Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXII cont.
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
DAY 5!
BETRAYAL IN THE AIR, BOYS!
I would imagine twirling a knife around is difficult when your hands are the size of truck tires.
What's strange is that this decree is not from any country I know, but the "Mushroom Kingdom." What kind of crackpot wrote this...?
Again, imagine they both fell down. It's even funnier this time around.
>>9568428 (Altera)
>Upon noticing Altera attempting to ignore her (him), the boat wraps her (his) arms around the woman's waist, following along, the brown girl towering over her (him).
>>9568738
IT WASN'T GONNA KILL YOU, I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, YOU WOULD'VE BEEN FINE. STOP DOUBTING THE HEROES AND LET THEM DO THEIR JOB. YOU'RE JUST A PAINTER, YOU WOULDN'T KNOW ABOUT BEING A HERO. THAT'S A COKE, STOP ACTING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ONE BEFORE.
>>9568325 (FP)
Yeah we'll do that one of these days. And no problem, those little censors are really nice, it'd be a shame to waste them.
>>9568723 (Eurobeat anon)
I WISH as well... But it won't be me.
He'd be a real pal to hang out, yeah!
>>9568647 (Dogmom)
Well you can make cookies, or kisses people, say nice words to them... Just BE. CAREFUL.
>>9568758
And don't you forget it! The Koopa Kingdoom is going to take over this crummy place soon enough!
>>9568767
W-Whoops
G-Glad you liked it
>>9568758
Zzz... smoked ham... zzz...
>>9568739
I already told you, a healthy diet must be balanced! You wouldn't want to get sick, would you?
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ErNlS0XsLE
>>9568758
>The girl is disgusted to see that this person wears both boxers and panties.
I know what person I'm dealing with now.
NIGHT 5!
...Porn of him exists? People are fucked up, man.
You've made an incredibly arrogant mistake, Bulleta.
>>9568823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UUXcoIAc6I
What I'm most surprised about is that it's actually good despite 3/4ths of the members being from Creed.
>>9568823
>during a game
this is the level of intelligence metalfags are on
>>9568823
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VirLJjG31kQ
>>9568718 (Soviet)
Okay. How about now?
Yooob tvyooou maaa!
Ahem... Maybe Vodka would help.
>>9568754 (Yuubari)
Well... that's tempting, but you'll need more than a pretty face and some threats to win me over! You should probably try your luck with the anons or something. But I'm too genre savyy to fall for that.
Still nice to have met you though.
>>9568836
Got to keep up appearances of course!
>>9568714
I- Ermm...
>The Inkling hands the boy a E-Liter 3K, before walking away while staring at the new weapon she's gotten
>>9568758
Hey! This weapon's a phoony! You scammed me!
>The Inkling throws the weapon back at the boy, and he magically turns into an infant
I-I guess it's not a phoony?
>>9568792
You're too young to be one and that's saying something coming from me! A R T just so happens not to know any boundaries like that!
And what the crap is a coke? Can't act when it's genuine!
>>9568821
>>9568836
I eat all of my fruits and veggies, mister! Even all of the other stuff as well. Watch!
>Skipping towards the man, she takes a bite from his sandwich. A shit eating grin on her face.
>>9568823
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0YoUh0SjWc
...I-I blame my friends for showing me this.
>>9568836
...Huh? A snowball? Now that is some painfully ironic since my games will-
>Is suddenly encased in ice and dies a frigid death
>>9568801
Already shipping em out in mass production! This will most likely be my last post of the night since I'm be heading out tonight, so I'll see you around if I'm back! Have a good one, Fyxe!
>>9568836
I'm sure FP would have been able to melt that ice if she had been in the right conditions.
>>9568836
>>9568874
Just what do you think you're doing, child? Didn't your parents teach you manners?
Taking others' food is unacceptable!
UNACCEPTABLE!
F E A S T B O Y S
To think, I thought you all learned to not starve to death here. Alas, I was wrong. At least that's somewhat made up for by Shin-chan going total Randy Rhoads. Also, rest in peace, Randy.
>>9568801
Ooooh.. so kisses and cookies, got it, also don't shout at me, the dog mom here is me, remember?
>She probably misunderstood the kissing part but she is gonna try her best to be gentle
>>9568836
I don't listen to too much songs but I like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VStZiu7jUuU
>>9568909
Now that's some nice music if I've ever heard it!
>>9568872
THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS TOO YOUNG TO BE A HERO IF YOU'RE SAVING LIVES, RETARD, THAT'S WHY THERE'S SCHOOLS FOR IT. COKE'S BASICALLY JUST WATER BUT BETTER.
>>9568909
>like a fly in a bug zapper. This is an oddly fitting end.
>>9568909
Hey I finished listening to Brain dance.
I really like some of the riffs, especially the solo at 2:49 some others, not so much... Sounds like progressive metal, but I prefer rock in that regard.
Thanks for sharing it!
>>9568891
Have a nice night! Sweet dreams!
Still thank for
>>9568909
Eh? My cooking has never been THAT fatal..
>>9568902
>She spits out the piece she bit onto the ground, giving him another smile.
Oh, what's wrong? I am only having a healthy diet like you said! Teehee!
>>9568909
I'm sorry. I thought i came here to eat, not too listen to this crapfest.
>>9568909
Gao!
DAY 6!
You fool, you're only making her stronger! Again! ...I think. I have no idea how squidpeople operate.
Metal, unfortunately, conducts electricity.
Oh for fuck's sake, why couldn't you have gone with her? Or at least maybe killed yourself later fighting crime?
>>9568944
No problem. I'm always up for talking about metal, as well as punk, or just rock in general, really.
>>9568926
I wasn't yelling, I was just saying it loud and slow... Ah ah....
And yeah of course you're the mom, but you're not the boss of me now, okay? I like my freedom. Where are your children anyway?
>>9568990
>yfw dave x mayor ends up winning and asgore has to make the wincard
>>9568990
>Gorey, water = bad for Inklings.
>>9568856
I have a few bottles if you need it my friend, but i suggest you use kvass. Just as Russian, but with less alcohol to destroy the Western person's liver
NIGHT 6!
He can't help it, man. Lay off. ...Or she. I'm really not entirely sure.
I'm calling the police, Deku.
Speaking of police, he just looks like the type of guy they would be after. No surprise there.
>>9569010
Nice job jinxing it. :^)
>>9569018
Man, I don't remember this stuff. I never played Splatoon.
>>9568938
Never heard of them, you big fat lying man! And I don't believe you. Hmpf!
>She takes a sip and swishes it around for a bit, closing her eyes.
>Then she swallows the coke
...okayIbelieveyou.
Eating meat makes me want to die.
Who else?
Maybe I should just become a vegetarian.
>>9569018
Nice RP
>>9568891
>Later.
>>9568990
Woaaaah!
>The girl trips somehow, throwing all the flowers on Bowser and splashing all of the water on the squid.
I can be so clumsy sometime! Sorry if I have troubled you.
>She doesn't get up from the ground, hiding the huge grin on her face at doing this.
>>9568990
Hey! Watch it girlie!
I don't like it when people mess with the do!
>>9568856
Don't think of it so harshly, I'm just making an offer. if you don't want to take it I won't like you any less and I hope you won't think less of me for making it.
>>9569007
That sounds like something a teen would say... I-I mean, my little cinnamon bun is sleeping so I got time to be in here
>>9569035
Have fun being bald loser!
>>9568958
But that doesn't excuse you from following the proper etiquette! Behave yourself, child, unless you want to become part of the main course yourself!
DAY 7!
Please just let him rot in his own filth. For my sake.
>>9569044
BIG? YEAH, MAYBE. FAT? NO. LYING? OF COURSE NOT! A HERO NEVER LIES, THAT'S AGAINST THE RULES, PROBABLY, SOMEWHERE. YOU FROM SOME KIND OF DESERT OR THIRD WORLD COUNTRY OR SOMETHING? OBVIOUSLY YOU MUST BE FROM SOMEWHERE TERRIBLE IF YOU'VE GOT NO COKE.
>>9569085
Well, that's incredibly disgusting.
NIGHT 7!
Just...Just let it go. It's not worth trying to clean it afterwards.
>>9569035
Ugh!
>Taking out her gun, she begins to shout everytime time she shoots at the computer.
Why. Does. This. EXIST?!
>>9569080
What are you saying? That you want to eat me? I sure hope the cops weren't around to hear that!
>>9569085
The bible's amazing. It is my favorite piece of fiction!
>>9569019
You know, I'm HG 1# drinking contest champion, just ask Ivan he will tell you.
Just give you your strongest vodka and I'll scream any russian stuff you want!
>>9569057
Oh! Great then.. I don't have anything against demons or what, but I just think having a soul is nice.
No proble Yuubari, you're great to be around.
>>9569061
A-A teen?... But I'm 21...
Oh well she looks.... I can see.... *how* she's your daughter after all... I could be too as well.
>She gazes in a moment into Dogmom's clevage but quickly looks away, she just isn't used to see someone bigger than her, a dog nonetheless.
>>9568891
>>9569115
Now this is a story all about how my life got flip-turned upside down.
Now you just take a minute and sit right there, I'll tell you how I became the Fresh Koop of Bel-Air.
>>9569115
>She pulls out a rocket launcher far too big to hold from her basket as she chase her bike.
You little fags! Get your shit off my stuff!
DAY 8!
Oh, nice, I was getting worried we'd hit another day of peace. Thanks for being dumb!
>>9569153
Deku looks really pissed...
Hey, isn't that Mokou?
O
Pfft we already know the winner then.
>>9569153
Who in their right mind would sign their name here?
That's incredibly stupid.
NIGHT 8!
You know, I would comment on how that broken event happened thrice and is funnier to think about each time, or how much you guys are being dumbasses, or how brutal one tribute is being...but I'm starting to panic instead.
>>9569116
What are you saying? Is eating illegal now? Are the animals of the forest sued for surviving?
>>9569188
KICK HER ASS MIDORIYAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9569090
Hey! I'll have you know that my desert is a first-world country! We've got the finest artists like...ANYWHERE!
>>9569124
I remember. Bit unhappy with how Ivan lost to you, but at least you don't go crazy when you get drunk. To put it loosely, I don't want another cyka to jump on me.
>>9569124
>Dog mom wasn't dumb at all and noticed those eyes looking directly to her clevage
Hmm.. those eyes are looking at a dangerous zone but I can't blame you, they are pretty big to not look at them, even woman looks at them
where did she go
OHHEYACTUALLYITALLENDSNEXTSLIDESOPLACEYOURBETS
OHGODHELPME
>>9569188
See you later, us!
>>9569208
AREN'T MOST FAMOUS ARTISTS DEAD OR SOMETHING AND THAT'S WHY THEY'RE FAMOUS
HOW DO YOU GUYS MAKE MONEY
>>9569153
It would be better for everyone if you two just die you mouth breathing, headache inducing, dykes.
>>9569188
>Getting up barely, the girl spits out a tooth at him. Despite all of the injuries, she still has time to smile.
What are you waiting for, hero? Finish me!
>>9569219
FIFTY BUCKS ON DEKU!!!
>>9569219
Hmm, I bet for bowser, he's a big guy after all
>>9569188
>The only thing Izuku manages to let fly is a bunch of angry yelling and almost animalistic growling. It's safe to say that he went a little nuclear.
Panic has turned into numbness.
>>9569249
For you.
>>9569219
That Dave x Mayor guy....
I dunno, he's been doing fairly well.
>>9569216
Y-Yeah sorry about that! I'm not used to see that, that's all...
Damn... stop putting me in the anon's shoes already...
>>9569269
.... This can't be serious.
>>9569269
OH COME ON!
I WAS SO CLOSE!
>>9569269
>>9569269
Thank fuck
>>9569269
FIGHT HIM YOU PUSSYYYYYYY
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>>9569269
fucking rigged fuck you asgore youy fuckijng faggot never host again iny our fuckiknng life jesus christ eat my shoes you cock suckign cunt
CONGRATULATIONS INKLING!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion...AND the first three-time champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>9569248
>>9569249
>>9569290
J-I-N-X-E-D
>>9569269
Nice cancer winner.
>>9569193
I don't think it is right to eat humans but I didn't expect dumbies like you to tell the difference anyway!
>Keeping her eyes locked with him, she begins to reach into her basket.
Lets not turn this into a problem mister.
>>9569318
Like always, the winner sucks hard. This one especially. Thanks I guess.
>>9569318
My congratulations to the winner, and my thanks to you for hosting
>>9569334
Well now I just feel stupid.
But first, the Placements, followed by the Summary.
Also, reminder that since this was the 72nd game, the Third Gorey Gauntlet Champion will happen ASAP, with the top 3 getting their own events in the code, and the winner getting to write his or her own event about himself or herself. Shaun can still host, since I only post the Reaping/Final 3/Winner/Placements/Summary.
>>9569342
oh, forgot to link
>>9569318
>>9569318
>>9569342
>>9569352
Grrr...
Good job.
You're lucky that this wasn't Mario Kart! Or I would have left you in the dust!
Thank you for hosting, host.
I'm going to bed.
>>9569209
Cyka? Does that mean slut or something? Just a guess on my part.
Oh well, he lost fair and square, but we'll have our revenge one of these days, Let's hope you'll be in the public.
Now I think I'll take a break, we'll drink another time. See ya!
>>9569318
Welp... I didn't go far but thank you for keeping the heat alive after me! It was a cool game!
Congratulations
>>9569352
Thanks for the match.
What's Sanae doing in ERP?
>>9569318
I don't know if i should be happy that the squid kud won or upset that i gave away a winning spot.
Congratulations, happy you won, excetera excetera.
>>9569352
I--Whaa--Oh hey! I don't really remember how...but I managed to get second place! Thanks for hosting.
>>9569318
Congrats Squiddo, and thanks for the fun!
>>9569366
Sleep with one eye open, King Koopa!
>>9569318
Congrats...
>>9569352
Thanks for the chance! Hee!
>>9569332
Then... behave and don't take what belongs to others!
>>9569352
Uh... Congrats to the squid and thanks for hosting!
>>9569366
Pfft, As if!
I bet'cha can't even get yer turtle butt into a kart, old man.
>>9569352
Thanks for hosting
>>9569402
Kek
>>9569393
It's a different Sanae because ERP can't be original with their avas
>>9569269
>>9569294
Oh well, you did your best and that's what counts
>>9569293
>pets the pup
it's fine, everyone could do the same.. well, there's a bigger dog in town, and that's me!
>>9569318
You did good, young girl, keep doing the good work!
>>9569352
Thanks for the game host
>kissu lips
>>9569402
ayy
>>9569334
>He grows more and more annoyed with every poke, eventually turning his teeth to steel and chomping down on the brush.
IT MUST NOT BE VERY GOOD ART IF YOU CAN'T EVEN AFFORD VENDING MACHINES.
>>9569318
Felicidades!
>>9569352
Fue chido participar.
>>9569402
>>9569435
>I don't get a kiss
I might as well die.
SHAUN OF THE DEAD?
>>9569378
Close, but it means bitch. Which you literally are, a nice one, but the word has a set definition. If you are offended, I have body armor for that thin skin.
>>9569435
I'm not sure how to feel about that now.... I guess I'll have to get used being number2.
Oh well, I'll take a small break now. See you around! Bye!
>>9569481
> very soon lad after i watch this video
>>9569450
>It tastes like paint. A lotta paint.
HEY! Get off my brush!
>She grunts, trying to yank the poor drawing implement out from the grip
Don't make me paint you!
>>9569317
>>9569322
>Excessively clears throat, to the point where it sounds like I may be choking to death.
...You mad?
>>9569332
>>9569334
>>9569344
>>9569366
>>9569378
>>9569391
>>9569394
>>9569403
>>9569410
>>9569419
>>9569421
>>9569426
>>9569435
>>9569461
No problem. Thanks for playi-
>Suddenly gets smooched by the dog mom.
...I-I have conflicting feelings...
Stay tuned for Shawn's game and a little side action from the Championship.
>>9569508
>He lets his grip of the brush go and spits at the ground, trying to get the unpleasant taste of paint out of his mouth.
THEN STOP FUCKING WITH ME, WHAT'D YOU EXPECT WOULD HAPPEN? WHAT KIND OF A THREAT IS PAINTING ME? GO AHEAD AND PAINT ME, IT'LL JUST MAKE ME LOOK COOLER
>>9569480
You get a kiss too, sweetie
>kissus the anon
>>9569500
>kissus the fyxe before she leaves
>>9569520
That's my form to thank you for the game
>>9569419
is that all you have to say? You're not even worth wasting a bullet on.
>Removing her hand from the basket, she gives him an seemingly innocent smile.
Did I say that? I mean that it was your fault for talking about eating and balance in my diet after all! Teehee!
>>9569366
Go sleep in the snow lizard.
is it okay if i make a new thread?
>>9569555
Anyone they paint turns gay.
>>9569567
Ok with me.
>>9569567
Only if you bring me shrubbery!
>>9569579
Does that mean he'll turn straight?
>>9569579
Fine, if you want that!
>Zeri used Desaturate!
>With a swing a wave of grey-glowing paint from her brush out of thing air, coating him in it.
>>9569623
Yeeouch.
>>9569623
I dont know Kaito why don't you try it on yourself.
>>9569625
>>9569555
Now I'm really feeling like an idiot.
>>9569623
>sprays with water bottle
Bad Wendy. Bad.
>>9569579
THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE THOUGH, PAINT DOESN'T TURN PEOPLE GAY
>>9569625
...
>Tetsutetsu looks down at his hands. He then sweeps his gaze around his arms, his chest, and down to his feet. After a brief moment to calculate what had just happened, he raises his head back towards her.
ARE YOU GONNA PAINT ME OR NOT, I'M WAITING
I want to fuck Bianca