord

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>>9634293
W-Was I just dismissed? By a human? I am the one that dismisses! ME! SATAN! Do you wish for death, mortal?! To think respect for me has dropped so low during my slumber..

>>9634295
DM Junko for a ship in discord

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>>9634196
Gnite best bottom.

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>>9634295
If people care enough to tell you your shit, it probably means you aren't doing good enough.

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>>9634301
Pfft, lightweight! This ends in the next day.

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>>9634314
You uh. You might tone that down a bit, buddy. I don't want any complaints at my desk at the start of the week because some drunk wannabee is causing shit again.

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>>9634344
How can fighter not win? It's in her blood to win. She's a fighter for crying out loud.

>>9634344
Budweiser tastes [Expletive deleted] horrible...
>Alfred takes a quick moment to look back on the beginning of the game, subconsciously realising that the woman had specifically told him he'd die in a horrible and embarrassing fashion.
>In death, Alfred screams out of frustration.

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>>9634363
>FUCKER

>>9634363
Alfred what are you doing man.

>>9634363
ALFRED I SWEAR TO GOD

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>>9634344
So the finals is between a dyke and a - what? What do you mean I still can't say that?! Not like it matters anyway!

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>>9634351
Oh, for the love of me, there's another one. You do realize that impersonating Satan is a demonal offense, do you not? Your disguise is disgustingly unconvincing, you look nothing like me. Remove it at once and allow yourself to be executed so I won't have to call my army.

>>9634373
Fuck
>Black Kosaku

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>>9634373
Big surprise, someone named fighter won a fight.

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>>9634369
>>9634370
>Alright guys listen, there IS a reasonable explanation for this happening so frequently.
>I'M CHANNELING MY INNER ALRFED
>>9634384
That was great, miss! I was really watching you, but I'm sure you did really well! Congrats, dude! Oh, and a hearty "thank ya" from me, too!

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>>9634384
Huh. She actually did kinda good.

Good job to her and everyone that played!

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>>9634355
I don't know if this worked or not but here. 101 stars is too much work for my device to handle.

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>>9634395
Why am I doing this?

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>>9634384
>>9634395
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.

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>>9634375
Oh Jesus Chri- I am not getting paid enough to be bothered with someone high on shrooms and pot. Actually, I don't even have to. All mentally challenged people go to hell and all that.

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>>9634363
>>9634368
I used to be proud to be an American, but this is just sad.
>>9634395
Congratulations Miss.
I guess I should thank the host as well so.. Thank you.

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>>9634383
>tfw thought of commenting on his win as regular Kosaku but then I realized that may or may not be dickish
>tfw he dies anyway
there goes an oppotunity for keks, lad

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>>9634395
Thank you for your time

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>>9634395
>>9634384
Thank you for hosting and congratulations.

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>>9634412
Did... Did you just call me mentally challenged?

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>>9634395
Thanks for the chance.

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>>9634384
I knew it. Thanks for hosting, and thanks for proving me right!

>>9634397
Who is that man and why does he look like me?

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>>9634429
Well, yeah. Who else is stupid enough to impersonate as the Prince Of Darkness, Lord of Temptation and Torturer of Souls and blablabla.

Unless you are from Detroit. There's enough of you people down in the seventh layer.

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>>9634384
Thank you for your time!

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>>9634442
>>9634440
>>9634428
>>9634424
>>9634417
>>9634407
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>>9634473
You are all welcome! As I said before, thank you for playing! May I interest you in donating to a charity today?

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>>9634459
...This.. This would be all well and good, if only you got the simple fact that *I* am the real Satan correct, and not you. You see, I have the entirety of the demon army at my command. I am able to speak telepathically with all demons. I have access to a level of magic and spells that you could only dream of. I have a secretary. You are just a lowly demon pretending to be me.

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>>9634484
>You inquire about what sort of charity Little Red Deranged Hood is talking about.

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>>9634484
>Subaru takes out 500 yen and tosses it to her
Here you go, kid! It's nice to see young people care so much about others in need! Of course, I'm talking about me, not you.

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>>9634395
>Thanks for hosting.
>>9634407
>>9634393
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>>9634428
>>9634442
>Thanks everybody. Now I really gotta pick her up

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>>9634417
Well, if you were a REAL American, you wouldn't even let that little slip-up phase you at all! And here I thought Wendy's was a true American brand! Maybe I should see if Ronald's still around, I could kill for a Big Mac...
AlrightmissthatwasajokeyourburgersareactuallyreallydamngoodIwouldlikeonenowifthat'salrightwithyou.
>>9634484
>Alfred hands a hundred dollars to the girl without breaking a sweat, still staring at the redhead expectantly.
There you go, miss. I ain't got no knowledge on what charity you're talkin' about, but a true hero gives without needing to know more about it.

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>>9634395
Con-graats. And thanks, even if you totally cheated to make me lose instantly!

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>>9634510
Don't bother. If you're winning twice that means I'll be losing twice as much, and to a kid to boot. Find someone weaker, please.

>>9634393
Channeling?

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>>9634484
I am currently at war with your kind, I will be declining any and all opportunity to aid the enemy. I would recommend you give up hope, as you'll all be extinct soon.

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>>9634496
Oh that's rich. You know how many people arrive in Hell that think they are Jesus Christ, Satan or God? 4366 to be exact. And that's just last month.

Look, I'm not looking for trouble, kid. But you better start prayin' to Big J for salvation because as far I can see your soul is...How do I say this professionally? Pretty F[Comedy Central Censoring]ked

>The true Lord Of Hell vanishes in a puff of fire, sulphur. smoke and cheap alcohol

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>>9634555
Wait, come back so I can execute y-!
....
It can wait for another day. He is small fry.

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>>9634540
>Channeling.
>How can I be an American when I don't even live near any of the states?

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>>9634510
Here's your trophy!
>>9634506
Thank you for asking.
>She pulls down her hood, giving him her best puppy dog eyes.
It is for something that shouldn't happen at all. Wolf attacks are becoming more frequent every year, leaving many kids homeless and without a family. Even one cent would be a great help to these suffering souls.
>>9634508
Ahehhehheh.
>Pocketing the coin, she gives him a bright smile.
It is so wonderful to see someone care this much! I don't suppose you can spare any more, can you?
>>9634514
T Hank you! I will be sure they receive it! Now that I look at you, there's something familiar about you.
>>9634532
You're welcome! I don't need to cheat to make you lose. You can do that all by yourself!
>>9634554
Is that so?
>She reaches into her basket, a click is heard from within it.
Just who might you be, mister?

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>>9634514
Actually as an American I should pay attention to every slip-up, how can slip-ups be prevented if we don't stop and look at them and see how they can be prevented? And no, you can't.

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>>9634395
>Slowly but surely you're doing better and better in these games.
>At this rate, you'll probably win in the next 4 games.
>Of course, if you didn't die as easily as you have been recently you'd probably just win on a regular basis, but since this place is messing with your abilities somehow you're just going to have to be patient.

>>9634612
Nice rp.

>>9634579
Fair enough. Are those anons frustrated about something?

>>9634622
Look on the bright side, at least with HG not every game you're involved with is complete dogshit, Jason.

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>>9634612
Let me see what I've got here...
>Subaru reaches into his pocket, digging around for some time before pulling out another 500 yen coin, tossing it to her in the same fashion
So what charity are you gathering donations to?

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>>9634612
>You originally had no plans of donating, but puppy dog eyes from a small girl is every human's weakness.
>You take a few moments to dig within the crevasses of your rags and pull out a quarter, which you hand to the girl.
>If just one cent is a great help, you have no idea how unfathomably tremendously helpful 25x that amount is. You probably just solved world hunger with that amount, too.

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>>9634612
>Satan clears his throat and raises his hands into the air, billowing out his cloak and showing off his true height.
I am Satan, of Darkness, Lord of Demons, and soon Destroyer of Mankind! You would be wise to tremble and bow before me, human, for I will be your master in the near future, if you are lucky! If not, then you may find yourself a meal for one of my minions!

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Howdy doodly neighbors. How're my fave people doin' tonight?

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>>9634612
>Alfred casts a look back at the girl, a shrug coming quickly after it. Yeah, he thinks he's seen her before, but he's forgotten quite a bit about everyone lately.
What makes you say that? I'm not very sure, miss, but somethin' about ya is kind of familiar to me.
>>9634616
Damn it! The one time I ask politely and it gets denied! Why, I ought to ask you again nicely and see if I get anywhere!
>Alfred sighs, placing a hand on his forehead and evaluating how he can get a burger from her. He's going to have to play dirty and trick her.
Yeah, but the more you dwell on something, the bigger a problem it gets. Remember that phrase? Hakuna matata!
>>9634633
>Nah it's banter, I just had a tendency to forget my images here and there. Which, from my end, is really embarrassing.

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>>9634675
Do not refer to me as your neighbor, human, for Hell and the mortal plane are far from the same realm. As for your question, however, I am.. Doing fine. The demon army is prospering, and the human race is well on its way to imprisonment following the great demon war.

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>>9634612
Aww, don't be silly, now! There's no way those people would every do that to little old moi normally!

I'll host tomorrow
Goodnight Hg

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>>9634704
Nighty night.

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>>9634700
That's sick, yo. You gonna invite me to those awesome demon parties that go on 24/7 when you take over?

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>>9634741
Why aren't you cowering in fear? Why is that your first question following being informed of my takeover?

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Are we in need of a game?

>>9634696
Well, something like that happens sometimes. I am catching myself linking to the wrong posts, for example. Do you get enough sleep?

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>>9634696
You mean the phrase used in a Disney movie? Yeah, because a children's movie is definitely something to take lessons from. Speaking of letting things slide, when are you going to do something about those Koreans launching rocks at the ocean?

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>>9634738
>sneaks up behind and stands on tippy toes to cover eyes
Hello again shark lady!

>>9634765
Yes!

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>>9634765
It'd seem like we're in for a show.

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>>9634760
I've gone through something like this before. Some spooky jazz that happened on some island a while back. Plus I ate a magic brownie that's totally mellowing me out right now. You want one?

I

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>>9634622
Are you okay mister? You have been standing still for a long time.
>>9634623
If that is a compliment, thank you!
If it is not, you can fuck right off.
>>9634646
You're are very gul- generous sir! Your donation will help hundreds.
>She really couldn't be bothered to do the whole puppy eyes look so she turned away from him and lowered her head.
Senior citizens are getting abused everyday in their nursing homes. Even one cent could help raise awareness of this terrible thing.
>>9634647
Is that it? Surely you must have more!
>>9634648
Minions huh?
>Her cutesy voice far gone, she pulls her hand out of her basket. In her hand is the head of a demon.
They ain't much these days. So I'm meeting the big guy himself? I expected taller.
>>9634675
Your fave people? Don't be ridiculous! You should only have one favorite and that is me!
>>9634696
Feeling's mutual. I wonder...
>She takes a machine gun out of her basket. Waving it back and forth.
Do you remember this? Huh, do you?
>>9634702
Are you sure? You do seem pretty unnoticeable. I can totally see people trampling you because you are that invisible!
>>9634704
Thanks for nothing.
>Good night dude.
>>9634765
Make it snappy.

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Alright then, give me 24 and I'll bump it up if i need to.

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>>9634829
Shimakaze
(Male)

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>>9634799
>You shake your head. If you had pockets in your rags, you'd turn them inside-out to emphasize your poorness.
>Wayward vagabonds such as yourself have little use for money, unless it's to barter or to play a solo game of Bloody Knuckles.
>No one wins a solo game of Bloody Knuckles.

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>>9634829
Lana's mother

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>>9634829
Gascoigne

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>>9634829
Mayor of Cantown

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>>9634829
BB Hood

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>>9634829
Skarpne

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>>9634829
Craig

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>>9634829
Alfred Jones

>>9634771
>Yes, I am getting enough sleep for once. I'm actually going to sleep at ten instead of midnight. Shit's been gucci ever since.
>Have you gotten enough sleep?
>>9634774
Are you telling me you haven't learnt something from those movies? Jeez, Wendy, have you ever had fun before? I know we don't talk much after that fiasco with Ronald, but that's just sad, man...
Clearly, I'm going to throw a few rocks at them back. I can't allow for any aggression to happen to literally anybody. We're the World Police, you know! We save people whether they like it or not!

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>>9634829
Chika

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>>9634799
Awww, don't you have a big mouth talking like that~? Who'd mess with a little girl like that, huh?
>>9634829
Usotsuki

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>>9634829
Draco

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>>9634829
Black Hat

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>>9634829
Lord Beerus

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>>9634829
Ren
>>9634799
You holdin' any grass? Because if you are then you're already there.

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>>9634829
Shipmaster Kaito

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>>9634829
Len

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>>9634829
Yotsugi Ononoki

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>>9634829
Maria and Harusame

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>>9634829
Etanity Larva

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>>9634829
Satan

>>9634789
A.. Magical.. "Brownie," you call it? I've never heard of this creation before. Yes, as your future ruler, I demand you give me one. I wish to gain its effects. Quickly, human, before I decide to be rid of you.

>>9634799
>Satan looks at the head without much of a reaction, his eyes (sockets?) darting between it and the girl for a few moments before he claps his hands together.
You human warriors are getting a lot more difficult to tell apart from regular humans. I'm not sure why you've changed your battle attire over the years, surely plate armor must have provided better protection..?
Erm, either way, yes, I am Satan. I would advise you to address me as such, and not as, "the big guy," if you value your freedom.

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>>9634675
I've never seen you before, and when you mention being a neighbor I get the impression that you're over in the lewd place all the time.

>>9634799
>Subaru's goofy face turns downtrodden when reminded that people get mistreated all the time and that the world doesn't actually revolve around him and his abuse
That's a very noble cause for sure.
However, did you look into this? Maybe they deserved it? Who could possibly know?

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>>9634829
Alex

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>>9634829
Princess Daisy

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The fucking code list removed itself from my clip tray thing, someone be a bro and help me out here.

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>>9634829
Zeri

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>>9634829
Natsuki Subaru

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>>9634829
Literally me

>>9634894
I
AM
WAITING

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>>9634829
Mikun

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>>9634906
>Subaru jumps away from anon in shock
D-DON'T SCREAM AT ME LIKE THAT! I'M VERY SENSITIVE AT THE MOMENT!

>>9634888
Why don't you just bookmark it?

>>9634888
Nice meme.

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>>9634847
Not feeling up to talk? That's fine!
>Shimakaze (Male) continues holding her (his) hands over Skarpne's eyes.
But guess who I am!

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>>9634877
Calm down, big guy. I got what you need right here.
>Tosses you a big ball of chocolatey goodness
I say eat the whole thing at once if you wanna get fucked up.
>>9634880
I've dabbled in that lewding thing next door, yeah. Name's Ren, and you?

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>>9634851
Sorry, but unlike some people I have things to do, over seeing a chain as big as mine isn't so easy as sitting back and having your leaders do everything for you. And what incident with the clown? Because only thing I remember is grilling him like a fresh never frozen beef patty.

>>9634888
l5nEuBXM

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>>9634942
>Satan outstretches his hands to catch it, but misses, having to bend down and pick it up off of the floor. He inspects the piece of chocolate, looking back at the human who had gifted it to him.
I do not want to get "fucked up," I want to have this consumable's magical energy bestowed upon me. Do those phrases mean the same thing in human culture?

>>9634888

https://pastebin.com/qS1t2uh8

>>9634953
Is this Crendor's code?

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>>9634942
You've dabbled in it? Then...perhaps you would be interested in dabbling in it again? For fame and a little bit of profit? You don't seem like a man that would pass up this offer, Mr. Ren.

>>9634847
Hey! Shark girl! I think I found someone that's willing to let you tape them for your home videos!

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>>9634933
You know, that's actually a really good idea. I'll do that next time.

>>9634936
This isn't a joke, you sick freak.

>>9634953
I guess this will work, it looks like it'll be entertaining.

>>9634851
That's good. You can't just ignore sleeping. It's bad for your health. So how's life treating you?
Was that a question or are you just mocking me for my not-very-good English?

>tfw I imagine other people looking like their avatars

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>>9634972
Oh really! That's great, do you have a picture of what they look like? We could just make it into a mass orgy if everyone's attractive.

>>9634998
I wish

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>>9634998
...I assure you, I look nothing like this.

>>9634998
Same
But you gotta wake up

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>>9634959
Oh yeah, it'll give you that magical energy alright. You'll be floating off the ground as soon as it kicks in. High as a kite even.
>>9634972
Depends on the "how much" and "who with" aspects of your offer.

>he doesn't know I'm literally the fastest person alive

>>9634998
I look like a girl so you're not entirely wrong

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>>9634799
...
>Alfred pauses, before shrugging once again and turning around to her to face her properly.
No, as a matter of fact. I dunno what that's supposed to do, it's not like I memorise the weapons people use. Though, now that I think about it...
>Alfred snaps his fingers, looking like he had a revelation occur to him.
Are you a Girl Scout? Look, I'm sorry, but I just don't have enough time to buy every single cookie. I have stuff I need to do!
>>9634943
But you can't manage EVERY single chain, that's the whole point of managers... Unless you pulled a Gordon Ramsay and visited each one individually! In that case, I applaud you for your dedication - you definitely have more than me.
>Alfred looks to the side, attempting to play the next few words he says completely seriously.
We don't talk about the incident about the salt and the fries no more. There's a reason every fast food resturant has a different recipe. Ever heard of the Tower of Babel?
>>9634992
>Pretty good. Work is comfy, RPing in the afternoons is comfy as fuck, and, funnily enough, chatting to people OOC actually is a tad bit comfier than RPing at times.
>yes it was a legit question, I care about everyone I talk to even if we never talk OOC
>>9634998
>I'm not as white as Alfred, I'll have you know

>>9635016
t. Wally West

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Is this good?

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>>9634999
>taps lightly on the head
Hello? I just want to talk!

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>>9635013
Very well, human. I will have you know that if this is some sort of poison, it will not affect me, and I will destroy you where you stand. Know that before I eat this.
>With that, Satan pops the comparatively small ball of chocolate into his mouth, and swallows it. He sits there, waiting for the effects to kick in, and speaks up only after about a full minute had passed.
I feel nothing. Did you lie to me about this being magical?

>>9634998
I did that to Shorty

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>>9635030
>You really aren't READY if the code is any indication.

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>>9635030
Ready!

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>>9635030
>>9634868
>>9634914
sw *sleeps*

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>>9635016
LONDON

>>9635030
Wait i realized i fucked up give me a minute

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>>9635030
>ya skipped me
>oh whatever I'm about to sleep anyway
>Night HG.

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>>9635030
It all seems pretty alright to me. I've got a nice pile of bones with me to bone with, but not many real hunks in here.

>>9635032
Alright then what is it boat

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>>9634999
You don't need a picture when they're here right now!
>Subaru takes >>9634942 by the arm and pulls him in front of Skarpne
This guy right here! He told me he did lewd stuff before. A skilled man is what you need in your videos. All you need now is a less skilled woman and you'll have yourself a hit! I'm thinking we can name this one "log jammin'"
So, how much am I going to get for this?>>9635013
Don't you worry! You see that blue-haired girl? She'll set you up with someone that'll make you feel so high they'll call you heavenly!
>Subaru puffs out his chest with pride, thinking he has the gist of the smut business down to a tee

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>>9635056
Oh no you don't

>>9635052
You really suck at this, man.

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>>9635057
>>9635056
>>9635030
Ah! Even if the hunk is going to sleep give him my spot to make up. I'm sure a beastly guy like him would enjoy the bones.

>>9635025
iris is faster desu

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>>9634998
This is normal.

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>>9635035
Shorty is white

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>>9635073
>I feel like I'm going to pass out any minute. Replace me for whoever didn't make it.

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>>9635047
Thanks for the spot buddy!

>>9635086
How bout Junko

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>>9635024
Do I look like a read fairytales? And I actually do go to the restaurants I have in American every so often, kind of like a tour. Speaking of which, I'm going to bed, you don't stay this beautiful by staying up.

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>>9635073
>>9635075
Oh guess it's all fine now isn't it.

>>9635068
Well, we'll have to find a less skilled woman to film, send the film out of the galaxy, then wait for the profits to return. That could take a few weeks, for now I could give you an advanced payment with something a little nicer.

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>>9635057
Huh? I didn't want anything but a conversation! It's Shimakaze, call me Shimakaze.

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>>9635034
I dunno man, mine kicked in a while ago and I feel great. It might take a bit to kick in for you.
>>9635068
>>9635099
I have no idea what's going on, but I'll take some of that heavenly pot or whatever.

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Alright i did all the swaps and stuff, we should be good now.

>>9635074
Well i don't see you doing any better, you rude fuck.

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>>9635096
Junko is either white or a hispanic male.

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>>9634839
>The girl clenches her fist tight around the quarter. A look of determination etched onto her face.
I see. I'm sure you know it would be terrible to lie to a little girl. The worst crime one could commit.
>>9634855
Hey, I'm the one that should be telling things they have big mouths.
>She then points to the red hood as if you should know something about it.
Turns out a lot of people would mess with girls like that. Creeps like that are the worst.
>>9634864
That crap's below me. All I have are cigarettes and an empty flask.
>>9634877
Get with the times, Louie.
>She tosses the head with not much care. It landing with a wet splat against the floor.
A lot of humans are very different from each other nowadays. Besides, not like I would need any armor to take you down!
>>9634880
>Still not looking his way, an evil grin creeps up onto her face. She then turns around, tears falling down her cheek.
How could you think that? Why would you? Do you hate old people that you are willing to turn a blind eye to not help them?
>>9635024
>The hooded girl is silent for a few moments. Then with a sneer, she points the weapon at him.
That is right! Turns out you didn't pay for last few boxes you have gotten. That all adds up and I have come to take it back.

>>9635126
>hispanic male
ayy caramba

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>>9635121
>All this broken ass English

>>9635140
appreciate the host cunt

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Something is off about this code.

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>>9635121
But I already have Windows XP! N-no stop! I want to stay faithful to XP..!

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>>9635117
I have no idea what you're referring t-
....
Ah. I.. I believe I now understand what the consumable "kicking in" feels like.

>>9635134
...Louie? That's besides the point.
>Satan bends down to pick up the head, scooping it off of the ground, patting it a few times, and holding it underneath one of his arms.
Why are none of you humans afraid of me? Do you not know who you're talking to? I'm the lord of all demons. Every single demon answers to me. And that doesn't frighten you? At all? Has my three hundred year slumber really caused such a strike to my reputation?

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>>9635139
Just a speculation, but certainly male.

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>>9635106
That's a first. Your typically running up grabbing my hand and swinging around your little chub as if it's suppose to do something.

>>9635117
Well, I'm sure we could make a few scenes with you involved. The advanced payment even could be a scene in itself.
>She licks her lips sizing him up looking over at Subaru as well.

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>>9635056
Goodnight.
>kissus for good measure

>>9635099
Is that nicer thing going to be cash? I have ramen and comics to buy. I'm already a little behind on Shonen Jump. If I fall any more behind I won't know what's going on in any of the manga I'm reading.

>>9635117
Pot? No, we don't do that. Nobody here does that actually. Don't you know how long they can keep you in the slammer for? It's not worth it! Just...find someone you'd want to make a scene with, okay?

>>9635121
I figured something in those fish tacos was off, but to have it kill me is weird. My immune system is usually better than this.

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>>9635121
>>9635148
>that fucking code
Now I'm glad I missed this game.

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>>9635134
>You tell the girl that you agree wholeheartedly. That's why you're not lying. Shouldn't that be enough if just one cent is great? Twenty-five cents should be twenty-five times as great!

>>9635148
>You really have no idea why, but you get down and get funky for the amusement of strangers.
>Somehow, this has earned you money. You didn't know you had it in you.

>>9635140
>>9635148
I told you it was made by a Chilean.

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>>9635173
Oh it'll be something like that, just think of it as bonus cash with a bit of enjoyment on the side.

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>>9635097
>Alfred coughs, muttering a few words to himself as the redhead walks off.
You say that like you're beautiful in the first place, man... You're like a six or a seven at best...
I-I mean, uh, well, at least you have work ethic! I don't have half as much as you do! The Tower of Babel was good, you should read it! See ya later, man!
>>9635134
>Alfred shudders. He's sorry to say, but he actually hasn't paid for the boxes he took from the Girl Scouts. He may be a hero, but even he has his moments... He hands her another hundred dollars.
Got it, I got it! Don't shoot me or else the money's gonna get ruined and you won't be able to use it!

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>>9635174
I can't really argue with you on that one.

I'll probably just do another game after this one since this code is a bit shitty. Or i could just stop the game and make a new one with the same roster and a better code if you guys want.

>>9635126
>either a white or*
Dumb Hoshi

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>>9635192
>Down you go, into the void of nothingness.
>Much like this entire code.

>>9635192
Post the night 1 slide

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Or maybe we don't need to skip this, since it's almost over on the first day.

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>>9635197
I don't know but they way I said it sounded so much more natural.

>>9635209
The event came before it. That happened a lot when I hosted.

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>>9635134
Ay, keep those things away from me! I ain't trying to get cancer. I'll take a nip though if you ever fill that flask up.
>>9635168
Just let it all in, buddy. Let the magic take over.
>>9635170
You seem really chill. You down to blaze it up with me? Or heck i've still got a few brownies on me somewhere.
>>9635173
Scene for what? You said a girl would make me feel high. Where is this girl with the dank heavenly bud?

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>>9635209
Be patient young one.

>>9635234
>"I hate Nigth"
This code is legendary, who the fuck wrote this?

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>>9635134
Heehee, it takes one to know one! Hmmm.....
>Usotsuki examines the hood, before suddenly stepping forward and touching BB's shoulder.
Let's see here!
>>9635192
No es muerta! No es muerta!
>>9635222
Merde.

Dubs name my Magikarp

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>>9635226
>Satan blinks a few times, extremely slowly, and then proceeds to lay down on the floor, using his elbow to prop up his head. He just lays there for a bit, looking up at the sky.
...Human. Do you have any food on your person? I am.. In need of a snack, immediately.

>>9635241
a chilean underage

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I have no clue what's happening anymore.

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>>9635234
I'm gonna make Ameri- I mean Space America great again!

>>9635223
It might sound that way, but; "Junko is either white or a hispanic male." Is excluding of the details of gender of the white person, which is why "Junko is either a white or hispanic male." is the correct way to say it.

>>9635255
Nigger

>>9635024
You are working now? Full time? I know that RPing is fun, even though the last time I RP was... I can't remember. It's good to see you are having a great time.
Well, I am sleeping 6 hours a day, I guess that's enough to be in shape for the rest of the day.

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>>9635234
Man I knew poverty sucked but this is just overkill.

>>9635255
a

>>9635259
Space confirmed as American territory. Chinks BTFO

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>>9635255
Satan Junior.

>>9635255
Dubs name my Magikarp

>>9635255
Hitler

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I'll just do another game after this, because this game ends in like 3 slides

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>>9635253
I ain't a creep you-
>She loses her train of thought when the other touches her, she shrugs her off with an angry glare.
You creep! Can you dykes warn me before you go touching all up on me?

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>>9635226
A few brownies couldn't hurt. Besides, as long as someone can hold the camera it doesn't matter.

>>9635255
LittleFinger

>>9635255
hunger

>>9635255
John Galt

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Umm...

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>>9635134
I don't have old people, but it makes sense that not every old person is going to be a good person. Aging doesn't take the evil out of a person. Of some of the world's worst dictators were here today they would still be evil. Maybe the people you're trying to help out are evil old people that deserve it? I don't mind giving you money, but I think you should look more into these foundations. I wouldn't want them taking advantage of you.

>>9635184
Well dang, I can't complain then! You're going to buy me some extras for the games I'm playing? Or maybe you'll buy me a figure I've been looking at! You're way too generous for a lustful beast, shark teeth!

>>9635226
It...th-that was supposed to sound clever! I need you to find a girl so that shark girl can get down to business. The sooner this happens, the faster I get paid, and the sooner I have more money in my pockets.

>>9635255
Islam

>>9635300
Is that fatal?

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>>9635299
Weird since it's a girl but ok

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>>9635302
Something like that, it'd be a bit of extra money for us all in the end. A little less that the split you and me will get from the other video, but a 3 way split isn't so bad.

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>>9635255
Name em after me, your favorite host.

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>>9635270
>Yemen, I work in the mornings and come home at three. I might begin another job, but that's a huge might to be fair.
>I would say I'm jealous but then I remember I sleep like 8-9 compared to my 7 before, so... What's with the sleep schedule. mate?

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>>9635170
What's wrong with holding your hand? I don't have a disease or anything. I'm even wearing gloves!
>Shimakaze (Male) blushes upon the remark about her (his) penis is made
H-Hey, I'm a grower, not a shower. Show some discretion. I just wanted to get to know you better beyond our agreement!

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>>9635256
Bro, you gotta try this cupcake my mom packed for me. They're so tight!
>Plants that junk directly into your skeleton palm
>>9635294
You're gonna film our sess? Uhhh...I'm down I guess.
>>9635302
Why do I gotta find a girl? You're the one who wants to get paid. Work for your money....and my pot....

>actually becomes god

>>9635316
>nobody reply to the slides
Shit rp

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At least this was one of those short and sweet games.

>>9635337
kamiNO

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I think we can all agree this was the best Eric game yet

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>>9635325
You seemed to be pretty much showing at the start besides. I still need that dungeon if you want anything of the sorts so you've got to wait.

>>9635327
Of course, I can always blur your face out afterwards if it bothers you that much.

>>9635338
Thanks for hosting and congratulations.

>>9635333
Nigga how the fuck am I supposed to reply to these google translated fucking slides?

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>>9635338
>>9635355
>You congratulate the winner for surviving that insanity and the host for hosting what equates to the text version of a Spaniard's fever dream.

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Who wants to give me cummies in erp?

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>>9635327
I appreciate your consistent loyalty, mortal.
>Satan grabs that shit by the frosting and instantly shovels it into his maw, rolling over to the side and curling up into a large demon ball. He starts pulling grass, shuffling his legs around uncomfortably.
Human. Your kind are able to become pregnant and deliver a child within nine months, yes? Then, why is it that nine women can't come together and conceive a child in one single month?

>>9635374
Kamina

>>9635374
>raises hand slightly
>Vert

>>9635374
>raises hand slightly
>Nymph

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Alright, since this was probably the worst code i've used so far i'm just gonna set up a game in another thread in about 3 minutes or so.

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>>9635315
a three way spile?
>Subaru leans in to whisper, hoping the guy he brought over doesn't hear them
Why don't we just jip him? Lets be honest with ourselves here. His payment is that he gets to feel pleasure, and ours is we get paper that means we can live another day! We can't afford to split it between the three of us, so we have to cut him out.

>>9635327
You can't be hinting at what I think you're hinting at. I'm basically like an errand boy. I won't be doing any of that stuff. I'm also not old enough to be casted in those things. I'm only 18.

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>>9635327
>>9635375
>Before he has the chance to answer, Satan falls asleep on the grass.

>>9635374
>waves arms around in the air wildly while throat-fucking another loli
>Kamina

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>>9635288
Shush!
>There's a bit of a jingle as a soft blue light radiates out from her before quickly fading, leaving her wearing her own red hood over her outfit, a basket in the other hand.
Ooooh, I thought so! And oh, please...you're not my type~.
>You know that whole overly-saccharine and sweet tone all too well.
>>9635355
That was weird.

WHAT THE FUCK AAAAHHAAAHHAHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>9635338
>>9635355
Best Eric game with the second best winner. Congrats and good job.

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>>9635355
Thanks for hosting
>I always get a chuckle out of this code

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>>9635401
Thank you! I wasn't here to check it out in full, but I liked it! Oh, and a congrats to the other person, too!

>>9635362
Nice tits

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>>9635402
Oh! Getting a bit ahead of ourselves now aren't we? But that's the way I need you to be thinking here now jumpsuit. I'll get the entirety of it ready and we'll enjoy ourselves soon.
>She turns invisible and runs off.

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>>9635362
I'll save the dick-waving for when we fulfill the deal. But, for now forget about that! I already knew you hadn't found one yet or you wouldn't be soooo...calm. I really do just wanna talk! I haven't even gotten your name yet.

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>>9635362
Would filming us smoking really have a need for me to hide my identity?..
>>9635402
Well then i guess we're not getting paid since i refuse to go find anyone at the moment.....Sorry, buddy.

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>>9635266
I learn new shit erryday

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>>9635056
>Sleep well.
>>9635168
Can't say why everyone else does but it is my job to take down things that go bump in the night. And bringing you in? Ohhoho man! I would never have to do anything else ever! Better hope nobody puts you into a contract, Satan. I'll be there!
>>9635176
>The girl looks down into the ground. And then she begins laughing. In a stilted way as she forces a smile on her face.
I am sorry if I seemed like I doubted you! This is just a world full of terrible people. You never know who may be one of those.
>>9635187
>Seeing the man fearfully toss money at her brought a more genuine smile to her face. She puts away the weapon to collect the bill.
Why thank you sir. Do not forget again! I will shoot next time!
>>9635226
Good luck with finding me with one. I swear all of the booze stores are closing down . Haven't filled this in a month.
>>9635302
You are saying that about people that cannot fight back. Thank you for the donation, mister. I need to leave.
>>9635401
Thank you for doing this!
>>9635414
>For what would be the second time in her young life, the hooded girl is nearly blinded from a person suddenly beaming.
Ahhhh! What the- fuwha? Again with this? How many of you weirdos are there?
>Th girl gives the other a sneer and a wave as she walks away.
If you're gonna copy me then you better be the best damn me as you can. I need to get some shut eye. Work on that voice.

>Sorry guys but I need to wake up early today. Have fun, see you around.

>>9635374
>Questions if you will grow a dick
>Janus

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>>9635456
>>9635456
I'm ready for any of you to use me as your own personal onahole!

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>>9635452
Skarpne! Besides when I get everything set up I'm sure it won't be hard to find you.

>>9635447
Thanks they are wonderful.

>>9635467
Well, I guess you've got a point but we'll be doing a bit more than just smoking. Now don't mind me while I head off to set everything up. Beanbag chairs don't sound too bad, neither does black lights, though... we'll have to clean the entire room first. Spotless.

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We're going again

>>9635482
>>9635482
>>9635482
>>9635482

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>>9635479
>Such a stilted laugh and a forced smile makes you laugh nervously yourself.
>You agree with her that the world is full of terrible people, but you aren't one of them, and she most certainly doesn't seem like one herself.
>What a kind and caring child, if somewhat odd.
Good night, my man.

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>>9635449
>Subaru gives her a thumbs up as she leaves
I can't really remember how this started, but money's needed in the bank of Subaru! I would've taken something else up if it were offered, but it seems like you're the only one trying to do business here.

>>9635467
I want you to tell me why you want me to be the one to do this with you. Don't you see all the pretty girls around here? One of them has to stand out to you! Just go up and ask them if they want to be in a video with you! It can't be that difficult!

>>9635479
See you! Don't let yourself get fooled anymore, little red riding hood!

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>>9635479
Heehee...you need to learn not to break character so easy. Buh-bye.

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