FYXE ISLAND 8
PREVIOUSLY ON THE TOURNAMENT : >>9565508
DO YOU HEAR THIS?
"AHRI AHRI AHRI AHRI AHRI"
People just can't get enough of her and I hereby declare her to be the new big favorite of the game so far! JUST LOOK AT HER
dr oz says due to the sheer volume of milk & cookies santa consumes, you have no hope of poisoning him with piss or cum. wont even notice it
>>9566447
>gives scooby snack
>vino beats you to death
>>9566468
...YOU CAN'T PAINT THINGS OFF, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE, YOU CAN ONLY PAINT THINGS ON, IDIOT.
>>9566497
why me, is this a joke about my fondness of scooby doo
i will not build a single snow man... until i respect , all of the real men, first
>>9566498
I'M A PAINTER, TRUST ME I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
>>9566461
Better luck next time you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Tr0otuiQuU
>>9566461
Did you just assume a computer program's gender?
>>9566515
Watch me swooce right in!
>>9566461
Interesting, though I have a bad feeling about this. Time to head back.
>>9566461
Poor Seth. Rigginsmania 55 was just the start!
>>9566524
Gao
reasons the famous statue "The Thinker" is better than selfys & cell phones:
- It is a classic
- It is for geniuses to look at
- It costs $0
>>9566461
Right as i realized i was in the game i get fucking killed. That's just great.
some one explain please to me why the letter board at my local arbys has said "happy hour" for months now, before i get the police involved
>>9566461
>Ahri winds up.
>One can practically hear the "ONE PUNCH!" as she shatters the fourth wall.
>Finding herself outside of the game, she really wonders what's going on...
>Is this what it means to be ooc? Oh god no.
>Ahri leans back in her seat and stares at the computer monitors.
What the hell just happened?
>>9566519
YEAH, I'M A HERO, AND I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, AND I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE DUMB FOR THINKING YOU CAN BEAT STEEL WITH PAINT.
>>9566515
It totally is.
>>9566546
>gives you a Fyxe plush
>>9566524
HEY YOU GUYS
YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHO'S THE NEXT BIG HOLLYWOOD START.
STRAIGHT FROM IRELAND A LITTLE BOY WITH AN ATTITUDE.
AHRI KEEPS ON BEING AWESOME IN CREATIVE WAYS
Oh and...Seth is missing, well he has been since the beginning of the game really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqogqoDxvcE
>>9566574
It just happened that you became the best!
>>9566446 (Cream)
Well, thanks! We're at a bit of a disadvantage right now because of our declining membership, but with you joining and other people that might come on board through some convincing, I think we'll have a real chance of winning in the near future! We used to have the most amount of territories, up until last game, but soon enough, we'll be back on track!
>>9566565
>tfw actually high as fuck
Okay I'll explain this even though it's a meme.
Just kidding kill yourself.
>>9566565
everyone hour is happy hour if you keep your spirits up.
>>9566461
>>9566409
>>9566478
Hmm...someones been doing a lot of new edits lately. Nice stuff. Did you draw the first one? Noticed the style of the eyes.
>>9566497
...You honestly expect me to eat this? I bet you're going to tell me to do a few tricks on command as well, aren't you?
>Instinctively again, she took a giant chomp out of the treat and ate it with a stern face
...N-not some kinda household dog. Now, if you're done, can I-
>Gets completely ravaged and killed on the spot from violent blows
>Respawns
W-what the hell!? What did I do to deserve that? If you're going to beat me to death, at least do it humanly and not like you're killing a dog or something...
>>9566546
Poi~?
>>9566603
>everyone hour
>>9566589
Why don't we just have a cup of tea, and wait for all of this to blow over?
>>9566589
So, you chose to use some strange ability and to be a coward. Disappointing
>>9566565
I'm laughing my ass off at these where are you finding them
>>9566582
SOME PAINT CAN BE VERY CORROSIVE TO THINGS.
IT AINT REALLY REAL PAINT BUT IT CAN STILL BE USED LIKE IT IF YOU REALLY WANNA
>>9566603
>>9566613
>>9566612
>>9566589
Gao!
>>9566589
Wait, did she kill me or did I kill her? This is very confusing.
>>9566603
*everything
>>9566613
yeah, saw it when it was too late.
>>9566620
This is dril
>>9566615
Or a cold pint?
>>9566630
>everything hour
?
>>9566589
>Once you embark, bored and tired out of your mind, you look around and see that that famous wrestler you were somehow with has vanished.
>You do wonder where he went to, but you also silently thank God that you don't have to put up with him trying out different types of holds on you and bragging about it like he was doing for most of the train ride.
>Camel clutch THIS, "Kingslayer."
>>9566624
THAT ISN'T PAINT, THAT'S ACID, WHAT KIND OF PAINTER ARE YOU? I'VE NEVER PAINTED A THING IN MY LIFE AND EVEN I KNOW WHAT PAINT IS MORE THAN YOU DO.
>>9566604
Both are edits but yeah I drew the eyes
>>9566582
Hey! I DON'T PAY YOU FOR NOTHING! KEEPS ON COMMENTING!
>>9566589
I'm really sorry but... Ahri broke the 4th wall so much she... just broke her last event and she died ah ahah...
>heavy sweating.
P-Please don't riot.
Anyway this is the feast so you guys are all finalists now.
Enjoy your meal.
Bolin gets... hmm... let's say he didn't only had fans
In other news, Ash crimsons burns Len into... ashes
>>9566629
You're alive! I just messed up the event... sorry....
>>9566595
Of course we're going to have a chance at winning! If everyone in our team thinks we can do it, I know we can do it! It's what a few friends of mine keep saying!
Who are you thinking of convincing? Maybe I can help!
>>9566654
SOME MORE PEOPLE DIED
>>9566638
Now that sounds like a slice of fried gold if I've ever heard one!
>>9566654
Anyone want to share a 24-piece McNuggets meal?
>>9566644
*every
I don't even know what i'm saying most of the time
>>9566589
You tried your best. Better luck next time Ahri.
Why is Cream so damn cute?
>>9566654
> bolin gets fucked
>>9566620
everyone loves it when i go to their parties and mix all the whips together (cool wip, reddi wip, miracle whip etc) like a fucking shit head
>>9566654
It's alright, it was just kinda confusing. Now let's see what's on the menu.
>>9566666
pedos are satanic
>>9566649
I PAINTED SO HARD THE LITERAL PHYSICAL SPIRIT OF ARTSINESS DECIDED "OH SWEET THIS GIRL ROCKS I'M GONNA LIVE INSIDE HER"
SO HA!
>>9566654
>After a luxurious meal, you feel it's only right to compliment the host for her cooking abilities.
>In a moment of curiosity, you also pull out and show her the ticket you got from the Fyxe-O's cereal box. To impress her, perhaps?
>>9566589
>Ahri seems to breath the fourth wall to the point of madness.
>With a confused look, She idly pats her computer desk.
I think I need a break. I'll be back soon, and.. I'll figure out how to stop being ooc when I do. My head hurts.
>Be back shortly, I swear!
>Thank you for hosting Fyxe.
>>9566654
Nothing much happens today...
BUT
Some of you might want to screencap that Mayor event really.
With Ahri's out, Shaun is the big favorite yet again.
Please an arena
Please an arena
Please an arena
>>9566686
them ears
>>9566711
See you soon my friend.
>>9566687
Wonderful
Name your favorite fillers that people use
>>9566699
What am i looking at here?
>>9566717
I said I was going to play classical music but...
I actually prefer to put Eurobeat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqogqoDxvcE
>>9566669
There's a couple of people before every game that ask what faction they should join - those are the kind of people I'm looking at for new recruits! At this stage in the game, anybody who's already in a faction is usually going to keep being loyal to that one, considering that they've been with them for so long. So I think our best bet will have to be with the independents who haven't decided yet!
>>9566654
If you burn up and turn to ashes, maybe you won’t be such an eyesore anymore
>>9566717
Who knew? But I really don't care for drawings.
>>9566717
Alright, let's go!
>>9566717
GET FUCKED!
>>9566461
Collecting different kinds of fishes and snails… Heh, I guess Kanan-chan and You-chan would help me with task to be a lot easier, but I won't give up yet!
Now… I wonder what's happening with the nine of us now.
>>9566654
Ha-Have a good meal everyone!
I hope this kind of food won't be an issue during this feast.
>>9566717
>You try to resist the urge to say that you already have a /trash/ general where people do that.
>You fail miserably.
>>9566734
Devendra Banhart
>>9566705
YEAH, WELL, WHAT KIND OF SPIRIT IS THE SPIRIT OF ARTSINESS? THAT ISN'T COOL, THAT'S STUPID. A REAL POWER IS THE POWER OF STEEL. THAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN BRAG ABOUT. STEEL'S BADASS, NOT PAINTING.
>>9566734
Cancer Ape
>>9566745
Remember that last event is broken... so... it's ASH CRIMSON WHO WON...
It will be edited in the DVD release I promise!
In other news a cute boat set sails on the seas of hell and... welp...
>>9566734
Lana's mom
I swear to god if it's Vert though I will take back all the shit I said about that dude.
>>9566795
>milf
Top tastes
>>9566717
Hey, HEY!
> he counts to pass the time
>>9566746
Haru looks kind of retarded in that pic.
>>9566789
>At least your shell is beautiful.
>Can't say the same about the rest of you now, though.
>>9566789
You two might have died but you've been really awesome tonight!
You can be proud! It was fun watching you!
Here's a song for the mayor : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loNv0yB5Bqs
>>9566789
..I'm mad. Alright, time to find my way through this somehow.
>>9566746
>nodding, Cream looks at all the other people standing around and doing basically nothing as they had died during the game
Why don't you try asking them anyway? There's a lot of people that might not be satisfied with the team they're on, and they might even want to join because of the people in our team! Independent people might not have as much reason to stay in a faction!
>>9566811
Dude she's hot as fuck. She fills out the appearances I love so much.
>>9566776
IT'S ABOUT METAPHYSICAL CONCEPTS AND EMOTIONS AND CRAP, NOT PHYSICAL STUFF LI-hak hak-!
>Coughing fit
>Coughing fit
>Really bad coughing fit
>And gaaaaaaaasp
Oh man, screaming all the time HURTS. How does anyone pull that off?
>>9566789
I never liked snail anyways, never got that stereotype..oh well. Bon voyage Mayor~
>>9566789
Sorry Shaun.
>Hey, at least this isn't the World's End otherwise this would've been a different story.
>>9566717
Aha… haha… Yeah I know that we're all exhausted, but this is a necessary step for going forward… and with practice, everything would be possible.
>>9566824
>Gives you a map of hell from Dante's Infierno
Good luck !
>>9566819
DOG MOM USES HER FURRY NATURE TO GET A POWER BONUS SINCE SHE'S FIGHTING IN MY ARENA AND WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Let's just say the crowd REALLY wants to pet her now!
...
I'm sure that Sonicfox guy would have won
>>9566843
>vert
>>9566819
The Mayor accepts the song, and offers one in return: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJE058TJkHI
>>9566843
Wait till you see her in a swimsuit
>>9566861
Vert's a lolicon at heart.
I summon _____
>>9566860
Aw shit. What kind of holiday is this?
>dies
>rooting for shaun
>>9566829
I don't know...that's probably a good idea, but I think I should probably get going right about now. I don't want everyone at home to be waiting on me, y'know? Either way, thanks for today, Cream! I had lots of fun meeting you and bringing you into the fold of the Super Cool Team of Good Vibes and Happiness!
>>9566849
I CAN GET YOU, LIKE, A RICOLA IF YOU NEED ONE
>>9566860
LOOKS LIKE LENNY JUST PULLED OUT A PLATINUM MANEUVER, HAHAHA.
>>9566860
Thanks..Wait, I can't read this. I guess I'll just have to find someone who can down here. At least someone ought to be reasonable..
it is so beautiful to me, to have my ass lovingly wiped by my girl friend, knowing nothing is more pure than this bond, Nothing more strong,
>>9566860
Th-This isn't fair… I thought I played with the rules!
>>9566863
I'm too busy numbing myself with eurobeat right now but I'll give it a try after the game!
>>9566860
Dogmom was... really too popular, maybe too much, it brings out jealousy I guess....
FYXE INFIERNO WINNER ARON REVEALS HIS POWER AND BRING US DOWN TO THREE.
ARON VS ASH CRIMSON VS SHAUN
PLACE YOUR BETS
>>9566913
IN IT TO SPIC IT
>>9566913
Rooting for Shaun, again. I even have the perfect filename for the occasion!
>>9566913
Mistakes happen. Sometimes the revolutionaries are stupid and kill the perf- wrong target.
>>9566913
VA A SER ARON
>>9566913
Welp.
IT'S OOOOOVER
>jumps into a private jet and gets the fuck out of here
>>9566913
There's a nerdy boy, a twink boy, and a hunk left. These options really aren't bad at all.
>>9566890
Alright then, sir! I think I might still be here when you come back, so don't miss me too much! I believe the S.C.T. might be able to pull around back to first place with me around! See you later!
>with a smile, Cream begins running and taking flight to another place where she can rest until the next game
>>9566951
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
https://youtu.be/x47NYUbtYb0
>>9566913
It was too close… But still, I got a "zero" again…
i got lock jaw from eating pasta out of a dogbowl and my wife will be here in 2 hours to marry me. help me github
>>9566950
THAT'S THE SPIRIT! ALWAYS CHEER ON THE UNDERDOG!
>>9566918
>gives you 500(you)$ for betting right
>>9566937
>takes your money
>>9566962
THREAD THEME
>>9566951
BOLLOCKS! ABSOLUTE BOLLOCKS!
> he flips the TV over in anger
>>9566951
SHAUN NOOOOOOO
>>9566951
A R O N
R
O
N
>>9566913
>tfw never gonna win fyxe's games
>>9566951
That second event is great.
>>9566951
SÍ MI MUCHACHO ARON, USTED LO HIZO, ESTOY TAN ORGULLOSO DE USTED
>>9566976
Hey, I didn't bet any money! Give me back my wallet Fyxe!
>>9566976
T-Thank you, miss! Congratulations!
>>9566951
>>9566976
The nerdy boy did it. Thanks for the show and congratulations to the little hunk.
>>9566976
I made it out of hell! Thanks again for the game.
>>9566976
>>9566985
>>9566976
>>9566913
D'aw, was hoping for the dog mom to come above all, but still, RNG is a unpredictable mistress.
Congratulations, and thank you for hosting, Fyxe~!
>>9566951
Whatever...count your blessings, you got lucky.
(playing russian roullette and its my turn)
hasta the vista mother fucker
(shoots the other guy
>>9566987
I love lolis too but I'm not Vert. We just have very similar tastes.
>>9567002
Wait, so was Shaun the twink or the hunk?
>>9567021
lol fag
>>9566984
That's a lot anon!
>winks
>>9566983
Don't lose hope anon! There will be others time. It's only the 8th edition
>>9566976
ANYWAY
ARON IS NOW WORLD CHAMPION
You guys have been really awesome and even if some of you are sad, Aron is a nice guy just a bit misunderstood!
CONGRATULATIONS!
I>>9566976
t's a shame how I died. I was expecting a fight, not a forced fall. Regardless, my congratulations to the winner, and my thanks to you for hosting
>>9567002
Sauce of this character?
>>9566891
Who's Rick? I need a healer! Bleeargh! Light...fading...send...drinks.......
people do not appreciate the grace and dexterity that is required to shave the fat pink rolls on the back of my head that looj like hotdogs
>>9566976
>>9567031
>You congratulate the winner and thank the host.
>>9567031
I really wanted an arena but oh well I had a lot of fun and I hope you guys too!
>>9567031
Thank you for the game, as disappointing as I performed.
>>9567050
>Being bald
>>9566976
Uh, congratulations.
>>9567031
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>9567031
I would think this would have been a lotta fun if I didn't bite it so fast. Thanks anyway.
It's time.
>>9566976
Congratulations, mate
>>9567031
I didin't know I killed that many people!
there is NOTHING wrong with having 1 Million Doallrs
you are NOT defined by your one million dollars...
having 1 Million Dollars is normal
Greetings comrades!
>>9567063
>>9567031
To be fair, 20th well place is pretty good for somebody who didn't know he was in the game until he died.
Thanks for hosting and all that crap.
>>9567027
Do you really need to ask between that guy and the twig in the jump suit?
>>9567033
(Skarpworld)
>>9567071
>opens my pussy
>>9567086
Stocking!?
>>9567071
>>9567050
>He doesn't have hair
>>9567060
i accept that all the things i post "For Fun" are to be met with physical violence, including elbows to the face, shattered knee caps, etc,
>>9567063
>>9567076
Mass HG orgy when?
>>9567063
>>9567002
>peeks his head up, making only his eyes up be visible, albeit covered by a face mask and observes her for anything that may be worrying to him
>>9567033
>Skarpine
>>9567063
>not on it
oh
>>9567031
>>9566976
An impressive game… After all, He deserved that victory, Thank you for this chance, Host.
However, the next time, I'll make sure to shine ever more than before!
i do not find it unreasonable , during my scheduled Cleaning, to ask my dentist to wash my dick as well, since my dick is basically a tooth,
>>9566999
Okay hehe
>gives back
Thanks for playing lenny!
>>9567001
Thanks for being here Cream
>>9567002
No problem! Until next time!
>>9567005
>gives you a Fyxe soda
Great it's cool I could be of help! Thanks for playing Yuubari!
>>9567011
>pets
>>9567013
Thanks for being here Reigen! Even if you didn't make it far
>>9567015
NEXT TIME TRY NOT TO DIE SO EARLY!!
>>9567032
Thanks for playing Leomon
>>9567051
Thanks a lot of being here! It was really great.
>>9567058
No problem! Until next time
>>9567061
You're welcome Merak!!
>>9567066
You did great Shaun, but beware shamans next time!
>>9567062
>peace signs
I hope to see you again
>>9567031
Thanks for the chance.
>>9567045
H-HANG ON, I'LL GET YOU A COKE, WAIT HERE
>Tetsu runs out of the room, returning not through the door, but smashing through the wall next to the door. He immediately drops a cough drop into the girl's mouth and shoves an open can of coke into her face, shouting something about "hang in there"
>>9567118
Stop
>>9567063
I'm gonna appreciate that I'm not on here.
>>9567090
>Implying that's me.
I'll have you know I'm busy playing Dragon Quest.
>>9567129
Can you help me find a tan goddess with white hair?
i can not catch a break folks. my 78 yr old son has been pissing into the boiler some how and making our home smell like a reptile enclosure
>>9567119
Its all right, anon. We can be literal whos together.
>>9567129
I-Its not my fault!...
Its like RNGesus has a vendetta against me!
>>9567129
Thanks for the game comrade. Too bad I couldn't do a sand test on my Kalashnikov because I was late
>>9567148
Is this who I think it is?
>>9567130
Thanks for playing Gascoigne!
>>9567123
It was really fun watching you, I hope you'll be here next time!
>>9567085
No problem Eric. You win a rigginsmania though, you have what it takes to win this
(wearing one of those fucking stupid hats with the word "Press" on it) mr president! do you think DC Films should show bat man taking a shit
>>9567119
i know your pain
>>9567129
I'll be saying the same to you in a bit.
Gauntlet in T-minus 10. Go grab a nice beverage or jerk off in the meanwhile. Or both. I don't judge.
>>9567071
Why hello there! You are not wearing a lot at all, are you? Didn't your mum tell you any better?
>>9567129
>boobs are so huge they've fused together
>>9567155
>78 year old son
HOW OLD ARE YOU
>>9567154
Hmm sure... If I see her though, no one comes to my mind right now.
>>9567157
I hope as well Soviet, well... better luck next time! Thank you for watching though, I hope you had fun
>>9567129
>Takes
Thanks. But I'm gonna need to make a copy of that map in Japanese for the future. I'm in quite a bind now.
>>9567161
Yes it's who you think it is. Who else but Grimes uses Kamen Riders? I'm tye only other Tokufag.
>>9567160
Glory to Lenin, I am saved
were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,
>>9567191
Was nice to see. Anyway, how is your evening? Has been a while since we had a talk.
>>9567196
>kissu
>>9567156
Well... Better start praying to the RNG or whatever... or get better? That's an option too.
Thanks a lot for that Eurobeat compilation it kept me bumped for the whole game
HOSTING SHAUN OF THE DEAD GAME SOON VERY SOON WILL MAKE NEW THREAD
THE RULES WILL PROBABLY RUSTLE YOUR TROUSERS
>>9567129
Any time Fyxe, you were a great host as per usual.
Anyway it's time to go to sleep. Night all.
>>9567183
>punts
I-I don't need your pity just because nobody but weirdos will talk to me!
>>9567191
You mean you haven't? White hair, tan, little clothing, rainbow sword?
>>9567131
>His troubles are quickly met by even more coughing and a coughdrop launched projectiley in to his face
GHRBRAHGHL! Are you trying to kill me!?
>Desperately needing to save more images Zeri
>>9567196
Cute Yukari!
>>9567194
Just buy The divine comedy in japanese then, it's a really good book, even if you're not trapped in hell.
>>9567229
I believe someone is already hosting : >>9567181
>>9567229
I hate to be a bother, but:
>>9567181
>>9567129
Ya no se que decir.
5000 Year Old Turds Found In Ancient Diaper Revealed By Scientists To Belong To Man With Small Penis, Shapely Hips
>>9567221
Don't fucking kissu me. I'll end you, bub.
>>9567258
Don't talk to me, or my P3 waifu ever again.
>>9566976
>>9567031
I return from the shower realm. Anyways congrats buddy, and thanks for the fun!
>>9567250
>The coughdrop launches directly from her throat into his, clogging his windpipe and sending him falling onto his back, clutching at his neck and squirming around on the floor, making what can only be described as dying noises.
>>9567262
Alright, after yours...
>>9567220
Well it's been a blast so far and I hope it will stay that way. There's nothing like hosting a world tournament.
Yeah it's been quite a while how are you doing? Still fighting capitalism and all that? Or did you find a real job this time
>chuckles
I'm kidding, I'm kidding!
>tfw excited for shaun games but asgore just HAS to host after le hype xd game
>>9567259
I could do that but a map would be lighter.
>>9567303
the hype game was earlier tho
>>9567129
>She scoffs at the gesture as she goes to count her money.
Yeah, I'll be round.
>>9567246
>The girl hops one foot an expression of anger and pain on her face.
Think you're too good for me? Fine! Have fun dying alone, slut!
>>9567280
No problem Ridley! It was great!
I'm still the biggest around though.
>>9567236
Goodnight Lenny!
>>9567246
Well... I've only returned since a week and... I haven't had the time to catch up with all the new people so far.
What's her name? And yours? If I see her I'll tell you, and her as well.
>>9567297
Fighting kebabs, they are more deadly than the capitalist since I know what they have done. Remember Belsan Hostage Crisis? How about a newer one? Like that subway in St. Petersburg.
>>9567318
That's what I thought.
>>9567325
>implying
>>9567303
Zombie games aren't even that fucking interesting.
>>9567303
Don't worry, friend, he already said he's going after me. I'll try to make this quick, just for you!
Thread going up in a minute. F5 the catalog, or wait for me to link it here. Either or. Your choice.
>>9567228
Well, yeah...b-but you saw me fist fighting that woman!...At least I think she was a girl...
Anyways, I'm getting off topic. Yeah, I could barely land a hit! Its hard to be maneuverable with two giant balloons attached to you! How on earth do you manage to do it?
And no problem! When I listened to it, I had a feeling you'd love it just as much.
>>9567328
B-Be like that!
>talks under breath
Stupid twat.
>>9567332
You're telling me that a big hostess like you hasn't seen her at all?! Useless!
>points at
Useless!
>>9566976
Congrats
>>9567031
Thanks for this nice game, host
>>9567374
>Thinking your games are anywhere near "F5 the catelog" tier
>Trying to be Seth
Fuck off
>>9567373
Wow. You're awfully upset at zombie games if you're throwing the fuck word around.
>>9567391
>>9567391
>>9567391
>>9567391
>>9567391
>>9567386
Lol u mad