Official pony thread.
If you see another one, redirect them here.
1st
2nd
Wait, he can see these messages?
4th
>>9597427
Congrats on finally posting something different
He cannot.
5th
>>9597453
He used to OP with that one all the time.
>>9597453
PLEASE REMOVE YOURSELF
FROM
MY
FUCKING
THREAD
>>9597462
We were talking about this before you showed up.
>>9597462
why does that picture bother me so much
>>9597382
Of course, I've seen the episode :P
>>9597440
I've never heard of beetroot before desu, is it where you find all your music?
>>9597473
I am not going back to read all that.
>>9597474
It is designed for this very purpose.
>>9597477
WHAT DID I DO?
>>9597459
Failure
>>9597482
>CONGRATS ON POSTING SOMETHING NEW
>HE USED TO POST THAT ALL THE TIME
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID
>>9597427
Thanks for baking!
>>9597494
Was I not supposed to reveal it? I like shattering his expectations.
>>9597476
For the most part yes.
>>9597500
I will allow it, with this reasoning.
>>9597494
>he forgot someone else already said he use to post sunbutt all the time
>>9597523
By "someone else" do you mean me?
I can do whatever I want, only others must avoid upsetting me.
You remember your first ever forum post?
I tried asking for help on a forum once
I was like:
can anyone help me understand what a command line parameter is? it's been bugging me all day, how do I make one? I'll be here watching this place, just so you know I'm here if this little box -> [x] <- doesn't have an x in it that means i'm not here watching anymore, thank you
>>9597496
So what kind of ride you got?
It was on some Usenet forum.
>>9597597
Ford Escape. I forget the year, but it's older.
>>9597599
That wasn't the question.
>>9597621
That is all I recall; I was seven or eight.
like a few minutes later I refreshed and saw a few more posts and I got all excited, i had never seen a thread creation in the process, then when i read the posts it was all just people speculating if i was retarded or trolling
So not much has changed.
>>9597589
would have been either on TOTSE or a troll post on a random invisionfree forum
no idea what the posts would have been though
>>9597627
Which was it?
>>9597616
>Ford Escape
That would be nice for some subwoofers.
>>9597634
i'm not retardet
>>9597589
Yes. It was on TPS (thepiratesociety), which required your first post to be an introduction.
>>9597642
Yep!
>>9597616
>Ford Escape
why did you pick that kind of car?
>>9597681
My father gave it to me. He used it to haul crap around.
>>9597668
Wait so do you have subs, if so what are you rocking?
>>9597639
hey cunt, i had just never used computers much, hardly knew how all this crap worked but I was dead set on figuring it out and devoted a whole year to it. one guy did take me seriously and explained everything to me in detail which help set me on the right path to "know how"
That did not explain anything.
>>9597703
Just to be sure, I will tell you that I was joking there.
>>9597701
No, sorry. Standard sound system. Would be awesome to put subs in, though!
>>9597709
>>9597705
these memes are getting gay
>>9597718
WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT
>>9597721
This meme that you and Darwin made that you both think I take yall too seriously.
Poni
My message had no relation to that.
why doesn't windows let me use \ in the name? fucking gay!
>>9597731
I do think that though.
>>9597721
Reading comprehension is not his strong suit.
>>9597734
Poni!
>>9597739
>>9597751
>>9597734
How're you Canon?
>>9597737
he took your post so seriously that he read into it so hard that he found meanings that you didn't even intend
I have become Samuel Beckett.
>>9597747
Where do you live roughly?
Give him this address, Urshula.
308 Highway 76, White House, TN
Quads?
git
He's done it.
>>9597762
Midwestern US, but according to Eris my address is
>308 Highway 76, White House, TN
>>9597777
Good job!
>>9597777
Congratulations
Good enough.
>>9597760
wdhmbt
>>9597784
I didn't mean that rough, I would have liked to have the state.
>>9597789
>>9597780
>>9597778
lol
>>9597747
Poni poni!
How's u? :3
>>9597754
Yay Rap!!!
I'm doing good, woke up early and left about 7:40am, and I thought it was gonna be a long queue and long processing time but I got lucky as there was no one waiting in the office so I did what I needed to so in 10 minutes lol
Also helped my dad with something and Now I'm back home, so I'm chilling for now in bed as I'm kinda tired
How but u? :3
>>9597777
Chekt
>>9597780
The absolute madman!
>>9597799
MO
>>9597809
I could get to the middle of the state in about 5 hours.
>>9597803
Just playing some Mechwarrior after having a bit for dinner... I'm hoping I've not had too much to eat but I guess I'll see tonight sometime hey.
I'll not head to bed till about 12am though either way.
>>9597803
I'm fine! Watching Skitty's amazing gets.
>>9597838
wdhmbt
>>9597830
Oh, fuck... :P
>>9597851
He wants you to get on vocaroo.
>>9597846
urshula pls
why did you like the name urshula?
William Shockley and John Goodenough are pretty fuckin dope
>>9597860
Want me to come down tomorrow?
>>9597875
I read a book called "Dragons: Worlds Afire" and there was a black dragon in it with the name Urshula.
http://forgottenrealms.wikia.com/wiki/Kazmil-urshula-kelloakizilian
I thought it sounded cool and unique, and it easily abbreviates down to "Ursh" or "Urshy". I've also been nicknamed "Shula" before.
>>9597896
Yes, lol
Existential pessimism would say that the glass is nothing.
>>9597926
Nihilism by another word isn't it?
>>9597933
In the proper sense, that just means that there is no justification for morality.
HOW TO BUY ALL THE BOOK?
Skitty, buy me games.
https://exhentai.org/g/1068289/6ba2f6ee1d/
>>9597964
>buying games for a mac user
>>9597974
It's a fun challenge!~
>>9597974
You ruin EVERYTHING.
>>9597964
>Skitty
thats not how you spell interrogator.
>>9597974
interrogate him to post a screen cap of his desktop
This reminds me. Interrogator, buy me Overwatch.
>>9597980
>thinks I ruined
>He's the one that refuses to buy a windows PC
>>9597845
Sounds cool, yea hope you'll be fine after that
So I guess you've just just under 4 hours left then? I'm starting to feel sleepy so don't get surprised if I suddenly stop posting :P
>>9597846
Aww yes but indeed fine sport!
>>9598010
Fair enough, I wish you a good night when you do go.
Maybe It depends how I'm feeling at that time if I'll go then or not as well.
I've an appointment tomorrow but it's not early morning so I'm fairly well going to make it no matter what.
gonna live in the capital for about three weeks now
>>9598046
ok anon
>>9598072
I'm not anon
>>9598125
oh my bad Anonymous
>>9598125
RK?
>>9598129
he did it again
>>9598125
RK?
>>9598136
>all these shameless 2017 pedestrians
just lmfao @ them amirite?
>>9598128
plz
>>9598129
>>9598134
hai
>>9598132
kek
>>9598136
arise?
>>9598137
A hearty lmao, indeed.
>>9598139
How're you?
>>9598137
I didn't actually start posting a ton till this year so I had no reason to get one before.
>>9598132
"Jesus Christ is my Hot Nigga"
Great song...
>>9598139
How's it going?
>>9598146
embarrasing
>>9598147
It is hilarious, sometimes I drive through town with it on loud.
>>9598145
>>9598147
moved out of my parents' place, as I said
currently staying in Warsaw with a guy from a Polish Discord server
>>9598149
I know right, you should feel ashamed.
>>9598156
nice
>>9598156
Does that mean you'll be posting more here?
>>9598156
Awesome!
>>9598157
for you, i do
>>9598156
are they into ponies?
why do you frequently end up staying with internet people? doesn't that scare you?
>>9598167
No internet people are cool that's why you should give me your address in steam skitty or if you prefer another method.
This is why he does not like you, Interrogator.
>>9598178
What because I want to be friends with him?
>>9598183
Exactly.
>>9598183
That is about as likely as me giving that to blewberry, he spent about a year autistically screeching at me to post pictures and trying to throw out all these conspiracies for why I'd refuse to. Security wouldn't let you throw I'd have them on high alert.
>>9598162
probably.
>>9598167
no, just furry
but there's a lot of people from the same server who are into ponies, including the guy's bf. I'll probably meet some of them soon
>frequently
come on
I have an irl relationship with Dashie so he's probably not considered an internet person anymore
also there's nothing to be scared of
why are so many furries IT?
>>9598193
>Security
>>9598203
Fix the typo in your previous filename.
>>9598195
Did you mean ITT?
>>9598206
no
>>9598215
>>9598203
My chihuahua is a force to be reckon with, you wouldn't want to fuck with her.
>>9598195
idunno, it is a weird correlation.
>the two only rainbowdash posters met up and got married but they're living in other peoples houses sometimes
lel
>>9598223
what's up with your filenames?
>filenames
>autism
"Avicii - Waiting For Love"
Decent
>>9598209
no
>>9598227
topkek
>>9598228
They are imitations of SteveAn's Leo filenames.
>not just using a unary naming convention
>>9598243
>Leo filenames
wdhmbt
>>9598235
Avicii - Hey Brother
>>9598250
Leo is the grey cat.
The filenames he gave those images.
>>9598258
>not just adding your own personality to your pictures by renaming them so now they have a part of you
>not being creative and original
just lmao desu
>>9598255
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-YuSKeFMxY
Well I'm going to bed cya guy later.
>>9598269
I wont miss you.
>>9598269
Goodnight!
>>9598264
Each of these random strings of letters is a perfect reflection of myself.
>>9598269
>>9598269
Have a good one Bun
>>9598273
kek
>>9598276
memes aren't what they used to be
>>9598291
they are something better
>>9598273
Who dares impersonate the one and only AERIS?
>>9598312
It's me, Eris.
Also, how in the world are these threads still around? Fucking hell.
>>9598317
Who? The ancient one from /x/?
Amy?
>>9598322
No.
>>9598328
Which Eris, then?
>>9598324
No, Aeris.
>>9598312
Hello!
>>9598318
Why wouldn't they be?
>>9598333
It is inconsequential.
>>9598307
no
>>9598312
go inject yourself with a stick
>>9598347
lmfao ^:3
they're terrible and you know it
>>9598334
We need more cheeky luna's in our lives.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykvy9Da0KTQ
>>9598353
memes are the reason to stay alive
>>9598344
Or is it~?
>>9598339
Haven't they been diagnosed with terminal cancer years ago?
>>9598347
sticc me dadde
>>9598334
Hi, hi.
>>9598365
>Haven't they been diagnosed with terminal cancer years ago?
Yeah, luckily it migrated to ponychan :^)
>>9598365
Seems unlikely.
It's Discord, at any rate. Vortically, if you prefer.
>>9598372
Ha ha, how spicy. It's cancer all over as far as I'm concerned.
>>9598358
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ykvy9Da0KTQ
Nice
>>9598379
>>9598382
Your opinions are cancer.
>>9598385
What is this post meant to imply?
>>9598379
Oh, I see. Neat.
>>9598388
Wow, how rude.
>>9598384
>>9598390
I didn't realize you started using my trip and i noticed at that post and i switched it with another one just to be a salty cunt.
>>9598397
I would very much like to have that one.
Galoshes here
you're all faggots
>>9598393
>Wow, how rude.
>thread is literally 15% me
>calls thread cancer
>calls all 15% of me cancer
>can't call her cancer back
No, you're the rude one.
Crowbo Birdhat - Today at 1:36 PM
also LOL I'm posting in the fucking pony thread
AND YES THEY STILL EXIST
Galoshes - Today at 1:36 PM
L I N K
Crowbo Birdhat - Today at 1:36 PM
>>9597427
lmao
Galoshes - Today at 1:37 PM
...
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT ON LIKE
PONYCHAN OR SOMETHING
BUT FUCKING 4CHAN
HAHAHAAHAH
>>9598396
> hmm it QUITE perplexes me that these threads exist, my goodness gracious!
> a bloo blo why do these threads exist
>>9598409
>Posting private conversations that nobody else finds funny
Now it truly is just like the old days.
Thanks for stopping by.
>>9598410
see
>>9598400
Who are these people?
It does not matter.
imagine being aeris and being all > oy vey these dirty goyim think they can have pony threads without me
>>9598405
didn't you post on ponychan?
>>9598405
Crowbo Birdhat - Today at 1:39 PM
this is straight up some anime twist shit. >AERIS returns to the threads, leading a fucking horde of anime shitposters
top 10 anime betrayals
>>9598408
I mean you are posting weird, borderline cloppy shit, so I can't say I'm wrong.
>>9598420
I know right. You're welcome.
>>9598433
feels good man
Also holy shit I don't have that one, saved.
>>9598426
Just some guys
>>9598436
I do on a rare occasion yea, how's it going?
who dis?
>>9598440
One-man horde?
AM QUITE PERPLEXED THAT THESE FOOLS POST EQUINES
>>9598433
This smells of heresy.
>>9598409
a single thread deletion made them flee from 4x2chan
>>9598423
Ah, fun.
>>9598440
>posting pedophile anime
>calling others weird
You're delusional, boarderline insane probably and you have shit taste.
If the thread wasn't cancer an hour ago, it sure is now.
GRUMPF DON'T CALL MY CARTOONS PEDOPHILE
>>9598460
Yup.
Whatchya up to at the moment Ushula?
> it's been 5-6 years
URRMMPFFSFSFS DON; CALGL MY ANIMGES GAY
>>9598447
I think it might be skitty?
>>9598450
Nah, just some of the other people I turned into total weebs who are surprised this is still going.
>>9598461
Uh huh, sure thing, buddy~
>pedophile anime
Lmao, SJWs found their way into these threads, that's surprising.
>>9598485
> posting flutterslut
could be Sama
if it is Sama: give me back my copy of DOOM nigga
>>9598402
I would give it to you but someone asked me specifically not to do that and I agreed to it so complying with your request would make me untrustworthy and them upset probably and I would rather avoid this.
>>9598471
Watching the thread. Was listening to Interrogator's playlist. Falling asleep.
>>9598485
>he calls me an SJW
So you're basically agreeing with me now? I'm glad you recognize you have subhuman taste.
Crowbo Birdhat - Today at 9:51 PM
God I'm gonna fucking shit on you if you keep roboposting. The cucks don't deserve my glorious memeface.
>>9598485
Oh, well. That is less entertaining.
I'm an anime shitposter myself, but ONLY IRONICALLY
Who or what summoned you here on this day?
>>9598503
but if you go to bed, who will post cheeky luna?
tfw aeris finally comes back and it's just to circlejerk for attention and he won't even get into multithread long arguments with anyone
literally whats the point
>>9598490
Is Sama even still alive?
>>9598506
Bad daddy.
>>9598510
I sensed the presence of Aeris pictures and I have been informed of it through the ley lines of the internet, of course.
No irony here.
>>9598494
I know. It was Nick, and it was right in front of me, directly after I requested the trip.
He would not even offer an explanation.
>I would give it to
This is progress, though. Unless you are simply lying to placate me, since you have an excuse to not deliver.
>>9598447
Yeah, not sure but I think I've seen you there.
We use namesync to share names on this board, you could google it for a copy if you'd liek.
>>9598519
Attention, didn't you just say that?
>>9598522
>Is Sama even still alive?
yes you stupid fucking serb cunt god i hope croatians capture you and pull your toenails off you fucking piece of serbian shit i spit on you
>>9598513
I can try and stay awake...
>>9598529
I used to be a pretty regular poster probably 4ish years ago but after that i become more of a recurring character that occasionally appears to spout memes and shit
not sure what you mean by namesync tho
>>9598522
Truly, I was destined to choose this avatar, on this day.
It is the work of gravity, pulling us together.
>>9598542
No no, I was joking Urshula, have a good one~ night.
>>9598519
Hey, it's been like 7 fucking years. I ran out of autism a long time ago. I actually value my time now~
>>9598539
that's a very rude thing to say, young man
>>9598519
Maybe years of drug abuse and living in a poverty country finally destroyed them.
> i won the internet arguement! that makes me a victor in life!
>>9598561
I heard he lost his mind to such an extent that he began to confuse women with birds...a sad tale...
>>9598560
i don't believe u
Is this Aeris character the blewberry of the anime community or something?
You seem to hate them enough, so why not.
>>9598587
you know damned well who he is Skits.
>>9598587
he's really just a big meme
back in the early days of the threads he would often try to break apart online relationships for his own personal gain (such as stealing someone from someone else)
he has abused multiple drugs and is often seen drunk, he also has a criminal record involving child molstation and sexual assault
it's truly a disgusting tale
>>9598596
it was clearly a rehtentotical question u IDIOT
>tfw Raptor takes aeris side and outs you
lmao
>>9598552
How very romantic. Destiny is truly amazing, isn't it?
>>9598578
;_; ok
>>9598571
Chirp?
>>9598601
No! Don't! They'll know!
literally
this site has a fucking gay post timer
>>9598612
Absolutely.
>>9598601
that pic made me kek
your insider memes are dank
>>9598601
yeah I know all about them I was just pretending not to so i could make them speculate who i was later but raptor decided to ruin any opportunity to do so. even /co/ pony threads back in 2011 spoke of him like the plague.
>>9598601
>he has abused multiple drugs and is often seen drunk, he also has a criminal record involving child molstation and sexual assault
>
>it's truly a disgusting tale
fuckin lol
If tom shows up as well, then I would actually kms.
He is dead.
>>9598659
how would u do it
>>9598596
pick a number between 1 and 10
>>9598673
4
>>9598664
i'd wait till Christmas, get a santa suit and beard and one of those air horns and a big bag of candy and presents, some Easter eggs with confetti and each one has a dollar to 10 dollars and I'd climb up some store front and start throwing eggs and gifts down until I get a large group of kids gather around the entrence and then I'd jump down off the roof previously having tied piano string around my neck so it slices my head clean off before I hit the ground
>boarderline clop
this isn't borderline clop
aeris is a fucking asshole
>>9598681
yeah i probably wouldn't have been able to successfully lay a 10µg sheet anyways
>>9598687
thats a pretty good way to go
my santa suicide idea was to dress up as santa and go sky diving and then not pull the chute and try and crash into someones chimney
i think i like ur idea better tho
>>9598708
What is it you're trying to do Az?
>>9598727
die by tonight
>>9598662
Really? What happened?
>>9598780
Pls dont
>>9598786
Not really. That I know of.
>fell for the trap meme
>eventually wanted to be the trap
>crossdress and post pics online
>get attention from guys
>like said attention
>order some dildos
>like sucking on them and putting them in my ass
>eventually decide to hook up with a dude
>find a guy nearby
>dress up and go to his place
>bit nervous
>he takes off my skirt and pushes me down onto my knees
>welp, time to get to work
>sucking a real dick was no where near as fun as I thought it would be
>and it smelled and I got hair stuck in my teeth
>he picks me up and starts playing with my ass
>tell him i'm not so sure I want to do this anymore
>he tells me to relax, it will feel good
>sticks it in
>I liked how warm it felt
>then he starts pounding
>wow, this is kindof fun
>then I look around and catch a glimpse of us in the mirror
>see me dressed as a girl, bent over a dresser, getting dicked
>oh god what have I done
>close eyes and just wait for him to finish
>he pulls out and puts me on my knees
>cums on my face
>I go to the bathroom to clean up
>look myself in the mirror
>I'm bottomless, my ass hurts, and I have cum on my face
>start to cry
>clean up and go home
>feel digusted with myself
I fucking hate how hard trap shit is pushed on 4chan. You faggots are poisoning the minds of countless young men. You faggots twisted me into having gay sex. Thankfully I broke free but I'll forever have to deal with memory of me getting dicked.
>>9598708
hello
haven't seen you in a long time
>Posting copypasta
>In my thread
>>9598780
2edge
>>9598800
haze?
pony
>>9598800
>>9598780
are you serious?
how is 4 micrograms related to it?
>>9598810
i know RainbowKun
which big city are you staying at?
>>9598830
where?
>>9598862
Warsaw
have you a new jerb yet?
>>9598910
who?
>>9598929
You, sorry.
Do you have a new job yet?
>>9598596
I still can't believe you've done this, raptor.
>>9598935
you've done this
>>9598935
Done what Skittles?
I'll never forget that, actually wrote about it in my diary despite having sworn never to write about internet things in it.
>Raptor already forgot
LOL
>>9598933
not yet
tfw had 9 jobs so far
I could probably find something in this city pretty fast
>>9598956
Sooner the better RK.
You wanna be able to pay rent and subsidies and afford your own food and savings too.
>>9598956
You once told me you made about 1 USD per hour at one of your jobs and I wasn't sure if you were memeing on me. Do these pay more? Hopefully so. If not then didn't you say you and dashie who happens to be American are deeply in love and have fornicated on multiple events? If so then why hasen't he married you yet so you can get a license to live here for free and stuff. Then write a book about it "How a blue little horse helped me escape poverty and my country" and sell it for cash on amazon, I would read the shit outta your book
>>9598947
Are you serious? I will have to remember this. Next time something similar happens I will just assume another identity and name so as to avoid you reading my posts and handing me over to the enemy on a silver platter.
>>9599039
I have no idea what you're on about but ok, my eyes are barely open as it is.
everythings kinda blurry too... the new medication I'm on sort of makes me very very drowsy
You ruined his pretending to be stupid gambit.
>>9599020
>>9599087
I've had 4 whiskeys so far... probably doesn't help that the anti nausea meds say WILL ENHANCE DROWSINESS WITH ALCOHOL.
>>9599039
it was 2USD
in my last job it was 2.5
eh, I must get a visa and go to US first in order to marry him. and getting a visa is not easy.
>How a blue little horse helped me escape poverty and my country
top fucking kek
I will mention you as the one who have me the idea on the first page
>>9599057
I had a once in a life time chance to fight Aeris with the advantage that they didn't know who I was, they had an idea but they couldn't be sure. I asked a rhetorical question that was meant to be derogatory and allude to the idea I wasn't who they thought I was from their perspective and you read that, assumed I was actually just that ignorant/oblivious and outed me as skitty, ruining any possibility to continue with this.
>>9599101
gave*
>>9599101
is a catchy title, i bet it would snag the curiosity of many, you should do it
>>9599118
everyone is actually skitty having a conversation with himself
I didn't even read the whole post before replying lmao
>>9599118
>>9599132
pls
>>9599131
this is true sometimes
how do yall know nick isn't just my split personality?
>>9599150
I'm going to leave the thread now out of embarrassment due to my mistake.
>>9599164
No. Stay.
I CAN TASTE CHOCOLATE IN THE WATER! IT SCREAMS LEMONADE!