HG/Hunger Games
Give me 24 for evil skeleton games (there's no change really, I just put evil in front of it)
>>9596634
FYXE
Kindred Hunter
>>9596634
Draco
Kaho
Mr. Moseby
Cool Dude
Kosaku Kawajiri
Gascoigne
Len
UTR Host Adachi
>>9596634
Tsuyu
>>9596634
Evil Riri
Altera
>>9596634
Poniko
>>9596634
Mikun
Eric Andre
>>9596634
Mayor of Cantown
Scolipede
Bellona
Lord Beerus
Alfred Jones
>runs around the halls
>>9596634
Lum!
A FUCKING LEAF
Inkling
>>9596696
Stop right there W-073
>>9596700
is this a weed
Yotsugi Ononoki
>>9596727
>>9596634
Shit I fucked up
I'm swapping the leaf for Kaiji
Thrills, chills! Two things that are not present in these games, but I think I make up for it with my gay, boyish charms.
5 minutes for swpas n shit
Greetings stranger, my name is ravandil.
>>9596746
>>9596659
>>9596732
>>9596746
Swap
>>9596732
>>9596675
>>9596746
Everything looks good. Let's begin
Also, whoever kills the brat gets 5 bucks! A brutal, slow death will net you an extra 5 bucks.
>>9596736
>>9596746
Barely just made it in. Thanks for that.
>>9596750
YA POINTY EARRED
>>9596750
Knife-eared nigger.
>>9596750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0
>>9596746
Get on with it.
Are Yuno and Vino here?
>>9596746
Let's begin sir!
>>9596746
My picture fits nicely in this. This will be a fun ride. We're going to a forest? That's right?
Heeh. Why not, those have always been chill so far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSCvUoZI2QM
>>9596750
Hello! I'm Fyxe. Nice to meetcha!
i wish i could get 5 bucks for killing
>>9596782
On of them is in my bedroom
>>9596760
>>9596761
Peace, peace...
Arigato, kind onii-chan and onee-chan.
>>9596760
>You can hear a gunshot far away from the distance
>A bullet has pierced cleanly through your heart
>The murderer shows his face from within the bushes holding a sniper rifle
>He opens his mouth to speak in a devilish tone
"tHerE caN OnLY BE oNe."
>>9596799
Uh oh.
>>9596799
I hope it isn't Vino
>>9596811
>dies
>turns into a ghost
>
>>9596818
Gee Billy how come you get 17 stars
>>9596818
>corners are still on
Heh...
>>9596746
And, luckily for you, I've got just as much charms to make this game "awesome" to "outstanding"! The hero is here to ensure that you have a great time!
Now, to make sure that we get to the final five instead of dying in the first two days...
>>9596795
I'll give you 5 bucks if you kill Draco
>>9596817
>>9596818
N-no, it's a picture of Yuno, on my nightstand...
>>9596818
So many stars...
I feel elated. Thank you.
>>9596775
No shit I'm pointy earred, I'm a fucking elf.
>>9596776
Dumbass no-face.
>>9596778
Urist what the fuck are you doing here?
>>9596791
Uh, hello fyxe. It's nice to meet you I guess.
>>9596864
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydgY5fskwjE
>Still no card
>>9596827
>Stumbles backwards a bit after being hit by the ghost's handbag
>Regains his composure after hitting both of his feet on the ground and getting his balance back
>Moonwalks away from the Cool Dude's corpse like nothing ever happened
>>9596864
These guys don't seem very kind with you, right? Did you get some beef with them in the past or what?
>>9596872
I want one too.
>tfw nobody made a shitty retarded card of you and contaminating you with autism
Lmao, feels good know a faggot isn't lusting after my dick on the internet.
Lmao....
>>9596869
Urist stop. Please.
>>9596882
I don't fucking know these people. Maybe it's because I'm low level elf or some bullshit.
>>9596889
>hugs
i still love you hoshi
Due to delay I will abstain from commentating this slide. That's a fair trade, right?
>>9596795
If you kill yourself I'll throw a 5 dollar bill on your corpse, but alas I don't adone child suicide so I suggest you don't. I don't know if "adone" is an actual word, I just imagine it's the opposite of "condone"
>>9596916
;-;
>>9596914
I've been called on a mission. I have to kill everyone in this arena. Stand in a line to get killed, please.
>>9596914
Doing things the old fashioned way never hurt anyone, riiiight? Well, except me anyway...
>>9596914
I wouldn't expect any less from the hunter with more in common with a monster than a person
>>9596914
I knew i shouldn't have paid extra for the flashy entrance.
what's this shit about cards?
>>9596934
make one of me
>>9596903
So.... basic racists huuh? Don't worry I've dealt with that too, just ignore them.
Low level right? You're of those guys who fight like crazy to gain "exp points" or whatever? You might have come to the right place then....
>>9596914
"How to summon Chtulhu?" "Gain immortality in five easy step" "101 potions to stop backpain"
Tcchhh all those seems so boring Huh what?
>She grabs the gun
Now that's more like it!
>>9596914
When you want to roleplay but die in the bloodbath so you wait for the next game to roleplay but die in the bloodbath so you wait for the next game to roleplay.
>>9596914
Lord Beerus works effortlessly to perserve the natural habitat of the forest. Stupid bugs, going out and wandering into death traps like that...
Even in death, the Kindred Hunter's hunt does not stop.
lol like how can a smoke monster even possess you like nigga just blow it away lol
Normally, slitting throats is an edgy thing to do. When it's the HERO of America doing it however it's heroic as frick
>>9596900
Did you have a stroke?
>>9596908
The Star Man says thank you.
>>9596934
Me, C.C.
>>9596947
I have no clue, but i got one so that makes me special, i guess.
>>9596954
>>9596903
Alright. How's ya doing, Friend?
>>9596954
Don't thank me! It seems like that gun I found can blow up evil spirit!
>>9596949
>google Team Nice Dynamite
>literally the first image that isn't the logo
Try harder
>>9596954
Thank you for the assistance, Furry onee-chan. You have a very nice chest. I will repay you next time.
>>9596954
>She lets out what sounds like a single, gurgled laugh and an incomprehensible statement in a dull tone.
>After she comes back she just rolls on to her side and goes to sleep.
>>9596954
While I'd much rather not harm you at all, you also ambushed me for no real reason, so... you kind of brought this upon yourselves
>>9596934
Can I get one? They look awesome.
>>9596914
Hah! Who knew that being in camouflage could be so useful? I could walk right past a freaking... Uh... I dunno, VAMPIRE and they wouldn't be able to see me! Fear the hero now, everyone!
>He may be invisible, but everyone can still HEAR him, so nothing really changed...
>>9596954
AMERICA! F--K YEAH! AMERICA, something something DAY, YEAH! Skeletons have great taste in heroes! Man, I got this all over my suit, though...
>Alfred looks over the body, before whipping out an American flag blanket and dropping it on the girl.
There she goes. A hero's farewell, and it almost feels like one of the presidents are right alongside her! YEAH!
>>9596963
>>9596968
Well... Looks like you thanked me anyway...
Oh Hum... Thanks you as well for the compliment. Don't feel the need to do that though, I was just dicking around with my new gun
>>9596975
>Her corpse is dragged by the random anon by the leg and dumped in front of >>9596849
'Tis 2000 years into the future. HG still has not evolved to post their ava when asking for a card.
>>9596954
Magic bug creepy crawlies its way into some girls dreams. Now it's a nightmare because - as we all know - bugs are disgusting.
ruh roh it appears this tribute has been misgendered
I didn't rip that event off of a video game, nope no siree not at all
Wow, whatever. The dumb kid has a lovely stroll through the forest, I don't give a heck. NEXT!
>>9596934
If you can't think about me by yourself then there is no point
>>9596988
Are you a ghost buster, Furry onee-chan? You handled that aberration with ease.
>>9596999
>didn't even notice I forgot pic
>>9597000
What did i tell you. You should've listened to me man, i know about demons and they're tricks all too well.
>>9597004
Hmmm.... Not really... But I saw the movie and really like the theme song, so you could say that I studied the theory a lot.
I like that surname you're giving me. What's your name? Or should I try to give you one?
>>9597000
Hey now it's only A PORTION
What could go wrong? It isn't fatal, right?
>>9597000
>Alfred looks inside for a moment, mouth hanging open as he takes a REALLY good look at all the stuff inside. After a while, he turns around and runs away in timely manner, yelling to himself quietly.
WHAT WAS THAT? Ain't no one gonna stick around after seeing something horrible as that! I bet the other guy is still looking at it like some sick freak!
>>9597000
Eric Andre, talk show host and now dragon rider. What a life.
Bellona: "boo" Everyone: "ahhhh." That's not how it went, that's just how my vision of it.
What the frick I like bugs now
>>9597020
Yeah but just look what I got
>She takes out a slice of pizza.
It looks like a regular slice of pizza, but when you bites on it
*chomp*
It reappear! It's an infinite pizza. Surely that's worth a tiny tiny tiny portion of my soul.
...
Want some?
>>9596975
>>9596989
Good day to you, [PlayerName].
I see you have defeated the mighty lizard [Draco] which has been terrorizing our lands for a while now.
We are very thankful for this, [PlayerName].
Please take this, it's the least we can do.
>Received $5!
Am I supposed to like Len?
Or am I supposed to like Skelehost?
I don't really know, I'm new here.
>>9596951
Great, racists. haven't dealt those kinds of asshats in a while. Anyway yes, I'm that kind of guy who does some shit to get exp and level up and I heard this place could help me do that. So what is this place about?
>>9596962
i fucking feel terrible urist.
i wish i got 5 bucks for dying
>>9597050
Why not both?
>>9597050
Pick a side already, fucking centrist.
>>9597050
Like who ever you like. Just kbow that I will probably not like your choice.
>>9597000
Man... I should've skipped this and went to Shrimp Kicks.. I need a pair of fresh new kicks already.
>The Inkling examines her shoes, looking at the soles and kicking them on the ground under her
These are gettin' old..
>>9597057
>gives a pat on the head
^^050
who am i supposed to like
>>9597037
OH MY GOD ITS A STORM AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9597050
You don't have to pick favourites, you can like more than one person at a time. However, and I might be a tad biased in saying this, you're SUPPOSED to like me. Okay? Yeah, glad we cleared that up, punk. Kid. Kiddo.
>>9597037
Looks like we keep on meeting each others here.
Let's team up then okay? What do you think?
>>9597052
Well... it's pretty much a safe haven for murderers and psychopaths.
You kill people and... they can't really die, so you can kill then again. And again.
And again.
And again.
>sighs
Not my stuff, but if yours is gaining "EXP" then you came to the right place
>>9597074
Sure, why not? I hate everyone so it all works out in the end. For me, that is.
>>9597037
Jesus christ, what kind of drugs did i take this time. Ah, fuck it, this is the coolest thing that's happened today.
>>9597040
Hell yeah brotendo, now you're speaking my language.
>>9597079
Did that storm fall in love with me like in that "Uzumaki" manga?
It keeps on striking m-
>dies after the 5th thunderbolt
>>9597052
What's amiss, my dick-loving, pole-proportioned elf friend?
>>9597037
The hero's got too much dang work to do to even EXPECT a thank you from the guy... Nah, the gal I saved. I don't even know if the guy that worked with me even came back alive! At least we saved the other person, though. That's nice.
>Alfred kicks away a pebble as he takes a diary out and writes a note or two in it. "Dear diary: Being a hero is hard. Please explain to me why this is so."
>>9597079
AH! Frigging storms still attacking me even though I'm not even in New York! I ought to invent something that destroys the weather, man!
>Alfred spends the rest of the storm cursing at the weather and attempting to harness the electricity for other uses. It doesn't work...
>>9597089
I know right? ahah!
...
You'd probably want to change that bra though.
>>9597087
How can you appreciate me? You don't even know me. I could be Santa for all you know. Or was it Satan? I always get the two mixed up.
>>9597079
I like to think of myself as a really epic and cool guy. That has no bearing on the game, just thought I'd tell you all.
Inkling is a GIRL! A GIRL!
Pfft, bees? You think some dome insect can kill the greatest hero of all time? He's not any old hero - he's an American hero. Alright? So...like, back the fuck off?!?!
"pssst hey bby you wanna come down to the graveyard for some fug?" - the dead
>>9597079
> Eric is busy riding the "dragon" to even notice the storm outside of his tent.
>>9597022
Yotsugi Ononoki.
>She raises a peace sign up to her eye
Yaaaaaaay yaaaaaaay.
You can just call me Yotsugi, Furry onee-chan.
>>9597107
Killer beers? Nice try, Budweiser, but I'm not dumb enough to drink my sorrows away with BEER! I would rather take my chances with Russian vodka, at least I know it'll work! AMERICA!
>Alfred throws a rock at one of the beers, yelling incoherently all the while.
>No, I didn't misread the event. It says "Killer beers", and I thought it was funny enough to RP
>>9597107
> A giant fucking bird appears out of nowhere and repeatedly squawks the phrase "Bird Up!" at the intruder
>>9597127
God. DAMNIT!
>>9597107
Hmm, this is an outdated version of my code. The new and improved feast featured in the latest version is much less gay, okay? Believe me. Also there isn't a broken event.
>>9597127
Ah, and so it does. Killer beers are indeed a very different thing, although deadly all the same. Of course just like killer bees, killer beers were never a match for you. USA! USA! USA!
>>9597127
>checks to verify this
Huh. Don't see killer beers every day.
>>9597123
Yotsugi? Alright, that's a cool name. It flows nicely in my mind!
Oh right, I had hoped we could have teamed up during that forest trip but.... hehe, it seems like the storm took both of us down.
>She pats her strange hat.
I have to go now. But just poke me whenever you see me okay? You're a cool girl, we'll have a nice chat and stuff.
Take care Yotsugi, bye!
>>9597147
Thanks for hosting! And congratulations to the future winner.
Bye!
>>9597052
See ya Ravendil!
Try to have fun!
>>9597160
You wouldn't want me to poke you, Furry onee-chan.
Have a safe trip home and look out for ghosts.
Peace, peace...
Yaaaaaaay...
Well, here it is. Congratulations to our winner!
>>9597160
Have a good one. Thanks for playing
>>9597147
Man, these things are delicious! I can't stop eating them! No, really, i can't stop eating them. This isn't going to end well for me is it?
>>9597176
Cats are better than dogs at least
>>9597082
A safe haven for murderers and psychopaths? You can kill people but they don't die? It's like a prison arena but nobody fucking wins.
>>9597094
It's the stupid ass fucking quests that magmar fuckithead keeps giving me. Literally he gives me the worst chores to do like deliver coins to some wizard fuck or stop a fucking rat empire from destroying the damn world. Everything is shit in my life right now.
>>9597188
Congratulations to the winner, and thank you for hosting
>>9597147
USA! USA! WHERE IS THE FREAKING FEAST?! Good thing I got one of the killer beers! If I drink it, then not only will my hunger be satiated, my patriotism will increase tenfold! I'M THE HERO~!
>He takes a drink of the killer beer. Surprisingly, it doesn't kill him. It just gives him a massive spike of energy.
>>9597148
You sure don't! Because of that, I'm gonna give you one!
>Alfred chucks the anon a killer beer, which, despite the name, does NOT kill you when you touch it.
>>9597176
U.S.A.! U.S.A.--!
>CLICK
>Alfred falls to the ground. He never ever got to see if any of his mates were still alive...
>>9597188
A tree won.
Thank you for hosting, Hone onii-chan.
>>9597188
How about this: instead of giving the winner a wincard, I send them 1 buck through PayPal. Genious, right?
>>9597188
How dare you say that.
>>9597198
>kissu
>>9597200
Thanks for the chance.
>>9597188
Hey, skeleton-dude! You have good taste in heroes, which is why I whole-heartedly give this game the American Seal of Quality! Thanks for such a beautiful game, dude!
Oh, and congrats, man! You may have snapped my neck, but you did it so well that I can't complain!
>>9597200
Thank you.
>>9597200
I was, THIS CLOSE. AH FUCK IT.
Thanks for hosting man.
The legitimacy of Team Nice Dynamite's post is doubted... But I'll go make one for it so I don't have to in the future.
>>9597210
Thank you, kind anon! If I may ask, what do the stars represent?
>>9597200
Didn't get very far but thank you for the game. It was enjoyable to watch.
>>9597230
The ava's level of cancer.
>>9597188
Thank you for Hosting
>>9597230
*ichigo
>>9597195
Sorry, I don't drink.
>>9597201
Begone, abomination.
>the skeleton fires rapdily at the mutant dog thing, cackling maniacally as it does so
I've got a BONE to shoot at you!
>>9597240
>>9597247
A thanks to the both of you, too. Make sure you don't get hit by the bullets
>>9597252
Oh, then thank you Ichigo.
>>9596634
Uraraka Ochako
can i get 5 bucks anyway
>>9597191
Well, Then why don't you give 'em a good ol' arrow to the groin, bitchboy?
(Sorry to end it off here, but it's kinda late where I am)
>>9597226
>Thanks
Nighto HG
My discord's Vaporcast#2471
>>9597273
Little slow there.
>>9597273
Oooh, mama you fucked up.
>>9597238
You're welcome, my friend. Even in death, America still salutes you! That's how great your games are, dude!
>Alfred salutes with two fingers, giving his upmost respect to the skeleton. Not out of necessity, but out of his pure admiration.
>>9597256
...
>Alfred grabs the beer before it falls into the anon's hands, a sheepish grin on his face.
S-Sorry, then! I should have asked you, but at least it's the thought that counts, right? I'll get you something else if you want it!
>>9597230
Depends. They can mean nothing if that's what you want them to, or they can mean everything. Looking for a deeper meaning? I have a headache so I can't spew some bullshit right now about that.
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9597274
>>9597278
(Alright, sleep well)
>>9597274
Sure.
>goes to hand Len 5 dollars only to stop.
What exactly is it for?
QUICK! Those two anons who told me they liked my hosting, tell me why that is! I need to milk the few likeable traits I have into the ground
>>9597305
The commentary
>>9597287
I really don't understand, so I'll just look deeper.
th *sleeps*
>>9597321
>Capra
>rp
What year is this
>>9597321
>TH *sleeps
What did Len mean by this?
>>9597305
the gay boyish charms
>>9597321
Takes notes everybody.
THIS
Is what RP should look like.
>>9597305
Apart from the start which is for people to get their feet on the ground, most events are interesting in someway, involving fighting or conflict which works well with this type of game. There's a lot less wasted events like in the default code which is a lot less interesting.
>>9597305
I like your attitude and the work you did.
>>9597355
God I wish that lollipop was me
if I had to say, for a threesome, I'd probably want to fuck C.C. and Kurisu
>>9597379
>wanting to be gay
it's gay in a threeway, mate
>>9597363
But no one wants a small sucker in their mouth.
>>9597355
>tfw she always has that autistic look on her face like she doesn't ever have an ounce of an idea on what the fuck to do
Die
I want to fuck fyxe and fp
>>9597386
Only in a devil's 3-way.
>>9597398
Fuck off red
>>9597386
>if I had to say
Makes your thots activate.
>>9597405
>Implying im that spic
Hang yourself
>>9597414
Red pls go
>>9597398
>off by one
>Adachi
>>9597393
How about now?
>>9597421
>off by one
>not a faggot
>>9597420
I need to know the origin of these star card memes
>>9597446
(It's from bleach brave souls)
>>9597446
Mobile game called Bleach Brave Souls.
>tfw nobody will make a star card of your ava
Host or I'll dab
>>9597470
>>9597471
Alright thanks.
>>9597484
>he hasn't made his own
>>9597491
post a template
>>9597489
You hosting?I need sleep
>>9597489
(Don't mention it)
Where can I find a tall athletic girl?
>when you look at some old shit and the nostalgia hits you like a motherfucking truck
JESUS FUCK
>>9597515
The gym.
>>9597499
I don't host after 4:00 AM. Sleep away my friend.
>>9597515
At a gym.
>>9597525
>>9597529
But we don't have a gym...
>>9597498
>he doesn't have his own templates
Smdhtbqhwyf
>>9597538
Build one.
>>9597543
That's an awful lot just to get my dick wet.
Ooooii!! Where are the games? We demand games!
>>9597558
Consider it an athletic pussy magnet.
Your supply will never end.
>Horny
>Want to fap
>No desire to fap despite wanting to
Whats wrong with me, HG?
>>9597572
Are you into milf, lolis, flat women or big tiddies?
>>9597579
Everything except lolis
>>9597579
Farts and scat
>starts drama
>>9597579
>he isn't into loli-milfs
>>9597417
Not always. You could be fucking one while the other gives you a rimjob.
>>9597572
> want to fap but your doctor said to stop because you were doing it too much.
Are you into males or females?
>>9597560
I have a game right here!
>>9597567
W-Well...yeah but I don't even have enough money for one set of exercising equipment, much less a building full of it or for a building to fill it with!
Good night, mates
>>9597607
Females.
Are there any experienced hosts in the thread?
>>9597617
Yeah
>>9597607
(Females)
>>9597617
Yea but I'm going to sleep
>Kisu
>>9597617
Kind of? I did my fair share of hosting back when I could.
>>9597617
I'm not an experienced host, but I'm pretty good at making winscreens.
>>9597617
Are 12 games enough experience?
>>9597617
I've got a decent amount of games hosted.
>>9597610
Good! Then let's have a spar match with many more individuals as per tradition.
>>9597617
(No but I want to try hosting)
>>9597628
>>9597632
>>9597635
>>9597640
>>9597641
>>9597643
>>9597648
Currently active hosts are preferred. Someone with a good will to help new people get into hosting. If there's anything you can do to provide for the hosting scene and contribute to a stronger sense of community.
I'm working on a project.
People who want to get into hosting, I'll have to include later. I just want to get things set up with a handful of people.
>>9597646
I can only provide a sparring match for two. You don't mind do you?
>>9597617
I hoisted your mother last night. Oh, you said host. Her mouth hosted my cock as well.
>>9597628
>>9597632
>>9597635
>>9597640
>>9597641
>>9597643
>>9597648
>>9597628
>>9597632
>>9597635
>>9597640
>>9597641
>>9597643
>>9597648
Cecilia#7042
Ah yeah, I forgot to add. Contact me if you want to take part. You don't have to if you don't want to.
>>9597659
Oh. I can no longer host, so keep me out of this.
odds work on code
evens video game
dubs host
>>9597659
>I'm starting to get much better with events, so I don't mind helping new people get into hosting.
>inb4 Dreamland games (It's not a problem with the events there, it's a problem with the theme there).
Turn off your webcam
>>9597674
No worries.
>>9597685
Alright. I think you'll be valuable for this project.
>>9597687
You don't have to do anything at all but feedback and observation. All I need is your opinion.
>>9597689
I don't have a webcam
>>9597689
But how else can I make money putting objects in my dick?
>summons a pillow n naps
>>9597646
>newKarenfag
>Kissu
Pls stay.
>>9597700
Probably an erpfag
>>9597685
>>9597707
Doesn't matter.
shimakaze-kun
>>9597710
>Anon are you trying to get me to OOC post about vidya?
>>9597664
A sparring match for two sounds fine but don't you think I'll hold back! Haha!
>Karen adopts her battle stance and draws a line of dirt with her foot, ready for the action.
I won't hesitate to attack when your guard is down so you better be prepared... Errr what was your name?
>>9597700
>Kissu you too, anon.
>>9597732
>A-Anon... If you want to talk to Draco you can always do that
>>9597748
I'm just giving you shit bro. Calm down.
>>9597723
what
>>9597735
>Shimakaze (Male) stands completely still, her (his) hands at her (his) sides.
Shimakaze is my name! Give me a moment...
>Shimakaze (Male) drops her (his) skirt down to her (his) legs, revealing the suspect bulge between them.
Charge at me when you're ready!
>>9597755
>I am calm don't worry. [spoiler]I'm just a little bored is all[/spoiler].
>>9597767
then rp with the trap bote
I going take a damn nap. Bye.
>>9597767
I'd chat with ya, but I don't want to fill the thread with our gamechat. It will just lead to more shitposts by jaded oldfags.
>>9597761
That's sounds good! Embrace the fury of a Karateka!
>Karen doesn't pay attention to what she did and instead the girl charges at full speed with her arms flailing on her sides. When she's at at reasonable distance of her opponent, Karen raises a fist with the intention to punch her in the tummy and hopefully send her flying.
>>9597772
>I don't think that's such a good idea.
>>9597774
Sleep well stranger.
>>9597772
>ugly blob body
>green hair
miss me with that gay shit
>>9597792
>tummy
What are you? A 7 year old trying to play sick so they can avoid going to school?
>>9597791
>I'm trying to steer clear from long winded OOC vidya chats right now. I can mention it and do some simple stuff like recommend and such but I don't want to do it for over 5 posts.
>>9597805
Yes!
>>9597800
Rollin
>>9597800
roll
>>9597792
>Shimakaze (Male) is promptly whacked in the tummy, as expected of somebody who didn't practice their CQC. The boat girl (boy) falls over on her (his) back, eyes closed after hitting the ground and completely still.
>>9597800
roll
>>9597824
>As the boat girl falls backwards on her back, Karen's fist is steaming. She raises her hand to her mouth level and blows on it like a weapon which just fired a bullet.
Aww that was rather easy... So, who's next?!
>>9597823
>-can already see that you will never satisfy her sexually
Fuck
>>9597791
>if you dislike muh vidya chat you're a jaded oldfag
This is some retarded logic.
>>9597800
sphinx pls
>>9597834
Me! Let's see if you can beat my secret technique!
>>9597807
Okay. Ever play Monster Hunter? If yes, what is your favorite monster and weapon?
>>9597844
A-a skeleton? A TALKING SKELETON?! OH, OH... This is going to be a good one! Lettsso gotto!
>Karen adopts her battle stance once again, forming a fist on her right one and prepares herself for the next combat with mr.skeletal and his watermelons.
Ready whenever you're!
>>9597834
>Shimakaze (Male) rolls on her (his) side, groaning in pain from her (his) bruised belly.
Ooooooowwwww...
>beats everybody in a childrens card game
>>9597839
Why so jaded?
>>9597847
>Nope. I saw that Monster Hunter XX was announced for the Switch so I'm hoping to get that along with Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Puyo Puyo Tetris, Breath of the Wild, and Bomberman.
>Any other quick questions?
>>9597874
Why does Yoshi love being donkey punched?
>>9597870
That's a good comic
>>9597869
I was never good at these card games anyways.
>>9597878
>It's his fetish
>ha ha
>>9597874
Why is your tail so thick? Does it make it hard to whipe? Ever get shit tail?
>>9597870
>not wanting your OOC talk to plague the threads
This is the opposite of jaded, shitposter
>>9597889
Anon... You're really asking the big personal questions now.
That's like asking if it's hard to wash under your legs. My tail is pretty much another limb. It's not as hard as you'd expect. Plus we have toilets nowadays that spray water up at you for very good reason.
>>9597859
You see? I'm the strongest Karateka around here. Araragi Karen, the Flaming Tornado!
>Karen places her hands on her hips and stands proudly in front of the boat as she groans in pain and her belly is red due to her heavy blow.
>>9597888
Okay, final question. Do you play any non Nintendo games? Like Dragons Dogma, Dark Souls, Cancerhou, etc?
>>9597911
So shit tail IS real!
>Appears in the distance
>>9597919
>This will be one last question I suppose since this is gonna be a large answer
>Yes, yes I do. I have an entire steam library you can check out right here http://steamcommunity.com/id/DRAG0NKING/games/?tab=all
>But growing up I had a Nintendo 64 and GameBoy Color as my starting systems, and then I later got a PS1 and OG Xbox. Later down the line got Xbox 360 and PS2. Got PS3 from my biological dad.
>Played the shit out of Halo 1-3, Crash Bash, Tiny Tank Up Your Arsenal, Tony Hawk's Underground, and more.
>I also had a PC as well growing up, but the only games I really played were like, Spore and Age of Empires 2.
>>9597927
Technically, yes. But it's quickly washed off.
>>9597949
>Stares at the bulky man standing around in the distance
Uhhh... Hello? Why do you look... Torn apart?
post test
>>9597966
As you wish.
>>9597966
>>9597800
give
>>9597857
>>9597857
>>9597857
>The skeleton punches its bony fist through the watermelon, and pulls out a gun that was concealed inside.
Secret technique: gun!
>The skeleton begins shooting rapidly in random directions, laughing all the while
POP POP BRRRRAAAP
good night hg
>>9597962
>got you to go all out in that OOC response.
Yes!
>dances around like an immature child to celebrate such a meaningless victory.
>>9597992
Sleep well anon.
>>9597992
good morning
>>9597996
>Anon please
>>9597962
wew
>>9597999
>thumbnail looks like she's squatting over a pool of blood.
Kinky.
>>9597962
>You do not know where you are, or how you got here.
>You see a small child in the distance, along with a group of other various people.
>You are both angry and confused about your current situation, so you decide to walk over to the group of people, thinking they might have answers.
>>9598004
https://youtu.be/1oJ0l3LYTgk
>9597912
>Shimakaze (Male) opens her (his) mouth to protest Karen, but ends up vomiting. The half-naked boat switches the side of her (his) body they're laying on to face away from Karen, now whimpering.
>>9598021
>>9597912
I have autism, be patient with me
>>9598005
Whew is right. I am a sight.
>>9598008
H-How could you get my dressed confused for that?
>>9598012
>She is visibly getting disturbed the more and more closer the masked man approaches her.
M-Maybe he just wants to talk? He doesn't seem like the talking type though.
>She starts walking very slowly backwards until her back hits a tree to the entrance of a nearby forest
>>9598015
>Is this what you would call getting Housed?
>>9598021
>out of nowhere an anon runs up and stabs Shimakaze in the heart with an estoc. They then kneel to start chanting a spell to seal Shimakaze within the sword for eternity.
>>9598029
>>9598041
>Kicks the sword off screen and casts healing magic on Shimakaze
No, the games must die.
>>9598053
>the sword is made out of a rare plot allow which negates Hoshi's Godmodding. None of what he typed happens, and the ritual continues.
>>9598060
>allow
Meant alloy.
>>9598060
>I like this
>>9598029
>As you approach the child you notice something very strange about her.
>She had large wings protruding from her back, horns growing out of her head, and even a tail.
>Last time you checked, people aren't supposed to have any of those.
>You don't really care, as you have almost reached the child, who is now leaning against a tree.
>You don't really have a reason to kill her, as she has not attacked you in any way, but are still prepared if the situation arises.
>>9598041
>>9598053
>Is saved by an ugly girl
>Continues whimpering like a bitch while staying on the ground
Is the Bloobath a hurdle for anyone else when making a code? As soon as I get free from this its smooth sailing.
>>9597989
W-wait, wait! It's only a spar match!
>As soon as Karen notices the gun, she dives into the floor and covers her face while mr.Skeletal is in a shooting rampage all over the place with his watermelony gun.
>>9598021
Uhh... Are you okay, Shimakaze? I'm sorry... I just... T-this was a spar match and by the look on your face I thought you were a very competent fighter...
>The expression of Karen changes drastically and stares at the boat vomiting and curling into a ball as she whimpers through the pain
I didn't mean to!
>Gets called ugly
>Dies of bad feels
>>9598080
Do not worry, it's an airsoft gun. It is merely a tool for intimidation. Come my child, look down the barrel of this gun and see that I'm not lying.
>The skeleton beckons her forth.
>>9598078
In my opinion, the bloodbath is the hardest to write.
>>9598078
The bloodbath is just another Day slide. Get lazy, skip the bloodbath, and make it have the same events as day.
>>9598068
>She slumps over from the tree that she was against as she stares at the man coming towards her. Her face is getting visibly paler. Her being cold-blooded doesn't help with that either. She's used to seeing monsters of all kinds, but someone that big, beat up, and seemingly wet is a bad mixture of scary.
>She raises her hands onto her face to conceal her eyes, just trying to avoid eye contact in hopes of calming down.
>>9598080
>Shimakaze (Male) puls herself (himself) up forward away from the crazy lady that beat her (him) up, not intent on getting her ass kicked again.
>>9598081
>prays that you become reincarnated as literally any of your other female avas that aren't a roach
>>9598105
>You are now standing right in front of the girl, who is now cowering in fear.
>You are not surprised at this, as most people you meet are usually terrified by your presence.
>You are not sure what to do at this point, as you don't need to kill the girl, and you have no clue where you are.
>You make an attempt at communicating with the girl by giving her a shake on the shoulder.
>Hopefully this girl can give you some information about where you are, and if not you'll just have to find somebody that can help you.
>>9598123
>Once he puts his hands on the girl she instantly freezes up stiff as a board, no longer shaking or anything. It took a little bit of shaking, but she did look up at him. It just took a while.
>Eventually, she gets back and stands up straight, trying to swallow her fear. Even if it was visibly choking her still.
>She was still just as pale, her lips quivering, and her eyes shaking all around his huge body. But after quite some time, she slowly started to regain composure after she realized he hasn't done anything. But she's still uncomfortable with how big and dead he looked.
>Finally she spoke up in a rasp voice, just trying to talk.
M-May I help you, big man?
>>9598096
>From down in the floor, Karen eyes up at the gun but she's not able to tell if it's fake or not but she decides to believe Mr.Skeletal.
O-oh... I-I see! Just a toy, right?
>However she doesn't stand up and she's still covering her head with two hands.
You shouldn't use weapons in a spar match, Mr.Skeletal.
>>9598113
Sorry Shimakaze. I'll go easy on you the next time, okay? I can get an ointment for your belly if you want, so you can feel better. What do you think?
>Though it seems like she doesn't want to talk with Karen anymore, she insisted while Shima crawls away from the 'crazy lady'
>>9598155
>The girl, after about five minutes of waiting, has finally stood up and acknowledged your presence.
>Although she is still clearly terrified by you just standing near her, but you can't really blame her for that.
>Even though you look pretty good for a dead man, you are definitely not the friendliest looking man.
>You give the girl a stiff poke to the chest, and then look around at your surrounding, and then back to the girl, giving her a confused look, or at least a confused stare, as you're still wearing your mask.
You hope she picked up on what you're trying to tell her, as you're starting to lose your patience.
>>9598187
>She stumbles a little bit backwards as she's poked in the chest due to the unexpected force, but she does bounce back, standing up straight again.
Ow... Well, I'm still alive. So I guess that means you don't want to hurt me...? At least for now? Are you looking for something? Other people? Or are you just looking for a pretty girl? If so you can stop your searching... Wait no... I can tell by that look behind your mask you're... Lost?
>She's clearly fumbling on her words, trying to recollect herself. But she's applying some kind of knowledge to this situation which is a good sign.
>>9598180
>Unable to crawl any further due to her (his) scrawny arms, Shimakaze ceases moving, and opts to cover her (his) face with her (his) hands. Now rolling into her (his) back, the boat merely nods at the suggestion of something for her (his) stinging abdomen.
>>9598180
Yeah. Just a toy.
>the skeleton takes a drag from his cigarette, letting the smoke blow out his eye holes. He takes another drag while pointing the gun down at the girl, aiming right at the back of her head.
Just a toy...
>taking another drag, the skeleton slowly wraps its finger around the trigger.
Toy...
>the skeleton squeezes the trigger, and a gunshot rings out across the area. A single bullet explodes out from the barrel of the gun, speeding towards the cowering girl.
I'M THE DEAD BODY LOOTING SOMETHING SOMETHING SMALL CHILD SHOOTING ETC ETC
>>9598211
>As soon as the girl says "lost" you nod your head at her, happy that she managed to understand what you were asking despite the lack of words.
>You hope this strange place isn't that far from camp crystal lake, as you are not looking forward to a long walk back home.
>>9598248
>Her face brightens up, no longer as pale as she used to be when she was being frightened out of her mind. Her tail visibly wagging to and fro with a slight smile across her face. She seems happy that she got the answer he was looking for.
Oh! Lost! Alright lost! Ahhhh... Well you seem mute. I can't really ask you any major questions.
>She closes her eyes and tilts her head to the side as she puts a single hand on her face again, letting her cheek rest against the new comforter she made herself.
Hmm... Well, I guess the best way to start off would be to explain that you're in some kind of death battle arena. This place currently is a forest clearing. But if you go... North...? I believe it was north. If you go north from here you should find a riverbank within the woods. Keep going further and you should reach an already used up Cornucopia.
>Her eyes light up and her head bops up away from her hands as she came to the sudden realization of what she just said.
Ah! But we're no longer experiencing the battles to the death right now! We're waiting on someone to put us back in for a reset! It's all complicated stuff really.
>>9598216
>walks in front of the skeleton as he fires, completely oblivious to what is going on due to the headsphones blaring dubstep.
>>9598212
>Karen runs towards [censored] and she only takes a couple of minutes before she returns with a perfect ointment for her belly.
Here it is, Shimakaze, please feel better!
>She reaches forward to hand her over the ointment which was still closed but ready fo be applied on the affected zone.
>>9598216
>When Mr.Skeletal points the gun on her head she's already pretty nervous and before he can even pull the trigger, Karen runs away at full speed.
No, no, no, no, no!
>And by doing that she tries to get lost and get away from Mr.Skeletal
>>9598302
>Shimakaze (Male) moves her (his) hands away from her (his) face, a clear look of disdain for Karen on the boat's face.
No, that isn't how it works dumb ass. Since you want to brutalize me, you can put the ointment.
>>9598295
>The bullet pierces through the hapless anon, knocking his headset from his head. The skeleton hears the dubsteb blaring through the speakers and decides he doesn't like it, so he shoots them as well.
Ooh, talk about getting boned huh? Wrong place wrong time. Yeah. That sucks. Sucks ass
>>9598302
>the skeleton's skeletal structure reforms and takes shape of a dog. On all eight dog-like legs the skeleton dog pursues the girl at insane, dog-like speed.
Woof! I can assure you, my bite is worse than my bark! awooooooo
>>9598352
Hey! You don't need to be so harsh! Hmph, you accepted my challenge to have a spar match.
>Well, Karen opens the ointment and spreads some of her right hand just to lean down and put on some of it all over the bruise. A thin layer of it was covering the sore spot and she straightens her stand.
There we go! You will feel a lot better in no time!
>>9598356
>As she's running, her head turns around to look at Mr.Skeletal only to notice he's running at her like a dog. This is really creepy and it only helps to boost her speed by a ton.
AAAAAH GET AWAY FROM MEEEEE
>>9598290
>The phrase "death battle arena" both intrigues and confuses you.
>You are confused as to why this child would be here if this place really is a "death battle arena" as she put it.
>But you are interested in the idea of being able to quench your blood lust without any consequences.
>You do not know what she meant by "put us back in for a reset" though.
>You think too yourself that this might be some sort of competition.
>The idea of killing for fun and not out of revenge makes this place a bit more interesting than you originally thought.
>You decide to stick around for awhile, as you have no clue where this arena is located, and just because this idea of a murder competition seems somewhat fun to you.
>You look at the girl again, giving her a look of graduate before walking off, deciding to explore the surroundings while you wait for something to happen.
>As you walk off, a strange sound can be heard.
>It sounds like it's going "chh chh chh hahh hahh hahh" but of course that sound fallows you everywhere you go, even though you don't know why this happens.
>The large and terrifying man then disappears into the forrest.
>>9598394
>The skeleton crashes into a lamp post and immediately collapses, becoming a pile of bones. >With a dislocated jaw he is unable to speak. One thought echoes throughout his mind: "this is ruff"
>>9598394
>Shimakaze (Male) immediately grabs Karen's hand and pushes it down into her (his) thong when she moves down to rub the ointment into the boat's belly, holding it on top of her (his) member with a devilish sneer.
Hmmph.
>>9598418
It's "ki ki ki, ma ma ma"
>>9598434
Noted.
>>9598418
>She thrusts one of her arms into the air to wave good-bye to overly large man, even if he's not really paying attention to her anymore as his back is turned from her.
Have a nice exploration tour of the surrounding area!
>She continues waving until she can no longer see him sink into the woods.
>>9598429
>She hears the sudden bones hitting the floor and seeing that Mr.Skeletal is unable to keep going and being a spooky scary skeleton, Karen runs away and leaves him behind.
>>9598434
>Not gonna ERP, sorry.
>>9598502
>Shimakaze (Male) moves Karen 's hand up and down the length of her (his) cock, smearing the ointment all over her (his) swelling shaft, the bold boat putting her (his) hand on the girl's arm to prevent her from attempting to escape.
And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon
When you coming home, dad?
I don't know when
But we'll get together then
You know we'll have a good time then
>>9598543
Don't make me tear that pathetically small weiner off again mister.
>>9598550
You got a good taste in music my man.
>>9598543
>>9598502
>If you ignore this you have bad rp
>>9598543
>All these parenthesis
Kamina, I have a legitimate fucking question for you, and I'm not trying to belittle you or anything, I fucking swear it on my mothers grave. Do you have some form of autism?
>>9598570
erp when
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cs5OQrdlq2c
post it
>>9598611
>shit character
>shit RP
not in this lifetime
>>9598617
Need some help cooling off?
>>9598502
You can choose to stop replying to an avatar if they go too far with the erotic role playing. If they accuse you of having bad RP as a cheap tactic to guilt you into giving their behavior attention, you should realize that they've just dug themselves deeper into the autism hole, and they'll just be more likely to be ignored.
Do not waste your RP on these people. Stop when it gets uncomfortable.
New Thread Btw
>>9598621
>>9598621
>>9598621