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Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXIII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for the Gauntlet LXXIII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
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>>9593236
Baby Bonnie Hood
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>>9593236
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
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>>9593236
Lana's mother
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Gascoigne
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Len
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>>9593236
Reigen Arataka
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Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>9593236
Shin-chan
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Dean Ambrose
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A hamburger
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Junkrat
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>>9593236
Seiga Kaku
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>Gorey Gauntlet
No thanks.
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>>9593236
Lum!
>>9593064
I may not be from around here, or anywhere in this galaxy actually, but I'm really interested to know if I fit in well enough, you know?
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Maria and Harusame
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>>9593236
Saber
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>>9593236
Poniko
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>>9593236
Stocking Anarchy
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Leomon
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Ryougi Shiki
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Draco
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Cream
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Deku
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Runescape
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stu
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>>9593236
Monsieur Le President
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>>9593236
Inkling
>>9593201
Ya know I got bad memory, D3.
>>9593216
Was my favorite arc in the splatoon storymode too, Anon.
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A FUCKING BEYBLADE
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>>9593285
Chika Takami
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>>9593236
Satou the Absolute Madman
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Catling gun
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>>9593236
Kenny
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>>9593243
So you're Astaroth right
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>>9593236
Zeri the Painter
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>>9593276
wheres the link to your blog so I can follow you
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>>9593279
play my waifu more/10
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>>9593236
Aussa's Future Husband
The numbers have decided my fate
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>>9593236
Mikun
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A twerking braixen
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Goblin
> A Goblin appeared!
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>>9593236
Tsuyu
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>>9593236
Yuubari
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Akechi
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Kaho
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Emoji Doggo
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>>9593318
http://thateffincat.tumblr.com/
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>>9593209
Why would we have beef, I'm complimenting your great RP. It's obvious, at least to me, that you put a lot more effort into each individual post than a lot of the people here. Honestly, if it's not too out of line of me to say, I think that a lot of people here should try to be more like you and really try to be inclusive in their RP. I can never bring myself to get over my insecurities for long enough to RP with you, since I'd just feel like I'm dragging you down, but from what I've read your RP sessions are really amazing to envision, it's like I'm really there. I just subconsciously read all of your posts in Inkling's voice at this point. It's a little autistic, but I've actually started saving some of your RP to read later, in order to take notes on. Can you give me some tips to improve when you have time? I'd really appreciate it
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>>9593292
You gonna take me on a date or something darlin? Cause uh, I'm already married. You wanna buy my food for me so I can eats though, I'm down for that.
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>>9593064
Remember to rate me better than all those other bastards.
>>9593119
Didn't think the wind would be such a loser. Here, you got it. What do you want?
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>>9593333
nice quads
post tank tops pls
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>>9593348
Nice try Jude
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>>9593064
Since I lost my desktop PC and I can't be bothered to build Saber's folder again I don't think I'll play her anytime soon, too lazy.
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>>9593359
No.
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Yotsugi Ononoki
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>>9593353
bring back best boy
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>>9593372
o-okay :(
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>>9593378
Which boy is the best boy
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>>9593293
C-Cute!
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>>9593322
THE MAD MAN
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>>9593353
Fuck you passive-aggressive little shit
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>>9593384
NO FUCK OFF THE SQUIRREL IS DEAD F O R E V E R
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>>9593353
This is a 10/10 post. Reminds me of why I still come here.
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ITT: Pokemon are real (An RP thread.)
How do you feel about Curse?
Rules and Info available upon request.
Previous thread: >>9586339
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>>9593321
Which one is that?
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>>9593353
So, Angry Beef?
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>>9593312
>Pets the panda
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>>9593313
That blue skinned girl? I think I saw here hanging around.
Want me to leave her a message or something?
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>>9593410
Do that in ERP instead
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>>9593301
>N-Now?
>>9593357
>FUCK
>Oh well, I'm fine with that alternative too.
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4 more.
>>9593276
Your funeral, mayn. You're missing out on the chance to be the first to receive one of the newly redesigned wincards. Already got some ideas hopping around in this cranium of mine.
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>>9593390
>the rabbit looks back, not noticing the anon behind her. What she did notice was the compliment, and it made her smile
What makes you say that, mister?
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>>9593312
>rips skin off and eats it
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>>9593461
Shrimp
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>>9593410
>Getting shitposted by Paul
Lol'ing @ u
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>>9593461
Emi
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>>9593461
Tsubasa Hanekawa
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>>9593461
The Winner
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>>9593410
thank god someone warned us before you posted, jackass
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>>9593461
Junpei Iori
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>>9593461
I guess they would have to have a lot of empty space to hop around there, huh?
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>>9593461
Glaceon butt
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>>9593419
Thanks pal. I'll make sure the bullets won't be going your way anytime soon.
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>>9593461
Eric Andre
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>>9593419
>I've been maining Satou and Dandy for a while so maybe it's about time I play a girl again.
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>>9593353
Inkling RP's?
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>>9593480
o shit, you've got a new ava?
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>>9593461
Lord Beerus
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>>9593400
>Kisses you on the mouth
>>9593402
Also you too
Saved and upvoted
>>9593403
I've already revived him once it might be a while if I ever decide to revive him again
>>9593414
No, we have no beef. Why do you insist on hating me? Honestly, that breaks my heart. I was really hoping to gather the courage to roleplay with you someday, but if you're saying that it's never going to happen, that's incredibly disappointing. I still remember the time when we got an event together, and you had Inkling look at my avatar and then leave, that was one of the most magical moments I have ever had in these threads. I've remembered that to this day and really, I truly believe I'll carry the message I received from that RP not just for the next year or so but for the rest of my life. It touched me in a place so deep that if I ever am lucky enough to be graced with a family and children someday, I'll pass down the lessons you've once taught me through your RP. Please keep doing what you do, Inkling. You're inspiring millions and, at the very least, *I* appreciate you.
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>>9593476
All of your avas
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>>9593497
>sodomizes
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>>9593322
Finally tying the knot buddy ol pal? Found someone who'll look past you posting pics of other girls on your own twitter?
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>>9593243
>By the way, sorry for leaving so suddenly a while ago, I got my mind busy with something and my bedtime approaches.
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>>9593497
>HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGG
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>5 gif tributes.
Autocropper is gonna have a heart attack on me.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9593496
They're not literally hopping, you silly billy. It's just a metaphor! I'd be completely dead if they were!
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>>9593472
>>9593501
>>9593553
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>>9593520
VINO
YOU FUCKING GLORIOUS FUCKER
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>>9593520
I guess the squid kid really bugs ya huh
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>>9593467
You're so PURE and INNOCENT
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>>9593553
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
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>>9593459
Sure. DM me on discord cuz I don't know how we'll do this
>>9593520
Irked Beef?
Peeved Beef?
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>>9593549
Please stop with your faggotry bb
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>>9593553
On with the hunt!
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>>9593520
Now we're doing the upvotes, saving and sharing, mind if I retweet your post to all my buddies so we can all laugh at the newtard getting demolished?
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>>9593549
Red, no.
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>>9593549
S T O P
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>>9593525
:3c
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>>9593581
there's no beef here
only love
ship with me
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>>9593553
I'm ready when you are.
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>>9593553
> Goblin equipped Knife!
Let's get down to business.
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>>9593556
Thanks brotendo, I'll make good use of this spot.
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>>9593553
It's way past my bedtime! Can we begin this already?
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>>9593541
No problem. I've got all your infos now. It's all cool!
>>9593549
Hey Red, you look a bit weird today, where is your cap? Why are you a girl?
>>9593553
First tribute and first on the endline, alright?
Bring it on!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHtry4zxN3c
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>>9593553
Everyone in Group 7 is throwing up gang signs and I don't like it
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>>9593564
>Proceeds to post 1 Fox 2 Rabbits
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>>9593553
Looks good enough to me.
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>>9593553
Ready to begin when you are
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>>9593553
I'm not exactly sure of how ready I am...but I'm definitely ready. Let's get going.
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>>9593553
This'll work.
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>>9593625
Two babies one fox you tard
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>>9593602
Tell me how to ship
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>>9593603
When will you die?
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>>9593553
Is that a fucking hamburger?
Fuck the game, somebody pass that shit over, I haven't eaten shit all day.
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>>9593549
>Don't.
>>9593581
>Alright one second.
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>>9593649
First you have to rp.
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>>9593553
Ready when you are, sir!
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>>9593649
Well, that's all very simple. First, you have to get events together in the games with your partner of choice. Then, you have to RP togeth-
...Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out somehow.
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>>9593668
Shit.
>>9593674
You know I can't RP, Vino-Papi.
Teach me your ways.
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>>9593674
What an interesting new concept, we should have threads about that.
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>>9593553
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>>9593556
Accepted.
>>9593615
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
>>9593617
That's how you know they're a crew. Watch yourself, man. They know what they're doing.
Starting ASAP.
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>>9593650
Why would you ask such a harsh question to a beautiful young lady? I don't know the answer to that anyways. I'm not a psychic. Dragons live for a long time as well. So it could be very well into 100+ years.
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>>9593530
It's an EXPERIMENT.
W-why do you only bother me with your stupid face at hours when I'm literally on the verge of entering comatose state.
>>9593553
I'm letting the rest guide my fate.
May when I wake up find myself in the arms of my future wife.
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>>9593553
I-I'm ready! I'm ready to practice for whenever our team gets back together again! This one can be just like Team Rose!
>>9593564
>the rabbit smiles, before pausing, wondering what a "pure" is. She knows that Vanilla called her "innocent" once upon a time, but not the former
Mister? I'm sorry to bother you, but what's a "pure"?
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>CP in erp doesn't get banned
>Paul spamming PAR gets banned within minutes
lol
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>>9593732
>gropes your ass
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>>9593708
Kill yourself DDD you're just like Rikka except worst
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>>9593674
You've earned yourself a red over an orange, my boi.
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>>9593776
FUCK YES
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>>9593697
>>>/trash/pokemon are real
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>>9593553
Alright, let's begin the operation…
>>9593702
…After I'm done with these pancakes.
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>>9593717
Cause that's when I feel most alive maaan.
I mean, not the part about annoying your ass, just being near you kinda makes me tired. But I'm all about the night life. It's when all the exciting shit happens.You're that kinda guy that mom tucks into bed at 7 pm to wake up early in the morning, you know what they say about early birds Sethy?
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>>9593732
Like a heavenly ANGEL
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>>9593759
The fuck did I miss
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IT'S NOW OR ITS NEVER
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Remember how the previous game's Bloodbath was entirely bloodless? Yeah, well, that's made up for here.
BLOODBATH!
The Beyblade is already right back into the action. Can he become the champion that the people want?
Hon hon.
Perhaps you shouldn't have shot the bomb. That would have been a smart idea.
DEAN STARTING OFF HIS RETURN TOTALLY IN FORM!
These yarn tributes are becoming a real problem. Even more than these rhin-HEY, I WAS GOING TO EAT THAT!
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>>9593807
Cheese Pizza in erp.
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>>9593775
>Why would I do that now? I enjoy living too much to want to off myself so early in life.
>Are you, quite possibly, triggered by my ways of having harmless fun? Even if you can easily just ignore me?
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ERP Rabbit when
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>>9593814
Shouldn't have brought a gun to a hot potato fight.
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>>9593807
Go to desuarchive and insert >>9586856
15 year old goil
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>>9593807
Their Braxien was underaged and posted nudes.
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>>9593814
............................
Okay thnks for nothing.
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>>9593822
in /erp/
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>>9593811
AND I'VE GOT TO
MAKE MY DECISION
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>>9593822
Luffy plays them in erp :^)
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>>9593821
You can't ignore a tumor and that's what you are
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>>9593822
Never.
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>>9593814
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>>9593814
I'm at a loss for words.
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>>9593851
THIS TIME, IT COULD BE MY
MOMENT
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>>9593814
Happy birthday, and good luck. I have a feeling you're going to outlast me.
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>>9593814
YOU ALL CAME TO MY BIRTHDAY..?
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>>9593814
>>9593845
I Uh, shit. I kinda wanted to just do some warm up head locks you know? How was I supposed to know I'd break your neck in the first move?
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>>9593814
Chewing gum with my teeth would probably be a bad idea
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>>9593814
Surprise.
>Click.
...I don't even know why I did that.
>She shakes out the photo to make it develop quicker.
Least it turned out well.
>>
Anyone saved that RL Izaya pic?
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>>9593883
IS THIS A MIRAGE OR
A CHANCE TO FULFILL MY MISSION
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>>9593842
Oh shit it got deleted.
All you need to know is that was as hairy as a wooly mammoth
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>>9593865
>Now now anon, no need to be so hostile. If you were to give me some reasonings as to why I am to be compared to something within the medical field then I might have a change of heart. However if all of it is lousy I'll just ignore you.
>>
DAY 1!
I remember doing that several times when I played a goblin in WoW. Then I got banned for cheating.
Can you see yourself winning? Probably not in five minutes, but who knows with this fucked-up RNG?
Never change, Reigen. Never change.
Perhaps it's for the better he doesn't see what happened to his wife, although he probably wouldn't have understood it given the circumstances.
>>9593845
Maybe you should've been aggressive. :^)
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>>9593814
I haven't had gum in a long time now that I think about it.
>She stops her usual skipping to think more of this.
Yeah, I remember now. Grandma scared me by saying that it would get stuck in my body for seven years. That an't be true. Right?
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>>9593762
H-Hey! Don't touch me like that!
>the rabbit flies to the air in order to evade any other gropes, Cheese following her all the while
>>9593801
Oh, an angel! Why didn't you just say so, mister?
>Cream smiles, brushing past the person to begin walking towards the arena
If you think I'm an angel, then I bet that means I'll be just fine in this place! Angels usually come out fine, right?
>>9593814
>the sound of the camera alerts her, and she begins to jog away slowly in response
W-What was that? That sounded like it could be one of Eggman's robots!
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>>9593913
A RIVER IN A DRY LAND
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>>9593894
W-Well... It's okay Dean, you didn't mean wrong...Glad to have you back... Enjoy yourself....
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>>9593800
...Is this a clever hidden joke about his dicksize?
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>>9593915
It got deleted because it was bumped off.
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>>9593866
>brushes hair
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>>9593930
Can't sleep. Clowns will eat me.
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>>9593930
Are you telling me I should have....
>
O-Oh come on, besides... I always save the best for the last part you know me... But alright, I'll know how things work in your arena now.
>>
>>9593930
I thought digimon like myself were the only ones to revert to a state like that after death
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>>9593930
>Tetsutetsu finally gets to fulfill his birthday dream of fighting dinosaurs with his bare hands. He's as happy as can be.
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>>9593930
Nothing like running ar full speed into another person to get the blood pumping!
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>>9593930
Well if you're going to make it that easy...
> Goblin equipped Knife!
> Goblin used Great Goblin Slash!
> Yotsugi was hit!
> -999999999 HP!
> Goblin used Wicked Goblin Knife Twist!
> Yotsugi was hit!
> -999999999 HP!
> Goblin used Deathly Goblin Hack'n'Slash!
> Yotsugi was hit!
> -999999999 HP!
> -999999999 HP!
> -999999999 HP!
> Yotsugi was DELETED!
Phew...
Really got a lot out of my system there.
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>>9593936
>>9593900
Try and be nice and this is what I get. Huh.
>She drops the photo and lets it float off
>>9593930
This smile will never reach my eyes.
Are you done yet?
>>
>>9593973
>>>Digimon Are Real
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>>9593930
Oh? What a lovely and thoughtful gift! Thank you very much, I'll put it with the others right away.
>chucks the brick at a nearby house
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>>9593961
>tfw couldn't sleep recently because the shadow people were coming after me
I haven't been afraid of a lot in your life, but fuck that shit. Never again.
>>
>>9593973
>Helps you digivolves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1uH4BnswKQ
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>>9593956
…Lady Kaguya?
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>>9593961
Believe me, it will be a lot worse than getting eaten
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>>9593930
Hey man, you know why they always say to cut away from you when you open a package? That doesn't make sense, like, what if there's someone in front of me while I start cutting like you are like no-
OH SHIT, FUCK.
>>9593948
Uh.
No.
I was actually asking him what he knows about early birds, cause I don't.
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>>9593993
Come back in faction gaems
>>
NIGHT 1!
Let the secret ava rumors fly, ladies and gentlemen, because you saw it here first.
Does it fuck up the timeline if you travel to the exact same point in time and space as someone else the previous day? I hope not.
That's gonna be you again after Seth kicks your ass for maiming his wife.
Runescape servers are down. Everybody panic.
>>
>>9593993
Source of goblin?
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>>9593937
THE LAST ACE IN A LOST HAND
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>>9594000
>Shadow people?
You have tried lucid dreaming and it went bad?
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>>9593930
Ugh, that was gruesome.
>>9594036
I thought this might take my mind off of that, but I keep thinking about it by accident.
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>>9594036
That last event... Is this some kind of reference I should know about?
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>>9593916
Even if I did you'll just ignore it and go back to being a tumor just like the other time
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>>9594036
>Tetsutetsu travels back from the age of the dinosaurs to the very moment the big bang happened. He is now one with the universe, every atom of his body scattered across time and space. He is both dead and alive-- completely omnipresent.
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>>9593930
Wow! You're really talented, miss Lum! I know that hurting strangers is a really bad thing to do, but I think something in me told me to do it!
>Cheese whispers in the rabbit's ear, the rabbit shuddering after it finishes speaking
Don't tell mom!
>>9593996
>her Chao companion bumps into Poniko, accidentally catching the photo while doing so. In a daze, it flies past her regardless...
>>9594036
>...to where Cream was standing, looking at a jeep in total surprise
Huh. This looks really weird. I don't even think Tails has made one of these before. Does this mean I get to be in front?
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>>9594051
not him but sleep paralysis is hurts as hell
>>
>>9594020
So you are not a morning person either? Good man. I like you a lot more already than Seth Rollins. I mean not that it's hard to like ANYONE more than him, but hey.
>>
>>9594036
I'm the only one of us that can actually drive, aren't I?
>>
>>9594078
I usually pray God during those, it works like a charm.
These shadow men ain't got nothing on me now.
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>>9594032
I'm sure they're doing fine without me.
I have my own stuff to do during the day too you know.
>>9594036
Huh.
For some reason, something happened but I don't feel any different.
>>9594042
https://anilist.co/manga/98602/GoblinwaMouJuubunniTsuyoi
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>>9594096
Think again, motherfucker.
>shadow people
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>>9594067
>I'll only ignore it if it's something that is a personal preference. You can't please absolutely everyone in these threads just like real life.
>If you dislike me that's totally fine. What has you so upset anon?
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>>9594036
My evil twin just turned himself into Gascoigne's evil twin. Man, that takes a huge load off of my back.
>>
DAY 2!
Just like the animal food chain dictates.
Dean is the real absolute madman so far this game.
It seems Stoneface McGee has somehow warmed up to dishing out a prank or two. Or maybe that's a fluke. You never know with her.
A bunch of midgets have fun with a broken jaw.
>>9594066
Perhaps. If you look closer at some events, you may just find a few more.
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>>9594000
>>9594078
>Sorry to hear that bro. I've been getting that a lot lately as well. Really trippy when it happens.
>>9594016
So you finally show yourself and your stupid makeup? Back off before I fill you with holes!
>>9594133
Did we have to try and find the most boring fucker out there? He makes no presence at all!
>>
>>9594133
It seems like you don't actually have the ability to do that, human
>>
>>9594133
Hey, don't look at me. I've got nothing to do with this.
>>
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>>9594133
So there is some kind of... narrative? I thought of doing something like this as well, but dropped the idea.
Anyway, gotta love that beyblade
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>>9594091
Hey man, don't knock Seth for who he is. He's got some good parts in him.
Like how he-
uh.
Or that one time when he-
Lemme think about this for a second.
>>9594036
>>9594133
OKAY, GOD. You kill one person and turn the other into the joker, and the entire god damn planet starts to go after you. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO TO YOU FLY ASSHOLES!?
>>
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap
He was high on my list of priorities
>>
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>>9594133
Looks terrible right? Well watch this!
>Pulls off a thin transparent sheet that was over the canvas, leaving the canvas clean and dry.
>>
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>>9594014
Hello dear Reisen!
How convenient for me to find you here anyway. I have some chores that I cannot be bothered with that you would be just perfect for, and it is very kind that you would even go so far as to volunteer to do them for me. This is why of course you are my favorite rabbit,
>she places a mop bucket in one of your hands and a mop and the other, and pushes you on your merry way
Thank you kindly!
>>
NIGHT 2!
Looks like Satou is extremely jealous of someone's skill.
If there's ANYTHING more dangerous than a baby with a shit ton of guns, it's a baby with a shit ton of guns WHO CAN WIELD BLADES WITH HER MIND.
Please...please don't do that, Lum. The rabbit is pure.
How does one yell sarcastically?
>>9594168
Aside from the ones I create? Nah. I believe I said before to you that the initial idea was "Rigginsmania, but for vidya." You can still see the remnants.
>>
>>9594169
Uh, Dean Ambrose? You are not paid to think. You are paid to beat up people. Or get beaten up by them. And to be stuck with assholes you wouldn't even invite over for a cold one. Leave the thinking to people like VinceMcMah 0 [REDACTED]
>>
>>9594213
fuck you
>>
>>9594220
> Goblin gained Startled.
Hey, watch where you're driving!
>>
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>>9594220
I'm amazed I pulled all that off. I'm feeling pretty great now.
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>>9594213
Thanks, I had a hearty kek.
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>>9594220
Oh Ok that's neat! I love hearing about "making-off" stuff like that. Mine was supposed to a martial art tournament kinda like dragon ball. SO there are events like that as well..It changed a lot since of course ahah
Anyway I believe a certain mayor gave you my card.
Put what I said to him to good use.
>>
>>9594133
You've just made a mess and called it art. If this qualifies as art that means every tume i break somethingii should put it into a museum.
>>9594220
Normally i would be upset, but since that guy already killed the real me at the start i guess you just did me a favor.
>>
>>9594220
>She fives the champ a dumb look for her dumb suggestion.
Listen 'champ'. I don't know what you may think but I'm a normal girl. Not a freak like you.
>>
>>9594162
I would just look out of the corner of my eye and see 2 white dots in a nexus of black and red. I've actually had a heart attack before, and the fear given in that situation was nowhere near as strong. It was almost so thick I could taste it. If you ever get that far... God bless your soul if you don't pass out.
>>
>>9594292
2spooky
>>
DAY 3!
WoW got to him. I'm sorry.
Let's see how YOU like the incredible passive-aggressiveness!
You really could just go to ERP for tha-Oh, wait, riiiiiight. Yeah, no, keep doing what you're doing.
I've heard that the U.S. government is increasingly interested in using your kind for warfare.
>>9594282
Yep, I've got it safe and sound. He also told me your words, and I'm going to remember them. Thanks, Fyxe.
>>
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>>9594162
What little red, can't take a joke?
>>
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>>9594221
You saying I wouldn't invite you over for a cold one fella? Cause I totally wouldn't.
>>9594220
So uh, how does this work, I throw some dice at people's faces or something? Here you go.
>>9594320
Oh fuck yeah, ice cream.
>>
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>>9594075
I suggest leaving it to someone that knows how to drive it.
>>9594036
>>9594094
I can.
Legally, no. But in a pure "can" way, yeah. Don't like cars anyways.
>>9594220
Oh no.
It's paler. Whatever shall I do?
>>
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>>9594220
>Cream pays no mind to the manner she was given the can, just glad she was given a can of soda in the first place. She doesn't get many sweet drinks back at home, so she's gonna take what she's given.
>Now might also be a good time to mention that the soda she was given was a Cream Soda, which is coincidentally one of her favorites
>>9594320
Huh? Why did he just give me a rock? Well, at least I can use it to get back at any robots. I know that Tails would be proud!
>>
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>>9594320
"YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR BED, IT'S MORE PRESENTABLE THAT WAY,"
HA, HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?
>>
>>9594340
I don't think you have enough space in your cooler for drinks. Do you even own one? Do you even know how they work?
Question man. Too many questions.
>>
>>9594320
> Goblin used Cruddy Piano Playing, [ Demon Lord's Anthem ].
>>
>>9594347
>pets
>>
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>>9594220
Here, now open it! Something interesting might happen. But point it away from yourself or you'll get all sticky! And don't point it at me eithe-
>Lum gets sprayed with the sticky discharge of the can of soda
Well... Maybe I had that coming.
>>
>>9594127
I have a problem with you as a person. Your ava, your shit games, your personality, and how majority of your post are ooc
>>
Where the fuck is tournament guy
>>
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>>9594320
No problem
>takes out some popcorn and an Ice tea to watch the game
...
>She switches off the TV when she sees that omelette event.
Fucking gross...
>>
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>>9594320
Let's just not have omelettes.
>>
>>9594370
>Vino
>>
>>9594369
>sticky discharge
IM ABOUT TO HAVE A STICKY DISCHARGE COMRADE
>Soviet
>>
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>>9594385
Don't talk about my husband like that.
>>
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>>9594374
I think his computer broke. He spilled some water on it or something.
>>
>>9594162
I usually get that when I feel extremely tired. I can hardly move my hands to wake up
>>
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>>9594358
Of course I know what a cooler is jackass.
You open it up and put your feet in them so that they cool off.
>>
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>>9594320
I-I come here to get away from this lewdness.
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>>9594385
Excuse me, I make all of my rantposts with an ava, you fucking slut
>>
>>9594320
Why would a human agency be concerned with me, and why would they capture someone I don't know to find out?
>>
NIGHT 3!
Oh, no, don't try to break his fingers again when he can't even def-...Oh.
Kosaku is far from an angel, but the choice for the devil makes more sense then I'm willing to admit.
Kenny's been practicing her A-game.
For what it's worth, she really does look like a kid in a Halloween costume. Until she blows your goddamn brains out, at least.
>>9594380
Hey, it worked for Chris Pontius.
As best as an event like that can "work" for anyone, I suppose.
>>
>tfw Lana's mom is my waifu
A-Ahahaha... HUH...
>>
>>9594405
>Electrocutes
>>
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Goodnight HG
>>
>>9594436
You really can see a lot from up here. I prefer the Demon Lord's shoulder though.
>>
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>>9594370
>Sounds just like you just have some kind of vendetta against me. Would you care to explain what's wrong with each and every one of them? You have the spotlight and are free to talk.
>But it just sounds like some personal bias. I'm just here to enjoy the games that are hosted. I may not RP often, but I am reading the slides as much as I can.
>>
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>>9594436
PFFFFFFFFHAHAHAHAH! WAY TO GO, MORON, DID YOU HAVE A NICE TRIP?
>>
>>9594436
You're definitely strangely dressed, for a human. This is what I'm supposed to do, right?
>>
>>9594453
Goodnight bud. Sleep well.
>>
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>>9594436
Oh well, I made it that far at least.
>>
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>>9594442
Step away from MY wife
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>>9594436
Hey man, remember when I broke all your fingers that one time trying to hit some flies? Some good times right?
Right?
Ri-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGH
>>
>>9594436
The absolute madman!
>>
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>>9594346
But why can't I be in the front? I'd like to watch all the scenery pass by. It reminds me of when I was younger.
>Cream attempts to open the car door, quickly realizing that it's locked
Do you have the keys, miss?
>>9594366
>Cream lets the pets happen, such an occurrence only really happening when her mother does it
Thank you, mister. I really appreciate it!
>>9594436
>looking from side to side, Cream takes a third option and asks Cheese on whether or not to see if Chocola is here as well
The other two, no, three, are really weird. One just keeps looking at me weirdly and the other two look at each other weirdly!
>>
>>9594469
You know, it was really unpleasant. I'm hoping the one in Fall will be better.
>>
>>9594425
...Holy shit dude, that's just....just...FUCKING BRILLIANT! You should like, file a patent for a special feet cooler freezer version. Think of all the extra cash you can earn.
You can even hire Brock Lesnar to suplex himself into a pile of thumbtacks.
>>
>>9594480
SHE IS MINE
I WILL FIGHT OVER THIS FICTIONAL CHARACTER'S HEART
TO THE DEATH
>>
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>>9594320
Teeheehee! Nice work for once. So how you wanna do this?
>>9594330
I swear, all of you are monsters in terible disguises! Why would anyone find what you do funny?
>>9594436
>>9594475
Someone would usually get more than this. Why thank you! This is what I always wanted?
(Is this it? Fuckin' cheapskate.)
>>
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>>9594453
Goodnight!
>>9594436
Yeah yeah I'm not sure I'm part of the demographic your game is aiming for then?
Are those kids laughs I'm hearing from the stadium?
I should've guessed.
>>
DAY 4!
EMI THE DEATHMACHINE GOING ABSOLUTELY BRUTAL!
That bowling ball juuuuust missed him, seconds after landing.
The Gauntlet management holds no responsibility for the RNG seemingly incorporating subliminal messages, as they do not reflect the beliefs of the host.
>>
no one can escape this hell
>>
>>9594463
This probably isn't the best time to ask but would you please take a dump on my chest after we have sex, Draco?
>>
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>>9594525
>>
>>9594525
I don't know what this is supposed to be but it looks like you stabbed someone on top of this painting.
Ten out of ten.
>>
>>9594514
>whips out dick
LET'S DUEL FAGGOT
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>>9594524
Do you only host during weekends?
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>>9594525
>tfw drank vinegar before
Not the worst thing ever.
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>>9594538
... No. No thank you.
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>>9593993
Oh nooooooooo...
That hurt, Goblin onee-san.
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>>9594525
at least you changed the piss event
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>>9594292
>Spooky is right. Take care of that and I shall pray it doesn't happen to me.
>>9594422
>Yeah, I think that's what happens. I've been trying to fix my schedule so that it doesn't happen to me anymore. Everytime it feels like I can move my body but nope. I sat through a whole movie last time it happened.
>>9594525
This would make for some good monster bait and then payday would be even more beautiful!
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>>9594566
I can't remember where I've seen this art style at.
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>>9594515
I'm sorry if it's too little, in that case. I'm not used to human traditions, and there's nothing really like that in the digital world
>>9594525
I am not that narcissistic
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>>9594527
> escapes
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>>9594506
That's work though, why the hell would I wanna sell that shit when I just wanna keep me feet cool in the hot summer? And I ain't sharing that shit with Brock, he doesn't even show up to work anymore.
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>>9594569
Really? I never would have guessed.
> Goblin lost Sarcasm.
Just be happy you only have to deal with it once. For now.
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>>9594603
Nichijou
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>>9594597
What? No! I loved those :^)
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>>9594554
You mean Fyxe island? Pretty much. Oh I could do it during the week, I think I did but we'll need a lot of people for that.
Don't worry though anon, I have another code and... actually it isn't that bad, I'll polish it a bit, that one is alright to be hosted during weeks, even for a 36
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>>9594603
Nichijou
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>>9594611
Dude saved
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>>9594603
>Nichijou
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>>9594515
I'm less "entertainer" and more "punching bag" actually. I'm good with puns, though, and laser weaponry
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>>9594611
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>>9594611
DELET
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NIGHT 4!
Maybe they should train together in lead pipe warfare.
Do not make eye contact with the Beyblade, avoid the Beyblade, do not even THINK about the Beyblade.
Guess who's still the creepiest asshole to ever grace these games? And no, it's not me, shut up [insert scapegoat shitposter name here].
>>9594524
The 5-17 demographic brings in loads of cash, like you wouldn't understand. Younger ones have their allowances, while the teenagers got spending cash from their summer jobs. They're the prime demographic to target. I know this stuff. I'm a doctor...lawyer...statistician? Yeah, that last one.
>>9594527
h e r e f o r e v e r
>>9594562
I wouldn't drink it regularly, though. Believe me, I destroy my body enough with what I drink.
>>9594597
I changed it like 20 Gauntlets ago.
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>>9594615
THINK OF IT! If you merch this shit...You could buy one brandn ew freezer for EACH foot! You got to think bigger, man.
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>>9594616
You shouldn't be venting you stress by chopping up little girls in public, Goblin onee-chan. There are many lumberjacks who could have used your hacking power that are feeling very abandoned at this moment.
Please use your powers more responsibly.
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>>9594670
But you told me like 5 minutes ago thinking isn't my job. You wanna sell that shit, by all means. I just wanna sit back and keep my fucking feet cool.
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>>9594666
Well that's no fun.
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>>9594498
I didn't say you couldn't ride. Just not drive. Too short anyways.
>The window's down, and she reaches right in and opens it.
Tada.
>>9594525
>>9594540
Is that all you have?
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>>9594657
Which exact fucking event are you referring to? God dammit Kenny. Dumb cunt,
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>>9594657
Kenny is a boy's name you cunt
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>>9594666
Hhhhahh, jokes on you guys, that's my fetish.
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>>9594666
Well, at least this situation isn't as sinister as I thought it was
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>>9594453
>Take care.
>>9594608
Now that you're in a civilized world, maybe you can follow some customs. Okay mister?
>>9594666
Is this your first time beating up a kid? I can't even pretend to get hurt this time! It would be way too fake!
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>>9594722
>he doesn't know
Kenny is a gril panda.
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>>9594626
Thanks.
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>>9594666
Is that Beyblade even legal? Wow. I love it though.
And oh well, maybe they are, A lot of teenagers watch my stuff too, but I think it's preferable to sacrifice a bit of money if you can earn a solid reputation instead. Works better in the long term.
Believe me in 20years, people will buy nostalgia crap from my show
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>>9594708
Hmmm.....
Nope. Sorry, but this is my job and I'm going to stick to it.
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>>9594731
Same
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>>9594748
If we're lucky I'll have finished it tomorrow. Who are you anon? I might wait for you to start.
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>>9594666
Welcome inside! We'll make sure you have LOTS of fun with us!!
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>>9594709
....Oh shit. You got me man.
....So uhhh. Where's the exit? I got some money to earn. I feel like buying the WWE with this idea. So then I get to bossyou around.
You feel like jobbing to Bo Dallas for the rest of your carreer?
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>>9594746
I've never seen a girl named fucking KENNY
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>>9594718
Oh! I had no idea that the window was down! S-Sorry, miss!
>Cream somersaults into the seat, Cheese sitting down in her lap as the both of them get the seatbelt on
So where are we going, miss? I bet you already have a place in mind.
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>>
F E A S T B O Y S
Inkling is really trying to gun for that 4th win. Yes, 4th. Hah hah, kill me.
But...bad 80s commercials told me that winners don't do drugs!
I was really, utterly hoping no one would starve to death. There is no God.
>>9594657
That was in regards to Mikun, but honestly, your name is Kenny for Chrissakes. I definitely would not have been the first to make that mistak-
>>9594731
N-Nani?!
>>9594760
Already ahead of you. Do you want to see the Mecha-Hitler plushies? They're disturbingly adorable!
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>>9594801
!!!
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>>9594784
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>>9594814
>Fucking sells it like a champ
>Lays down on the floor
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>>9594628
What was it?
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>>9594780
Nah, just tell me what time you're gonna host
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>>9594804
You cater to the alt-right as well??
I... I think I'll pass!
Anyway, while you're catering to /pol/acks all the kids are eating my Fyxe'Os! AH!
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>>9594743
That's reasonable enough. How much candy would I have given you normally, anyway?
>>9594804
An ambush is what ended me. I just wish I could have actual fights when I'm here
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>people never mention crendor
I miss him
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>>9594786
>>9594804
Boys don't wear skirts. I mean...usually. I guess.
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>>9594853
He's discord cancer now.
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>>9594853
Grimes?
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>>9594853
i miss his extraordinary games
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>>9594834
Emi in a fundoshi covering her furry tits with one hand
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>>9594645
So the make-up's to cover all of your bruises then? Wow, I almost feel sorry for you. But I'm gonna have to take the laser from you. If I can't get rid of you, I can sure as hell make you powerless.
>>9594804
>She is breathing shallow breaths after the solo, her eyes barely focusing on anything.
Maybe that zombie had a point to all of this guitar stuff.
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>>9594869
He's gone from Discord
He's been gone for months
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>>9594838
I can't really be sure anon... I don't wanna make promises, I'll host if people need a game But... I only do it at night, during primetime.
Remember when Baron/Seth hosted? Around those hours
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>>9594869
He left because Ragi blocked him.
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DAY 5!
According to a note I have just received from an Anon, "Lana's mom is too banging-slamming bootylicious to hit with a paintball gun, P.S. I'm gay." What a random thing to add at the end for me to say.
The absolute fucking nerve you have, Mikun. There are children watching!
>>9594844
I cater to everyone, man. To offset that, I've got talking Bill Clinton action figures, with mad b-ball skill action!
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>>9594902
Fair enough. See you tomorrow.
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>>9594908
FLAMING
SUPER
DEATH
SWORD
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>>9594761
You're very blunt, Goblin onee-san. You must not like me very much. They say the opposite of love is indifference, not hatred which I suspected as you chopped away at my body.
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>>9594812
>>9594801
I deserve worse.
>>9594796
Why're you apologizing?
>Poniko slips in to the driver's seat, leaning a bit on the steering wheel.
Nah. Not really. Don't even have a license.
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Name avafags you want to return
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>>9594886
Fuck no, you're not security or my real dad, YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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>>9594933
Rikka
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>>9594908
Hey you changed the message you shit stop shitposting with my wife
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>>9594919
Bye bye anon! Sweet dreams!
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>>9594933
Bolin
Crendor
Ta-Class
Yin
Nep Nep
Kana
Wanko
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>>9594850
I'm glad you're willing to learn! They give out huge pieces in a large amount. Like ten king sized candy bars! They also give the trick and treaters a little bit of money. You don't want to get tricked, do you?
>>9594908
Bitch a slippery one for her age. I'll give her that.
Ugh! Couldn't you guys used only red paint? It messes up my outfit so much!
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>9594950
Not today
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>>9594908
>The cyborg warrior childishly stabs his sword through the toy, not knowing that this makes him look like a idiot.
I HATE these things!
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NIGHT 5!
I've received another note from an Anon: "Wow, what a lucky tribute, if only Lana's mom was real there and I was Bonnie, P.S. I have a small penis." These postscripts are weird, man.
>>9594943
I didn't change anything, man! This was just what was given to my by a nice young man, "Reagan Arakata." What a charming, classy, worthy fellow to deliver my mail...
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>>9594933
Shorty
He was here when I had just started and I barely got to see him
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>>9594950
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>>9594908
So.... pretty much a fast food game? Alright.
Not like there's anything wrong with fast food yours is worth a KFC I think.
Oooh the Beyblade is down....
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>>9594833
>Doesn't pin
>Dean sorta just wanders off until he passes out on the floor somewhere
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>>9594924
Because it's the right thing to say, isn't it? What else was I supposed to say to you? It's what mom taught me to say!
>Cream stops, before pointing to a long rock in the distance. Cheese sits on the dashboard, looking at where she's pointing
Why not over there? It looks like someplace interesting to go to.
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>>9594453
Goodnight
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>>9594973
>Growling, she shakes off all of the soot she got after she wakes up.
There's a lesson in all of this. Like thinking of a smarter way to steal a lot of gold.
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>fucks your asshole and paints your insides white
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>>9594923
I do my job, I get paid. That's what matters in the end, right?
Plus, I get paid double for cruelty.
> Goblin equipped Homemade Rice Ball.
But, until another fight starts or once I get clocked in, I'm officially on break.
> Goblin used Homemade Rice Ball.
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I want to fuck _________
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>>9595027
>dodges
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DAY 6!
What a better competition for Fyxe-O's than to have my OWN cereal featuring our lovable, celebrity three-time champion?
...And quite possibly four-time now that I see the dwindling tribute field. Oh, my goodness.
>>9594986
Yeah, sure, let's go with that.
...I wonder if I can get KFC to sponsor this...
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>>9594853
>The only chilean left
I-I don't know how to feel.
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>>9595001
You didn't do me offense, don't worry about it.
>She looks off at the rock for a moment before turning her gaze back to Cream.
...Did you miss the part where I said I'm not supposed to drive?
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>>9595043
Only the freshest Squiddo's eat Inky-Winkys!
>The Inkling says in the commercial, while holding and advertising a box with the same name on it
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>>9594952
It must be quite the expensive tradition for those handing things out, in that case. You humans can be quite strange in that way
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>>9595043
Squid flavoured cereals? Heeeh...
And I thought my cereals were crap...
Oh and The Colonel sanders hangs around here from time to time. You just gotta ask him.
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>>9595032
Treat me to some food, Goblin onee-san. In Japan store owners are very thankful to their customers because they are the reason they are able to make a living.
I believe I have played a very vital part in your success. I expect a small amount of compensation as a show of gratitude.
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>>9595063
fuck you for winning the centenario cup
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>>9595037
Lana's mom
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>>9595071
i'll give u my fuckin Inky-Winkys in a minute
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>>9595071
Nice rp
But like
actually nice rp.
Keep it like that man
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>>9594933
Vader or any host
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>>9595037
Draco's pits
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>>9595071
tinky winky
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>>9595107
Dipsy
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>>9595122
>>9595122
>>9595122
>>9595122
>>9595122
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>>9595081
Still mad about the cup, Argie?
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