Murderous Games 232 Part II An HG Thread >>9629891 THE FEASTO

Dicks

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>>9629959
I...Don't think going to the feast is a good idea.

>have to spit
>suddenly sneeze
IT WENT EVERYWHERE

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>>9629959
Wow Ahri. I can respect a girl with a healthy appetite.

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>>9629860
What about it? Isn't the whole point of that "faction" game working as a "team"?
And as strong as the pieces on a chessboard maybe, they're nothing without the hand that moves them.

>>9629882
I do? Oh well, I can't really blame them. People have awful taste around here as a whole.
>She playfully wiggles her hood
They can't appreciate a cutiepie such as you.
Now now, we can still bet if you want
>She takes out two golden points
Choose a team. I bet on mine, the one that gets further wins, how about that

>>9629965
>She winks at him and then flies away

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>>9629959
Eat the hat first, Fox onee-chan.

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>>9629959
>>9629985
Ahri sure knows how to put her mouth to use, that's true.

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>>9629959
Do I have to eat that badly? It's been a while since I've had a decent meal...
...
Nah.

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>>9629969 (Stocking)
She appreciated my attire and my taste in fine wine.

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>>9629898
No thanks, it's more my style to help people and protect others while kicking the asses of jerks and monsters. You probably fall into the "jerk" category, if I'm going to be honest with ya, with the way you just casually admitted to what you do

>I hate having to repost because I was a second too late

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>>9629959
DAY FIVE

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>>9629805
>Ahri, feeling rather alone, can't help but also feel like someone is watching her...
>>9629843
Those times with Astaroth were fun though...
>She nods slowly.

>>9629891 (Haru)
You made be some cold blooded killer... But you're still a cool guy in my book...
>>9629941
I am sure about this! We may not be fully human but it doesn't mean we can't show empathy.

>>9630015
Your dad hates having to raise you because he pulled out a second too late

>>9630026
>Jewkine

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>>9630020
DAHA! Yo-You know what? Th-Thaa--oh that huuurts...Thanks...
>And with that Izuku falls down face first.

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>>9630020
>>9629982
You should have joined us Deku. But you refused and have been DELETED!

I love you hoshi

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>>9629988
>Her laughter peters out into a dark chuckle as she backs away slightly from the touch.
Yeah, they're all terrible! But if you get any closer, I will shoot of all of your fingers.
>Clearing her throat, she speaks in her high-pitched tone once more as she looks at the roster.
So I have to pick one of these loser teams. Alright, going with gals for $25!

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>>9629959
>having one too many glasses of wine at the feast, Agrias gets a dumb idea in her head and tries to start a food fight. Reigen shoots her for ruining his dress, ending that childish idea.

>>9630003
>laughs in afterlife from that.

>>9111111

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>>9630038
>Hoshi

>>9555555

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>>9630020
>>9630034
Really? My bad, I tried to finish you off painlessly but you had to try and dodge with your hero reflexes. Oh well...
>Takes the sword out of his chest

>>9666666

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>>9630020
10 tributes remain.

Neutral: 5 -> 3
Gals: 3
Pandemonium: 2 -> 1
Good Vibes: 1
Monochrome: 1
Bullet Club: 1
Iron Dogs: 3 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
Heros United: 1 -> ELIMINATED

NIGHT FIVE

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>>326462
>>326462
>>326462

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>>9630020
>Kiryu wakes up to find his suit and hands stained red with his blood, having decided it was a good Idea to try and block a glass bottle with his hands before he passes out once more.

>>9630071
>Sword
>bullet

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>Yotsugi simply lays on a bed of half digested furry animals

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>>9630015
Oh yeah? not even in the monster category? I'm vexed now...
All bark no bites though, I know your type.... I'm pretty sure you never use that bat outside of the arena... Care to hit me?

>>9630046
Gal it is? Should've picked Monochrome if you wanted a chance, the only team besides us that isn't a complete embarassement.
>She levitates, putting herself into a comfy pose
>snapping her finger she conjures two glass of wine.
Do you want a drink while watching the show?

>>9630095
Why are they half digested.
What did you do.

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>>9630023
Right! Thanks a bunch, I won't forget what you've done tonight! I'm just glad it was one of those traveling Indians that did this to me, and not somebody from here, or else the heartbreak might have been a bit worse...

>>9630095
>preens eyebrows

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>>9630077
It's always the Dynamite with Ahri....

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Boyo oyo toyo! Karen daren azen ready to roll!

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>>9630026
No, he was just an alcoholic
>>9630102
I prefer not to hit girls. If Yukari found out she'd nag my ear off, even if you are a bitch

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>>9630104
I'm sorry for your loss Haru... And it's not a problem. Just keep an eye out for me, eh?

>>9630020
>It seems Ahri's last meal weighed her down a bit too much...
D-damn... I knew I should have held back...

>>9630077
Haru! How are you? I was just telling them about the time I saved... W-what is that...?
...Haru what are you do--
>The explosion interrupts her, throwing the kitsune's body aside like a rag doll.

>>9630119
She does have an explosive personality.

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>>9630119
It's like she is a magnet for nitroglycerin...
>Archer stands next to Astaroth, watching Ahri explode.

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>>9630095
Maybe next time.
>>9630077
DAY SIX

Haru is shaping up to be an unstoppable killing force. Seeing how his opponents prefer to sit around and do nothing productive, maybe this game was over before it even began.

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>>9630125
Yeah right, I figured out you mustn't hit nor smash many girls anyway.

>tfw had the idea of removal games to retire avatars
>nobody would play along
Oh well.

>>9630142
>Tiny bits of the fox girl fly past.
>It's like a beautiful, but gorey, fireworks show...
>It's also oddly romantic.

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>>9630144
How... disappointing.

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>>9630095
>Cleans Yotsugi's everything with a towel
I think she took the meaning of "sweet" a bit too literal on you, doll.

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>>9630127
>>9630077
I-I'm sorry! The guy in the mustache that couldn't speak English sold them to me and told me they were fireworks! I was just going to throw a party for you guys, then this all happened, and....oh no, I've messed up bad, haven't I?

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>>9630103
I was eaten at the feast.

>>9630110
>Yotsugi slaps your hand away

Chop.

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>>9630012
Didn't she stuff your head with RULES and other kinds of crap?

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>>9630137
>>9630142
That's true anon.... And a magnet for sticks also, if anything.

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>>9630090
What? You never seen a gun that shoots swords?
>>9630102
I haven't been around enough to know or care what team is doing the best. Not like I plan on joining any of them anyway.
>She snatches one of the glasses from her, taking in a large sip and slamming the glass down.
Whew! Can't remember the last time I had that! I may actually start to like you!
>>9630124
Those were some very strange words you just used. Nothing I hear from home at all!

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>>9630144
5 tributes remain.

Gals: 3
Good Vibes: 1
Monochrome: 1
Bullet Club: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Pandemonium: 1 -> ELIMINATED
Neutral: 3 -> 0

Compared to everyone else, the Gals are holding out surprisingly w-

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>>9630162
Yeah yeah let's blame the last soldier standing right? I tried.

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>>9630157
That's just low. Well at least I'm right about you being a bitch without any doubt in my mind

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>>9630182
There was stuffing involved...
>Archer smirked, he was still an innuendo loving smartass even when broken.

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>>9630163
I didn't realize I tasted like anything. I must have been rather lukewarm to the palette. At least I made it out alright. I must be difficult to clean, Goth onee-chan.

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>>9630191
>>9630142
>Ahri appears, stumbling up behind them.
H-hey... What are you two talking about? What do you mean "For sticks?"
>Her eyes fall upon the mess made from the explosion.
... O...oh...

>>9630213
Your rp is so fucking cringey, Archer. You should have just stayed gone.

>>9630229
ngl this is a true post

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>>9630192
What you just heard are the puns of an ally of Justice!
Though there's no Justice to be served right now. I must wait for the next geimu demu.

>tfw pissed my pants earlier this morning
>tfw cleaned up the mess, but still fucking embarrassed af
lads i want you to kill me and i need you to do so painlessly

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>>9630213
For your sake I hope you mean the food, Sterling Archer. Good lord, I swear I have to keep you people on such a short leash.

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>>9630192
Maybe it's the alcohol, the full moon, or you're jusst *that* cute but...
I'm not mad to have lost
>She throws the two golden coins into BB Hood's lap
Oh yeah? Don't worry then, it's just the start. Enjoy the ride and at the end of it, you will love me!

>>9630210
Oh come on now!
>She flies next to him, switches off his cap and ruffles his air.
I'm merely teasing you, chill out a bit, will you?

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>>9630205
Skipped a substantial amount of lily-livered peace.

DAY EIGHT

OKay, well, maybe I just spoke too soon last time. It's entirely possible that Reigen can still win th-

IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE

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>>9630229
>quit RPing characters I don't like! Reeeeeeeeeeee!

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>>9630220
I mean that you love blowing up big dynamite sticks, really. Did you imagine anything else? Remember Raven?
Of course you do, I'll never make you forget that.

>>9630258
Expecting baron to win because fuck you

>>9630229
>>9630241
How do I join the RP police?

I have a bachelor's in avafag justice.

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>>9630205
Damn. I really thought this might be the one. Well, at least Reigen might take this one home.

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>>9630258
>>9630281

>>9630262
I don't think that's what he was saying at all

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>>9630262
>quit RPing characters I don't like! Reeeeeeeeeeee!
>Your rp is so fucking cringey, Archer. You should have just stayed gone.

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>>9630262
>the implications of that post being anything about the source material and the protesting of its characters

alright but imagine if HG was animated and voice acted

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>>9630207
I am not disappointed with you. Merely that we lost... That being said I do not see any immediate threats to our land still in the game so I suppose I cannot be too upset.

>>9630220
I believe Miss Astaroth is implying that you are a fan of phallic objects.

>>9630229
>>9630241
>I'm drunk and also having fun and again I say, post your ava, don't be a pussy.

>>9630247
You may not choose to acknowledge our WONDERFUL little tryst but it did happen and there was stuffing of several varieties throughout the evening.

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stop shitposting archer and pay attention to my games guys, gosh :^)
>>9630258
ITS DOWN TO THE FINIAL TWO

NIGHT EIGHT

HARU OF THE SUPER COOL TEAM OF GOOD VIBES AND HAPPINESS

VERSUS

MAGMA GRUNT OF MONOCHROME

>>9630321
Rigged as fuck.

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>>9630267
O-oh... Right...
>She frowns.
I was afraid you'd mention that again..

>I'm out for the night HG. Rest well and take care of yourselves.
>I'm so sorry anon who's cat died..

>>9630306
>>9630307
Not him but that kind of is his character. Get drunk, do the mission, and try to hook up with every woman he can.

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>>9630310
I remember no such thing! I'd remember such an encounter. All I remember is dinner...unless you drugged me of course, then in that case I'd be extremely disappointed in you.

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>>9630310
>and again I say, post your ava, don't be a pussy.
>Implying you said it a first time

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>>9630321
Well done. Thanks for hosting.

>>9630335
You can be in-character and still have bad roleplay.

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>>9630326
Eat more vegetables and less blue meat, Fox onee-chan. It took too long for me to get out.

>>9630340
He said it last thread bro

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>>9630321
CONGRATULATIONS HARU!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdpflTAvok

>>9630321
Kys Yuno

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>>9630347
>Eat more vegetables and less blue meat

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>>9630348
I'm sorry. I guess I didn't realize I had to spend every waking moment in these threads like you.

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>>9630252
I'm working on 4 hours of sleep here, my perception is bound to be messed up. And also please don't touch my hat
>>9630354
Congrats, and thanks for hosting

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>>9630354
PLACEMENTS AND THANKS SO MUCH FOR PL-

>>9630357
:(

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>>9630219
Death by starvation can be hell on earth, doll.
>Tries to clean as much fox spittle as she can, but Yotsugi's clothes remain smelly and stained.
This won't come off easily, and since you're under my care, for the time being I guess I've got no choice but to find you clean clothes.

>>9630213
>>9630310
Let's leave that story for another day. Now let's talk about business.

>>9630247
Speaking of the devil...

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>>9630373
Statistics for that one guy andddd...

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>>9630368
>He's using the "at least I have a life" defense

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>>9630354
So the hippies won? Mhh... fair enough, I guess they need a little victory for once.
>Thanks for hosting
>Congrats

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>>9630354
New meaning to 'fighting like a girl'.

Well done

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>>9630354
>>9630373
>You begrudgingly congratulate the winner and thank the host.

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>9630301
>9630306
>9630307

That worked better than expected. I was expecting one (you) with such shitty bait.

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>>9630245
Ohhhhh! You must be a foreigner!
>Her tone drops a few octaves and her smile becomes a little darker.
You should speak English like everyone else. No one finds that cute.
>And just like that, she goes back to being the cheer girl.
So you fight for justice? Me too! It is a neverending job, isn't it?
>>9630252
>She chuckles as she once again pockets the coins. Taking a another long sip from her glass.
You knoooooow... I doubt that. You are being very valuable to me than anything else here. If you get a contact, I may just ignore it this time!
>>9630326
Bye! Don't let the wolves get you!
>>9630373
I can do a lot better next time. Thanks for doing this!

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>>9630354
Wait, I won? Seriously? That's so cool! I can't wait to spend our points! Thanks so much for hosting, this was tons of fun!

>>9630368
literally what is this argument
are you fucking telling me that he's retarded for knowing his fucking facts straight

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>>9630393
>Not spending every second in these threads is having a life

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>>9630354
>>9630321
I got so close too...

>>9630373
Thanks for the game comrade
>Soviet

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>>9630390
BRAND NEW WINCARD DESIGNS

And you may be saying: motherfucker this looks exactly the same,

but no

It has a special vector to show how many kills the winner has now.

Also I can't do the map stuff today because /yga/ is down and I don't have the information stored outside of it for how many saved points each faction has and what happened last game so I can update the map with Deku's faction. Whoops I guess.

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>>9630267
Wait... What happened between Miss Raven and Miss Ahri?

>>9630337
Absolutely not. Miss Kneesocks. Surely you can see that even in my BROKEEN state, I am a perfect gentleman. Though I must say, there was a significant amount of alcohol involved. You may have blacked out... Something I do not believe my VEESAL is capable of doing.

>>9630340
>someone called me out last thread for watching steven universe with my GF

>>9630389
Business you say? What business have we to discuss Miss Stocking.

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>>9630373
You know what? I might not have won...but I put up a good fight.

>>9630426
its also missing some text apparantly

>>9630368
But it was literally last thread when the game started????????
Kill yourself.

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>>9630354
Congratulations, Haru! And thank you as well, Yuno.

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>>9630373
Thank you for the game, Host onee-chan.

>>9630389
I hope you have a set of clothes that look exactly like the ones I'm wearing now. I have a feeling you do.


>>9630360
>Yotsugi raises a peace sign to her eye

Yaaaaaay peace peace.

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>>9630354
Thanks for the chance.

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>>9630354
Well done, cool guy.
Thanks for hosting.

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>>9630426
>>9630430
Wait yeah I saw.

I almost made it through a whole game without fucking up too. Darn.

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>>9630321
>>9630354
I come here and I'm greeted with this? Now I'm feeling nauseous...

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>All Archer's defense squad needs is an invalid argument not even about the actual topic to derail Archer getting called out for having bad rp.
How much is he even paying you guys?

>>9630459
Monocuck

>>9630459
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/7e/f8/7ef866ac0dfef4e27c46ba2a06392568.jpg?6011589

>>9630459
lmao suck shit

>>9630459
monocancer on suicide watch

>>9630463
i don't even feel that strongly about archer desu i just like calling out shit arguments

>>9630459
I hate Haru but I hate you more.

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>>9630389
>Kneesocks jolts and grits her teeth. Great, that's the last thing she needed.
Lovely...Hello Miss Anarchy.

>>9630427
>Kneesocks presses the palm of her hand up against her forehead. Oh sweet lord...please tell her that she didn't.
I-I hightly doubt that, Archer...oh lord, on second thought maybe I did? Oh noooo...that's horrid! I hope my sister and future husband can forgive me for this...

>>9630447
Yuno we still love you, regardless of mistakes.

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>>9630447
You said you put me in bullet club but then you didn't. As if you could go through the game without making a mistake. Ba~ka.

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>>9630372

>>9630407
You see? I told you?
Now I have to take my leave. Don't be a stranger and poke me again next time if you feel like it. Bye!
>she winks and flies away into the night sky

>>9630427
Long short story.
Ahri blew up Raven... and 4 other people with a dynamite stick. You were still with us when it happened. Good times good times.
Now Archer, try to bring out the "good" you next time, bye!

>>9630372
And don't you think it may be time to sleep?
Astaroth, that's my name...
At least you'll know who's the woman hauting your mind from now on.
Ta ta~!
>she flies away

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>>9630463
>mfw he didn't even hire the best.

I'll whiteknight for rep. Pls respond.

>>9630463
>called out for having bad rp
So I just got here. The fuck is wrong with this person?

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>>9630463
I recognize that faggot

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>>9629988
Spoken like a true serpent.

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>>9630447
how much did he pay you for a win

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>>9630486
I DID PUT YOU IN BULLET CLUB THOUGH

But I forgot to put it in your nickname as well...

>>9630463
I do it pro bono. Why? In need of your own IDF?

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>>9630465
>>9630471
>>9630472
>>9630477
Enjoy the one moment of victory in your lives, doubt you'll ever experience it again.

>>9630469
That's a very nice portrait, merci mon amie.

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>>9630489
I'll remember it, cow tits. Guess I'll see you next time I'm around.

>>9630524
>mon ami*

t. français

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>>9630483
If it makes you feel better, it was an evening I would not trade for anything Miss Kneesocks. I had never tried that much foodplay before. Easily in the top 5 dates I have ever had.

evens rp
odds sleep
dubs host
trips erp with hg ava

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>>9630509
>inhales a slightly larger amount of air than necessary
Baka.

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>>9630427
I joined your team and I made it the farthest in tonight's game. You know what that means right? I'll text you the address of a new bakery that recently opened in my city, bring me a basket full of fresh bread and two large chocolate cakes from there.

>>9630438
Our outfits aren't that different, I'd go as far as t say what you're wearing right now is just a slightly different version of what I'm wearing, just recolored. I'll get you a couple of new set done.

>>9630483
Greetings Miss Daemon, here I was talking with Archer about your lovely night with him. Was it worth it?

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>>9630489
Yeah, I should probably pass out soon.The name's Junpei, myself. See you later I guess

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One of my bones is getting all tingly. I'm feeling giddy right now! Can you guess which bone of mine is giving me this feeling?

Don't think too positively, you'll end up disappointed. Because it's not the good tingle, I can tell you that.

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>>9630533
I have a good idea who it was that gave me that picture, so I stand corrected.

>>9630585
Host

>>9630585
Your third femur :^)

>>9630585
The benis bone

>>9630585
Tibia?

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>>9630555
Of course. You brought us far Miss Stocking, even taking down the OBSOLETE hero Deku. I believe rewards are in order.
>Nice trips

>>9630489
Oh that, I thought you meant she and Raven fornicated while Raven was a futanari.

>>9630585
Pelvis

Garnet and Kaito quit shitposting pls.

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>>9630535
It doesn't...I'd normally force you to take responsibility but...I think I'd rather just add another bottle to my nightly session...

>>9630555
How about you do me this ONE favor and forget you ever heard about that...oh dear lord I'm mortified, please try to NOT rub it in...I'll do it enough myself.

>>9630644
Which ava is Garnet using atm anyway?

How did the "Kaito is a shitposter" meme start?

>>9630644
What

>>9630585
Da funny bone.

>>9630649
Bb hood

>>9630644
>Garnet shitposting
Nandato?!

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>>9630595
What did I say about positive thinking?

>>9630610
Is that the benis bone?

>>9630614
Maybe, maybe...

>>9630619
Tibia honest with you, no

>>9630631
Close. It's about the same feeling.

The correct answer was the "murder bone." I was hoping one of the people with a face would respond so I could shoot them, but alas... What should I do instead?

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>>9630644
>I'm just lurking..

>>9630585
Your bonre for Len

>>9630661
You can murder like 35 people just by hosting.

>>9630650
It's not a meme. The dude does stupid shit all the time, like when he samefags as Kaito and Garry.

>>9630649
Kneesocks

Post avas and what you're listening to

>>9630665
HE DIDNT DENY EVER SHITPOSTING
YOU SAW IT
HAH

>>9630679
What's wrong with having fun?

>>9630675
Ahem...wrong.

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>>9630555
You have my thanks, Goth onee-chan. We do have very similar clothes. I will just have to avoid getting eaten again. What will we do when we meet the fox again?

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>>9630677
https://youtu.be/BE6Lj05cVlI

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>>9630679
>But I don't? Unless you count me playing Wendy.

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>>9630585
Is that a skeleton? Pfft, they're the lowest on the monster totem pole. Don't even deserve the respect they get.
>Whistling something, she takes out a gun and points it at him.
Who cares? It's not like you're anything important.
>>9630594
Stop questioning and accept the fucking gift. It's as good you're ever going to look anyway.

>>9630669
Those two have completely different typing styles.

>>9630699
Billy did you forget to take your medicine this morning?

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>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3oOQ8XnQWU

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>>9630677
https://youtu.be/As_4MEJUzeY

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>>9630661
*hands you a gif*
Remember to wash your bones.

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>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

>>9630722
I find this humerus.

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>>9630726

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>>9630677
>Watching a movie.
>It's pretty damn good.

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>>9630677
You called?

https://youtu.be/75-7Pxc6jGM

>>9630714
>he doesn't use different typing styles to throw people off.

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>>9630677
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=agro9miL3bA

>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1gZ6VYXIW2A
fa'afetai

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>>9630649
>Yo.
>>9630677
Remember to wait me better than all the others!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1U-lyqO1Kk

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>>9630677
You already know them all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-UE-KbCQD8

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>>9630624
>ayyy thanks
The kid? Did I miss something?

>>9630647
>Stocking simply shrugs
Eh, I don't particularly care about the details. Technically I should be trying to slice you in half but here I am not giving a damn so, yeah, don't worry.

>>9630705
We kick her ass, of course. I have a few ideas in mind already.
>Stocking stares at her from head to feet
I need your own legwear for a second, give it to me.

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>>9630733
?

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>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--ztGaF4m2U

Someone host, it's extremely important

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>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwXmYzRVdfE

>when you finally get a gif down from being like 25 MB so you can post it
woo

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>>9630759

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>>9630726

Great taste.

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>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE

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>>9630654
I'm serious business 24/7. I don't have a funny bone on me.

>>9630666
A hate boner maybe

>>9630667
Yeah, but it lacks that personal touch. Maybe for some milk.

>>9630710
>The skeleton draws his own gun, ecstatic that somebody with a face decided to step up. And she was a little brat too!
Oh my God shooting you is going to be so fun. Ooh, I feel a chill going up my spine...that tingly tingle that compels me to murder. Tell me, brat. Are you in league with that other brat? Because you little brats have been bratting my day up for some time now. Brats must pay with blood.

>>9630722
Thanks for the
>snicker
>amused laughter
gif...
>laughter intensifies
>bones vibrate violently
>rattling intensifies
t!! AHAHAHA! gif...T! gifT!

>>9630764
Just let me kill this chick real quick

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>>9630677
Eh.

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>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU

>>9630763
>fish tank

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>>9630647
>>9630757
I believe my BROKEEN VEESAL could be of assistance. I am quite adapt in the ways of high functioning alcoholism. Let's not fight now. This is a time of CELEBRATION! Miss Kneesocks has returned to the games... And what do you mean. RESPONSIBEELITY?

>>9630677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqURPBtGJzg

>>9630755
>Thoughts on the new Steven Universe episodes?

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>>9630726
>>9630775
I agree

>>9630782
ily

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>>9630710
Haha~ I knew it! Maybe I should give you a bar of soap in return, non? So you can wash that dirty mouth of yours.

>>9630677
https://youtu.be/qhu2RQ5Nzfc

>>9630782
You were Sam and Max?

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>>9630782
>Yoshikage Kira
Yo hold the fuck up

I want to ram my cock up to luci`s ass irl.

>>9630807
Sam and Max is Knuckles.

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>>9630757
>Yotsugi stares for a moment before removing her socks
>She folds it neatly and hands it over to Stocking

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>>9630790
I don't have anything else to listen to because I'm too lazy to find a song I was listening to and my tastes don't usually match up with other people's. S-sorry.

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>>9630782
>pets the doggo

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>>9630677
https://youtu.be/_1K25XW7Ht0

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>>9630757
You are to tell NO ONE! Understand? Consider this a cease fire, Miss Anarchy...but only as long as you keep thos secret, understand?

>>9630792
Nothing...Nothing. I'm planning on leaving again once I recollect myself...Don't you dare consider this long time.

>yfw it's hg canon that ahri vored yotsugi and shit her out

>>9630799
are you gay

>>9630796
Thanks babe.
>>9630807
Just Max.
>>9630809
Hello.
>>9630825
Awoo.

>>9630830
xD yeah!

>>9630816
o
that rabbit thing reminded me of them.

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>>9630677
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPhXKak_bHw

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>>9630825

>>9630829
ayyy, babidabooby?

>>9630829
Ily kneesocks~
>kissu

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>>9630677
>i'm watching anime instead

>tfw just ordered fresh loaded box of ammo

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>>9630848
Oh holy shit I thought only Stocking did a Yoshikage Kira, but I guess this is to be expected
Well while I have you, am I doing a good job of doing Kosaku Kawajiri? I'm figuring since you're doing him as well, it's good to ask

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>>9630764
What's your offer? That's what really important.
>>9630781
Even you talk too much!
>Without a warning, she fires directly at him. The bullet passing cleanly through his ribcage.
So kids annoy you, huh? Too bad! I only work for myself but I'm glad others see just how annoying you things can be.
>>9630799
Is that how you thank someone that managed to come across something? No wonder no one likes your gay ass.
>She begins to stand up tall, speaking in an outrageous accent.
"Like I need to be liked from any of ze trash here! Hon hon hon!" Heard it all before.

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>>9630829
How unfortunate. I am sure the other being in this VEESAL would have loved to see you again.
>Archer grabbed a bottle of rum.

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>>9630861
Badabing badaboom...wa-wanna meat'a'ball'n pa-pasta?

>>9630880
Please don't touch me...that's positively vile; and not mention against the rurururus.

>>9630897
>pic

jesus christ that thread was a fucking barrel of laughs

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Wanna dance with me?

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>>9630792
>Didn't have time to watch any of them really. Saw the very end of the trail and I thought it was pretty good.

>>9630897
You're doing just fine bud. It's not like I actively do everyone on that card, I just put them on there when I play them once and go back to them when I feel like it.

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>>9630927

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>>9630927
>uses whirlwind

>>9630899
...You drive a hard bargain, little girl.
>Opens trenchcoat
Listen, I've got all the best firearms, imported straight from Germany. Don't need 'em? I've got ammo for all the pieces you do have. You say it, you've got it at the snap of a finger in two to five business days. All it takes is one game.

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>>9630927
>Oh, good heavens, it's your forced wife from the Murderous Game the other day.
>You pray to God she's cheating on you.

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>>9630819
>Once Yotsugi's long sock is given to stocking, it becomes a very sharp shining blade just like hers. The only difference is the color pattern of each stripe.
If Panty could do it the same principle should work for me as well. Here...
>Hands the sword to the doll
Have you ever used close-range weapons before?

>>9630829
Jeez fine stop barking at me will you? Like I'd give a damn about your dark history with a CIA agent. Cease-fire, sure, but that won't matter if you get in my way during a game.

>>9630792
I won't fight her outside the murderbox as long as she doesn't piss me off, Archer, you can have that for granted.

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>>9630857
I wish I could wear a dress like that one day.
Thanks for the picture Anonymous.

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>>9630908
>tfw wasn't there to see it because I was at work
cry
Was it archived? If you can, shoot me a link so I can check it out for myself
>>9630936
Yee, thanks for the praise
I'm conflicted on if I want to advise you to bring him back or not, God knows shit would get convoluted EOH-style

>>9630951
>Not D Dancing first to get that speed and attack up
C'mon man.

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Fuckers need a game?

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>>9630901
Archer...there's only one being in your "vessel" and that's you. Good lord...so is this your new shtick? Acting like a person of poor mental health?

>>9630971
Whatever...It doesn't matter, Miss Anarchy. The important thing is that you ZIP IT!

>>9630996
Gamers need a fuck

>>9630981
>DD to a non-damaging attack
Nice job pokemon master

>tfw laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib

>>9630996
Not from you.

>>9630996
Yeah

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36 or 48?

>>9631009
Boyo, the opposing trainer is going to swap out to his next pokemon. Gonna need that extra attack to punish whatever comes out.

>>9630996
I'd rather host just so you don't.

>>9631037
dirty sex

>>9631037
48

>>9631040
please hurry

>>9631042
dirty sanchez

>cums in one Planck time

>Foxhound

plz no

>>9631040
plz do

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Alright, new thread incoming

>>9631054
ahn~

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>>9630834
No. I have a girlfriend, she did come by here once, you know...

>>9630899
>Ash chuckles and shakes his head in amusement
That was a mix between a German accent and gibberish. No, but really I did say Merci. Don't take what I say seriously, everyone here seems to make that mistake. It's always the end of the world with them.

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>>9631006
My lips are sealed.

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>>9630955
>The grin on her face widens as she at the offer presented. She is visibly regretting that she can't take it right now.
I like the way you think, merchant? But it seems like some other tool wants to do this thing. I will go on later tonight once they scram.
>>9630996
>>9631037
Hurry up before you die, old man.

>>9631037
>You will never see clint, ocelot, mcree, kino and marston drink in a bar.

QUICK HOST OVER FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Why are animefags the biggest twats of all time

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>>9631006
No, my BROKEEN BRILLIANCE cannot be contained. Can you honestly say I am the same person as Mr. Archer. I am a speaker for the SEVEN DEITIES! Though it seems my work here tonight is almost COMPLEETE!

>>9631094
>>9631094
>>9631094
>>9631094