Hunger Games Thread / HG Thread: The Gauntlet LXXII
[What is the Hunger Games?]
In these threads, someone may call for “First24/36/48/unlimited”. When that happens, reply to the post with a name and picture of an avatar you want to use as a tribute in a Hunger Games simulation. You should also put gender in case it isn’t clear. From there, just sit back and watch as the host of the game runs the sim and puts your tribute in a fight to the death with all the rest entered!
During games and during downtime, many people RP as their main avatars (or “avas”). It’s not necessary, but it’s recommended to fully feel like you’re in the game. Don’t be shy to just jump right in!
Now: First 48 for The Gauntlet LXXII.
No dupes, I reserve the right to ban who I want, blah blah, whatever.
>>9567391
Vinny
>>9567391
Bulleta
>>9567391
TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU
>>9567391
Lum!
Us
>>9567391
Xayah
>>9567391
Ridley
dave x mayor
Reigen Arataka
Mikun
>>9567391
Stratos
Cream
>>9567391
Ash Crimson
>>9567391
Shin-chan
>>9567391
Yuubari
Kaho
Francis
Deku
Bowser
>>9567391
Shaun
Len
>>9567391
Magma Grunt
>>9567391
Re=L Rayford
Chika Takami
>>9567391
Dog mom
Starman
Ryougi Shiki
Lana's mother
Phil Elverum
Kosaku Kawajiri
Eric Andre
Peacock
>>9567391
Nei-First
>>9567391
Stocking Anarchy
Furry porn
Altera
Suz
>>9567391
Skarpne
Aubrey
Fuxe
>>9567391
Dragon girl.
>>9567391
Sagiri
Catling gun
Joker
>>9567391
Regidad
>>9567391
Arashi
tfw shitposted by someone I like
>Entry
Leomon
The King in Yellow
>>9567450
>brooms back to /erp/
Inkling
>>9567391
Gascoigne
This Little Shit
Comrade Soviet
>>9567443
This looks like a discount Astaroth
>>9567436
wtf I love Lana's mother now
>>9567474
If he doesn't canon die by the end of this I'm gonna be pissed. Wtf is Telltale thinking with this character. "Oh they'll start to like him eventually he'll be like Ben 2.0"
No
Fuck off Telltale
No he won't, he's a little shit that needs to get a bullet in the head
>>9567471
>Stays for the perverts and whores hiding here.
you give me dry ice & i dont know what to do with the shit. "is this mother fucker really posting about dry ice" yes. wet ice is good though
>>9567452
Hey! I remember that one. Really funny hehe
>>9567419
>>9567323 (Yuubari)
Well... just use google then... But why do you even need a japanese map anyway? You already know how to get out of it.
>>9567477
>>9567337 (Soviet)
Well, you know me Soviet I know nothing about politics and all so... just don't kill innocents okay? Ah ah
Oh hey. I've got this for you
>Gives him an Ivan Braginsky vodka®
>>9567382 (Shikamaze)
W-Well... it's just really difficult to remember 48 names and all. I recall the big ones, or those the crowd really hates and that's all....
But if you tell me her name I will.
>>9567384
Thanks for being here Dogmom
>>9567436
Wut
Shimakaze
(Male)
Any requirements for Shaun games?
I still want that 60 tribute option, but holy hell would the early slides be long, then.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>9567478
>I can see that. But, that is the artist interpretation.
>>9567530
I accept this challenge.
>>9567510
>tfw thinking of playing Clementine again
>is reminded about Season 3, which I still haven't even looked at
How shit is it?
>>9567436
>C-Change this please
>>9567530
Once more, all shall fall before the sword.
>tfw late again
i guess ill make a greeting post later
>>9567530
I like to believe I'm ready...so let's just go.
>>9567530
>>9567436
>>9567549
>>9567530
Looks perfect host!
It's Showtime!
using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,
>>9567547
It's fuckin awful honestly. It's done some good things but it doesn't have anywhere near the love put into it as 1 or even the effort put into it as 2. At this point they're just pumping them out for as much money as possible. The last chapter had completely unfinished zombie textures in plain sight.
>>9567446
>Shimakaze (Male) kicks up dirt and points her (his) head down similar to a bull, getting ready to charge at the brown girl.
>>9567515
T-That's the problem! I don't know her name...
>>9567547
You play a spic, white people are evil and Clementine gets into a relationship with the spics younger brother.
Also, literal Jesus is in the game.
>>9567445
>>9567378
How I do it?...
Well I pretty much don't. I'm really awful at HG, except that one time where I fought naked and all....
So yeah, I'm better as a host and everything.
How is your code going by the way?
>>9567530
I'm already excited to fight my caricature! Let's go!
>>9567473
>>9567530
Give this beast of a man my spot. I want to see how well he does and whether he's worth eating up.
>>9567530
>>9567441
>>9567472
>>9567530
>Kaho mutters a short prayer, giving a short blessing to herself and her district before the battle begins
>>9567530
May the best win!
>>9567515
Hell is very very large. I didn't really get out so quickly using my own power to be honest.
>>9567588
u da bes
>>9567563
I presume you want the picture changed to this one: >>9567549
>>9567585
You sure you wanna swap me in?
>>9567596
yeah thats probably why they linked it dumbass
>>9567515
I have to be here to protect my little puppies
>winks
>>9567596
If that's possible, yes.
>>9567515
>takes the bottle and stares at the bottle for a few seconds
Thanks, this will help me get though the night if things go to shit, and I can try to not kill hostage.
>>9567530
Well, good luck to those who made it. I guess I'll wait
>>9567530
Geheheeeeh... what a delightful feast awaits!
>>9567575
>Altera silently points her sword at the boat, if she were to charge now, she would likely impale herself on the prismatic blade.
>>9567573
>>9567576
>The last chapter had completely unfinished zombie textures in plain sight.
>Clementine gets into a relationship with the spics younger brother.
Fuck, is it seriously that bad? Literally the only thing I've heard about the game is that one time Clementine mentions her period and even then I know that's a given for women
>>9567547
You have a talk with clementine about what a period is, so it's pretty great.
>>9567530
I'm ready for battle, Comrad!
>>9567588
May the biggest win.
>>9567382
Fine by me! I do me and you continue to be a freak no one wants. Everyone important is happy that way.
>>9567530
So many freaks here. Let's see if they're worth anything.
Teehee! I'm ready when you are!
>>9567585
Accepted.
>>9567607
Just double-checking, my man. Untwist those panties.
Starting ASAP
>>9567530
Us are ready
>>9567530
Ojala no muera a la primera.
>>9567575
Hmmm looking at you... I'd say that you found the girl you were looking for, right?
Have fun then.
>>9567592
Well... Just download the map on google then, there is everything on the internet.
And don't worry, that was an accident, you look way to nice to end up in hell.
Yuubari right? Call me Fyxe, nice to meetcha!
>>9567609
>Worried smile
Heeh... It's true that you kinda look like my mom but... I think you're mistaking me for someone else... ah ah
>>9567614
No problem Soviet! Nice to see you're still kicking! Good luck in the game!
>>9567653
You know the person that said that wasn't Lana's momfag right?
>>9567623
>>9567530
I'm sure a proud man as yourself would enjoy this arena if you got the chance. For now take your time to observe it and make your own strategies.
>>9567637
That was one of the better moments of part 3, just because you see that even though clementine is like 13 or however old she is she never had anyone explain to her what a period is and it reminds you she's still just a kid. It's a well done scene. The rest of it though? Fuck the rest of it. Your choices just straight up don't matter. You'll make a big major choice and then they'll say to your face "HAHA NO I'M GONNA DO WHAT I WANT" and then things play out how they would've if you would've picked the other choice
There are just flat out wrong and right answers now, the illusion of choice is BARELY there. It's like watching a movie now.
>>9567606
I'm busy with some wrestling game right now, so you can go right ahead and have my spot.
>>9567584
Seems not all of you are as dim-witted as you appear. I'll be sure to come out with a blood-stained blade.
>>9567584
>>9567653
>>9567450
Hey little rag guy, you didn't miss my request did you? I really want to see that beastly hunk man take my spot.
>>9567629
>Shimakaze (Male) spots the blade out of the corner of her (his) eye, and slowly trudges forward, coming to a halt at the blade's tip. The only thing that touches Altera is the boat's black bunny ears.
>>9567547
The only redeeming part about it is Jesus from the comic book the binle being in it
>>9567659
>flips off the fox without turning around
>>9567659
all the puppies are my puppies
>>9567686
Good thing I always check even after I say my usual spiel. Accepted.
>>9567663
...Then...?
AHHHHHH
>>9567681
If you insist
>>9567659
Even if there is a map I can just get through googling, I don't really have anything to keep it on. As for whether or not I belong in hell..Well It's nice to meet you so let's not think too much about that. You wouldn't happen to have a desire for wealth or fame would you?
>>9567688
...Y-You're welcome....
>>9567694
Oh! Great then ah ah but really just call me Fyxe... You were pretty great in the game, too bad for that whole communist revolution thing.
>hands her a paw
Nice to meet you
>>9567710
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9567688
Foolish girl, leave me be already.
>Altera pulls her sword back, quickly slashing at the ears making contact with her, cutting off the bunny ears from the boat's headband
==STEPS OUT OF==
>>9567659
Thanks and nice to see you back here. Thought you left for good my friend. Wish you luck too, and I will be using 5.45 ammo for this fight.
>>9567710
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
>>9567682
A blood stained blade, oooh this'll be a delight to record then. Make them scream real good!
>>9567710
Ahh…
>>9567639
I've heard. Give me a minute I'm just going to buy Season 3 for that moment and that moment alone
>>9567679
Oh fuck that reminds me I need to actually replay Season 2 sometime, if I decide to play her again I'm basically fucked since I've forgotten a few things about her
Fuck, man, The Walking Dead used to be a fucking great game. What happened? Are you telling me I have to pick the opposite choice if I want one thing to happen?
>>9567688
>tfw haven't touched any other part of TWD except for the games
you would think that i wouldn't be such of a shithead
>>9567710
>>9567718
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9567664
Any fight I can't win with my own strength and will, where I have to rely on some premade plan and not the things I do in the moment, is not a fight I want to win
>>9567710
AAAAAAAAA!
>>9567745
>>9567710
> violent shaking
>>9567748
Yes. It's such a predictable formula. They present you with two choices, you pick one, and then the opposite thing you expected to happen happens. So, if you want what you want to happen to happen, just pick the opposite choice. Everyone'll hate you, but you'll still get your original choice. Woooo.
>>9567750
>>9567761
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>All this cancer
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>9567761
>when you step on a lego
>>9567710
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH
>>9567754
Well that's a strategy in itself isn't it? You need to do some form of training to ensure you've got the strength to act in the moment right?
>>9567710
Aah...
>>9567710
GAOOOOOOOOO
>>9567710
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>9567710
Gao!
If I have to make a wincard for "dave x mayor," by the way, I'm probably just going to curl up on the floor and cry.
BLOODBATH!
You better treat her with the upmost respect. God forbid you get on her bad side.
I feel as though that worked out in Suz' favor.
Big drinkers can come in small packages.
FP and Fyxe arriving together, in a fashion I can only perceive as "accurate for one of them."
She didn't even need the unicorn!
>>9567716
>she was going to give her the paw too but instead of that she hugs her instead
Nice to meet you, fyxe!
>>9567710
Ahhhhhhh
>>9567808
THAT'S NOT MY WISH AT ALL
>>9567815
>not A-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H
>>9567808
God damn it
I don't like...it
>>9567808
All your winscreen is is the entry pic on a template anyways. I don't see what the big deal is if that tribute wins.
>>9567710
>>9567765
>>9567726
I'm not taken down so easily ah ah...
Alright let's go and do our best
>she runs into the arena!
>>9567808
Hey now I'm listening to the song you gave me.
Now that's what I call a GROOVE!
Thanks a lot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJE058TJkHI
And of course the BEST team is out there to kick asses
>>9567808
Show ti-
>fucking dies
>>9567808
>dying in the bloodbath
I hate this.
>>9567837
GAOOOO
>>9567821
Vrrrrrrrrrrr
>>9567710
BLYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
>>9567808
Ah yes, I go down like the jobber I am.
>>9567808
What the FUCK is that?!
> vinny kills it
The nightmare's over chat, you can look back now
>>9567808
Ugh... what a lame start to the day.
>>9567808
Well, that was nice and all but I think it's time to go our separate ways. Good luck.
>>9567821
Why are you looking at me like that? I didn't do something wrong did I?
>>9567773
??? So if I want someone to die I need to make sure they live until Telltale tells me to go fuck myself? What sort of bullshiterry is this
Alright, so I guess I won't need to play Season 3 if I'm going to play Clementine. I might as well just keep her at her Season 2 state
>>9567836
>>9567860
>Soviet
>>9567786
That's a good point, actually. And that's part of why I'm in this place. To get stronger and stronger to defend the weak
>>9567842
This can't be happening! Joker! JOOOOKER!
>>9567808
Food must always be properly seasoned before eaten! Heee!
>>9567719
>Shimakaze (Male) falls to the floor after her (his) precious bunny ears are cut, foaming at the mouth and convulsing as she (he) twitches on the floor violently.
>>9567808
WOOOOMMMYY
>The Inkling yells, before throwing the keg at the giant dragon(?)
>>9567808
Ahhh!
Nothing like a refreshing keg of Koopa Brew to really get the bloodbath started!
>Bowser turns is head to see the man's head crushed by the flattened crushed metal keg.
Oh.
Well, he couldn't have been able to hold it down anyways.
>>9567808
Ahhh sorry, love!
>>9567872
Yes, do that. I don't want to say Clementine is ruined in season 3 but fuck if she isn't going down that road.
>>9567839
It's only you this time because I missed the game. Yob tvyou mat...
>>9567808
>Altera remains silent, staying in the back as the unlikely group arrives to the arena.
>>9567897
>Altera ignores the writhing girl, walking off once again
>>9567886
Tell Makoto...
>cough
She's worst... girl.
>ded
>>9567849
>>9567808
>The hooded girl smiles widely at the weapon. Her twitching can be clearly seen y anyone close to her.
Anything else, your majesty?
>>9567929
g-gao...
>>9567883
To defend the weak? That's an interesting goal, though normal. I'll leave you be to observe the battles.
>>9567712
>>9567815
Just print it really. It's not that hard...
Oh and Well I have!! I don't think it's a secret for anyone though... Do you have a deal or something to propose me?
>>9567813
>she's pressed against dogmom, holy shit her breasts are gigantic, even she can't compete with that.
I...I can't breath...
>>9567913
Wait before I go fuck off and stop being OOC, is Kenny/Jane alive? I know virtually nothing else about Season 3, but I hear that they might have died
DAY 1!
I would kill to see ANY of those tributes performing yoga, just for the entertainment value.
"REGIDAD used THUNDERWAVE!"
Fyxe and her illegitimate, retarded half-sister are already bonding it seems. Meanwhile, I, too, would want to have my eyes removed after seeing that tribute yesterday.
RNGsus' current track record is 2:2. Can we go for 3:3? Find out tomorrow!
All anime girls look the same, man. You could have rated those three any way you wanted and I wouldn't have second-guessed it.
Mikun is, quite indeed, showing no remorse. Quite earlier, too. That's always a nice sign.
>>9567828
It means I have to stare at that abomination for longer than I ever wanted to.
>>9567839
No problem. It's stupidly groovy for an Annihilator song. I have yet to find a song of theirs like it, really.
>>9567926
>Returns one week earlier
>>9567951
Nah, they're dead.
IT WAS JUST A PRANK
PLEASE
>>9567875
>>9567940
Maybe I could do that. So, what if I could uh, "help" you create something nice that would bring in a lot of money and fame for you?
>>9567965
I might not just to spite you.
>>9567926
>Atleast he died with a good opinion
>>9567939
Good luck to you, then
>>9567965
Come onnn...what was it? It was Magmagruntsomethimgsomething, I know for a fact...aw jeez. I think I'll just ask about it later.
>>9567965
WHAT THE FUCK? HOW HOT IS THIS FIRE?! I'M.. MELTING?! NOTHING'S EVER MELTED ME BEFORE, I'M STEEL, FIRE CAN'T MELT STEEL! IT'S JUST FIRE!
>>9567969
Fucking Telltale, the one fucking person I want to stay alive and they kill him off because "muh emotion"
Thanks for notifying me lad, I'll go back to playing TWD and maybe RPing once I get the drive to
>>9567582
So, what you're saying is go into the arena naked 24/7?
...I wouldn't have any shame doing that, but I'm pretty sure I'd get a lot more death threats if I flopped my tits into view. Ah, the struggles...
A-as for my code? No progress today! Added some rather humorous death events that aren't completely a slap in the face. Still throwing in some old movie/song reference events that some will enjoy. From the direction its going, I might just make it a complete chaos game rather than center it slightly around winter-eqsue stuff. Haha, I'll have to share it with you sometime so I can get some input.
>>9567808
Riding in with style!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIP1onhbyc0
>>9567965
What...? I heard dragon teeth were valuable. Plus,if you overlook the excruciating pain, this is pretty kinky.
>>9567994
nice rp
>>9567965
>Though very happy at first, Hood sighs at what is before her as she puts away her gun.
I have a few things I won't do. That being one of them.
>>9567940
Don't worry you will be fine, I give this kind of hugs to everyone every day so just waits a seeecooond... ok you are free now
>She stops wrapping her arms around the titty puppy, letting her breath after such suffocating hug
>>9567965
A turkey? Perfect! It's time for lunch and I'm starving!
>Stratos chases after the turkey, leaving Suz in the hands of the others.
>>9567965
>The Koopa King tries his hardest to stay balanced on his tippy-claws, but his center of gravity only makes him collapse into the ground.
This yoga thing sucks. I'll stick to my weightlifting, thanks.
>>9567929
Gao?
>>9567915
Did you sneeze or something,?
Sorry I really can't understand russian...
Oh that's sucks a lot... hmm. Maybe you'd like to do something then so you'll not feel left out?
>>9567965
Yeah, if you've got others stuff like that, link them to me...
And you know, my clone might look... weird but she isn't a bad person... We even share the same musical tastes ahah!
>>9567994
>Posts this shit
>"Why do people think I'm cancer they're wrong I RP"
川尻功作
>>9567965
>Gorey being correct at pokemon for once
Holy shit
>>9567897
IT WAS JUST A PRANK
A PRANK
>>9568055
>THUNDERWAVE
>RW
>No space
Not quite
>>9567897
>fucks asshole
>>9568042
Yob tvyou mat, the direct translation is, "motherfucker" or "fuck your mother", but it really is another general swear word used when you suddenly lose connection and can't play War Thunder for the next few days.
>>9568041
>>9567934
>leaves to destroy another day
NIGHT 1!
You better make a rhyme about not killing yourself, STAT.
Bowser is known for his nefarious schemes. This really isn't one of them.
Perhaps if you were a Registeel, it would have registered something.
The Cult of Peacock sure is, uh...something.
>>9568042
Try this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpCefrmlXJQ
>>9568055
I've been playing Nuzlocke Fire Red. I've learned a lot more than I ever knew about moves and type advantages.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCiDuy4mrWU
Music found in post-Nazi Germany, written to motivate escaping Jews circa 1939
>>9567992
That'd be awesome Yuubari. I might even have the fundings with all the (you)$ I got last game.
What do you have in min- >>9568106
...
W-Was your idea reccording a snuff movie or what?!
>>9568106
Thanks I'll try it.
>>9568106
Are you sure I sh--
>Izuku freezes in place as he hears the back door creak up.
...We're totally screwed.
>>9568125
Takumi is a small fry compared to me.
>>9568106
Well golly! It will be a toughie for you two to make anyone laugh let alone me. I think one good way is to play five finger filet!
>>9567920
>>9568059
>Shimakaze (Male) quickly gets on her (his) knees, following the woman on them while wiping her (his) mouth.
Hey, you were supposed to help me up! Why are you so cold?!
>>9568106
>Cuts through her spine and then pries her head off.
No hard feelings I hope.
>>9568151
Nah, just trying to win. Now, if you really want it, I'll need you to sign something.
>>9568106
I bet....
>The Inkling rummages through her pockets, and takes out a small plastic bag of coins and a few crumpled dollars
However much this is. What 'bout you?
>>9568106
But will there be popcorn? Or any snacks? I'm really hungry...
>also, how can Suz watch a movie if she's blind?
>>9568106
Hey! This is a perfect plan! Now they're an easy target! And soon, they'll learn to hate each other, eventually escalating to them strangling each other!
You just don't see things the way a genius in plan-making does!
>>9568018
Just use the censors you gave me then! They've been quite useful to me today. And I don't think that's against the rules.
>
And I see... well be careful with references, make sure everyone can understand the events, that's the number 1 rule I guess.
I should really add more myself. We should brainstorm sometimes on discord
DAY 2!
That's what you deserve for trying to indoctrinate that which is rogue. And also a completely insane killer.
Reminds me of when the crowd chants your name during Brawl. Except not me, because I'm terrible at video games.
He was only sliiiightly off with his previous prediction.
Get a few drinks going, and that D&D group is going to look like an absolute fucking party.
>>9568177
Inkling Milf is cute
>>9568206
Post uncensored
>look away one slide
>i'm dead
thanks for rigging asgore
*tips hat*
>>9568208
Alright, just keep me from going down and I'll lay on the damage.
>>9568208
Bowser Bowser Bowser Bowser Bowser!
Booowwwser!
Bowser! Bowser Bowser!
...
Alright, this Pokemon charade is getting dumb.
>>9568199
>That underbite tho
>>9568208
Gahahahaaaa! A tasty snack shows up! And it thinks it can threaten me! Hee!
>Stratos then shoots... a swarm of carnivorous flies.
>>9568029
*cough* *cough* Th-Thanks... W-Well I love giving hugs too and... I think I understand what the anons feel now...
>>9568098
Okay I'll try to remember it. Well, the only russian stuff I know is Dostoeivsky, but it will be useful... somehow
>>9568176
Hmm really?
Hey now, don't pull a "sign this and sell me your soul" kind of deal, okay?
You just came back from hell after all... but if it isn't that, yeah sure!
>>9568244
I told you Vino. NO
And by the way, where were you earlier? I needed to see your revenge in Volleyball...
>>9568276
Coming from Mr. Overbite.
>>9568208
>The girl reaches into her basket, deciding at the last second to not shoot at the clouds.
Just be a waste of ammo. Gotta keep seeing the ugly bitch for now.
>>9568173
>Altera continues to ignore the annoying boat girl, having much better things to do than play with her.
NIGHT 2!
You're a torturous asshole, Vinny.
You in particular really, really should not be surprised about seeing a UFO, all things considered.
Please let that symbol be the DeviantArt logo.
We hate you too, Lum.
Watch out for flying tits, Bowser!
>>9568195
She can still listen to it. That works especially well if it's a musical.
>>9568259
No problem. Thanks for playing!
>>9568206
W-wew...
Yeah, use em to your hearts content. I'll have to slap em on mine if thats the case. Maybe that will enact RNGesus to be a little less harsh with me. Maybe then I can have the old curse of getting into second place again!
Yep! I'm making sure that they aren't completely out there. Most of them are pop culture that aren't too invasive or cancerous.
Ohh~! Sounds like fun! I'd be more than happy to do that!
>>9568315
Hahahaahahaha
Kumin Tsuyuri
>>9568288
Will help when things get bad. Then again, in your case, things rarely go bad unless it is a very special and extremely pizdec'd day.
>>9568307
>Shimakaze (Male) gets up off the ground and follows mere inches from Altera, but keeps her (his) hands to herself (himself).
>>9568296
Hey, what can I say? I'm a man of a few words.
>>9568315
F my clone... You did better than me.
Hey now I've listened to that other song. That bass is crazy! I think I prefer the first one, but it's good too!
>>9568288
You may not know me very well so trusting me may be hard. But I didn't intend to lie to you. I am asking for you to sell your soul, but not to me. I'm just doing work for another. But honestly you don't have much to lose, your soul is already pretty damned so if you just sell it to my guy you'll be able to reap the benefits and maybe the torment will be lighter if you don't become too bad a person.
>>9568315
(Damn it! How could they know?! And who's the cunt that drew all over it? Alright. Gotta stay calm and cute. Calm and cute.)
>Ripping of the poster and putting it in her basket, the girl skips away from the scene.
>>9567284
>>9567819
>Zeri takes a good, dramatic pause to savor the irony of this all, before starting to slap Tetsutetsu on the back a few times with the not-soft part of her brush.
Don't go dying on me! That's MY job here!
>>9568338
And I thought I was late.
>>9568288
is lovely, isn't it? hugging should be something obligatory because it makes people feel good, there should be a day about hugging! but I think valentine's day is enough for me
>>9568315
WHAT THE-
>>9568315
A-all right, either I'm tripping out or the lava lamp looks like its going to take a chomp out of my hand. I-is this what a bad trip is like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upeMmis6eQE
>>9568315
>>9568367
>honestly, Stratos is just going along with Inkling in hopes of having fried calamari tonight.
DAY 3!
But...why would you ever WANT to reach them...?
Gamers suck at actual sports. And no, video gaming is not an actual sport, shut up.
Which one? She's got about a thousand!
Peacocks are actually quite antagonistic to their fellow birds. I learned that on Animal Planet.
>>9568348
I thought about it, and I think you may like this one better since it's slower-paced but still pretty groovy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HupelZBXrgQ
Be warned, though, that it's from the POV of a schizo, so it's also a bit weird.
>>9568391
She never said she'd show them.
Dubs decides what I write about
>>9568372
O-ohh... I didn't notice. This is embarrassing.
>>9568348
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAaGbmeTw2c
Here
Have another multi-hour eurobeat mix. If you start wondering about the sound quality about an hour in, copyright bullshit happened
>>9568315
Disappointing. Thank you for the game.
>>9568343
>Altera continues to walk off, no intentions of turning around to acknowledge the boatgirl as she leaves
>>9568288
Dunno, thinking about just making Vino my OOC ava from here on out really. He's fun but he's not very interesting to other people. Kinda on the fence.
>>9568412
gays
>>9568397
Roar.
>>9568412
pancakes
>>9568397
All right, after fidgeting with the jumpsuit for a few minutes, I can't get the damn zipper to go up. Am I late for the rac-
>Notices a charred human corpse near a burning bike
..U-uh...
>>9568397
>sniff
What's that... smell? It's really good... is someone having a barbeque tonight?
>>9568412
Yourself
>>9568412
How much of a faggot Luci is.
>>9568412
The story of a jumping magikarp
>>9568339
That's true. Well, I've never been very lucky in the games, but other than that. Everything has been pretty smooth.
I'll try to drop it one day. Thanks.
>>9568391
>>9568402
Pretty much anon. It's FP who does that.
>>9568366
No no no no no no! Sorry nope! I've seen enough movies about that. You're saying all these nice things but once I'll have signed, pccht! I'll be toast.
And how can you say my soul is damned? I've never killed or hurt anyone in my life... outside of HG of course...
>>9568412
The glory that is the 5.45x39mm cartridge
NIGHT 3!
Another night of yoga for two tributes! Have they improved at all? Spoiler: probably not.
Now's not the time for army pranks, Suz.
Honestly, I would have liked any one of you three to get electrocuted.
The Gauntlet management team does not endorse nor advertise any podcasts created by the tributes.
>>9568412
This game.
>>9568372
>He lurches forward, partially because of the dislodging of the cough drop, but mostly because he was just swatted on the back by a giant piece of wood, and hacks the medicine across the room, coughing up a storm in the process. He looks over his shoulder at her, still gasping for air, tears staining his cheeks.
YOU... GEGH.. YOU ALMOST KILLED ME, AND THEN SAVED MY LIFE.. BGH.. I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS..
TH-THANKS, ASSHOLE..?
>>9568397
>>9568412
Fyxe x FP fanfiction
>>9568397
>She may be a remorseless psychopath who doesn't care about anyone but herself but she is still a little girl. Still skipping around, she looks for who is posting posters of her with a bright pink gun.
>>9568395
>A few hours later, she comes across the man putting up the posters. It takes everything for her to not shoot him on sight.
Hey you!
(Dial it back a bit.)
Hey mister! What are you doing?
>>9568412
Mokou titties
>>9568397
Sorry, that was my fault.
>>9568475
Well, it's not a very nice system. You're at least perceived as something of a temptress. But I cannot force you to do anything. If you change your mind, I'm here.
>>9568493
Well, I guess I'm more free to take care of my other duties this way.
>>9568412
Vinny x Eric Andre
>>9568412
The size of hulk hogan's little hulkster
>>9568412
Anon
>>9568493
Oh the horror! Is there no decency in the world?
(These people are really starting to piss me off.)
>>9568374
Yeah *IT* IS lovely... Just be careful when you do it...
>hugs dogmom
You see ? Like that? Genlty? Don't suffocate anyone!
>>9568421
Hey Thanks again Eurobeat anon! The last one has been pretty great and I'll make sure to enjoy this one too!
>>9568397
I... Really really have a lot of music in my hand now. Ok I'll listen to it and give you my opinion.
Don't worry about the lyrics though, Be aggressive is about a blowjob and well.... I still think it's cool...
I'm sure people will say I enjoy it *because* of it
>>9568431
Just follow your heart Vino, you know me. I'll always talk to you regardless!
>>9568417
Well I mean when you're about threeeeee quarters of an hour or so off? Yeeah.
>>9568496
You almost killed me first, jerk!
>she harrumphs dramatically and turns her head off to the side, speaking in a quieter and fake-ladylike voice
You're welcome. What were thinking shoving that junk in my mouth?
>>9568412
Smolgore porn
>>9568412
Your suicide note
>>9568412
Eggman Kun dick
>>9568412
The perfect taco
>>9568493
Hey, you know, Wii Fit Trainer was right. This isn't actually that bad!
In fact, I can feel myself getting stronger and more agile!
Bwahahahaa! Yes! Now I have the power to destroy everyo-
>Bowser ends up falling down once again, this time, on his back. He struggles to get back up, but just admits defeat.
Yeah, this is terrible again.
>>9568475
No one is too lucky in these games, and drop what one day?
DAY 4!
Stratos is just taste-testing his next meal.
Bowser seems to really enjoy group activities some some severely fucked-up tributes.
That, uh...that event should read that Deku fell on his ass. Whoops. ...Just pretend you both did, actually. It's funnier that way.
>>9568558
...I actually had no idea "Be Aggressive" was about a blowy. I mean, thinking back to the lyrics, it's obvious, but I just don't think I ever thought about it.
>>9568412
Pancakes
>>9568412
Breast expansion of a flat ava
>>9568412
Fire.
>>9568493
Hurry this up, will ya?
>>9568535
O-Okay maybe I dress a bit too lightly sometimes... and the attention is nice... But it's just because it's confortable though, it's not mean spirited... I don't have only skimpy clothes...
I'll keep that in mind, but don't bet on it! I'm already making it big without Satan's help
>>9568539
When did i get popular enough to have my own impostor?
>>9568588
None of you have any chance of winning! I'm a pool master!
>>9568599
Done
https://pastebin.com/svmc3auN
>>9568576
The expression you just told me...
Yob tvyou ma!
>>9568588
O-Okay now I just looked at the youtube comments don't imagine anything
>>9568558
>gets hugged by the smol pup
B-But how i'm gonna show my love? i'm full of love and hugs are the only way to liberate it!
>>9568412
Me!
>>9568588
"Pull this to have something cool happen."? Cool thing my ass. Nothing happened!
>>9568514
Getting dinner, of course! I likes these posters, so they're perfect for luring it out!
>>9568588
Geh...! This one's disgusting! Too much grease and no flesh!
It also has too much sugar...
>>9568391
>>9568402
Yeah, Fyxe is a tough nut to crack. You wont be seeing any uncensored version. Though, when that moment occurs..
>Quickly flashes out a camera, ready for such a moment
Tshk..
>>9568505
W-wait, what? Well, as long as nothing lewd happens and its purely fluff stuff, then go for it.
...
Oh who am I kidding? Does that ever even happen in fanfics?
>>9568588
All right, since I'm a light weight and die so fast, lets see just how strong I am! Dont hold back, Suz! Show me what you got-
>Upon being slammed, she flys back with enough force to cause a Kill la Kill type of deal with clothing flying off, laying completely dormant on the grass
..n-nevermind. I think I'll just to stick to summoning Cthulhu if I'm near a ocean or something..
>>9568588
>The Inkling gives the boy a weirded out glance
B-But why? I got nuff' weapons for my own. I'd be willin' to give ya some of mine if ya want.
>>9568632
>>9568559
>He shakily gets to his feet and brushes off his pants, still trying to get a decent breath.
YOU SAID YOUR THROAT HURT, SO, AS A HERO, I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU. THAT'S WHAT HEROES DO. PEOPLE IN NEED AREN'T SUPPOSED TO ALMOST KILL THEIR HEROES.
NIGHT 4!
FYXE NO, DON'T DO IT.
Y'know, I think you were all wrong about inkling, 'cause she's obviously based enough to do that.
Us just got flattened like a skunk on I-95.
Really, what other direction could that stand-off have gone, huh?
Bowser's finally decided to forgo fire and magic for something a bit more direct.
>>9568638
B-E, A-G-G, R-E-S-S-I-V-E!
>>9568686
Solo disfruta.
>>9568638
Accent needs a bit more tweaking, but it is getting much, much better over time. If you want to improve a bit more, roll your "r" and say every vowel from your throat.
>>9568687
What else could I have done? Write a sonnet?
Fucking give me more details to work with
>>9568558
No prob famalama
Also on a kind of related note, Itsuki to bro out with in HG when
>>9568693
Now this sword better be spotless! I paid a lot of money for this blade! It's even got my name engraved on it!
>>9568693
Remember, child, a healthy diet is important! Too much meat is no good! Hee!
>>9568686
I remember that part of the game where the inklings spoke coherent english.
>>9568692
Heroes aren't supposed to almost kill their rescue-ees! What kinda lameo are you? Not to mention that can thingy.
>she picks it up and swishes it about, taking a sniff
>>9568671
>>9568693
(Yet another freak. This place is full of them! Nothing I haven't handles before.)
Don't you know you can grow your own dinner, mister? Why it is very easy to start. Just plant the seed right there!
>>9568607
I don't doubt that Lucifer wants you just the same, but I'm working for one of the smaller guys, a duke of Hell. You said yourself that you think I'm a nice person, so consider how much I could put you through without beating myself up over it too. I'll be waiting to here from you again.
>>9568758
>>9568758
>>9568758
>>9568758
>>9568758
>>9568719
This was a genuine chuckle wheeze, not a sarcastic dickhead wheeze my man.
>>9568428
>Upon noticing Altera attempting to ignore her (him), the boat wraps her (his) arms around the woman's waist, following along, the brown girl towering over her (him).