/ERP/ Thread WEE WOO WEE WOO PAGE 11 EMERGENCY THREAD Previous:

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I...couldn't save them in time...

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>>9560297 (Anon)
>Midna could only give a sharp gasp as she felt herself get shoved to the damp ground, splaying her hands along the stones as she attempted to regain her balance. He was already on her in a matter of moments, however, and her pained grunt turned to a sudden yelp of pleasure as he filled her tiny hole to the hilt with his gargantuan cock. This was all wrong. Normally, she would have to be the one on top. But here she was, being mounted like some kind of wild animal by, of all the creatures it had to be, a human. She would have to assert her dominance with her silver tongue rather than her body.
Ha, I knew humans were nothing but savages! Y-You can't even --fuck!-- you couldn't even wait once I told you to put it in! You just started rutting me!
>Suddenly realizing that she had more control over the situation than she thought, Midna hoisted herself up with her arms, throwing her own hips back against his. If he was going to try and breed her ass with this kind of fervor, they were going to do it by her pace. And that pace was fast, hard, and grueling.
I-I can already feel you pulsing inside of me! Is your pathetic dick really that weak? You can hardly even hold out!

>>9560410
Post cards, especially if you have warframes on them.

I deem this thread: Vanilla /erp/ ONLY!!

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The Naaru have not forgotten Ass

>>9560437
>headpats 000-chan

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>>9560452
I literally broke my lurk to say
Fuck No

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Kill me.

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>>9560437
You're fine, the anime isn't canon, she's right here.

>>9560477
Nice muffintop, D.Va.

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>>9560452
Quiet, you'll wake up the sadists like that

>>9560487
Hi Zelda.

>>9560477
>want me to lewd you
>rail against vanilla every time
:thumbsup:

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>>9560452
Big boy butts only.

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>>9560477
G-go back!! Back to your video games!

>>9560500
LET THEM READ THE SIGN!!!

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>>9560481
>Bang!

>>9560500
>wake up the sadidts

WAKE UP! WAKE UP!

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>>9560518
GO BACK TO WORK!!! REEE!!

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>>9560531
Pull the fucking trigger.

>>9560487
>The guard's face instantly reddened, cheeks turning a deep shade of crimson realising what he'd walked in on.
P-Princess- I'm so sorry! I was making my rounds and checking up on you, I didn't mean to intrude, please pardon me.
>Despite his apologies, he seemed hesitant to leave, not wanting to take his eyes away from the sight laid before him.

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Phew, that one 404'd fast. Wasn't ready for it.


>>9560245
Sure... as if I'd do any of that..
>clears throat
did it get warmer in here?

>>9560375
Fucking watch me. Or, fuck me and we'll prove to someone else that I can handle more than one. I don't even know anymore. I'm going to die of a fucking heatstroke before I figure out what I was trying to say.

>>9560518
Shut up already

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>>9560550
I am working.. I get a lot of time between calls

>>9560512
It's not anti-vanilla
It's anti-exclusively vanilla
>>9560490
Non-existent. The plugsuit is halfway off so it's rolled around the waist, giving the illusion of one
>>9560526
No

>>9560457
Draenei butt is best butt.

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>>9560526
Getting flustered won't help you

>>9560457
>Pose
>Best race
>Blue
>Tail chain
>Ass shot

I just.

It doesn't get better than this. I can't actually ask for more. Can I just say please stay?

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>>9560551
>Pulls the trigger, making the gun shoot water right at Tomoko's face.
Bang bang!

>>9560443
>He moans the moment she throws her hips back against him and meets her fast, hard thrusts with thrusts of his own. His hips jam forward, pushing his whole dick deep inside her again and again, slamming their bodies together as his thick rod penetrates her ass.
Ah...! An imp like you deserves nothing else!
>He grabs her hips tightly and seizes her body, only to pull her back against him along with his own thrusts. Going hard and fast, he slams his pelvis against her meaty rear, with loud slaps, over and over while he pants with pleasure as his cock goes in and out of her ass rapidly.
To be rutted, fucked, used...! It's all you're good for!

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>>9560565
Then go back to /gif/!

>>9560570
If you're not anti-vanilla then stop saying no!!

>>9560595
It's not my fault degenerate stuff throws me for a loop.

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>>9560624
I might have a thread up casually!

>>9560561
I'd fuck that pretty face but I gotta step out to the shop, I'm not sure how long I'll be out.If you're cool with it, keep that throat tight and warm for me

>>9560561
Maaaybe just a little.
hm...you know.
It did feel like that. Maybe you should take off some of that bulky outfit. It'd make it feel so much better, I bet. That and...hey, maybe I'll join you? If that's alright.

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>>9560660
I want to fuck this thing.

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>>9560676
How naughty have you been?

>>9560660
Braixen comes back, and she has blessed us with nothing but cute.

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>>9560617
A-And you humans are only good for...for fucking! You're too stupid to be good for anything else! All you can do is be told how to fuck and pound away until you make me cum!
>Midna's fiery temper was already starting to get lost beneath a sea of gasps and moans, each one punctuating her every word and making it sound as though she was slurring every last one of her sentences. The fog of pleasure was settling heavily over her brain, clouding any of her proper insults. This was bad. If she wouldn't be able to talk down to him properly, she'd lose herself in all of the sensations she was experiencing in her ass. His thick dick seemed to scrape every inch of her walls perfectly, and her plush ass clapped loudly behind her as he pounded away without a second thought. It was all getting too much to bear, and Midna slowly let her mind drift away as she dug her claws into the stone floor.
Fuck! You dirty humans are just fucking machines! You're meant to breed little slutty imps until they cum and then fill them until they burst with all of your hot seed. I'm --haah!-- I'm already gonna...!
>Her breath hitched before exploding into a languid cry, hips shaking as she attempted to hold back the flow of her own orgasm. She knew she was dangerously close to cumming herself stupid, and she could do little more than pray he was about to do the same.

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>>9560632
Stay in /gif/ DMG, let me have this thread.

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>>9560705
That's not so naughty. What has my little guy been touching himself to?

>>9560714
I can't ERP on /gif/ stupid!

>>9560723
>Can't ERP on /gif/
You're not trying hard enough.

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>>9560723
F-fuck you! I won't stop your session cause that's rude, but you can bet that I'll be steamed during it!

nice rp

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>>9560732
You make a point..

>>9560736
Used in what way? Does this naughty boy like being made into a naughty girl?~

>>9560742
Steamed because how hot I am?

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>>9560642
I'm not cool at all... because I'm currently in a state of melting, but yeah, I'll probably be around for a while.

>>9560651
>She squints, looking at anon
Your suggestions aren't actually that unreasonable... And well, you do what you do. Let's just NOT make it weird, m'kay?
>Bismarck says as she starts to figure out which part of her outfit she should get rid of first.

(also jokes on you anon, an anon showed me the divine light of boatsluts in casul clothing)

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Doctor doctor, gimme the news I got a, bad case if looooovin you...

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>>9560756
Shut it you perv...

>>9560775
>pets Akko

>>9560769
Well, I'm sorry to tell you this Boco. It's malignant, and it's spread to your heart. You've got a few minutes to live, 3 to be exact.

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>>9560756
I have come up with the perfect plan to forever ruin Yugi Moto!

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>>9560785
Hey, Martin. How're the kids?

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>>9560762
They're simply the best. And that pic is still bestest of the best.

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>>9560764
Now that is naughty! Well, my big growing man needs to built up his sensitivity. So no cumming, okay? You can play with yourself all you want, but no spurting. Got it?

>>9560775
Steamy and sweaty from watching me do lewd things?~

>>9560785
What is it now Melvin?

>>9560775
I want to FUCK Akko!

>>9560819
MOMMY GIVE MILKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

>>9560762
I'm glad you agree with me. I think I am being pretty reasonable myself, too.
>He gives her a sort of proud smirk, but looks her over all the same while she decides.
Depends on what's weird to you, I guess. I don't think it's that weird to want to wear less clothes when it's hot.
>He shrugs, and goes to strip himself of his shirt first, balling the cloth up and tossing it to the floor with a sigh, fanning himself, and taking a seat in front of one of the huge fans they have running.
Go ahead, then. Your turn, Bismarck.
>He motions, looking patient, and actually not like a massive pervert while watching her either. Not to say he wasn't but still.

(Hey I'm not complaining. Just makes them all the cuter to strip, and watch lounge around.)

>>9560784

Aw dammit.

Well, I had a good run. Tell the girls I love them.

I wonder...will I dream?

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Unrelated note, what are you cunts listening to?

https://youtu.be/PZniEftTJqk
this me

>>9560812
Aaaamen! (Saved)

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>>9560783
>Is petted
>Enjoys this
Thank you anon, it's nice to know not everyone here is a pervert.

>>9560819
N-NO I'M NOT!!

>>9560826
YOU STOP THAT O-OR ELSE!

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>>9560799
I have no kids, Loco. Go away before I unleash my evilness on you!

>>9560819
You're his favorite friggin card right?

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>>9560844
The sound of windchimes outside my window.

And another casual Bissy for you.

>>9560851
Or else what?

>>9560844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iInOetWAg5s

Don't call me a cunt or else I'll fuck you.

>>9560851
Why come to a place like this if you're uncomfortable with perverts?

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>>9560844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLYqLWkIYp4&t=3s
>>9560862
Loco? I ain't loco ese. But it's good to see you're fine Meredith, lets hope you feel 100% before your baptism next week Mabel.
Well I'll talk to you later Melissa, make sure not to get into trouble Miami Vice.

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>>9560851
Yes you are! You just admitted it!

>>9560862
I am a Monster Cardo.
So maybe? He likes male me a little bit too much..

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>>9560844
https://youtu.be/luM6oeCM7Yw

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>>9560880
Or else..... well I don't have anything but I'll be pretty peeved.

>>9560886
Not everyone here is a pervert anon!

>>9560896
I admit NOTHING!!

>>9560710
Imps like you should be bred! Such bodies, big asses, so slutty... should be pounded, fucked hard...!
>His vigorous thrusting picks up even further as he hammers her small body with his hips. His moans and pants mix with hers as they fill the deathly quiet dungeon with the noises of their sex, their utterances of pleasure and the rapid slapping of their colliding bodies ringing off the cold, bare walls. Holding on to her hips with a unyielding grip, he plows her ass as he keeps ramming her tirelessly, driven on by endless lust.
F-Fuck... hah~... yes...! Gonna fill you up...!
>He thrusts hard one final time and plants his cock deep inside her ass. The orgasm hits him like a bomb in the brain and he loses himself in pure ecstasy, his grip on her tightening as his whole body tenses and trembles, holding her against his groin while his cock is inside her. His cock throbs in the tight depths of her butt, pumping load after load of thick cum inside her while the man moans through gritted teeth, filling the imp's ass with human seed.

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>>9560679
>blocks your path

>>9560920
This place is meant for sex you absolute dork

>>9560920
Who is this RPing?

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>>9560896
Wait a minute your not saying he's like Pegasus are you?

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>>9560953
You're a dork.......dork

>>9560960
I have many faces Anon-chan

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>>9560844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LspHkXsuVjY&index=238

>>9560920
You like watching me do lewd things! You like watching me do lewd things!

>>9560963
Like Pegasus how? has a fake eye? Owns a cool island?

>>9560984
Name some

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>>9560844
https://youtu.be/84IiTEDGzSg

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Good afternoon.

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>Blocks your path.

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>>9560844
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1mVLM7dgzc

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>>9560999
Can you not? Pretty please?

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>post yfw ywn be fronk

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>>9561087
I have no face for that unfortunately

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>>9560929
>Shutting her eyes tight as she felt herself get flooded with seed, Midna orgasmed in tandem with the Anon, letting all of her juices explode out from her drenched pussy to coat the floor slick her with her liquid arousal. The loud cry she let out seemed to echo off of the walls of the dingy dungeon long enough to linger for a few long seconds as the spunk continued to fill her asshole, swiftly overflowing and gushing out around the base of his dick. After what felt like eternity, Midna managed to lift her face from the grimy floor and hoist herself to her feet, barely able to stand on her shaky legs as his thick seed dripped out from her asshole and ran down her legs in rivets. She didn't say a word to the Anon as she continued back out of the cell, easily slipping past the bars and making her way out. Once she'd managed to cross over to the other side, the imp turned back to face him, her mischievous grin once again in full bloom.
Well, I did promise to let you go...but you seem like way too much fun to just let loose like that. Besides, you were practically feral when you were fucking me. It's basically my responsibility to make sure you stay locked up so everyone else can stay safe! I'm sure you understand. Don't worry. I'll be back often enough to give you food, and water, and all of those other boring human things. You'll be fine in here until you can serve your sentence for crossing over into the Twili realm.
>She sauntered away, whistling loudly to herself as she left his field of view. Once she'd reached the end of the long hallway, Midna called out just loud enough to make her final message clear.
But if you can keep that sexual energy up...I'm sure I'll find a way to get you out on parole!

(And scene! That was great, Anon! I hope you liked the prison setting. I kinda ripped it from the opening of the game, so I figured it would just be a good starting point. You did great with the descriptive bits. Hope you enjoyed!)

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>>9560829
>>and actually not looking like a massive pervert...
>>Not to say he wasn't but still
(hehehehe)

Oh well, I mean it is pretty damn hot in here...
>Bismarck gets rid of her shirt, revealing her bra and naturally the reason she has to wear a bra, folding her shirt neatly and placing it aside. She walks over to another set of fans fanning herself while setting herself directly in front of one of the fans they've got running, just like he did.
>She sighs, enjoying the cooling breeze produced by the fan which is causing her hair to flail in the air as if they were shooting a L'oreal commercial.

(Casul botes are best type of botes)

>>9560877
I imagine it might be soothing. Also thank you. You're great. Trust me. And you got dubs.

>>9560881
As if you'd fuck me for calling you a cunt, what if I call ye a wee little cunt, what then mate?

>>9560890
Niceu
>>9560909
I find this soothing and I like it.
>>9560999
(checked)
Also not a bad remix
>>9561026
wee
>>9561069
>video not available
>angry boat noises

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>>9561087

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>>9561111
(Also, I should probably apologize to the anon that I promised some Jabberwock butt to. I seriously didn't expect this to go on as long as it did; I went in thinking it'd be an hour or two tops, and now it's been nearly five straight hours of ERPing. I hope you'll understand that I'm super fatigued right now. Have a Jabberlewd as an apology in advance, if you're even still here.)

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>>9561063
>Random details on the armor that clearly wasn't there in the source
This triggers me.

>>9561086
Fuck You I wont do what you tell me

>>9561125
A lot of great mixes of Rob. That's just my fav.

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>>9561125
I have it on my anxiety playlist, it's a very mellow song

It was fun while it lasted, hopefully the Fronk wars end soon.

>>9561125
I'd chuckle a bit cause it's sound like you have a british accent when you say 'wee little', it's cute.

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>>9561125
Oh. I imagine a quick search would help find it, it's just Rise Against's Swing Life Away. If there isn't at least one video of it, I'll be damned.

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>>9561125
Awww. Thanks, best bote! And one more thing before I drop you this last pic and shift back to lurk mode. What are your thoughts on newsboy hat Bissy? I'm having mixed feelings, myself.

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>>9561167
Weren't you haaving one of your lewd sessions? Back to that!

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>>9561213
>Kissus 000-chan before he heads back to lurking

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>>9561232
Looks like the anon died </3
I'll lurk until he comes back

>>9561111
(I enjoyed it a lot! You do a very nice Midna and your descriptions were really good too. Yeah, I know that scene, and I liked it. Pretty good idea. Thanks for the fun!)

>>9561190
>>9561194
>>9561229
Samefag Fronkcucks

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>>9561261
>Deleted
FUCKING KEK

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>>9561232
What, did you want to join in on one?

>>9561261
Fronkfags btfo

>>9561261
So... this is the circlejerk...

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>the sound of rain fills the surrounding area with the strong downpour. It was the end of the rainy season and it wasn't seeming to stop for anything. Any break in the rain only last for a few hours at best before it continued to storm.
>Sanae gave a longing look outside to the dampen shrine. At this rate it felt as though the rain would never stop unless a miracle happened, which wasn't out of the question. It had been a rather lonely day with Kanako and Suwako gone doing their own thing. No would usually donated to the shrine in the middle of a downpour, Needless to say she was rather bored with herself. A small sigh escaped from her soft lips and she laid back onto the tatami.
"This season cant be over soon enough. This is no way to live...cooped up in the shrine all day due to the storms."
>Sanae mumbled to herself as she shifted to look up at the ceiling. Somewhat troubled by their lack of visitors overall. Most Youkai, Faries, and Kappa around the mountain came to give their faith to the gods here. Where they going to make it through this season if it kept up like this? No one was visiting the shrine regularly and if Kanako and Suwako didnt get enough faith...They'd....
>Sanae shook her head trying to not let the bad thought sink in. They could get through this just like every other time. She sat up noticing there was someone walking up to the shrine now, well running to be exact. She must have not noticed while she was lost in thought. Slowly getting to her feet she walked towards the entrance of the shrine and opened the door peering outside.

(Just going to put this here in case anyone is interested in something.)

>>9561125
(I am pleased to see you like my proven innocence. What sweet casual botes)

>The man watches her, leaning back in his seat as she removes her shirt and lets her breasts escape, concealed by the tight bra keeping them safe-and all the more snug. He let's out a little do nothing sigh at the sight-maybe lusting after her internally, or maybe just hot, who knows?-before she takes a seat next to him. He snorts as he watches her hair go flyiing.
Feels pretty great, but...God it's still hot in here for me. You don't have to look if you don't wanna, but I can't just sit in all this.
>He murmured, and without explaining himself, went to strip off his pants as well, seated in nothing but his boxers as he let the fan wash over him. And other than the sizable tent pitched in his pants, he looked rather innocent, too, in how he lounged against his chair. Well, as innocent as a man with a hard-on can look.

(ส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ωส้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้) LASER EYES

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>>9561251
YES!!

>>9561278
Leave me!

>>9561294
The only one that wasn't deleted was the only one shit talking Fronk. Kind of confused as to why he called them a Fronkcuck.

>>9561314
>pokes cheek

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Did someone say Skullgirls?

>>9561261
Absolutely pathetic.

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>>9561234
>Eagerly returns the kissu, another piece of official art falling from his pocket as he does so.

>>9561320
The two posts were more than likely deleted by the poster themselves, who saved the post number and used them to declare a samefag

>>9561148
I am. And no worries. I long ago accepted I would have to wait till next time for some delicious brown butt. I am happy to see you had so much fun however.
It will be worth the wait. Rest well Nina.

>>9561336
No but I'll gladly take them.

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Do I need to make a starter or something to get people to rp with me? Should I go up and start rping with other avas or something? I really feel like rping right now.

>>9561234
Oh hey.
Sorry bout...well. Captcha exploding last night. I dunno if you saw but I'll try and hit you up another time for the rest of that session if you wanna.

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>>9561366
(Thank you. I'll try and make it up to you as soon as I can. It's been a while since I've felt physically tired from typefucking for too long.)

>>9561400
With cutest serval?

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>>9561402
(Your call, Anon. It's no problem to me, I'm fine with waiting. Just know that I might no longer be on during dead hours, too much fatigue.)
>>9561400
(Lewd whichever way you must, if you want to rp with other Avas, no one really has a problem with it.)

Post boobs.

>>9561414
Oh no problem at all. I'm sure I'll catch you another time when you're freer.

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>>9561385
It's okay to be starstruck.

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>>9561400
>pic
You reminded me of this. I love that it's tagged mating press and amazon position at the same time

Well at least I got some Akkos out of that mystery poster.

>>9561452
Damn. Does that mean you'll only be around during this sorta time now?

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>>9561530
I want to get cucked by DMG!

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>>9561480
(One picture for the road.)

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>>9561167
There was a time when I considered remixing gud stuff which was gud as is, to be the ultimate heresy. But that was a long time ago and I'm happy I changed my mind because there's plenty of gold out there, just a matter of finding it.

>>9561177
dub dubs checked

Music really is useful for plenty of stuff.

>>9561197
That was the fucking point ya fucking cunt, fuck you laughing at I'll shank ya ta shit mate I swear on me nan's greev

>>9561201
There's probably one somewhere which I can access, but that's for a bit later. Busy phishing for (You)'s and anon's to suck off.

>>9561213
Well I saved it when I saw it yesterday while I was on another one of my folder-expanding sprees for the sake of casul but yeah, I have to agree on the mixed feelings, it's a bit of a thing that makes me want to shake my hand in a way that would indicate that it's "so and so" y'know, yes it's casual, but Bissy with a newsboy hat it just, I mean yes it does make sense but at the same time it doesn't.

>>9561302
(casul botes of gold, acculy not gold because if you made a boat out of gold not only would it be fragile as hell it'd probably sink just because of the fact that gold weighs a fuckton more than steel)

>Heeding his advice, or not listening in the first place, Bissy didn't even bother turning around to listen to him as he explained that he was going to get rid of his pants, just facing the fan with her eyes closed, taking in deep breaths as she was entranced by the cool air rushing against her.
>But despite the cooling effect of the fan and her reduced clothing, the great Bismarck was still uncomfortably hot, so much in fact that her skin was glistening with the small beads of sweat forming on her.
>This in turn brought Bismarck to the conclusion that she was still wearing too much clothing, having lost herself in the temporary relief of the fan and her first set of removing clothes, she now went on and removed her skirt, now sitting in front of the fan in her underwear

>>9561521
(That's more than likely. I have the tendency to crash a lot nowadays, so maybe mid summer I'll go back to lewding during dead hours as well.)

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>>9561559
Have fun.

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>>9561554
Poor anon. Dick too small to fuck even me?

>>9561559
Oh for sure. But there's equally a lot of trash. Gotta be careful!

>>9561604
>milks

>>9561336
Someone should say skullgirls more.

>>9561297
>In the distance, the girl could spy a man, shrouded in a hastily thrown on raincoat, holding his hood to his head as he dashed through the rain. He seemed like he had been in such a hurry, he had forgotten even a proper umbrella, and instead dealt with the wind pelting him with rain everytime it would whip to and fro. Yet, despite his predicament, he looked all the more determined, if perhaps a bit flustered, to climb the stairs to the shrine ahead of him. It wouldn't be too long before he made it right outside oof the place-before he finally doubled over in exhaustion with heavy, almost desperate panting in front of her-perhaps still not quite seeing her due to the haze of mist in the air-as he shielded his face from the wave of water crashing down upon him. He looked an absolute mess,and if he had indeed come here to visit the shrine, he seemed to forget it for a moment as he tried to catch his breath, and at the same time try and calm himself down. If she would merely watch for a time, she might spot him start to move again-slower this time, as he went forward to make an offering to the shrine ahead of him.

>>9561541
>>9561587
>>9561604
Nice racks, ladies. Flatlets couldn't even compare.

>>9561606
I-It's only a little below average! I'd love to have sex with you, Miss DMG!

>>9561612
I could try playing one of the Skullgrillz, but there seem to be no takers at the moment.

>>9561709
Depends, which one were you thinking?

>>9561709
Depends on who you want to play.

>>9561645
Feels comfy I'll have have taste this shit-tier.

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>>9561689
BELOW average? I'm sorry kid but with a little thing like that you'll never get to touch me.

>>9561559
>Since she had heeded/ignored his advice, Anon was rather free to stare all he wanted at the growingly close to nude bote in front of him. Even if he wasn't a perv-which he was-this would be hard to resist. And speaking of which, his tent twitched in delight at the sight of her new form. He decided that, perhaps it was time for some more direct air contact, and he slid closer to her, reaching behind her back.
Yo, why are you still wearing all that? Chill out already.
>He said casually, and went to snap the container for her breasts, and let the thing fall forward if she didn't catch it.
You act like I'm some perv who's paying you for a strip tease already. If you're sweating up a storm like this, there's no shame in baring your whole body, Bismarck.
>He said, sounding strangely reasonable for a man with an erection.
I won't force you but...it's way to hot to wear anything right now.
>And with that, he'd go to peel off his own boxers-and let his erection bounce free of them as well, whether or not she turned to look at him.

>>9561743
Oh shit, where's Big Dick Dekkard when you need him? He'll show Anon what a real dick looks like.

>>9561582
Damn. Well, I have a thing to do today, but II'll try and get on earlier to spot you if I can. I like the cute a lot, and hope I can continue with you.

>>9561709
Filia and Squigly would be prime.

>>9561743
But... O-okay, it's fine.
...Not even a little? Please, DMG!

>>9561709
I think we have a Filia, a Squigly, a Miss Fortune, and a Valentine at the moment, so your pool of characters is pretty limited.

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>>9561586
Will do

>>9561606
That's unfortunately also true. But sometimes you got to wade trough a pile of shit to find a brick of gold.

>>9561792
Except that character exclusivity is a meme, and the Filia, Squigly, and MF never post. So shut the fuck up.

>>9561731
>>9561732
Any of them. My knowledge of the lore is a bit limited though, as I barely paid any attention to it while playing the game. Not that it should matter much when typefucking.

>>9561776
(It's fine, I'll try coming on dead hours. Don't let me ruin your day Anon. Get your things done at your own convenience.)

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>>9561756
Who else but Dekkard?
>Sitcom music

>>9561780
Not even a little. I don't want you even looking at me limpdick.

>>9561815
Personality and quirks matter. Don't play them if you don't know them.

>>9561815
If you really want to play them read up.

Often the personality is the sexiest part of all.

>>9561815
Hm, hard to pick, but I've always been partial to Squigs.

>>9561844
I think I know enough about their personalities to know how each of them speak and behave. Not sure how I'd go about playing Painwheel or Double though.

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>>9561640
>Sanae paused a moment in the doorway as she saw the man make it to the top of the stairs. What was he doing all the way out here? how did he make it this far? Most humans never came this far due to the danger of the mountain itself, every now and then there was a human who did. In the middle of the rain though? how unusual for someone to come here like this.
>A small gasp escaped her lips as she saw him collapse. She quickly moved back into the shrine to grab an umbrella ran outside with her umbrella open. She didn't even bother getting shoes on, feeling the cold and wet stone on her delicate feet.
"Um...Excuse me!"
>Sanae made sure to state herself as she approached the man, giving him a worried look.
"It looks like you are..well a might exhausted from the climb up here...would you like to come inside and rest till this storm is over?"

>>9561828
O-Oh no I didn't mean you had to change your schedule. It's just thats when I usually get on is all. It's not ruined anything at all, if anything captcha messed up last night, not you. You were fantastic, really. Sorry, I didn't mean to distress you or anything. if anything, I don't want you to fatigue yourself in the hopes of seeing me.)

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>>9561921
(Shush up. I'll see what I can do, if we can't finish this session tonight we'll just reschedule. Just save the last post.)
>Kissus Anon on the cheek.

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>>9561480
no

>>9561834
Don't call me a limpdick! ...Please?
Look, I'm sorry for being so small, DMG. Could I at least watch while you slut it up with others? I won't bother you after that, I swear!

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>>9561955
You want to WATCH? Isn't that sad. Limpdick's dick is so useless he needs to watch REAL men fuck the girl he wants. You know what that's called? Cuckhold. Are you a cuck anon?

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>>9560999
That he's you know...a fruit!

>>9561991
>Cuckold*
FTFY

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>>9561991
>Are you a cuck anon?
stop right there
no cuck-pandering is allowed

>>9561910
>The figure of the man, drenched in rain twitched slightly at the soft welcoming voice calling out to him. To him, it seemed like a dream, surely a sound so pure did not exist. He'd peek up from the hood-what little protection it offered-and spy something thrice as impossible. Was he dead? No, a dream, like he thought. What a nice dream. He opened his mouth to say something, but no sound escaped at first. He watched her kneel down by his side all the same, and he looked her up and down, head to toe. Toes...
...Your feet. They're gonna get cold, angel.
>He remarked strangely, referring to her as the first thing that came too mind upon looking at her at first not answering her, but instead leaning his head forward a little so it was nearly pressed against her. He was exhausted, it was true, but more than that, he seemed...lost. Perhaps he recognized the shrine and came up here without thinking. Or maybe he got lost on his way here. Whatever the reason, he finally saw fit to nod at her question.
Y-Yes, please, ahh...who are you? It's r-really cold. My name...name is Anon.
>He'd offer her softly, as he went to lean heavily on the girl, and rely much on her strength to help him back to being indoors.

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>>9562004
Yugi's not a fruit. He's a human!

>>9562005
I honestly thought it was cuckhold. My bad.

>>9562016
But I like making fun of tiny dicks!

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>>9562058
No! Not like that! You know...like how me and Bakura are.

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>>9561991
>this entire post
can we not feed cucks
can we just starve them and let them die please

>>9561944
Okay. um...I have it saved, anyway so there's no need to worry, heh.
>blushu

>>9561991
I-I guess wanting to watch other guys fuck girls makes me a cuck. So what?
...You don't have to rub it in like that! Besides, my dick isn't always this limp! It can get really stiff! ...Sometimes.

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>>9562058
no cuck-pandering allowed
cease and desist
put your hands where I can see them

>>9561991
dmg knows a thing or two about being a cuck

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>>9562081
Oh... OH.
... Best friends?

>>9562117
Really still looking at big swelling cocks right? So you're a faggot and a limpdick!

>>9562120
>Puts hands on a massive cock


>>9562129
This is a lie.

>>9562129
I thought that was Boco's job.

>>9562156
Reminder Peach is getting railed by Trixie's horsecock and there is nothing you can do about it.

Reminder
Ariel is "nuPeach/rouge"

>>9562156
Liking both gals and guys doesn't make me gay! A-and if you were to actually touch my dick, it'd get fully erect! Now it's just half-mast, so it's not reallt fair to compare it to any other cocks...

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>>9561991
>this is what DMG does now
HAHAHA
Can we oust this faggot already?

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>>9562182
>Shrug
I gave him a slime tentacle that laid eggs the other day.
You win some you lose some.

>>9562218
Pretty hard to be "half mast" when you're two inches!
Oh wait. So you admit it! You like boys! You just said it!

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>>9562156
Yeah...sure. Either way I'm going to fuck with his deck! Starting with you!

>>9562213
o...kay?
Who cares?

>>9562226
Weren't you yearning for his affection like a day ago?

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>No Rondo Duo avas
Kms

>>9562245
>squeezes one of your tits
Honk!

>>9562245
I said I like both! That leaves me like... 50% straight! And I only like girly guys anyways, I don't find cocks arousing... Even if they are in any way superior to mine!
...I'll pay you. Just name your price, show me your tits and I'll pay up, okay?

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>>9562246
Fuck me? I thought you were gay?

>>9562272
I can watch this all day... I think I will infact!

>>9562278
>Squeezes anon's tit right back
Beep beep!

>>9562272
Just ask one of the same-face copy-paste "Original and creative" avas to cosplay her for you.
Trust me. You won't tell the difference.

>>9562272
I would if I could find a fucking rip of the game thats in English.

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>>9561748
>Bismarck did absolutely nothing to stop her bra from falling off and revealing her ample breasts, just letting out a more relieved sigh as the air hit her bare chest, tilting her head in the breeze.

Y'know, if I wasn't considering doing what you just did myself, I could've gotten mad.
That and I kinda like how bold you are, so, how about it?

>Bismarck, now entirely topless chuckled, turning her head just enough to catch a glance of the now fully nude anon behind her, her eyes staring him down from his eyes to his erect cock before running back up to his eyes with a grin on her face.

>>9562272
Why ERP as a personality-less eroge character when you could just fap to the eroge

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>>9562299
A price? I want you to suck a big. Heavy, fat, juicy, cum filled, throbbing, cock. How's that for a price?

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>>9562327

>>9562310
Search around /hgg/ in 2x4chan and you'll probably find it. Archives that store /d/ threads might also have the link available.

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Its pouring rain out.

So comfy.

>>9562310
https://sukebei.pantsu.cat/view/2005897

>>9562340
You mean, like a rubbery dildo? ...Yeah, sure! Just promise you won't tell anyone and I'll do it! I'd kill to see your chest, miss DMG.

>>9562391
>10 GB for porn
Yeah, no.

GIVE ME ATTENTION

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>>9562400
>he doesn't have at least 4 terabytes of porn

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>>9562396
Dildo? Oh no no no.
I mean a real, attached to a REAL man. Fat mass, gagging and choking it, making your little prick spring up in your shorts, cock. Understood?

>>9562406
>

>>9562312
>Anon kept an eye on the woman's back for a moment as she let her bra fall freely away, and instead sighed in relief at the sensation. This sound, along with her remark earned a chuckle out of him, as he adjusted himself to face the girl more directly, even before she turned around.
You could've, I suppose yeah. But it looks like you're not.
>He agreed casually, and when she turned, he let his eyes drift down and give into their perverted nature, eating up the sight of both of her heavy looking tits. Her sight of his erection confirmed he indeed liked what he saw, judging from how it throbbed, and stood up, eager for attention now. When she came back up too meet his gaze, his eyes were just now finishing their feast of her tits, and he caught her eye at just the right time.
Oh? Does that mean you wanna join me after all?
>He gave her a playful nudge-his hand only managing to grab at the hem of her panties and tugging the string a little, reminding her how uncomfortable and tight they were.
Or maybe you had something else in mind...Ya know, something involving you being bare naked with me. If we push the fans together, and get closer, I bet it'll feel real nice.

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>>9561448
Yes!

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>>9562400
>>9562304
>>9562327

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>>9562057
>Sanae gave a questioning look before she smiled lightly. She her feet were slightly cold due to the weather outside the shrine but it was nothing she couldn't handle. She has had it worse after all!
"I'll be alright, lets worry about you right now."
>Sanae was startled at first when the man suddenly was using her to support himself. He did seem very weak from where ever his journeys brought him. It mattered not where he was before now. Live in the moment she says!
"Please do come in, My name is Sanae Kochiya. I am the shrine maiden here."
>Sanae began helping the poor weary soul inside over to the main table where she was waiting for Kanako and Suwako to come back.
"Hold on just a moment! I'll prepare some tea for us. That should help warm you up!"
>Sanae scurried off for a moment into another room, grabbing a tea hot and filling it with water and putting it on the stove. It soon came to a perfect temperature. Dropping leaves into the pot and giving them a small swirl before coming back with two cups and the kettle.
"Sorry for the wait Anon! So how did you manage to get all the way up here? seems like a big risk in a storm like this." She commented while pouring him a cup of hot green tea.

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>>9562302
W-w-what? No, I'm 100% straight! Just because I dress effeminately, love to show off my amazing abs, enjoy the company of sexy men, and stroke my phallic looking rod, doesn't mean I'm gay!

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>>9562425
SHOW ME THE GIRL DICK ALREADY I CAN'T TAKE THE WAITING.

>>9562431
What about your boyfriend? And the leather pants?

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>>9562462
S-s-shut up! I'm not friggin gay!

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>>9562516
https://youtu.be/Ogwgq7JsRtE?t=54
Here is PROOF you're gay. You're all the way inside that poor white haired boy!

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!
S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y
NIGHT!

>>9562578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uxi9x3dbyk

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>>9562578
>it's not even 3
West Coast Best Coast

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>>9562578
It's only 7 PM.

>>9562592
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?

>>9562592

Please.

West is worst. East is greatest.

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>>9562425
It is the year 2017.
An alien disease has rampaged Japan, the greatest country on Planet Earth! Other national powers barely had enough time to blockade Japan's boarders, halting the disease's progress and eventual spread across the entire globe. Symptoms escalate quickly, starting from rapid hair loss, working up towards pupils dilating to unbelievable proportions, and ending in severe deformations and quick changes in the skeletal structure of the victims. No cure is currently known for this disease.
Pharmacies and medical scientists have tried everything in their power, but to no avail.
Other minor symptoms of this disease, dubbed "Same-Face Syndrome", is oddly heightened sexual urges and prowess, especially in females of all species, including plant-life.
Being the greatest, most resourceful country on Planet Earth, Japan's quality of life was unhindered by this disease. Wig designing, manufacturing, and distributing has gone through a massive boom in quality and quantity, maintaining the uniqueness of each and every citizen even at 100% infection rate.
While some find them unconvincing, they are quick to realize the importance of their use, and urgely drop their disbelief in them.
Pictured: A group of young women afflicted with Same-Face Syndrome, posing for their one husband (behind the camera) for a picture.
Read more Here: (Please replace all dashes with periods in the link first.) https://goo-gl/sNNS0C

>>9562429
>The tired, aching man before her leaned heavily on the girl's shoulder as she helped him find his way inside but-eventually-he did manage to make his way inside, and take a load off against the mats that were laid out, releasing a pent up groan from it all. He probably hadn't even sat down in ages, either. Inside now, he went to remove his jacket, despite his aching limbs having remembered to leave his shoes at the door at least, while he made himself more comfortable.
Sanae...Kochiya? That name sounds so familiar...
>He murmured in a hazy sort of manner, but perked up at her mention of being a shrine maiden.
Oh! That's why I know the name. Ah...I had heard tales about this place, and I wanted to see it for myself but...
>He chuckled a little at something in his own mind.
I didn't know if I'd make it in all of this.
>He trailed off and at her offer, he nodded his head, eager for something to energize himself. When she returned, and went to offer him his cup, he took it graciously, and did his best to give her a proper bow, though he was starting to 'wake up' and as he did so, grow increasingly conscious of what had happened and where he was. Why his face was a little pink when she entered the room was a mystery.
I hope it's no trouble...ah. Thank you. You're so kind to offer this to me. As for how I got here...ah.
>He paused, glancing out the door to the storm that raged out.
I remember...a prayer. Erm. And my family hasn't visited the shrine properly in sometime. The trail was always too dangerous. So...I felt it was only fair to pay proper respects. That...a-and. Well. If I had known the shrine maiden was so beautiful, I'd have come visit a lot sooner.
>He furrowed his brow, rubbing the back of his head with a small laugh.

>>9562592
is this owain

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>>9562547
Maybe I should give you a hug!

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>>9562611
Precious kisses words that burn me
Lovers never ask you why
>>9562617
Best coast
>>9562650
No sir.

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>>9562652
But you're GAY

>>9562665
In my heart the fire is burning
Choose my color find a star

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>>9562668
You don't know that!

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>>9562708
Gay
With a cute British boy.
With white hair

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>>9562691
Precious people always tell me
That's a step a step too far

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>>9562716
S-shut up the frig up! I don't need to take this from you!

>>9562665
>No sir.
can you stop shitposting as if you are then

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*blocks ur path*

>>9562733
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?
Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry?

>>9562749
>Being this angry at Owain that you take it out on others

>>9562748
No, but you'll probably take something else...

>>9562778
It's just ermac trying to play god of the thread anon. Just ignore him.

>>9562768
Sorry Anon, that's the end of our sing along.
>>9562749
No problem, my apologies.

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>>9562748
You already take it.. up the but..
From a British boy with white hair

>>9562794
>tfw he probably hurt anon and made him cry

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H...Hello, everyone!

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>>9562822
You know me too well CultureClubAnon

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

>>9562878
>>9562851

>Saturday ERP
>two fags singing Culture Club songs
>two fags arguing over whether the faggy looking one is gay
See you guys on Sunday.

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Are you excited for E3?

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>>9562788
S-Silence! I wasn't talking to you!

>>9562801
No. I have the rod and he has the ring- what no! I shouldn't be telling you anything! I can't believe I'm being told by one of Yugi's cards! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! I AM EVIL!

>>9562851
>tfw you will never rape Recette and make her shout "Capitalism Ho!" when her mind breaks

>>9562888
You know you love slow saturdays Anon. Just join in on the fun.

>>9562851
Good evening Recette! How goes the store? I've got some things to sell if you're interested.

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>>9562866

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>>9562895

NO!

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>>9562895
.. I can now clearly say that I am indeed excited.

>>9562898
Oh YOU'RE the top~ I would of NEVER guessed! I still bet you guys switch it up <3

>>9562801
So it's gay to take it up the pooper from a British boy.
Is it gay to have a futa push your face into a pillow, grab your hips, and bury her long hard cock into your ass?

>>9562881
That's not a loli, that's a business woman, anon.

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>>9562922
>Is kidnapped by Kass and probably loved for all eternity.

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>>9562881
(shhh)
>>9562903
Um... W-Why are you staring so much, anon?
>>9562921
Good evening, Mr. Anon! The store's going great, thank you.
I'd love to make a deal with you, Sir! Let's see what you have!

>>9562953
Sounds like a good end to me

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>>9562928
Y-your a bully!

>>9562966
>Walks into her store and places a very mysterious bag on the counter.
What can I get for the bag?

>>9562972
Kass has claimed another one.When will he be stopped?

>>9562966
Let's see what I have here.
>Anon opens up his bag and rummages around it, pulling out from within a stack of books, bound together by a couple of black leather belts. The title of the book on top hints that the pages it contains deal with X-rated stuff, yet he sets it atop a table for all to see.
How much can I get for these?

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>>9562930
Yes. Futa is gay.
Gayzo.

>>9562983
And you're a faggot! Eveything works out in the end!

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>>9562418
>Bissy chuckled, letting out a little "Ah" as he tugged at her panties, squeezing her legs together while following him with her eyes

I figure a little..."excercise" wouldn't hurt

>she smirked, not really bold enough to laugh at her own "joke", getting up from her cooling station just for the sake of pushing anon back down on his seat with a casual smile drawn on her face.
>the boat then slides over to gather fans from all over the place, her swaying hips putting emphasis on the fact that her breasts weren't the only thing about her which could be described as "ample". Placing the fans all around the couch where anon was sitting, giving him the passing glance every now and then as she picked up and placed the fans, with a wicked grin drawn on her face each time his eyes met hers, before returning to him and the now surprisingly rather cool, albeit windy couch, removing the last piece of clothing from her body, now completely nude, she seats herself in anon's lap, her bare and smooth entrance rubbing against his erection as she sets herself down, finalizing the event by wrapping her arms around his neck and looking down his eyes with a sultry grin.

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>>9563046
No no, a faggot is someone like Duke Devlin, not me.

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>>9562985
Hello, welcome to Rece-- Eek!
>Recette flinches a little once Anon quickly puts his Mysterious Sack on the counter.
Erm, well, it depends on the bag's contents, Mister!
I can't really buy something if I don't know what it is that I'm getting.
>>9563044
>Recette starts examining the books her customer put out, considering the size, quality, condition, and the like.
>She glances at the name over and over, but hardly shows any reaction to it. When she's finally finished with looking them over, Recette takes a good look at the title.
Ah, um...
>She freezes up for a moment, her cheeks turning a little red with embarrassment. She just rubbed her hands all over that, and it's... It's best not to think about it too much.
I'll, uh, I'll buy them for 600 Pix!

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>>9562649
( just to let you know I have to leave in a bit around 4pm pst but i'll be back after a few hours, have to go out to dinner.)

>Sanae gave and understanding nod towards the man as she sat to his right by the table. Taking the tea cup in her soft and hands taking a small sip. Noting that she may have made it a bit to much on the sweet side but it would suffice.
"Well The shrine isn't to far away from the human village...but still! You should know better not to do something so reckless."
>Sanae gave him a light scolding before laughing lightly to herself and smiling towards him. I guess some people are determined to do things their way no matter what may try getting in their way.
"Its no trouble at all! I wouldn't be much of a shrine maiden If I left someone out in the cold would I?"
>A light shade of red appeared of her face when she was complimented by the stranger. She did get comments like this quite often but it still flustered her none the less almost every time.
"Ah well thank you, though I am not worthy of that type of praise. I am sure I am just average at best!"
>The shrine maiden said trying her best to be humble.

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>>9563111
How DARE you insult the PURE name of Duke "Sexy Back" Devlin! I retire for the day because of your HELLISH words! GOOD DAY TO YOU

>>9563158
It has a soul. I wouldn't open it if I were you, it was incredibly hard to capture it inside this bag.
>Anon tugs at the string tightening it around the top.
So how much? I was offered a few million Pix but I think it might be worth more seeing as it's the soul of a demon.
>There was nothing but cotton in the bag, Anon was just trying to scam the naive vendor. Hopefully his plan would work one way or another.

>>9563158
>Anon gives the young shopkeeper a stern stare as she estimates how much the price of stack of books will be. Having delved deep into a dungeon and battling countless enemies just to get them, he was expecting a pretty good deal, hopefully enough to get himself some new armor. So when she gave him the estimate of 600 Pix, his jaw drops from how little he'd receive.
Six hundred Pix?! I'm sorry, but I'm pretty sure that this here is worth much, MUCH, more than six hundred Pix! If you won't give me a good price, I'll just have to sell this at another store.

>>9563094
>Anon took notice of the sweet reaction he got out of her, unable to wipe the confident, if rather simple smile painted across his lips. He'd lick at those same lips too, as she went to stand up, and truly demonstrate what she had to offer. Although she wasn't naked yet, her bust jiggling pleasantly before his eyes, and her backside showing off anytime she went to move the fans into position. He might have normally offered to help, but judging from how much he was enjoying watching her, he completely forgot, and looked on with envy.
>His own body glistened with a sheen of sweat by now, despite her attempts to make the coach much cooler, yet it was refreshing all the same, earning a low, groan out of him, as he leaned back and soaked in the cool air...and that wasn't all. He was watching very intently now-the pervert in him coming out now that she was playing her games, and he let out a soft, approving growl as her panties were peeled away. Almost immediately as she went to take a proper seat on his lap, she'd feel his dick respond in kind, the veiny shaft swelling in size, and pressing eagerly up against Bissy' tender womanhood, the shaft brushing against her warmth like this, and sliding dangerously along her nethers, the crown already nice and thick from what she could feel. He groaned at the warmth, and weight of her body, his hands hooking around her waist, and coming to rest both palms on her plump rear, checking to see how 'ample' she really was for himself with a greedy squeeze.
Mm...exercise you said, right? That sounds good...it's nice and cool now, yeah?
>He'd offer, but she might already feel him pull her closer to his chest-squishing her breasts against him, as his manhood tilted down, and began to rub against her sex a little more vigorously-steadily starting to push and prod at her womanhood, and daring her sex to deny him entry, as his thick crown started to split her apart, and slowly shove itself inside of her.

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>>9562878
I'm still lurking

>>9563336
>Kisus Papi

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>>9562878

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U-Uhh... Where am I?

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>>9563243
>Easily calling his bluff from the get-go, a little part of Recette's own soul dies, tired of dealing with such jibberish.
>She gives him a simple little smile, as she usually does to almost every customer that approaches her. It's indistinguishable from a genuine smile.
I'm sorry, Sir, but... I'm not interested in your item. I'm afraid you'll have to go to a different store.
>>9563293
>Recette keeps eyeing the stack of books, clearly interested in their contents. She was getting to that age, and she's starting to get curious...
>She had to get those books! She just has to get them!
Ah, um, of course, Sir! I-I'll, uh, I'll...
I'll double it! 1,200 Pix for your books! I think that's a very good deal, don't you?

>>9563167
(No problem. Hope it's not too slow, or anything. I wasn't sure where to begin, so I figured I'd try winging it. I should be around, when you return if you'd like to continue.)

>Her visitor gave a soft clearing of his throat as he downed another sip of his tea, and let out a more relaxed sigh, gaining some color back to his face, at the very least. He took a slow, steady breath, and looked up at her, now all smiles that he was in her presence. This only increased when he saw the red tone in her cheeks, earning a chuckle out of him.
I should be careful, I know...heh. Sorry. It's just, I had to come here and see for myself, if everything I heard was true...and...
>He furrowed his brow a little at her remark, and he leaned forward onto the table.
Oh that's anything but true! You're gorgeous, miss! Ah...I mean. I know there are plenty of people at the village who miss your sweet smile, and soft voice. They've told many stories about you. It's...part of why I came up here, actually. To see for myself. And..
>He paused with a soft grin.
It's all true. You're stunning, miss...I am sure you've had plenty of suitors ask for you when they come to pray, have they not? They would be crazy not to!
>He laughed a little in a good natured manner-but he meant every word all the same.

>>9563046
Oh...
So I'm gay...
Neat!
Now I can get pounded by a busty futa with a big ass and not have to wonder if it's wrong when she blows a hot load deep in my bowels.
Thanks old lady!

>>9563377
I don't know about you, but apparently I'm walking in circles. Oh and ignore that leaking feeling you're having inside those bloomers, it's nothing to be concerned about

>>9563403
>Once again Anon hears a price that seems undesirable to him. He was already clad in silver armor, and to have enough money to don a set of ancient armor, he needed just five thousand Pix more. To her offer, he merely shakes his head, then lifts the stack of books off of the table. He doesn't stow them away, though, as he still held on to a bit of hope that he may get a better offer.
I'm sorry, but no can do. I won't sell these to you for that price, unless you can sweeten the deal a bit.

>>9563377

You okay Asuka?

>>9563403
I can see you think it's fake. Would you like me to show you?
>Anon had a back up plan, even if there was not a soul within he did have a way of tricking her. She was smart, but Anon was cunning and a con man by nature.
How about a wager? If I can show you the soul within, not only do you purchase it, but you must also give me anything from your shop for free. If you win, well I'll be on my way and I'll give you all the gold within my pouch.
>Anon removed his pouch of gold coins and placed them on her counter. This was not Pix these were physical gold coins, and he seemed even cockier than before, gold seemed to be worth more. It was almost as if he planned for her to doubt him.

>>9563377
>smacks that big jiggly ass

>>9563372
Bakemono

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Oh hey what's up dude

>>9563701
>picks up the snek

>>9563701
>Kissus the snek
Not much, how's the murder game going?

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>>9563348
>the cheerful bird looks back at you after you kissed her
Oh, hey anon, how are you doing?
>the blue harpy wraps her arms around you excitedly
Do you want to, uh, do something with me today? I wanna do something today!

>>9563701
Quick best snek, strip Asuka for our amusement!

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>>9563741
That's a pretty low res image, I should delete that from my folder

>>9563741
I'm fine, and you?
>Anon smiles as he is hugged by the cute birb
Something like what? What do you want to do Papi?
>Anon curiously asked as he pet her head softly.