I Hate Myself "That's not Clem" edition

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>>9624566
Hi ms. Possum

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Daydrinking on a Tuesday afternoon because what's the point?

What's everyone else up to?

>>9624682
Getting fired. I officially got terminated from my job just a few minutes ago, I'm sitting in the car now trying to figure out what I'm going to do now (outside of huffing bleach, that is).

>>9624784
Sucks dude, are you >>9619258 by any chance?

>>9624566
>tfw no qt possum gf

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>>9624682

Sitting in my bed trying to hit my bin with the seed shells

So far i hit 12 out of 34

>>9624784
Time for adventure

>>9624682
Considering drinking on a Tuesday afternoon, but probably shouldn't because I just had a hangover-related sick day.

That's not Clem, dumbass

today fucking sucks
woke up after sleeping 15 hours. had to do most of my workday while progressively feeling shittier and weaker. ended up leaving with just two hours left to go because i was too much of a pussy to take it.

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>>9624936
>doesn't read the post
>replies anyway

>>9624848
12:34 isn't the worst ratio of hits to misses

>>9624979
I know that feeling, man. Tomorrow's another shot, or another early day- whichever it is it'll be y'know?

>>9624821
Yep, and >>9540565 from earlier.

At least I spent the weekend depressed as fuck about the possibility so it didn't hurt quite as bad when it actually happened. I'm more concerned for my wife at this point, I don't want her to have to work extra just to support my broken, pathetic ass.

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>>9625057
It's 13 to 46 now though

>>9625115
You'll find something else, Try looking for something that's causing the pattern to repeat. You might not like the solution but identifying the problem would be step 1 if you really want to make an improvement- otherwise there's always the gutter

>>9625207
Is there a strong breeze in your room or someone swatting them away from the basket?

>>9625446
I like how in these memes most of the panels suck but one of them's just fucking great.

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>>9624826
The suffering is real.

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>>9625431
No
The bin is like 4m away and i'm horrible at throwing things

15; 57

>>9625606
Oh, well from like 12 feet away I guess that's understandable. That's practically across the room

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>>9625694
Ya it's a bit more than halfway across it

Attic dweller here, long room but the ceiling is in the way


21/ 71

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So I'm sorta new to this whole opossum thing, is it really as simple as hanging out here on /trash/ and being angsty? Is there more to it?

>>9626218
At one point it was based around the comic, until that basically just died
So now it's angst with possums.

>>9626218
Why you gotta make everything a "thing", man?

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>>9625819
Ceilings are overrated

>>9626249
There was one posted like a month ago?

>>9626254
It doesn't have to be a thing, just making sure I'm not missing out on a thing that's already a thing by not knowing about the thing, man

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saw this poss at the furry con i was at the other day (not sure who the dog is other than they are both from the same suit maker)

>>9626460
A month is a long time.

>>9626487
>eye spots on a possum
????

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>>9626523
i think that particular suit maker uses the same kind of eyes for all the stuff they make

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Has anybody else here listened to this album?
It does a surprisingly good job of conveying themes of anxiety and pessimism while keeping a generally positive vibe throughout. I can heavily relate to songs like "The Jitters" and "A Life of Possibilities".
I didn't want to sperg out completely, just thought a lot of people here would find it appealing.

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>>9627367
I can relate to the "I have to force myself to brush my teeth" line

>>9627367
S'Decent so far, Ludo also has a lot of songs throughout their discography that have a miserable message behind upbeat and poppy jams

>>9624901
Update: decided to drink anyway. Staying at home alone is just too much to take sober.

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>>9624566
>wrong opossum
>no "haha"
is nothing sacred

>>9630720
She's cute though, at least.

>>9626218
There's a pretty intricate handshake involved.

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https://youtu.be/0rBCT5ROfNQ

>>9629935
Good on you friend, welcome

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>>9630720
Everything is different and everyone is uncomfortable, sets a mood for the thread

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Lost my best friend today.

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>>9632543

Fuck, anon.. That's terrible.. I'm really sorry to hear that.

>>9632543
What was their name?

>>9632669
Antony "Tony"

>>9632543
One of the worst feels. Take solace in the fact that you were able to form such a strong connection with someone for however long as those are rare occasions.

>>9633194
It seemed so surreal at first. Day before we were chillin, next moment he was more than dead. Makes you question how everything in your world can turn upside down in a second.

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>>9633270
I had a buddy of mine take a station wagon in the side on his motorcycle two years ago, literally saw each other 20 minutes before it happened- it'll set in and it'll suck but you learn to live without them after a bit

>>9633270
When my best friend died it didn't feel real until I saw what was left of him in a room filled with people I didn't know being sad. Still fucks me up a bit to this day but it happened at the end of my high school run a few years back and that combined with other unpleasant aspects of my life had caused me to drop out a second and final time. It gets easier but it never gets less shitty.

>>9624566
new phone who dis

>>9633889
this is mike, hello

>>9633924
>>9633889
But mike ded?

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Eaaaating seeeeds as a pastime activityyyyy

>>9634530
What's the hit to miss on the bin? 21/71 last count IIRC

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In case anyone here isnt sated by all the furry webcomics, try this manga. Its got that zootopia approach, but darker.

Haha

I drove 11 hours today and got over 1100km's in distance. Someone give me a foot rub please.

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18, graduating soon, can't graduate with the people i started this journey with 12 years ago since i'm going to a different school. i feel way too shitty about that. it would at least feel like a final goodbye to the people i went to elementary school with n shit.

i can't smell the nice fresh rain during the night without being reminded of those great times at camp

i don't know what to do with my life, once i graduate i'll just, be done with school of course. until i choose to go to college or not.

it's hard to vent about any of this anymore since i'm always too exhausted to just, bring it up again i guess

i have my L but i don't have my N, haven't practiced at all during the whole year or so i've had my L.

i'm also a pedophile, so it can only go downhill from here right? i can't get help without risking my freedom, i want to get help though, don't get me wrong. just, i believe the world is gonna fuck my ass if i try to get help for this. once you bring it up with a therapist they'll write some notes n shit for your file, then the government will know 100% you're a pedo, probably put you on a high watch list. then there's also the chance of the therapist saying, "well you're a pedo, so obviously you're a threat to society good bye lol" and they throw you in jail. i only have one friend i can talk to this about, nobody else. it's awful, i feel trapped and alone, whenever people go, "lol pedos are super fucked up yo" i always get upset because i'm reminded that this is the standard society holds me to, i'm hated more than hitler just because of some rewiring in my brain.

im doomed.

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>>9636442
Feet are gross, but that's a helluva distance. What's the trip for?

>>9636488
I've got to renovate my grandmother's house, she's too old to do this herself and I wanted to come see some old friends while I'm here.

Also feet are gross, but kinda hot. Nice soft feet kicking you gently... It's nice.

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>>9636508

>>9636469
>tfw grew up fucking around with kids the same age as me in the neighborhood

I still miss those times

Been reading up on Chaos Magic lately. Very interested. Have an acquaintance that's practicing and's cool with me asking questions. Currently working on getting to gnosis through meditation.

You guys got any wizard shit needs done? If I haven't blown my face off in a few months, I'm good for it.

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>>9636544

>>9636544
Can you get me and my boyfriend in the same country and living happily ever after?

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>>9636544
Chaos magic, you say?

>>9636544
>literal serious meme magic

Didya learn about sigils from the deviant art tier guide or straight from /x/?

>>9636544
You dont need to study magic to become a wizard, you are already on your way with staying a vrigin until 30.

>>9636544
gimme a bf

How have your interactions with actual Possums have turned out?

I helped a Possum give birth once.

>>9636544
can chaos magic give me a possum

>>9637659
Used to have an opossum family hang around the backyard when I was a little kid.
Got scared off by construction and hasn't come back.
They always seemed super nice and cuddly, though. I used to watch them sniff around when I was allowed to stay up late enough.

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1-3: Drug overdose
4-6: Shotgun to the face
7-9: Rope and a chair
0: Continue living on the slight bit of hope that things will get better

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>>9638652
see you around /trash/

>>9638652
These are shit options.

>>9638652
Take it to r9k. Possums play dead but fight to continue existing.

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>>9634668
Oh fuck i passed out

Mum came in and cleaned my shit

I guess i gotta start anew

Anyone else liking catch 22? As in the band

>>9638652
>no money for drugs
>in bong so can't get guns
>no money for rope
This seems a tad unfair.

heh

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Someone find me a 3d model of clem so i can 3d print it

>>9641288
cum on it when you do
and show us

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http://drop-out.thecomicseries.com/
>"this comic was originally planned to be 100 pages."
>"it will be going over that number a bit. i don't have an exact number, but you'll know when it's over."
I fucking knew it

>>9641386
How do you think it will end?

>>9641304
Clem is not for lewd

Kyle is though

>>9641435
Sugar has more than established her intent, the only real question left is if Lola actually wants to die or if she's been hanging on to try and save Sugar at the last moment.

Almost 18 hours into a day isn't too late to get food is it?
Should I bother eating today?

>>9642863
Yes do bother


I wish i could have taken pics of my arm just for stuff like that

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>>9642863
Go eat!

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>>9642901
.....arm?

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>>9643052
Lathe'd the skin on my forearm off because i passed out while working due to malnutrition

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>>9643101
Different person, but... I remember you! Because you hadn't eaten because of that thing in your stomach suppressing your hunger.

How are you doing these days?

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>>9643138
Yea i had a cyst or something in my tummy that made me feel like i ate a lot

I'm doing okay, wounds are healing up fast and i'll probably be back at work in a month or so

Only bad thing is that my orange tree dieded because of my fucken roomie

How's you doin?

>>9637165
>>9637653
Maybe.
>>9637592
Yeah, and the Emperor's a faggot
>>9637624
I'm reading a book called /Chaos Condensed/. Whole deal's way more professional and accessible than what you'd expect from wizard shit.
>>9637629
I'm only 20. Also technically not a virgin.
>>9638015
totally, dude

>>9643504
The Emperor's not a faggot, the zealots (ie everyone in the Empire) are

>>9644105
t. fag enabler

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>>9643492
That's good to hear. Also, your roomie owes you a bunch of orange juice and a new tree, the way I see it.

I'm doing alright. Things aren't really looking any better, but my outlook on them is, and fixing my life isn't going to come from anywhere but inside me so that's good.

let it die get real friends fucking poseurs

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>>9644333
Sweet, a full house

>>9643101
Geez dude, that sounds rough- I dropped my machining course after I saw some kid get half their hair pulled out on a rotating lathe arm.

Well I got pizza...not sure if it counts as nutritious or not but it's something that isn't pot smoke, cig smoke, or booze so that's an improvment from yesterday

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>>9636469
Dude, chill out.
I'm not going to blindly say "hurr bdurr things are going to b gud", But you're getting waaaay too ahead of yourself.
Life is not going to be a walk in the park, i can assure you that, but do not try to predict how things will go.
If you're conscient about the pedo thing and do realize that it's fucking awful, only that already proves you wanna change. And that's the first step.
Stupid fucking example, but you can like a food and never ever eat it in your life.
It sucks, but it's for the best. Maybe things aren't quite as bad as we left ourselves believe.

>>9636469
>tfw at least as an animal fucker therapists won't throw me to the cops
Still sucks though. You've got it worse than me for sure, but I understand to a small degree how you feel.
Regardless of what you do, you've got a solid 5+ decades ahead of you - that's a huge amount of time to work things out, so just take it a step at a time for now.

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Hi anons. This is my... third? lurked thread. You guys seem cool.

>>9648384
We're pretty cool for a bunch of losers, yeah. Welcome

>>9648384
>tfw been posting and being trash since the /co/ habits threads as the comic got released

Thought it was going to be generic furry webcomic garbage but I got some relatable and comfy feels from it and the threads.

I guess I'll consult the possum on this one. I live in a big city and I need out. I can't relate to anyone anyway, but I'd like to at least have hobbies that don't cost a fuckton of money. And you know, nature and shit.

I don't have hard skills like machining or a commercial license, I did graduate college, been (more or less) in work since then. I don't want to run away and then have to come home tail between legs and all my money spent.

How do I find a gig I can live on, off the beaten track? Is there anything like that in rural places anymore?

>>9649016
You've really got to look, it's not as simple as 10-20 years ago when you could make an honest living on an honest word and handshake. It's no impossible but I wouldn't expect the search to be easy

I was told by someone from Silver Sprocket that Lauren is making a new comic book, so that's cool.

>>9649016
Rural life is hard life you'll come to find. Poverty, drug and alcohol abuse, and mental illness plague large portions of the populace and all the best jobs are small, almost always family, companies that barely scrape by and they're the success stories.

>>9649304
I'm intimately familiar with that sort of thing. I've never needed much. What I need to do is get out of my fucking apartment and go somewhere quiet.

>>9645408
I got lucky there, gotta admit

Who else pop-punk with their angst?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvyNYC89k6g

I just hung out with people for the first time in years, it was fun.

I also vaped.

>>9650804
Just plain punk is the best flavor other than post punk.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A_lpqX_9P9w

>>9651962
Well, I was going to congratulate you but now I'm just sad.

>>9653579
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Zy7-iHZIs

http://www.strawpoll.me/13088263/r

>>9654600
I don't get how people could go several days between showering. By day 2 my hair is greasy and rubbing my eyes at all would start to burn.

Haha why is it so slow

>>9656634
Cause my computer is in the repair shop and I hate mobile posting. Also I'm at work. Bump

>>9654600
>no once a month-ish option

Oh hey, they updated DropOut. And its fuckin nothing again.

>>9657406
That's nasty, man.

>>9659514
Seems like it would be but it isn't really.
Nice thing about doing absolutely nothing, you don't get dirty.

>>9654918
We just don't really care at this point... I don't more then once every 3 days.

>>9624566
Who is this?

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>>9659622
>implying your body doesn't secrete things
>implying those secretions don't oxidize
>implying bacteria doesn't live on your body
>implying those bacteria don't feed on said secretions

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Episode Anon here.
I went to the psychiatrist yesterday, it turns out it's the antidepressant that makes me drowsy. But it creates dependence, and I can't stop taking it or I'll hurt/off myself, so we're changing Escitalopram for Paroxetin. Anyone has experience with it?
Also, my highly triggering wife had a soft-spot attack and made pic related for me.
In other news, my cellphone's camera sucks big time.

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>>9661361
That's really adorable. I really want to try amigurumimyself.
Good luck switching off, and I hope the switch helps. Psych meds frighten the shit out of me.

>>9659514
>fuckin nothing

Their color and shading work has been on point as of late and that's at lest neat.

>>9662023
That's true, but to be expected as well. They've grown a lot as an artist imo, the first few pages are garbage quality.

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>>9661850
Thanks, on both accounts.
Although a quick search reveals paroxetine is actually worse than what I'm taking now. I'll find out soon enough, I think.

>>9664675
Dude, that's a cute laptop. It's tiny, but I like it.
Good luck with your meds, as well.

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>>9664675
Wait, I somehow read that backward, and thought you were switching -away- from Paroxetine.
I hear of a lot of dissatisfaction with Paroxetine. I've tried it as well, a long time ago, and it was a disaster for me, but I caution about using my experiences as a guide since I've got a lot more going on in my head than just depression/anxiety.

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>>9665443
Right now I'm on Risperidone, Clonazepam, Valproic Acid and Escitalopram-switching-to-Paroxetine.
I'm fucked, ain't I?

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>>9665799
I don't think you are. There's a lot going on there, but you're doing what you can, trying to find what works. It's all any of us can do in lieu of knowing the answers--which none of us really do.

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CLEM

Haha

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My uncle destroyed my grandma's house over two year and now I've gotta clean this shit up. There was literal shit in the bedrooms and a methlab in the shed.

I feel bad because my grandpa built the house and he was so proud of it, he'd be rolling over in his fucking grave right now.

Pic related's the fucked up pool.

>>9638652
rolling

>>9668438
Dude, that's sad.

>>9668438
Are you a Florida bro?

>>9671209
Almost definitely, though there's a slim chance it's Southern California or even Hawaii. Those are the only three places I could think of.

>>9673532
>bump

>not 'haha' or something to the effect

Don't fight my little possums

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Why are you people blogging on 4chan of all places?

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>>9671509
I'm hoping he is. I recently moved to Florida and I'm hoping to make a friend.

>>9675311
>Doesn't understand the concept of just hanging out and venting
>is secretly a possum
>Projection and displacement

>>9675527
>hanging out and venting
Yes that is what a blog can be used for. Not sure what the rest of you post has to do with anything.

>>9675311
>>9675763
>he doesn't get it

It's okay dude, there's more than enough porn and shitposting all over the rest of the website if you want muh status quo.

Haha better save the thread

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>>9650804
I never heard of these guys thanks for posting anon I got something new to listen to this weekend.
>>9677703
Thanks for saving the thread so I could get some new tunes

>>9677703
why not just make a tumblr group? You know, for your BLOGS.

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>>9680379
Because most of us aren't blogging. It's more of a discussion with the occasional blogpost.

>>9681146
No, you blog, then someone comments on your blog and you comment back and that's it until someone else here posts their blog. Which is exactly what a blog is for you bloggers.

Needs more possum porn.

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Rasins are a possum domusm the be at more roach munch dicks

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>>9681518

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>>9681436

I see this fucking opossum everywhere. Where is it from?

>>9681248
But then you're commenting on a blog and contributing to one by having a conversation about your opinion you're trying to validate.

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>>9633889
>>9660966
>>9682641
I find a bunch of it (among other things) when I search 'zenirix' on Furrybooru

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>>9681436

>>9681248
>>9680379
>>9675763
>>9675311

I know it's /trash/ but still

>being this autistic about it

>>9684133
I want the male version pls

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>>9684359
I don't seem to have saved it. Have a consolation pic, though.

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>>9684359
here ya go

>>9671509
>>9671209
Sorry guys, not even an American.

It's in Australia.

>>9684359
Thanks for the effort
>>9685997
Thank you

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>>9686730
I'm so lonely in this humid shithole.

>>9649016

Try to sign up for jobs that pay you to live on site. Like, cargo ships, Antarctica research stations, oil fields in the rockys. Normally they do 6 month stints so even if you end up hating it, you will end up with a small nest egg to live off of when you come back to whatever city you are in.

Hell if you have a bit of money to keep your apartment or wherever you live for a month, see if you can't get your boss to give you some time off so you can go work on a WWOOF farm. It's nature and you spend most of your time outside farming whatever. 9/10 it is old hippies who share weed with you.

>>9687562
>Florida
>shithole
kys

>>9687783
It's 90 degrees with like 100% humidity and no jobs.
Everything is suburban sprawl. This place is terrible.

>>9687953
Jobs are a meme. 90 degrees is comfy as fuck and humidity is comfy as fuck. It like being in a sauna all day and it's great.

>>9687999
Saunas are only good when you can exit and jump into a snowdrift to cool off. There is no snow to roll around in down here.

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>>9687999
You sound like someone whose brain's been baked by those conditions.

>>9688089
Snow is shit and the cold is shit. All is does is cripple you and make you wear tons of clothing and it's always such a chore to wake up to cold weather.

>>9688092
You sound like someone who's used to cold personalities and don't know what a true blessing the heat is.

>>9688152
Cold weather > hot weather.
You just need to chill out anon, the cold is comfy as fuck but the heat is the worst.

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>>9688152
>telling someone who lives in the US southeast that they don't appreciate humid heat.

>>9688183
Cold weather < hot weather.
What you need is to melt that icy world view of yours to truly enjoy life.

>>9688195
You obviously don't appreciate it if you don't realize how great it is.

>>9688238
You seem to have made a mistake and got that the wrong way around m8. It's supposed to be:
Cold weather > hot weather.

Also I would melt long before losing my love of the cold.

Who here
>~55F overcast and slight breeze

It's top tier because you get to wear jackets and hoodies but no sweat and no snow or ice. Good for being moody too.

>>9688344
You must be a cold-hearted creeten then. Hot weather is superior in every way.

>>9688444
Why be moody when you can be sunny?

>>9688481
Because being moody lets you deck yourself out in black which isn't super compatible with the sun.

>>9688481
I think you mean inferior.
>Constant sweating.
>Sunburn.
>Can't wear comfy winter coats or hats without actually melting.
The worst.

>>9688517
Black is only good for color combos. Full black is so drab and boring.

>>9688541
>Implying sweating doesn't feel good
>I'm not white lol
>Allowing your body to breathe
The BEST!

>>9688571
The sun is a deadly laser to white skin though. And blacked out clothing is more of a statement than anything else.

>>9688571
Sweating doesn't feel good. It smells bad and makes you sticky.

>>9688571
>Sweating feeling anything but awful.
>I'm pale as fuck, so fuck me I guess.
>Not wanting to wear nice comfy coats and hats.
The absolute worst.

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I-i like both hot and cold.

>>9688646
All joking aside hot weather can be nice if it's not too hot, it's just I have basically zero tolerance for anything above around 18C.
At least when it's really cold you can just put on another layer or something.

>>9689343
Are you me?

>>9689445
I might be, or maybe you're me.
Or maybe we're both someone else.
Who fucking knows man.

>>9688646
Please don't hurt her

>>9689683
it's not a glaceon or sylveon so who cares

you can shield yourself from cold weather
you can't shield yourself from hot weather

checkmate

>>9688600
A varied palate makes a statement. Solid black just say "I'm boring".

>>9688614
It activates your deodorant and creates a pleasant clash of odors. And sweaty sticky is the only good sticky.

>>9688630
>restricted by clothing
>comfy
Plus sun hats and visors are the funnest hats.

>>9690252
Why shield yourself from superior weather?

how can one person have so many bad opinions at once

>>9690356
>Sweaty sticky is the only good sticky.
>Liking hot weather.
>Not liking nice warm winter coats and hats.
Wow you're just full of bad opinions aren't you?

>>9690379
The heat must have fried his brain.

>>9690435
Coats and hats are artificial warmth, and the best warmth is natural. The only good thing about cold weather is sitting out in the sun and feeling the frost in you melt away.

>>9690476
you are wrong

>>9690490
Do you people hate feeling good?

>>9690512
your feeling good is not the same as other people's feeling good

>>9690537
But statistically from a scientific standpoint my good is objectively superior to your good. Research shows that heat increases emotional morale and lack of sunlight increases suicidal thoughts.

>>9690572
from personal experience heat also increases how angry the people are
i lived in a hot country and everyone is constantly pissed off, looking for a fight, or just to complain about something
>lack of sunlight increases suicidal thoughts
explains why most suicides in greenland happen in summer, right? when the sun is at its highest point and never goes away?

you might as well be christian and preaching your religion to other religions saying that its superior and other beliefs are inferior

>>9690645
>everyone is constantly pissed off, looking for a fight, or just to complain about something
That isn't bad, that's human nature. That's what life is, finding conflicts and issues to overcome. Fighting is a fun way to make new friends!

>explains why most suicides in greenland happen in summer, right?
Yes actually. They're cold all the time and it puts them in a terrible mood, then the weather turns to a point where you can do things outside but all they've been thinking about all year was killing themselves.

>you might as well be christian and preaching your religion to other religions saying that its superior and other beliefs are inferior
Taoism is the superior religion though. Just throwing that out there.

Hotheads should be frozen in a block of ice and ejected into deep space to know the true greatness of the cold.

>>9690795
Better idea: we eject Earth out of the solar system and live on a cold, lonely planet wandering through space.

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>Cold cuts want to destroy our planet just because they reject the warm touch of the sun
Called it.

>>9690997
>Hotheads don't want to travel through space on an ice planet.
Just go live on Mercury or something.

>>9691166
>Traveling when it's too cold to even leave the confines of your heating chamber due to it freezing shut
A little pointless don't you think?

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>>9688646
I would never hurt her!

>>9690769
>being this ignorant
just bake yourself to death already

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>>9691254
I'm trying lmao

>>9691221
Much more than a little pointless, but it'd be cool.

>>9691308
Neutralizing all life on our planet isn't "cool" anon. You can't have pretty flowers in a frozen wasteland!

>>9691419
...True.
But still.
>Living on what is basically a giant spaceship, wandering aimlessly through the mostly empty void.
It's an interesting fantasy.

I hate having Aspergers
Online games are no fun
Going out is no fun
What the shit am I supposed to do

>>9692011
Are you me?

>>9692103
I wish

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>>9691251
I think you're a bit past "hurt" there anon

>>9692131
Careful what you wish for, dude.

>>9691588
Maybe it would be good for like a day or two, but after that it'd be like living in an early access game. Until someone goes stir crazy and starts killing everyone else on the ship, then it'd be fun again, but then we'll have PTSD afterwards and then it won't be fun again.

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>>9692011
>when society gimps you for trying to exist

>>9692507
I can't really argue with that.
Can't wait for the day when I can just upload my consciousness into a computer so I can live out all my stupid fantasies instead of just having to imagine them.

>>9692822
I recall having read a fanfic about that.
But it involved becoming a pastel-colored ungulate.

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>>9692173
She's enjoying it. See those hearts? Why would I ever hurt such a beautiful creature?

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>>9696039
>enjoying getting her raw skeleton being manhandled
I'm not convinced

>>9696915
Wouldn't you?

>>9697557
No, that sounds like it would be extremely painful.

>>9697572
She's a big girl.

>>9697572
>*extremely pleasurable
ftfy
Doesn't your skeleton want out?

>>9697655
UU
UU

>>9696915
If you look at the picture it looks like it's doing that butt-arch thing cats do when you scratch/pet/massage that space around their hips- super fucking creepy and likely related to some sort of goo fetish....but he's right

>>9699725
arched rear could also just be because that's where it's being lifted from, though.
It's really only the hearts (and maybe text?) that show any concrete evidence of enjoyment.

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clem dakimakura when

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Anyone else just kind of wish the world would end already? It seems way easier than actually living for the rest of my life

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>ran out of smokes
>no money

send help, and smokes

petty complaint but i wish i didnt have to sleep

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When they come for me, I'll be sitting at my desk
With a gun in my hand, wearing a bulletproof vest
singing
"My, my, my, how the time does fly, when you know you're going to die
By the end of the night"

I'm finally back home from up north, back to the cold and green grass.

Plus my comfy bed and sex toys.

Haha

Not going to let it die before the bump limit, even though weirdos and their porn have it on life support

Tell me about your day, /possum/

I got sunburnt feet

>>9707682
>Sunburn.
The worst.
Today's been alright, wasn't too hot and it even rained a bunch, so that was nice.

>>9707682
I slept in and regret it. I'll probably waste the rest of the weekend on videogames anyway though, so whatever.

>>9707682
Trying to herd retarded pubbies around in online games while a a cool breeze carries petrichor through my open windows.

>>9707739
Rainy days are better

>>9707755
Same

>>9707760
Neat

>>9707760
>petrichor
I had no idea there was a word for that smell until now. Damn.

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>>9707767
Rainy nights are maximum comfy level. If only I had some one to cuddle up with on those nights

>>9707767
Couldn't agree more.

>>9707809
I'd cuddle with you anon.

>>9625446
mlem

>Page 10
MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIE

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>>9709347
haha thread bump

Who else wasted prettymuch the entire weekend doing nothing productive?

I went through the last of my reserve cash for sudden engine troubles and now I can't afford to eat for like 4 days, and I own nothing of value to any of the pawnshops in the area

Haha i'm sunburnt to shit

Why must i sleep in the sun

>>9708263
but mostly blep

Haha

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Do not die on me

>>9715710
>tfw no qt robot possum gf

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manch

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Dinner tonight was yummy! I had flat ribs, rice, cabbage, and oven baked macaroni and cheese! It was so good I had a second plate and my tummy's nice and full!

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>>9716148
Please don't do that. I'm too depressed and it's very grating.

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>>9716778
Oh no, I'm sorry! When I'm feeling down I like to do as many push ups as I can in a row. It makes me feel good to push myself a little. My record so far is 32! I know that's not a lot, but when I was in high school I used to get bullied for only being able to do 4, but look how far I've come! Maybe you could try that anon!

I was just threatened with being murdered by my family, again.

This time it's because they heard from a family friend I was seen at a furry meetup.

>>9717067
>murdered
Elaborate.

And is it true?

>>9717089
If my family gets pissed enough at me they threaten to kill me. At least they don't actually hit me anymore though.

Also yes.

>>9717103
Not to sort of kick you while you're down but considering your family is clearly kind of unstable towards you why would you think going to that meetup was a remotely good idea

Do you have any plans to leave or get somewhere more stable? I mean, I'm sure they're not actually gonna kill you obviously, but that still sounds like a shit environment to be in.

>>9717146
I went because it was the first time I got to hang out with people in 6 months. I figured it would be good to talk to new faces (I mostly hung around outside and didn't talk to anyone though).

Options for me to leave aren't really good. I can't get a job in this town but I could if I lived in my old hometown, friends and my old boss would be able to get me something. Issue is that requires me saving up money and I barely have enough to buy necessities after paying board to my folks.

>>9717067
So... Why did you have a family member hanging around a furry meetup? Did nobody question this?

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>>9716966
I used to not be able to do a single pushup in highschool, now I can do 10 with good form. Glad to see you're also getting stronger anon.

>>9717199
You have friends, they'd probably be willing to let you mooch for a month or so to get you on your feet.

>>9717359
It was in a public place, family friend drove past and saw me.

>>9716966
I don't know if I'm retarded or weak. Can't do a single one though.

>>9717386
They probably would but honestly the place they all live's a shithole. By the end of this year I hope to be living in the nearby city because I can't stand spending more of my life in rednecky country towns.

>>9717429
I drove through a couple towns out in the sticks on a road trip 2 weeks ago. As a city dweller those places made me sad and uncomfortable, felt like they were inescapable pits and I'd get stuck if I stopped driving for too long.

>>9717466
It's painful. I've spent my whole life in these places and I can't talk to people or stand crowds, I have no fucking idea how to even live and pay bills.

Now I've made myself realise how hopeless my life is. Fuck I should've just shot myself already.

>>9717466
Funny, I've lived in cities and suburban areas throughout my life, and rural areas have always had a strong appeal to me.
Cities are honestly disgusting.

But hey, grass is greener and all that I guess.

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>>9707682

Went to go drop off my brother's things he forgot for summer classes at college. Mostly a textbook and some of his shower stuff. We got Red Lobster and went by a bakery and got some cookies.

>>9717466
Canada is the same way. I want to move but I don't know where.

>>9718024
I'm several hundred miles from the nearest major city and it kind of blows. Nothing but poverty and drug use no matter how pretty that countryside is. The secret is to live in a rich rural area near a major city and bonus points for water, the only hurdle is the mountain of money required to live in such areas.

What's some advice you would give a 19 y/o looking to move out by next year?

Asking for a friend.

>>9720375
However much money they have saved will literally not be enough under any circumstances, let alone ideal perfect world ones. Also learn how to eat cheap and actually force yourself to do so for all three meals, most poor people actually fail this because of the extra effort and time spent.

>>9720430
Not a big eater anyway. Like one meal and maybe something small each day max.

Even thought I'll always need more money is there a rough idea for the lowest I could reasonably do it at?

>>9720479

Depends on your area. I would have at minimum enough savings to where if you lost your job all of a sudden one day you have 3 months worth of savings.

That would be for rent + utilities (gas, water, electricity, internet) + cell phone bill + gas + food. Multiply that all by three and get that in your savings account first. Once you get that nest egg set up, never ever touch it unless it is a dire emergency. So like I said lost job, or you have a really bad medical bill, or your car breaks down. If you do touch it for one of those reasons only, put money back into savings immediately till you get it back to where it was.

Since you are 19 and have no credit history your first apartment is going to want the following. First month's rent, last month's rent, utilities in your name, probably a cosigner cause you are 19 and never had an apartment before. The utilities are also going to want money, so expect to pay like $50 to $100 each to get them turned on. The only bright side on these is that they sometimes take that deposit and put it towards your first billing cycle.

So pretending you are getting a $600 a month apartment, that basically evens out to $1600 to sign the apartment + utilities. Then get like 5000 in savings for the 3 month safety net.

>>9720479
Depends entirely on location, expect a bare minimum of 5k and an upwards of 10k for pricier places unless if you want to have a bad time. Roommates can half that number but it's a whole thing to do that as well.

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>>9717388
You should do what I did and lift dinky little five pound weights, or some equivalent item. Do as many lifts per arm as you can all at once, until you feel like you can't do anymore, and do that once a day. Shouldn't even take five or ten minutes. And if your arms hurt too bad from the previous day, just take the day off and rest.

Doing that builds muscle on your arms, and after a week or maybe two, you should be able to do a few push-ups.

I started off not even being able to do one push-up, and I was all like "oh man this is really sad, I gotta do something about this", so I did that, and after a week I could do ten.

So that was pretty neat. Made me feel really good about myself that day.

>>9721230
I might try that. First goal's showering every 2 days though.

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>>9724158
That's a good goal to have. I believe in you, anon!

>>9724193
YEah, I'll have one tomorrow morning because it's late and I'm too snug today though.

Does anyone here know anything about heart palpitations?

>>9724158
Why not every day? Is water really expensive where you live or something?

>>9717388
>>9721230

You can also do pullups this way. Like I got a pullup bar and could do none. So I just did reverse pullups.

Basically you hop up to where you would be if you did a pullup, then slowly let yourself down. Like within a month of doing that three times a week I was able to do four in a row.

>>9725644
Showering every single day can actually be harmful, a lot of the bacteria that forms and lives on your skin is good healthy microbiology that you don't want to wash away constantly- leaves you more vulnerable to disease

>>9727252
Part of me believes that, but the other part of me that bathes daily and hasn't been sick in a few years now doesn't.

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So opossum's, I need to ask you guys to give an honest opinion on something that might be a wall of text-

>Be me 24 and hate life
>shitty retail job that I hated but it paid the rent and was steady
>3 friends, not super close but we get high together and like the same media
>Opportunity for work comes up out of state
>*Internal debate noises*
>Jump ship and move 4 states away from my entire life

Now it turns out that the job I jumped states for isn't going to be enough to cover my rent, let alone my rent, groceries, car, fuel, and other necessities.... I didn't come out to a whole new part of the country to do the same shitty retail gig on the side just to have enough to survive outside of under a bridge but now I'm here and all of my information has been transferred from state to state so I'm stuck for at least 4 more months with no guarantee that I'll be able to pay rent if I decide to eat more than once a week

This was my dream job since I was like 15 so I've got nine years of looking forward to this to get over but I feel like I made a mistake now and I miss everyone and everything familiar.... Did I fuck up? Should I be ashamed if I have to run back to Illinois with my metaphorical tail tucked between my legs?

>>9727471
You could opt for a roommate maybe. If not there's no shame and going back home if there's truly no way to have your job and not be homeless if you prefer not to live in a car or a box.

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>>9727471
The shameful thing would be being too prideful to return to Illinois if that's the only option you have.

>>9661361
Hey, you started taking that paroxetin?

>>9727471
Sometimes life is all about knowing when to bail on a situation that doesn't benefit you for the literal or metaphorical cost.

>>9727471
Your total income actually is less than your rent? Is the job part time or minimum wage or is cost of living just really high?

If so and you can't find any cheaper places, maybe you should go back.

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How do I convincingly lie about being a student to a UK landlord? He probably won't pry, but I need something ready to say just in case.

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I just rewatched over the hedge and I really like these 2 opossums. The fact that Heather is voiced by my child hood crush Avril Lavigne is even hotter. OK movie solid 7/10

hey par how do i get motivation to do anything

>>9736346
Have you tried caffeine?