/Gard/ -Gardevoir General Gardevoir, the Porn Star Edition This

>>9626742
can this also include my story that me and a friend of mine wrote when we were stoned

>>9628006
I didn't killed her

>>9628037
WAT?

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rate please

>>9628006
holy shit that anatomy

>>9626742
what the fuck kind of angle is this? why would you shoot from there? all you're getting from there is the dude's ass.

>>9629739
That looks kinda ominous.

>>9626742
>wants to make a porno
>static shot far away behind all the action
>>9628006
>that anatomy

Did the artist even look at the final product? Holy shit that's awful.
>>9628405
>someone actually made this
Jesus christ this autism is fucking deadly

>>9629893
I was baked when I made this >>9628405. also my hands shake due to a car crash that I was in years ago

we need /gallade/

>>9630297
i want to use gallade's hips as a pillow

>>9630371
its a dick cushion

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>ywn corrupt your mind-reading servant with lewd thoughts and make her addicted to sex

>>9626742
>general
These threads go to shit if too many threads are made back to back

>>9634482
this
i'm fine with gardevoir threads
but a general? no thanks

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Would you?

>>9634732
Yes, I would marry.

Gallade

>>9626742
OP, you fucked up. Why of all the available pictures you had to pick the blandest one that's also a fucking grayscale. People won't even notice there's a gardevoir thread.

>>9634732
Adopt a ralts, raise them as my daughter/son with love and care, then let them evolve naturally and eventually strike out on their own? Absolutely.

If it was a boy I'd find a stone and let them choose if they wanted to be a Gallade or not.

>>9639225
>that bottom lip
>that poorly tacked on dick
This could've been so perfect

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>>9639298
It would've been mediocre even without those, man.

>>9634732
Yes, a Pokemon's age is not determined by their evolution, just how long they've been born, kind of like us.

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old but gold

>>9640529
>tfw no maid waifu gardevoir

Man. It's a good day to feel it

>>9640529
bittenhard's toptier.

who wants me to write a story

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>>9644285
Literally no one.

>>9644323
I'm bored and just had 3 beers. I want to see how my drunk writing is

>>9644285
no

>>9644567
I'm drunk.I tend to write people's future when drunk

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>>9644378
That's fine.

Then keep it to yourself.

>>9644708
you will die on April 27 2064

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>>9627922
sure

>>9644627
tell me when I'll get a job

>>9645440
7 years from now

>>9644986
I wrote the parts where the gardevoir is a fighter pilot

>>9645456
guess I'll kill myself

>>9644285
I do but then when you sober up go back and fix it. Then save it, then get drunk again to readjust.

>found this on a computer back in high school

a gardevoir was in her pokeball. she shivered from the pressure on her bladder."why do i need to stay in here". her trainer was a mean one. he kept her in her pokeball for almost the whole day. she had snuke out of her pokeball to grab some food. she found a pepsi. she drank it without thinking. "man i really gotta piss. when is he gonna let me out". she crossed her legs and grabbed her crotch. "im gonna die in here". she felt a spasm of desperation shake her entire body."screw it i need to go. she hit the exit button on her pokeball. she waddled to the bathroom. she found the toilet. she sat on the toilet. she tried to release slowly but she could not keep it back. she gushed into the toilet."AHHHHHH soooooo much better". her master woke up.

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Just finished this.

>>9649449
hnnnnnng so cute!

>>9642275
old bittenhard, maybe

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>>9649449
reminds me of these two pics from mizone

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>>9649969

>>9649449
hey, that's pretty good

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lol

>>9649710
This.

>>9634732
Sure.

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Is Gardevoir for pregnancy?

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>>9655935
yes

>>9655935
No

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>>9655935
Oh yesss.

>>9655935
Yeah
Literally the perfect waifu, it would be wasteful not to fertilize all her eggs.

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>>9656839

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>>9658825
>kill it with fire before it lays eggs

>>9653302
That is one smug lolimon man.

>>9668158
I want to get ravaged by that cock.

>>9669510
I hate when the gardevoir doesn't really look like gardevoir.

>>9663677
>tfw you'll never see smug contentment on your kirlia's face after getting dicked by you

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>>9656732
It almost feels like we'd never understand each other.

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Anybody here a patron to mrploxy? New pages to deception are up on his patreon and I want leaks.

Anyone have any erotica?

>>9673820
fifty shades of gardevoir

>>9674903
why is this pairing so popular

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>tfw no gardevoir to hypno you.

>>9673595
you mean the "I didn't killed her" ones or are there newer ones?

>>9678082
He posted newer ones. But I guess he will be releasing them here soon.

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>>9628405
Ramblings of a madman.

>>9680631
>you are kill me
>i' having fun
holy kek, dark moltres shit is always a barrel of laughs

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>>9628405

>me and gardevoir were deep in berlin escorting b-17s

I knew right off the bat this was going to be badass.

>>9648960
Stabbed

>>9689145
wtf is this linework?

>>9644285
Please do

>>9690564
lol

Anyone got that one comic about the trap Gardevoir that gets addicted to its trainers kisses?

>>9689352
Its good linework

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>you will never impregnate your Gardevoir wife right after she gives birth to a batch of half-human half-Ralts crimes against natures
>your Gardevoir wife will never be constantly pregnant and stay at home to cook your meals and take care of your family

>>9692931

I second this request.

And if any artist out there is willing, I would love to see a comic, it can be short, about a porn star Gardevoir. I would love to see what a porn shoot with a Gardevoir would look like and involve.

>>9645474
Did you post anything?

>>9697207
Oh I'm redarded

>>9697207
I will post more tomorrow. My scanner is a tard. My handwriting is kinda bad due to a car crash I was in years ago

>>9697863
No one is inerested

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Some anon on /vp/ leaked the new pages of decpetion. Will be posting them here.

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>>9628405
>me and gardevoir were deep in berlin escorting b-17s

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>>9701197
>>9701205
>>9701213
What the fuck is this?

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>>9701620
A shitty story, told by a sperg with thin skin.

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>>9701197
>>9701205
>>9701213

This is literally the worst comic of all time.

>>9695495
I'd rather a gardevoir impregnate me desu senpai

>>9693105
it's terrible linework. Like, it's not even technically a linework.

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>>9704637

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Do you guys like your male gardevoirs with tits or without?

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>>9705311

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>>9705383
Without, obviously.

With is just kind of fun once in a while to emphasise a point. Or just a change of pace.

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>>9704637

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>>9706078

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>>9706078
>>9706084

>>9705311
>>9705429
>>9706078
>>9706084

Is the green hair dude some kind of an oc or an actual character?

>>9707840
> "hair" not green
> actual hair
don't do this.

>>9707222
Think that's supposed to be Wally, a character from the 3rd gen games

>>9701205
Holy fuck, that text box. I thought that was the guerilla pasta in there for a second.

>>9704900
>he thinks he can set the standard for what is and isnt linework
>he probably doesnt even draw
Let people have their style dipshit.

>>9708287
Don't tempt me anon

>>9696688
>>9696698
Is this vore or something

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>>9708287

>>9707222
>>9708172
What the fuck are you doing in this thread?

>>9708418
I was just answering the anon's question, no need to be upset.

>>9708347
Why are you so defensive about this? Artstyle or not, it's objectively a very shitty lineart, no matter how you look at it. Also, I do draw. Checkmate, atheists.

>>9708347
i hope you realize you don't need to draw in order to identify bad art
that's like saying you need to be a chef to know when food tastes bad

>>9708843
No, you can say it looks bad. But you don't try and pretend you know the technical aspects of it. Lineart works differently from artist to artist. Theres no one way to do it. But someone would know this if they actually drew

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Drew something. Will color later..

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>>9701197
>>9701205
>>9701213
What the fuck is this shit? Are those dialogs for real? What the hell is going on? How does this shit get 83+ pages?
So many questions. Would someone mind to enlighten me?

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>>9709517
This comic was discovered by /vp/ and the reason it is so popular is the same reason Tails Gets Trolled was popular. Meme potential.

The story is a wreck. Nobody knows what is going on. 83+ pages due to donated autismbucks

>>9709323
Nice, is the kirlia next for fucking?

>>9709517
You don't want to know, trust me. It's cancer. basically an artist tried to do a porn comic, then decided his porn comic m,ust have plot, then decided his comic has to have complex plot, then decided his comic isn't a porn comic anymore, but an existential 2deep4u story, then got ridiculed by people, got mad, and started shitting plot twists and what not to spite those people, then... Well, you get an idea. We have an artist who doesn't know what he's doing and can't take criticizm. It's drama all over the place, to the point he got banned from e621 for venting out on users...

>>9708347
>>9709022
Dude, what the fuck are you rambling about? You won't accept a statement from people who don't draw? Fine - I'm someone who does draw and I agree with them. It's a terrible linework. It has little to do with artstyle, unless if the artstyle is based on having a terrible linework. The artist either is lazy as fuck and doesn't use eraser, doesn't respect his work and doesn't use eraser, or has a terrible understanding of what makes a good linework. Yes, you can have various types of lineworks, but it doesn't matter if one's linework is just plain shitty.

>>9709707
I hate it when porn comics end up focusing on the plot and going for the 2deep4me shit. Whenever it happens it ruins the comics and usually the creator gets buttmad and never finishes.

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>>9709759
Different strokes for different folks mane.
It works, and it's just the same stuff you'd do for sketching. Ilustres spoks is damn good.
Now have some more "shitty" linework

>>9709866
okay, be honest - are you Ilustres Spoks? Because it looks like you are. And it's low, dude.
You see, your pic related, while the linework is still rather lazy and poor, it works. This >>9689145 however, is a mess.Linework shouldn't be like this. It's objectively bad.

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>>9709949
It's literally just sketching famalamadingdong. You see people do that sometimes, because it's something you can do with your lines. You understand? Naw, clearly you don't.

>>9710064
>It's literally just sketching
so, it's literally a sketch and not a lineart?

Eraser exists for a reason. Usually people, if their sketch is too shitty, use eraser to improve it so that it can pass as a linework. And if you don't, you don't have a right to throw a bitchfit every time someone says that your linework is shit.

>>9710135
People like roughly drawn styles too you know? You're kind of being a huge douche.

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>>9710135
>anon calls the lineart shitty
>no one seems to understand how drawing things works
>no one understands how sketching works
>no one understands how doodling works
>there's no way someone can like what I don't like so it must be the artist on damage control
Retarded

>>9710135
did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

>artist does a lazy linework
>people say the linework is shitty
>artist gets all defensive and throws a bitchfit
>"it's just muh style"
>"me bad intentionally"

>>9710204
>there's no way someone can like what I don't like so it must be the artist on damage control
you are way too defensive over this to not be the artist, also that filename adds a suspicion. So yeah, try to grow a thicker skin, maybe? Try to realize that you aren't perfect, maybe?

>>9710164
there's rough, and then there's shitty.

>>9710462
>he still thinks I'm the artist
Damn you're retarded. It's just super clear when someone doesn't know what they're talking about when it comes to drawing shit.
Sorry you need to pretend I'm the artist to make yourself feel better.

>>9710571
>he still thinks I can't draw
Damn you're retarded. It's just super clear when someone doesn't know what they're talking about when it comes to drawing shit.
Sorry you need to pretend I don't know anything about drawing to make yourself feel better.

>>9710482
It's hardly even rough as is though? It's fine.

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>>9710613
>litterally just calling the art shitty and falling back on how who he's arguing with is the butthurt artist
You really don't know shit senpai

>>9710659
that linework is lazy and shitty, anon. It's an objective truth. It puzzles me why this simple truth has triggered you so much

>>9710702
because that's how sketching works, some artists do that, it puzzles me why this simple truth has triggered you so much

>>9710743
so, it's shitty and lazy. I am arguing that it's shitty and lazy. I do not care that it's a sketch or something, artists can make a sketch look good or bad, that doesn't matter. What matter's, is that someone said the linework was lazy and shitty, and you started arguing that it's not.

>>9710783
It isn't lazy or shitty at all though???

>>9710783
Because it's not. Sketching like that is quick looks good for how simple it is. Not all lineart is perfect and calling it shitty, because it's sketchy tells me you know next to nothing about how drawing stuff works. So my point is, is you're a retard.

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>>9710825
oh but it is.

>>9709022
ha haa you're right anon only TRUE drawers know that giving up on your lineart is a matter of choice

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>>9710881
>still doesn't understand how sketching works

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>>9710937
>calls it line art for 50 posts
>now it's a step backwards in the process so people won't call me an amateur
uhuh

>>9710881
But it isn't? Are you just OCD as fuck or something?

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>>9710974
that's the process used bruv
come on this is simple shit

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>>9710992
he's just upset that people like what he doesn't like. It's a common symptom of autism

>>9711017
i like this picture but you being a defensive shit over it for dozens of replies is giving it a bad impression

just ignore people when they say your scribbles seem unprofessional when they're actually at the scribble stage, alright? if it doesn't matter that much to you, you don't need to throw a fit.

>>9711078
>just ignore people when they say your scribbles seem unprofessional when they're actually at the scribble stage, alright?
>still thinking I'm the artist
My god, how are you able to read? No one can be this retarded.

>>9711257
that's not me. Apparently, now multiple people think you are actually the artist.

>>9711279
Good, because I am

>>9711257
your main point is "only REAL ART MENS can understand why this is a good art work" so either you're a defensive artist or pathetic enough to get defensive on their behalf.

like, you see the connection people can make between "You need to be an artist" and the idea that you're the artist? should I repeat myself a third time just to make sure?

if you're really unrelated and STILL using this argument, let's see your work.

>>9711341
No, It's just obvious to me when people don't know what they're talking about. Like you.
It's the point I'm making because the pic itself is good and for some reason you're hung up on how bad it is and how wrong people are for liking it.

>>9711386
>i like this picture but you being a defensive shit over it for dozens of replies is giving it a bad impression
-me, minutes ago
reading comprehension anon.

so you've admitted you're not an artist when your only defense for it being sloppy was "if you actually drew you'd get it." we're done here, if you don't mind backing out of an internet fight on a malaysian pottery board

literally just quit crying nigga you don't need to field every bit of criticism that comes towards a picture you like

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>>9710937
>>9710849
>>9711386
Ok, I tried to avoid this retarded discussion, but seing you use those terrible arguments just gets on my nerves too much. I'm the guy who drew this >>9709323, so, regardless of whether you think it's good art or not, I think we can all agree that I know a thing or two about sketching and how it works in general.

That linework/sketch is, well, as people have been telling you, lazy. Most artists start with a rough/sketchy drawing at first, and then, start refining it. Whether they just refine it a bit (and it remains a sketch), or they spend a lot of time and effort into turning it into a decent drawing, the more effort you spend into refining it, usually the better it becomes. If an artist chooses not to refine it at all and present it as it is, this usually result in said artwork looking unfinished, as if the artist didn't put much effort in it. That's what makes it "lazy". Whether you think it makes it shitty or not is everyone's personal opinion, but it being "lazy" is a fact.

I posted this wip last thread. By definition, it's lazy (and shitty too, may I add), because at that point I didn't have much effort put into refining it yet. You understand what I'm saying? I sincerely hope you aren't the actual artist, but gosh, you do make it look like you are. And if you're not, well, then you're making him look bad.

So, tl;dr - if you keep using "you don't know anything about drawing/sketching/etc" as an argument to push your opinion, you just gonna make yourself look like a retard.

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>>9711449
Didn't start this fire anon. It's just funny to me how retarded people are and how quickly the "you must be the artist" thing got brought up.
None of this is serious, just everyone making an ass of themselves. Including you

>>9711511
where did kirlia go, anon

>>9711522
this nigga's really that invested baka
hope he's fucking the artist cause woah boy if he's got nothing better to do...

>>9711523
it's a wip from the last thread. From before there was a Kirlia.

>>9711523
From his comment, that's a WiP sketch, a version prior to the one with Kirlia, which is a less sketchy and more refined version.

>>9711511
>all doodles and sketches are lazy
Doesn't make em bad dumdum

>you're making him look bad
Not my fault that's what people assume senpai

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>>9711549
Look where we are senpai

>>9711601
you've lost, fuckboi
send the artist your last love letter, call your isp and tell them you've had enough
you're too attached to this argument

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>>9711687
>you've lost, fuckboi
This is just you debating if I'm the artist or not, in defense of some retard who hates a pic so much he can't stop handing out (you)s

also
>nyah nyah I won XD
kys senpai

>>9711601
>all doodles and sketches are lazy
>Doesn't make em bad dumdum

They're lazy if you advertise them as "finished" art (because technically they aren't finished). "Lazy", as in not something bad, but as in "the artist didn't spend much time and effort into it. Also, yes, being "lazy" doesn't make it bad. It greatly depends on the artist and his/her skill. Many artists can make a 5 min doodle that looks better than anything I can produce. But, compared to what they could accomplish if they would invest time and effort into it, that 5 min doodle would still be considered "lazy". It's the same here - the artist just didn't bothered to spend a lot of effort on it. And it resulted in said artwork looking quite bad, as according to some anons. It was their personal opinion against yours, and it should have stayed this way, but you started using retarded arguments and claiming it's not lazy and stuff... You just made a pretentious ass out of yourself.

>>9711712
>>9711644
>>9711522
>>9711017
>>9710937
Holy shit you're taking up space. Quit it with the reaction images, this is a porn thread.

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>>9711746
>It was their personal opinion against yours, and it should have stayed this way, but you started using retarded arguments and claiming it's not lazy and stuff... You just made a pretentious ass out of yourself.
Bruh I could call you art bad all day long, but that doesn't take away from the fact that you have enough skill to make something like it. Your Gardevoirs look weird, but there's effort put into it.
But we're all asses here because we're handing out (you)s. I'd be happy to accept more, but just look where you are.

>>9711832
Have your gay feud, but keep your hands out of the image limit.

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>>9711879
have this, it's all i've got

>>9711832
>Bruh I could call you art bad all day long
And I woudn't be trowing a bitchfit or arguing about it. I don't consider myself skilled or good, and I'm aware I still have lots to improve on and in time I will grove to dislike my earlier works. Because, ultimately, everything depends on a personal taste. So, in case you ARE the artist, learn to take criticism for fuck's sake.

>>9711960
>ARE the artist, learn to take criticism for fuck's sake.
This shouldn't even be a question anymore senpai. Who do YOU think I am on /trash/?

>>9712006
>Who do YOU think I am on /trash/?
Danny Devito?

>>9712006
good job dodging every other part of the post anon i wouldn't have known you were hellbent on being retarded if you just didn't give him a (You)

>>9712051
I'm always happy to help fuel stimulating discussion =^)

>>9712085
didn't you know it causes autism? No wonder yours is so advanced.

>>9712085
thanks for the reply friend my only source of happiness is baiting blocks of text into appearing below me

>>9712119
It's what we all strive for friendo. I like the (you)s myself.

>>9628405
I got bored and tried translating the scribbles, but i think i got some shit wrong and there were parts i couldn't translate.


Me and gardevoir were deep in Berlin escorting B-17s. “Hey look at those clouds” Gardevoir pointed at some streaks in the sky.

“Looks like they are at 40,000 feet.”

“I don’t think the Germans have a plane that can do that.”

We went back to our mission. The focus [????] streak clouds in the sky. As we zoom in on them the clouds reveal their secret. The clouds were a whole squad of me-262s, the world’s first fighter jet.

The leader of the squad who had his plane’s nose painted black: “Kill them all, especially the “animals.”~ They close in and fly very close to me. “Oh fuck jets, we got jets.” With a womp womp womp womp the cannons fire at the B-17s. The B-17s wonder what’s hitting them. They open fire on a fighter. The fighter was shredded.

“[???] Bunk!” [????] the fighters flew around chasing the jets we flew into the bomber formation. The bombers were in stock formation so we had to be careful not to crash. Me and Gardevoir chased a me-262. The me-262 started to climb.

“Get him!”

“I can’t, i have the throttle wide open. There too damn fast!”

The me-262 out climbed us.

“Fuck that faggot is gone!” The jets continued their destruction. Gardevoir noticed a me-262 was flying right in her line of fire. She open fired on the jet. The left wing got ripped off.

“Yea!!!!!!!!!”

“I’ll be damned. You did it!”

goddamn
i leave this thread for a few hours and it goes to hell

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What the fuck is going on ITT?

>>9713291
Not enough dude Gardes, Kirlias or Raltses.

>>9713291
anon said >>9689145 has a shitty linework
another anon got very defensive and said it has good linework
then the argument branched out and went out of control.

>>9713291
>you will never bury your face in that small bulge and lick the semen through the soaked panties

>>9713291
Hey, I've seen that somewhere else. Could it be?

>>9714502
Is there more to this?

>>9714640
Maybe...
[spoiler]I mostly lurk these threads.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Hello.[/spoiler]

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>>9715714
Love the stuff he does with his Gardevoir, but I really wish he would draw their chest spike and remember the kissmark tattoo on the balls

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>>9715139
Only a version without the effect lines and speech "bubble".

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>>9710135
>objectively bad
>OBJECTIVELY
>BAD
I wish, I wish, I wish this meme would die, along with every fucking person who has ever used it. BTW your opinion sucks and that's why you feel the need to cover it by calling it "objectively" true. Get cancer and fucking die. Really.

>>9710881
I can't seem to understand why it matter to you so much. Are you like some sort of hyperfunctioning autist who can't focus on the picture as a whole or something? I can very easily determine that the image here depicts a very shapely and attractive Gardevoir without zeroing in on the most inconsequential details to the point where I feel inclined to bitch about it on the internet. Maybe that's just me though, and you're somehow correct about how the artist should be ashamed for not prettying up his freely given internet porn in just the way you like it (which, incidentally, just so happens to be the empirically correct way to do it. How convenient for you.)

If Ilustres is actually in this thread, let me first tell you that your work is super hot to those without severe OCD. Secondly, don't feed this pussy of a troll, he'll move the goalpost any which way to feel like he won, likely because his own art looks like shit and he needs the validation. Lastly, please keep making more porn to fuel my crippling addiction. Oh, and don't let him know if you're actually in this thread, or he'll never let it go.

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>>9715139
>>9716370

Also versions of each without transparent backgrounds, but that's it really.

>>9709517
>haven't heard about this guy in years
>suddenly catch up and he's crazy

Oh for FUCKS SAKES

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>>9718036
Post more Gardeboys getting their stud on!

>>9717868
>>9718141
oh noes, the retard started shilling again. Someone just said that artwork has poor linework (because it does). It's you dipshits who took it all serious and threw a bitchfit arguing against the obvious.

>>9711017
usually after making a scribble you would at the very least clean up the lines so they aren't rough or jagged, all before putting ANY color into the image, not doing so only ever results in a half finished product and subsequently a shitty drawing

>>9723110
>>9723544
Thank you for being great art critics anons. I'm sure you're great artists too.

>>9726913
>I have brain damage and I must make sure everyone knows this

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>>9723110
I'd shill for this art any day of the week. In fact...

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>>9727299
Shame they haven't done more Gardevoir art. Would make this unashamed shilling more effective.

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>>9723544
Ohh boy this one oughta trigger your autist real hard.
>>9727322
Anyway, I'll just continue with a normal dump now.

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>>9727343

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>>9727355
>ywn make her uncomfortable by using her body until she reluctantly warms up to you

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>>9727370

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>>9727378

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>>9727383

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>>9727396

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>>9727410

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>>9727421

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>>9727430
That's enough for now.

>>9727025
Not the one keeping a shit fight alive.

I'm lmaoing at this shilling faggot so hard.

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>>9727343
>triggered so much he's calling other people triggered
ye, you aren't fooling anyone, sweetie.

>>9727650
i think thats the point

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>>9727696
>sweetie
I know you used this word sarcastically as a way to try and hurt me, but it's just kind of strange. You seem like an uncomfortable person.
>>9727650
>>9727565
Also, why do you keep making separate posts for each thought? It this a poor attempt at samefagging or are you just trying to yeild as many (You)'s as possible? We're supposed to be sharing these (You)'s, quit hogging them.

Is there any good gardevoir rape greentext or story?

>>9727565
i thought you dropped this sweatie, did all the advice i gave you about not replying to bait just go out the other ear?

they're not keeping the fight alive if you're still giving anyone who criticizes sloppy work a nice, shiny (You), sweatums ;)

i should commission this artist and charge back in a day when he comes back with scribbles and says he's done

>>9727826
>someone doesn't agree with me
>must be a samefag

Also, look, it would be great if you tried responding to your opponents' arguments instead of changing topics everytime or repeating same "no, it's gud, you are wrong, I'm right" statements.

People told you what makes it a shitty drawing, now it's your turn to explain us why their statements are invalid, and it's actually, a good drawing.

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Ok, since both sides think the other one is samefagging, let's try a strawpoll out.

Please vote on whether you agree that the artwork is lazy (and as a result, shitty), or not.

http://www.strawpoll.me/13121042

>>9728908
Oh, just in case, we are talking about this drawing >>9689145

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>>9728174
THIS
Oh great writefags, you are summoned. Grant us >rape.

>>9729814
>azorious guild cards with a foil Lavinia in the middle
>rakdos-type activities
what is this blasphemy?

>>9728744
I told you already, are you handicapped? I said it shouldn't matter and can be overlooked if you aren't fucking Rain Man. You can still tell it's a Gardevoir with big tits. Everything else is subjective so I'm not gonna bother telling you it's good art again.
>>9710702
Oh good God. This is pathetic. Even if we "win" it means nothing.

>>9730232
Whoops, replied to wrong post. Lemme get you another (You) here, you lucky dog.
>>9728908

>>9730232
Thing is, is that most people who pull this kind of shit usually do it to make themselves feel better about their shitty abilities or lack of ability.

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>>9728908
THE DAY IS OURS
AKARAT BE PRAISED

>>9728908
Well. I guess that solves that then. Goodnight sweet thread and anon's ego.

>>9728908
>>9730428
Voted no, but it's easy for people to manipulate those things.

>>9728908
ITT 2-4 remaining anons get the most exercise they've had in years desperately jumping from IP address to IP address

>>9730666
fucking kek
Satan has spoken!

the point is that the artist used as little as possible effort to produce said artwork. Regardless whether you are able to enjoy it or not, fact remains it's a lazy and shitty drawing. I suppose our point of view lost, but I have not seen a single credible argument from your side thorough the entire thread, so go figure who's in the actual right here. Congratz on shilling your shitty self-esteem to the victory.

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>>9730731

>>9730819
I will stop when you produce a decent argument that isn't "no, u are wrong, I'm right" type of a remark. Based on your inability to produce any, I suppose that's never.

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>>9730847
Not sure what kind of fucked up cognitive dissonance you have to go through to ignore this
>>9730232
anon's post. Their argument has just about as much "objective" evidence as yours. Which is none. Now be a good boy and eat your crow.

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>>9730847
Not me senpai.

>>9727696
what a silly gardevoir
that is not how you use a straw

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back for some porn

bump limit reached
goodbye