official pony thread.
if you see another like it, it might be a ghost thread. very spooky.
>>9556644
nice dubs
first for gay pone
mods
>>9556666
>>9556659
hi
>>9556679
if singles you need to get a life.
>>9556690
also vagina are gross
>>9556703
vaginas are gross to you, but sticking it in someone's filthy bum where their poo comes from is totally sexy, right?
>>9556730
i'm not talking about personal hygiene, clean self easily and there are no problem
but vagina look gross
>>9556753
it depends on the pussy. that's what makes dating so tough. you invest all this money to see a girls pussy and you have no idea what it looks like until the money is spent. this is why everyone should wear see-through underwear.
>>9556789
>dating
>girls
neither of those things are being done or doing by me
>>9556799
what if you were dating a guy and then he told you he used to be a chick? like chaz bono or something. they made her lady parts into a makeshift penis.
>>9556821
dating still is not the thing i do at all
ever with anyone
and i do not like the mutilated phallic flesh that those have with no prostate or cum
>>9556839
geez, your standards are through the roof.
maybe the definition of dating has changed.
in my day it meant have sex with a girl one time and never call her again unless you left a shirt or your R&B mixtape at her house.
>>9556861
standards is not the thing that im talking about
i just do not do social things with other people
nobody or anyone with me
my taste in porn is dicks and asses
>>9556871
then just imagine sex robots have been invented.
>>9556898
i wait for such things
>>9556905
all sexbots will probably come with a detachable penis.
>>9556922
duh
>>9556926
so what happens when you open the box for your sexbot and see "realistic vagina action" when you clearly checked the penis box on your order form?
a sternly worded letter to the sexbot company?
because that's what i'd do.
poner peener
roll evens for midnight pasta
"new" episode airing in 10 minutes.
fucking canada.
http://stram.horse/
http://www.bronystate.net/
good episode
I wake
I am also awake. Looking for uploads of the episode to dailymotion and similar sites.
>>9558254
There's not actually a new episode. Leafs are done airing new eps for a bit.
>>9558274
Do... no upload of Discordant Harmony?
>>9558299
Horse is FUCKING DEAD
>>9558364
Fucking gay, mate.
>>9558712
What should be done about you, Pasta?
>>9558788
What do you mean
this guy is more concerned about ants than anything ever. holy crap he spergs the fuck out in the most dramatic fashion.
>"the ants are in agony"
>"zomg ant holocaust ohno"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsTFQnpZ2xY
>>9558788
a spanking.
>>9558798
Well, we have a Pasta-chan in our thread. What do? Do we tickle him? Do we give him back rubs? Headpats? Do we sexually harass him?
>>9558861
Nah, he hasn't done anything to deserve spankings...
>>9558942
>>9558942
everyone deserves a spanking
>>9558975
heya Pasta
>>9559050
Heya
>>9559070
Hey there skitty, sleep well?
>>9559070
good morning tiny friend!
>>9559081
How ya doin?
>>9559096
I'm alright, eating an egg bacon and lettuce sandwich, watching a video
>>9559081
nah
>>9558975
You'll have to have your hair brushed and your shoulders rubbed then~
>>9559050
I'll have to spank you first then!
>>9559116
Damn, sorry to hear
>>9559119
That sounds nice
>>9559070
*Hug the Texan*
>>9559110
mmmm bacon! but whats the lettuce doing in there?
>>9559119
tough but fair.
>>9559177
I suppose it is a little weird to put some lettuce in there, isn't it
>>9559212
seems like an unholy combination of a BLT and an egg, bacon and cheese sammich
>>9559234
I'm not a fan of tomatoes or cheese in sandwiches, so I suppose this unholy combination suits me fine
>>9559177
*gives you a few good swats at your behind*
>>9559265
I'm not a fan of lettuce or tomatoes. Just give me bacon, egg, and cheese.
>>9559327
Hello Bun
>>9559352
Hello Dried Pasta !7TMoonie5s
>>9559265
heh fair enuff
>>9559325
yeah im with you, i dont m,ind either but not combined. the lettuce would get all soggy.
>>9559327
heya Gator pal!
>>9559387
Hey blew
>>9559405
whats up? Skitty was here for a minute, I think hes returned to his Skitty nest now though to curl up and hide from predators.
I'm working on updating some of my playlists before I go out and do laundry.
https://youtu.be/HjmO5gVpcN0
>>9559387
Lettuce is empty calories that taste like fucking leaves. I have it physically removed from anything I'm eating.
>>9559387
>the lettuce would get all soggy
The lettuce actually added a bit of crunch to the sandwich
>>9559475
Well, more of a crisp, but you know what I mean, also, name broke cause I tried to cancel to change wording but was too late
>>9559426
>>9559457
I realized I forgot to link you
>Neighbor dog comes into the house and pisses on the carpet
>>9559546
what the fuck is even happening here
>>9559565
text based social interaction
>>9559565
We post ponies, shitpost, and blog about our lives
Leave while you still can
>>9559589
>post ponies
>>9559605
You're one of the only exceptions
>>9559468
What about baby spinach?
>>9559475
so its a cold sammich?
>>9559519
cool stuff.
>>9559624
>darwin
>>9559652
He posts Moondancers sometimes
>>9559565
scootaposting with my scootafriends!
>>9559650
Nah, the egg and bacon are cooked, bread toasted, and crisp lettuce placed in
>>9559665
https://youtu.be/mEwenYywxXc
>>9559719
Why don't you occasionally post ponies in the pony thread?
>>9559624
i will never post another pony just because of this comment
>>9559780
I could go through my ancient porn folders and either crop a bunch of pictures or just post pony porn
>>9559784
Then I must fill your shoes and become the next flutterposter, it is the only way
>>9559809
Coo, now i can be the special snowflake i always dreamed of
>>9559809
https://youtu.be/k8Hn0hGUiMk
>>9559133
>>9559784
awww but seeing your flutterposts is the highlight of my otherwise dull grey days!
don't click any of his links it's all trash music
>>9559831
>>9559816
>>9559784
>>9559840
All these images must be for when he posts on /g/
>>9559840
https://youtu.be/dVX-RY4oG6k
>>9559883
You think I'm going to click that? Ha
https://youtu.be/pL0d5iluDlA
>>9559895
remember when it was cool to post trollface?
but now seeing it anywhere just makes you feel weird...
>>9559883
>>9559879
pasta is best yellow quiet poster! he posts the same pony as skitty but without all the verbal abuse and unlawful antics!
>>9559676
drink bleach
>>9559923
That's because memes die, you don't see dolan anymore either.
https://youtu.be/5eeWMRFOBJE
>>9559951
Oh yeah well you're uh..uh..
A nerd!
I'm sorry I didn't mean it
>>9559962
>>9560005
damn now youre really turning into Skitty. If you start saying Mental Gymnasitcs all the time im gunna worry
>>9559969
Honestly I see dolan and milhouse is a meme posted more often than I do trollface
>>9560053
>>9560024
abrakadabra swiggity swootey gimme the bootey
>>9560109
>>9560062
Really where, I haven't seen a dolan posted for months now and before that it was only sporadic.
https://youtu.be/VEizORB1n8c
>>9560135
>>9560150
>>9560109
https://youtu.be/8w6UDHHNsA4
>>9560150
heh well, you might try to deerpost now, but I bet you dont have sufficient deer reaction images for this. Lets see you respond without using flutters!
>>9560137
BECAUSUE YOU ONLY LURK THE GAY ASS FUCKING FAGGOT MEMELESS LOLITHREADS THAT'S WHY
I lurk the secret underground oldfag meme threads you've never even seen and I'm ALWAYS posting milhouse
>>9560178
And this is something you are proud of doing?
>>9560199
lol ya
>>9560199
Good morning Darwin
>>9560178
You mean like the fags who only post about the good old days, instead of embracing the glorious future.
https://youtu.be/pF9bycbzP4k
>>9560236
ya
>>9560251
Pasta is now Skitty 2.0
>>9560269
Then who is going to post Moondancer?
>>9560269
reece pls
daily reminder that i got an epic get that you didn't
>>9555555
>>9555555
>>9555555
>>9555555
>>9555555
>>9555555
filthy nongetters GTFO REEe
>>9560280
Perhaps you?
>>9560299
Nice get
>>9560309
That would leave me Touhou-less.
>>9560299
awwww that was nice of you
>>9560324
Oh no
>>9560344
>the master of text walls complains about a five word post
>>9560324
So do you have any plans today?
>>9560386
It is not one of those rare days when I do. Maybe I will feel inclined to go out later if my friends ask, but I do not intend to leave so far.
I'm starting to think Pasta had all these flutter pics prepared in advance to take over skitty's flutter posting.
>>9560423
So what kind of stuff do you do with your friends?
>>9560423
Alrighty then
>>9560430
I had these saved from way before joining bread
i really like how this programming forum i use has a section where people post their code to help others, many people respond with things like "Thank you :)" or "Great work :D", often attaching happy/smiling emojis. The thing is, every 1-2 years they add a new smiley/emoji and the board switches out the original emoji with anotherone, so you often see people saying "Thank you <puking emoji>" or the emoji gets switched out with an angry one lol
>>9560446
STUFF
>>9560626
Like what kind of stuff, mostly normal people stuff or gay people stuff?
How many of you get together at one time to go do stuff?
>>9560646
What is gay people stuff?
>>9560657
Going out shopping for new dildos, going out and trying to beat up people with opposing views, doing butt stuff,hanging out at starbucks with your macs, talking about the latest gay bars and clubs, trying to go find and convert straight guys and gossiping about other gay acquaintances.
>>9560053
>>9560729
Then not that.
>>9560729
>>9560744
What are your political views?
>>9560930
Indifferent.
>>9560821
this is cutetastic
>>9560903
yay yellow quiet! Pasta is best postrer!
>>9560943
How many people do you consider to be a close friend irl?
>>9560971
10.
>>9560990
How was your family life?
What's your highest level of schooling?