Lenny Games thread
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Deku
LENNY DELETER MATT HARDY
Ava
Topaz
Junpei Iori
>>9623714
Alexander Jones
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9623714
cheer up butter cup
>>9623714
FYXE
Damn Lenny if you felt bad you should have let Red host instead...
>hugs
Lottie
Ryougi Shiki
>>9623714
Gascoigne
Catling gun
Len
>>9623714
Homemade ice cream
Cnut
>>9623714
Caim and Angelus
>>9623714
Anders Holm
Kino
>>9623714
Shin-chan
Miku
>>9623714
Mikun
>>9623714
Ochako Uraraka
>>9623714
Snowwoman
GUNDAM TANAKA
Lindybeige
>>9623714
The Men's Hair Club
>>9623714
Tsuyu
Keep your head up, Lenny.
Stefan
>>9623714
Magma Grunt
>>9623737
Mmmm
Ash Crimson
Crystal Beast Amber Mammoth
A FUCKING DUCK with a really cute hat
>>9623771
Don't.
Akechi
>>9623714
Zeri
>Teleports everyone to the Ostfront in 1942
Vic Viper
>>9623714
Plasma Grunt
>>9623786
Gee I wonder who this co - kys Soviet
UNMOSSADABLE ASSAD
>>9623779
What do you have here that keeps you from moving on with your life?
>>9623786
Ostfront worstfront
captcha: camping baggio
>>9623737
>>9623738
>>9623767
Thanks, again
Check it
>>9623764
>>9623657
I don't think a mere prank like that counts as...
>cough cough
Even toxic wastes from winged creatures like that wouldn't hurt one such as you. If anything those birds might be the true victims of this assassination attempt.
>She stares at the jacket still in the ground
...Won't you need that?
>>9623811
Ready
>>9623779
I could use another meal~
>>9623811
I'm as ready as I'll ever be. Let's get going!
>>9623811
Hey Lenny.
Look at this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugJfjmxOR2I
And if you wanna talk, you know where to find me
>>9623811
Ready.
>>9623811
Proceed
>>9623750
>>9623764
>>9623811
>Swap our place with this strong looking human
...
>>9623811
Let's go!
>>9623714
Natsuki Subaru
>>9623825
I think I'll be okay for the next hour or so. Much obliged.
>>9623850
>fugs
reminder that you can't mossad the assad
>>9623811
>The cyborg reloads his gatling gun, making sure it's top notch.
Let's begin sir!
>>9623811
Alright helmet on and I'm ready!
>>9623850
H-he's fast!
>>9623867
You know we have literally zero clue what you're on about right
And here's your karma for being so nice
>>9623813
Naivety like that willl lead you to your downfall, human. This was clearly an attempt at ending my tale before it could reach its final act, and the culpit is probably one of my fellow dark overlords.
I thought that was obvious... A fellow demon who seeks to rule over the Underworld. And no...It's already been marked by "them".
>Small hamsters poke their heads out from Gundam's pockets
And as you can see my minions have been relocated.
>>9623837
Just because it seems like you're a fellow beast tamer, I'll actually thank you for that. Even if your partner isn't on the level of my Dark Devas of Destruction yet...It still seems quite strong.
>>9623820
Don't.
Reminder that (((they))) can't stop the assad
>>9623881
....
Fuck this shit and fuck you Lenny.
...
Well no not really, but damn come on.....
>>9623881
Oh yeah, I can already tell that this is gonna be fun
>>9623881
Oh my, sorry I thought you were the mailman.
>>9623881
Come, my dark beasts! It's time for our daily hunt for humans! Let us dash with the speed of light, so we can claim their souls before our time is up!
A 3 vs 3 goes horribly wrong.
>>9623903
RNG is a cruel mistress. Will you ever win a Lenny game?
>>9623881
Either I'm incredibly lucky, or you guys aren't even trying.
>>9623903
>Sends a nice steak.
>>9623913
You do realize this never works, right dude?
>>9623878
Y-Yeah. Just watch the next round. I'll be even faster then. So fast I'll actually be on time.
>>9623913
On second thought I wasntready enough...I should've stood back and assessed the situation before jumping right in...God; I'm so sorry, I can't believe this happened.
>>9623913
Gaaaah! To hell with all this!
>>9623913
I'd rather not waste on my time on trying to work together with a human. It's just something that's impossible. My very essence refuses it!
That's why I think we should just head to the opposite directions, so hopefully we never meet again.
>>9623913
>Good, this is the perfect chance to ask him if wrestling is actually real or not
So....you uh, come here often, mister Hardy sir?
Meat Lovers or Supreme?
>>9623913
>Grabs one by the collar and beats the shit out of them
I don't particularly care to get my own hands dirty like this but the options were what they were.
>f fyxe
>f ochako uraraka
>f miku
>f cnut
>f alexander jones
>f deku
>>9623881
>Uraraka is finally on time for once yet dies instantly. This pleases Caim's bloodlust and amuses me.
...
>>9623956
Meatlovers
Which games do you want to win?
>>9623918
>recieves it in her mail box
>It's cold now but she's really angry anyway.
"Thanks... a....lot... anon... <3"
From; Fyxe
To: Anon"
>Posts the letter
>>9623913
The curse is still alive and kicking...
>>9623882
Ohhh...
>Kino leans down a bit and waves at each hamster while keeping her distance.
I think disposing of this piece of clothing would be a waste. Perhaps if you don't have an use for it any longer.
>The girl, with the mindset of a poor and homeless girl just picks it up.
>>9623962
I'm pretty sure my oral hygiene is good enough.
>>9623943
Fine by me. The less time I have to spend around an asshole like you, the better
>>9623962
I'm working on 4 hours of sleep here, can I not do first shift and just pass out?
>>9623956
Meat Lovers
>>9623881
Th-th-the mo-..more, the merrier.
>>9623913
..........
>>9623964
Faction Games and the Gorey Gauntlets
Branches, bleeding, and brutality in general
>f mikun
>f catling gun
>f kino
>>9623962
H-Hey! Take your hands off of me, woman! Those bandages are not there to hide any injuries, so you don't have to touch my Forbidden Left Arm!
>Gundam tries his best to escape from the woman's helpfulness
If were to accidentally touch this arm of mine without these seals on it, your entire existence would be erased from this world!
>>9623996
What are you talking about, my teeth are great
Now why would Snowwoman do that?
>>9623996
Oops. Fuck I did it again.
>>9624014
Brace yourself.
>>9623962
Alright, I get it. You're a tough one girly so I'll stay out of your way for now, but you won't get the better of me again.
>>9623996
>Doesn't give a shit because it's not near anything he cares about.
>>9624036
>Uses the medkit from earlier to treat the infection.
>>9624036
So a bunch of wimps teamed up on me, huh? And that pun was terrible Lenny
SHITPOST KERO~
>>9623967
>Writes "You're welcome, I hope things get better" back
>>9623974
Y-You wish to keep my dampening garb for yourself? What would you even use it for, when your astral level is close to zero?
I doubt that you need it to seal away your nonexistent magical energy.
>>9623975
I'm glad that you understand that there is no way a human like you could help me in any way. Knowing your own weaknesses is very useful, you know?
Now go and try not to get in my way again.
>>9624036
I told you to stay out of my way, but you don't seem to understand my words. What a shame.
Not really, I couldn't really care less about his death, but he could've at least made it somewhat entertaining. This battle didn't please my Devas at all.
>>9624060
Don't shitpost kero.
Global warming.
>>9624013
This is what is known as 'irony'.
>>9624072
>Chokes you with your own scarf
>>9624060
if you have to say the word shitpost in your shitposts, you need to step up your game.
>>9624082
Don't tell me what to do kero
>>9624072
If you wanted an entertaining fight, maybe you shouldn't have been a wimp and brought a group with you to fight me when I was alone. Just a thought
COCKS
>KK
>>9624082
>>9624090
I don't do charity, and that would cost me a lot of green and bring unwanted attention to me and my business.
>>9624072
But a cloak like this would protect me from the winter, even if I don't need it urgently. My scavenging tendencies are hard to...resist at times. The fabric is of great quality too, It just needs some good cleaning.
>f junpei iori
>f gundam tanaka
>f topaz
>f gascoigne
>f snowwoman
Does anyone have a link to the autocropper?
Why does nobody ever talk about Hikki?
It seems he is the most forgotten oldfag
>>9624090
I remember telling you to stay away from me, so why do you keep approaching me, woman? Ohh? You seek to destroy the seals on my arm, like how you attempted the last time?
I'd rather die than to let you do someth-
>And then Gundam died after being attacked by the girl
>>9624145
because he's forgettable
>>9624145
Hey, Hikki
Mokou x Hikki
>>9624145
He never showered
>>9624172
I miss ships
>>9624188
Meme x Hikki x Mokou
>>9624130
I made myself the man I am today, but despite my success there are still people who think they can gyp me when I show them a bit of kindness. You're smart enough to understand aren't you?
>>9624123
>Rhinoceros beetle versus a Scorpion
You might as well be throwing rock versus paper... That poor beetle didn't even have a chance. How cruel.
>>9624145
That hoe ain't loyal.
>>9624188
Hikki x glass dildo
>>9624145
I don't see anyone talking about Emi either, so it's probably that neither of them are worth mentioning.
>>9624145
He's here right now.
>>9624106
Do you have anything else to say, or you're one of those humans who do nothing but try to distort the past by lying and making up excuses?
It was just a mere coincidence that those people were there, and nothing else.
>>9624129
>Gundam shrugs, even if he is slightly proud of himself after his jacket has received such praising words from the girl
I wouldn't know about that. After all, as the Supreme Overlord of Ice my resistance level against cold is quite high. When I was still a youngling, being constantly warm was never an option for me, so I built up natural resistance against it.
>>9624145
He lurks a lot and has an entry in most games.
>>9624210
What? I'm not going to put myself where some bozo could take a shot at me. Now did you remember to grab concrete? Yeah, don't worry about it, no one is gonna suspect a thing.
Fucking internet cutting in and out
Winner up next
>>9624145
He's my baby boy
>>9624251
Hey, hey, Sykes wins. Show me gold.
>>9624251
You want to die? Go jump off the pier, you're wasting my time.
IT'S
HIP
TO
BE
SQUARE
>>9624206
:^)
>>9624251
>The one ava that rps dies
>Anime shit filler wins
Everytime
>>9624243
Sure it was, and I'm a princess from space. See? We can both say things that are wholly untrue
>>9624294
Congrats, and thanks for hosting
>>9624288
>Gets axed in the face while driving and ends up in front of a train.
That's all, folks.
Thanks for playing, I gotta go and wind down for a bit.
>>9624306
>thanks for hosting
>>9624288
>>9624294
Congratso
>>9624306
Thanks for hosting Lenny
>>9624306
>Thanks for the game.
>>9624306
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting! Next time bump it for me.
>>9624349
Subaru is for enjoying a fine wine with while discussing refined anime.
>>9624243
To stand against the unforgiving nature, you'd be a good world-wide traveler.
>with both the towel and the cloak folded nicely on op of each other, Kino slightly bows and turns around.
Then I'll be taking these two. Thank you, and farewell.
>Kino has left the building.
>>9624301
>Asian Hornets
Honestly, not trying to diss my own bug brethren here but, theydeservedtobeeaten.
>>9624306
>Even though you weren't present, you thank the host anyways. It only feels right.
>>9624306
Another game, and another early death...Good job to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>9624357
I can't drink wine. I'm not old enough. Give me some water and we can talk about whatever.
I love you.
Yes, you.
>>9624303
Both? What are you trying to imply with those words, human?
I do not remember letting a single word that isn't the absolute truth, fly out of my mouth since the day I was banished to this world.
>>9624383
Shh. Nobody has to know.
>Slips a glass of dry white
>winks
>>9624390
Thanks anon, sometimes we all need some encouragement to have the courage to face our personal goals.
>>9624390
>>9624390
>>9624390
And? what's your point?
>>9624390
>T-That can't be serious! No one could love someone such as yourself! You're much too short, and too dirty, and...
>>9624390
You're not the only one that loves me.
>>9624405
N-No, I really shouldn't. I'm not really that thirsty anyway. Water will be just fine for me. I'm not exactly prepared to taste anything too bitter.
>>9624390
>>9624359
W-Wait! That's not something that you should just touch like that! Not because of the remains of the bombardment, but...
She is gone...Maybe she won't notice? Probably...Human eyes tend to ignore the truth anyway.
>>9624390
Replying to this to stay relevant
>>9624390
die.
>>9624452
No jew.
>>9624399
Except that's a lie, too. You know what, you're obviously a nutcase, so I'm going to stop trying to convince you otherwise. I really hope I don't have to talk with you again,
>>9624460
>Asgore and Baron look the most beta out of everyone
pottery
>>9624460
Izaya is not on it.
>>9624460
I can't get over how big of a faggot Yukine actually looks. I mean seriously, wow.
>>9624460
That's not Yuno
>>9624471
Baron looks based as fuck though. The beta shit are Aikawa and Zacharie.
>>9624390
Why does Yukine look like Yukine?
>>9624460
>Okabe looks exactly like Okabe
>face revealing
>>9624460
You're missing the yung fidget bois
also why was Faggit removed?
>>9624528
>Faggit
>relevant
>>9624533
>Muh relevancy
Could be said about half the faggots on the poster.
>>9624525
Here is my face reveal. It may shock you but I am actually the president of the united states. My past times include hanging out with my friends on HG and roleplaying as an anime girl.
>>9624550
>Jeb on the milk
I miss the time when the actual Jeb was in HG
>>9624500
I think you mean Okabe looks like Hououin Kyouma.
everyone on here is garbage
especially the BNHAfags
fix your rp
owo whats this
>9624579
>>9624471
>>9624496
>>9624471
>>9624496
(L-least I shaved since then, kek)
>>9624579
I'm sorry for being garbage.
>>9624460
fixed
>>9624589
Left looks better
>>9624611
>>9624588
i'm not joking fix it
>9624611
>giving the bait a (You)
>>9624599
>still no fat Izaya
>>9624626
>>9624631
I fucking love this look.
CIA Niggers
>>9624653
1 million lines of divine OS code
>>9624630
Yousogay is RIGHT THERE
>>9624658
No the pic of them together
GET HIGH ON GAS FUMES
SUCK YOUR BROTHER OFFGET HIGH ON GAS FUMES
SUCK YOUR BROTHER OFFGET HIGH ON GAS FUMES
SUCK YOUR BROTHER OFFGET HIGH ON GAS FUMES
SUCK YOUR BROTHER OFF
>>9624631
>tfw you will never meet another avafag irl
Palpatine: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No?
Palpatine: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
Palpatine: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
Palpatine: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
Palpatine: Not from a Jedi.
In the copypasta, Palpatine’s last line and all of Anakin’s are removed.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
>>9624674
>tfw you could probably meet Okabe if you set up a time and date
Sure hope he doesn't flip me off tho
we still need pics of the aussa and madotsuki meetup
>>9624674
>tfw could meet a few but I'm afraid it gets awkward
>>9624695
>>9624695
You can find some here
http://www.animalplanet.com/wild-animals/photos/
>>9624692
Asgore? I promise I won't do that again I just want to buy you coffee and talk about things.
Also this is me irl so I hope you don't mind.
>>9624674
I'm actually glad that this is true. I'd probably be a lot more awkward.
>>9624707
>tfw wouldn't mind meeting a few, getting them drunk, and blowing their cocks
>>9624715
Not Asswhore you fag. Don't you ever call me that again or so help me god.
>>9624686
My boy ain't right
Which avafags do you want to meet IRL and what would you do with them to avoid the awkwardness?
>>9624674
>if i met anyone here they would dress up and make it fucking weird and shit
>>9624460
Is Adachi Snake?
>>9624674
Same
>>9624728
As long as you don't hurt my feelings I'll buy you a meal and treat you right. Bring your resume.
>>9624731
-Everyone
-Slit their throats and go to jail
>>9624731
Izaya
Okabe
Grimes
Tricky
Cirno
LF
Seth
Dean
Adachi
We'd watch wrestling or eat pizza. Or vidya.
>>9624721
W-who do you have in mind?
>>9624748
Ok deal
My girlfriend and I love to watch anime, every month i would come over to her house to sleep over and watch anime. One day, she offered we watch this one anime from a DVD she bought recently, i looked over her curiously but we watched it on her laptop anyway. Because i liked her, and i wanted to watch what she was watching. A few minutes into the anime i realized we were watching a straight up hentai. She snuggled close to me, and i could feel her smaller body shaking around my arms. Her legs are pressed together, hiding her, her asshole. I started to chuckle at how cute she was being as I began to slide my hands up her shirt to feel her... prepubescent titties on my hands. She moaned and yelped, calling me "Onii-chan~" At that, i began nibbling on her ear, diving her into more pleasure and eventually her cute little pussy. She only squirmed and wiggled her hips, moaning softly. We didn't want to wake anyone up...yet. I squeezed her even more, nipping on her neck to give her hickies, marking her as mine, my territory only.. She moaned louder, begging me to touch her down there. God, she was so fucking hot.. I couldn't resist anymore so I flipped her on her back, took off her shirt, exposing her and pulling down her skirt...to...to reaveal...a little penis?? ...I could feel my peepee getting softer.. I..felt awkward because, that moment i found out that my girlfriend was actually my boyfriend. I'm not gay so I didn't feel as aroused anymore, but, I felt bad because I was the one who provoked this after all..
I began to position my completely soft penis near his butthole and tried thrusting in him.. It was a difficult task, considering how tight his poopshoot was and how small my bepis became. After later attempts at sexing him, we finally came. He passed out as I zipped up my pants and put my clothes back on, and revaluate my life.
You, have autism. You may not notice, but you do. I bet you don't even wear underwear under your trousers. I'm gonna kiss your dog, and make love to your sister. There's only one way to cure yourself, delete system 32, and hang yourself. You fucking autistic cunt.
>>9624731
Junko
Fuck her
>>9624674
Well if anyones in britbongland they can let me know. Not sure like they'd want to meet me since I am as much of a social introvert as people joke here but yeah.
>>9624752
Several of them, especially if they cosplay as their cute anime girl avatars and call me "daddy" while I suck them off.
>>9624763
>her
>>9624674
I'd like to meet up and play fighting games with Garnet Tbh
>>9624695
Wrong avafag
>>9624772
hot
>>9624731
All the grils.
Fuck them.
>>9624763
>he doesn't know
Redpill me on every single avafag
>>9624795
They are all cancer except Hikigaya Hachiman and Grimes
>>9624793
kys pedo
>>9624795
Just kill them all, Johny, kill em all.
>>9624731
I unironically want to have sex with someone in particular.
>finn
Is Furry Porn around?
>>9624808
>Aussa
>Urotsuki
>>9624808
Who?
>>9624803
N-not the underage ones.
>>9624815
furry porn is a force of nature
UID seems to suggest otherwise, but should I host again?
cody fights for the jail in the city that betray him
>>9624834
fuck off
>>9624834
My dubs say no.
>>9624815
Sleeping for the moment. Will come during primetime maybe.
>>9624834
If you want to.
>>9624808
What the fuck HG.
>>9624844
>>9624782
same
>>9624834
Go ahead
>>9624760
>Ifunny
>>9624772
B-but my voice isn't kawaii at all
>>9624834
I could do it if you want.
Avafags you think COULD be a girl?
>>9624828
Well I need that force of nature for reasons.
>>9624847
Got it, I'll ask around later.
>>9624844
Shit dude, you got it
>>9624834
My trips say yes and you'll do 48.
>>9624885
Tricky the clown
>>9624808
is his name Link?
>>9624884
One of you hosting would be nice.
>>9624885
i am grill
>>9624888
Overruled by trips. Host it.
>>9624885
>>9624885
You.
>>9624885
i am a gurel
>>9624878
I bet you make cute noises when you cum though.
>>9624885
Miku
>>9624900
Dubsblocked again!
>>9624884
Please, go ahead.
>>9624902
Stop posting.
>>9624885
Rin
>>9624885
Rinoa. Even if I'm wrong I'd still fuck him.
>>9624928
>>9624885
Ahri
>>9624935
You're right, if the word of her friends is anything to go by.
>>9624935
well he's not ugly...
>>9624924
Right-y o. What do you suggest I make it, Lenny? 24, 36 or 48?
>>9624885
Nowi
>>9624967
Two. Just me and you. ;0
>>9624967
24 ?
48.
>>9624885
Okabe
>>9624964
that's wrong and I'll prove it with the next bitch I come across
>>9624983
48 it is. Just for you.
New thread will be up soon.
>>9625004
Plz go.
>>9625009
no sorry he has a dick
>>9625019
i wouldnt be so sure about that
>>9625004
I honestly can't tell if this avafag is completely, severely autistic or just a very elaborate shitpost
>>9625026
A little bit of both.
>>9625046
>>9625046
>>9625046