Ayy thread. Here we discuss various encounters of any nature

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fuck off

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>>9610367
t. Covert ayy

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>ywn participate in an interspecies breeding program

>>9610367
sauce?

>>9612820
One of the newer X-Com games, going off of the phrase on the smiley.

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post qt ayys

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>>9613261
With pleasure.

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>>9613342

>>9613261
There are no cutie ayys.
They're all fugly as all sin.

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>>9613361
Bull-fucking-shit

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>>9613361
>implying

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>that look of defeat/disgust

https://youtu.be/c-10c4f1zL0
Thread theme.

>>9614593
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoRXhS7vlU

>>9614788
>https://youtu.be/HTLZjhHIEdw

>>9609966
The one on the right is so cute.
>Hello fellow humans

>>9614927
Weird part is, the guy that saw her said she just wanted some cigs (was working at a convenience store). No idea why though.

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>>9615302
>fanart of the "cigarette woman"
Never thought I'd see the day. I think the stuff on her head was meant to be a cheap black wig, but it's still 10/10 in my book.

If you don't respond to this post aliens will shove a massive "probe" up your anus in your sleep tonight

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>>9617548
>mfw I never sleep

>>9609966
post the ayy lmao selfie. I heard it crashes computers.

>>9621070
its in the /pol/ 4plebs archive you dumb nigger, it doesn't crash computers and really rather seems fake.

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Preparing to dump soon. Stick around.

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Didn't have near as much as I thought I did.

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>>9627429
'Salright, man.

>>9627429
Always wondered if they had actual skin or just a weird exoskeleton. Probably skin.

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There is shockingly little of this on my computer.

>>9609966
So what's the story on these?

>>9636213
One on the left is from some guy claiming she was part of a grey-human breeding program.
One on the right apparently asked the witness (a clerk) for cigarettes. How much you wanna bet she'd been eyeing him for a while, but choked at the last second?

Ayy

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Some lewd.

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Teetonian lewd incoming.

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ayy

>>9647172
>that trap body type
>that shota dick
No wonder Crescent wanted a minor.

>>9632150
Requesting intel on that one.

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>>9654045
http://aliens.wikia.com/wiki/Pascagoula_Humanoid

>>9665179
I'd fuck that one

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Will she ever get decent porn?

>>9640283
>that 1969 dorf

>>9640283
>that chinese guy in 1974

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>>9668002
This good?

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>>9668392
And a more on-model piece

>>9668002
whoa

>>9672160
Do they still have the personalities of the originals?

>>9672324
I would imagine the connection with the trees would be explored more, perhaps they are like fingers of the tree network.

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Not technically an ayy

DRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>>9676373
Seems a bit of an odd coincidence he/she whatever has boobs.

Some nights it feels like i wake up restrained in a chair in a poorly lit room unable to move my arms, legs, or head. It's like waking up after anesthetics and I can't form words right. Once I managed to say "hello?" But my mouth felt sluggish and as soon as I managed to say it I felt a stabbing in the base of my neck and woke back up in bed. I tell myself it's just sleep paralysis and dreams, but it still bugs me to this day even though it's far less frequent then it was.

>>9650076
what's going on here

>>9685158
Alien woman showing her human mate his kid, while the mantids moderate.

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What do yall think of the fermi paradox

>>9686953
"Everyone is listening and no one is transmitting" is the greatest tragedy of our time

>>9687396
But it only takes one to break the silence! Our telescopes might not be powerful enough yet, but if one extraterrestrial civilization devoted the resources to making a loud enough beacon, we'd hear it.

Honestly, I think either there's some form of communication better than radio out there (but I don't know what it may be), or we're alone. And the latter scares me.

>>9687520
I don't believe we're alone. Maybe we've gotten signals before but the higher ups don't know how to respond, or if we even should.

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>>9687520
Our current radio communications would not be picked up from a distance.

The question is, self replicating spacecraft, where the fuck are they.

>>9687520
The three overwhelming possibilities are:

1) we're alone (abiogenesis as a phenomenon requires such incredibly specific conditions that even with billions of planets it has only occurred on one)

2) civilizations always collapse/go extinct before reaching interstellar scale

3) intelligent life exists elsewhere, but it is so far away that there is no reasonable hope of ever making contact with it, even from a distance (even light-based signals diffuse to the point that they resemble background radiation, when traveling across interstellar distances)

simply put, for one reason or another, it's extremely likely that we're never gonna meet ayys.

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>>9690868
Or
4) they live amongst us, monitoring our progress as a civilization. For what reason, I don't know.

>>9693185
that's a very unlikely possibility due to the laws of physics and the sheer size of the universe, to explain even how they got here requires hand-waving and cribbing from science fiction

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>>9693250
Why not draw from history. There have been tribes within the Pacific Islands who have never had contact from the outside world. Eventually, while travelling between the continents or commandeering the islands for war, mainlanders found them and befriended them for a time. Perhaps the same, only on a larger scale, might occur sometime in the future (see KIC 8462852).

>>9693489
that's a false equivalence, no landmass on earth is so far away from the others that the distance is conventionally measured relative to the speed of light. no landmass on earth is so far away from the rest that there hasn't been enough time since the big bang for a light to traverse the distance

people who believe aliens are among us always elide over just how big the universe is and just how spread out matter is across it

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>>9693629
Considering these beings supposedly conquered space travel long ago, it doesn't seem so farfetched.

>>9693799
that's the hand-waving I referred to in >>9693250. you're assuming that interstellar travel is even possible, let alone feasible. there are so many unknowns involved, as well as things that don't even remotely have a solid explanation in contemporary physics, that you can't really just go "well they just figured it out" and have a decent idea of how probable it is.

I mean, on the same token, you could say "supposedly wizards figured out magic long ago, so the existence of Hogwarts doesn't seem so farfetched"

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>>9694405
Would wormholes be an ample solution to the dilemma?

>>9694717
no, because wormholes are speculative physics at best, and we don't know whether they are truly physically possible, not to mention traversing through them

>>9695163
Tachyon sails?

>>9697117
there's no evidence that negative mass is even possible

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>>9697520
Nuclear/atomic power at its full potential (with proper shielding, of course)?

>>9697851
maybe if they come from proxima centauri or something and can travel at, say, 0.5c... but interstellar travel raises countless other problems beyond power generation and top speed

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>>9697964
Such as?

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>>9698537
Not getting fucked over by space dust.

>>9698537
what >>9698748 said, plus:

heat generation/dissipation
cosmic radiation shielding
various life support issues
growing or otherwise supplying food/water (doubtful that even ayys could go without sustenance)
plus a ton of stuff I probably haven't even conceived of

>>9698858
Fair enough.

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What did they see under the skirt, guys?

I wanna be abducted

Also does anyone have that greentext of the anon who got to have sex with an ayy by laying still in bed and earning its trust for like a week

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>>9699831
This
Anyone know where to find it.

>>9700337
I've searched every archive I could and can't find it

>>9609966
Story time:
>Be in a big family party with cousins
>Sneak out to walk around at night in the park
>Place is big, we are so used to the city that looking at the stars is actually a viable way to pass time when there is no internet
>Walk around some more, fuck around with the horses and walk back to the house
>Eventually I look at the sky just to get another look at it and I see 3 lights slowly moving forward in a triangle formation, 2 behind
>"Hey, look at that"
>"Aliens!?"
>"I think those are just planes"
>Even though there are no air bases even near our city
>All of a sudden 2 of the lights move forward at a stupidly high speed, like something compared to a shooting star and quickly disappear. They go directly straight and never seem to lose altitude like shooting stars do.
>The rest slowly move in perfect formation, following the others until they disappear as well
>I still don't know what were those to this day

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>>9700815
Something like this?

>>9701016
They were pretty separate from each other and we couldn't make out any shapes, so I'm thinking they weren't your usual ufo lights. If it means something, they never went off either. From what I seen, planes usually have blinking lights.

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>>9701235
So more like a small-scale version of these things, then?

>>9701266
Something like that, except they were a bit "blueish" and there weren't as many of them.

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>>9701586
Hmm. Maybe they were just scouts. For who or what, I don't know.

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>>9698858

Life support difficulties can be diminished by keeping the crew in digital storage, new bodies can be created at the destination where resources are more abundant. You would likely still need energy, but would no longer need food.

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>>9694717
Wormholes must be dragged at slower than light speed. They are more useful for infrastructure than exploration. Microscopic wormholes, if they could be made stable, may be useful for communication between star systems.

>>9703142
more assumptions, nobody knows whether such a thing is actually physically possible

Ayyy

>>9703229
Fug, where are those things from? They look familiar.

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>>9703400

What about this breaks the laws of physics, or even requires exotic physics.

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>>9705437
Deep rise, it was a webcomic thing on the MSPA forum

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>>9706545

>>9706520
"biologically possible" is probably the more correct way to put it, by "physically possible" in that post I really meant something along the lines of "possible outside of the realm of imagination"

my point all along has been that people have a tendency to treat unknowns as opportunities to make assumptions when talking about this kind of stuff. it's shoddy reasoning to say things like "well ayys would be sufficiently advanced to have figured this stuff out" when we don't even know if it /can/ be figured out. having a far advanced understanding of physics, biology, etc. in no way enables one to sidestep the hard limits of reality; this would be as true for aliens as it is for human beings.

all of these things are /logically possible/, of course, but all that really means is that they're conceivable--that you can imagine them. that doesn't make them actually possible, let alone remotely feasible (although they might be; we just don't know yet)

>>9706595
It's still a what if, but is more a technical problem than anything, creating a machine "mind" that can react to the environment with the same degree of autonomy and versatility as a living being.

>>9706734
that is probably the most realistic suggestion I've heard so far

>>9610367
You first

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>>9621070
This one?

Ayyy

Are aliens not interacting with us just becayse we are not ready yet? Or we need to prove that we can live in harmony, without all this war, conflicts, hunger for power, lies and killings?

>>9709201
war is just an outgrowth of combining competition (a fundamental quality of life) with sapience, so living in harmony without war is a pipe dream. Besides, I'd expect an interstellar or intergalactic civilization to be MORE warlike, not less.

So, if they really are out there monitoring us, and they haven't attempted to conquer us yet, there are several reasonable conclusions to make:
>they are avoiding us out of fear
>they're trying to contain us
>they don't see us as worth conquering
>they're grooming us to be their allies once we become a truly spacefaring civilization

>>9709396
The first one is total bullshit, like, nigga they are the one who discovered us first, they are the ones who discovered a planet filled with intelligent life, they are the ones who have flying spaceships that can become invisible and jump of the orbit at any time. They have nothing to fear about us.

>>9710384
rape

>>9710458
I'm not sure you would like to get your brain fried because you wanted that hot alien puss.

>>9710477
it turns out the aliens have no defenses against it, they freeze up with embarrassment over any sexually charged situation

the aliens typically resort to a glory hole-like device for sex, and both partners try their best to pretend they aren't about to fuck until actual insertion has happened

but when humans are involved? the moment you whip your dong out they're helpless

>>9710477
>>9710560
hell holding hands with them might be enough

>>9710560
That give me an idea (and a boner) for a greentext, unf

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>>9710576
*gave
Fug I'm too tired

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>>9700692
Found it, and the thread the comp it came from, along with some pics from a drawfriend.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23142009/

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>>9713228
Great job anon

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>>9713558
Found the descartes version

>>9713720
Why can't an ayy take my body. I wanna procreate with an alien race