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HG Thread.
Shield your eyes, Deku.
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>>9573986
Get out of here! What is wrong with you!?
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>>9573986
This is nice. It's rare for a hero to get a bit of time to himself. Just gotta keep my voice down so that crazy b-
AAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>9573986
Holy shit Gascoigne
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>>9573986
Leading them into a rigged room full of explosives?...How fair of a champion. Hmph.
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Good luck to everyone!
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AND YOU WILL SEE,A PLACE CALLED CANDY ISLAND
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>>9573986
Fools, not even your strongest warriors can catch up with my drift!
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>>9573986
>>9574014
Oh man, a stream! This is gre--
>Deku see's the naked Digimon amd instantly turns on his heels and runs away as quickly as he possibly could.
IDIDN'TSEEAMYTHINGISWEAR! OHOO GODDDD!
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>>9573993
The Rock doesn't need to do shit, and he don't need to compete against some loser that got beat within the first bloodbath.
>>9573986
The Rock is now a HEEL. AND HE WANTS TO TELL ALL YOU LILLY LIVERED, JABRONIS TO GO SCREW YOURSELVES BECAUSE THE ROCK IS THE CHAMP AND HE DON'T NEED ANY PEOPLE
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Mega Tits realized her mistake, but it's too late. Gascoigne's winning this.
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>>9573986
I had no knowledge of any snacks being there! Now that we've found some, how about we share with each other?
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>>9574044
Thank you for hosting, goodnight.
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>>9574044
I'VE GOT BEEF WITH YOUUU, GET BACK HEEERE, DAMN IIIIT!
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>>9574044
Only a beast could have tits that mega. Gascoigne was right to purge it.
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>>9574044
I don't think this exchange is good for either of us. We should go out separate ways now!
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>>9574044
God dammit DUNCAN, THE ROCK DON'T NEED THIS. The Rock needs to get back to Hollywood.
>>9574057
>Flees like a champ
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>>9574044
Well at least it was an actual fight... maybe I shouldn't have pulled my punches because she was small
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>>9574000
Gray? You're trying to ruin my princess tree house or something, punk? Why would you use a boring color like gray, when you could just paint the whole thing pink?
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>>9574044
NO! IT CAN'T BE, I'M A STAGE HAZARD ONCE MORE!
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>>9574074
BECAUSE PINK IS A GIRL COLOR. WHY WOULD I PAINT IT PINK WHEN I COULD PAINT IT THE COLOR OF STEEL? STEEL'S BADASS! WHY WOULD YOU WANT A WEAK, GIRLY COLOR WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BADASS COLOR?!
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Hello, everyone!
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>>9574099
>The Rock then makes millions of dollars after Fast and the Furious 29 hits the box office. He then proceeds to film a few more movies with Kevin Hart.
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>>9574038
Alright, you've made your point. At least until I find the next chance to fight you, because that's how it works ri-
Wait a minute, have you've been talking in third person the whole time? There's not a single person on this planet that talks like you do.
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>>9574044
>Not having any of that, Izuku boosts himself foreword using One for All, crashing himself right into the woman! He was like a person sized bullet! Once he had her on the ground he disarmed her nearly instantly.
Real sorry about this...but you know how this goes.
>Without a second word Izuku plunges the thing into her throat.
...I'm so going to hell for this.
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>>9574115
OH MI GAHT
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>>9574099
>aw I was doing gud too
>thanks for hosting,night everybody.
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Deku's a lucky man.
Tetsux4 is too if you can see the glass half full from his perspective.
>>9574131
O-One of these days you'll do it again. I have a good feeling. I hope you have a nice sleep.
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>>9574099
>Thanks for hosting
>This was a good first HG
>>9574118
The Rock does what The Rock wants. So shut you're mouth when The Rock is talking.
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>>9574131
Night beasty, don't worry you made for some good footage.
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>>9574104
BECAUSE IT'S A GIRL'S TREE HOUSE! MINE! So obviously it's supposed to be pink, and not some lame color that would just make it look lame! I know that a lame guy like you can only think about lame colors like gray, but you're still pissing me off!
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>>9574131
>Atleast you killed me, Nighto.
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>>9574099
>>9574159
Does that include losing to a forest?
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>>9574157
Wait...so you're not going to kill me? OH THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU! THAAANK YOU!
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>>9574170
AND *YOU'RE* PISSING *ME* OFF, I'M THE ONE BUILDING IT, SO I'M THE ONE WHO'S GONNA COLOR IT! IF YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT THEN FIGHT ME LIKE A MAN!
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>>9574159
>Your mouth*
>Fuck me, well I'm heading off now Goodnight everyone thanks for the game.
>>9574186
Yes, it does. Now The Rock must go and make money.
>Night dude.
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Don't worry about him. He's made of steel and such. He'll save himself.
>>9574159
Thank you for being here, and thank you for being entertaining. I hope you have as much fun as possible!
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>>9574211
>Seeing his chance to strike, Izuku bolts himself forward and drop kicks the poor girl...possibly shattering several of her ribs as she's flung into the ravine.
I'm...probably gonna go to hell for this too...what a hero I am, drop kicking little girls into pits...
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>>9574201
....
>He watches The Champ saunter off, back to smoking.
....I need to win that belt off of him.
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>>9573988 (Skarpne)
>Shimakaze (Male) walks forward holding the camera as Skarpne moves, allowing the woman to move her (him) around, keeping the arm distance she set.
Are you finished yet? Why don't you want sex?
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>>9574211
HEY, GUYS, LOOK AT THIS TRICK. I BET YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS. TOOK ME MONTHS TO LEARN HOW T-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABlrhrghhggbrrlrh
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W-Well now...I guess this means we're down to our final three! Who will win...
TETSUX4 THE STEEL MASTERPIECE
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HANEKAWA THE NEKO GODDESS
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DEKU
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>>9574272
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>>9574272
THANK YOU FOR GETTING THE ACTUAL METAL RIGHT, A LOT OF PEOPLE SAY IRON FOR SOME REASON
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>>9574272
Well that's weird...wait am I going in circles? How is that even possible?
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>>9574272
>Black Hanekawa quickly makes piles of meat out of her victims.
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>>9574272
TETSUTETSUTETSUTETSUTETSUTETSU
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>>9574198
>The girl lets out a sigh and tries her best to calm down
I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to be as irritating as possible, so I'd end up smashing my own tree house, right?
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>>9574247
>Sucks cock
goodnight hg
asshole#2774
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oh DANG!
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>>9574306
>He wordlessly dips the brush in gray paint and starts painting one of the walls.
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>>9574316
>being this thin-skinned
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>>9574318
OH, HEY MIDORIYA, COME HERE OFTEN? HAHAHAAFUCK.
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CONGRATULATIONS!
>Subaru gives normal Hanekawa a kiss on the cheek and black Hanekawa a kiss on the other cheek
YOU DID WELL!
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>>9574332
you rigged it because you didnt want to kiss boys
be honest
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And here are the placements. Thank you all for playing!
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>>9574318
OH SHIT
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>>9574318
>Black Hanekawa spits out an arm, having drained her prey of all their energy
>She leaves them as decapitated lifeless husks
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>>9574332
My congratulations to the winner, and my thanks to you for hosting
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>>9574318
>>9574329
...Tetsu I don't th--OUCHOUCHOUCH! DON'T TIGHTEN IT TOO HAAARD!
>>9574340
Third place? I can live with that. Thanks for hosting.
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>>9574335
>Subaru, angered that he was caught, tapes anon's mouth shut and pushes him out of the arena
That'll be the last time you talk to anyone ever again.
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>>9574340
>>9574332
It was a fun round~nya. I'm sure my myaster will be able to taste the blood in her myouth when she comes to~nya.
I've relieved myuch of her stress this time~nya.
As she would say, thank you for hosting~nya.
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>>9574332
>>9574340
Congrats Hanekawa, and thanks for the fun!
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>>9574369
u da bes
wait its not time yet
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where did skarpne go
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>>9574332
>>9574340
Thanks a real shame that the metal hunk couldn't win.
>>9574247
Cause your suppose to get plowed by that big cat thing. It's more interesting that way and would sell much better on the internet. Now go get dominated by it.
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>>9574320
H-HEY! DON'T JUST IGNORE ME YOU ASSHOLE!
>The girl grabs an open bucket full of pink paint and throws it at the wall, right where the boy started painting
This is MY tree house, so it's going to be pink! Got that?
>Having no idea about how to paint, she just grabs another bucket and starts spilling its content at the walls
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>>9574346
>>9574355
>>9574369
>>9574366
Thank you all for being invested enough to play until the very end!
>>9574395
You know I'd be kissing them if they won, right? Not you. Back off.
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>>9574332
>>9574340
Thank you for hosting and congrats Hanekawa.
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>>9574358
You could have just not offered a kiss as a reward you know.
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>>9574373
Get some rest anon, cause I think your drowsiness is showing.
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>>9574401
Well if you kissed him then I'd have some blackmail on him to get him to do some lovey dovey stuff. It's all good though I've got some nice footage of the beasty hunk with that buxom woman.
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>>9574395
Well that thing isn't here. So lets get down to business!
>Shimakaze (Male) walks over and feels out Skaprne's head, patting it.
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>>9574406
>>9574401
>>9574369
>>9574346
Nya ha ha ha!
>Black Hanekawa leaps away, out of sight, across the rooftops
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>>9574396
FINE, IF YOU WANT IT SO BAD, YOU CAN HAVE IT!
>Tetsu dumps the can of gray paint over her head, and then proceeds to stomp out of the treehouse.
>>9574419
STOP TRYING TO BLACKMAIL ME THAT'S ILLEGAL
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>>9574423
I'm here to make hot interesting porn that people would sell. A buxom woman like myself fucking a femboy isn't all that attractive. Here let me find a strap-on or something and I'll ravage your asshole and you can get off and we can see how shitty the profits are later.
>>9574437
>Can assure you it ain't me, but regardless screenshots are useless because of inspect element
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>>9574401
Thanks for hosting garbage
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>>9574406
You're welcome as well, arsonist!
>>9574412
L-Listen, I can;t stop now. I did it once as a joke and now it's a thing. I have to make this special somehow, so why not? I can't really do much else you know. I'm extremely limited in what I can give as rewards. Letting others take my things isn't an option either.
>>9574419
Jeez lady, you might as well kidnap him at this point. Go for gold while you're still a free person, am I right?
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>>9574450
Alright! Give me your hand first so I can follow!
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>>9574458
DON'T ENCOURAGE HER
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>>9574453
I hope somebody else comes by and takes everyone you love so you have nobody to get close to.
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>>9574420
It's the essence of a man to rise up and get what he wants, the straight and truthful way. He should have just asked if he wanted to.
>>9574458
You could offer nothing. If nothing else, just giving people the chance to compete for victory is a reward itself.
And who the hell kisses strangers as a joke?
>>9574434
...That doesn't look safe.
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>>9574446
Oh come on big guy, it isn't that bad now is it? I mean really, I didn't get any nice footage of you, and you got to do all your training. It was win-win for you, but I just lost out.
>>9574458
Well my entire point of being here is to make porn to sell on a galatic level... but if you think I should kidnap him you've got a dungeon or something right?
>>9574464
>She grabs the femboy by the hair while waiting for the guy in the tracksuit to tell her whether he has a dungeon.
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>>9574473
>implying he doesn't just love whoever's in front of him with tits at the moment
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>>9574480
OR MAYBE YOU JUST WANT ME TO THINK YOU DIDN'T GET ANY GOOD FOOTAGE WHEN REALLY YOU DID, HOW WOULD I KNOW? I'M WATCHING YOU, WHATEVERYOURNAMEIS.
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>>9574480
O-Ow, ow!
>Shimakaze (Male) reaches up and grabs Skarpne's arm, not moving it from her (his) head but merely holding it.
Careful...
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>>9574510
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>>9574508
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't. There were some good MFM moments that show that I might have caught. I can at least tell you my name so it isn't as stalkery as it seems right now. I'm Skarpne, now I just need you to do a few more river scenes with you bathing and someone coming in on you.
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>>9574468
It's a-okay, Tetsu! You seem to be forgetting you're made of steel. One swift punch and you'll solve everything! Usually I don't advocate this, but that woman's as far from being a woman as you could possibly get. It's almost like she's an alien of some kind. It's either that, or you have her on your back for the rest of your life. You have to be the one to choose what's right for you.
>>9574479
Do you really think that'll work? They won't get angry if I don't add in bonus things? I was always under the impression we had to do more than just grant them the victory.
>>9574480
If that's your goal then you'll without a doubt sell it if you kidnap him! There's a market for dominant woman, and if you're willing to do so then why not? You don't even need a dungeon, just do what you need to do around a street corner. You hit two audiences in one goal.
B-But this is all just theory. I wouldn't know anything about the audiences for adult videos.
>>9574488
It'll learn soon enough once I make it so it can't love whatever's in front of it.
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Anybody here looking for a shit host?
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>>9574530
>>9574527
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>>9574537
I don't see any.
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>>9574446
>The girl just silently stands there as the boy leaves
...
>After the boy completely ruined not just her hair and clothes, but also the floor of her brand new tree house, something snaps in the girl's head. The next moment a lightning bolt erases the entire tree that the small base was built on, and the sound of lightning is only accompanied by the girl's angry screeching
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>>9574537
I dunno. Are you gonna bump the game?
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>>9574537
A host would be pretty nice about now.
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>>9574535
What do you think everyone else here has been doing? I wasn't even aware there were other awards then just winning until you brought it up.
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>>9574526
Better get use to having your hair pulled now or it'll really hurt when we bring you to the dungeon.
>>9574535
With a dungeon I could do a whole set up scene and record knocking him out and dragging him into the dungeon besides...
>She lifts the bote up by its hair
I can do a whole 'nother scene with this little tyke and some toys.
Who knows maybe you could even be in a few, I'm sure that tracksuit gets really stuffy.
>>9574537
Any show is a good show if you give it some time.
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>>9574537
A host is in order to test our quirks.
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>>9574537
Sure! I won't take your position this time around.
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>tfw wanted to pick up a boku no hero but now it'll just look like shameless circlejerking
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>>9574547
Don't you lie to me.
>>9574549
We'll see my man.
>>9574555
>>9574562
>>9574565
>>9574568
Alright, give me tributes.
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>>9574583
Reigen Arataka
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>>9574529
I DID THAT? GOD DAMN IT, I DID THAT, DIDN'T I? I COMPLETELY FORGOT YOU WERE FILMING.. D-DELETE THAT FOOTAGE OR I'LL BREAK YOUR CAMERA! RIGHT NOW!
>>9574535
I'M A HERO, I CAN'T PUNCH INNOCENT WOMEN, EVEN IF THEY ARE COMPLETE BITCHES. YOU DO IT FOR ME.
>>9574548
>Tetsu, being a cool guy, does not- in fact- look at explosions. Thankfully he cleared the area of the tree before it happened, and continues walking, wishing he had sunglasses or something to make him look even cooler.
>>9574574
>FUCK IT THE CIRCLEJERK IS ALREADY HERE YOU MIGHT AS WELL
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>>9574574
As long as you don't only talk to other people from the show you're not really circlejerking and it should be fine.
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>>9574583
Skarpne
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>Mfw destroyed any possible circlejerks from multiple franchises with my cancerous ooc avafagging
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>>9574583
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
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>>9574583
Inkling
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>>9574583
Shin-chan
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>>9574583
Zeri
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>>9574583
Leomon
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>>9574583
Uraraka Ochako
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>>9574583
Don Patch
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>>9574583
Seniorita Machoke
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>>9574583
Beatrice Flowerchild
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>>9574583
Ridley
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>>9574583
Rika
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>>9574583
Kiryu Kazuma
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>>9574583
Nathan Fillian
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>>9574583
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>9574562
>Shimakaze (Male) clings to Skarpne when she keeps pulling her (his) hair, unintentionally rubbing her (his) cock onto her clothed crotch.
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>>9574561
I-I guess you have a point. I don't really know what I was thinking. I guess that's the one thing I knew that would make others feel warm and cozy? I guess I could hug them instead, but I feel like I might accidentally break their backs. I'm pretty strong for my age, you know.
>>9574562
When you say I can be in it I hope you mean I can be the cameraman or something. I don't want to soil my reputation with that garbage. I'm afraid my parents might see me as an even bigger failer than I--
Haha, I mean I don't want them to think I've fallen from my status!
>>9574587
Is she really innocent, or is she a degenerate harasser? I don't think you'll go to jail if you slug her. Better yet, why not run away as soon as you do it?
>>9574583
Natsuki Subaru
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>>9574583
Handsome Jack
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>>9574583
Jean
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>>9574583
Magane
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>>9574583
Satori
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>>9574583
Kosaku Kawajiri
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>>9574583
Catling gun
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>>9574583
Dusknoir
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>>9574583
Your gf's ex Requiem
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>>9574583
Windows XP-tan
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>>9574587
Did I film it now, or did I just watch you and enjoy myself when no one was watching?
>>9574620
>She grimaces at and violent throws her arm down holding tight to the boys hair trying to pull it out of his head using gravity and force.
Stop squirming you pest.
>>9574621
You can hold the camera or join in if you can convince that block head that it's a good idea.
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>>9574583
Skinripper
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>>9574652
>whore
>being disgusted by cock
nice rp
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>>9574583
Bowsa
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>>9574621
I sincerely doubt you could break someone's back with just a hug. And that's not a knock on your strength either, It takes a freakish amount of strength to break bones like that. Trust me, I've tried once or twice.
Actually, maybe a few people would appreciate a hug, if not a kiss...A little kindness from strangers goes a long way after all.
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>>9574621
SHE'S BOTH. I LOOKED THR- ERH- SKIMMED THE LAWBOOK LIKE THREE TIMES AND THERE WAS NOTHING IN THERE, I CAN'T HIT HER. BELIEVE ME, I WANT TO.
>>9574652
>Tetsu turns 100% red and almost falls over, nearly hyperventilating.
S-STOP FUCKING WITH ME, I'M NOT OKAY WITH THIS! THERE'S GOTTA BE A LAW YOU'RE BREAKING SOMEWHERE, AND I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL READ A BOOK AND FIND WHAT IT IS AND PUT YOU AWAY FOR LIFE
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>>9574672
>Character sent to earth to make porn that'd sell in the galactic market.
>Not interested in femboys unless it's them getting dominated
Sounds pretty bad to me.
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>>9574652
>Shimakaze (Male) hits the ground with a thud, but her (his) hair stays attached to her (him).
P-Please stop throwing me around...
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>inb4 captcha shits itself again
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>>9574680
I could get you a few books to read if you really want to you hunk. I'm sure you could find a few laws in there if you searched hard enough.
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>>9574693
Once we get that dungeon I'll tie you really tight to the X-frame and you'll get your time.
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Seven more, gotta g36.it up to 36.
>>9574694
Don't fucking jinx it dude.
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>>9574719
Gunny bunny
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>>9574652
So in a way you want me to be your associate. I know I have amazing people skills, but something about this feels wrong. I mean, he's younger than I am. What if we go to jail for corrupting a minor?
>>9574676
You would be surprised. I work out every morning before I get on with my day.
>he extends his arm out towards the yakuza looking man
Maybe I'll buy flowers or candy for them. Maybe even random little objects, who knows, but I guess I should thank you for trying to help me improve. I would never have imagined my kisses would turn some people off. I was always under the impression people wanted them.
>>9574680
What cops do you see around this place? I've seen a few, but they seemed more interested in repeating numbers than domestic violence. I'm trying to help you out of this situation. Unless you can enchant her in another way, getting physical is your only option.
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>>9574714
>The boat slowly stands up and grabs the hand from her (his) hair, and tries to lower it to her (his) chest.
You don't need to be such a bully! This isn't even sexual!
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>>9574719
Miku's ass
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>>9574719
What even happened there, that's just embarrassing.
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>>9574719
Ryoma Hoshi
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>>9574719
Alain
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>>9574719
American white faced owl
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>>9574719
happy loli
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>>9574697
...IT WOULD SAVE ME LIKE FIVE BUCKS FROM GETTING IT AT THE LIBRARY. YEAH, ALRIGHT.
>>9574732
NO, SUBARU.
>Tetsutetsu puts his hand on Subaru's shoulder and raises his fist to the man's chest, looking up and into his eyes. He seems to have sparkles around him.
A TRUE MAN DOES WHAT'S RIGHT, EVEN WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING.
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>>9574719
Jun Mo Xiao
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>>9574719
Koishi
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>>9574574
Which one?
Pretty sure we'll be up to 6 or something.
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>>9574732
That's what the dungeon is for! Come on...
>She nudges his arm a few times before squeezing him against her chest
You can do this for me can't you. It'll be a lot of fun and you can even get a cut of the profits probably, maybe.
>>9574735
You wanted to get pleasured, and you don't really interest me. I'd rather some sturdy well built hunk or an actually interesting scene. So we're going to tie you up and plow you with a strap-on remember?
>>9574752
>She hands him a few doujin's of lawyers having sex
Here you go, I'm sure you can learn something about the law in here.
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>>9574757
Was wondering when someone would pick him up!
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>>9574732
You're just a teenager after all, there's a lot to learn about people, how they feel. Something I've been learning myself for a while now.
>The young man reaches out, giving his hand a firm shake.
Kazuma Kiryu, you'd be surprised to find out I'm just a few years older then you kid. What's your name?
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Alright, let's get a little preview of our guests that will participate in tonight's game.
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>>9574752
What's right in this situation? It's illegal no matter how you look at it.
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>>9574783
WHAT'RE TH-
>He holds them for about two seconds before throwing them into the air and smacking a few of them onto the ground.
AAH!
NO! WHY DO YOU HAVE THESE?! Y'KNOW WHAT, NO, I'M GETTING MY READING GLASSES, AND I'M GONNA HAVE KENDOU READ ME A BOOK TONIGHT, AND I'M COMING BACK WITH HANDCUFFS
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>>9574783
Why wouldn't I interest you? I'm a boy through and through.
>Shimakaze (Male) holds Skarpne's hand and plays with it, sticking her (his) fingers in between the spaces of the woman's own digits.
Give me a chance!
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>>9574796
I'm ready for this...hooo boy am I ready...Let's go!
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>>9574796
>Uraraka stands upright and waves
Good luck to everyone.
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>>9574796
I'm ready to start when you are
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>>9574797
HOW'S IT ILLEGAL? SHE'S JUST BEING CREEPY, SHE HASN'T BROKEN ANY LAWS!
IF SHE HAS, PLEASE TELL ME!
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>>9574796
>>9574759
>>9574604
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>>9574796
I accept this challenge.
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>>9574818
Child pornography.
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Alright, so i rented out this mansion for tonight's event, and trust me when i say it cost a lot of money, so please try not to make a mess while you're here, alright?
>>9574838
Two minutes too slow sister.
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>>9574798
Ah don't be such a poor sport about it. I told ya you might learn something from those, not that you would.
>She laughs at him mention that he needs other people to read books to him
Are your eyes alright, I could read a book to you if you brought me the book first. Then you know for sure it'll be alright.
>>9574805
The galactic market for femboys is down. No one enjoys watching someone scrawnier then them getting lucky with a buxom woman. However, they enjoy a good laugh in their porn sometimes when they watch a scrawny little boy getting plowed in the ass by a buxom woman, or a big muscular man.
>>9574796
>>9574838
Keep them in and swap me out. I got a call for a better gig right now.
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What's that one copypasta that has that touhou girl and goes something like "when you are sad remember good times" or something like that?
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>>9574851
I-I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THAT
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>>9574796
Hello people of HG, Handsome Jack here, and I am here to say that I accept the challenge that have been faced today.
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>>9574852
What kinda dummy only waits two minutes?
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>>9574783
>he pushes her away from him, putting some distance between them
A-And when we get caught I won't be the only one going in for questioning? It's important that we go down together if things get bad. I think my parents will go easy on me if they hear an older girl is the mastermind behind this.
>>9574793
It's hard to really grasp how others are feeling. The only thing you can do is step into their shoes, but when you're kind of the next best thing in your local community it's hard to do that.
>he gives the man three shakes before letting go
Natsuki Subaru, and I think you would be surprised to hear how old I am. It may not look it since I'm kind of youthful, but I'm 19. How about you?
>>9574796
Looks picture perfect!
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>>9574854
Oh? So you're doing this for money? Then we can take turns! You let me...b-bed you and I film whatever you want!
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>>9574818
>>9574851
What this guy said, but on second though, can't this be considered a right of passage for boys your age? You could boast about this with your friends! Why not give it a go? If it gets bad and I don't see you around I'll call the cops and they'll rescue you, okay?
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>>9574852
I hope I get a good fight in this game. Well, regardless, it's time to start
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>>9574854
I DON'T TRUST YOU. I TRUSTED YOU UP UNTIL THE P-PORN COMICS, AND THEN YOU LOST ME. NO MORE TRUST. YOU'RE ONE STEP AWAY FROM BEING A VILLAIN AT THIS POINT.
>>9574883
WHAT DO I HAVE TO BOAST ABOUT?! I WANT TO BOAST ABOUT BEATING THE HELL OUTTA SOME STRONG GUY, NOT GETTING MY PICTURE TAKEN WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER!
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>>9574864
I could always eat you up with my tail. My saliva can turn people invisible if I want it to. Are you sure you wouldn't enjoy having some knowing you could get out Scott free and you'd be famous in the galaxy?
>>9574876
I just told you, small twink boys fucking buxom girls is bad for profit. Besides if I can't get the dungeon your outta luck and have to go somewhere else.
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>>9574852
>Uraraka runs away as fast as she can, away from everyone. And jumps into some bushes to hide herself.
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>>9574889
kys furry
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>>9574892
>NOT GETTING MY PICTURE TAKEN WHILE I'M IN THE SHOWER!
Some heroes can get a lot of money from that desu
>>
Hey here's day 1
>>9574862
It's just an expression man, calm down.
>>9574876
Hey! We're not allowed to do that on this network alright? The big guy's back at headquarters are already pissed off enough with me doing this.
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>>9574892
Ah come on now... you can show off your muscles to me some and I'll watch you train. No camera's. then you can bring your book to me and you can watch me read it to you.
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>fidget spins all over the poster below
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>>9574915
She sure has a rapid fire pussy. I don't know whether those lips are roast beef, or just a spooky hallway to throw a sausage down.
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How was the Shaun of the Dead game last night, folks?
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>>9574930
A lot less zombies than once thought. I died of a heart attack after eating and drinking too much.
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>>9574926
Those things have become a bit of fad everywhere. People keep looking them up and it can bring in some interesting revenue.
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>>9574926
>deflects with my Power Balance wristband
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>>9574926
>>9574929
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>>9574915
High death rate my ass.
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>>9574915
It's ALWAYS the butler! Of course it's him!
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>>9574915
This game sure it's fun!
>Uraraka grabs a couple of cards and looks at the others.
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>>9574893
No no no, you aren't getting it! The first time would be...for my pleasure! Afterwards then I'll give in to what you think works! Give and take!
>>9574915
Up yours, asshole!
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>>9574892
Who says you can't beat someone up? This is a one-time thing and you won't do it ever again.
I guess I should be asking something else. Tetsu, who's your idol and what do they do for a living?
>>9574893
I-I'm not exactly into getting eaten by things.
It's kind of weird you mention the galaxy though. Wouldn't this stuff only circulate earth, or are your expectations growing to abnormal levels?
>>9574915
I didn't plan on it. I just need to move the rest of my stuff to my room and I plan on being there until I have to leave.
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>>9574864
Twenty. How about that. You're a bit short compared to me, but at the same time a lot of people think I'm 30. Someone here even had me pegged for 40 once...
....I don't look that old already do I?
>>9574915
>Kiryu knocks the ball with all the force that he can muster, sending it flying off the table
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>>9574937
I'll have to help him with his code. Not bad for a first game though, right?
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>>9574953
>already dead
:c
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>>9574970
Zombies are a cool game type, man. Sure thing.
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>>9574912
YEAH, THE HOT FEMALE ONES, NOT ME! WOMEN AREN'T INTERESTED I-
THAT'S NOT THE POINT, GOD DAMN IT!
>>9574915
O-OH GOD, THE SEXUAL SHIT'S EVEN FOLLOWING ME INTO THE ARENA..
>>9574917
WELL.. I DO HATE BOTHERING KENDOU FOR THAT.. AND I CAN'T USUALLY TRAIN WHILE I'M DOING IT..
LISTEN, IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN'T READ, I JUST HATE DOING IT. I COULD JUST DO IT ON MY OWN, SO WHY WOULD I TRUST YOU?
>>9574964
MY IDOL'S THE CRIMSON RIOT! HE'S A PRO HERO, AND HE'S EVERYTHING I WANT TO BE ONE DAY! WHY?
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>>9574958
Like i haven't heard that one before.
>>9574972
At least you can get some sleep, i got another five hours of shit i need to do.
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>>9574958
OR I could save my time and take one take of me ramming your prostate with a strap-on to pleasure you and get the film over with.
>>9574964
I bring the video back to my people and we sell it on the galactic market. If it does good we send more people here and start making more porn. If it's bad and doesn't sell we just destroy your planet and move on.
>>9574943
>>9574984
You can trust me. I've only been playing with you this entire time now haven't I Mr. Sturdy.
Would I lie to you, I told you that you might learn something from those books, but you wouldn't give them a chance to analyze their worth.
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>>9575010
I wonder what that light is, could it be a camera recording the entire building? A beacon? Ooo the mysteries.
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>>9575010
These stories aren't very scary. Are you sure humans find these frightening?
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>>9575010
>The poor boy is mumbling latin as he scratches the demonic runes into the floor boards. Surely this'll please the lord of darkness.
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>>9574855
https://youtu.be/x6LovY_DdEE
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>>9575010
I guess you're right.
Nighto HG
My discord's Vaporcast#2471
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>>9575011
I'M STARTING TO THINK THAT EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME IS A LIE, LADY
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>>9574965
T-Twenty...how do you stay so youthful, Kazuma? I need to know your secrets for when I turn middle-aged. Honestly, I thought you were younger than that before you told me. I bet you have a lot of girls wanting to date you and your forever youthful face!
>>9574984
I see! Don't you think he has done promotional stuff like this before? I guarantee you he has! You have to get your name out there somehow, and what better way to do it than have people gaze upon your amazing steel hard abs while you're showering?
>>9575010
What kind of games do you want to play? I'll do anything as long as it isn't a racing game. I having honed my skills with those yet.
>>9575011
Now you've made me feel even better about this! If it's not circulating here on earth, then there's no way we can get into trouble! I might even meet some nice alien girls too while I'm up there selling them with you.
Alright, you've got a deal! I'll help you scout people for these videos as long as you protect my identity!
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Hey, Subaru?
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>>9575071
...THAT'S FUCKIN EMBARRASSING THOUGH, DUDE..
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>>9575059
And how could I prove to you otherwise besides you giving me this chance hmm?
>>9575071
Alright good good, Now alongside scouting people I need a dungeon to film some of them in at times.
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>>9575010
Oh boy day 2.
Oh shit, where's that kid going? Eh, I'm sure he'll be back soon enough.
You have wings, how do you- you know what, nevermind.
If any of you film a movie here you're gonna have to give me a cut of the profits, this shit i'm doing aint cheap you know.
Look at Jean, finally getting around to cleaning up after all of you dipshits. Good man.
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>>9575094
I'm surprised kids are allowed to compete in these things.
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>>9575094
What's the worst thing that could possibly happen?
>And that was the last thing Izuku Midoriya ever said.
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>>9575090
...ALRIGHT, YOU'VE GOT ONE CHANCE. BUT ONLY BECAUSE I'M A HERO AND I'M SUPPOSED TO TRUST THE PEOPLE I PROTECT. THAT'S THE ONLY REASON.
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>>9575094
That's pretty kinky, but now I can record everyone from outside.
You've got a deal, we'll do a 5/95 cut if it sells horribly, if it sells well I'll give you an 20/80. Got it?
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>>9575094
W-whaat? Windows XP-tan, what are you doing? Please don't doo it!
>Uraraka covers her face in shock just after XP sltis her own throat and drops into the floor.
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>>9575011
T-That isn't very nice...
>Shimakaze (Male) pouts, and lightly squeezes Skarpne's hand.
Hmmm...I'll accept if you jerk me off during it...that's my only request!
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>>9575071
No, you're getting backwards Subaru...
>Kiryu slowly sinks his face into one of his hands
How could you possibly think I was younger then you in any capacity...Do I even take that as a compliment? I don't know...
Girls? I mean, I haven't really been focusing all to much on that but...I guess?
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>>9575094
I'm not an actor, so I'd be useless in a movie. You'll have to find someone else
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>>9575076
Yes, anon?
>>9575081
And you don't think your hero feels embarrassed or has done embarrassing things before?
Besides, none of your friends will see these videos. This is promoting your heroism in another galaxy! Doesn't that sound amazing? You'll be even more famous than your idol!
>>9575090
So you want me to scout out places as well? I think I can do that. How hard can it be to find a rundown warehouse or an abandoned barn? That is what you're looking for, correct?
>>9575094
>Subaru puts on the fur coats and looks at himself in the mirror
Now this is what I'm talking about! This really captures my greatness. If you saw me walking in the streets you'd think I was a man worth talking to!
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>>9575141
...YOU'VE GOT A POINT..
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>>9575094
Y'know these things are just for show right? It's all just practical effects on the big screen that do the dirty work for me.
>Anyways, thanks for hosting Eric and good luck future winner! Now it's time to hit the hay.
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>>9575141
I love ya man
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>>9575108
Sweet! Now all you've gotta do is get that book for me, and do some shirtless training so I can see those metal abs in action.
>>9575119
>She thinks about it about picturing the little femboy strapped to an x-frame
Fine you've got a deal, that still fits into the requirements of the genre and you can get out of my hair in one take.
>>9575141
Those both could work out. Your house is a good place too for some of the nicer shots or bathroom scenes.
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>>9575154
YEAH, YEAH, I'LL GET IT TOMORROW. OR THE NEXT DAY. OR WHENEVER. JUST NOT TONIGHT, I'M TOO TIRED AFTER ALL OF THIS. DON'T DO ANYTHING CREEPY UNTIL THEN.
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>>9575106
Night 2 everyone.
Reigen please, you do not know where she's been.
You know i figured these ghosts would've been a bit more aggressive, but they're actually pretty chill dudes. Those horror movies aren't very accurate.
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>>9575176
It's all good if you'll give me another chance to catch a glimpse at those abs.
>she checks the time on the camera
It is 5:20 later today might work if you've got the time for some ironing, press the wrinkles out of the whole situation and then you cant rust me again.
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>>9575121
I'm just trying to say what you want to hear! You should be thankful I'm putting your feeling as a high priority here. I'm not even saying this because I'm afraid of you either.
And talking to girls is important. Do you want to be single with no kids for the rest of your life?
>>9575147
I do?
I-I mean of course I do! She isn't even that bad looking either. Take this opportunity, because it won't always be here for you to take advantage of.
>>9575151
Wh-where is this coming from? I haven't even done anything yet.
>>9575154
My house!? Wh-why would you want to go to my house? I still live with my parents! They'll be pissed if they see me bring you two back just to record you two doing it!
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>>9575182
I can't shake the feeling that there's something evil out there. And that I don't own a car
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>>9575182
Day 3.
Reigen what did i just say.
Why are all of you people fucking my maids, I'm like 90% sure they've all got some kind of STD.
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>>9575182
...
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>>9575203
Ah come on, you could even join in on the action if you convinced your parents to go on a vacation somewhere. Besides I doubt that hero boy would join in unless someone else started and convinced him.
>She nudges his arm a few times
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>>9575197
OH. IT IS ALREADY THE NEXT DAY, ISN'T IT? ALRIGHT, YEAH, LATER TODAY IS FINE.
--AND IT ISN'T IRONING, IT'S STEELING. I THINK.
>>9575203
H-HANG ON, WHAT'RE YOU SUGGESTING?! I CAN'T DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT! THAT'S... S-SPECIAL, I'M WAITING FOR THE RIGHT WOMAN TO COME ALONG, THAT'S NOT HOW I WANT THAT TO END UP HAPPENING, SUBARU
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>>9575215
Maids are semen demons.
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>>9575215
That was easier than I thought it would be. Animals in the human world aren't too strong, are they?
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>>9575215
I get this feeling that everyone else is having the time of their lives in this hotel while I'm doing nothing but living out my usual routine.
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>>9575215
Ah man, i liked this one.
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>>9575215
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>>9575234
We'll figure it out, don't you worry. I'll leave you be to get some rest. We wouldn't want you getting any bags under those interesting eyes of yours now would we.
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>>9575154
Nice!
>Shimakaze (Male) walks to Skarpne's side, holding her hand with both of her's (his).
What did you say you needed?
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>>9575264
THE FUCK'S INTERESTING SUPPOSED TO MEAN
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>>9575274
WE KNOW YOU'RE A MALE OKAY YOU CAN STOP PUTTING THE PARENTHESIS IN
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>>9575224
I know I'm better than that hero boy in every way possible, but why bother making him do this if he needs me to start it off? I want to keep myself somewhat pure for my future wife, or until I find someone that's perfection in every way possible. Force yourself onto him if it comes to that. A boy his age will cave eventually if a girl's pressing herself up against him long enough.
>>9575234
Tetsu!
>subaru places his clammy hand onto his broad shoulder
What if she's the one? What if you tame her and get her to become your sidekick? Imagine how thankful she would be if you save her from life as a lustful person. Is that not a great reward for you?
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>>9575245
Night 3.
Hey don, i know you're having a fun time there, but maybe you could not fuck up the floors, someone has to pay for the damages you know.
Jesus christ Nathan.
>>9575262
Reigen no.
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>>9575288
KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS HOLY SHIT
captcha: Dame Road
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>>9575203
I...um...thank you?
Women huh...I've dated a few times I guess, but I've never really sought out more. There's always been something else on my mind, too busy to just settle down so earl-
>>9575288
...Did I just?...
Oh.
....O-oh.
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>>9575274
>She pulls her hands away
Well for now I've gotta work out the details with my newfound contact. After that I'll contact you and we can make the video.
>>9575284
>She runs a finger across his shirt before playing with the zipper of his suit
Ah come on you can do this for me can't you. You'll get famous, be able to enjoy yourself, and can make some easy money on the side. I just need to you to do this little thing for me.
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>>9575313
when did you arrive?
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>>9575284
YOU.. YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT. A WOMAN'S NEVER SHOWN INTEREST IN ME BEFORE, SUBARU. I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO IN THIS SITUATION. SHE'S REALLY CREEPY, AND WEIRD, BUT HER TEETH ARE HOT AND SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE CAME OFF OF A MAGAZINE COVER..
NO! I'M A HERO! I NEED TO FOCUS ON BEING A HERO! WOMEN COME SECOND! IF YOU WERE A TRUE MAN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT!
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>>9575276
I meant that their eye catching. Really accent your eyes you know. Don't you worry a bit, they make you who you are.
>>9575323
>Like the character or the person behind it.
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>>9575313
But I'm ready now...I can't get anything to hold me for now?
>Shimakaze (Male) frowns when the hand is swiped away from her (him).
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>>9575329
character
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>>9575288
Day 4.
Did i forget to mention the scooby doo trap doors? Yeah, you should keep an eye out for those.
I think we should keep Nathan Fillian away from the prostit- i mean maids. Yeah, maids.
God dammit Reigen.
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>>9575331
Nope, you'll have to find your own place to stay.
>>9575333
Few hours ago, I got to watch Shaun of the dead, wasn't as much sex as I was hoping there would be.
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>>9575335
...
...
...
..Z...z...zzz....
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>>9575335
I wonder if there's any cannibal cults around here that will take all these bodies.
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>>9575329
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. ANYWAY, I'VE GOTTA GET BACK TO UA BEFORE THEY DO ROLL CALL. IF I CATCH A CAMERA IN MY DORM I'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
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>>9575340
Wah?! Pleeeeease? I'll behave!
>Shimakaze (Male) bends down, her (his) testicles and shapely butt jiggling while her (his) thong is retrieved and put on as a sign of good faith, the black cloth hugging her (his) dick. The boat then turning around and smiles nervously at Skarpne.
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>>9575311
You've dated a few...
>Subaru scoffs at Kazuma, and then tilts his head to and distorts his face even more to get the point that he's disgusted with him across
Bet it felt great, didn't it? I bet you were sooo popular in high school. Girls just looove a man with a nice facial structure and muscles...
>>9575313
>Subaru swats her hands away from his tracksuit. He seems genuinely insulted that she decided to play with it like it's a toy
Yo-your feminine wiles won't work on me! I've had training for this day.
>he stomps his foot on the ground and crosses his arms
No means no! I agreed to be the camera man and sell some of the stuff, not to get involved in the scene with another man and have it filmed in my own house!
>>9575324
"You might be right" is an understatement! I'm right because I'm Subaru! I've only been wrong once before, and that was when I was extremely small and little!
>Subaru then places another hand on his other shoulder
Let your feelings do the talking, Tetsu. There's no reason to get this nervous over something so natural. You can put being a hero first, but right now you need to be the hero this woman desperately need.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlmDPC6ai4Y
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>>9575358
Night 4.
Jesus, who killed all the maids? Do you have any clue how much it costs to hire more of these sluts? Not that much actually, but still.
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>>9575367
>She hides the camera
No promises just yet. See ya later hunky, don't forget the book you want me to read.
>>9575377
Nope. I've only got room for myself where I'm staying. Besides you get time to prepare yourself. Now I'll be off to prepare myself as well.
>Having slipped away from the bote she turns invisible and runs off.
>>9575381
>She starts to rub his biceps
Ah come on, is a strong man like yourself really not going to compete against a hero. Just imagine all the fame and reputation that'd spread if you were stronger than a man made of metal. I'll let you sleep on that thought. See ya track suit.
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>>9575389
So has anyone here played that new friday the 13th game? My copy didn't arrive in the mail when it was supposed to, so I'm missing out on all the fun.
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>>9575415
It's really only fun with friends
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>>9575381
Actually...I...never even attended high school.
Look, that's not the point. It doesn't matter the dates I've had, I haven't been comfortable enough with any of them to want to settle down with them. A girl like that, well, I've only got an eye for one. You know what I mean?
>>9575389
Hey, do you know where-
...
I-I didn't see anything.
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>>9575405
Heh...you know, I've been thinking that myself lately. I think I could beat that guy hands down!
But I'll think about it, only if you bring me some mayo next time you come around. Deal?
>he watches as she runs off before he can respond
...deal.
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>>9575405
Okay...goodbye for now then!
>Shimakaze (Male) turns around and continues getting dressed.
>>9575415
fun when the servers actually work
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>>9575415
Night 5
Yeah, they told me that there's wolves around here. Guess i should've warned you guys about that. This ones on me, my bad.
Who used up all the hot water? You gotta learn to share man.
>>9575436
I heard about that, maybe by the time the damn game get's here they'll fix that problem.
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>>9575452
Get out of the room. Now
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>>9575432
Isn't that illegal? I was always told you could get thrown into jail if you don't attend high school. What were you thinking? It only makes your life harder as you get older! N-Not like I know anything about dropping out.
I kind of know what you mean, but at the same time, I don't. I can't really think of a time I've thought that way about a girl. The ones that go to my school are all stuck up. They just don't see how great I am.
>>9575452
This would be more relaxing if you weren't getting hair all over the place.
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>>9575381
I-I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, MAN..
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>buy Yosuke a fidget spinner
>he throws it in the fucking trash immediately
>tfw yosuke rejects my present
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>>9575452
Urge to maim rising!
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>>9575492
Throw him in the trash
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