Actual Muffet thread.
we'll begin with some EXTRA T H I C C
>>9570669
and some
>fusion ha
And some crack ship.
Fun fact: Spooders can hold 7 guns.
>>9570702
how about you post some spiders you like instead of crying about ones you don't like
>>9570653
If somebody starts spamming doujin and shit in here, report it.
>>9570763
I already reported 6 or 7 of that faggot's posts.
Spam actually is against the rules on /trash/, the Zootopia threads had a recurring faggot who would flood the thread with Spiderman images; enough reports would get them all deleted.
>>9570680
Dat abdomen.
What's this? A Muffet thread that hasn't been derailed yet? Impossible!
This is now /NLSS/
>>9570778
Good man(?).
>>9570783
Yep, that abdomen is hot.
>>9570811
Yep.
>>9570778
I didn't know trash had rules since don't threads from other boards get put in here when they aren't wanted or was that just the old days?
>>9570793
PRAISE BE THE RED SHIRT MAN
>>9570833
Some of the global rules still apply to /trash/, like no spam and no advertising. Check the sticky.
>>9570838
i just googled NLSS Memes and this came up so I'm posting it
>>9570866
Thank God for rules and regulations.
>>9570866
But the global world mentions stuff like posting no guro, loli/shota, or anthropomorphic content in any threads yet most of the threads here are anthropomorphic content more so than /b/.
>>9570937
Check the sticky.
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 and 14 are enforced. The posting of loli or shota pornography is not permitted.
Most of the things you listed are part of Global Rule 3, which is not enforced on /trash/
>>9570933
Of course because Muffet makes her own silk (just wish there were more pictures of her doing it other than this one.).
>>9570966
Also she's cheap.
>>9571019
our finest bois
>>9571043
S U C C
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>>9570653
Who wants to put a bun in the baker's oven?
What would it feel like to make out with the spider?
New Muffet picture I'll work on soon, hope y'all don't mind hyper dick and tits
I want to stuff it in Muffet's tuffet.
>>9571164
Like making out with a really attractive girl who happens to have fangs and six arms.
>>9571160
>>9571178
I do!
>>9571178
S T U F F I T I N T H E M U F F E T
>>9571194
>ywn feel her spider tongue move around in your mouth as she grabs you with her arms
why.
>>9571194
Probably just like any other girl, it's all dependent on that girl's personality, with a slight chance of eating you after sex.
extra
T H I C C
>>9571210
>a slight chance of eating you after sex
>>9571226
Yes.
YES.
>>9571249
>ywn be spider food
JUST
How tall do we want spoder?
Shortstack, human sized, or Goliath birdeater?
>>9571327
Shortstack and human are both fine with me.
>>9571348
Cool.
>>9571327
>Goliath birdeater
She big.
>>9571383
Get on my level, scrub.
>>9571566
Why does Muffet look like Frisk in this image?
>>9571592
>>9571592
Side view and closed eyes.
Also, this thread is pretty active for just 8 IPs.
I like it.
But it's bedtime for me, so have some qt pajama spooder
>>9571818
>it's bedtime for me
Same.
Stay alive, thread.
>>9571818
>pajama spooder
>>9571818
>>9572154
>pajamas
>implying Muffet doesn't sleep au naturel in a silk hammock she made herself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmhK-PdZVjw
>>9570744
She'd give amazing handjobs.
>>9573613
Quality AND quantity!
good fics?
Would you do girl stuff with Muffet?
>>9577491
Does being a mob boss count as "girl stuff" ?
>>9577803
Well, of course!
>>9578136
>>9578864
$pider succ.
>"Milk and sugar, deary?"
What did she mean by this?
>>9579893
Suck her tits and make out with her.
>>9579893
SHE WANTS HER BIG, MILKY, CHITINOUS TIDDS MILKED
>>9579994
BITCH I WOULD
PUSSPUSS
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>>9570653
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WDFUcjWARU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q52Rb1VEiUI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HW-Jr4M4w90
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4IxBW_LLWI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqghKVU23Wc
>>9580469
>Muffet figures out how to make a bundle
>She'll lose less spiders, too
>Her prices are still crap
>>9579893
>>9580641
>RIGHT IN THEIR LITTLE SPIDER ASSHOLE
>"Okay anon, here's your monthly allowance, 1000g."
>"Don't go spending it all in one place, you hear me son?"
>"You won't get another g out of me all month."
What do?
>>9580735
>little
no, no little assholes
only big, plump spider donuts
>>9580929
k
What if you BECAME the muffet?
>>9581029
I'd be concerned.
Is Muffet an adult spider or a baby spider?
>>9582274
reee reeeeeee delet this reeee
was that the response (You) were expecting
>Come eat food made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders!
>>9582443
Yum!
Also ironic that the baker is getting baked.
>>9582443
>>9582855
do not bake the baker
>>9583338
What I'd give for a pic of Muffet smoking.
I want to give muffet drugs!
>>9584209
Muffet is for cider.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HWX_A_eTZ8
>Giving Muffet a massage is so complicated.
>She has three sets of shoulder blades!
>Her hands tend to wander, too.
>She says they have "a mind of their own," but you have doubts.
>She's so skinny that you wonder how she stays standing.
>But she's healthy as a horse and freakishly flexible, so you don't question it.
>She absolutely refuses to part with her high heels.
>It's sexy the first dozen times, but some variety'd be nice.
>She has a thing for biting, which is a might concerning with those fangs of hers.
>But she melts like hot frosting when you nibble on her.
>>9585164
>>She has a thing for biting, which is a might concerning with those fangs of hers.
Don't be a wuss. Girls with fangs are god-tier.
Ahuhuhu~
>>9586883
That's the stuff!
I want to be fed by the spider baker.
Ok, so obviously you all would fuck Muffet until your dicks fell off. But tell me this:
Would you date Muffet? Would you try to get into a relationship with her, and perhaps even marry her?
>>9590756
What kind of a stupid question is this?
>Implying you wouldn't want a GF/Wife who can cook like the devil
>Implying you wouldn't want a GF/Wife who has multiple arms for the best cuddles.
>Implying you wouldn't want a GF/Wife who is a breadwinner and never needing money ever
Whoever says no is weak.
>>9590756
She's married to her work.
>>9585164
>>Her hands tend to wander, too.
Well, it's a lot of hands to keep track of.
>>9593182
>three-fingered hands
>three-toed feet
Muffet is a spider, not an Elite from Halo.
>>9593442
Shut up and eat your donut.
>>9593536
It got the color wrong, too. Muffet's ingame sprite is purple; why the hell do artists keep coloring her light blue or bright pink
I don't get it
>>9593862
That's a right pretty mouth you have their, anon.
It'd look even better with a donut in it.
Less noisy, too.
>>9570653
/co/ and /v/ say what's up.
>>9594440
Hitting the hay.
Goodnight, thread.
Stay alive.
>>9595144
We'll try
>>9586046
I'm gonna need a sauce on this one.
>>9595871
Jelly, an artist that /utg/ chased away.
https://jellythejelly.tumblr.com/post/156084043799/
More:
https://jellythejelly.tumblr.com/post/156115456704/
https://jellythejelly.tumblr.com/post/157130374109/
https://jellythejelly.tumblr.com/post/157088863019/
Spider
>>9597775
spoder
>>9596026
>10g for a Handjob
>1000g for cumming
So does that mean she'll just slap my dick around for a bit then stop before I cum?
>>9599620
no
>>9599620
>>9600021
>background spiders have knives
kek
>>9600380
>background spiders have guns
kek
>>9596026
danke
Spider pantsu~
>>9582443
>>9582855
>>9583338
>>9583564
>do not bake the baker
Too late.
>>9601381
>>9601393
>>9601403
>>9601410
>>9600976
3>~
Do you think muffet has little spidery poots? Like when she drinks too much tea she has lil airy spider toots that make her bloomers go "poof"?
>>9603517
fuck back off to your containment thread, fartfag
Posting rare spoder.
>>9603934
>>9603943
>>9603979
>>9603993
>>9604001
>>9604033
Spider-Bump.
>>9571592
That's Frisk turned into a spider and whored out to the public
>>9608107
>>9604054
floof
>>9584209
Brad no...
Muffs is for R A P E
>>9623592
d e l e t
>>9585552
This
>>9627480
angstrom
angstrom-nsfw.tumblr.com
>You will never experience Muffet wrapping your penis up in her silky smooth webbing.
>>9640073
T H I C C
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>>9603517
Can't you read anon, that's the web chute not the fart chute.